TRUTH – The Review

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By Cate Marquis

TRUTH examines the events around the 2004 “60 Minutes” report on then president George W. Bush’s military service, which led to Dan Rather’s resignation and producer Mary Mapes’ firing. But in truth, the film is as much about the pitfalls of news reporting under the pressure of the 24-hour news cycle, and journalism’s traditional mission, the search for truth. Viewers may think they already know this story but, like the document at the center, not all is what it seems, and the truth is more complicated.

Robert Redford plays Dan Rather and Cate Blanchett plays his long-time producer Mary Mapes, in this drama based on Mapes’ book “Truth and Duty: The Press, The President, and The Privilege of Power.” The report, which aired in the heated atmosphere of a presidential election, purported to show that George W. Bush not only used family connections to obtain a slot in the National Guard, avoiding service in Vietnam during that war, but was actually AWOL during part of his service. The document that was shown as proof of the later was immediately scrutinized and questioned by people on the internet, the first case of citizen journalists vetting a news report. The resulting firestorm of questions uncovered flaws in the reporting, undermined Rather’s reputation and lost Mapes her job.

Response to this film is likely to be divided, based mostly on how the viewer feels about Dan Rather. Just as many were prepared to believe the document that Rather reported on had been fabricated by biased reporters, or a least by their source, bent on bringing down the president as soon as the internet questions surfaced (just as others were eager to believe it on face value), there will be those who do not want to see this film and risk the possibility there is something more complex underneath. But the curious, the more open-minded or those concerned about the state of journalism in this country would do well to give TRUTH a look.

Mapes produced the “60 Minutes” segment that exposed the Abu Ghraib torture scandal, which won her an Peabody award – or at least CBS, after they fired her. She is the real focus of this film, not Rather, and the story is told from her viewpoint.

Topher Grace plays Mike Smith and Dennis Quaid portrays Lt. Colonel Roger Charles, two of Mapes’ research team, whose cross-cultural bickering provide much of the comic relief in the film.

Director and scriptwriter James Vanderbilt uses a restrained tone, evoking earlier films about journalism like ALL THE PRESIDENT’S MEN, although this is a very different kind of story. The film takes a straight-forward approach to events, starting with the seed of the story, and detailing the pressures of getting a story out in a timely manner while doing due diligence on fact-checking.

The document a source had brought to Mapes was a copy, which limited the kind of testing that could be done to verify it, and officer whose signature appeared on it had since passed away. On the strength of handwriting expert verification and with sources verifying the content, the decision was made to air the report despite imperfect documentation.

Questions were raised immediately and the media firestorm ensued. Once doubts were raised, Mapes found sources recanting or even revealing deceit. As the film reveals, Mapes and her team were able to clear up all the issues raised about the document eventually, but it did not matter – once the internet talkers seize it, the scandal became the story, not the content of the report. Fact-checking no longer mattered.

Blanchett does an excellent job as the woman journalist at the center of this scandal. She portrays the doubts and uncertainties she grapples with, balancing the time needed for vetting and mixed results from that process with a looming deadline and pressure to get the program on air before the election. Redford plays Rather like an old-school journalist, committed to uncovering the truth in Edward R. Murrow-style, but perhaps too trusting of his long-time producer and protege Mapes. Late in the film, there is a powerful, chilling scene where Redford as Rather talks about how television news morphed from a public service that made no money into profitable info-tainment. The film is worth seeing for that scene alone.

TRUTH is a strong film about the challenges of journalism now, told through a famous incident that brought down a man who had been seen as a giant of TV journalism and which marked a shift in who reporting was perceived.

TRUTH opens in St. Louis
on Friday, October 30th, 2015

OVERALL RATING: 4 OUT OF 5 STARS

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Cate Blanchett and Robert Redford In New TRUTH Clips

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Photo by Lisa Tomasetti © 2015 RatPac Truth LLC., Courtesy of Sony Pictures Classics

Director James Vanderbilt’s TRUTH is in theaters today in NY and LA. (Trailer) The film will open in St. Louis on October 30th.

