RUBY GILLMAN, TEENAGE KRAKEN – Review

Things have certainly gotten interesting recently with the Summer box office. Usually, we’d be talking about the records being broken by the superhero franchises or the big action-adventure “tentpoles”. Then a big switch happened last weekend when the first two spots in the weekly BO “Top Tens” were animated features. Studio wisdom was the notion that animated flicks would “cancel each other out” hurting the ticket sales on both. Nope, not this time, though the rapid downhill trajectory of a certain scarlet speedster aided their performance. Could this brand-new animated feature snag a spot in the top five with the other two holdovers? Mind you, that globetrotting archeologist will crack his bullwhip into the upper slots on the roster. However, families may want to return to the sea after that recent Disney live-action remake and dive into the adventures of another mythical nautical being, RUBY GILLMAN, TEENAGE KRAKEN.

Wait a sec, isn’t the Kraken a monstrous destructive demon from the ocean’s depths, from CLASH OF THE TITANS, as in “Release the…”? Well, the savvy narrator at the start of this story sets us straight. It seems that the Krakens are really the protectors of the sea, battling other “beasties’ including those savage mermaids (so they’re “baddies”). Plus it turns out that a family of Krakens lives on the land in the port city of Oceanside as the Gillmans (figures). They can “pass” as long as they stay out of the water, and cover their gills with high collars and turtleneck sweaters. The title character, Ruby (voice of Lana Condor) is a high schooler sharing a home with her bratty kid brother Sam (Blue Chapman), crafting wizard and shop owner dad Arthur (Coleman Domingo), and successful real estate agent mom Agatha (Toni Colette). Ruby really wants to go to the upcoming prom with her crush Connor, but Agatha nixes the notion since the dance is on the deck of a big tourist touring ship. But then Ruby’s rebellious pals decide to attend the party “ironically”, so Ruby sets her sights on her dream guy. Oh, but she botches the “prom-posal” and knocks Connor into the “drink”. Ruby saves him, but the seawater transforms her into a multi-tentacled, Godzilla-sized monster. After she dries off and shrinks back to normal (away from the hundreds of digital devices that captured her “rampage”), Ruby confides to her visiting Uncle Brill (Sam Richardson). To answer her questions he guides her deep beneath the surface to get the answers from his mother and her “Grandmamah” (Jane Fonda), the Kraken Quenn. It seems that Agatha gave up her title to live on the land. Ruby returns home hoping to confront her mother. But a new girl shows up at school to complicate things. Perhaps Chelsea (Annie Murphy) has a similar secret. Could she derail Rby’s big night with Connor? More importantly, will Ruby embrace her royal nautical heritage before she’s “discovered”?

The diverse vocal cast, composed of big-screen newcomers and veterans, enhance this whimsical tale. Connor is quite impressive as the teen hero, full of emotion with her pals and in her budding romance, while also showing us her anger over the family history denied to her. Collette as her mum Agatha revels in her hectic balance of sales and family dynamics, loving her new “land” life, but finally realizing that she must embrace her “warrior princess” past. A big part of the latter is Grandmamah, who is given a feisty and haughty tone by Fonda, is thrilled by her newly discovered grandkids, and revels in a bit of mischief with Ruby. Richardson brings an endearing goofball charm to the flaky and fun Uncle Brill. Another comedy pro, Will Forte, is aboard as an old local “salt” who seems to be somewhat related to the Simpsons’ sea captain (“Argh, matey”) and the talking “seadog” picture in the attic of Seth Myers during his “late night lockdown” a couple of years ago. However, Gordon (as in Gordon Lighthouse…clever) has an over-caffeinated mania to his guttural rants.

