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28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE – Review

Whew, now that is a really quick turnaround for a sequel (they way it sprinted to theatres in just a little over six months, you’d think that it had contracted the “rage”). Usually there’s at least a year between franchise entries, even if they were shot at the same time as the WICKED flicks or even more, like the last two “impossible missions” (who knows if or when we’ll have to endure the conclusion to FAST X). Then, this isn’t your usual “tent pole”, since the original sprinted out in 2002, its first sequel in 2007, then the follow-up last June. That installment was both a box office and critical hit, so a different director and much of the same cast are hoping that audiences will be eager to get out of the January chills and warm themselves by the fiery furnaces of 28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE.


When we last saw the preteen loner Spike (Alfie Williams), he was saved from a rage-infected pack by a group of track-suit wearing, platinum-haired young men and women. But as we see in the opening sequence, Spike might have gone from the “frying pan into the fire”, as he must face off against an older young man as his “initiation” into the group called “the Jimmies”. Watching over the duel is their leader, Sir Jimmy Crystal (Jack O’Connell), in his thirties, making him a veteran of the “plague” world. He “fancies” himself to be the son of “ole’ Nick” AKA Satan. Somehow, Spike triumphs, is dubbed the newest “Jimmy”, and is forced to join them in deadly attacks on human survivors on the mainland, encounters that end with Sir Jimmy orchestrating acts of barbaric cruelty. Meanwhile, Dr. Ian Kelson (Ralph Fiennes) is still tending to the title “Bone Temple”, or “memento mori” dedicated to the dead, the bone towers flanking a massive spire of human skulls. Kelson’s daily routine is broken up by visits (more like roaring attacks) from the hulking “alpha” of the infected, whom he dubs “Samson” (Chi Lewis-Parry). Those encounters turn into a game as Kelson waits until the giant is nearly upon him before using a long tube to blow a dart full of his special sedative, that renders Samson docile. The doctor soon comes to the conclusion that Samson actually welcomes the “rest” and often joins him for a brief “nap”. Kelson then begins to experiment on Samson and somehow is able to counteract the “rage”. However, his research may soon be disrupted when he and his sanctuary are discovered by the Jimmies. What happens when the worlds of these survivors clash? Who will claim the land, Sir Jimmy, Dr. Kelson, or perhaps Samson?

Probably the greatest performance from the last entry was from the gifted Fiennes as the somewhat still sane medical man, somehow learning to adapt to the hellscape of the plague -ridden countryside. Here he actually builds on that work (last time we didn’t meet him until well past the halfway mark), adding some new “layers” to this lonely soul. He shows us that Kelson is yearning for a real human connection, even if it’s with a “zonked out” behemoth. Plus, we get to see a bit of his eccentric side, as his main joy comes from his love of his 80s pop records. Fiennes captures our attention in every one of his scenes (he’s got a long overdue date with Oscar). His character’s “inverse” may be the charismatic O’Connell as the cunning, cruel, and still a bit charming Sir Jimmy. He may be the “wildest card” in the twisted pack of Jimmies, who has a teen idol’s swagger while putting a Manson-like spell on his faithful followers. After his splendid work last year as the “boss vamp” in SINNERS, O’Connell is quite the engaging movie monster. Williams commands our interests and elicits our sympathies as Spike, still a boy, as he tries to survive this world and his still painful family loss. Luckily, he’s got a caring surrogate “big sis” in the enigmatic Erin Kellyman as “Jimmy Ink”, the gang’s “enforcer” who has freed herself from the “cult” of Sir Jimmy. Kudos also to the compelling physical presence of Lewis-Parry who gives some unexpected vulnerability, showing us that like the Frankenstein monster, he could have his cloudy savagery cleansed by a bit of kindness.

Earlier I mentioned that this installment boasts a different director. Taking the reins from Danny Boyle is the versatile, visually elegant Nia DaCosta (after last year’s “chamber drama” HEDDA). She clues us in, with the searing brutality of “Spike’s test” that this second act of a planned final trilogy, won’t dance around its violent, visceral origins. In other words, the blood does flow, like a red storm over the gorgeous green English countryside. The screenwriter of last June’s entry, Alex Garland, does return with a tale that echoes several horror survival themes, showing us how the uninfected humans can be more deadly than the screaming charging hordes. We’re even given an “origin story” set at the beginning s of the “rage”, reminding us that these mindless monsters were exactly like us. What really surprised me this time was the unexpected bursts of very dark, nearly pitch black, humor, especially in the final showdown. Ah, but it’s not really “final” as an epilogue promises another glorious glimpse into this altered Earth. Let’s hope our next visit, probably not a quick seven months wait, will be as well produced and as full of conflict and compassion as 28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE.

3.5 Out of 4

28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE opens in theaters everywhere on Thursday, January 15, 2026

PREDATOR: BADLANDS – Review

In a flip from the recent Summer movie fare, let’s take a break from the serious “award-bait” cinema of the current Fall/Winter works and head to the multiplex for a big, loud, thrill-packed SF flick. And talk about “flips” this new release turns the usual movie marketing trend on its ear. While some films like COMING TO AMERICA and HAPPY GILMORE had sequels that went straight to streaming decades later, this newest franchise entry in a series that begin all the way back in 1987 is in theatres after the previous two went right to Hulu. Yes, from big screen to small (er) screen then back to the big screen (not that the last two weren’t worthy of a wide run at the multiplex). Oh, and it’s not a remake or rehash, but rather a fresh spin as we span the galaxy with PREDATOR: BADLANDS.


Here’s one bit of “freshness”: this story actually begins on the predator home planet of Yautja Prime where the “runt” (actually just around six Earth feet) of the “hunter clan”, Dek (Dimitrius Schuster-Koloamatangi) is being “put through his paces” by his tutor big brother Kwei (Mike Homik). The training lessons are cut short by a brutal family tragedy, which traps Dek on Kwei’s spacecraft cruiser. Its onboard navigator whisks him away to the savage, distant planet Genna. Dek had been preparing to travel there in order to “earn his cloak” by defeating a beast that had claimed scores of his kin, the towering killer colossus Kalisk. But first, Dek just has to survive the place, since a new unknown danger seems to lurk around every bend. When it appears that he’ll be a meal for the ferocious forest (the tree limbs are alive and hungry) Dek hears a voice calling to him. It is a human-looking woman who calls herself Thia (Elle Fanning). After he heeds her advice and survives the attack, Dek locates her and is surprised to see she’s missing her lower half. Thia explains that she’s a “synthetic” (much like a robot or android) who was damaged and separated from her “team” that was sent to capture the very same Kalisk for her “makers” at the Weyland-Yutani Corporation (yes, the same company creeps from the ALIEN series). She promises to help him if Dek can return her to her ship, where she hopes to connect with her “twin sister” Tessa. Ah, but it turns out that the Kalisk-damaged WY ship is able to repair Tessa and her army of male “synth” drones. Joined by a fiesty local beast dubbed “Bud”, can Dek and Thia survive against Tessa and her team after they are tasked by “mother” to not only capture the Kalisk for the company, but also “acquire” the lone Yautja predator and his weaponry?


