Top Ten Tuesday – The Best M. Night Shyamalan Characters

08 Jul 2006, New York City, New York, USA --- Film director M. Night Shyamalan poses in New York City in support of his new film "Lady in the Water" which opens nationwide July 21. --- Image by © Chip East/Reuters/Corbis

THE VISIT, opening this Friday,  is the terrifying story of a brother and sister who are sent to their grandparents’ remote Pennsylvania farm for a weeklong trip. Once the children discover that the elderly couple is involved in something deeply disturbing, they see their chances of getting back home are growing smaller every day. It’s the newest film from director M. Night Shyamalan, whose career path has been rocky of late. Shyamalan had been at the top of heap with movies like THE SIXTH SENSE and SIGNS, but he’s fallen so far from grace that the promotion for his last movie AFTER EARTH went to great lengths to avoid mentioning his involvement (but the director has always been a hit with WAMG’s Michelle McCue, who once penned some ‘Geek Crush’ Happy Birthday wishes that can be found HERE). Will THE VISIT be a return to form for the director, or another AFTER EARTH-sized disaster? We Are Movie Geeks has faith! We were thinking about our favorite ‘M Nighters’ (listen to this week’s podcast, where we discuss his career at length HERE) and decided that since he’s only directed 8 movies since his 1999 breakthrough THE SIXTH SENSE, it would make more sense to honor the characters he created instead of the films he made, so here is a list of the Top Ten Characters from films by M. Night Shyamalan:

 Honorable Mention: STUART LITTLE

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STUART LITTLE is a movie Shyamalan is rarely remembered for, but as a kid’s flick, it was quite enjoyable both for children and adults that may get stuck watching it with them. For that matter, its not a half bad movie to watch as an adult just for fun… as a way to escape in a light-hearted humorous way. Now, the tiny talking mouse Stuart Little may not have only been written by M. Night – the film was directed by Rob Minkoff – but he’s got a big personality. Voiced by Michael J. Fox, the little white, furry dude has a subtle streak of Ferris Bueller in him, combined with the smart and funny writing, the character provides a family-friendly character that’s entertaining and not dumbed down.

10. Merrill Hess (Joaquin Phoenix) in SIGNS

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SIGNS is another example of Shyamalan’s motto: “There are no coincidences.” Since leaving his former life as a record-setting baseball player, Merrill Hess has been staying with his recently widowed brother Graham and his family. “It felt wrong not to swing,” he says of being let go by the team and has been wandering aimlessly through life until crop circles appear in the fields of their Pennsylvania farm. After the beginning of an apparent alien invasion, Merrill truly believes that they will not be harmed by these hand-over-your-mouth scary events because a higher power will take care of them in the end. Joaquin Phoenix’s dramatic facial expression during SIGNS are what give the film its human quality and amusingly helps turn down the stress level. In one of the funnier parts of the movie, Graham discovers that his son and daughter, along with Merrill, have fashioned goofy, cone-head hats out of tin-foil to protect them against alien mind probing. In the thrilling finale to SIGNS, Merrill realizes that his inner passion with a baseball bat was warranted when he’s told by Graham to “swing away” at the alien whose invaded their living room and is holding one of the kids hostage. It’s a battle for the ages. This mantra of “Everything happens for a reason” was the underlying theme throughout SIGNS making Merrill Hess the embodiment of Night’s running idea.

09. Elliot Moore (Mark Wahlberg) in THE HAPPENING

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THE HAPPENING is easily the worst movie I’ve seen in the past decade and I mean that as high praise. It’s the type of delirious masterpiece where every star aligned to form the perfect terrible movie and I can’t get enough of it. Shyamalan claimed (after the nasty reviews started pouring in) that Mark Wahlberg’s overly mannered performance was a deliberate throwback to the B-movies movies of yesteryear; to everyone else it just felt like bad acting. I wish I could have been on the set when M Night directed Marky Mark singing The Doobie Brother ‘Black Water’ through a door to show that he was normal (!). And as for Walhberg’s scene talking to a plastic houseplant: “Hello? My name is Elliot Moore. Just want to talk in a very positive manner, giving off good vibes. We’re just here to use the bathroom, and then we’re just going to leave. I hope that’s OK.” – God save us! THE HAPPENING rules!

