Michael Speaks: The Alternate Ending to HALLOWEEN II

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As an avid van of the entire HALLOWEEN franchise (yes, I even find a shred of enjoyment watching Michael getting Kung Fu’ed by Busta Rhymes), and, as one of only about three people who gave Rob Zombie’s HALLOWEEN II a positive review, I was curious to see the alternate ending to his film.  Today, thanks to Shock Till You Drop, we have the alternate ending for your viewing pleasure.

Check it out:

Needless to say, thank God for reshoots.

According to Shock Till You Drop, this was the scene being shot when they were doing their set visit.  I’m curious if this scene was put together just to mislead movie sites such as them or if Zombie ever intended on this being the true ending to the film.

What do you think?  How do you like the alternate ending compared to the one released in theaters?  Does it bother you how unmasked and speak-heavy Michael gets?  What, if any, are your thoughts on a third film getting thrown together in 3-D?  Let us know by shooting us your comments below.

HALLOWEEN II hits DVD and Blu-Ray on January 12th.

Blu-ray Review: ‘The Haunted World of El Superbeasto’

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The Movie:

It took years for Rob Zombie to get his animated vision of a Lucha Libre wrestling superstar who battles evil in a world of monsters from head to screen.  Being a fan of Zombie’s work (I dug what he had to offer in ‘House of 1000 Corpses’ and ‘The Devil’s Rejects,’ was mildly entertained by ‘Halloween,’ and ended up being one of about four people who really liked ‘Halloween II’), I was curious to see what he had to offer to the world of animation.  I’ve seen the music videos he’s hand-drawn and his albums offer some of the craziest, most curiously twisted artwork around.  Unfortunately, while ‘The Haunted World of El Superbeasto’ has a lot to offer to the world of flashy and morbid animation, it fails so miserably in every, other area.

El Superbeasto, voiced by co-writer Tom Papa, is a masked luchador has-been who resides in the world of Monsterland.  Here, famous movie monsters from all eras of cinema walk the streets, most of them sexually charged for reasons only known to Zombie.  Superbeasto and his sister, Suzi X, voiced by Sheri Moon Zombie, must stop the dastardly deeds of Doctor Satan, voiced by Paul Giamatti.  You see, Doctor Satan has this plan to wed some stripper, voiced by Rosario Dawson, who has a “666” tattoo, and that, in turn, will cause the good doctor to become invincible.

It’s all a bit convoluted, but that’s only because the film has no idea how to tell its story.  Zombie jumps from one scene to the next, never giving us any inkling as to what is going on.  There are nonsensical moments that have nothing to do with the rest of the film.  At one point, El Superbeasto is driving down the street and he runs over Michael Myers.  Doesn’t play into anything.  I think Zombie just wanted to give the Shape a quick shout-out.  A quick scene showing some  back story  to El Superbeasto and Suzi is thrown in, but be sure not to blink.

A lot of the problems in following the story falls in the area of the film’s humor.  For all of its horror-based wackiness, the film is a comedy, but there is very little to laugh about.  Most of the jokes fall horribly flat, and, it seems, whenever Zombie can’t think up a joke, he has someone fart or has some huge-breasted woman flash everyone.

Most of the film’s only real laughs comes from the soundtrack, most of which is brought to us by the band Hard ‘n Phirm.  Made up by Chris Hardwick and Mike Phirman, a lot of the songs are just the two of them commenting on things happening on screen.  This is actually funnier than it sounds, as evidenced by the film’s “shining moment,” “Nazi Zombies.”  It’s funny, not hilarious, but, hidden amongst the near boredom found in the rest of the movie, being simply funny is a rousing success.  At least, if nothing else, they bring the only clever pieces of artistry to a film that is severely lacking elsewhere.