What really keeps us invested in this tale filled with special effects wizardry and action-packed chaos are the two terrific performances at its center. Foremost is Schuster- Koloamatangi who informs us of Dek’s inner-turmoil and profound sadness through his body language, since most of his features are CGI augmented (mainly those “pincer” jaws and mouth, though much is also told with those wide yellow-tinged eyes). Sure, he’s got that warrior swagger down, but somehow this predator commands our empathy as he strives to prove himself and shatter his image as an “outcast”, while now being “the hunted”. Talk about your “family issues”. I’ll be interested in seeing this actor in more roles sans alien enhancements. Adding to his surprising humanity is the pairing with Fanning who almost “steals the show” as the chatty and very,very emotional “artificial” (her eyes state “property of WY Co.”). Thia is very funny, as many of her exchanges with Dek simply drip with snark, be she’s much more than a “sassy bot”. Fanning shows us her compassion for the “runt”, while not hiding her own sadness as she yearns to be with her sister. Let’s hope the fantasy settings don’t distract from Ms. Fanning’s talents, which should garner her many supporting actor nominations.

The guiding force behind this excellent “reboot” trilogy (along with the Hulu exclusives PREY and PREDATOR: KILLER OF KILLERS) is director Dan Trachtenberg, who worked with Patrick Aison on the screenplay based on the original film script from Jim and John Thomas. Despite Fox Studios attempts to revive the franchise in 2010 and 2018, the series seemed to be defunct, even after two dust-ups with the ALIEN, he has proved to be this franchise’s Frankenstein, sparking new interest from older fans while capturing so many newcomers. Every aspect of the production is top-of-the-line, from the look of the different planets (Genna seems like Australia on steroids) to the creative weaponry (love the glowing red tether lines) to the immersive booming audio. (really try to see it on a big screen with a superior sound). Who would think that, since its introduction in the original, we’d be rooting for an offspring of the monster trying to whittle down “Ahhnold” and his merry band of mercenaries in the jungle. It’s a “thrill-ride” that doesn’t forget to engage us with the heroes and villains. Plus, I really enjoyed the “borrowing” from the other Fox franchise, adding to their mythos. Here’s hoping that Trachtenberg and company can continue guiding the series in theatres (though his last two are worthy of a Hulu “trial”) after basking in the edge-of-your-seat triumph that is PREDATOR: BADLANDS.

3.5 Out of 4

PREDATOR: BADLANDS is now playing in theatres everywhere

JURASSIC WORLD: REBIRTH – Review

Hard to believe that the big Summer holiday, the Fourth of July, is almost here (and it’s on a weekend, too). Well, if you can’t hit the road or hop on a plane, the local multiplex is your best option for a tropical getaway on a secluded island. Now there’s a slight problem with this dot in the ocean. While flies and mosquitoes can dampen the fun, the pests here are much, much bigger. And very aggressive. And hungry (perhaps even “hangry”). Yes, we’re back in the movie franchise established way back in 1993’s JURASSIC PARK. After two “trilogies”, Universal’s ready for a bright, shiny “reboot” with an all-new cast trying to survive in this familiar foliage. Films are always a bit of a gamble, so is “seven” the “lucky number” for JURASSIC WORLD: REBIRTH?

This entry starts with a flashback from 17 years ago, as a research team in big, clunky haz-mat-like suits is scurrying about their lab. Looks like they’re tinkering with the dinos (always a big “no-no”), and as is usually the case in these stories, things go terribly wrong. After a few title cards explaining that the dinos we saw out in the world (Europe, the States, etc.) are succombing to unfamiliar climate and viruses, and that the general public has grown weary with the beasts (how fickle), we’re in the “present day” (really five years after the last JW flick). An exec for the pharmaceutical giant ParkerGenix, Martin Krebs (Rupert Friend), is stuck in NYC traffic as a dying Brontosaurus is lost near the Hudson. Ah, but he’s soon joined by the woman he was rushing to meet, “covert operative” Zora Bennett (Scarlett Johansson). Kreb makes his pitch: he wants to enlist her “team” to make a secret trek to the “forbidden” island home (travel is banned there) of the last thriving dinosaurs and collect blood and tissue samples (the dying nearby creatures are not “workable”). The “extracts” will be the basis of a heart disease “wonder drug”. He does insist on an addition to her team (aside from himself). They swing by the soon-to-be-shuttered dinosaur museum to collect expert paleontologist Dr. Henry Loomis (Jonathan Bailey). Soon the trio zip down to a port in Ecuador to meet Zora’s team leader, Duncan Kinkaid (Mahershala Ali), who will take them in his high-tech boat to the home of “big lizards”, Ile Saint-Hubert. Along the way, they rescue a family whose sailboat was capsized by a school of aquatic dinosaurs. After a harrowing encounter just off the island’s coast, the family is separated from the “covert” team. As Krebs tries to grab a set of three samples (beasts based on the land, sea, and “air”), the family tries to make their way to a long-deserted village. But, when the mutated (circle back to the pre-title scene) dinosaurs go on the attack, the quest for science (and big “pharma-bucks”) becomes a desperate struggle to survive until a possible rescue. This is no relaxing “va-cay”…

After four years away from the MCU (the home of “never say never”) and a brief detour into the “Wes Anderson-verse”, Ms. Johansson is back in full action heroine “mode” as the “gun for hire” who secretly has a “heart of gold” (no surprise). She’s quick with a snarky quip, but can leap right into the chaos, kicking lots of scaly tail. Somewhat regulated to the “in distress” role is Bailey, a grizzled glass-wearing geek (a fantasy breathtaking “brainiac”), who tries to keep out of the “line of fire” while taking the time to gaze lovingly at the gentler behemouths (he did study under Dr. Alan Grant, y’know). And there’s an Oscar-winner (twice) getting in on the monster mash-ups. Ali is given a bit of a tragic backstory (broken family), but mainly he’s a modern update on the rascally sea captain who loves his boat nearly as much as a hefty cash commission. He makes a fine comic partner with Bailey. Since every party needs a “p##per”, this trip has the wonderfully “weasely” Kreb played with an unseen “twirling mustache” by the glowering Friend. Oh, let’s not leave out the “rescued” (not really “stowaways,” I suppose). Manuel Garcia-Rulfo is the concerned, though confused patriarch Rueben, who just wants some quality time with his daughters, college-aged Teresa (Luna Blaise) and adorable pre-teen “snacker” (loves that licorice) Isabella (Audrina Miranda), who is adorable even as she’s in constant peril. The dinos are enough of a handful, but Rueben has to also contend with Teresa’s slacker, goofball “bae” Xavier (David Iacono), who does wonders with the abrasive role.

