New Poster For Marlon Wayans’ A HAUNTED HOUSE Arrives

Do these guys above look like they can face ghosts in a haunted house? I’ll let you decide. Open Road Films has released the new poster for Marlon Wayans’ comedy – A HAUNTED HOUSE – in theaters on January 11th. A HAUNTED HOUSE (starring Marlon Wayans, Essence Atkins, Cedric The Entertainer, Nick Swardson, David Koechner and Affion Crocket) is an outrageous homage to Paranormal Activity, The Devil Inside and other hauntingly-creepy “found footage” movies.

A HAUNTED HOUSE features young couple Malcolm (Marlon Wayans) and Kisha (Essence Atkins) who have just moved in to their dream house. As they settle in, they quickly find they’re not alone. But it’s not the house that’s haunted, it’s Malcolm’s girlfriend who is possessed by a demon. Malcolm hires everyone from a priest to modern day ghostbusters to rid her of this unwelcome intruder, determined not to let the evil spirit ruin his relationship… or, more importantly, his sex life.

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Marlon Wayans Stars In Open Road Films’ A HAUNTED HOUSE Trailer

See Marlon Wayans in A HAUNTED HOUSE, creeping into theaters January 11, 2013. Known for the SCARY MOVIES franchise, Wayans tweeted. “A HAUNTED HOUSE is special to me. It’s my first venture on my own as a writer/producer/creator/star thK god for my great cast & team RA & MT.” The comedy is directed by Michael Tiddes who’s worked with the Wayans Brothers on LITTLEMAN and WHITE CHICKS.

In an outrageous send up of the Paranormal Activity movies, The Devil Inside and other “found footage” movies, A HAUNTED HOUSE features young couple Malcolm (Marlon Wayans) and Kisha (Essence Atkins) who have just moved in to their dream house. As they settle in, they quickly find they’re not alone. But it’s not the house that’s haunted, it’s Malcolm’s girlfriend who is possessed by a demon. Malcolm hires everyone from a priest to modern day ghostbusters to rid her of this unwelcome intruder, determined not to let the evil spirit ruin his relationship… or, more importantly, his sex life.

A HAUNTED HOUSE stars Marlon Wayans, Essence Atkins, Cedric The Entertainer, Nick Swardson, David Koechner and Affion Crocket.

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Review: MARMADUKE

Based on the comic strip, MARMADUKE is the latest family-friendly, beginning of the summer offering from 20th Century Fox. The big, lovable Great Dane finds his voice in none other than MARLEY AND ME’s Owen Wilson. After receiving a job offer from organic dog food president Don Twombly (William H. Macy), ambitious father, Phil Winslow (Lee Pace), uproots his Kansas family, along with Marmaduke and the loopy, family cat (George Lopez), and moves them to the O.C. What person, and canine, wouldn’t want to leave the midwest for a house complete with a pool, a million dollar ocean view and a big doggie door?

The “Duke” is living large in Southern California, but finds hanging with the four-legged friends at the dog park where Phil now works won’t be easy. Being a bumbling fool of a dog, he fits right in with the mixed-breed pack of made up of tomboy, Peppermint Patty-like Maize (Emma Stone), nerdy Raisin (Steve Coogan) and jittery Giuseppe (Christopher Mintz-Plasse). No matter how hard Marmaduke tries to be part of the popular crowd, he’s constantly hounded by the park’s Alpha Male, Bosco (Kiefer Sutherland) and his minions, twins Lightning and Thunder (Marlon Wayans and Damon Wayans Jr.). Added to the story is the love triangle between Duke, the pure-bred Collie, Jezebel (Fergie), and Maize. Even a surfing competition and subsequent pooch party at his family’s home to prove he can run with the pedigrees goes awry and Phil banishes Marmaduke to a stormy night out in the backyard.

Just when Marmaduke feels all is lost and runs away, an outcasted English Mastiff and true hero of the film, Chupadogra (in his baritone voice, Sam Elliott), comes to rescue and reminds him of the love of his family. Marmaduke is even more determined to return home when he walks by a slew of tv’s in a department store window playing, what else, the 1957 Disney movie, OLD YELLER. MARMADUKE is filled with all the usual doggie cliches and director Tom Dey offered every treat available to the visual effects department ensuring that every furry pet in the film walk, talk, and even ride a wave via CGI. Young and old, this film will appeal to every animal lover.

From 20th Century Fox, the studio that brought you CATS AND DOGS, G-FORCE, ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS, BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA, RACING STRIPES…you get the idea, MARMADUKE is rated PG for rude humor, including a farting dog, and language. The film has a running time of 87 mins. and will be in theatres on Friday, June 4th.