There is very little in regards to inspiration when it comes to the voice acting, either.  Papa is bland, Moon Zombie is piercing, and Dawson is indecipherable.  Giamatti pulls out a good performance.  You can almost sit in glee thinking on the recording sessions.  Tom Kenny and Brian Posehn also turn in commendable, vocal performances as Otto, Doctor Satan’s ape assistant and Murray, the ‘Phantom Creeps’-like robot who serves as Suzi X’s sidekick, respectively.

‘The Haunted World of El Superbeasto’ is sure to be a trivial moment in the filmmaking career of Rob Zombie.  For all the time it took to get the film released, it feels like, in terms of the screenplay, anyway, it was thrown together in an afternoon.  Never hilarious and rarely worth a chuckle, it tells the world that Zombie should stay in horror where his bread is buttered.  God help us all if he decides to ever go full-blown comedy.

The Blu-ray:

The animation in the film is sharp, sharp, sharp.  Zombie’s animation looks pristine when seen through the lens of a digital transfer.  The color is actually quite breathtaking, and the film could almost be viewed without any sound at all.  In fact, that’s probably a good idea.  The quality of the picture on this thing is the only flawless part of the whole package.

As far as sound goes, you got your two choices between mono and surround, no choices in terms of languages, and only one, English subtitle track.  Despite the lack of variety, the sound is almost as amazing as the picture.  With lots of bombastic effects and intense music, the film’s sound would be perfect.  Unfortunately, Rosario Dawson and Sheri Moon Zombie’s voices come through just as pristine.  By themselves, they are pain-inducing.  Collectively in the film’s later “cat fight” moments, they make you want to drive nails into your ear drums.

The Features:

Let’s just say, overall, this Blu-ray is seriously lacking in a number of different areas.  Not only is the film what it is, but, all told, there is just over three hours of content.  Being an animated film, and being as Zombie’s discs are generally loaded to the brim with features, this Blu-ray should have hours and hours of non-ending content to peruse through.

“Feature Length Animatics” (1:17:32) – Did I say three hours of content?  That’s only if you count the actual film AND this feature, which is, essentially, the entire film as seen through different stages of the animation.  Some are at the very start, only black and white shots, others are near completion.  The feature, while interesting to skim through for a little while, offers absolutely nothing and would have benefited greatly from some commentary.

“Deleted Scenes and Shots” (4:28) – Okay, let’s figure this out.  The entire film is 77 minutes long.  What would it have hurt to include this extra, four-and-a-half minutes of footage?  The entire film’s running time would have ended up at 82 minutes, not exactly ‘Lawrence of Arabia’ in terms of run time.  This feature is just a string of quick, little scenes or shots strewn together without any context or commentary.

“Alternate Scenes” (35:17) – This feature offers a number of scenes that play out differently than they did in the finished version of the film.  Some have different narration.  Some add a little bit more.  In fact, any of these alternate scenes going over El Superbeasto’s back story would have benefited the film far greater than what we actually ended up with.  While there is no commentary on these, a running theme in case you weren’t paying attention, there are title cards indicating what we are about to see.  At least, we have that little bit of context to go with while watching.

Overall Rating: 2 out of 5

Could ‘Halloween 3’ Be Coming in 3D?

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While Rob Zombie’s ‘Halloween II’ didn’t rake in the cash as much as I’m sure the Weinsteins were hoping, that isn’t stopping them from already talking about a third film.  This bit of information comes from Yahoo! Movies in their discussion about the weekend box office.

The Weinstein Co. plans to release “Halloween 3” in 3-D next summer, said Bob Weinstein, who co-founded the company with brother Harvey. While Zombie will not be back to direct, the next sequel will pick up from his story and give a new twist on slasher Myers, Weinstein said.

Is this decision based on the fact that ‘Halloween II’ lost the weekend to ‘The Final Destination’ by nearly $11 million?  ‘The Final Destination’ is the latest in a long streak of 3D movies opening well, and the trend of films being released in 3D seems to be picking up ample amounts of steam left and right.  I’m sure the pool of money being generated from 3D horror is something the Weinsteins are going to want to get their hands on sooner rather than later.