They’re all told where to run (and what the “green tennis ball” represents, “monster-wise”) by a director who is no stranger to big studio “IP”, Gareth Edwards. After all, he made GODZILLA work for mainstream US moviegoers, and was behind the brightest light in the post-George Lucas space flicks, the superb prequel ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY. He does bring some fresh energy to the scenes of the beasties in full-attack mode, while still taking a moment to give a “shout-out” to earlier entries (mainly the 1993 OG). Unfortunately, he’s somehow hampered by the disjointed screenplay by (speaking of OG), the adapter of the first two films in the series, David Koepp (he worked on the first Spidey, too). The time in between attack never really holds our interest, despite giving a sad backstory to both Zora (she just lost her partner during a “gig”) and Duncan (who takes a moment to gaze sadly at a faded photo of his son), while Henry tries to convince them to do the “right thing” with the samples (who doubts them). The biggest problem with the story’s structure may be the inclusion of the shipwrecked family. They never really “mesh” with the “mission crew”, which may account for why they’re quickly separated from them after they crash land on the island. Perhaps it was thought that these “average” Joes and Josephines, without firepower, would be easier to put in jeopardy and appeal to moviegoers. The cutting back and forth gets somewhat irritating, much as a TV show would flip from the “A story” to the “B story”. Now it does lead to the big nighttime finale that brings everyone together for another explosive showdown with a new dino “big bad”, the mutant “Distortus rex”, whose look owes a lot to another franchise, mainly the Xenomorphs from ALIEN. Certainly the effects on the critters continue to impress, it’s great to listen to strains of the classic John Williams score, and the carnage hasn’t been toned down to be more “kid friendly”, though I found the relentless “product placement” extremely distracting (make sure the logo is readable on that dangerous floating wrapper). Fans of these flicks will enjoy the usual mayhem and “narrow escapes”, but many may wish for something less formulaic (though this is a big improvement over JWD) than the jungle “jump-scares” of JURASSIC WORLD: REBIRTH. Now keep your hands inside the boat…

2.5 Out of 4

JURASSIC WORLD: REBIRTH is now playing in theatres everywhere

KARATE KID: LEGENDS – Review

And with the first official post-holiday “Summer cinema” weekend at the multiplex, here comes the return of another beloved movie franchise. Though it doesn’t boast the longest wait between installments, its storied history is one that the IMF might have a tough time sorting through. It’s hard to believe that the initial was over forty years ago. That flick and its two sequels became cable TV staples in the 1980s. Then, a reboot was attempted with one of the stars in 1994 with a “gender switch” for the title lead. Didn’t work, but that didn’t stop a complete remake/reboot 15 years ago, which was a modest hit. Now, after a popular “spin-off” streaming TV, here’s a “re-do” that combines and unites the original trilogy and that 2010 version. With those mixed characters and legacies, it’s no wonder that this one is labeled KARATE KID: LEGENDS.


This new flick begins with footage from 1987 as the late Mr. Miyagi (Pat Morita) relates a bit of family history. It seems an ancestor took a “slow boat to China” many years ago, where he exchanged martial arts techniques with the Han family (or is it a dynasty). Flash forward to modern-day Beijing, where a member of that lineage, Mr. Han (Jackie Chan), runs a popular wuguan (a kung fu school). Well, it’s not popular with his niece, Dr. Fong (Ming-Na Wen), who abhors fighting after losing her eldest son, Bo, to a vengeful rival after a big match. Unfortunately his kid brother Li (Ben Wang) studies there while hiding from Mom. But that will end as she is headed to the states, where she’ll join the staff of a NYC hospital. Just after relocating, Li befriends a bubbly young woman named Mia (Sadie Stanley) will helps her father Vic (Joshua Jackson) run his Victory Pizza eatery. Things get complicated when Li learns that Vic owes some dough (get it) to a cruel local loan shark, who happens to run the MMA school, Demolition Dojo, whose “star student’ is the vicious Conor (Aramis Knight), the jealous ex of Mia. When some of the loan shark goons try to rough up Vic, Li thwarts them with his skills. Vic insists that Li help him train to get back in the ring to earn a cash jackpot that’ll get him out of debt. But when an illegal blow sends Vic to the hospital, Li decides that he must enter the city-wide fighting competition known as the “Five Boroughs”. Now, he’ll need a coach. After explaining his problem over the phone to Mr. Han, the master unexpectedly shows up at the Fong home. There’s less than two weeks to train, so Han hops on another jet, this time to the west coast to recruit the former student of his old pal Miyagi, Daniel LaRusso (Ralph Macchio). But with the start of the tourney quickly approaching, can Li take down Conor, even with the coaching of these two seasoned fighting masters?

In talking up the cast, I suppose we should begin with the new “double K” (and yes, he’s also “special”) himself. Wang as the reluctant young warrior. He effectively balances a snarky sense of humor with a beguiling sweetness, which had me thinking of the actors who donned the Spidey suit (actually, one character refers to Li as the “Asian Peter Parker”). He’s a good kid, despite his bouts fighting a painful loss, and like Parker, he blames himself. But we’re rooting for him, especially in his romantic pursuit of the tough, though vulnerable, “street smart” Stanley, as Ms. Mia. Yes, they’re both charming, but the master of that is the always entrancing Mr. Chan as Mr. Han. Sure, he’s often a terse taskmaster, but his quieter scenes with Wang convey a great warmth as a most comforting coach and mentor. Plus Chan has great comic rapport with Macchio as the reticent “side man”, giving Wang the wisdom of his own teenage struggles. As for the actual “parental figures”, Jackson also piles on his own brand of “Bronx bro” charm as the pizza man papa who hopes he has one more title bout in him. Then there’s that ethereal beauty, Ms. Wen as Li’s loving, but firm mother, who barely contains her concerns over losing another child to the martial art “battlezone.”, It’s a shame this terrific talent (maybe the fiercest “Agent of SHIELD”) isn’t given more to do. Of course, an action movie needs a compelling villain. Here, Knight is a swaggering, sneering hellion who encompasses the dark side of competitive combat. And happily a bit of comic relief is provided by the very funny Wyatt Oleff as Li’s dweeby tutor Alan.

In his feature film directing debut, Jonathan Enwistel keeps the pace flowing smoothly through its 94 minutes (huzzah for brevity) while providing some effective visual “razzle dazzle”. Big kudos to him for using several bits of classic 2D-style animation for the locale “bookmarks” ( the boroughs, round numbers, and “contact points”), and especially for the early illustration of the Myagi family history. Now, I know that “training montages” are a staple of sports-themed stories, so we get plenty of them, not only with Han and Daniel working with Li, but also with Li using kitchen utensils to get Vic in shape, so I expected them. Luckily, Enwistel keeps its length fairly “pared down” with a minimal mix of “slow-mo” and pop anthems. These set pieces harken back to the original concept, which is tweaked here (instead of NYC to LA, we get China to NYC), but the tropes of picking one’s self up to continue the fight are solidly in effect. Yes, there are few surprises here, other than the fun of pairing Chan with Macchio, so series fans will get a big steaming bowl of cinematic “comfort food”, a warm movie cookie (maybe a “fortune” inside). Well, at least Montreal doubles nicely for the Big Apple, and as “re-imaginings” of 80s classics, there’s still a lot of punches and kicks to be had with KARATE KID: LEGENDS.

