ALIEN: ROMULUS – Review

Yes, we know that Labor Day is looming, with August nearly half over, which signals the end of the blockbuster Summer movie season of 2024. Well, that doesn’t mean that the studios can’t drop a new installment of a beloved franchise into the multiplexes. And that’s exactly what’s happening this weekend as we see the seventh (not counting a couple of spin-off flicks) entry of this series, more than seven years after the last one. Ah, but the 2017 thriller was a prequel to the original, while this one fits nicely between that first one and its sequel from 1979 and 1986 to be exact. And yet, this has a feeling of “freshness” as it features a young almost unknown cast playing new characters, and a talented filmmaker who has made a splash with bold spins on a couple of film “IPs”. The result is another “space-set” shocker, ALIEN: ROMULUS.


After an eerie prologue that echoes the 79’s opening moments, we’re plopped right onto the mining colony of Jackson’s Star, a dark, dank sunless rock far, far from Earth. One of the workers, a young woman named Rain (Cailee Spaeny) is thrilled that her service contract is nearly up, and she can be transferred to the sunny planet paradise of Yvaga. Ah, but those weasels at the Weyland-Yutani corporation have now added nearly a decade to her “obligation”. A miserable Rain breaks the news to her only “family”, a “Synthroid” (an android) named Andy (David Jonsson). But then a new “opportunity” opens up. An old boyfriend named Tyler (Archie Renaux) invites the duo over to the place he shares with his sister Kay (Isabela Merced), another buddy Bjorn (Spike Fearn), and his girlfriend, a skilled pilot named Navarro (Aileen Wu). Tyler proceeds to outline a plan he has to escape Jackson by blasting off on their spaceship the Corbelan and connecting with an old derelict WY two-part space station, the Romulus and Remus. There they’ll grab several “cryo-pads” in order to sleep during the nine-year trek to Yvaga. Rain doesn’t understand why they’ve invited her until they explain that Andy’s old WY hardware will give them access to the facility. The group finds the old station hovering dangerously near the debris-filled rings of Jackson’s Star. Tyler, Bjorn (who hates robots) and Andy have less than an hour until the station is destroyed by those rings. They find the pods, but they lack the fuel for the trip. As they search for the energy tanks, the station’s power is reactivated, and several frozen “science samples” begin to thaw. Soon the trio is attacked by them, and the aggressive crab-like creatures invade the Corbelan. Things get more complicated when Rain “upgrades” Andy with software from a damaged Synthoid on board. Now he is programmed to adhere to the WY mission objectives and procure and protect the alien research on board at all costs. With time running out, and the creatures evolving, can Rain and the crew somehow survive and escape?


Following up her terrific supporting turn in CIVIL WAR, the charismatic Ms. Spaeny proves that she can also excel in a more action-oriented lead role (much as she did in the title role of PRISCILLA) as the desperate orphaned Rain. Yes, she steps up to the challenge of repelling the hordes of near-unstoppable monsters, but we see that she’s struggling to control the inner panic even as her mind tries to grasp the unfamiliar tech and the weaponry (lots of info on that electronic pulse Gatling gun). But Spaeny also conveys Rain’s empathy and compassion, with her pal Kay and especially with her “big brother” Andy played by Jonsson in a star-making bravura turn. Oddly, the “non-human” may be the story’s most complex character. He’s “damaged goods”, rescued from the scrap heap and programmed to protect Rain mostly with an endless stream of corny “dad jokes”. She even has to step in as the locals bully him. Then Jonsson completely “switched gears’ when a new “chip” erases all of Andy’s old caring self and he’s the biggest threat other than the nasty “beasties”. And though most of the crew are fairly “one-note” types, the young actors invest lots of energy into them with Merced giving Kay a soft, maternal side as she bounds with Rain over her “condition”. Renaux is a capable man-of-action who must protect his sis at all costs. Fearn seethes with a punk hatred for Andy while Wu is a truly tough and focused “space jockey”