08. Rev. Graham Hess (Mel Gibson) in SIGNS

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Reverend Graham Hess… What a fitting role for everyone’s favorite controversial Aussie actor, Mel Gibson. The “man of the cloth” has his doubts, but that’s not gonna stop him from protecting his family from whatever mysterious, lurking danger awaits them outside their home. Terrorized by unknown intruders on their family farm, Graham Hess struggles to protect his family as he toils internally with his faith and what “it” all means. What’s outside? Where’d “they” come from? Do the events that unfold in Shyamalan’s SIGNS have a greater meaning, a double entendre of science and religion? Gibson’s performance is riveting, as much as it is thought-provoking and even a bit humorous at times, despite the subject matter. As always, audiences were split 50/50 with SIGNS, but one thing Shyamalan always does is offer viewers an array of interesting characters full of quirks and conundrums.

07. Reggie (Freddy Rodriguez) in LADY IN THE WATER

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Freddy Rodriguez plays Reggie in Shyamalan’s under-appreciated, fairy tale LADY IN THE WATER. He’s just another unassuming tenant at the apartment complex, ‘The Cove,’ introduced to the audience by custodian Mr. Heep. Reggie’s a guy whose strict regimen consists of an science experiment of working on only the right side of his body. He proudly claims, “there’s is a 4 1/2 inch difference” between his left and right biceps. Reggie’s harmless and, like so many others, simply wants to find his special place in the universe and boy does he ever when he unexpectedly finds himself “The Guardian” of Story, the lady in the water. Unaware of it at the time, there’s a hidden reason for all that working out that wouldn’t be realized until the exciting climax of the film. James Newton Howard’s rousing score adds to Reggie’s edge-of-your-seat mano y mano battle with LITW’s nemesis, the “scrunt,” and helps him to protect and save the Narf. Turns out his daily idiosyncracy was no coincidence and makes Reggie one of Night’s most relatable characters.

06. Dr. Malcolm Crowe (Bruce Willis) in THE SIXTH SENSE

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In 1999 M. Night Shyamalan coaxed from Bruce Willis one of his very best performances in THE SIXTH SENSE. Willis played Malcolm Crowe, a child psychiatrist who’s lost faith in his talents due to a failure to help a long-ago patient. Willis was (and still is) primarily a physical actor and he at first seemed miscast in the role, but he let the child star, Haley Joel Osment, play off his quiet charisma in a way a more emotive actor couldn’t and the result was perfection.  When Shyamalan made the cover of Newsweek magazine in 2002, underneath his picture the caption read; “The Next Spielberg”. Several creatively questionable films later, that caption could not be further from the truth, but at least we’ll always have THE SIXTH SENSE.

05. Cole Sear (Haley Joel Osment) in THE SIXTH SENSE

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Cole Sear (Hayley Joel Osment) … Imagine being a child that can “see dead people.” Cole Sear is one of those children. He is a psychic who can both see and talk to the dead. Cole’s psychologist, Dr. Malcolm Crowe, has a responsibility to help Cole, especially after he failed a child much like him years before. This role was a huge building block in Osment’s career, earning him an Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.

04. Cleveland Heep (Paul Giamatti) in LADY IN THE WATER

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At first glance we see an unassuming shlub of a man that manages the apartment building in LADY IN THE WATER. But upon closer inspection, we realize that Mr. Heep is a very kind and sensitive, but sad man. Unable to save his wife and children from an assailant years before, he is primed for redemption when he meets Story, a mythical creature from another world that needs to be saved. Something deep inside tells him that he must rally the other residents of the apartment complex to save Story, having no idea the profound effects this will not only have on his own life, but the on the future of mankind.

03. Lynn Sear (Toni Collette) in THE SIXTH SENSE

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Lynn Sear (Toni Collette): Lynn Sear is the mother of Cole Sear (See his listing on our top 10). He confesses to her that he can see and talk to dead people. He then goes on to tell her her own mother once went to view her dance recital as a child, but she stood in the back so that Lynn couldn’t see her. He also gives her an answer to a question that she asks alone at her mothers grave. SPOOKY! Sear is a crucial role because she not only has to find help for her son, but has to pretend not to be creeped out by him!

