WANDER DARKLY – Review

With everyone seemingly in the big December “frenzy” in preparing for the big holiday (the presents, the cards, the travel) the next holiday just days afterward often gets a bit of a “and also” status. You know, as “Happy New Year” gets “tacked on” to the “Merry Christmas”, or just engulfed in the dreaded (by those few that still think there’s a “war” on it) “happy holidays”.  Since current events and health concerns will probably curtail or just completely eliminate those big “seeing out the old” parties, you may have to virtually watch 2020 tick away (and many will rightly say, “Good riddance”). This quieter “big countdown” could make you really reflect on how your life “so far” is measuring up. As this week’s new film release shows, a big traumatic event could prompt that feeling more than the “midnight bubbly”. And that’s why this movie couple, for most of the story’s runtime, is compelled to WANDER DARKLY.

The couple in question is new parents Adrienne (Sienna Miller) and Matteo (Diego Luna) who almost get into a squabble (why is he puttering around in his garage work station and not getting ready) as they begin a pre-planned “date night”. There’s more grumbling in the car on the way to the trendy LA eatery. The couple meets up with some friends during the wait to be seated which prompts another “discussion” as Adrienne excuses herself to chat with an old friend/work connection Liam (Tory Kittles). Post-dinner, Matteo “gets into it” with her about ditching them to say hi to what he thinks is an old beau. And then their vehicle is filled with light as another car just “comes out of nowhere”. The world tumbles and seems to explode into tiny glass fragments. Adrienne slowly opens her eyes, sees the clock/radio flashing “88:88”, and hears the “drip…drip…drip” of fluid hitting the pavement. Closing her eyes, her vision flickers to reveal her outside her body, looking at herself in a busy hospital ER as its staff rushes about. Then she’s in the morgue as someone is on a metal tray being pushed into their big “body file cabinet”. Is it her or…no…there’s Matteo. As he joins her, they soon begin on a journey throughout their lives together, often with a conflicting “he said…she said” commentary. They watch themselves flirt and “hook up” at a party, then date along with their BFF couple Maggie (Vanessa Bayer) and Dane (Dan Gill) as Matteo is tempted by the daughter of an employer, Shea (Aimee Carrero). As the couple lives together we watch the tension between him and future mother-in-law Patty (Beth Grant), which almost derails their journey to marriage and parenthood. So are both of them really okay after the crash, or are they trapped in an endless loop of memories, drifting between life and death? So who’s still here and who has “checked out”?

The impact of the story rests on the very capable shoulders of two of most talented and charismatic actors. For much of the post-accident features, Miller as Adrienne acts as sort of a guide as she, along with the viewer, tries to regain her footing in this ever-changing “dreamscape”. In the early sequences, Miller conveys the frazzled daily life of this fairly new mom who is often frustrated by a spouse who seems to thwart her needs. After that fateful drive, Miller is in a near-constant state of disoriented panic as she sees herself in the more dire situations. But we get her lighter side as she becomes a “ghost” to their courtship, from flirty “meet cute” to the “full tilt” of romantic splendor. That sometimes fuels her fury as she sees her heated rival swoop in on her love in what may or may not be her memorial. Luna makes for an interesting counterpoint to the volatile Miller as the often too easy-going Matteo. He’s a smitten puppy at their first meeting but truly brings his “A” game in the wooing of Adrienne. Although he too has his aggravations as his “buttons” get pushed by her and particularly her mum, who’s played with needling exasperation by Grant. And big kudos for giving underused SNL vet Bayer a chance to spread her dramatic wings as the best BFF anybody could ever want.

Writer/director Tara Miele guides the duo through the complicated ups and downs of modern young marriage while keeping us and the characters constantly “off-balance”. There are no flashy CGI effects to convey the “nether-world”, instead she carefully adjusts our view through fractured imagery, odd angles, and sound tweaking. Unfortunately, the film seems to lose much of its focus, as what would be a compelling short or part of an anthology (or a compact, strange late show flick like 1960’s public domain gem CARNIVAL OF SOULS) begins “spinning its wheels” towards a somewhat soft final act. And some of the repeating bits, like the flashing clock numbers and the dark hooded figure (fear the reaper) become obvious and heavy-handed. The two leads are compelling, but the rambling story and sluggish pace may cause your mind to WANDER DARKLY

1.5 Out of 4

WANDER DARKLY opens in select theatres and is available as a video-on-demand via most streaming apps and platforms

OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY – Review

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“It’s that time of year….” for another big holiday themed comedy. We’ve had a big  family yuletide mix of laughs and tears with ALMOST CHRISTMAS, that’s, ahem, almost a month old now. That bit of tinsel joined a long list of similar movie comedies like LOVE THE COOPERS and a film now considered an annual viewing tradition for many, NATIONAL LAMPOON’S CHRISTMAS VACATION. Yes, they’re all holiday hijinks with the family, but that other family is largely ignored. I’m speaking of the “workplace family”, the folks you bond with while “on the job” (many “workaholics” spent more time with them than their spouses and kids). Ah, the studios got the hint, so the newest movie present under the big multiplex tree is all set to be unwrapped. Looks like we’re all invited to the big OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY.
The film begins with a tough pre-holiday event for Josh Parker (Jason Bateman) as he finalizes his divorce, He tries to look on the bright side while walking to his job at a Chicago-based data service company. Unfortunately moral there is more than a bit down. Supervisor Nate (Karan Soni) endures merciless teasing from his co-workers who believe his “always outta’ town” supermodel girlfriend is fiction. Executive secretary and newly single mom Allison (Vanessa Bayer) fights on the phone with her reckless ex. Mary (Kate McKinnon), the up-tight head of human resources, annoys those that aren’t on the straight and narrow (“button up that blouse!”). And  the pessimistic Jeremy (Rob Corddry) always seems to be ready to “blow a gasket”. Fortunately Josh is team-mates (and perhaps a bit more) with the resident IT wizard Tracey (Olivia Munn) who’s quick with a wisecrack and ideas for new projects. Plus Josh is great pals with the branch’s boss, and son of the company founder, Clay Vanstone (T.J. Miller), a fun, generous fella’ who’s looking forward to giving his employees a big holiday party. All seems to be a go for a “blow-out” that will allow everybody  to “blow off some steam”. Then big trouble arrives in stiletto heels, it’s Clay’s stepsister Carol (Jennifer Aniston), who oversees all the company’s outlets. She’s just closed the Orlando branch and has set the flagship office in her cost-cutting sights. Unless Clay and his team can land a big fish, namely a tech mega-company repped by Walter Davis (Courtney B. Vance) who’s only in town for a couple of days, the ax will fall. Oh, and there will be no holiday party, either (what a humbug!). Clay, Josh, and Tracey scurry over to a swank hotel to meet with the “button-down” Davis. He’s not impressed, so Clay plays a hunch and invites him to the big company Christmas party that night. But with just hours to go, can they put together a bash that will save their jobs? Really, what could possibly go wrong?

 

 

The calibre of the comedy dream team gathered for this flick is truly amazing. Leader of the pack is the always dry, understated Bateman who still doing a riff on his “Arrested Development” TV role, namely the voice of reason trying to stay afloat in a sea of insanity. His skill at getting big laughs from subtle facial expressions and line delivery is truly impressive. Frequent co-star Aniston (is this their fourth, fifth, or tenth movie?) is basically doing a less sexually aggressive spin on her HORRIBLE BOSSES man-eater. She’s still intimidating as she makes it clear that her threats are very real. Usual funny sidekick player Miller really swings for the fences in more of a big league, or lead, role. Unfortunately we’ve seen this “man-child” persona before and can’t help wonder if the script made a pitstop at Will Ferrell’s doorstep. Munn gets to show off more of her playful sassy, sexy side here  than in many of her recent roles ( RIDE ALONG 2 particularly). Corddry has little to do other than reprise his “angry frat-boy” jerk from his HOT TUB gigs. A big surprise is the energetic performance from Vance, usually a somber, serious actor (recently winning awards as Johnnie Cochran in the TV OJ docudrama) who appears to relish the chance to cut loose and get goofy. Oh, and there’s not one but two current SNL stars. Bayer (who was in TRAINWRECK last year) is one of the story’s more sympathetic characters as her smiles mask her frustrations with her ex and with a possible new suitor. McKinnon, the true shining light of the recent GHOSTBUSTERS reboot, brings her usual focused commitment to the prudish Mary, but her talent is wasted on a role that goes in a most obvious direction. We’re just waiting for her to unleash her “wild side” (she does “rock” a “non-denominational holiday sweater”). Sam Richardson of TV’s “Veep” wrings some laughs as the office drone turned clumsy, clunky “hip hop” DJ. Randall Park, THE INTERVIEW’s subject, has an hilariously awkward romantic encounter with Bayer. Two funny ladies score big laughs with their brief work here. Jillian Bell (23 Jump Street) is Trina, the boss of a, uh, “escort service” who goes from pleasant “sing song”-voiced people-pleaser to vicious “gangsta” pimp at the drop of a hat. But guilty of “grand theft larceny” as she steals her scene with Aniston is the hysterical Fortune Feimster, now on TV’s “the Mindy Project” as Aniston’s chattering Uber driver who delivers a truly clever rant on the name “Carol”. It’s no wonder she delivers the film’s final chuckle.