It’s no surprise that Zombie will not be returning for the next ‘Halloween’ film, particularly if the Weinsteins and Dimension plan to have the film out by next Summer.  Zombie previously mentioned he will be beginning work on a remake of ‘The Blob’ starting early next year.

Review: ‘Halloween II’

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Continuing the nightmare he began two years ago, Rob Zombie has returned for another go-around with the Haddonfield slasher, Michael Myers.  Of course, the nightmare he began with his remake of John Carpenter’s 1978 classic, ‘Halloween,’ was not just a nightmare for the characters in the film.  Many believed Zombie tried too hard to recreate Carpenter’s film, a la Gus Van Sant with ‘Psycho,’ while others felt the film deviated far too much.  Still others, myself included, felt Zombie’s first effort with these characters was jarring, disjointed, and, oftentimes, uncomfortable to watch.  Much of that probably had to do with Zombie’s own discomfort in trying to make his own film amidst the overall narrative of something nearly 30 years old.  However, with ‘Halloween II,’ Zombie has found his comfort.  No longer plagued by the belief he had to please all the people all the time, his latest film feels much more his own, and his comfort as writer and director can be seen in the finished product.

Sure, there is a slight nod to the 1981 ‘Halloween II.’  The opening moments of Zombie’s new film, much like the sequel to Carpenter’s original, begins mere moments after the first film.  Laurie Strode, played by Scout Taylor-Compton, is wandering the streets of Haddonfield, Illinois, a gun in her hand and soaked in the blood of the seemingly dead Michael Myers.  She soon finds herself in the hospital, and Myers, surprise, surprise, is anything but dead.

However, Zombie has no intentions of remaking ‘Halloween II.’  Instead, much of his ‘Halloween II’ takes place one year after the events of the first film.  Laurie is trying to get on with her life, now living with Sheriff Brackett, played by Brad Dourif, and his daughter, Annie, played by Danielle Harris.  In the previous year, Laurie has changed from the innocent, naive high schooler.  She has grown up, become somewhat of a hippie, and even sports a few tattoos.  Nonetheless, though she may have changed, she still has horrible nightmare and visions of a returning Michael Myers.  Needless to say, her visions are not entirely unfounded, and, as October 31st fast approaches, Myers returns to the town of his birth in search of Laurie and destroying anyone who gets in his path.

For better or for worse, Zombie’s sequel even further distances his vision of the story from that of Carpenter.  The famous Carpenter theme isn’t heard until the film’s closing credits.  Michael Myers, as in Zombie’s first ‘Halloween,’ is not a stealthy, stalking killer.  He is a hulking beast played by Tyler Mane, and, in ‘Halloween II,’ he is given even more of a humanistic quality than before.  We see Michael in the days before Halloween living as a bum on other people’s land, feeding off dogs and whatever form of sustenance he can find.  It is a very interesting dichotomy that Zombie develops with Michael, one that some may appreciate while others will not.  The classic, white mask Michael Myers wears has become tattered and torn in places, and, for a large part of the movie, Michael does not even wear it.  Either that, or he hides it under a hood.  This, too, will have many fans of the original series up in arms.  Regardless, whether it flows with the original visions of Michael Myers or not, it certainly falls into the logic of what Zombie has created with his first film.  Much of what he does with Michael Myers in ‘Halloween II’ flows right along with the story he has built up for the character.  And, for that alone, Zombie cannot be faulted for the directions he takes these character in this film.  So, too, can be said for the Dr. Samuel Loomis character, played with affable glee by Malcolm McDowell.  No longer the kind, gentle child psychologist, McDowell fleshes out the smarmy writer/businessman Loomis wonderfully.

For the aged protector in ‘Halloween II,’ Zombie turns to Dourif as Sheriff Brackett, who ends up being the deepest character in the entire film.  Brackett is a lonely, single father and sheriff of a small town who wants nothing more than to protect his daughter and her live-in friend.  The scenes where he is unable to do so are near heartbreaking, and much of this comes from Dourif’s incredible portrayal of the character.  Laurie may be the clear protagonist of ‘Halloween II,’ but it is with Dourif’s Sheriff Brackett that you connect most of all.