02. David Dunn (Bruce Willis) in UNBREAKABLE

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While David is the hero of UNBREAKABLE, he enters the film as a melancholy middle-aged man staring vacantly ahead on a commuter train. Soon he catches the sight of a young woman’s bare tattooed torso and quickly removes his wedding band. After being rebuffed by the woman after a clumsy pass he earns the disapproving look of a tot in a seat nearby (and probably most of the audience). All in all, not very heroic behavior. David is soon jolted out his stupor when he becomes the sole survivor of a horrific train crash. In the aftermath of the accident, David is confused when he wakes up in a hospital. His good health should be cause for celebration for his family, but we see David and his wife, Audrey, unclasping hands after they are brought together by their young son. We learn that David wakes every day with a heavy sadness which may contribute to the strain on the marriage. Shortly his mind is opened up to new possibilities after a talk with Elijah Price. David realizes he may be meant for things beyond his job as a college football stadium security guard.

M. Night does a great job in showing how this character reacts to these new ideas. After initially dismissing and denying his discovered abilities, David decides to embrace them and take action. Even after learning of his weakness (or as Elijah puts it, his “kryptonite”) David becomes a fighter for justice. Like Tony Stark, he overcomes his flaws and triumphs. But as the ending reveals, his awakening has come at a terrible price. I hope that perhaps one day an enterprising publisher can bring us more tales of David Dunn. It would be interesting to see what’s become of David (or, is he now The Protector or Sentry-Man?).

01. Elijah Price/Mr. Glass (Samuel L. Jackson) in UNBREAKABLE

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Every good story of a hero needs a great villain and M. Night provides us with a memorable one in UNBREAKABLE’s Elijah Price (aka, Mr. Glass). As with the later Spider-Man films, this villain has a personal connection to the hero, David Dunn, and a back story full of tragedy. The film opens with a flashback to the birth of Price at a department store. There we learn of his condition (brittle bones that break on the slightest impact). Flash ahead a few years and we see a lonely boy sitting alone in front of a blank TV screen, his arm in a sling. He tells his mother of the schoolyard taunts (“They call me Mister Glass!”). His mother is finally able to coax him outside with the promise of a gift… the newest issue of Active Comics. We jump ahead to adulthood and Price has found a way to make a living with his love of heroic fantasy as the owner of a comic book art gallery called Limited Edition. This is where he meets David Dunn after leaving a note on his car during a church service for the train crash victims. It’s then that we finally see him happy at the possibility of discovering a real life super-hero.

What could have been a one note villain becomes a very sympathetic character as we witness his frustrations in dealing with his medical condition. A climb down subway stairs becomes a frightening trek down a mountain top. UNBREAKABLE is one of the few DVD’s that has a terrific deleted scene. We see Elijah again as a pre-teen sneaking away from Mom to a street fair and a ride on a Tilt-A-Whirl. It’s a shame M. Night had to leave it out of the final film, the scene shocks you then tears your heart out. It really shows us what a sad life he’s lived and adds to the horror of that final scene. Elijah Price also benefits from a great restrained performance from Samuel L. Jackson.

Geek Crush: Happy Birthday, M. Night Shyamalan!

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This marks the 10 year anniversary of “I see dead people.” That prophetic sentence was first uttered on August 6, 1999 with the release of the phenomenon, THE SIXTH SENSE, and the career of M. Night Shyamalan was truly born. Today is M. Night Shyamalan’s birthday and the 10th anniversary of THE SIXTH SENSE. Manoj Nelliyattu Shyamalan was born on August 6, 1970 in Pondicherry, India and after his birth, his parents, both doctors, moved the family to the United States where Night and his sister, Veena, grew up in the suburbs of Philadelphia. Night graduated from NYU film school and it was there that he made up the name “Night.” Shyamalan met his future wife, Bhavna Vaswani, a psychologist, in college. They married in 1993 and have two daughters.

Now while I realize that Night had previously directed PRAYING WITH ANGER (in film school) and WIDE AWAKE (1998), 1999’s THE SIXTH SENSE is assuredly his first successful foray into Hollywood. It tells the story about a boy who can communicate with the dead, desperately wanting the help of child psychologist, Bruce Willis, with underlying themes of faith and love of family. Make no mistake, it’s no coincidence that the film was released on Night’s birthday. Night totally believed in the film and thought that releasing it on his birthday was good luck. The movie eventually went on to do over $1 billion dollars in worldwide box office, TV rights, and DVD sales. It gave Night the right to final cut, when his movies would be released around the world, where he’d shoot his films, which actors would be hired, and how the trailers and posters would look. Most importantly, all his films would contain the “above the title credit “Written and Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.”