Oh, if only the finished film were worthy of this all-star cast. It’s like assembling Marvel’s Avengers to bust jaywalkers. They’re cast adrift in this murky mess of a script, credited to six (!) writers, which meanders aimlessly. I was often wondering if the actors were pressured to come up with better bits on set (or think them up after hours). Too many punchlines never connect and land with a loud thud, or are greeted with silence. Plus the constant shots of folks over-indulging gets tiresome (as Gene and Roger remarked about watching somebody play a video game), just as in last year’s SISTERS. The “rom-com’ subplot never surprises, and the “save the day” finale is telegraphed from the first ten minutes. Oh, and the flick commits the worst crime of comedy movies: All the laughs are in the trailer! When they occur we think “Oh, I recall that from the TV spot on SNL”. And here’s a private pet peeve. It’s set in Chicago (the offices are across from the big Picasso sculpture, for gosh sake!) and the credits proclaim “filmed in Atlanta”. Just as with THE BOSS, c’mon! Durn’ “bean-counters’! Directing duo (two directors and six screenwriters!) Josh Gordon and Will Speck make the movie feel like we’re enduring a real interminable party that just will never end, one where you wish the host would start turning off the lights and the music. At the film’s final moments we’ve suffering from a “cinematic hangover” and filled with regret for all the missed comic opportunities. These wonderfully talented performers deserve a better vehicle than the sloppy OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY.
2 Out of 5

 

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Win Passes To The Advance Screening Of OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY In St. Louis

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OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY is in theaters December 9, 2016!

In OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY, when the CEO (Jennifer Aniston) tries to close her hard-partying brother’s branch, he (T.J. Miller) and his Chief Technical Officer (Jason Bateman) must rally their co-workers and host an epic office Christmas party in an effort to impress a potential client and close a sale that will save their jobs.

Jennifer Aniston as Carol Vanstone and T.J. Miller as Clay Vanstone in OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY by Paramount Pictures, DreamWorks Pictures, and Reliance Entertainment
Jennifer Aniston as Carol Vanstone and T.J. Miller as Clay Vanstone in OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY by Paramount Pictures, DreamWorks Pictures, and Reliance Entertainment

The latest comedy from directors Josh Gordon and Will Speck (BLADES OF GLORY) co-stars Kate McKinnon, Olivia Munn, Jillian Bell, Rob Corddry, Vanessa Bayer, Randall Park, Sam Richardson, Jamie Chung, and Courtney B. Vance in the funniest movie of the holiday season.

WAMG invites you to enter for the chance to win TWO (2) seats to the advance screening of OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY on Tuesday, Dec. 6 at 7PM in the St. Louis area.

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L-R: Kate McKinnon as Mary Winetoss, Jason Bateman as Josh Parker, T.J. Miller as Clay Vanstone, Olivia Munn as Tracey Hughes in OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY by Paramount Pictures, DreamWorks Pictures, and Reliance Entertainment
L-R: Kate McKinnon as Mary Winetoss, Jason Bateman as Josh Parker, T.J. Miller as Clay Vanstone, Olivia Munn as Tracey Hughes in OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY by Paramount Pictures, DreamWorks Pictures, and Reliance Entertainment

L-R: T.J. Miller as Clay Vanstone, Jason Bateman as Josh Parker in OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY by Paramount Pictures, DreamWorks Pictures, and Reliance Entertainment
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Giveaway – Win A Copy Of TRAINWRECK

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Three-time Emmy® nominee Amy Schumer (“Inside Amy Schumer”) stars as a commitment-phobic journalist in TRAINWRECK, the film Fandango calls “the funniest movie of the year,” is coming to Digital HD October 20, 2015, and Blu-ray™, DVD and On Demand on November 10, 2015, from Universal Pictures Home Entertainment. Schumer takes her undeniable talents to the big screen tossing aside rom-com conventions with a timely and outrageously funny portrait of an unapologetically independent career woman whose hard-partying personal life is turned upside down when she meets Mr. Might-Be-Right. Directed and produced by comedy guru Judd Apatow (Bridesmaids, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, “Girls”), Trainwreck UNRATED arrives on Blu-ray™ & DVD with even more hysterical moments, including deleted scenes, gag reel, line-o-rama & more!

Since she was a little girl, Amy (Amy Schumer) has been taught that monogamy isn’t realistic. Now a magazine writer, Amy lives by that credo, enjoying an uninhibited life free from stifling, boring romantic commitment. But when she finds herself starting to fall for the subject of a new article she’s writing, a charming and successful sports doctor (Bill Hader), Amy starts to wonder if other grown-ups, including this guy who really seems to like her, might be onto something.

Schumer, called “comedy’s funny & fearless new voice” by Entertainment Weekly, heads up an accomplished cast featuring Bill Hader (“Saturday Night Live,” Inside Out), NBA All-Star LeBron James, Tilda Swinton (The Grand Budapest Hotel, Moonrise Kingdom), Brie Larson (The Gambler, 21 Jump Street), Colin Quinn (“Saturday Night Live,” “Girls”), Vanessa Bayer (“Saturday Night Live,” “Portlandia”) and WWE star John Cena, in a contemporary look at romance that’s “hilarious, heartwarming, and refreshingly honest” (WNYW FOX-TV).

