WALTZING WITH BRANDO – Review

Sure, the sun is still making temperatures rise, but it’s the big late-in-the-year awards season for the studios (with just a few days before the official start of Fall). So what’s a favorite subject for the somber, serious flicks vying for the gold? Of course, they turn to the “biopics’, with actors portraying real people (OPPENHEIMER being a most recent example). This weekend’s new “limited” release “straddles” two “sub-sets” of that genre. First, it’s a story of a well-known show-biz personality, some might say the greatest, most influental actor of his generation. But, it doesn’t cover his entire life, “cradle to the grave”. Rather, this film is set during a five or six year segment of his storied career. Oh, and it’s told from a “non-celeb” (often called a “civilian”). Most recently this was done with ME AND ORSON WELLES and MY WEEK WITH MARILYN. Now, don’t be fooled by the title, WALTZING WITH BRANDO is not a ” toe-tapping” musical (though Marlon plays a “mean” bongo).

After a brief bit of archival footage “wizardry” of the “real” Dick Cavett chatting with Marlon Brando (Billy Zane), we’re whisked into the world of a hard-working young family man, Bernard Judge (Jon Heder), toiling as an “up and coming” architect for a Los Angeles design firm in 1969. His boss introduces him to hotel magnate Jack Bellin (Rob Cordry), who plans to build a state-of-the-art resort in Tahiti. They want Bernard to travel there and scope out the proposed locale. Oh, and he’ll need to make an offer to the owner of this spot, a twelve-island atoll called Tetiaroa. After a long plane ride, Bernard arrives and charters a boat to said spot. The captain won’t go ashore due to the jagged coral reef surrounding it. No problem, Bernard will swim in since he’s a great water athlete. Naturally, he’s battered by the rocks and is washed ashore. Luckily, a local family brings him in and tends to his wounds. At their compound/home, Bernard meets the “big papa” and owner of the islands, none other than the Oscar-winning Mr. Brando. Though he’s reluctant at first, the superstar warms to Bernard and tells him of his plans to turn one of the islands into his permanent home, far away from Hollywood, a village (including that resort) that will not harm the local environment. Over the next few years, Bernard devotes all his energy (and time away from his own family in LA) to making Marlon’s dream happen, while he keeps the “river of cash” needed for the project by taking several high-profile and high-paying roles in several iconic 1970s films, including that (his words) “gangster movie”.


Even though his name isn’t in the title, the film’s focus is indeed the hapless “audience surrogate” everyman Bernard played with an uptight, bewildered demeanor by Heder (forever NAPOLEAN DYNAMITE, though being a comic icon is “sweet”). Much like the comedy heroes of the silent era (Harold Lloyd comes to mind), he enthusiastically plunges headfirst into the unknown, AKA island life. Mainly, Heder plays a sincere “straight man” to the many exotic eccentrics, so he comes off rather bland and not especially compelling. On the other hand, the “leader of the loonies” is played with considerable energy and offbeat charm by Zane, who really seems to be channeling (even becoming an eerie doppleganger) for the world-famous thespian. It’s very entertaining to see him recreate those flicks (yes, even Don Vito), but his greatest role may be “the merry prankster” who delights in shocking and confusing all in his path. Zane has charisma to spare, though his take makes the star an affable, enigmatic mystery. An actual Oscar-winner joins in this action, none other than Richard Dreyfuss pops in for a couple of scenes late in the story, as Marlon’s long-suffering “money manager” Seymour Kraft, who serves primarily as a roadblock to Bernard’s island obsession. Ditto for Tia Carrera’s loopy, leering Madame Leroy in a goofy seduction sequence. She’s a temptation for Bernard, much like the breezy German bombshell Michelle, a stewardess with lots of free time played by Camille Razat. And the always reliable Cordry puts his comic timing to good use as the bombastic lodging tycoon, an unlikely partner for Marlon in his “planned paradise”.