3 Out of 4

KARATE KID: LEGENDS is now playing in theatres everywhere

ALIEN: ROMULUS – Review

Yes, we know that Labor Day is looming, with August nearly half over, which signals the end of the blockbuster Summer movie season of 2024. Well, that doesn’t mean that the studios can’t drop a new installment of a beloved franchise into the multiplexes. And that’s exactly what’s happening this weekend as we see the seventh (not counting a couple of spin-off flicks) entry of this series, more than seven years after the last one. Ah, but the 2017 thriller was a prequel to the original, while this one fits nicely between that first one and its sequel from 1979 and 1986 to be exact. And yet, this has a feeling of “freshness” as it features a young almost unknown cast playing new characters, and a talented filmmaker who has made a splash with bold spins on a couple of film “IPs”. The result is another “space-set” shocker, ALIEN: ROMULUS.


After an eerie prologue that echoes the 79’s opening moments, we’re plopped right onto the mining colony of Jackson’s Star, a dark, dank sunless rock far, far from Earth. One of the workers, a young woman named Rain (Cailee Spaeny) is thrilled that her service contract is nearly up, and she can be transferred to the sunny planet paradise of Yvaga. Ah, but those weasels at the Weyland-Yutani corporation have now added nearly a decade to her “obligation”. A miserable Rain breaks the news to her only “family”, a “Synthroid” (an android) named Andy (David Jonsson). But then a new “opportunity” opens up. An old boyfriend named Tyler (Archie Renaux) invites the duo over to the place he shares with his sister Kay (Isabela Merced), another buddy Bjorn (Spike Fearn), and his girlfriend, a skilled pilot named Navarro (Aileen Wu). Tyler proceeds to outline a plan he has to escape Jackson by blasting off on their spaceship the Corbelan and connecting with an old derelict WY two-part space station, the Romulus and Remus. There they’ll grab several “cryo-pads” in order to sleep during the nine-year trek to Yvaga. Rain doesn’t understand why they’ve invited her until they explain that Andy’s old WY hardware will give them access to the facility. The group finds the old station hovering dangerously near the debris-filled rings of Jackson’s Star. Tyler, Bjorn (who hates robots) and Andy have less than an hour until the station is destroyed by those rings. They find the pods, but they lack the fuel for the trip. As they search for the energy tanks, the station’s power is reactivated, and several frozen “science samples” begin to thaw. Soon the trio is attacked by them, and the aggressive crab-like creatures invade the Corbelan. Things get more complicated when Rain “upgrades” Andy with software from a damaged Synthoid on board. Now he is programmed to adhere to the WY mission objectives and procure and protect the alien research on board at all costs. With time running out, and the creatures evolving, can Rain and the crew somehow survive and escape?


Following up her terrific supporting turn in CIVIL WAR, the charismatic Ms. Spaeny proves that she can also excel in a more action-oriented lead role (much as she did in the title role of PRISCILLA) as the desperate orphaned Rain. Yes, she steps up to the challenge of repelling the hordes of near-unstoppable monsters, but we see that she’s struggling to control the inner panic even as her mind tries to grasp the unfamiliar tech and the weaponry (lots of info on that electronic pulse Gatling gun). But Spaeny also conveys Rain’s empathy and compassion, with her pal Kay and especially with her “big brother” Andy played by Jonsson in a star-making bravura turn. Oddly, the “non-human” may be the story’s most complex character. He’s “damaged goods”, rescued from the scrap heap and programmed to protect Rain mostly with an endless stream of corny “dad jokes”. She even has to step in as the locals bully him. Then Jonsson completely “switched gears’ when a new “chip” erases all of Andy’s old caring self and he’s the biggest threat other than the nasty “beasties”. And though most of the crew are fairly “one-note” types, the young actors invest lots of energy into them with Merced giving Kay a soft, maternal side as she bounds with Rain over her “condition”. Renaux is a capable man-of-action who must protect his sis at all costs. Fearn seethes with a punk hatred for Andy while Wu is a truly tough and focused “space jockey”

Director Fede Alvarez does bring a much-needed jolt of adrenaline after the previous pair of troubled prequels, and tries to get back to the original “haunted house of the cosmos” premise via the screenplay he co-wrote with Rodo Sayagues (inspired by the O’Bannon and Shusett template). He certainly has made the best use of a talented team of artists who recreate much of the then “state-of-the-art” tech with the retro digital screens and especially the uses of practical make-up effects (though there are lots of current CGI to augment the imagery). And as I mentioned earlier Fede has guided two engaging lead performances. But… the other members of the “team” are mostly “fodder” for the endless stream of Xenomorphs (who are especially toothy and slimy). And I must mention the problems I had in understanding their dialogue. The screening was in Imax, so I was surprised at the sound mix, as the background score and effects seemed to “drown out” the thick accents of Tyler and Bjorn. And as many of the Marvel and DC comics-based films have been vilified for moments of “fan service” (Particularly this year’s biggest hit). the screenplay certainly over-indulges in that, repeating classic lines (one that is absurd coming from the assigned character) and even “digitally resurrecting” a beloved actor from an earlier film (it’s listed on IMDB, but I won’t spoil it). It was distracting and somewhat ghoulish (much as the STAR WARS prequels did with Cushing and Fisher). By the time of the third act, the story becomes an often repetive chase reminding me of the countless “retreads’ that the late great Roger Corman flooded the drive-in through his New World studio. By the time a very awkwardly-designed new creature begins its rampage, the movie doesn’t know when or how to finish as we get endings piling on top of each other to the point of exhaustion and frustration (so many levels and corridors on that big station). The hardcore ALIEN fans will certainly feel their chests bursting with excitement, but casual viewers new to the series may be wanting more humanity (I’d love to see a film focused on Andy) and a tightened narrative in this often creative “throw-back” that is ALIEN: ROMULUS.