WAMG is giving away copies of the film to celebrate the film’s Blu-ray/DVD release.

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BLU-RAY AND DVD BONUS FEATURES

• UNRATED Version
• Deleted Scenes
• Gag Reel
• Line-O-Rama
• The Secrets of the Wu – Method Man and Norman Lloyd talk about his music experience as part of the WuTang Clan and even invites Norman to join the Wu.
• Feature Commentary with Director Judd Apatow, Writer/Star Amy Schumer, and Associate Producer Kim Caramele.

BONUS FEATURES EXCLUSIVE TO BLU-RAY:

• Deleted Scenes
• Gag Reel
• Extended/Alternate Scenes
• Behind-The-Scenes – A look at the making of the film through the production as we follow alongside director Judd Apatow, cast members Amy Schumer, Bill Hader, Norman Lloyd, Tilda Swinson, and Daniel Radcliff, as well as the rest of the cast.
• Directing Athletes: A Blood Sport – The athletes of Trainwreck talk about their experiences under the direction of Judd Apatow.
• The Dogwalker – Daniel Radcliffe plays the dogwalker in this film that Amy and Steven go see at the theater.
• Trainwreck Comedy Tour Featurette – Take a peek backstage at the Trainwreck Comedy Tour featuring comedy all-stars Amy Schumer, Mike Birbiglia, Colin Quinn, Dave Atell, Vanessa Bayer and Judd Apatow.
• Red Band Trailer

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FILMMAKERS:
Cast: Amy Schumer, Bill Hader, Brie Larson, Colin Quinn, John Cena, Vanessa Bayer, Tilda Swinton and LeBron James.
Directed By: Judd Apatow
Written By: Amy Schumer
Produced By: Judd Apatow PGA, Barry Mendel PGA
Executive Produced By: David B. Householter
Director of Photography: Jody Lee Lipes
Production Designer: Kevin Thompson
Edited By: William Kerr ACE, Paul Zucker
Costume Designers: Jessica Albertson, Leesa Evans
Music By: Jon Brion

TECHNICAL INFORMATION BLU-RAY™:
Street Date: November 10, 2015
Copyright: 2015 Universal Pictures Home Entertainment
Selection Number: 61164008 (US)/61164013 (CDN)
Layers: BD-50
Aspect Ratio: Widescreen, 2.40:1
Rating: R for strong sexual content, nudity, language and some drug use/NR
Languages/Subtitles: English SDH, Spanish and French Subtitles
Sound: English DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1/Dolby Digital 2.0, Spanish DTS Surround 5.1, French DTS Surround 5.1
Run Time: 2 hours, 5 minutes; 2 hours, 9 minutes

TECHNICAL INFORMATION DVD
Street Date: November 10, 2015
Copyright: 2015 Universal Pictures Home Entertainment
Selection Number: 61164009 (US)/61165859 (CDN)
Layers: Dual
Aspect Ratio: Anamorphic Widescreen, 2.40:1
Rating: R for strong sexual content, nudity, language and some drug use/NR
Languages/Subtitles: English SDH, Spanish and French Subtitles
Sound: English Dolby Digital 5.1/Dolby Digital 2.0, Spanish Dolby Digital 5.1, French Dolby Digital 5.1
Run Time: 2 hours, 5 minutes; 2 hours 9 minutes

New Le Bron James TRAINWRECK Featurette Comes Online

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Director Judd Apatow, Amy Schumer, Bill Hader discuss NBA superstar Le Bron James’ crossover role in a new featurette from TRAINWRECK.

The new comedy starring Schumer, Hader and James alongside Brie Larson, John Cena, Vanessa Bayer, Mike Birbiglia, Ezra Miller, Dave Attell and Tilda Swinton opens in theaters this Friday.

TRAINWRECK, written by and starring Amy Schumer (Inside Amy Schumer) is the story of a woman who lives her life without apologies, even when maybe she should apologize.

Since she was a little girl, it’s been drilled into Amy’s (Schumer) head by her rascal of a dad (Colin Quinn) that monogamy isn’t realistic. Now a magazine writer, Amy lives by that credo—enjoying what she feels is an uninhibited life free from stifling, boring romantic commitment—but in actuality, she’s kind of in a rut.

When she finds herself starting to fall for the subject of the new article she’s writing, a charming and successful sports doctor named Aaron Conners (Bill Hader), Amy starts to wonder if other grown-ups, including this guy who really seems to like her, might be on to something.

TRAINWRECK has been rated R (Restricted – Under 17 Requires Accompanying Parent or Adult Guardian) for strong sexual content, nudity, language and some drug use.

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