Director Bill Fishman helms his own screenplay adaptation of Bernard’s memoir, and makes a gorgeous “travelogue” of the exotic Tahiti (quite “vacation fodder”). It’s an interesting chapter in the actor’s life (perhaps a “second act’ after his breakthrough in the previous decade), but the plot just seems to lurch and stumble from one big “event” to another, bouncing around through those five or so years with an off-kilter momentum (long after the opening Cavett sequence we reverse to see Brando with Johnny Carson, to illustrate his stance on the civil rights movement). And way too much time is spent on wacky hijinks involving the locals and their slapstick building efforts (submerged tractors and possible angry ghosts). Zane’s superb impersonation is the main selling point in the marketing, even though the forced melodrama involving Bernard and his family simply doesn’t pay off. Neither does the odd decision for Heder to break the fourth wall in order to provide the “back story” for Brando and the future of the islands. Plus, there’s a rather dull final act that’s not livened up by another bit of whimsy from the title subject before the inevitable pre-credit update captions. And that’s a stumble that doesn’t make WALTZING WITH BRAND) a graceful gaze at old Hollywood.

2 Out of 4

WALTZING WITH BRANDO is now playing in select theatres

THE OATH – Review

Darin Scott as Moroni, in THE OATH. Courtesy of Freestyle & Great Scott Entertainment

A historic drama about the descendants of two brothers from Egypt battling for control in North America, sounds like the premise of an imaginative action film. But THE OATH is not really an action film – its only action sequence comes very late in the film – but a romance/heroic drama based in Mormon (more properly the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints) belief, by writer/director/star Darin Scott. Scott stars in and directs THE OATH, and co-wrote the script with Michelle Scott. THE OATH joins a long cinematic tradition of religious movies, a genre that has existed since the beginning of movies and includes films like BEN HUR. Like all cinematic retelling of religious stories, the greatest appeal is for members of that particular faith but THE OATH seems like it might be aimed to a more general audience, with ads suggesting it is an action epic set in a time long ago that do not mention its source material. However, THE OATH is not an epic but a slow, drawn-out romance/drama with a little action near the end.

Set in North America in the 400s AD, THE OATH tells the story of Moroni, the last remaining member of Nephites, after their millenium-long battle with the Lamanites. THE OATH bills itself as a “historic epic” but it is actually more a Mormon one, as it is based on the story of Moroni, who according to Mormon/LDS beliefs, was the ancient prophet who protected and buried the gold plates that were discovered by Joseph Smith and that he translated into the Book of Mormon.

While LDS audiences might enjoy THE OATH because they are already familiar with the basics of the premise and might enjoy seeing the story on screen, for the more general audience, things are more confusing. Therefore, this review is for that non-LDS audience. It will not focus on the faith-based story itself but the movie THE OATH as a piece of cinema. That means analyzing the acting, direction, photography, script, pacing, and other aspects of how the story is told, rather than on the story itself.

An entertaining action epic inspired by the Mormon/LDS foundational story would have been a fine thing, if the film told that story well. However, THE OATH is not that film. Not only is it not the epic it’s advertising suggests it might be, it is a slow, dull, often predicable drama with little style that is less informative than one might expect, but also a film peppered with moments that look improvised and make little sense.

First, let’s start with the good points of THE OATH. The film was shot in beautiful locations that effectively suggest the New England setting for the story, and it has an attractive cast and nice drone photography. But as an entertainment movie, that’s about it. There are a number of problems, largely due to an underwritten script, uncertain direction, slow pacing and too-often stiff acting. Despite what the film’s ads might lead audiences to expect, THE OATH is not really an action film nor an epic but more of a drama centered on a few people, with the only action coming late in the film.

THE OATH opens with title cards giving us the story’s background, about a millennium-long conflict between the Nephites and the Lamanites, the descendants of two brothers, the sons of Joseph of Egypt, who had traveled to North America and formed a partnership with the Native Americans there. At the point the story starts, the Nephites have been reduced to one surviving member, Moroni (writer/director Darin Scott), a fugitive who lives alone in a cave, in hiding from his enemies the Lamanites.