2.5 Out of 4

ALIEN: ROMULUS is now playing in theatres everywhere

DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE – Review

Wow, can you believe, true believers, that it’s been over eight months since our last multiplex trek into the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU)? Really! Sure, there have been a few Disney+ shows, and a Sony “Spidey spin-off” (the infamous MADAME WEB, inspiring so many memes), but it’s nothing like sitting down with your popcorn for a real MCU journey. Aside from the long “lead time” this one is pretty unique as it takes a “side road’ to include the “Fox Marvel movie-verse”. You see before there was a Marvel Studios, the comics giant licensed several of their characters to the established movie studios. After years of legal entanglements, Sony got Spidey (and partnered with Marvel for the Tom Holland trilogy). But the main home for many Marvel stars was 20th Century Fox. They produced three FANTASTIC FOUR features, DAREDEVIL and its spin-off ELEKTRA, and the X-MEN franchise including THE WOLVERINE solo flicks, and the NEW MUTANTS. Oh, I almost forgot the “Merc with a Mouth” DEADPOOL. Well, thanks to a big corporate acquisition five years ago, Disney got Fox and all its various properties. So now the “mutant misfits” are joining the MCU, with brief cameos in the second DR. STRANGE adventure and THE MARVELS. And now comes the ultimate “plunge”, a titanic team-up (and the first “R-rated” MCU movie) of DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE. Are film fans ready for the “snikt” (the sound effect of Logan’s claws) and the snark (from you-know-who)?

After that familiar logo, we plunge back into the madness of the “multiverse” as Wade Wilson AKA Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds) visits the scene of a recent franchise finale. After a brutal battle (set to a breezy pop tune), the story jumps back in time (and to another reality) as Wade deals with a disastrous job interview. From there we pop over to an alternate Wade over on Earth-10005, where he’s a burned-out used car salesman with his old superheroing buddy Peter (Rob Delaney). When they head back to Wade’s pad, his friends are gathered there for a big surprise birthday party. The group includes his ex Vanessa (Morena Baccarin)…awkward. Wade’s relieved when he answers a knock at the door. But it’s a squad of enforcers from the TVA (Time Variance Authority from the “Loki” Disney+ miniseries). After a brief scuffle he’s whisked via a portal to a TVA branch run by Mr. Paradox (Matthew Macfadyen), who scolds Wade for traveling the timeline, but offers him a new “home” as his new device (almost completed), the “Time Ripper” will prune (obliterate) 10005 since they’ve lost the “anchor”, Logan Howlett AKA Wolverine (Hugh Jackman). Wade springs into action, grabbing his TemPad ( a “controller’ that opens “portals”) and traveling through various universes to find a suitable Wolverine. Finally, he finds one ( a pretty surly, violent one, ‘natch) and takes him back to the TVA. Paradox regains the upper hand and informs Wade that this “variant” failed his heroic duties and destroyed his Earth. He then dispatches the duo to the barren hellscape known as the Void, a “dumping ground” for failed “multiverse variations”. Oh, its “ruler” is the powerful cruel Cassandra Nova (Emma Corrin), the twin sister of Charles Xavier, who leads an army of super-beings. Can Wade and Logan defeat her and find a way back to his Earth and thwart Paradox’s plans in order to save Deadpool’s crew?

In his third solo outing in the (co-) title role, Reynolds brings that manic motor-mouthed energy while also giving us a good bit of pathos. Deadpool’s mission is to save his pals and also himself, to prove that he matters and has real value. Plus there’s that unrequited affection for Vanessa to deal with as always. This proves to be a great counterpoint to the greatest “wiseguy” super fella around, who decimates the baddies and the “fourth wall”. And though they’re often at odds (to say the least), Reynolds is a great comedy/action partner to Jackman’s morose mutant. It’s amazing that he’s been with this “berzeker” fr nearly a quarter of a century, and still brings new aspects to the role. Though he gave one variant an emotional send-off this version is weighed down by enormous guilt, and like Wade, he sees this new “quest’ as a redemption. And while Reynolds delivers swift verbal ‘stings”, Jackman growls and pummels with his insults that slice deeper than those shiny claws. it’s interesting that this duo faces off against a villainous twosome. Macfayden is prickly and pompous as an “office overseer” with god-like aspirations. And like many bad guys, his “power play” blasts the doors open for an even greater threat in Corrin as the sadistic desert queen who desires new worlds to subjugate and demolish. With her gleaming pate and wide expressive eyes, she seems to thrive on sliding her slender fingers inside her victim’s skulls. She might be the best MCU menace since Thanos. Kudos must also go out to the comic support work from the devilishly dweeby Delaney as Wade’s fellow “wage slave’ who really misses the “spandex life’ and to the “force of funny nature’ that is the superb Leslie Uggams (hey I recall her CBS variety show that was replaced by the Smothers Brothers) as Wade’s forever cranky and foul-mouthed roommate “Blind” Al. I’d single out some more cast members, but we’d be diving into “spoiler-land”.

(L-R): Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool/Wade Wilson and Hugh Jackman as Wolverine/Logan in 20th Century Studios/Marvel Studios’ DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE. Photo by Jay Maidment. © 2024 20th Century Studios / © and ™ 2024 MARVEL.

And that’s the problem with trying to urge your friends to see this (although most have had their advance tickets for some time). You don’t want to accidentally reveal the movie’s many surprises and delights. As I mentioned earlier, that “fourth wall” is torn down early on, to make way for a virtual skyscraper of witty riffs on the movie biz in general and the MCU in particular (not just biting the “hand” but making a full meal of it). The pace is nearly unrelenting thanks to the expert comic/action direction by Shawn Levy (who also made the great FREE GUY with Reynolds) and the silly-smart script he co-wrote with Reynolds, Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, and Zeb Welles (this “stew” needed these cooks). Unlike many superhero epics (especially those from the “guys down the street” as Wade says) this mixes its comic book origins with classic slapstick animation. Because of their healing powers, the title duo are almost beefy, “long-underwear” spins on Tom and Jerry, and all those Looney Tunes adversaries. They are dazed for a few seconds, the wounds close and the fight resumes. The laughs are so rapid and plentiful that the audience is nearly exhausted, but Levy then knows when to “shift down’ and get into the emotional core of the heroes and villains. As said earlier, the dramatics is unexpected, but the big stunner is the finale which is a somewhat sweet “s’long” to that whole “Fox-verse” that began with the new century. And aside from saving their friends, this dynamic duo is also defeating the cliche of “superhero fatigue” as they show us that there’s lots of life left in the recently maligned genre. Perhaps a big part of that is that there’s real affection between the two men, since there’s no “versus” in the title ( or “v” or “vs”, as with many monsters along with the two DC titans), but rather a simple (though pretty smart at times) DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE.

3.5 Out of 4

DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE is now playing in theatres everywhere

DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE. © 2024 20th Century Studios / © and ™ 2024 MARVEL.