Back to the Michael Myers character a bit, Zombie produces near unintentional comedy in Michael’s visions of his mother, played by Sheri Moon Zombie.  He communicates with her through an apparitional avatar of himself as a young child.  Unfortunately, these moments hinder more than help the overall film.  Sheri Moon Zombie has grown so much as an actress since ‘House of 1000 Corpses,’ but she still doesn’t have the complete package to play this role of a ghostly vision of one’s mother.  The young actor playing Michael as a child, Chase Wright Vanek, is none too talented, and you long for the days of Daeg Faerch.  The white horse…let’s just say we all know where Zombie was going with that one, but it does miss the mark.  Zombie tries too hard in analyzing Michael’s psyche, and, in the end, it just boils down to Sheri Moon Zombie leading a white horse.  Intentions aside, it does grow somewhat laughable before long.

Scene for scene, ‘Halloween II’ is an impressively shot film.  Zombie has come into his own in the near decade has been directing films.  He composes off-kilter shots and utilizes lighting to the best of their ability.  However, as wonderful as his shots are, a large problem arises while moving throughout the narrative of ‘Halloween II.’  There is very little cohesion to the story.  Much of the film jumps from character to character without of word of how much time has passed or even where this scene is in direct relation to another scene.  Much of this is noticeable in Loomis’ scenes, which seem to be offering very little to the plot until the film’s final moments.  Loomis is on a book tour through Haddonfield.  He has a book signing, a scene featuring a character’s father which offers one of the better moments in the entire mythology for fans of the series.  He goes on a talk show with Weird Al Yankovic, which, believe it or not, produces some genuine moments of comedy.  These scenes with Loomis are really the only moments in Zombie’s sequel that feel disjointed, that hearken back to the issues Zombie had creating his first ‘Halloween’ film.  After the film is over, one can go back over each scene and see how they were building to a point, but, within the film itself, they are disconnected and almost pointless.  There is also one scene in particular involving one of Laurie’s friends whose mere presence causes frustration.  It involves a van, so you’ll know it when it comes along, but it doesn’t need to be here.  It doesn’t add anything.  If anything, it hurts the flow of the film.  This is one time where trimming an entire scene out and leaving it for the DVD special features would have helped tremendously.

Nonetheless, laughable Jungian subtext and insequential plot point ordering aside, there are some very suspenseful and very horrific moments in ‘Halloween II’ for horror fans to take solace in.  Zombie doesn’t shy away from using Michael, and he succeeds in making Michael the unstoppable killing force that he is, even more so than in his first film.  Fans of Zombie’s previous films will be happy to know that still knows how to utilize gore effects, and ‘Halloween II’ offers up some intense and satisfying kill scenes.  It is all logical, as well.  We aren’t left at the Level 1 slice and dice of Michael wielding a butcher’s knife, nor are we subjected to Michael devising elaborate schemes to take out his victims.  He uses what he can, and, when that doesn’t work, he turns to brute force to get the job done.

Zombie’s film, though never entirely scary, is intense, but it doesn’t push the pace to a breakneck speed, either.  He allows the story to breath, gives his characters time to set themselves before all hell breaks loose.  For this reason, alone, ‘Halloween II’ is a far better presented film than Zombie’s previous entry into the franchise.  Much of this stems from the comfort that is noticeable in his direction.  Never before have we had a helicopter shot of Michael walking in a field far in the distance, and this shot is just one in an entire film that allows us to sit back and take in the film at hand.  With the nightmare and vision scenes, Zombie is also allowed to create some intense and surreal imagery, as well.  Though there may be one or two too many of these, they are intriguing uses of his visual style.  One scene in particular makes you wonder how much more interesting a Rob Zombie vision of ‘Alice in Wonderland’ would be than the upcoming one from Tim Burton.