The film opens with sweeping aerial photography of the handsome, muscular, middle-aged Moroni, as he mediates in a gorgeous natural location filled with trees, rocky vistas and lush meadows. This sequence goes on for some time, often focusing on Moroni’s face as he appears lost in thought or contemplation, about what we don’t know.

The sequence is pretty but it makes for a long, slow start without telling us much. Eventually, the film moves on to the Lamanites, whose king, Aaron (Bill Zane) lives in much more comfort with his Native American subjects. Aaron is a rather nasty fellow, and so brutally mistreats one of his concubines, Bathsheba (Nora Dale), that she runs away. Far away, the injured young woman collapses in the woods, where she is discovered by Moroni, who takes her back to his cave to nurse her back to health.

Naturally, when Bathsheba regains consciousness, she is terrified to find she is in the cave-home of the Lamanites’ most feared, hated enemy, the last surviving Nephite, Moroni. But Moroni is gentle and kind, and she eventually relaxes, and the two bond.

We know where things will go from here but the film spends half its running time on this slow-paced section, although it also allows the film to introduce the gold plates into the narrative.

Meanwhile, Bathsheba’s sister Mahigana (Karina Lombard) is determined to find her, leading a search group of King Aaron’s followers, include his advisor Cohor (Eugene Brave Rock), even though it appears that months have passed and Bathesheba’s trail has gone cold, now that she is hidden away in Moroni’s cave.

Eventually the Lamanites and King Aaron do meet up with Moroni, and we get the movie’s sole action scene near the film’s end.

Writer/director/star Darin Scott does not deliver much with THE OATH. The dramatic story of two brother coming from Egypt and fighting a millennium-long battle had the potential for an interesting religious action-epic film – but that story is not shown, only told, summarized briefly in opening title cards. Even then, the summary is so brief that it leaves the viewer unfamiliar with the story with lots of unanswered how-and-why questions. Once the film’s story starts, we have that long if pretty sequence that just gives us images of Darin Scott’s Moroni in a lovely, natural landscape, but little about him otherwise.

Once Moroni brings the injured Bathsheba home, we know they will inevitably fall in love, but the film bogs down in this slowly-developing romance, plodding along without developing either character for the first half of its running time. The film does have Moroni to reveal the secret golden plates and other documents in his keeping during this section, but telling that story is dragged out over several scenes unnecessarily. In between, we get weird scenes where Bathsheba teaches Moroni about how to live in the woods, which one would think he already knew, and puzzling skills like shooting a rolling rock with a bow and arrow.

Eventually, King Aaron and his Lamanites do track down the runaway Bathsheba and mayhem ensues – but off-screen. The grand battle we had anticipated from the film’s start finally occurs in the film’s last 20 minutes, but it is not as grand as anticipated.

While lead actors Darin Scott as Moroni and Nora Dale as Bathsheba are certainly attractive, their performances are stiff and they never develop much chemistry between them. Too often director Scott just has actor Scott, or other actors, stare into the camera without giving us a hint about what they are supposed to be conveying beyond gravitas. The best performance comes from Billy Zane playing Aaron, who actually injects a touch of humor into his villainous role, although why he has a hint of an Irish accent is puzzling.

This could have been a more exciting film, or even the epic is seems to promise, if writer/director Darin Scott had taken a different approach, perhaps including some of the earlier story described in the title cards. Of course, that would have been a more expensive film to make. Instead, THE OATH is a rambling, dull one that seems to draw out scenes for no reason, and has moments that seem improvised and make no real sense. One example of that is when the Lamanites are hunting for Bathsheba in the woods, but are turned back by – bees. As if that were some insurmountable obstacle. At other times, the characters speak in an unspecified language and there are subtitles – before they suddenly switch to English. This happens at the start of several scenes. The writing is just weird like that, time and again.

THE OATH is peppered with failures of filmmaking, unrelated to any lack of cinematic potential in the story. Director/co-writer Darin Scott, who clearly spent money on its beautiful locations, attractive cast and drone photography, should have spent more time on the script and maybe a different director or star. As is, there is not much to recommend THE OATH as a movie.