Sony Pictures Classics has released new clips from the docudrama starring Cate Blanchett as Mary Mapes and Robert Redford as Dan Rather.

The Washington Post is reporting that CBS has refused to run TV spots for the film.

CBS has denounced the movie, which opens Friday, as a disservice to the public and journalists.

Sony Pictures Classics sought a multi-million dollar ad buy to promote the film on Stephen Colbert’s “Late Show,” the “CBS Evening News,” ‘’CBS This Morning” and “60 Minutes,” but was turned down, said Sherri Callan, president of Callan Advertising, the company that places ads for Sony.

Instead, Sony is advertising on ABC, NBC, Fox and several cable networks. CBS, which confirmed the rejection, told Callan it was not comfortable accepting the ads because of inaccuracies and distortions in the movie, and that it would offend longtime CBS News employees.

On the morning of September 9, 2004, veteran CBS News producer Mary Mapes (Cate Blanchett) believed she had every reason to feel proud of a broadcast journalism job well done. By the end of the day, Mapes, CBS News, and the venerable CBS News anchor Dan Rather (Robert Redford) would be under harsh scrutiny.

The evening before, 60 Minutes II had aired an investigative report, produced by Mapes and reported on-air by Rather, that purported to reveal new evidence proving that President George W. Bush had possibly shirked his duty during his service as a Texas Air National Guard pilot from 1968 to 1974. The piece asserted that George W. Bush had not only exploited family connections and political privilege to avoid the Vietnam War by joining the Texas Air National Guard, but he had failed for many months to fulfill his most basic Guard obligation-showing up on base.

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Mapes and her team of researchers had scrambled under a tight deadline to pull together both on-air eyewitness testimony and newly-disclosed documents to make their case, and they felt confident that their story was solid. In the lead-up to the 2004 Bush v. Kerry presidential election, the “Bush-Guard” story could have had profound ramifications.

But within days after the story broke, George W. Bush’s military service record was no longer the focus of media and public scrutiny. Instead, it was 60 Minutes, Mapes, and Rather who were under question: the documents supporting their investigation were denounced as forgeries, and the 60 Minutes staff was accused of shoddy journalism or, perhaps worse, accused of being duped. Eventually, Mapes would lose her job and reputation. Dan Rather would step down prematurely as CBS News anchor.

How did attention end up focused on the journalists who questioned the official version of the story? How did the minutiae of document typefaces, line breaks, and superscripts become seemingly more important to the national discourse than the question of whether the President had failed to fulfill his military obligations?

Have journalistic integrity and independence been fundamentally altered in today’s newsrooms and boardrooms?

TRUTH is based on Mary Mapes’ memoir Truth and Duty: The Press, the President, and the Privilege of Power (2005, St. Martin’s Press).

Left to right: Dan Rather, Mary Mapes and Robert Redford Photo by Lisa Tomasetti © 2015 RatPac Truth LLC., Courtesy of Sony Pictures Classics
Left to right: Dan Rather, Mary Mapes and Robert Redford
Photo by Lisa Tomasetti © 2015 RatPac Truth LLC., Courtesy of Sony Pictures Classics

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New Trailer And Poster For TRUTH Stars Cate Blanchett and Robert Redford

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Here’s a look at Sony Pictures Classics trailer and new poster for TRUTH, featuring Cate Blanchett & Robert Redford.

The film premiered at the Toronto International Film Festival. In his TIFF review, writer Todd McCarthy (THR) says, “Blanchett gives this dynamo of intelligence and doggedness a real human dimension that allows the propulsive drama to breathe; it’s another stellar performance that rates among her best.”

TRUTH opens in select theaters on October 16.

TRUTH is an independent feature film based on the book “Truth and Duty” by Mary Mapes. In the vein of “All The President’s Men” and “The Insider”, it is the incredible true story of Mary Mapes (played by Cate Blanchett), an award-winning CBS News Journalist and Dan Rather’s producer, who broke the Abu-Ghraib prison abuse story, among others.

