
April brings those showers, which may bring May flowers, and bring big box office returns for the movie studios. That’s because one of Pixar’s biggest rivals, Illumination Animation, is joining them in getting a two-month head start on the race for the usual Summer cartoon feature crown. Before Ryan Gosling blasted into space, Pixar’s HOPPERS ruled the multiplex. Now this new flick isn’t another entry in Illumination’s almost unlimited franchise DESPICABLE ME, nor those MINIONS. The studio has acquired some notable IPs, mainly the literary library of Dr. Seuss. But its biggest “get” was the deal with Nintendo, which spawned a worldwide ticket-buying tsunami almost three years ago. And so it’s no huge surprise that those heroic pumbers and their pals have returned in THE SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE. Game on…
This one begins in a different world as Princess Rosalina (voice of Brie Larson) is getting the glowing star-like creatures called Lumas ready for bed (after a story, of course). But the “quiet time” is shattered by the arrival of a hulking robot/tank outside the castle. After a valiant effort, Rosalina is captured by the operator of the “war machine”, Bowser, Jr. (Benny Safdie). But one of the frightened Lumas manages to escape. Meanwhile, in the Mushroom Kingdom, those Brooklyn-born brother plumbers, Mario (Chris Pratt) and Luigi (Charlie Day), are “on call”, along with a new assistant, the green baby-dinosaur-like creature Yoshi (Donald Glover), who can swallow almost anything and discharge it through his body in an egg. Mario’s a bit preoccupied since the big birthday celebration for Princess Peach (Anja Taylor-Joy) is later that day (he wants to give her a parasol and …his heart). The party is crashed by the escaped Luma, who tells them of the attack by Bowser’s son. Peach decides to mount a rescue of her “long lost” sister (they separated when Peach was a toddler), but they’ll need to bring along an unlikely ally, the now imprisoned and minaturized Bowser, Sr. (Jack Black). But can he really be trusted? And can this motley crew, including the mushroom Toad (Keegan Michael-Key), find Rosalina before Bowser, Jr. drains her of her magic energy, despite the addition of a new ally, the swashbuckling space pilot Fox McCloud (Glen Powell) and his flying squad?
Well, as is said with many sequels and franchise installments, if you enjoyed the first one, you’ll probably like this one (I suppose you could also say that about fast food spots, really). I wish I could work up more enthusiasm (mine is easy to “curb”), but I haven’t been part of Mario’s world since dropping many, many quarters in various arcade devices right after college (you can probably guess the year). And this flick feels as though you’re standing over somebody’s shoulder who is very…uh… proficient with the joystick (I’m stifling a “heh. heh.”) But then the youngsters love to watch countless streaming videos of folks racking up the big “scores’ on the games. So, this will easily satisfy the legions of fans, but there’s little to hook those “uninitiated”. Mind you, from an animation aficionado’s viewpoint, the look of the movie is pretty spectacular, packed to the brim with colors and bursting effects that seem to break out of the big screen. The script is just so-so, with most of the best lines going to Black and Safdie as the “Bowser bunch”. The returning voices are on the same level as the 2023 original. The new additions aren’t given much of a chance to shine, as Larson is in her MCU mode, while Powell is a more energetic “space jockey (think a younger “harrier” Han Solo). There are a couple of “name” cameos (Luis Guzman and Issa Rae), but I was pleased about a few cartoon voice vets who scored big roles, namely Kevin Michael Richardson as the wizard-like Kamek. The same trio of directors also returns, stuffing the film to the brim (and spilling over a bit) with settings and side characters, some extremely sweet (my teeth) and cute, from the popular game series, so the wee ones will be engaged, while the near-nonstop bouncing and frenetic stunts might pummel the “civilians” into slumber. I can respect the craft, though it all feels like an effort to re-energize the “brand” while not trying to expand its scope. But why am I kvetching, since it should swiftly zip past the billion-dollar box office mark, with another epic already being planned? Still, it would be nice if it grabbed us in the “feels” like those “returning soon” toys and those HOPPERS. While those die-hard players will give it unlimited stars, I can only muster up…
2 Out of 4
THE SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE is now playing in theatres everywhere