As with many animated features, this is overseen by a directing “tag team” duo, Kirk Demicco and Faryn Pearl. They’ve created a dazzling colorful world on land and underwater, offsetting soft pastels with bouncy bursts of near-fluorescent hues of violet and deep blue. The Gillman family has a “loosey-gooey” way of movement, a rubbery lurch as though their inner frames were a variation of a classic toy of my youth, the Slinky (“fun for a girl and a boy”), so I’m officially ancient. As with other recent CG flicks (LUCA for one), the artists have done variations of anime facial designs and expressions, which work well to convey the ultra-dramatic teenagers. Unfortunately, the script loses focus around the midpoint to set up a big fantasy action-packed showdown finale. Plus it explores many of the themes of maturity (really puberty) that were better discussed in Pixar’s TURNING RED a few years ago (from giant red panda to towering tentacled “beastie”). And much like the overrated THE MITCHELLS VS. THE MACHINES, too many slapstick sequences are slowed down (like “bullet-time” in THE MATRIX) in order for the characters to “get in your face” with distorted bits of “mugging”. The preteen set may find this engaging, but after the marvels of the Spider-Verse, animation aficionados may be “treading water’ in the familiar “depths’ and “shallow” interludes at the “surface” of RUBY GILLMAN, TEENAGE KRAKEN. “Glub, glub”.


2 Out of 4


RUBY GILLMAN, TEENAGE KRAKEN is now playing in theatres everywhere

WEREWOLVES WITHIN – Review

Since Summertime is the movie season for both horror flicks and rowdy comedies, how about a new addition to the growing genre subsection that’s best known as (duh) the horror-comedy? Of course, it’s changed quite a bit since Hollywood’s Golden Age in which a popular comic actor, or team, would scurry away (usually in “undercranked” fast motion) from a billowing sheet or, often, a crook in a rubber “fright mask”. As monster flicks have become more gruesome and graphic, the “comic takes” have followed suit with the comic heroes frequently covered in gore and viscera by the final fade-out. This week’s new release harkens back to the older days as it involves a “new take’ on one of the classic monsters. But, it’s also based on a fairly recent video game, one that tosses in another element: mystery. In the tradition of TEN LITTLE INDIANS, the viewer, along with the characters, must figure out which of them is “offing” the others. Imagine, you’re stuck in a spooky mansion, during a “dark and stormy night” when you discover the shocking fact that there are WEREWOLVES WITHIN! Get to the kitchen and scoop up that silver!

The setting is tiny Beaverville (really), Alaska (best guess) as things are beginning to pop in the sleepy burg. The weather service is warning folks of an approaching “mega-snowstorm” while the town is deeply divided over a proposed gas pipeline that would uproot many homes (but many are hoping to be “bought out”). Oh, and there’s a newly transferred park ranger arriving. Finn (Sam Richardson) checks into his new digs at the Beaverville Inn, meeting the accommodating owner Jeanine (Catherine Curtin) whose hubby is AWOL (gossip has it that he ran off to warmer climes with a waitress), brusk oil-company rep Sam (Wayne Duvall) and the fairly new (four months in) postal carrier Cecily (Milana Vayntrub). She takes him on her route where they encounter many of the locals. There’s ditzy craft-store owner Trisha (Michala Watkins) fawning over her tiny toy-like dog as her “touchy-feely” hubby Pete (Michael Chernus) tries to swoop in on Cecily. Across the way are big-city transplants, longtime married couple Joaquim (Harvey Guillen) and Devon (Cheyenne Jackson) Wolfson who run a new age spa. Further down is an auto repair shop run by “herb enthusiasts” Gwen (Sarah Burns) and Marcus (George Basil). Later, as they enter the wooded secluded outskirts Finn and Cecily run afoul of local unsociable “mountain man-hermit” Emerson (Glenn Fleshler). Finn’s peaceful first night at the inn is shattered when Trisha bursts through the lobby screaming that someone has grabbed her adored pooch “Cha-Cha”. Worse, while searching for the pet, Finn stumbles upon the eviscerated body of a prominent citizen. A research scientist staying there, Dr. Ellis (Rebecca Henderson) takes some fur samples, and after some testing concludes that the killer is a man/ wolf hybrid. Can werewolves be on the hunt? When the powerful storm takes out the town’s power, most of the villagers gather at the inn, believing it to be a “safe spot”. But as the killings continue, Finn tries to figure out who might be the shape-shifting lycanthrope lunatic before he becomes its next meal.