Canine-Friendly Rating: 3 paws out of 5

Eddie Murphy is Not RICHARD PRYOR. Marlon Wayans Is.

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I have said time and time again that the one Wayans Brother that I give the most credit to is Marlon Wayans.  Sure, the guy likes to have some fun with the family now and then with movies like ‘White Chicks,’ but he can turn on the acting juices when they need to be turned on.  So, it doesn’t bother me in the least to read at HitFix that Wayans has replaced Eddie Murphy in a biopic on legendary comedian Richard Pryor’s life.

To be directed by ‘Dreamgirls’ director Bill Condon, the film, tentatively titled ‘Richard Pryor,’ is still a long way from seeing the light of day.  Most of the cast has yet to be filled, and, though Adam Sandler’s Happy Madison has come on board to produce, the film has evidently lost its distribution through Paramount and Fox Searchlight.  Chris Rock is also joining the project as a producer.

If all goes well, ‘Richard Pryor’ is expected to begin production sometime in the spring.

‘White Chicks 2’ On the Way

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You know you wanted more.  Why else would you have gone to see ‘Dance Flick’ giving the Wayans’ clan more money?  So that studios know how profitable they are, and so ‘White Chicks 2’ would get a greenlight.  That’s what The Hollywood Reporter is saying, anyway.

I, personally, never saw ‘White Chicks,’ so I am guessing by this news that the first film didn’t end ‘Butch and Sundance’ style with Marlon and Shawn Wayans going out in a hail of bullets.  They will be returning to star in this proposed sequel.  Keenen Ivory is directing, and all three of the brothes are writing it.

The original ‘White Chicks’ scored $113 million worldwide when it was released in 2004.  That is against a $37-million budget.  Earlier this year, ‘Dance Flick’ broke even with $25 million.  ‘White Chicks 2’ is to be produed by Rick Alvarez and Joe Roth under the Roth Films banner.

‘GI Joe’s Poster Goes International

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Who is that masked Cobra in the top right?  Is it Cobra Commander?  Is it an early version of Destro’s silver head?  Is it me, or does Sienna Miller not even look like Sienna Miller there?  She looks more like some airbrushed, ’80s, goth version of Mila Kunis holding ray guns.  Could we make Snake Eyes any less prominent?  And why is Channing Tatum turning away from us?  Is he ashamed to be here?

Seriously, last question.  Is this film so friggin’ huge that it needs two taglines?  I can understand the one about “when all else fails,” but, honestly, does Cobra really need their own tagline?  One so lame, to boot.

This international poster fails.  Sort out that conundrum.

Source: Empire

Review: ‘Dance Flick’

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There was a mistake the Wayans family made in naming their new comedy ‘Dance Flick.’   Granted, they started this whole mess by naming their first endeavor into ridiculous comedy ‘Scary Movie.’   That started a cavalcade of ridiculous comedies with horrendously vague titles like ‘Epic Movie,’ ‘Date Movie,’ and ‘Disaster Movie.’   That trifecta of bad to worse to worse-est (‘Meet the Spartans’ falls somewhere in that range, as well) was culminated from the brain stems of Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg, and the comedy in those films seems to be siphoned from the mere presence of pop culture references.

The movies Seltzer and Friedberg have put into theaters all over the planet should make even the most casual of cinephiles   angry.   The fact that those films continue to receive funding from major studios should have independent filmmakers all over the world crying out in absurd anger.   However, if there is any, one thing that we can gather from the creation and release of films like ‘Epic Movie’ and ‘Disaster Movie,’ it’s that they make films like ‘Dance Flick’ tolerable.

‘Dance Flick’ is by no means a high form of comedy.   Do all the jokes work?   Not by a long shot.   The ratio of good jokes to bad jokes in ‘Dance Flick’ is about 1:1.   There is as much bad in this movie as there is good, but, honestly, that’s a helluva lot more good than you might expect going in.

The movie paints its pop culture references with a broad brush, not settling on having an Amy Winehouse lookalike run across screen for a few meandering laughs.   The entire premise of the movie is mocking ‘Save the Last Dance,’ the hokey melodrama from eight years ago, but it also pokes fun at ‘Step Up,’ ‘Fame,’ and any number of other, dance-related dramas.

In ‘Dance Flick,’ Shoshana Bush plays Megan, the Julia Stiles counterpart, who goes to live with her deadbeat father in the inner-city after her mother is killed in a car accident.   She begins to attend a new high school where every class seems to be preparing its students for Juilliard.   Megan falls for the street smart, Thomas, played by Damon Wayans, Jr., who begins to show her the ropes of how to represent in the streets.