THE OATH, partly in an unknown language with English subtitles, opens Friday, Dec. 8, in theaters.

RATING: 1 out of 4 stars

TALES FROM THE CRYPT: DEMON KNIGHT Screens This Weekend at The Des Peres – Late Nite Grindhouse!

“Do me a favor? Don’t scream. Just hear what I’ve gotta say… and then scream.”

Destroy the Brain‘s monthly ‘Late Nite Grindhouse’ film series is back! Head to the Marcus Des Peres Cinema (12701 Manchester Rd, Des Peres, MO 63131) this Friday and Saturday (October 15th and 16th) at 10pm for TALES FROM THE CRYPT: DEMON KNIGHT (1995). Tickets are $8 each. A Facebook invite with advance ticket details can be found HERE

WARNING!: TALES FROM THE CRYPT: DEMON KNIGHT has lots of gore and nudity!!!

Brayker (William Sandler) is a man who carries the last of seven keys, special containers which held the blood of Christ and were scattered across the universe to prevent the forces of evil from taking over. If The Collector (Billy Zane) gets the last key, the universe will fall into Chaos, and he has been tracking Brayker all the way to a small inn in a nowhere town. And now the final battle for the universe begins.

Check Out the Trailer and Poster for GUEST HOUSE starring Pauly Shore, Steve-O, and Billy Zane – On Demand and Digital September 4th

GUEST HOUSE starring Pauly Shore, Steve-O, Mike Castle, Aimee Teegarden, Billy Zane, Bobby Lee, Charlotte McKinney, Erik Griffin, Felipe Esparza – On Demand and Digital September 4th. Check out the trailer:

Pauly Shore and Steve-O kick this outrageous, raunchy comedy into high gear. When engaged couple Sarah (Aimee Teegarden) and Blake (Mike Castle) buy their dream home, there’s a catch: a party animal named Randy (Shore) in the guest house who refuses to leave! When Randy throws a wild, sexy pool party, the cops show up — and Blake gets arrested. Can he and Sarah get through their backyard wedding without a certain loser crashing the party…and ruining their marriage?

GUEST HOUSE is Directed By Sam Macaroni and Written By: Sam Macaroni, Sean Bishop, and Troy Duffy

Cannes First Look: GHOSTS OF WAR Starring Brenton Thwaites And LOOKING GLASS Starring Nicolas Cage

The 70th Cannes Film Festival  in full swing, here’s the latest out of the French Riviera.

Here’s a first look at Eric Bress’s GHOSTS OF WAR, starring Brenton Thwaites, Theo Rossi, Skylar Astin, Kyle Gallner, Alan Ritchson, Billy Zane and Shaun Toub.

The film was written and directed by Bress, and produced by Miscellaneous Entertainment’s D. Todd Shepherd, Shelley Madison, Joe Simpson, and Colleen Camp. Highland Film Group is handling international sales during Cannes.

Nicolas Cage and Robin Tunney are featured in this first look at Tim Hunter’s voyeur thriller Looking Glass. The film was written and directed by Hunter, and produced by Braxton Pope and David M. Wulf.

Highland Film Group is handling international sales.

Billy Zane Joins The Cast of ZOOLANDER 2

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“Did you ever think that maybe there’s more to life than being really, really, really ridiculously good looking?” – Derek Zoolander

Billy Zane is back in ZOOLANDER 2. Zane had a cameo as himself in the 2001 comedy.

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Last week Stiller announced the addition of Penelope Cruz to the cast.

Check out Ben Stiller’s Instagram for a special video as well as other cast members.
https://instagram.com/benstiller/

Appearing as male models Derek Zoolander and Hansel, Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson announced the sequel when they walked the runway at the Valentino Women’s Collection Fall/Winter 2015-16 Fashion Show during Paris Fashion Week in March.

ZOOLANDER 2 will open in theaters nationwide on FEBRUARY 12, 2016.

