CHEF – The Review

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This new release about a highly successful artist returning to his more modest roots in order to re-ignite his passion for his craft could not only apply to the main title character, but to the man who plays him on-screen (who’s also the screenwriter, co-producer, and director). Over the past 20 years Jon Favreau’s had quite an interesting Hollywood career. The then struggling young actor channeled his career frustrations (and the night life exploits of his posse’) into a screenplay that became the low-budget indie hit of 1996 SWINGERS. From there he called the shots behind the camera on the equally independent MADE and soon graduated to bigger studio fare, the holiday-themed smash ELF and the kiddie SF tale ZATHURA: A SPACE ADVENTURE. Then came the man in gold and red. Favreau helmed the initial entry from Marvel Studios, IRON MAN and its sequel, which were box office behemoths. But his next studio foray, COWBOYS & ALIENS, sent his film making career crashing back to Earth. Now Favreau is back, after a few acting gigs, with a small character study that may connect with audiences more than wranglers ropin’ flying saucers. Just a word of warning: grab a bite to eat before you hit the theatre!

The chef of the film’s title is Carl Casper (Favreau), former culinary golden boy of Miami Beach, now running the kitchen of a trendy eatery in LA’s classy Brentwood area. When we meet Carl, he’s trying to ready his staff, overseen by his right hand men Martin (John Legizamo) and Tony (Bobby Cannavale) and hostess/girlfriend Molly (Scarlett Johannson), for a visit from restaurant critic/blogger Ramsey Michel (Oliver Platt) all while juggling some quality time with his ten year-old son Percy (Emjay Anthony) who lives with Carl’s ex-wife, business whiz Inez (Sofia Vergara). As the Dinner hour nears, Carl’s boss Riva (Dustin Hoffman) will not allow him to change the menu. That night Ramsey blasts the restaurant, particularly Carl, for playing it safe by serving the same items from a previous visit. With the help of Percy, Carl gets into an online war with the critic and sets up another re-do Dinner. But when the restaurant fills up, thanks to the internet chatter, Riva insists on the exact same entrees. Carl quits and later verbally assaults Ramsey (as all the patrons’ cellular devices record away). Luckily Inez has a plan: Carl will accompany her on a business trip to Miami as a nanny for Percy. The old haunts energize Carl, and with the help of Inez and another ex-hubby, he decides to put together a food truck, with the help of his young son and Martin. The three soon embark on a road trip adventure that will take them back to the West Coast as Carl’s career takes a new, exciting, risky turn.

For the last decade or so Favreau has been acting in supporting roles as he began concentrating on his behind the camera work. Here he’s back front and center as the lead and he displays much of the everyman, “working average Joe” charm he projected in SWINGERS and MADE that prodded audiences to root for his character. Carl’s a mellow, good guy who also has an artist’s passion as seen in the big verbal smack-down with his critical nemesis. . But the big bear of a man has a true tender side particularly in his scenes with his boy. Emjay Anthony is a sleepy-eyed mop-topped charmer who embodies a son at that short period right before the rebellious teen years. He wants to contact with Dad more than anything, although he’s still got a bit of the brat in him as when he becomes frustrated at cleaning the filthy food truck. Legizamo takes on the role of motor-mouthed wiseguy sidekick that Vince Vaughn assumed in those early films. He’ll bust your chops, but you couldn’t ask for a better guy beside you on the food line. Throw in the delightful Cannavale and the film has a great kitchen comedy trifecta. Just a few weeks ago FADING GIGOLO showed us the subdued side of the voluptuous Ms. Vergara and here we get to see a bit more, along with a ton of tenderness. Has there ever been a movie ex-wife as caring and encouraging as her Inez? There’s no bitterness or spite as she knows that her son should really get time with his Pop. We can’t help wonder what may have split them up in the recent past. Platt and Johansson has great moments on screen, as does Hoffman as the older, but not wiser, money man who will not budge from the tried and true. But the big scene stealer is Robert Downey, Jr. as Inez’s first husband Marvin who sets Carl up with the dirty, dilapidated mobile eatery. The sequence of Carl conversing with Marv in his too-plush office (shoe baggies, please!) may be the movie’s highlight. How about a buddy road-trip with those fellas?

