CARMEN (2023) – Review

Alright, you eager Summer movie blockbuster fans, cool your jets. There will be plenty of fast cars, fist fights, and superheroes headed your way in the next couple of months. For now, we can settle down for a bit of culture, a deep dive into high art. Oh, but don’t be fooled by the title, this isn’t a literal translation of the centuries-old Bizet opera. Nor is it the 50’s revamp that starred the much-missed Harry Belafonte. True, there’s a song or two, but the main mode of communication, aside from the dialogue, is dance. No tutus are seen, as it’s a gritty tale of murder of desire along the much-in-the-news Southern border involving a vet named Aidan on the US side, and on the other side, a sultry young beauty on the run named CARMEN.

And the opening scenes are set on her side, near the tiny home she shares with her mother, far away from any village. Um, I should say “shared” as Carmen (Melissa Barrera) returns there moments after a tragic event. After throwing a few belongings in a bag, she hurries to meet up with a truck headed to the border. And on that side we meet Aidan (Paul Mescal), a recently returned soldier (two stints), who’s adrift, either sweating daily boxing workouts or hanging with his old pals (though he’s now sober as he deals with PTS).. His sister urges him to head into town that night to be a volunteer observer for the border patrol (which could lead to a formal job with them). Unfortunately, he’s paired with a local “hare trigger” who has no intention of “calling it in” if he spots some illegals. He gets his chance when he spots a truck that’s broken down, with Carmen in the back. After the burst of violence, she hops into a working vehicle, just as Aidan jumps in the cargo bed. The two strangers are on the run, certain that the authorities are close behind. Yet, somehow they make it to LA, where Carmen is reunited with her aunt, Masilda (Rossy de Palma), who runs a neighborhood dance center. Masilda offers the talented Carmen a job there along with a room for her and Aidan, He needs cash to disappear into the night, and a friend tells him of an illegal underground boxing club. But can he score the big cash prize? And will he want to leave Carmen after they’ve fallen in love, a romance that may be cut short by a dogged plainclothes cop on their trail?

Though perhaps best known for her lead role in the last two entries of the SCREAM franchise, Barrera impresses with her movement skills as the haunted dancer at the center of this story. Her gestures and intense posing, often with piercing stares, draw us into her inner turmoil. Mescal makes an excellent partner, whether in a dancing duet or in the volatile verbal exchanges as they try to pierce each other’s protective emotional armor. Aidan’s may be harder than hers as his hallucinations hint at the horror he’s endured and his realization that there’s no going back. Making the most of her break from her work with Pedro Almodovar, de Palma is a riveting visual icon as her Msilda hovers over most of the drama, as though an observing titan. She comes back to Earth with her nurturing tender rapport with her adored niece. Another striking dance performance is provided by the fierce Marina Tamayo as Carmen’s doomed mama, who chooses to stare down the “devil’ rather than submit and betray. And Elsa Pataky is magnetic as the glowing blonde angel behind the bar, Gabrielle.


This marks the feature film directing debut of acclaimed choreographer Benjamin Millepied (BLACK SWAN), who has crafted some stunning dance sequences while giving the film a unique dreamscape look and feel. Fire erupts in the desert in the dead of night along with a shower of sparks near a traveling carnival (perhaps a roadside mirage). Glowing pastel neon cuts through the midnight darkness, leading to the Oz-like LA dance haven. There is a script from Lisa Loomer, Loic Barrere, and Alexander Dinelaris adapting the Prosper Merimee novel, but much more care is devoted to the sights and sounds, rather than giving us much of a motivation for many characters, as they have hazy backstories (why must Carmen flee). A lot of it is predictable, and the big final act showdown is confusing and a tad anticlimactic with sudden location shifts and fast-forward images. The music and dance are quite distinctive, but the narrative is “waiting in the wings” in the politically charged allegories surrounding CARMEN.

2 Out of 4

CARMEN is now playing in select theatres

‘White Chicks 2’ On the Way

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You know you wanted more.  Why else would you have gone to see ‘Dance Flick’ giving the Wayans’ clan more money?  So that studios know how profitable they are, and so ‘White Chicks 2’ would get a greenlight.  That’s what The Hollywood Reporter is saying, anyway.

I, personally, never saw ‘White Chicks,’ so I am guessing by this news that the first film didn’t end ‘Butch and Sundance’ style with Marlon and Shawn Wayans going out in a hail of bullets.  They will be returning to star in this proposed sequel.  Keenen Ivory is directing, and all three of the brothes are writing it.