‘Halloween II’ is anything but a perfect slasher film.  There are several counts of logic loss and the second half of the film, the payoff, is nowhere near as satisfying as the buildup.  The psychoanalysis of Michael Myers began in 2007’s ‘Halloween’ and it continues to grow.  You can’t say Zombie abandons something once he sets his mind to exploring it.  For that, he earns points.  Regardless of the film’s flaws, ‘Halloween II’ is an intense whirlwind of macabre and grainy horror, the kind of unstoppable serial killer movie you just knew Zombie was going to make some day.  While it goes nowhere near touching Carpenter’s original, something so unobtainable you can’t even fault it for not trying, Zombie’s latest is a healthy helping of everything that defines his style of horror.  Love it or hate it, you know exactly what you are getting going in.  With that, Zombie has succeeded in what he set out to accomplish two years ago.  He has created a ‘Halloween’ story that both pleases fans of the genre and franchise and takes on a new life all its own.  This is Zombie’s ‘Halloween,’ and it tries to be nothing else.  In that, the film is triumphant.  In the annals of the slasher film, it still offers enough thrills and chills to prove a solid effort of the genre.

Rob Zombie Next Remaking ‘The Blob’

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The one-time heavy metaller and now director of white trash-filled horror movies is, once again, going back to the remake well.  According to Variety, Rob Zombie will write, direct and produce a remake of the 1958 horror classic, ‘The Blob.’

My intention is not to have a big red blobby thing — that’s the first thing I want to change.  That gigantic Jello-looking thing might have been scary to audiences in the 1950s, but people would laugh now.

Zombie’s words make us wonder if his next film will feature an all-CG creation, and, if that’s the case, it probably won’t be much scarier than the original.

Zombie will be producing with Genre Co.’s Richard Saperstein, a former Dimension Films president who developed a relationship with Zombie.  According to Sapersteing, they have a budget of around $30 million and the film will absolutely be an R-rated film.

Says Zombie about the idea to make the film:

I’d been looking to break out of the horror genre, and this really is a science fiction movie about a thing from outer space.  I intend to make it scary, and the great thing is I have the freedom once again to take it in any crazy direction I want to.

Production is set to begin in the Spring.  Of course, for anyone who has been following Zombie’s directorial career, this still leaves his long-time gestating project ‘Tyrannosaurus Rex’ waiting in the wings.  Last we heard, he planned to open ‘Halloween II,’ release a new album this Fall, begin a musical tour through the Winter and early Spring, and begin work on ‘T Rex’ sometime first or second quarter 2010.  The news of his remaking ‘The Blob’ seems to another sidestep along the path of ‘Tyrannosaurus Rex’s production.

‘El Superbeasto’ and ‘Tyrannosaurus Rex’ Updates

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With the follow-up to ‘Halloween’ just a few weeks away, and with ‘The Haunted World of El Superbeasto’ on its way to DVD shelves next month, it seems Rob Zombie’s career as a filmmaker is in full effect.   Today, thanks to the heads up by /Film, we have the teaser trailer for ‘El Superbeasto.’

Check it out:

This looks like a nice piece of insanity is headed for our TV screens.   It features the voices of Rosario Dawson, Paul Giamatti, Danny Trejo, Sheri Moon Zombie, Clint Howard, Brian Posehn, Bill Moseley, Sid Haig, and Dee Wallace.   It hits video stores on September 22nd.

Also in the news today is this bit of information Zombie dropped while speaking with Shock Till You Drop.

The plan is to go on tour for a while then finally come back and make Tyrannosaurus Rex. Because that got shoved off to the side and that was a film I really wanted to make. It’s like Rejects on steroids.

The plan is that Zombie finishes up the ‘Halloween II’ promo train, release a new album near the end of October or beginning of November, then go on tour for a bit.   Once finished with that, he plans to dive into the world of ‘Tyrannosaurus Rex,’ which is being billed as ‘Raging Bull’ meets ‘The Road Warrior.’   So, this time next year, production is looking to have begun on the film, and we could be looking at a release date sometime very late 2010 or early 2011.