Actually that might offer up many more laughs than the trip that comprises the film’s third act. It’s in these travelogue-like sequences (Nola! Austin!) when the film stumbles and becomes a tad repetitive. They arrive, take in some local color, cook for long lines of appreciative diners, count the cash, and relax to some local musicians. But this doesn’t take away from the entertaining first two acts. The restaurant politics and hierarchy is compelling and very funny as all scurry about like nervy thespians about to perform a new play (well, in a way…). The story crashes into a few comic clichés concerning technology and social media. Daddy Carl bumbles and stumbles on the internet while his boy is almost a computer savant with a mastery of all software and web graphics (showing outgoing tweets as animated bluebirds is a bit cutesy). This won’t matter to diehard “foodies” out there because this film is some mighty tasty “food porn” ranking right up there with BIG NIGHT and DINNER RUSH. At times you’ll wish you could reach up to the screen and yank off a tender morsel of the delicacies (3D would make it too tempting). Carl’s not an eloquent man, but he enjoys expressing his affection by using his culinary skills whether it’s whipping up some late night pasta for Molly or toasting an impossibly delicious grilled cheese sandwich for Percy’s lunch (yeah, it’s just a grilled cheese, but it’ll make your mouth water!). Favreau has proved himself adept at blockbusters, but he’s not lost his touch with smaller, more personal stories. Like Carl, he’s proven that he doesn’t need the fancy bells and whistles (like a trendy LA bistro), he just needs the basics, with a touch of heat and spice. Overall CHEF is a pretty solid satisfying movie meal. Now, I wonder what’s in the fridge…

3.5 Out of 5

 

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Win Tickets To The Advance Screening Of CHEF In St. Louis

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Chef Carl Casper (Jon Favreau) suddenly quits his job at a prominent Los Angeles restaurant after refusing to compromise his creative integrity for its controlling owner (Dustin Hoffman), he is left to figure out what’s next.

Finding himself in Miami, he teams up with his ex-wife (Sofia Vergara), his friend (John Leguizamo) and his son to launch a food truck. Taking to the road, Chef Carl goes back to his roots to reignite his passion for the kitchen — and zest for life and love.

CHEF opens in St. Louis, Friday, May 23rd.

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FADING GIGOLO – The Review

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Actor John Turturro may be best known as one of the screen’s best character actors who has been a part of the repertory companies of both Spike Lee (DO THE RIGHT THING, JUNGLE FEVER) and the Coen brothers (MILLER’S CROSSING, THE BIG LEBOWSKY), but he’s begun to make a name for himself behind the camera as well. After directing the music based documentary PASSIONE in 2010 he has now directed his fourth dramatic feature (MAC in 1992, ILLUMINATA in 1998, and the musical ROMANCE AND CIGARETTES in 2005). Well, this a more of a comedy. To be more precise it’s a New York City-based comedy, much in the same vein as Woody Allen’s 70’s and 80’s classics (for the last few years Woody’s been shooting his stories in Europe and with last year’s BLUE JASMINE in ‘gasp’ California). And guess who Mr. Turturro is directing and sharing scenes with? Mr. Allen himself. Oh yes, and Mr. Tuturro is directing himself in the unlikely lead role. The former BARTON FINK is now a FADING GIGOLO.

Modern day NYC, like most of the US, is tough place for small, independent retailers. As the film opens another long-standing “mom and pop” (well, mostly pop) book store has closed its doors. As they clear the shelves, the shop’s owner Murray (Allen) tells his long-time clerk Fioravonte (Turturro) about an interesting conversation he recently had with his dermatologist. The lady doctor revealed to him her desire to have a menage a’ trois with her best gal pal. She would pay for the male participant, but didn’t know where to look. Murray suggests to Fio that he be the third-party and collect a thousand bucks (of course, Murray would get a “finder’s fee”). Fio scoffs at first (“She’d want a George Clooney-type”), but Murray convinces him to at least meet her for a drink. Before the meeting, the lady, Dr.Parker (Sharon Stone), phones her friend Selima (Sofia Vergara) that their prospective partner is coming over to her place for a drink and an interview. When Fio arrives at her spacious Manhatten condo the two really, REALLY, hit it off and she pays him for his time. Delighted by the cash windfall, Murray begins bringing other “clients” over to Fio’s modest apartment for afternoon “sessions”. When Murray takes one of his girlfriend’s sons over to a specialist for a “di-liceing” sclap treatment, he strikes up a conversation with the hair stylist, a recent widow of a local rabbi, Avigal (Vanessa Paradis). But she needs to be persuaded, and Murray’s frequent visits to her home arouse the suspicions of the neighborhood patrolman Dovi (Liev Schreiber) who has had a crush on the quiet woman for some time. When Avigal finally visits Fio for an afternoon massage, the two connect somehow. Something about this woman from a very different culture touches him deeply. Will Fio give up his new life, and the upcoming threesome, in order to begin a relationship while staying several steps ahead of the inquisitive Dovi, and his law-enforcement buddies?