Richardson makes a goofy, but likable everyman hero as Finn, a slightly more capable riff on his best-known role Splett on HBO’s “Veep”. However, as the story progresses, Finn’s anxieties ‘amp up” making him distractingly manic, and a bit of a “motor-mouth”, spewing dialogue too rapidly to comprehend. It’s a compliment to his skills that we’re still rooting for Finn by the ferocious finale. And he’s got some nice, easy-going chemistry with Vayntrub whose Cecily is the snarky “cool girl’ of anyone’s dreams, delivering withering insults under her breath while taking no “guff’ from any of the leering locals. Most of the town citizens embody several social and cultural cliches, often “screeching” over each other’s lines and squelching any charm of the “old-fashioned” mystery elements. It’s a shame that so many terrific talents from other projects are so underused. Watkins is a true double threat, at ease with comedy (an SNL vet) and also adept at drama (Hulu’s “Casual” and as Ben Affleck’s sis in THE WAY BACK), but she has little to work with as her missing critter sends her into constant shrieking hysterics. Ditto for Guillen, so good as the vampire familiar Gullermo in the FX series “What We Do in the Shadows”, as Joaquin camps it up as he sneers at the “hayseeds” while waiting to be either a “red herring” or a “dead duck”. These two deserve a script as witty and sharp as their small-screen work.

But that’s certainly not the case. as director Josh Ruben films the cliche-filled script from Mishna Wolff (for real) based on the Ubisoft video game of 2016 with a leaden hand and little style. Gags are foreshadowed, while an overload of “jump scares’ pummels us into slumber. Ah, but we’re soon kept alert by the constant scenes of the many characters, crammed into the frame, and shouting over each other like a junior college improv group (“I heard Alaska…and mutilations…and…go”). Despite the caterwauling, none of the many comic “tope” stereotypes dominate or even capture our interests. My annoyance with them caused my mind to drift back to a much more enjoyable twist on the same premise, 1974’s THE BEAST MUST DIE, which has a “low-rent” almost “grindhouse charm, though I doubt it’s 30-second “Werewolf Break” (to figure out the killer) would help this clucnky mess of a movie. And if you’re looking for some nifty tranformations or monster make-ups, well rent those early 80’s classics. The final “reveal” looks like something you’d pick up at one of those Halloween “pop-up” stores that occupy empty retails spaces in the Fall. Yes, there are WEREWOLVES WITHIN, but there’s also very little wit or whimsy. More of a dog than a wolf.

1.5 Out of 4

WEREWOLVES WITHIN opens in select theatres on Friday, June 25, 2021.

Check Out the Trailer for the Hilarious Horror-Comedy WEREWOLVES WITHIN – In Theaters June 25th

IFC Films will release the hilarious horror-comedy whodunit WEREWOLVES WITHIN in theaters on June 25, 2021 and on Digital Rental & VOD on July 2, 2021. Here’s the trailer:

WEREWOLVES WITHIN is based on a Ubisoft, VR video game of the same name. The film is directed by Josh Ruben (SCARE ME), and penned by screenwriter and bestselling author, Mishna Wolff (I’M DOWN).

WEREWOLVES WITHIN includes an ensemble cast of comedy notables including Sam Richardson (VEEP, DETROITERS), Milana Vayntrub (THIS IS US), George Basil (CRASHING), Sarah Burns (BARRY), Michael Chernus (TOMMY/CBS), Catherine Curtin (ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK), Wayne Duvall (THE HUNT), Harvey Guillén (WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS), Rebecca Henderson (RUSSIAN DOLL), Cheyenne Jackson (30 ROCK), Michaela Watkins (BRITTANY RUNS A MARATHON), and Glenn Fleshler (TRUE DETECTIVE). 