New ‘Halloween II’ Pic

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The fine folks over at Shock Till You Drop got their mitts on this new pic from ‘Halloween II.’   It features Scout Taylor-Compton under the knife of one Mr. Michael Myers, played by Tyler Mane.

There have been pictures upon pictures coming out for ‘Halloween II.’   You could print them all out, flip them one right after another, and probably come up with some cohesive storyline.   So, thank for that Rob Zombie.   You’ve given away the entire film before it’s even gotten a release.

On an unrelated note, Zombie also spoke with MTV’s Movie Blog last week and basically said that he would never, NEVER make a ‘Halloween 3.’   You know what Sean Connery says about saying “never”?   Actually, I don’t think he says anything.   He just slaps people, both men and women, then plays a round of golf.

I digress.   ‘Halloween II’ is set for release on August 28th.

Source: Shock Till You Drop

Poster Giveaway: ‘Halloween II’ Final One Sheet

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We are back with another poster giveaway and this week we are giving away the final one sheet from Rob Zombie’s ‘Halloween 2’. For those of you that know me, Rob Zombie can do no wrong in my eyes so giving away these posters is a bonus treat for us!

The rules are exactly the same as last week, all you need to do to for a chance to win is follow @wearemoviegeeks on twitter, and then tweet this message: I am entered to win a poster from Halloween II thanks to @wearemoviegeeks, check out http://tinyurl.com/h2wamg #WAMG (You can also just click the link and it will open twitter and put that as your status).

We will pick the winners at Random, so the more you tweet the better your chances and remember that ‘Halloween II’ will be SLASHING up theaters beginning August 28th! Check out the official site for more info: http://www.halloween2-movie.com Here is the full-size poster for which you will be winning:

Zombie’s ‘El Superbeasto’ is Coming to DVD/Blu-Ray

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It’s been awhile since we heard any news on the front of ‘The Haunted World of El Superbeasto,’ Rob Zombie’s twisted foray into the world of animation.  With ‘Halloween II’ getting fast-tracked, it looked like ‘El Superbeasto’ was quite a ways off from seeing the light of day.  Fortunately, the film is coming out, and it is coming out in just a few, short months.

According to DVD Active, the film is set for DVD and Blu-Ray releases on September 22nd.  They even have images of the cover art, which you can scope out just below.

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‘El Superbeasto’ is about a washed-up Mexican luchador (voice of Tom Papa) who, along with his sidekick Suzi-X (voice by Sheri Moon Zombie), sets out to do battle with the diabolical Dr. Satan (voice by Paul Giamatti).  Look for cameo appearances by Captain Spaulding and Otis from Zombie’s ‘House of 1000 Corpses’/’Devil’s Rejects’ films. Other voices that pop up in the film include Rosario Dawson, Danny Trejo, Clint Howard, Harland Williams, Dee Wallace, Brian Posehn, and Daniel Roebuck. We Are Movie Geeks best she-friend, Tura Satana, also makes an appearance as Varla.

‘The Haunted World of El Superbeasto’ hits the DVD shelves on September 22nd.

Source: DVDActive

Rob Zombie Unleashes Final ‘Halloween 2’ One-Sheet

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‘Halloween II’ is Rob Zombie’s fourth film, and, if you think about it, all of Zombie’s films have been movies about family.   Nobody gets family quite like Zombie.   I mean, NOBODY.

This latest one-sheet for Zombie’s latest film was released via his Myspace page, and it looks pretty sweet.   It’s got the same style as that pumpkin patch poster design we saw a few months back.   This one, though, calls to mind the Japanese film, ‘Onibaba’ with the tall grass and the rain.   Very cool.

I also like that the film’s final title is ‘Halloween II’ and not the wannabe hip ‘H2’ that we’ve been seeing pretty much since the film’s inception.

‘Halloween II’ comes out on August 28th.

Source: Rob Zombie’s Myspace Page