I Heart Horror… ‘Splinter’

ihearthorror_splinter

Pick of the Week – ‘Splinter’

Films in the horror genre that revolve around hype tread a thin line of actually living up to it or falling into a pool of expectation failure.   The pool, for me, is pretty deep.   I have been disappointed a lot by films that I hear so much buzz about.   It has happened often with the darlings of International and genre festivals.   The last American horror film that got a lot of hype was ‘Hatchet’.   What I got out of that film was a re-tread of Friday the 13th films seen through the lens of a horrible TV sitcom.   I understood why people liked it.   If you were to catch the film with a crowd, you would have loved the special effects that tailored to the horror crowd. They were inventive and delivered the goods.   However, when having such a good time, most people saw past the shortcomings of that particular film.   Genre films are tricky.   Sometimes they are just better with an audience.   Living in St. Louis, we don’t have a festival that caters to the genre films, so we get to see these gems after the height of the buzz dies down and alone or with a couple of other people in the comfort of our own living room.

‘Splinter’ was a darling and a multiple award winner at Screamfest – which takes place in Los Angeles.   When you have awards attached to a film, that definitely ups the ante.   Before the film hit DVD, it showed on the Sci-Fi channel.   I worried.   I didn’t watch it because I hate censored horror.   Censored horror is like neutering a rabid dog.   In this case, you want the dog to bite.

The story has to deal with two couples.   One is from the wrong side of the tracks and the other is on the goody-goody side.   The criminal couple hijacks the other couples car and due to some car trouble they end up at a deserted gas station only to find out there is a greater threat to all of them.   It is a simple device that we have seen over and over again.   People hold up in a stationary but barricaded spot while they fight and defend for their safety.   Lately, we have seen this with slasher films.   ‘Splinter’ wins points for actually kicking it back to a monster instead of a lunatic with a dangerous weapon.   What also makes ‘Splinter’ different from so many other films is the character development.   It is top notch.   Without spending too much time on either of them, we get where these characters are in their lives and can sympathise with them.   Also, the monster is original and scary.   It is an organism that seems like the monster from ‘The Thing’ on steroids.

‘Splinter’ is scary, fun and a horror fan’s wet dream.   It is a definite rental and maybe even a blind buy if you have the money to spend.   Highly Recommended and it makes a great double feature with ‘Evil Dead 2’

Horror News

  • Daniel Craig (James Bond) has joined ‘Dream House’, the psychological thriller directed by Jim Sheridan (In America).   I really wish they would of named this ‘Bad Dream House’ – see if you pick that reference up.
  • Ti West (The Roost) has been tapped to direct the sequel to this year’s ‘The Haunting in Connecticut’ which will be titled ‘The Haunting in Georgia’.   Wake me up when they get to Missouri.
  • Phantasm II will be hitting Region 1 this September!! I love Phantasm II.

DVD Releases for June 30th

Pick of the Week
Pick of the Week: Header (Synapse)

Black Torment (Redemption) imdb|amazon
Door Into Silence (Severin) imdb|amazon
Entrails of the Wicked Grindhouse Double Feature: The Risen/The Unknown (SRS)
Fulci Frenzy 2 for 1 (Severin) – Repackaged release of The Psychic and Perversion Story.
The Hidden Floor (Pathfinder) imdb|amazon
Hide (MTI) imdb|amazon
I Know How Many Runs You Scored Last Summer (Celebrity Video Distribution) imdb|amazon
Japanese Miscellany (Artsmagic) – See cover for titles included as it is a 8 movie collection. imdb|amazon
Lady Godiva Rides (S’more) imdb|amazon
Monster X Strikes Back (Tokyo Shock) imdb|amazon
Prey (Redemption) imdb|amazon
Scream (1981) (Code Red) – AKA The Outing. imdb|amazon
Sea Beast (Genius) imdb|amazon
Second Coming (Vivendi) imdb|amazon
They Call Me Bruce?: 25th Anniversary Edition (Liberation) imdb|amazon

Trailer Park

Nothing really new.   All of these trailers have been posted individually on WAMG.   However, why not go over a quick recap…

Zombieland

Halloween 2 (Theatrical Trailer)

Pandorum (Trailer B)

Whiteout

Until next week, Adiós

Review: ‘Splinter’

Cast & Crew

Shea Whigham… Dennis Farell
Paulo Costanzo… Seth Belzer
Jill Wagner… Polly Watt

Written by Kai Barry, Ian Shorr & Toby Wilkins
Directed by Toby Wilkins

‘Splinter’ has a really innovative monster, something that exists between ‘The Thing’ and ‘The Body Snatchers.’ You’ve seen this kind of monster before but never quite like this, and what it does to your body is very, very unpleasant. The film’s story, however, is never as innovative as the antagonist creature: A handful of people are trapped within an enclosed space, fighting to survive. It’s a perfect example of formula storytelling, but it works because in a movie like this the story should service the monster. Dispense with the trappings of a laborious story and let’s get down to the mayhem. ‘Splinter’ has mayhem to spare.