After a proposed pipeline creates divisions within the small town of Beaverfield, and a snowstorm traps its residents together inside the local inn, newly arrived forest ranger FINN (Sam Richardson) and postal worker CECILY (Milana Vayntrub) must try to keep the peace and uncover the truth behind a mysterious creature that has begun terrorizing the community.

Sink Your Teeth Into Director Josh Ruben’s WEREWOLVES WITHIN Trailer And Poster

Here’s your first look at director Josh Ruben’s horror-comedy film WEREWOLVES WITHIN. The movie will screen at the Tribeca Film Festival 2021 in June.

After a proposed pipeline creates divisions within the small town of Beaverfield, and a snowstorm traps its residents together inside the local inn, newly arrived forest ranger FINN (Sam Richardson) and postal worker CECILY (Milana Vayntrub) must try to keep the peace and uncover the truth behind a mysterious creature that has begun terrorizing the community.

Starring Sam Richardson (VEEP), Milana Vayntrub (THIS IS US), Cheyenne Jackson (AMERICAN HORROR STORY), Michaela Watkins (WANDERLUST), Harvey Guillen (WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS), Michael Chernus (ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK), George Basil (CRASHING), Sarah Burns (BARRY), Catherine Curtain (STRANGER THINGS), Rebecca Henderson (RUSSIAN DOLL), and Glenn Fleshler (JOKER), check out the bitingly funny trailer.

Ruben says about his film: “I grew up near the same small town where we shot Werewolves Within. As a kid, I’d freak myself out, making up monster stories, running through the woods, pretending I was Chief Brody, fighting creatures in the brush (I LOVED Jaws — hell, I loved horror). That hometown experience, where neighbors knew your business (whether you liked it or not) is so much of what makes Werewolves so personal. But, as much as I love horror movies, nothing scares me more than people. And as much as this movie is an homage to my love for Hot Fuzz, the Coen Brothers, and Arachnophobia, it’s also about the monster in all of us.”

WEREWOLVES WITHIN is written by Mishna Wolff (I’m Down).

In Theaters on June 25th & On Demand July 2nd from IFC Films.

Sam Richardson in WEREWOLVES WITHIN, produced by Ubisoft Film & Television, Vanishing Angle, and Sam Richardson. IFC Films will release the film June 25th, 2021 in select theaters and on demand.
(Clockwise from lower right) Sam Richardson, Milana Vayntrub, Catherine Curtin, Harvey Guillen, Cheyenne Jackson, George Basil and Sarah Burns in WEREWOLVES WITHIN, produced by Ubisoft Film & Television, Vanishing Angle, and Sam Richardson. IFC Films will release the film June 25th, 2021 in select theaters and on demand.

Chris Pratt, Yvonne Strahovski, J.K. Simmons, Betty Gilpin Star In Trailer For THE TOMORROW WAR – On Prime Video July 2

Tune in to Chris Pratt’s Instagram (@prattprattpratt) TODAY, May 26th at 4pm PT / 7pm ET for a special IG LIVE!

In The Tomorrow War, the world is stunned when a group of time travelers arrive from the year 2051 to deliver an urgent message: Thirty years in the future mankind is losing a global war against a deadly alien species. The only hope for survival is for soldiers and civilians from the present to be transported to the future and join the fight.

Among those recruited is high school teacher and family man Dan Forester (Chris Pratt). Determined to save the world for his young daughter, Dan teams up with a brilliant scientist (Yvonne Strahovski) and his estranged father (J.K. Simmons) in a desperate quest to rewrite the fate of the planet.

Check out the new trailer in 3… 2… 1…

I am so hyped for this movie and Chris Pratt list of films now include dinosaurs, Star Lord and the Guardians and battling aliens to save the Earth, ala an ID4 vibe.