Turturro the actor pulls back somewhat in the lead role of Fio. He’s the embodiment of that cliché’ “strong, silent type” which is, perhaps, part of his appeal to the different ladies. He becomes a sounding board for his clients until the Avigal character ignites a different passion. But Fio does enjoy his customers, along with his more relaxed lifestyle (and fatter bank accounts). Turturro allows his supporting cast to carry much of the story and one of them almost makes off with the film. Allen is delightful as the old rascal living vicariously through his younger friend. He gets to flirt with the ladies, but there’s no pressure to, ahem, perform. He exhibits a childish glee as he comes up with “outlaw” names for the duo (“We’re ‘Bongo’ and Virgil!”). Late in the film, when things do get dangerous we see a bit of that twitchy nebbish from those long ago early flicks and stand-up. Besides the great chemistry with Turturro, his scenes with his African-American girlfriend’s four kids crackle, particularly as he teaches them the finer points of baseball. Woody’s this movie’s MVP. At the other end of the spectrum, Paradis brings a quiet dignity to the still beautiful widow. We see her, with the help of Fio, emerging from her shell like a butterfly breaking out of the cocoon of her husband’s passing. The scene of her reacting to Fio’s tender touch is quite moving. As for Fio’s menage’ partners, Stone is as radiant as ever even in her initial uncertainty in their first encounter. When the passion begins we witness her releasing her frustration over her loveless marriage. As always Vergara displays her fiery Latin passion, but this is a more subtle, intelligent performance than we’ve seen from her. She’s not the screeching harpy of MACHETE KILLS, nor the dithering bombshell from NEW YEAR’S EVE or TV’s “Modern Family”, her Selima feels very real. And Schreiber is endearing and a tad scary as the jealous protector, who shows his vulnerable side when he finally professes his feelings. In a way, Fio’s helped him open him too.

Turturro the director leads this cast with a sure, steady hand making excellent use of the often familiar New York locations. He shows us some neighborhoods not often used as film settings. He uses no fancy angles or tricks to tell this tale, even choosing to push his character aside. This is well illustrated in the massage scene as he focuses in on the expressive Paradis’s face as she reacts to Turturro’s hands. And he knows just how much of Woody, the film needs (we’re left wanting more Murray, er, ‘Bongo’!). And in the film’s final confrontation with the residents of Avigal’s orthodox neighborhood the script doesn’t resort to easy stereotypes for laughs. Kudos to the film’s screenwriter…John Turturro. FADING GIGOLO is a charming, sometimes heart-breaking walk on the wild side with a couple of fellas’ who are really more on the mild side.

4 Out of 5 Stars

FADING GIGOLO opens everywhere and screens exclusively in the St. Louis area at Landmark’s Plaza Frontenac Cinemas

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Jon Favreau’s CHEF Serves Up A Brand New Trailer

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Open Road Films has unveiled a new trailer for their highly anticipated film and funny movie, CHEF. The cast includes Jon Favreau, Sofia Vergara, John Leguizamo, Bobby Cannavale, Dustin Hoffman, Oliver Platt, Emjay Anthony, Scarlett Johansson and Robert Downey, Jr.

The film opened SXSW 2014 in March and will screen at the Tribeca Film Festival later this month.

Chef Carl Casper (Favreau) suddenly quits his job at a prominent Los Angeles restaurant after refusing to compromise his creative integrity for its controlling owner (Hoffman), he is left to figure out what’s next. Finding himself in Miami, he teams up with his ex-wife (Vergara), his friend (Leguizamo) and his son to launch a food truck.