Follow Ben Stiller on Twitter, and Facebook for more Zoolander.

https://www.facebook.com/ZoolanderMovie

(Photos by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images For Paramount Pictures)

Zoolander 2 At The Paris Fashion Week

Indican Pictures Picks Up Rights To Nika Agiashvili’s A GREEN STORY

Indican Pictures announced today that it has acquired exclusive North American rights to the Van Vlahakis biopic, A GREEN STORY. Indican plans to release the film theatrically in April, 2013. Through the deal, Indican also holds all video, television, ancillary and VOD rights in North America.

From Paramyth Films, A Green Story stars Ed O’Ross, Shannon Elizabeth, Annabella Sciorra, George Finn, Malcolm McDowell, Billy Zane and chronicles the life of Van Vlahakis, a Greek immigrant who arrived in America with only $22 in his pocket and eventually founded the multi-million dollar Green company, Earth Friendly Products.

The movie was written and directed by Paramyth’s Nika Agiashvili and filmed in Los Angeles, Chicago and on location in Greece. Agiashvili produced alongside John Edward Lee, Dimitri Birbilis, Deanna Plascencia and Chadwick Struck. Paramyth’s David Agiashvili served as executive producer.

Nika Agiashvili said, “We are very pleased to be working with Indican on A Green Story. They understand the message of the movie and have a great vision for releasing the film and showcasing it to audiences.”

VP of Indican Pictures, Randolph Kent said, “Indican Pictures is proud to release ‘A Green Story’. A timely film in a decade when corporate greed runs rampant and the concerns of consumers are cast aside. It’s fascinating to see Van Vlahakis stand up for what he believes, take on the powers that be and create safer products for consumers – all the while showing the ‘rags to riches’ tale can be done with honor and dignity.”

The deal was brokered by Glen Reynolds and Zac Reeder from Circus Road Films.

http://www.agreenstorythemovie.com/index.html

https://www.facebook.com/pages/A-Green-Story/262056550472263

https://twitter.com/ParamythFilms

Located in Beverly Hills, Paramyth Films is a fully financed development and production company that produces story driven content for theatrical release and straight-to-DVD markets with budgets of $2M to $3M.

Indican Pictures acquires and distributes feature films to a broad range of entertainment outlet by providing a diverse selection of independent films (action, comedy, documentary, drama, family, foreign, horror, sci-fi, thriller and urban) across theatrical, home video, TV, VOD, PPV and streaming platforms. Additionally, Indican has expanded into foreign market and territories, licensing their content worldwide. Indican features are represented and sold AFM, Berlin, Cannes, DISCOP, HKFilmart, MIPCOM, MIPTV, NAPTE and Toronto.

TITANIC Poster & Trailer Sets Sail; James Cameron’s Film In Theaters April 6, 2012

Check out the new poster and trailer for James Cameron’s Oscar winning film, TITANIC.

Experience it like never before in 3D on April 6, 2012.

In May, Paramount Pictures, Twentieth Century Fox and Lightstorm Entertainment jointly announced that James Cameron’s TITANIC will be re-released worldwide on April 6, 2012.

The release, which marks the 100th anniversary of the Titanic setting sail (April 10th), will present the film in 3D for the first time ever.

Written, directed and produced by Cameron, TITANIC is the second highest grossing movie of all time. It is one of only three films to have received a record 11 Academy Awards including Best Picture and Best Director; and launched the careers of stars Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet.

Called “A spectacular demonstration of what modern technology can contribute to dramatic storytelling” by Variety upon its release in 1997, the long in the works 3D conversion is being overseen by Cameron and his Lightstorm producing partner Jon Landau who produced the hit movie.

Said Cameron, “There’s a whole generation that’s never seen TITANIC as it was meant to be seen, on the big screen. And this will be TITANIC  as you’ve never seen it before, digitally re-mastered at 4K and painstakingly converted to 3D. With the emotional power intact and the images more powerful than ever, this will be an epic experience for fans and newcomers alike.”