Amazon Studios will exclusively release THE TOMORROW WAR globally on Prime Video July 2nd, 2021

CHRIS PRATT stars in THE TOMORROW WAR

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Here’s the Teaser Trailer for WEREWOLVES WITHIN – A “Whodunnit with Teeth” Opening In Theaters June 25th

A “Whodunnit with Teeth”, WEREWOLVES WITHIN by Josh Ruben starring Sam Richardson, Milana Vayntrub, Harvey Guillén, Cheyenne Jackson, Michaela Watkins will be in Theaters June 25th and VOD/Digital July 2nd. Here’s the teaser trailer:

WEREWOLVES WITHIN stars Sam Richardson, Milana Vayntrub, George Basil, Sarah Burns, Michael Chernus, Catherine Curtain, Wayne Duvall, Harvey Guillén, Rebecca Henderson, Cheyenne Jackson, Michaela Watkins, and Glenn Fleshler

After a proposed pipeline creates divisions within the small town of Beaverfield, and a snowstorm traps its residents together inside the local inn, newly arrived forest ranger FINN (Sam Richardson) and postal worker CECILY (Milana Vayntrub) must try to keep the peace and uncover the truth behind a mysterious creature that has begun terrorizing the community.

DIRECTOR JOSH RUBEN’S’ STATEMENT

“I grew up near the same small town where we shot Werewolves Within. As a kid, I’d freak myself out, making up monster stories, running through the woods, pretending I was Chief Brody, fighting creatures in the brush (I LOVED Jaws — hell, I loved horror). That hometown experience, where neighbors knew your business (whether you liked it or not) is so much of what makes Werewolves so personal. But, as much as I love horror movies, nothing scares me more than people. And as much as this movie is an homage to my love for Hot Fuzz, the Coen Brothers, and Arachnophobia, it’s also about the monster in all of us.This movie is a tribute to those of us who are resolute that good conquers evil, and that “being good” is the best weapon we’ve got, against guns, knives, even claws… Sometimes, you just gotta be a good neighbor, no matter how wicked people are.”

Win Passes To The Advance Screening Of OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY In St. Louis

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OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY is in theaters December 9, 2016!

In OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY, when the CEO (Jennifer Aniston) tries to close her hard-partying brother’s branch, he (T.J. Miller) and his Chief Technical Officer (Jason Bateman) must rally their co-workers and host an epic office Christmas party in an effort to impress a potential client and close a sale that will save their jobs.

Jennifer Aniston as Carol Vanstone and T.J. Miller as Clay Vanstone in OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY by Paramount Pictures, DreamWorks Pictures, and Reliance Entertainment
Jennifer Aniston as Carol Vanstone and T.J. Miller as Clay Vanstone in OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY by Paramount Pictures, DreamWorks Pictures, and Reliance Entertainment

The latest comedy from directors Josh Gordon and Will Speck (BLADES OF GLORY) co-stars Kate McKinnon, Olivia Munn, Jillian Bell, Rob Corddry, Vanessa Bayer, Randall Park, Sam Richardson, Jamie Chung, and Courtney B. Vance in the funniest movie of the holiday season.

WAMG invites you to enter for the chance to win TWO (2) seats to the advance screening of OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY on Tuesday, Dec. 6 at 7PM in the St. Louis area.

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OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY marks Aniston’s fifth collaboration with Bateman. Name the other FOUR films these two have appeared in together.

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L-R: Kate McKinnon as Mary Winetoss, Jason Bateman as Josh Parker, T.J. Miller as Clay Vanstone, Olivia Munn as Tracey Hughes in OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY by Paramount Pictures, DreamWorks Pictures, and Reliance Entertainment
L-R: Kate McKinnon as Mary Winetoss, Jason Bateman as Josh Parker, T.J. Miller as Clay Vanstone, Olivia Munn as Tracey Hughes in OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY by Paramount Pictures, DreamWorks Pictures, and Reliance Entertainment

L-R: T.J. Miller as Clay Vanstone, Jason Bateman as Josh Parker in OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY by Paramount Pictures, DreamWorks Pictures, and Reliance Entertainment
L-R: T.J. Miller as Clay Vanstone, Jason Bateman as Josh Parker in OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY by Paramount Pictures, DreamWorks Pictures, and Reliance Entertainment