The film chronicles the story Mapes and Rather (played by Robert Redford) uncovered that a sitting US president may have been AWOL from the United States National Guard for over a year during the Vietnam War.

When the story blew up in their face, the ensuing scandal ruined Dan Rather’s career, nearly changed a US Presidential election, and almost took down all of CBS News in the process.

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Watch Robert Redford And Cate Blanchett In The First Clip From TRUTH

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Sony Pictures Classics has released the first video, along with three new images, from TRUTH.

Starring Robert Redford as Dan Rather, Cate Blanchett, Topher Grace, Bruce Greenwood, Elisabeth Moss, and Dennis Quaid, the film premieres on Saturday at the Toronto International Film Festival.

TRUTH is an independent feature film based on the book Truth and Duty: the Press, the President, and the Privilege of Power by Mary Mapes.

Check out the clip below. (via EW)

On the morning of September 9, 2004, veteran CBS News producer MARY MAPES (Cate Blanchett) believed she had every reason to feel proud of a broadcast journalism job well done.

By the end of the day, Mapes, CBS News, and the venerable CBS News anchor DAN RATHER (Robert Redford) would be under harsh scrutiny.

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The evening before, 60 Minutes II had aired an investigative report, produced by Mapes and reported on-air by Rather, that purported to reveal new evidence proving that President George W. Bush had possibly shirked his duty during his service as a Texas Air National Guard pilot from 1968 to 1974. The piece asserted that George W. Bush had not only exploited family connections and political privilege to avoid the Vietnam War by joining the Texas Air National Guard, but he had failed for many months to fulfill his most basic Guard obligation—showing up on base.

Mapes and her team of researchers had scrambled under a tight deadline to pull together both on air eyewitness testimony and newly-disclosed documents to make their case, and they felt confident that their story was solid. In the lead-up to the 2004 Bush v. Kerry presidential election, the “Bush-Guard” story could have had profound ramifications.

But within days after the story broke, George W. Bush’s military service record was no longer the focus of media and public scrutiny. Instead, it was 60 Minutes, Mapes, and Rather who were under question: the documents supporting their investigation were denounced as forgeries, and the 60 Minutes staff was accused of shoddy journalism or, perhaps worse, accused of being duped. Eventually, Mapes would lose her job and reputation. Dan Rather would step down prematurely as CBS News anchor.

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In his stirring final broadcast, Dan Rather invokes the public trust in journalism’s quest for truth, and closes his farewell with his trademark “Courage.”

Robert Redford talks about the delicate business of real lives intersecting with screen lives: “I said ‘Look, Dan. I’m going to be playing you. This is tricky. Would you like to tell me anything? From your point of view, can you tell me what this was really about?’ And he said, ‘Yes, it was about loyalty. It was a tripod loyalty to my partner and producer, Mary Mapes, my boss, CBS, and myself. It was all equal. I was equally loyal to CBS, my boss, and equally loyal to my compatriot.’”

Inspired by the “church of CBS” ethos, Vanderbilt and composer Brian Tyler aimed for an almost devotional quality in the music behind the key montage of Americans watching the 60 Minutes II report on President George W. Bush’s Texas Air National Guard service.

Written and directed by James Vanderbilt, TRUTH opens in theaters on October 16.

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Lasse Hallstrom Helming Walden Media And DreamWorks Studios’ A DOG’S PURPOSE – Stars Dennis Quaid And Britt Robertson

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Walden Media, producer of such hit films as “The Chronicles of Narnia” series, “Bridge to Terabithia,” “Charlotte’s Web,” and the “Journey to the Center of the Earth” series, will co-finance and co-produce DreamWorks Studios’ upcoming film A DOG’S PURPOSE.

Based on the best-selling novel, “A Dog’s Purpose” is an inspirational story of one devoted dog finding his purpose in the lives of the humans he loves.

Dennis Quaid (“Far From Heaven,” “The Rookie”), Britt Robertson (“Tomorrowland,” “Delivery Man”), K.J. Apa (“Shortland Street”), Juliet Rylance (“The Knick,” “Frances Ha”) and Peggy Lipton (“Mod Squad,” “Twin Peaks”) join the film, which is being directed by Academy Award nominated director Lasse Hallstrom (“The Hundred-Foot Journey,” “Chocolat”).