No other director can make that type of claim. THE SIXTH SENSE was nominated for six Academy Awards, including Best Director, Best Picture, Best Original Screenplay, Best Editing, Best Supporting Actor for Haley Joel Osment, and Best Supporting Actress for Toni Collette. It went 0 for 6 at the Oscars in 2000. The film’s worldwide gross was $672,806,292.

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It seemed like everyone held their collective breath with the release of Night’s next film, UNBREAKABLE (2000). Once again starring Bruce Willis, it was the story of a ordinary man who discovers that he’s a superhero and draws the correlation between the real world and comic book myth. UNBREAKABLE went on to gross $248,118,121 worldwide.

With the release of SIGNS (2002), Newsweek crowned Night as the next Spielberg on their August 5, 2002 cover – the first director EVER on the cover of Newsweek, I might add. Producer Frank Marshall said, “SIGNS was more about faith and less about invading aliens and crop circles.” Night made tons of money for Disney and its shareholders with a whopping $408,247,917 in worldwide ticket sales.

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The critics were like circling vultures, just waiting for Night to stumble and they thought he had with the release of THE VILLAGE (2004). An 1880’s village has to battle threats encircling them as well as within….what will bring out the dark side of people. Roger Ebert was beyond contempt when he wrote, “A colossal miscalculation, a movie based on a premise that cannot support it, a premise so transparent it would be laughable were the movie not so deadly solemn.” Jeez, why don’t you carve out the guy’s heart while you’re at it? It would see $256,697,520 worldwide.

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In 2006, sportswriter, Michael Bamberger released “The Man Who Heard Voices: Or, How M. Night Shyamalan Risked His Career on a Fairy Tale.” It was a must-read that summer for M. Night devotees (me included). In the book, told from Night’s point-of-view and with his full cooperation, Bamberger followed him around and watched the production of LADY IN THE WATER from beginning to end and provided a fascinating look at one of Hollywood’s most imaginative directors.

LADY IN THE WATER (2006) was Night’s bedtime story about about a mythical creature who comes in contact with the tenants of an apartment complex and that everything happens for a purpose.

Certainly the most interesting part of the book is when Disney gave Night the brush off, like he was some 3rd rate hack director, and were very critical of his LADY IN THE WATER script. Feeling like they were rejecting him, Night promptly walked right over to Warner Brothers. Bamberger let the readers into the heart-breaking, challenging time for Shyamalan – he went through a lot of emotional garbage.

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Okay, so LADY IN THE WATER was not your conventional 3-act play, but it was unique in that it was original and not some re-imagining or rehashing of someone else’s film. LADY IN THE WATER took in a modest $72,785,169.

THE HAPPENING (2008) was Night’s first R-rated movie and – shocker! – failed to impress most critics. Surprisingly, Roger Ebert loved the film and wrote, “Shyamalan’s approach is more effective than smash-and-grab plot-mongering…I suspect I’ll be in the minority in praising this film.” Night was very methodical in his story about the end of humans and how one man deals with his impending demise. Released on Friday the 13th, THE HAPPENING went on to gross $163,403,799 worldwide.

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After watching the series with his family, Night decided upon Nickelodeon’s THE LAST AIRBENDER as his next film. The first of the fantasy trilogy, THE LAST AIRBENDER will be released on July 2, 2010. As with all his other movies, it will be written, directed, and produced by M. Night Shyamalan.

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Some final points about the director. PRAYING WITH ANGER is the only one of Night’s films to be shot outside of Pennsylvania. Night is not afraid to cast himself in a cameo as Alfred Hitchcock always did in his films and he always collaborates with composer James Newton Howard for all his film scores. After the “gotcha” conclusion of THE SIXTH SENSE, Night’s name has become synonymous with the twist-ending. Even today, Shyamalan’s name alone still sells a movie and he has faith in everything he writes and directs. For an in-depth look at Night, check out this website on his films.

So from a fellow Leo, Happy Birthday to M. Night Shyamalan. “There Are No Coincidences.”