A QUIET PLACE: DAY ONE – Review

After a weekend with some original (though nostalgic) content at the multiplex, we’re back with a new installment of a very popular SF-thriller franchise that’s now six years old. It’s the third follow-up, though not a continuation of the last one from 2020. That’s because this is not a sequel, but rather a prequel, giving us the “backstory” to the event of the original. And since there are no characters from that flick, this could be considered a “spin-off”. Not to worry as this is no confusing “hybrid” unlike a similar action blockbuster (which didn’t “bust many blocks” at the box office) from a few weeks ago, FURIOSA: A MAD MAX SAGA. While that one certainly tested many theatre sound systems, the decibel level should be much lower when in use for A QUIET PLACE: DAY ONE. Shhhh…

The setting for this cinematic “flashback” shifts to the Big Apple, although the opening scenes take place a few miles away, in the NYC suburbs at a hospice facility. A senior nurse, Rueben (Alex Wolff) conducts a group therapy session for several of the terminal residents. But one of them is not “into it”. That’s Sam (Lupita Nyong’o) who has no filter (“This place is s*#t”) and would rather just wait for the end with her beloved cat Frodo. Rueben thinks he can get her out of her “funk”. He’s organized a field trip into Manhattan for a (short) theatrical presentation. Sam strikes a deal that she’ll come along if, and only if, they grab some pizza in the city. On the bus ride there she observes several fighter jets zooming overhead. Finally, they arrive for a (oh no) puppet show. When Sam and Frodo duck out to grab a snack at a nearby bodega, sirens are heard. They run into Rueben as he tries to hustle everyone back on the bus as per the loud warning messages from several rapid military vehicles (no pizza). The trip is cut short as objects from the sky (maybe bombs or meteors) explode onto the street. Sam’s knocked down during the chaos and awakens back inside the theatre. The city is under attack, overrun by huge spider-like sightless creatures that destroy anyone that makes a sound. Helicopters using loudspeakers (agitating the monsters) blare out a message that all survivors should make their way, silently, to the south dock area where boats will ferry them to safety since the aliens can’t swim. As the throngs march quietly through the streets, Sam goes against “the tide” to Harlem for her favorite pizza. On her journey, she and Frodo become part of a trio when a lost British law student named Eric (Joseph Quinn) joins them, much to Sam’s chagrin. Does she have the strength to evade the invaders? And can she and Erik make it to the boats in time?

The script brings a great challenge to the cast as they must communicate and express their emotions mainly through their eyes and body language, harkening back to the early days of silent cinema. And the compelling Ms. Nyong’o is more than up to the challenge, though she’s also terrific in the opening, pre-attack sequences as she verbally tosses snarky spears at nearly everyone around her (and then there are the eye-rolls as she discovers the type of show she’s agreed to see). Yes, she conveys the wide-eyed fear and panic, while never letting us forget that Sam is also pushing through agonizing pain as cancer ravages her body. Later, there’s her frustration as this “dufus in a suit” just won’t be on his way, which finally melts into admiration and real, and probably final, human connection. As her unlikely sidekick. Quinn also must temper the terror with his need to forge that connection and dissolve Sam’s “steel wall” of negativity. Plus he proves to be an unorthodox action hero as he ventures into the scary empty city in search of the meds that will ease Sam’s suffering (and discovers the monsters’ secret lair). Wolff is very good as the “by the book” official who secretly is amused by the defiant Sam. Kudos also to the impressive supporting work of Djimon Hounsou as the powerful father figure who’s the big “carryover” character in another part of the series. The scene where he must do the unthinkable to protect his son (while hoping that he’s not seeing it) is heartwrenching.

Aside from the new central characters in this entry, a big “player” behind the scenes has stepped away from the director’s chair. John Krasinski was busy with a more pleasant vision of the Big Apple full of friendly beasties in IF, so he’s handed over the helming reigns to Michael Sarnoski (PIG), though they teamed up on the script. Sarnoski captures that feeling of doom and dread, especially as we get several hints early on (jets in formation) that all Hell was soon “break loose”. When it does the city blocks are covered in white ash, almost as though a sudden blizzard has stopped everything (and reminding us of that fateful September morning in 2001). And while there are grand, epic “set pieces” of the aliens scurrying up buildings, Sarnoski really focuses on the folks at ground level. This is best highlighted in a mass exodus street scene in which the smallest noises alert the beasts who zip through the crowds, picking off the marchers with swift efficiency. It’s nightmare imagery, building on the hopelessness hinted at as the bridges to the city are taken out hinting that the feds think that our greatest metropolis is a “loss”. Yet amidst the carnage we’re really drawn into the dynamic of Sam and Erik as she finally finds something to live for just as everything seems to be over for humanity (and her rejoining it). Sure, it’s an “end of the globe” spectacle (with splendid CGI effects of the insect-like “rippers”) much like the variations of I AM LEGEND, but it’s the blossoming friendship that offers a glimmer of joy and hope in the truly original origin story at the center of A QUIET PLACE: DAY ONE.

3 Out of 4

A QUIET PLACE: DAY ONE is now playing in theatres everywhere

BAD BOYS: RIDE OR DIE – Review

Buckle up because the Summer movie season kicks into high gear with a brand-new installment of a big loud action franchise. This one goes back 29 years, so it’s a few decades behind the recent FURIOSA which is the latest entry of a series that’s now 45 years old. Oddly this weekend’s big release marks only four years since the previous, the shortest turn-around time of the four. Yes, this makes for a quartet centered around a buddy-cop duo that’s well into middle age but still embraces a youthful moniker in BAD BOYS: RIDE OR DIE.

As this adventure begins, detectives Mike Lowery (Will Smith) and Marcus Burnett (Martin Lawrence) are racking up the moving violations as they speed through the sun-baked streets of Miami. But they’re not in pursuit of a “perp”. No, it’s Mike’s wedding day, to his beautiful physical therapist Christine (Melanie Liburd). Naturally Marcus parties way too hard and is felled by a massive heart attack, much to the shock of co-workers Kelly (Vanessa Hudges), Dorn (Alexander Ludwig), and Captain Rita (Paola Nunez) who’s with her new beau, Mayor (and maybe future governor) Lockwood (Ioan Gruffudd). But while Marcus recoups in the hospital, the evil plans of the mysterious McGrath (Eric Dane) are set into motion when he has a hacker wire millions of dollars of drug money into the account of the former police captain (RIP) Howard (Joe Pantoliano). As Mike visits Marcus, he awakens after a vision (involving that same late boss) and announces that he is now “invincible”. This is set aside when they’re called in about the new “evidence” that Howard was “on the take”. Mike is determined to clear him. But how do they get info on the possible “framers’ in the powerful drug cartel? His best link may be his incarcerated illegitimate hitman son Armando (Jacob Scipio), who was revealed in the previous film. When they try and bring him in for questioning, McGrath sabotages the air transport, sending the trio on the “lam”, after being “set up” for the murders of the pilot and security. Now the trio is wanted, not only by the feds, including Howard’s daughter turned FBI agent Judy (Rhea Seehorn) who wants revenge against Armando, but also by the underworld when McGrath puts out a multi-million dollar dead-or-alive bounty on them. Can the trio survive despite Mike’s crippling anxiety attacks, take down McGrath, and clear their names?