Based on the beloved book by W. Bruce Cameron, the screenplay was written by Cameron & Cathryn Michon and Audrey Wells. Gavin Polone is producing with Alan Blomquist and Mark Sourian serving as executive producers. Production on the canine tale begins this month in Winnipeg, Canada, where its variety of locations afford the filmmakers the opportunity to tell this multi-generational story.

“This heartwarming and humorous tale is a great addition to our quality storytelling brand,” said Michael Wright, CEO of DreamWorks Studios. “Together with our partners at Walden, we believe that with Lasse Hallstrom directing, ‘A Dog’s Purpose’ will find its way into the hearts of families everywhere.”

“We are proud to once again partner with the great team at DreamWorks on ‘A Dog’s Purpose,’ a heartfelt and uplifting story that is in great hands with Lasse Hallstrom directing,” said Frank Smith, President and CEO of Walden Media. “This film is a perfect addition as we continue to build and diversify our slate and bring audiences movies that inspire and entertain.”

“Walden Media is the perfect partner for this very special story, and we couldn’t be more pleased to have them on board,” said Jeff Small, President and COO of DreamWorks Studios.

Published by Forge Books, “A Dog’s Purpose” spent 52 weeks on the New York Times Best Sellers list. It has been translated into 20 languages and is published in 29 different countries worldwide.

A DOG’S PURPOSE joins Walden Media’s growing slate, which includes a diverse range of films that every member of a family can enjoy. Other upcoming projects include Universal Pictures’ dramatic adventure/thriller EVEREST starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Josh Brolin, Jason Clarke, Keira Knightley, John Hawkes, Sam Worthington, Emily Watson and Robin Wright (September 18, 2015) and THE BFG directed by Steven Spielberg and based on Roald Dahl’s beloved novel (July 1, 2016).

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PLAYING FOR KEEPS – The Review

Had to believe that only six years ago the graphic novel film adaptation 300 burst on to movie screens featuring ground-breaking CGI effects and a bravado charismatic performance by a generally unknown actor as the fearless King Leonidas: Gerard Butler. Aside from a great vocal performance in the terrific animated feature HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON, Hollywood has not known what to do with this handsome Scott. There’s been a few thrillers like LAW ABIDING CITIZEN, but generally he’s been consigned to “rom-com” Hell, sometimes paired with other denizens of that genre such as Katherine Heigl and Jennifer Aniston. Just a few weeks after the family flick CHASING MAVERICKS, Butler’s back in that pit once more with PLAYING FOR KEEPS. Hmm, this one’s got an Oscar-winning actress in the mix. Maybe this will be the one to show off his acting chops rather than just his scruffy good looks.

Butler plays George, a Scottish soccer superstar well past his prime. After squandering most of his sports earnings he moves to a rental guest house in Virginia. There he can re-connect with the ten-year old son Lewis (Noah Lomax) from his ex-wife Stacie (Jessica Biel), while he tries to become a TV sports analyst. George takes his son to soccer practice and is dismayed by his clueless, distracted coach. The former star steps in to give the team a few pointers. He’s soon lured by a “soccer dad”, the very rich Carl (Dennis Quaid), to take over as coach. Now George must end his son’s team’s losing streak while fending off the advances of Carl’s neglected wife Patti (Uma Thurman) and divorced “soccer moms” Denise (Catherine Zeta Jones) and Barb (Judy Greer). At least he’s finally bonding with his son, but now Stacie’s about to get re-married! Is there a chance that he can turn things around for the team and his family?