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WAMG Contest: ‘The Happening’

It’s Time to Experience The Happening Again!!!  Director M. Night Shyamalan’s (The Sixth Sense, Signs, Lady in the Water)  first R-rated feature… and it scared the bejeesus outta me!! The rest of the M. Night haters can zip it…

In honor of Halloween…what scares you?? Send us a picture of whatever that may be… whether it’s your neighbor’s dog, your basement at night, your dentist’s chair, your cell phone bill… any kind of picture… get creative. (And for you smart-alecs, no pictures of any of M. Night’s other movies like The Village). Final giveaway Halloween week.

3rd place: CD soundtrack
2nd place: DVD of the movie
Grand Prize: DVD and a Survival Pack to help you thru the movie!

Here are some pictures of the prizes:

Please send all entries to contest@wearemoviegeeks.com

‘The Happening’ … not so happening anymore.

Look at the sad, depressed expression on their faces… its not because its the end of the world (well maybe M Night’s), its because ‘The Happening’ had a 67% drop off in numbers this week. That is depressing for all you Shyamalan minions. Hey Michelle..who called that one?!

M. Night didn’t make a cameo in ‘The Happening’ …

… or, did he? Perhaps this time M. decided not to show his face (because the movie was so bad) and lent his voice instead? A lot of people are hearing that the voice that is “Joey” in the movie … is actually M. Night Shyamalan’s voice. What do you guys think about that?

Review: ‘The Happening’

Ram Man:

M.Night Shayamalan is back with his first “R” rated feature film …”The Happening” . This film has been cloaked in secrecy since production wrapped. Rumors leaked from a disgruntled projectionist that it was horrible. Everyone says Night’s career is riding on this…He will be fine! If you want to be surprised by what happens in the Happening read this after you see it and see if you agree with me (spoilers coming).

The Happening jumps right into it! The first scene in the movie has a pair of women in Central Park talking on a bench, when all of the sudden one takes a hair pin out a drives it into her own neck! People then begin to fall of buildings and drive cars of the road and die by the thousands. The Happening stars Mark Wahlberg and Zooey Dechanel as a married couple Elliot and Alma Moore. Their relationship “on the rocks” they must try to fix it while staying alive from the invisible force of death. Elliot and Alma together with their friend Julian (John Leguizamo) attempt to leave the city to a safer are outside the hot zone. Soon the force takes over the eastern coast of the country and out group finds themselves stranded in rural Pennsylvania. (I figured any kind of deadly force would be too bored to go to rural Pennsylvania).

After the large cities are decimated people begin to be affected in the smaller communities including the one Elloit and Alma are hold up in. Julian , once he loses contact with his wife leaves to go back to the city to find her (Noooooooo). Can you say Goner? By this time authorities have rule out terrorism and have no Idea what is causing this. Elliot , a science teacher, begins to believe a theory of this old farmer that the plants and trees are turning on us. I now expect to hear a chorus of “Trees” by Rush. Still on the run Elliot and Alma take up residence with a crazy old woman (Betty Buckley from eight is enough) and intended to wait it out and stay alive til this is over.

That is where the movie stops..and the ending takes over. The movie is thrilling and bloodier than anything M.Night has done before. The death scenes are great. My personal fave is a scene in Princeton NJ., Julian riding in a car on a suburban street, where people are hanging from trees like human Christmas ornaments. The movie was good but then he had to end it….that’s where you lose me. Like in his past films (Village & Lady in the Water) the end of his film ruins the ride you have taken up to that point. I’m not going to give it all away but I just have to quote an old TV slogan …Don’t mess with Mother Nature! The film is ok for DVD rental or catch it at a matinee.

I hold M.Night Shaymalan up to a higher mark with his past films (Six Sense, Unbreakable,Signs) and this one is still in that same rut with the Village. I do give him credit for night repeating or falling into the sequel trap. M.Night fans will go see this film and say I’m nuts. But the average movie goer will leave the theater and just say “Huh????”

Travis:

I know I’ve been shunned for having positive opinions for movies that the mass movie-going audience has found repulsively, unforgivably bad … so they say. But that’s the beauty of it … I don’t care. I think M. Night Shyamalan is a talented filmmaker and a promising storyteller. I’m not suggesting everything he does is perfect, but I believe the reason he gets crucified so often is because he’s doing something outside the box.