The original ‘White Chicks’ scored $113 million worldwide when it was released in 2004.  That is against a $37-million budget.  Earlier this year, ‘Dance Flick’ broke even with $25 million.  ‘White Chicks 2’ is to be produed by Rick Alvarez and Joe Roth under the Roth Films banner.

Discuss: What Will Do Better This Weekend, ‘Night at the Museum 2’ or ‘Terminator Salvation’?

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Which is gonna win out?   Ben Stiller, Amerlia Earhart, and Teddy Roosevelt, or a whole bunch of T-600s and a wrathful Christian Bale?   On the surface, it seems like a pretty done deal.   ‘Terminator’ could surely kick ‘Museum’s ass, right?   Don’t be quick to decide on that one.

‘Terminator 3’ opened with just over $44 million when it was released on July 2nd, 2003.   That was 4th of July weekend, too.   When the first ‘Night at the Museum’ was released on the weekend before Christmas, 2006, it made just over $30 million.   Transport both of these franchises over to the end of May, and you can shave a little off ‘Terminator’s take and add it onto ‘Museum’s.

Of course, we already have some numbers in.   ‘Terminator Salvation’ was, actually, released yesterday, May 21st, and it took in $13.3 million on over 35oo screen.   ‘Museum’ opens today, the 22nd, on over 4000 screens, and that’s including a few hundred on IMAX.

Now, if you take into account the star power each film has, then you have a whole, different ballgame.   Christian Bale’s last movie, which I’m sure you saw four or five times, was ‘The Dark Knight,’ which opened to $158 million.   Stiller’s last movie was ‘Madagascar 2,’ which opened with $63 million.   These are two massive openings, neither of which, I’m sure, ‘Terminator’ nor ‘Museum’ will even come close to touching.   You can’t really attribute ‘The Dark Knight’s success to Bale, and you really can’t give Stiller much credit for the success of ‘Madagascar.’   However, if you are calculating star power, those were the figures for each of these actor’s last films.

Whichever film comes out on top, whether it be ‘Terminator Salvation’ or ‘Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian,’ this is sure to be a huge weekend for movies.   You still have ‘Star Trek’ moving strong, and ‘Angels & Demons’ probably won’t drop off all that much.     This all goes without even mentioning the new release of ‘Dance Flick,’ which, on 2400 screen should be able to make change somewhere in the low $20 millions.

Drop us a comment below.   What do you think will come out on top this weekend?   Which of these films are you more looking forward to?   Will you be seeing ‘Night at the Museum 2’ on the IMAX?

Here is the way I see the weekend breaking down:

  • ‘Terminator Salvation’ – $71 million
  • ‘Night at the Museum 2’ – $62 million
  • ‘Star Trek’ -$27 million
  • ‘Dance Flick’ -$22
  • ‘Angels & Demons’ – $21

Give out your numbers in the comment section below.

Review: ‘Dance Flick’

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There was a mistake the Wayans family made in naming their new comedy ‘Dance Flick.’   Granted, they started this whole mess by naming their first endeavor into ridiculous comedy ‘Scary Movie.’   That started a cavalcade of ridiculous comedies with horrendously vague titles like ‘Epic Movie,’ ‘Date Movie,’ and ‘Disaster Movie.’   That trifecta of bad to worse to worse-est (‘Meet the Spartans’ falls somewhere in that range, as well) was culminated from the brain stems of Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg, and the comedy in those films seems to be siphoned from the mere presence of pop culture references.

The movies Seltzer and Friedberg have put into theaters all over the planet should make even the most casual of cinephiles   angry.   The fact that those films continue to receive funding from major studios should have independent filmmakers all over the world crying out in absurd anger.   However, if there is any, one thing that we can gather from the creation and release of films like ‘Epic Movie’ and ‘Disaster Movie,’ it’s that they make films like ‘Dance Flick’ tolerable.

‘Dance Flick’ is by no means a high form of comedy.   Do all the jokes work?   Not by a long shot.   The ratio of good jokes to bad jokes in ‘Dance Flick’ is about 1:1.   There is as much bad in this movie as there is good, but, honestly, that’s a helluva lot more good than you might expect going in.

The movie paints its pop culture references with a broad brush, not settling on having an Amy Winehouse lookalike run across screen for a few meandering laughs.   The entire premise of the movie is mocking ‘Save the Last Dance,’ the hokey melodrama from eight years ago, but it also pokes fun at ‘Step Up,’ ‘Fame,’ and any number of other, dance-related dramas.

In ‘Dance Flick,’ Shoshana Bush plays Megan, the Julia Stiles counterpart, who goes to live with her deadbeat father in the inner-city after her mother is killed in a car accident.   She begins to attend a new high school where every class seems to be preparing its students for Juilliard.   Megan falls for the street smart, Thomas, played by Damon Wayans, Jr., who begins to show her the ropes of how to represent in the streets.