Really, is there any doubt where this fluff is heading? At least Butler doesn’t have to strain at another American accent (usually screaming out of one side of his mouth). He’s playing another variation of the man-child who becomes a responsible adult thanks to the love of an adorable tot and an extremely patient woman. At least the ladies are treated to a couple of sans shirt scenes. Speaking of ladies, the actresses here are ill-served by this weak script. The radiantly beautiful Biel is made to look frumpy for most of the flick (Butler’s tousled locks are given more attention than her glowing mane). She’s icy to her ex at first, but that dad-son bonding melts her heart, of course. On the other hand, the maternal temptresses always look like they were just touched up by their personal stylists. After picking up her CHICAGO Oscar, Jones has not had any film roles that have showcased her considerable talents. This  role is a bit of an improvement over the wild-eyed shrew in ROCK OF AGES. When Butler’s immune to her sultry smiles she offers herself to groom him for ESPN. Here’s hoping next year’s BROKEN CITY is more worthy of her time. Still, she fares better than Thurman as a desperate housewife on the prowl. At one point she’s bemoaning her hubby’s infidelity, then next moment she’s rolling around on George’s bed in skimpy black lingerie (perhaps to prove she’s got her pre-baby bod back). Maybe Quentin can get her back in the bright yellow track suit soon. The other steamy suburbanite is played by the delightful comic actress, Greer, who is the film’s only bright spot (I’ll add a star just for her way too short scenes). She’s deserving of her own screen showcase. After playing the third pompous movie jerk in a row (after THE WORDS and WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN YOU’RE EXPECTING), I’m happy that Quaid has scored a hit TV series (“Vegas”). If this is what the big screen is offering him, then the small screen can provide much better vehicles. I guess the same can be said for all those involved with this effort.

The actors are certainly not helped by the odd directorial choices from Gabriele Muccino. He overuses the steadycam to the point of nausea. It’s a dialogue scene in a kitchen! Lock that camera down! It’s not edgy, it’s distracting! Same shakiness for the scenes of the soccer team saying inappropriate lines, but it’s so adorably cute. At least we can be safe to say that PLAYING FOR KEEPS is the last dismal dreary rom-com of the year. I wonder if there are cinema penalty cards?

1.5 Out of 5

Win Passes To The Advance Screening Of PLAYING FOR KEEPS In St. Louis

Gerard Butler, Jessica Biel, Uma Thurman, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Dennis Quaid star in PLAYING FOR KEEPS, a romantic comedy about a charming, down-on-his luck former soccer star (Butler) who returns home to put his life back together. Looking for a way to rebuild his relationship with his son, he gets roped into coaching the boy’s soccer team. But his attempts to finally become an “adult” are met with hilarious challenges from the attractive “soccer moms” who pursue him at every turn. PLAYING FOR KEEPS is directed by Gabriele Muccino, the director of “The Pursuit of Happyness.

Film District and WAMG invite you to enter to win a pass to the advance screening of PLAYING FOR KEEPS on December 3rd at 7PM in St. Louis.

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1. YOU MUST BE IN THE ST. LOUIS AREA THE DAY OF THE SCREENING.
2. SEND YOUR FULL NAME TO michelle@wearemoviegeeks.com .
3. ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTION: Tell us your favorite Gerard Butler film and why.

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The film is rated PG 13.


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PLAYING FOR KEEPS opens in theaters on December 7th, 2012.

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THE WORDS – The Review

When film makers are looking at a profession for serious subject matter ( super spies, reckless cops, and costumed crusaders are for the lightweight Summer action blockbusters ), they often turn to the literary. Namely, the lonely, unglamorous writer can make for a somber hero ( of course this might be a bit of navel-gazing since somebody’s got to whip up a script ). Movies from THE LOST WEEKEND through last year’s THE HELP have shown the authors pounding away at the typewriter keys well into the wee hours of the morning ( of course modern-time movies have substituted a laptop computer for the noisy old Underwoods and Coronas ). Instead of battling monsters and beasties these knights of the pen fight with another formidable foe : the blank page AKA writers’ block. This can often have the hero facing a moral quandary of fabrication ( THE HOAX ) or outright thievery ( YOU WILL MEET A TALL DARK STRANGER ). The later is the main theme of the new drama THE WORDS, which takes a cue from THE HOURS and interweaves one book about another book about, etc. Is this cinematic nesting doll worth the time and effort of keeping track of who’s writing what?