The series duo appear to be “punching the clock” as they try to inject some new life into this now multi-generational action storyline. Smith seems to be going through the ‘tough cop” checklist which may account for the addition of the “panic attack” dent in his armor (the Kryptonite for this super-cop). Perhaps this was thought to give Mike an “edge’, while Smith tries to recapture that “Big-Willie magic” and make audiences forget that Oscar “incident” (now the former “July 4th King” has to get a month’s head start at the box office). For much of the time he’s the irritated ‘straight man’ for the ham-fisted histrionics of Lawrence, now a bug-eyed caricature shouting out every line as though the volume makes up for the lack of real wit. The rest of the cast mainly blends into the background with Hudgens and Ludwig doing a riff on the “guy in the chair” clicking away on the keyboard as Nunez tries to keep the title twosome on track. Dane as McGrath is a cliched one-note thriller sadist, but at least one other male twosome gets a chance to shine. Scipio seethes with resentment and a bit of familial yearning before he flexes his fight skills in a terrific prison yard smackdown. Ditto for Dennis Green as the “straight from the front lines” Reggie, the son-in-law of Marcus, who becomes a fearsome protector when the baddies breach “casa de Burnett”. There are a couple of “fan service ” cameos from actors seen in earlier installments along with a needlessly explicit bit of nastiness from Tiffany Haddish, there just to shock us and earn the “R” rating.

The mayhem is overseen by another duo, Aldi El Arbi and Bilall Fallah who helmed the last entry, FOR LIFE, four years ago. They attempt to “ratchet up” the frequent stunt scenes while trying to engage us in the bond between the two leads ( who sometime behave as though they’re in different flicks). It all gets a bit exhausting as the story lumbers through so many late-last-century action blockbuster cliches and set pieces. I mean the establishing shots of a fun and sexy city in the sun feel lifted right out of a classic first season “Miami Vice” from the 80s (not to mention the intrusive “product “placements”). Plus the guys telegraph the big plot “twists” (the guns are taken so they can be used in the frame moments later) included the big climax in an ole shuttered alligator theme park (could we get a CGI attack ala’ ERASER, mmm). And boy, are A and F thrilled with “drone tech”? The camera careens over the chaos in some many dizzying bits, you may regret having those concession stand nachos. It leads up to an extended piece in the middle of the big rescue that feels like a “first person” shooter video game as we bounce from Mike’s POV to the almost endless “goon fodder”. And of course, there’s the mind-numbing property damage as they create auto wreckage for several new huuge junkyards. Plus the big reveal of the opening moments with Mike tying the not is quickly jettisoned. His bride Christine exists, like many characters, to be an eventual pawn in McGrath’s plan (not even a bit with the newlyweds setting up a shared home). ah, but there’s ample time for a cringy revamp of the big theme song (we needed this “pep rap”). Of course, this doesn’t matter to fans of the franchise as they see these two taking on the baddies (an encounter with backwoods rednecks goes nowhere) and making things “blow up real good”. For casual viewers who can make it past all the winking bits of “fan service”, you may wish that they will finally hang up the holsters and turn in their badges after BAD BOYS: RIDE OR DIE.

1.5 Out of 4

BAD BOYS: RIDE OR DIE opens in theatres everywhere on Friday, June 7, 2024

GHOSTBUSTERS: FROZEN EMPIRE – Review

Janine (Annie Potts), Peter (Bill Murray), Ray (Dan Aykroyd) and Winston (Ernie Hudson) in Columbia Pictures GHOSTBUSTERS: FROZEN EMPIRE.

Suit up! Even though spring has finally sprung it doesn’t mean that all the spooks and specters are hiding out or in hibernation until the Fall and their holiday Halloween. And you know who you’re “gonna’ call”. Yes, it’s the return of a much-beloved film franchise, opting for an “earlier than Summer” release. Well, they are celebrating a rather big anniversary. Mind you, it’s just a few months short of three years since the last installment/revival/spin-off. No, I’m talking about the original, still-revered comedy/horror hybrid classic which will soon be forty years “young” (well, compared to the evil entities that cross their paths…and “streams”). So, let’s fire up Ecto-1 and see what the new teams and the OGs are up to in GHOSTBUSTERS: FROZEN EMPIRE.


After a wild prologue involving a certain NYC fire station answering the call to the ritzy Adventures’ Club way back in 1904, the “legacy team” is charging out of that same locale in the 21st century. By legacy, I mean the off-spring of Egon Spengler, daughter Callie (Carrie Coon), and grandkids Trevor (Finn Wolfhard) and Phoebe (Mckenna Grace), joined by Callie’s Beau and Phoeb’s former teacher back in Oklahoma, Gary Grooberson (Paul Rudd). They’re all back in the Big Apple and out to contain a long slithery sewer serpent ghost. The ensuing damage earns the ire of Mayor Peck (William Atherton) whose threats of litigation cause Phoebe to be “benched” since she a minor of fifteen. Back at HQ, Gary is concerned with the structural damage around the original spectral containment unit. This prompts the kids to visit “Uncle” Ray Stantz (Dan Ackroyd) who operates a supernatural curio shop with another OK transplant, Podcast (Logan Kim). That same day, Ray gets a client, an anxious cash-hungry guy Nadeem (Kumail Nanjiani) who wants to sell his late granny’s spooky metal orb. Ray then takes the piece to the new ghostbuster research facility in one of the Burroughs (hidden in an old public aquarium) run by Winston Zedemore (Ernie Hudson) and his “right hand” Janine Melnitz (Annie Potts) with an assist from another OK pal Lucky (Celeste O’Connor). Turns out that the orb is a mini-prison for a centuries-old demonic entity that uses fear and ice to try to enslave the globe. When it gets loose, can the combined ghostbusting crews including Peter Venkman (Bill Murray) save the citizens of Manhatten from becoming frozen encased “people-cicles”?

Sure, it’s great that the 84′ team is more integrated into the story than in AFTERLIFE, but it makes all the characters input severely reduced in order to avoid going over the two-hour mark, Still, most of the roster makes an effort to build on the earlier entry. Although Phoebe is put on the sidelines for the second act, Ms. Grace brings more depth to the standard “teen brainiac” as she hurries into adulthood. This lets us in on a secret friendship she’s forged with a (sorry Casper) friendly ghost, more than a century-old teen Melody (Emily Alyn Lind), a chess partner in the pre-dawn Central Park. Their bond is strong though Phoebe knows that will end soon. Rudd exudes lots of his energetic charm as Gary, though the romance with Coon’s Claire doesn’t have the sparks that flew in Oklahoma. Wolfhard is the surly teen who just wants the keys to Ecto-1 and finds a nemesis in a familiar green glutenous ghost. Ackroyd appears to be having a grand time rattling off paranormal trivia and finds a great new screen partner in the always entertaining Patton Oswalt as a translator of ancient languages. The most laughs in the surprisingly somber flick are generated by Nanjiani as the on-the-make slacker who finds that embracing his heroic heritage is more rewarding than cashing in on his heirlooms. He even holds the comedic focus sharing a scene with Murray, who doesn’t seem to be that invested in his two extended cameos (maybe he’s there in tribute to his late co-star and directing pal…and a chunk o’ change). And Atherton remains a perfect patsy and an irritating “wet blanket” as Peck (now that’s a long trek from the EPA to the mayor’s office). Hudson is still an MVP along with (and welcome back) Ms. Potts.