There are a few moments of humor that rely too heavily on pop culture to drive them.   At one point, a woman is being hit left and right by vehicles, and the license plates on the cars range from ‘LINDSAY’ to ‘HALLE.’   In that last vehicle, a Halle Berry lookalike jumps out in a torn Catwoman outfit.   A small subplot involves a blind character named Ray.   A late scene parodies ‘Twilight.’   But it’s not satisfied with just showing these pop culture references to its audience and expect them to find the humor within them on their own terms.

Luckily, the film actually incorporates jokes that it throws at its audience with reckless abandon.   The movie really plays on the law of averages in terms of the quantity of its jokes.   The mere fact that director Damien Wayans and the screenwriters (every other 2nd generation Wayans in the clan) are making an effort to drive their comedy with actual jokes is merit enough.

This doesn’t mean ‘Dance Flick’ is a great comedy.   It’s not even really a good one.   With comedies like this, it’s hard to rag on the intricacies of plot and logistics.   Not even the classic, ridiculous comedies such as ‘Naked Gun’ and ‘Airplane!’ had completely cohesive narratives.   The creative force behind those films, David Zucker and Jim Abrahams, did, however, know how to utilize the comedy they had.   Nothing even remotely humorous was short-changed in any of those films.   This is a fact the Wayans miss completely with ‘Dance Flick.’

The funniest part of ‘Dance Flick,’ really the only aspect that could be considered a serious stand-out, is Marlon Wayans’ small role as Mr. Moody, the drama teacher.   Mr. Moody is an actor so in love with his craft, he is willing to lose his manhood (twice) for it.   Unfortunately, Mr. Moody and his crazy acting resume are only given one scene that lasts all of six minutes.   It should have been expanded.

Likewise, there are a number of other humorous aspects that the film seems to cheat out of more screen time.   David Alan Grier as Sugar Bear is given a decent amount of screen time, but even at that, it feels he could have been utilized more.   I can’t help but feel there are scenes upon scenes of Chris Elliott as Megan’s leech of a father that were left on the editing room floor.   The same goes for Shawn Wayans as the Baby Daddy of Megan’s newest friend, Charity, played by Essence Atkins.   Most of the comedy that stems from this subplot are telegraphed from a mile away, but they still make you laugh.

The film is just over 80 minutes long, and the last third of it feels completely rushed.   It’s as if the Wayans felt the need to logically finish the story at hand even though all the humor involved throws logic right out the window.   But it’s more than just logically trying to end the film.   Even ridiculous comedies like this benefit from a cohesive structure.   It just feels like after culminating 75 minutes of comedy together, they decided they had to throw the logical ending to the story in to finish it out.

If there is to be a breakout from ‘Dance Flick,’ it is going to be Damon Wayans, Jr., who has an impressive sense of timing and physical manipulation.   He is his father’s son, and even the most lame jokes become somewhat humorous with him driving them.

‘Dance Flick,’ while far from a throwback to the days of Zucker and Abrahams, is a humorous film.   Even those who are sickened by the thought of another film by   Seltzer and Friedberg will find certain elements in ‘Dance Flick’ they can laugh at.   It is not great comedy, and it is a long way from being even a good film.   While not exactly a glowing recommendation, I can say there is just enough decency from ‘Dance Flick’s creators and actors to keep it from being a complete waste of time.

Overall: 2.5 out of 5

‘GI Joe’ Trailer Does Wonders for French Relations

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Not exactly sure what to make of this.   On one hand, it’s typical, Stephen Sommers’ CG explosions, loud explosions, green explosions (the guy’s got a thing for green explosions), and basically every, silly element that makes ‘Van Helsing’ the hated film it is today.

On the other hand, it’s friggin’ ‘GI Joe,’ people.   It’s Snake Eyes leaping from a flipping (literally flipping.   That’s no euphemism.)   SUV to land, picture-perfect on top of another car.   It’s Cobra tearing ass through Paris, collapsing the Eiffel Tower on top of screaming, fleeing, French people.   It’s Mr. Eko telling Marlon Wayans exactly where he can stick his accelerator suit.

Just see it for yourself:

‘GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra’ comes out on August 7th.   The population of Paris, France gets cut in half August 8th.

Source: Allocine

Marlon Wayans to Spend a ‘Year Living Biblically’

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I don’t really mind talking about Marlon Wayans and his upcoming projects. Â  He’s had his sure-misses, but he’s really the only Wayans brother who has shown he can act when his life seems to depend on it. Â  Hopefully he can pull off some decent producing along with that acting as he next takes on the nonfiction book ‘The Year of Living Biblically.’

Written by A.J. Jacobs, ‘The Year of Living Biblically,’ the book tells of the year Jacobs spent attempting to live his life by Old and New Testament rules. Â  Wayans will star and will produce along with Plan B Films. Â  Julian Farino (“Entourage” and “The Office”) is attached to direct.

Source: THR