Director Fede Alvarez does bring a much-needed jolt of adrenaline after the previous pair of troubled prequels, and tries to get back to the original “haunted house of the cosmos” premise via the screenplay he co-wrote with Rodo Sayagues (inspired by the O’Bannon and Shusett template). He certainly has made the best use of a talented team of artists who recreate much of the then “state-of-the-art” tech with the retro digital screens and especially the uses of practical make-up effects (though there are lots of current CGI to augment the imagery). And as I mentioned earlier Fede has guided two engaging lead performances. But… the other members of the “team” are mostly “fodder” for the endless stream of Xenomorphs (who are especially toothy and slimy). And I must mention the problems I had in understanding their dialogue. The screening was in Imax, so I was surprised at the sound mix, as the background score and effects seemed to “drown out” the thick accents of Tyler and Bjorn. And as many of the Marvel and DC comics-based films have been vilified for moments of “fan service” (Particularly this year’s biggest hit). the screenplay certainly over-indulges in that, repeating classic lines (one that is absurd coming from the assigned character) and even “digitally resurrecting” a beloved actor from an earlier film (it’s listed on IMDB, but I won’t spoil it). It was distracting and somewhat ghoulish (much as the STAR WARS prequels did with Cushing and Fisher). By the time of the third act, the story becomes an often repetive chase reminding me of the countless “retreads’ that the late great Roger Corman flooded the drive-in through his New World studio. By the time a very awkwardly-designed new creature begins its rampage, the movie doesn’t know when or how to finish as we get endings piling on top of each other to the point of exhaustion and frustration (so many levels and corridors on that big station). The hardcore ALIEN fans will certainly feel their chests bursting with excitement, but casual viewers new to the series may be wanting more humanity (I’d love to see a film focused on Andy) and a tightened narrative in this often creative “throw-back” that is ALIEN: ROMULUS.

2.5 Out of 4

ALIEN: ROMULUS is now playing in theatres everywhere

BOOK CLUB: THE NEXT CHAPTER – Review

So this Summer movie season is fully upon us as we get yet another example of a staple of the warmer months, mainly the other “s” word, the sequel. Sure we expect it with the big “franchise” flicks like last weekend’s MCU blockbuster. However, this one expands on a rather modest “niche” comedy that found a very receptive audience five years ago. They are probably eager to revisit their old friends, but the story needs a “hook” to increase that fan base (and to get them back into the multiplex, rather than wait for the streaming date). For this, the producers harkened back to sequel ideas of the past in which the familiar face would be in new locations (think GIDGET GOES HAWAIIAN or TARZAN GOES TO INDIA). Hey, it works for the more recent series of THE TRIP flicks. And like that comic duo, this quartet is packing their bags in BOOK CLUB: THE NEXT CHAPTER.

After a brief “flash-forward” (just a hint of things to come), we’re in the US of A catching up with that “literary society”. And like many of us, they had to talk books online during the pandemic and struggle with “group chat” technology. And happily, they all survived that grim time. Vivian (Jane Fonda) is still heating things up with her old flame Arthur (Don Johnson). Diane (Diane Keaton) is happy in Scottsdale, AZ with airline pilot/beau Mitchell (Andy Garcia). Sharon (Candice Bergen) has pretty much retired from the bench, only donning her robes to officiate weddings before she’s back home surfing online dating sites and tending to her cat Ginsberger. The biggest changes have happened to Carol (Mary Steenburgen), whose restaurant did not survive the “lockdown”. But that gave her more time to tend to her now-retired hubby Bruce (Craig T. Nelson), who just had heart surgery. Finally, it’s time to meet in the flesh. After the hugs and before the wine, Vivian stuns them with her engagement ring. During the “big buzz”, Carol pulls out an old diary and reminds them of the “girls’ trip” that never was. Well, since the travel bans are lifted, why not take a big pre-wedding trek to Italy? When things begin to “line up”, the quartet boards a jet for Europe. They have a blast, sampling the cuisine, shopping, and meeting new friends (naturally Sharon “hooks up’ with a silver fox) and encountering old pals (Carol reconnects with her cooking school heartthrob), and getting into wacky and often naughty adventures. But nothing in their side trips to Rome and Venice can match the big stunner that awaits them in their final destination, Tuscany. This makes for a most unforgettable getaway for them all.

Though it may sound a bit cliched, it feels as though only a few months have passed since the first story that united these terrific veteran screen (small and big) actresses. Perhaps the busiest of the four, at least this year as it’s her third release, is Fonda who shows us more of Vivian’s (I prefer her nickname “Slim”) vulnerable, even girlish side. Then she was the brusk “go-go” businesswoman with no time for romance. Now she’s taking the time to enjoy a relationship beyond her “gal-pals”. Still, Fonda’s best in those “no-filter” moments as she revels in shocking and surprising folks with her candid commentary. Keaton as Diane is also “letting her hair down’ as she doesn’t have to deal with her “hovering” daughters this time and becomes the sometimes frazzled (those computer “filters”) voice of sanity for the group. And without her irksome ex to annoy her this time, Bergen’s Candice really becomes the most daring of them, “putting herself out there” in this “unknown territory” (the locale and her retired lifestyle). Stenburgen’s Carol almost bubbles over with the joy of discovery even as she tries to keep a long-distance “spy-eye” on her recovering longtime mate. Oh, and the fellas from the last outing are just as charming as they “hold down the homefront”. Johnson is the wistfully romantic and suave Arthur, while Garcia pours on the charisma as the grizzled laid-back and ever-supportive Mitchell. And Nelson is not the butt of the jokes this time, as he has an easier time moving past his health scare than his missus. Oh, and there are a couple of international “prospects’ for the judge in Hugh Quarshie as the dapper, sophisticated Ousmane and Giancarlo Giannini as the flustered “policia” captain who butts heads with Sharon while still hoping that she’ll save him a dance sometime.