Taking to the road, Chef Carl goes back to his roots to reignite his passion for the kitchen — and zest for life and love.

Directed by Jon Favreau, CHEF will hit theaters May 9.

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New MACHETE KILLS Trailer

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See why you don’t want to mess with Machete in the explosive new trailer for MACHETE KILLS.  If you fail to do this, you’ll have to answer to the man himself.

In MACHETE KILLS, Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent MACHETE, who is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

With an all-star cast including Michelle Rodriguez, Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard, Charlie Sheen, Lady Gaga, Antonio Banderas, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Hudgens, Cuba Gooding, Jr., Mel Gibson, and Danny Trejo as the legendary Machete, MACHETE KILLS will be in theaters everywhere October 11th.

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MACHETE KILLS Reveals A Deadly New Poster Featuring Sofia Vergara

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Sofia Vergara is the deadly Desdemona in the latest MACHETE KILLS poster (via EW.com ). Prepare for the epic return of Danny Trejo as the ultimate badass in Robert Rodriguez’s highly anticipated MACHETE KILLS.

Recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man, ex-Federale agent Machete must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

The all-star cast includes Michelle Rodriguez, Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard, Charlie Sheen, Lady Gaga, Antonio Banderas, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Hudgens, Cuba Gooding, Jr., Mel Gibson, and Danny Trejo as the legendary Machete.

From director Robert Rodriguez, MACHETE KILLS will be in theaters everywhere September 13th.

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Open Road Films To Release Robert Rodriguez’s MACHETE KILLS On September 13, 2013

Open Road Films will release MACHETE KILLS – directed by Robert Rodriguez (Machete, Sin City, Spy Kids franchise) and starring Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard, Charlie Sheen, Lady Gaga, Antonio Banderas, Jessica Alba, Demián Bichir, Alexa Vega, Vanessa Hudgens, Cuba Gooding, Jr., William Sadler, Marko Zaror and Mel Gibson – on September 13, 2013.

Directed by Robert Rodriguez from a screenplay by Kyle Ward and based on a story by Marcel Rodriguez and Robert Rodríguez, MACHETE KILLS is the sequel to the 2010 hit film MACHETE – which has built a devoted legion of fans since its release – and is the second film in a trilogy.

The film is produced by Robert Rodriguez, along with Aaron Kaufman and Iliana Nikolic through their QuickDraw Productions banner, as well as Sergei Bespalov of Aldamisa Films, Alexander Rodnyansky of AR Films, and Rick Schwartz of Overnight Films.

In MACHETE KILLS, Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent MACHETE, who is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

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Robert Rodriguez Tweets MACHETE KILLS Poster Featuring Lady Gaga As La Chameleon

On Thursday, Producer-Director Robert Rodriguez (@Rodriguez) tweeted out this first poster for the second film in the Machete trilogy.

I just finished working with @LadyGaga on @MacheteKills , she kicked SO MUCH ASS! Holy Smokes. Blown away!

Lady Gaga also took to Twitter to confirm her part in the movie:

Yes its true, I will be making my debut as an actress ln the amazing MACHETE KILLS BY @RODRIGUEZ IM SO EXCITED!!! AH! Filming was insane.

Gaga + Rodriguez = brilliance. Even more so by releasing all this info on MACHETE KILLS via the 21st century version of a newspaper –  social networking.

In late June Rodriguez sent out this photo, “I just cast Charlie Sheen in #machetekills as the President of the United States! Who better?”

In the upcoming film, Machete is mourning the loss of his beloved Sartana, slain during a run in with the cartels. Machete is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man. Machete must battle his way through Mexico to take down a cartel leader, Mendez the Madman, who threatens to fire a missile on the US. Machete foils Mendez’s plot only to find that the missiles are remote wired to and triggered by the madman’s still beating heart. The only man who can disarm the missile is eccentric billionaire arms dealer, Luther Voz, who has hatched a plan of his own to spread war across the planet with a weapon in space. Machete takes on Voz and his army in order dismantle his master plan for global anarchy.

Machete made his first appearance in a “fake” trailer in Rodriguez’s 2007 Grindhouse. The first film, Machete, starred Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Jeff Fahey and Robert De Niro, was released in 2009 to strong box office and overwhelming home video success. Rodriguez’s next film, FRANK MILLER’S SIN CITY: A DAME TO KILL FOR (3D), will  be released in 2014.