“This new presentation of Paramount’s top-grossing film is particularly special because 2012 is the 100th anniversary of our studio. Paramount has had the pleasure of introducing audiences to some of the all-time classics of cinema during that century of moviemaking and we cannot think of a better way to mark the occasion than with this re-release of TITANIC,” said Brad Grey, Chairman and CEO of Paramount Pictures.

Commented Fox Filmed Entertainment Chairmen and CEOs, Jim Gianopulos and Tom Rothman: “Our 30-plus year relationship with Jim Cameron and Lightstorm has been enormously rewarding, from ALIENS to AVATAR, and the global phenomenon of TITANIC remains one of the greatest sources of pride in our history. We are pleased to allow a new generation of audiences to experience the film in its brilliant digital restoration in 3D.”

Visit the film’s official site: http://www.titanicmovie.com
“Like” it on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/TitanicMovie
Follow it on Twitter: @TitanicMovie

MYSTERIA Shooting Wraps

 

The new movie MYSTERIA, starring Robert Miano (Giallo), Danny Glover (Saw, 2012), Billy Zane (Titanic), Martin Landau (Ed Wood), Meadow Williams (Apollo 13) and Michael Rooker (Jumper) has just finished shooting. This mystery movie should be interesting given that Landau and Glover are in it. MYSTERIA will be released in 2011.

Synopsis:

As a screenwriter, ALEISTER’S best days are behind him. But as a drunk, he appears to have a glorious future. He’s behind on his rent, he’s spent up an entire studio advance, mostly on booze, and he can’t come up with the inspiration for his latest assignment.

Then one day LAVINIA calls him. She’s a film student at UCLA, and she would be so honored to meet him. Sure, he says, and they set something up. Aleister finds himself embarrassed, unable to pay the bill, so Lavinia covers. They hit it off…mildly, and decide to meet the next day. If nothing else, Lavinia helps Aleister’s ego, with her steady stream of compliments. He returns home to find that the landlord’s changed the locks. Nothing else to do, he trudges to his favorite bar, where he’s built up quite a tab.

The bar is empty, the liquor put away for the night – except for a bottle of scotch, which seems to be waiting for him at a corner table. He has a seat, takes a drink, and gets good and drunk. That’s when she appears, the Fairy Woman. She’s beautiful, Aleister stares in awe. She promises him everything’s going to be okay. She’ll pay his rent. She’ll inspire him to finish his script.

He wakes up, the Fairy Woman’s gone. The bartender chases him out, and Aleister returns home. His landlord informs him that rent’s been paid. Lavinia shows up for their meeting just as the cops arrive. The daughter of a prominent senator has been murdered, and Aleister was the last person to talk to her.

Aleister finds himself pulled into the investigation, and soon he’s the number one suspect. On the bright side, it cures his writers block. He pounds away at the script, includes everything that’s happened to him in the last few days, and other new details. Details that, strangely, begin to come true, like a scene where Senator Mitchell offers Aleister money in exchange for the script. Aleister can’t give up the script, it’s the only leverage he has in the case against him. And as the cops put the heat on him, Aleister must come up with an ending to the script, or risk being locked away forever.

MYSTERIA is an original take on classic noir, with a hero thrust into a situation full of murder and political intrigue, who must use the only skills he has to find his way out.

You can follow the film here on Twitter and Facebook.

Furlong and Zane must be on ‘Janjaweed’

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As you may have guessed (or not) this is more news on Uwe Boll. You have to hand it to the guy, he’s like the Energizer bunny when it comes to his persistence. The only reason I keep following his news is because he fascinates me on a very strange level.

‘Janjaweed’, also known as ‘Darfur’, is Boll’s next movie and he’s currently casting. Apparently, the opinionated critic-slayer has once again landed actual talent for his cinematic schlock, allegedly signing Edward Furlong (American History X) and Billy Zane (Blood Rayne), as well as Kristanna Loken (In the Name of the King). The cast allegedly also includes Matt Frewer (aka Trashcan Man). The movie is said to be a dramatic story that follows journalists covering the atrocities in Sudan.

[source: Variety]