Taking over the director’s chair is a screenwriter from the last film, Gil Kenan who also co-writes this time with Jason Reitman. Wisely he takes the action out of the “dustbowl” and returns to the zany playground of NYC, making it look as though it’s not that different from the ’80s. Plus that nifty prologue and the first “bust” remind us of the pleasures of the whole franchise. Unfortunately, the flick hits a long lull as the “pieces” are put into place for the big effects finale. The idea of an unlikely friendship between “buster” and ghost is intriguing, but it merely becomes a “plot device” to hasten disaster. Back to those effects, the producers do a fairly decent job of replicating the practical effects of the first two flicks with the new CGI tech and manage to make many of the spirits very scary and gruesome. And it’s all put to use in a finale “throwdown” that feels a touch cramped as it’s all within one building rather the bustling streets or the towering skyline, with one character doing the whole superhero shooting power from the fingertips thingee. Speaking of, comic book films have been accused of indulging in too much “fan service”. This film says, “Hold my beer..er..Ecto Hi-C”. We get a phony news report that not only uses footage from those previous flicks but includes the music video and clips from the merchandising commercials (toys, cereals, etc.). Then throughout the film, the Elmer Bernstein music cues are hit hard and often (the piano, then the the therimen, then both with the horns). And like most current franchises, there’s a mid-credits bonus scene that’s just “meh”. But the hardcore fans will be delighted, though any “newbies” seeing this somewhat lackluster outing won’t be shopping for their own jumpsuits and proton packs after taking in GHOSTBUSTERS: FROZEN EMPIRE. On your way out, don’t slip on the “slime”…

2.5 out of 4

GHOSTBUSTERS: FROZEN EMPIRE is now playing in theatres everywhere

FAST X – Review

So, I stated in a review from a couple of weeks ago that the Summer movie season has officially begun with the early May foray into the Marvel Cinematic Universe. And just when does the movie madness kick in, where’s the big action blockbusters? Well, it goes full-throttle right now as we shift (see what I’m doing here) from the MCU to the F&FU (maybe I should leave off that last letter). We can officially call this one of our most enduring film franchises as it’s now well over 21 (so don’t imbibe before sliding into the driver’s seat). This weekend, and for a few weeks thereafter, action enthusiasts will buckle up at the multiplex for FAST X. And man, you can pop your corn on those searing engines.


Just like today’s big streaming release, this one starts with a flashback, to the big stunt set piece from FAST FIVE. That’s when our heroes trekked to Rio in order to literally rip a big armored safe from the wall of the HQ of drug kingpin Hernan Reyes (Joaquim de Almeida). As radio comic Jerry Cologna said (aging myself here), “Ah, something new’s been added”. Turns out that part of the big chase was Hernan’s son, Dante (Jason Momoa), who took a dip as his pop was offed. And now we’re back to today as Dom Toretto (Vin Diesel) hosts a big outdoor feast for his visiting grandmother Abuelita (Rita Moreno). Oh, and it’s also a going away party for the agency-backed mission in Rome lead by, appropriately, Roman (Tyrese Gibson), aided by Ramsey (Nathalie Emmanuel), Han (Sung Kang), and, of course, Tej (Ludacris). All seems right until they get a surprise late-night visitor, former enemy Cipher (Charlize Theron), who is badly wounded. Seems that she and her crew were ambushed by Dante and his squad. Dom contacts his man with US intel, Little Nobody (Scott Eastwood) who has no knowledge of the Rome mission. It’s a set-up, a trap! It’s off to Italy for Dom and his wife Letty (Michelle Rodriguez), who arrive just in time for Dante’s frame job. The Toretto crew is thought to have unleashed a big explosive device that almost levels Vatican City. Letty is nabbed, while Dom embarks on a globe-wide hunt for Dante, with the new agency head Aimes (Alan Ritchson) in hot pursuit. Luckily Mr. Nobody’s daughter Tess (Brie Larson) believes in Dom, as does brother Jakob (John Cena) and a reluctant Shaw (Jason Statham).

The action is so, well, F&F, it’s tough to focus on principal performances. Of course, the lead is, once again, Diesel, who is the anchor and father figure to his “famlee”, offering sage advice and mentorship to “little B’, a bit of romance to Letty, and snarling retorts to all the baddies. And the main one this time is the scenery-chewing Momoa, who seems to truly enjoy channeling his “dark side” as the gleefully sadistic Dante. Imagine the crossed DNA of the Joker (one scene actually recreates a bit of the 1989 BATMAN) and Fabio (could this be his audition for DC’s “Lobo”). Although many of the one-liners are “groaners”, nobody can accuse him of “phoning it in” even as he seems too “campy” for a fellow avenging his father. Theron gets to go more villainess in the last act, while MCU sister Larson flexes her martial arts chops while engaging in verbal showdowns with Ritchson. Coming off her recent triumph in the D&D flick, Rodriguez is a full warrior queen. Cena scores some laughs as the affable protector of Dom’s nephew, while Statham flaunts that surly attitude as Shaw. Naturally, we get to see Gibson and Ludacris bicker and squabble in bits that were tiresome three movies ago. And it’s nice to see screen vets Moreno and Helen Mirren even though they have little to do other than lend their still white-hot charisma.

The traffic cop in the director’s chair this time out is Louis Leterrier, who is able to keep the film moving even as it slows down for some exposition that builds to another “can we top this” action set piece. And that’s in between the many locale changes, swiftly going from Rome to LA, to London to Puerto Rico and Portugal, with a side trek through the frozen tundra. What’s truly surprising is that the script, for one scene as Aimes gloms over the history of Dom’s crew, actually goes “meta” even veering into satire as it embraces the absurdity of the stunts (monitors behind Aimes replay clips from previous entries). So, yes they know it’s some goofball…stuff. It’s odd that they start with a sequence from FIVE since that’s the one that perhaps began the “break from reality” along with physics and gravity. And I know these flicks are review-proof since anyone that’s been exposed to the franchise knows what they’re “getting into”, despite what will probably be an irritating final act (at least they’re placated with a nifty mid-credits scene). If you approach this with the proper frame of mind, you’ll enjoy the wonky excess (and I’m including Momoa) of FAST X. For the rest of us, at least it’s well short of three hours. Whew!


2 Out of 4

FAST X is now playing in theatres everywhere