Starring Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Amber Heard, Sofia Vergara, Antonio Banderas, Demian Bichir, Alexa Vega, Mel Gibson, Charlie Sheen, and Lady Gaga, MACHETE KILLS will be in theaters in 2013.

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THE THREE STOOGES – The Review

Every decade or so, one or two film makers become a major force in cinema comedies. The 1980’s saw the influence of ZAZ (AKA Jerry Zucker, Jim Abrahams, and David Zucker) starting with AIRPLANE! and RUTHLESS PEOPLE . For the last ten years or so Judd Apatow (40-YEAR OLD VIRGIN) and Todd Phillips (OLD SCHOOL) have ruled the comedy roost. In between there’s the Farrelly brothers (Peter and Bobby), former sitcom writers who invaded the multiplexes with the big box office laugh fests DUMB AND DUMBER and THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY (which opened the gates for the return of the R-rated movie comedy). When interviewed during their salad days, the guys related their affection for a decades old comedy team and vowed to bring them back to the big screen (they even appeared on a tribute  NBC-TV special hosted by their KINGPIN star Woody Harrelson). After some recent under performing movie missteps (HALL PASS couldn’t connect with today’s raunchy comedy crowds), they’ve decided to finally put together their dream project/love letter. The end result is THE THREE STOOGES. Several fans of the trio have been quite vocal on the internet decrying this new film as sacrilege. They say that this will tarnish the good name of the classic comedians. Really? The Stooges?  While they were still with us, the fellas did plenty of material that was not exactly sterling. Remember SNOW WHITE AND THE THREE STOOGES? What about the crudely produced 60’s cartoons (from the “Clutch Cargo” folks) with cheaply made color live-action intros? A decade later “The Three Robotic Stooges” from Hanna-Barbera (a real low point for HB-and that’s saying something!) premiered on CBS Saturday mornings. And the boys nearly co-starred in BLAZING STEWARDESSES (Emile Sitka was to replace the ailing Larry Fine, but Moe’s death put the kibosh on this!). So whether this should be done is beside the point. It’s here. Let’s see how it works as a film..

First, here’s a quick stooge history lesson (a Stooges 101). The Three Stooges were a comedy group assembled by vaudeville comic Ted Healy in the early 1920’s. They were Shemp Howard, his brother Moe, and wild-haired violinist Larry Fine. When Hollywood beckoned they were featured performers in a couple of Fox films. Shemp left the team for a solo career and was replaced by another Howard brother, Jerry AKA Curly. They made some features and shorts with MGM before the stooges split from Healy. Soon they were signed by the struggling Columbia Pictures for a series of short subjects (16 to 18 minute films sometimes called two reelers) over the course of 25 years! When Curly retired due to illness, brother Shemp came back to replace him. When Shemp died, veteran comic Joe Besser filled the spot till the final short in 1959. The advent of television had pretty much shuttered all the studios’ shorts departments. Looked like the end of the road for the trio. But suddenly TV made them more popular than ever! Columbia’s Screen Gems division sold the stooges shorts to local TV stations around the country during the heyday of the kiddie show host (usually aired during the afternoon with local ads, a live audience of youngsters, and assorted short cartoons). They were in demand again. Comic vet Joe DeRita (AKA Curly Joe) replaced Besser and the fellows packed stadiums, hit the TV variety shows, and even starred in new feature films from Columbia (beginning with HAVE ROCKET, WILL TRAVEL). No doubt the young Farrelly boys were glued to their sets watching the boys during this big resurgence. Sadly the last of the stooges, DeRita passed away in 1993.

In putting together this new screen romp, the Farrellys are aiming squarely for family audiences (the ads tout its PG rating) since the stooges’s rapid slapstick and cartoon look always connected with kids. Now this is not an autobiography of the team (been done), nor is it a period piece set during the stooges golden era (late thirties, early forties). It features the most popular trio 0f Moe, Larry, and Curly, set in today’s world with a good deal of topical humor. As in the Brady Bunch feature films, the stooges don’t quite seem to belong (Gene Siskel used to say that they were always out-of-place) in these modern settings which gives the film the old fish (or fishes) out of water premise. There’s one plot flowing through the film’s 90 minutes, but there are title cards and animation inserted to make it appear that three new short subjects have been strung together. The story harkens back to the plots of several of the old shorts. The boys leave the orphanage where they grew up (on the entrance sign it states “est. 1934”, the same year as the release of the first stooge short, WOMAN HATERS-nice inside joke) in order to raise $830,000 and save it from closing (shades of THE BLUES BROTHERS). They get into many mishaps along the way and get entangled in a plot to do away with the rich husband of a femme fatale’ (Sofia Vergara). Although they’re in 2012, the stooges remain in somewhat familiar story territory.