In the opening scene we’re introduced to celebrated author Clay Hammond ( Dennis Quaid ) as he reads a passage from his latest best-seller to an enthusiastic audience that includes graduate student Daniella ( Olivia Wilde ). The novel begins with The Old Man  ( Jeremy Irons ) watching celebrated author Rory Jansen ( Bradley Cooper ) and his wife Dora ( Zoe Saldana ) climb into a limo that will whisk them to a fancy literary event. Cut to several years ago as Rory and Dora, fresh out of college, move into their Brooklyn loft. Rory struggles to establish himself as a writer, and has to ask his blue-collar father ( JK Simmons ) for a loan. When Rory and Dora travel to Paris on their honeymoon he buys a beat-up old leather briefcase at a shop. Once they return to the states, Rory takes a job in the mailroom of a publishing house. Filing away his old stories and rejection letters, Rory discovers a weathered, hand-typed manuscript hidden in one of the old briefcase’s compartments. He’s so moved by the story that he begins to re-type it, word for word, on his laptop. Dora stumbles across the file and insists that Rory submit it for publication. Rory slaps together a title page ( with himself as author) and gives it to one of the agents ( Zelijko Ivanek ). Before you know it he’s on the best seller lists. All’s going well for this rising literary star until The Old Man plops down on the park bench next to him. The Old Man tells him of the years spent in Paris at the end of World War II as a Young Man ( Ben Barnes ) and his love affair with a beautiful Frenchwoman, Celia ( Nora Arnezeder ) that inspired his lost novel. Rory’s been found out. What will he do to put things right? And what will happen with Clay and Daniella after the public reading and the after party?

There’s a compelling story of plaugerism buried somewhere in this overly complicated, much-too-heavy drama. The sudden scenes shifts don’t help quicken the pace one bit ( this is a very long 95 minutes ). Most of the confrontations seem to fizzle out, particularly a murky confessional between Quaid and Wilde near the conclusion. The actors strain mightily to make this material work. Cooper seems to be repeating his LIMITLESS role here minus that super pill. His take on the flawed golden boy was essayed much better by Robert Redford decades ago. Saldana has little to do in the loyal, supportive wife part even as she is torn by his deceptions. Quaid makes for a believable veteran writer, but he remains an enigma by the film’s end. Wilde’s always a welcome addition, but her book groupie turned inquisitor never really gels. The short supporting work from Simmons, Ivanek, and John Hannah ( as a writing rival ) do create a few brief sparks. Luckily there’s Mr. Irons, who commands the screen as the true literary master. Every emotion is etched on that ravaged face ( nice makeup work). At first he’s sad and pathetic, but soon becomes a rage-filled lion as he exposes the young fraud. If they rest of the film were up to his level, THE WORDS would be a strong awards season contender. Unfortunately the movie sputters and stumbles when Irons is off stage. A muddled, over-wrought, morality melodrama, THE WORDS never really leaps off the page…or screen.

2 Out of 5 Stars

First Look At Gerard Butler, Jessica Biel, Catherine Zeta-Jones In PLAYING FOR KEEPS; In Theaters Dec 7

Get a first look at Gerard Butler, Jessica Biel and Catherine Zeta-Jones in PLAYING FOR KEEPS, a romantic comedy about a charming, down-on-his luck former soccer star (Butler) who returns home to put his life back together. Looking for a way to rebuild his relationship with his son, he gets roped into coaching the boy’s soccer team. But his attempts to finally become an “adult” are met with hilarious challenges from the attractive “soccer moms” who pursue him at every turn. PLAYING FOR KEEPS is directed by Gabriele Muccino, the director of “The Pursuit of Happyness.”

Also starring Dennis Quaid, Uma Thurman and Judy Greer, PLAYING FOR KEEPS opens in theaters on December 7th, 2012.

WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN YOU’RE EXPECTING – The Review

Well, it looks like somebody’s borrowing from Gary Marshall (  lifting ideas in Hollywood? Shocking! ). A few years ago Mr. Marshall scored a big hit with an ensemble comedy centered around a major holiday in VALENTINE’S DAY. He repeated that basic idea a few months ago with NEW YEAR”S EVE. Well, there’s not too many romantic holidays left, so how can this formula be tweaked? Maybe a birthday? No, a ” birthing day’! It’ll be about several couples trying to have a baby! We’ll get multiple stars and try to mix them up in the months prior to the big day. This way we can re-use the Marshall plan ( history reference! ) and maybe do a CRASH ( the Best Picture Oscar winner ) riff for the final hospital scenes. And as Woody Allen did forty years ago with EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX…, we’ll use the title of a best-selling instructional book. And so these marketing elements are mixed together for the new feature comedy ( maybe dramedy ) WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN YOU’RE EXPECTING.  But does this cinema concoction deliver ( get it? ) big laughs?

OK, let’s get out our programs and meet the  players and ( prospective ) parents. First up is photographer Holly ( Jennifer Lopez ) and her musician mate Alex ( Rodrigo Santoro ). She’s more excited about adopting an infant than him, so she sends Alex to meet with a friend’s hubby who’s part of the ” daddy dudes” ( kind of a “Mr. Mom mob” ) led by Vic ( Chris Rock ). Next up is Wendy ( Elizabeth Banks ) who owns a maternity shop that extolls the beauty of motherhood ( she’s even written a children’s’ book on the joys of breast-feeding ). After much effort she and husband Gary ( Ben Falcone ) conceive. When they break the news to Ben’s hypercompetitive auto racer dad Ramsey ( Dennis Quaid ), he announces that he’s having twins with his much younger trophy wife Skyler ( Brooklyn Decker ). Couple three is TV show fitness trainer Jules ( Cameron Diaz ) and her TV show dancing partner Evan ( Matthew Morrison ). Wow they’ve referenced two reality shows ( because, you know they’re hot and trendy! ). And for the young twenty-somethings we’ve got former flames and competing food truck owners ( because, you know they’re hot and trendy! ) Rosie ( Anna Kendrick ) and Marco ( Chase Crawford ). After some fast flirting they hook up after a gig and…the chiefs have a bun in the oven! We follow the ups and downs of these couples leading up to the mad dash to the hospital in the final frames.

Unfortunately this film may copy the Marhsall formula too well, since the momentum is stopped with each story as the film feels compelled to jump to another one. Still some moments work better than others. Banks is one of our most gifted comic actors ( on the big and small screen as shown on TV’s “30 Rock” ). Her future mom wendy  is a sweaty, bloated, raw nerve who can’t believe that her own pregnancy is the opposite of the lovely experience she’s been promoting at her shop. At said shop, the film makers cut to Rebel Wilson for a Melissa McCarthy-type sight gag or one-liner to get a cheap,quick laugh. Adding to Wendy’s frustration is the fact that young Skyler seems to completely comfortable. Most of the other couples spend too much of their screen time arguing. Jules and Evan fuss constantly about circumcision. Really?!  Dramatic tension is ramped up by Holly losing her big photo gig and keeping it a secret from Alex. A subplot about Gary and Ramsey in constant competition never really works, but Quaid has lots of rugged ” good ole’ boy ” charm ( Burt Reynolds might’ve place this a part a couple of decades ago ). It’s a shame that Ramsey’s stereotypical Southern belle missus is saddled with too many “y’alls” in every line of dialogue. Rock is wasted in the repetitive sequences with other dads in the park. I guess the tales of nearly maiming their infants is endearing, as are scenes of near disaster with a clumsy toddler. Rosie and Marco really get short-changed in their screen time. They’re absent from most of the last half. And of course on the big day we get lots of running down long hospital corridors and urgent instructions to breathe and push. This another one of those movies you can see with an older relative ( surprised it didn’t get released on Mother’s day weekend ). There’s nothing to upset anyone and there’s plenty of sweet infants to coo at. For those of us that enjoy unpredictable comedies with an edge and some wit, at a very full two hours this feels longer than nine months. Hollywood has delivered another safe, ” sit-com”y bundle of blah.

Overall Raing 1 Out of 5 Stars