I’m not in the habit of spoiling a movie, so I can’t really go into much detail regarding the monster. I will say that it doesn’t really dissolve you like The Blob or assimilate you like The Thing, nor is replacing you like a Body Snatcher. When this critter gets a hold on you, then you are in it for the long haul… unless you are a fan of severe emergency amputation, but even after that, what do you do with the pieces you cut off?

Movies like ‘Splinter,’ because they are light on story and heavy on monster, have a tendency to also be light on acting and rely on their thespians to simply react instead of act. You have a lot of reacting here, but ‘Splinter’ has a lot of honest to goodness acting, too. My initial draw to this film was Paulo Costanzo, the Canadian actor whom I first noticed in the comedy ‘Road Trip’ and much more recently headlined ‘Everything’s Gone Green.’ He’s a talented guy that exudes an immediate affable charm and that talent is put to good use in ‘Splinter,’ where Paulo plays a PhD student whose character traits hew much closer to the damsel in distress than anything recognizable as a hero. He doesn’t know how to put up a tent, can’t drive stick and the guy even breaks down and cries. He’s likable and believable as a hero despite this and I really attribute that to Costanzo as well as the films trio of screenwriters; they imbue the hero with an equal amount of brains and balls. Yes, ‘Splinter’ may be light on story, but it is strong in character.

Jill Wagner plays Costanzo’s girlfriend and she displays all the alpha male traits that are missing from the hero. She’s take charge and very strong. Early in the film, it is Wagner’s character that is the strongest. When the couple finds themselves the victims of a kidnapping, it is Wagner’s character that keeps the two of them in the criminal’s good graces, because she is the take charge alpha male that her boyfriend is not. It isn’t until her survival instincts turn to morally ambiguous desperation that Costanzo steps up to the challenge of the hero. That he saves them with brains and not brawn is another welcome change of pace.

The actor that surprised me the most is Shea Whigham. He plays the human antagonist turned reluctant savior. So very often a film like this makes the human antagonist an insufferable ass, the kind of person that you want to see get decimated by the monster. Shea’s character definitely starts that way, but his arc makes him a person that the audience can and will feel closer and closer to, so when decimation rears its ugly head, then you really feel for the guy. No one wants to go through what this guy goes through. Shea is not your typical leading man and his distinct features remind me of a strange mix of Robert Carlyle and Steve Buscemi. His character reveals quite a lot during the course of the film and because of that he sticks with you after the whole things said and done. It was such a disarming performance that I immediately thought to look him up on IMDB and was happy to see that he is a very busy actor: eight projects in 2008 and another three already in post for 2009. I expect to see this guy turn out some great performances.

This is a first feature for the director, Toby Wilkins, and he shows a lot of promise. His next feature is a sequel in ‘The Grudge’ franchise, so let’s hope he can rise above the material at hand. I have faith in him, though, and so does Sam Raimi because Raimi picked him for the project based on nothing more than a short film that Wilkins made.

Support this film when it comes out, it’s the kind of original horror the big screen doesn’t see enough of.

‘Splinter’ is being released this fall through Magnet Films, the genre arm of Magnolia Pictures.

[rating: 4/5]

WAMG First Look at ‘Splinter’

Click on image for larger view.

Written and directed by Toby Wilkins, ‘Splinter’ will mark his debut feature film… and it’s been getting some really great reviews from those well-versed in the horror genre. The story sounds fresh and just from browsing the website, I get the impression we’re in for a treat. No trailers have been released yet, but I have a feeling they’ll be along soon. [UPDATE: Bloody-Disgusting.com has  the brand new trailer available here.]  ‘Splinter’ is scheduled to open on Halloween… October 31, 2008.

Plot Synopsis: [Trapped in an isolated gas station by a veracious Splinter parasite that transforms its still living victims into deadly hosts, a young couple and an escaped convict must find a way to work together to survive this primal terror.] — IMDB.com

For pictures, downloads and the director’s blog, check out the official website here.