Quite a lot of publicity has been stirred up by the Farrellys about the casting of the comic icons. Russell Crowe is Moe. Now it’s Benicio Del Toro. Sean Penn’s a lock as Larry. He’s out, Paul Giamotti’s in. Jim Carrey’s gonna wear prosthetics and a fat suit to be Curly. Nope, maybe Jack Black will shave his head. Finally three TV vets were cast who bring a great deal of energy and skill in re-creating the trio (hard to imagine those higher-profile stars doing a better job). The real discovery is Chris Diamantopoulos as Moe (Chris is a vet of several TV shows including “24”). He’s quick-tempered, easily frustrated, and dishes out punishment (and takes a lot) with authority. Surprisingly he shows some vulnerability and tenderness in a couple of scenes (A sensitive Moe!). His nicknames for by-standers (he calls a stout matron “Jumbotron”) are a hoot! The biggest star of the three may be Sean Hayes who got an Emmy for his work as Jack on the long-running “Will and Grace”. He displays his expert comic timing as the frizzy-haired Larry. While in the old shorts Larry would blend into the background, Hayes’s Larry gives the film some of its biggest laughs. And he can take a smack almost as well as the original. Interesting side note: both actors played comedians in TV bio films. Diamantopoulos played Robin Williams in “Behind the Camera: the Unauthorized Story of ‘Mork and Mindy'” while Hayes was Jerry in “Martin and Lewis.” And then there’s perhaps the most beloved and imitated stooge. Curly is played by the former “MadTV” cast member Will Sasso. He more than brings the required manic energy to the role, while reproducing the child-like nature of the groups’ wide-eyed innocent. Curly always seemed to be off on another dimension from his two pals and Sasso gets that, too. I was concerned about his being taller than his team mates, but that was not an issue after a few minutes in. During several sequences, the actors are like a well oiled machine as they engage in a rapid bopping, eye-poking, slapping whirlwind worthy of a top drill team or dance troupe. There have been several recreations on TV of the boys over the years: SCTV (with the legendary John Candy as Curly), ABC’s Fridays (with Larry David as Larry!), Fox’s In Living Color, and the ABC bio movie (produced by Mel Gibson), but Chris, Sean, and Will are the best yet.

And the guys have some great supporting players (besides the talented youngsters that play the trio at age ten). The biggest scene stealer has to be Larry David as the orphanage’s Sister Mary Mengele. Excitable and full of fury, he holds his own against the stooges and several overly cloying orphans (guess the kids are there for young audience identification. Seemed like a lot of forced pathos). Craig Bierko is terrific as the sap who enlists the stooges in the murder plot, but then suffers the most abuse from them. Vergara is as lovely as she is on “Modern Family,” but here we get to see her ruthless side as a variation of the classic double (and triple) crossing film noir bombshell. The other ladies don’t have as much to work with. Jennifer Hudson gets to belt a bit of gospel as one of the nuns, but spends the rest of her time responding the boys’ antics. The real waste is the great Jane Lynch in the somber, bland role of Mother Superior (one of the best comic actors working today, and she doesn’t get to crack wise?). There’s a welcome cameo from Bill Murray’s brother Brian as a priest and a very satisfying sequence involving the cast of a much reviled (but strangely popular) reality TV show (perhaps cathartic is more appropriate). A few moments lag, but there’s a whole lotta’ fun packed in these ninety minutes ( try to stick around for the end credits music video ). You might find yourself laughing more than the kids. Like the Farrellys, I watched those black and white gems on my favorite TV host’s show (hey Cactus Pete’s Funny Company!) and this new film gave me some  nostalgic amusement. There’s some clever sight gags and slapstick along with clever riffs on time-tested bits. It’s silly and crude, but I laughed a lot in spite of my “adult sophistication.” You stooge-iphiles need not worry. This is a film that captures the spirit of the old classics and is filled with affection for those ‘chowder-heads.’ Should you give this flick a look? Why ‘soitenly’!