There are a few moments of humor that rely too heavily on pop culture to drive them.   At one point, a woman is being hit left and right by vehicles, and the license plates on the cars range from ‘LINDSAY’ to ‘HALLE.’   In that last vehicle, a Halle Berry lookalike jumps out in a torn Catwoman outfit.   A small subplot involves a blind character named Ray.   A late scene parodies ‘Twilight.’   But it’s not satisfied with just showing these pop culture references to its audience and expect them to find the humor within them on their own terms.

Luckily, the film actually incorporates jokes that it throws at its audience with reckless abandon.   The movie really plays on the law of averages in terms of the quantity of its jokes.   The mere fact that director Damien Wayans and the screenwriters (every other 2nd generation Wayans in the clan) are making an effort to drive their comedy with actual jokes is merit enough.

This doesn’t mean ‘Dance Flick’ is a great comedy.   It’s not even really a good one.   With comedies like this, it’s hard to rag on the intricacies of plot and logistics.   Not even the classic, ridiculous comedies such as ‘Naked Gun’ and ‘Airplane!’ had completely cohesive narratives.   The creative force behind those films, David Zucker and Jim Abrahams, did, however, know how to utilize the comedy they had.   Nothing even remotely humorous was short-changed in any of those films.   This is a fact the Wayans miss completely with ‘Dance Flick.’

The funniest part of ‘Dance Flick,’ really the only aspect that could be considered a serious stand-out, is Marlon Wayans’ small role as Mr. Moody, the drama teacher.   Mr. Moody is an actor so in love with his craft, he is willing to lose his manhood (twice) for it.   Unfortunately, Mr. Moody and his crazy acting resume are only given one scene that lasts all of six minutes.   It should have been expanded.

Likewise, there are a number of other humorous aspects that the film seems to cheat out of more screen time.   David Alan Grier as Sugar Bear is given a decent amount of screen time, but even at that, it feels he could have been utilized more.   I can’t help but feel there are scenes upon scenes of Chris Elliott as Megan’s leech of a father that were left on the editing room floor.   The same goes for Shawn Wayans as the Baby Daddy of Megan’s newest friend, Charity, played by Essence Atkins.   Most of the comedy that stems from this subplot are telegraphed from a mile away, but they still make you laugh.

The film is just over 80 minutes long, and the last third of it feels completely rushed.   It’s as if the Wayans felt the need to logically finish the story at hand even though all the humor involved throws logic right out the window.   But it’s more than just logically trying to end the film.   Even ridiculous comedies like this benefit from a cohesive structure.   It just feels like after culminating 75 minutes of comedy together, they decided they had to throw the logical ending to the story in to finish it out.

If there is to be a breakout from ‘Dance Flick,’ it is going to be Damon Wayans, Jr., who has an impressive sense of timing and physical manipulation.   He is his father’s son, and even the most lame jokes become somewhat humorous with him driving them.

‘Dance Flick,’ while far from a throwback to the days of Zucker and Abrahams, is a humorous film.   Even those who are sickened by the thought of another film by   Seltzer and Friedberg will find certain elements in ‘Dance Flick’ they can laugh at.   It is not great comedy, and it is a long way from being even a good film.   While not exactly a glowing recommendation, I can say there is just enough decency from ‘Dance Flick’s creators and actors to keep it from being a complete waste of time.

Overall: 2.5 out of 5

There’s One i In ‘Dance Flick’

The Wayans Brothers have a new movie coming out called Dance Flick. Notice how it’s not called Dance Movie. That is the Wayans distancing themselves as far as possible from Friedberg/ Seltzer Movie. So what’s the deal with this flick, should we be upset about another spoof? I don’t think so because it was inevitable that the Dance movie craze would be lampooned sooner or later and at least we get the guys who did the first two Scary Movies and not the guys who did Meet the Epic Date Disaster Movie. (And yes, I know Friedberg/Seltzer were involved in Scary Movie but I really don’t think a single thing they wrote made it in to that film.)

Heres the trailer…

While nothing in this trailer really had me laughing, I do like the exchange about there being no I in team, hence the title of this post. Plus, there is at least one scene that is guaranteed to be funny because Chris Elliott has a cameo in the flick. If the Wayans showed us anything with Scary Movie 2, it’s that they know how to perfectly utilize Chris Elliott’s unique brand of humor.

So what do you guys think? Are you going to see it? How many Wayans Brothers are there? And where the hell is that baby’s umbilical cord?

Jerry Cavallaro – www.AreYouStuckLikeChuck.com