Yes, the location photography is stunning making for a great travelogue (matched with peppy local variations of beloved pop tunes), but it’s the chemistry of the quartet that keeps us chugging through the familiar foreign missteps and zany bits of miscommunication and occasional slapstick. Bill Holderman returns as the director and co-screenwriter with Erin Simms, this time cutting back on the stunned reaction shots of bystanders reacting to the main characters’ intimate outbursts (luckily) and focusing more on their warm friendship since they’re away from their usual “turf” and male partners. Sure, it often feels like two or three sitcom half-hours stitched together (and you may think of the dynamic of TV’s “GG”), but these seasoned “pros” can sell just about anything, even the ludicrous reunion “climax’ of Carol and her college “crush”. This especially goes for the big final moments, which you can see coming over the rolling hills of Rome. My biggest problem with this bit of fluff was the often harsh makeup work. I know these aren’t “spring chickens” but the overuse of cheek rouge was distractingly harsh (and there was a touch of “soft focus” used on some of the leads, but it didn’t veer into “Lucy as MAME” extremes). There are a few “cringy” moments, but there are worse ways to top off a Mother’s Day brunch (or a pre-dinner) than a trek to check in with the women of the BOOK CLUB: THE NEXT CHAPTER.

2 Out of 4

BOOK CLUB: THE NEXT CHAPTER opens in theatres everywhere on Friday, May 12, 2023

America’s New Pandemic… Sequelitis!

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As if we weren’t burdened enough these days with the Swine Flu and the ailing economy, now Hollywood is showing signs of falling deeper into the epidemic known as Sequelitis. This double-dose of of news highlights two projects in the works, both of which come with symptoms of disbelief.

First, a third BAD BOYS movie is being developed by Columbia Pictures. Peter Craig () has been selected to write the screenplay and the studio hopes the project will bring Michael Bay back to direct, Jerry Bruckheimer to produce and convince Will Smith and Martin Lawrence to reprise their popular roles.

Phase two of this epidemic is that a fifth RAMBO is officially on it’s way. Nu Image and Millennium have greenlit the project with Sylvester Stallone returning as director and star of the movie. The new film will allegedly feature John Rambo fighting drug cartels and a human traffiking ring to rescue a young girl whose been kidnapped near the US-Mexican border.

I difficult as it is to believe, the one positive spin on all this is that both franchises have consistently produced quality fare, relative to their genre. While BAD BOYS has only gone off twice, RAMBO has been a bit more active with four films, but even the last one (despite it’s flaws) was enjoyable. Quality or not, it just sort of makes you shake your head and wonder how we’ve wound up in such a sequel rut.

Source(s): Hollywood Reporter / Variety

Stallone Apparently Immortal / More Rambo To Come

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Obviously no longer concerned about his age thanks to the fountain of youth/muscles known as human growth hormone, Sylvester Stallone is planning away at more action movie work to come. Stallone has just signed a deal with Nu Image/Millenium to star and direct in two more action films that the Hollywood Reporter estimates could begin filming as soon as the fall. And if that’s not enough for ya, how about ANOTHER RAMBO MOVIE.

In a great interview with Reuters’ magazine, Stallone reveals he’s not satisfied with merely making what he describes as “the bloodiest R film (for) a generation” and is gearing up for more if the current Rambo continues to do well. He states he’d like to take the series in a darker direction next. Like maybe, fighting a war himself in real life and video taping it?

Not as big of a stretch as you might think, given the film’s growing cult status in war-torn Myanmar where the film itself takes place. Banned by the police, bootlegs of the film are flying all over the place as rebels take heart with lines from the film like “Live for nothing. Die for something.” Stallone himself seems ready to lead them against the human-rights oppresors, stating in the same Reuter’s interview:

“These incredibly brave people have found, kind of a voice, in a very odd way, in American cinema… They’ve actually used some of the film’s quotes as rallying points…I’m only hoping that the Burmese military, because they take such incredible offence to this, would call it lies and scurrilous propaganda. Why don’t you invite me over?”

Stallone goes on to state he’d love to take a tour of the country without a gun to his head, or to even debate the subject in front of Washington. At 61, Stallone is ready to take on more fights than most 20 year olds.

Give ’em hell, RAMBO!