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

NEW YEAR’S EVE (2011) – The Review

 

 

Seems that not that long ago holidays were almost the exclusive domain of horror flicks ( thanks in no small part to John Carpenter’s 1978 classic HALLOWEEN ). This extended to other calendar dates like certain Fridays and even birthdays. With the release last year of VALENTINE’S DAY the “rom-com” has decided to horn in on the cineplex action thanks to TV sitcom master ( his trifecta being ” Happy Days “, ” Laverne and Shirley ” and ” Mork and Mindy ” ) turned movie comic kingpin ( PRETTY WOMAN ) Gary Marshall. Now Mr. M has decided to take on another big ( usually romantic ) holiday with NEW YEAR’S EVE and once again he’s assembled another gang of big stars ( with two returnees from last year ). We’ve haven’t opened our presents under the tree yet ( some of us haven’t even begun shopping ), so is this early cinema offering a gift that we’ll revisit again and again?

 Like the previous holiday flick, this is several stories intercut over the running time ( some share characters and settings ). Speaking of settings, this time NYC replaces LA ( a very mild winter Big Apple ). Let’s check them off! Hilary Swank is a city worker in charge of the big Times Square celebration ( including the dropping of the big ball ) who’s aided by good pal, policeman Chris ” Ludacris ” Bridges. One of the entertainers there is Jenson, played by real life rocker Jon Bon Jovi, who’s also singing at a big record company party catered by Katherine Heigl and her assistant Sofia Vergara. A put-upon worker at said record company, Michelle Pfieffer, quits and offers tickets to the big party to messenger Zac Efron if he can help her check items off her ” things to do list “. Zac’s brother is a cynical, New Year’s-hating cartoonist ( Ashton Kutcher )  trapped in his building’s elevator along with perky singer Lea Michelle, who’s on her way to sing back up with Jenson. At a hospital young parents-to-be Seth Meyers and Jessica Biel compete with another couple to collect the cash prize for the first birth of 2012. On another floor, nurse Halle Berry tends to a dying Robert DeNiro, who just wants to live long enough to see the 2011 become history. Sarah Jessica Parker is a harried single mother trying to track down teenage daughter Abigal Breslin who hopes to share her first kiss with that special boy at midnight in Times Square. Also racing into town in order to share a midnight kiss is Josh Duhamel, who encounters many obstacles ( and wacky characters ) on his way back from a Connecticut wedding. Whew, what a night!

 Marshall does his best to juggle the many stories. Unfortunately he has to cut away from many plots just as the momentum starts building. And many of them would’ve been better left on the editing room floor, particularly those agonizing attempts at pathos. The DeNiro/Berry scenes really seem to slow things up while a turgid,televised speech by Swank grinds things to a complete halt ( really, the Times Square crowds are completely silent? Really? ). The script is very TV “sitcomy” with many obvious set-ups and punch lines. The big star list may be more a testament to the good will that Marshall engenders rather than the quality of the material. Still several of the more seasoned comedy pr0s wring some laughs especially SNL’s Meyers and Vergara ( her character here is an even more ethnic and hot-to-trot variation of her Gloria from TV’s ” Modern Family ” ). Many pairings just don’t have much of a spark ( the Kutcher/Michelle pairing is a bit creepy ). I was really disheartened that Pfieffer was saddled with a frumpy brown wig and doing another take on the pre-Catwoman Selina Kyle. Fortunately the film moves to another location and pairing very quickly. I breathed a sigh of relief that Heigl and Parker shared no scenes. I feared that the two queens of awful romcoms on-screen together might create some sort of cinema black hole. There is great use of NYC locations, but it’s not enough to recommend this cliche-ridden, cloying mess. Stick around for the end credits bloopers-they’re a lot funnier than what’s in the main film ( maybe you’ll get to be that funny in a comedy soon, Mr. DeNiro! ). Let’s hope this is the last holiday to get this big screen desecration from the Marshall gang ( I’m sure Hector Elizondo will still get plenty of work! ).

 

Overall Rating: One and a Half Out of Five Stars