The Happening is a great sci-fi thriller that deals with a contemporary issue in a creative and entertaining way. What I admire about Shyamalan as a filmmaker is that he chooses to break out of the Hollywood mold [even if he does occasionally get stuck in his own mold] and he makes an effort to tell stories in a way that is fresh. I also respect him for doing his homework in writing an interesting story. The scientific “theory” presented in The Happening is based in relevant scientific concepts and addresses an issue that many, including myself, feel is important.

Like all of Shyamalan’s films, The Happening is rooted in suspense and the fear of the unknown. We can’t fault him for that, as its what he does. It would be like faulting Ingmar Bergman for making beautiful but depressing films … its what he did. I’m not going to start throwing Oscar comments out there, simply because there’s nothing in the movie that warrants any Oscar discussion. So, don’t worry about that. However, I feel this is a solid film that will find its audience amongst the fans who keep an open mind. The performances were perfect in that they served their purpose. This movie wasn’t about the characters, but rather about an idea. Wahlberg was convincing … serious and straight most of the time, emotional when necessary and even dabbled in light humor when called for. Zooey Deschanel … well, don’t get me started with her. I mean, those eyes … [*snap out of it*]

Sorry. Where was I … Oh, the cinematography and the score also carried this same relative characteristic of being subtle and appropriate, masterful on their own but maintaining a humble symbiosis with the film. There’s an organic quality to the flow of the story which is fitting, given the idea behind the incredible events taking place. I suppose the only thing I can really nit-pick about [if I must] is the somewhat convenient circumstance by which Elliot (Wahlberg), Alma (Deschanel) and Jess (Sanchez) manage to survive The Happening. Its a brief distraction, which is followed by the true ending to the film … which actually further illustrates my point that the story isn’t about Elliot and Alma. This is a very good film … I dare you to see it and really think about it. If you’ve already seen it and hated it … I triple-dog-dare you to watch it again without the blinders.

4 1/2 out of 5

Scott:

This movie is being promoted as the greatest B movie ever by Mr M Night, and I have to say..This movie isnt even the greatest D movie ever. This is your typical M Night crap..strange occurrences that have no explanation and the ending is just a big let down. If I wanted to walk away unfulfilled I would have went and watched a Uwe Boll movie, I might have scored it better.

1 out of 5.

[rating: 2.5/5]

Brian O’Halloran in ‘The Happening’

We stole this from our Horror Site:

Yesterday, I was checking out Brian O’Halloran (Dante from Clerks/Clerks II) on IMDB and noticed that apparently he has a small cameo role as a Convertible Driver. Let me say that I absolutely love Brian, and I am stoked that he has some sort of role in this. However I am just hoping this is something M. Night asked him to do, and not him begging for work. We will see I guess …

‘The Happening’ gets psychedelic …

Nice tag line … Sensed it, The  Signs … funny. The poster is kind of hard to look at … but good at the same time. As it gets closer, I am starting to get really excited about this movie! Thanks to our buddies at MoviesOnline for this sweet hookup.

I know I have howled on M Night’s endings before, but I am just hoping this one isnt a let down, or I dont feel cheated.

What’s Happening? “The Happening”. Ugh.

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And the early award for most ambiguous, least affecting title of 2008 goes to: M. Night Shyamalan and his upcoming film The Happening. Due out this very summer (wow!), it stars Mark Wahlberg as a man trying to keep his family together during a natural crisis affecting life on the planet. That crisis apparently in some part involves turning people into lemmings. Here’s the trailer, go ahead and watch it, I’ll wait for you.

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Kind of reminds me of 2002’s Suicide Club (Jisatsu Saakuru), that Japanese horror film that opens with like 50 Japanese school girls holding hands as they all jump in front of a train. But maybe that’s just me. Either way, M. Night Shamalan gets a lot of grief from people, so I’ll cut him a break and say that Mark Wahlberg was a good choice at least. Oh, and that Zooey Deschanel too. Someone told me there was talk a long time ago about casting her as Harley Quinn in the The Dark Knight. That might’ve been a little too perfect for my simple mind to handle.

Anyways, while you wait for M. Night to wow you with another wild twist this summer or simply try to find some way in your mind to get excited about this film, why don’t you go watch The Sixth Sense or Unbreakable again and hope that M. Night manages something close. He’s trying to make you happy people, he’s really trying.