I CARE A LOT – Review

This recent worldwide health crisis has been more than a “bump in the road” for increased lifespans. But let’s be a bit more optimistic…for now. If the vaccines do their intended job, and we adjust our social behavior, for the time being, the human race could be “back on track” to stick around longer than any time in recorded history. As I recall, one of the national newsweekly magazines from 2015 ran a baby photo on its cover and stated that the lil’ cutie could live to 142 years. So, that’s a good..no great thing, right? Oh yes, but there’s the dark side, mainly the failing functions of the mind and body. And, unfortunately, there’s no end of human vultures looking to swoop in and scoop up, unlike the animals it’s cash rather than flesh. One such scavenger is at the heart of this new, somewhat satirical, comedy/thriller. Of course, she denies her villainy, insisting that it’s not about that loot, and declaring that I CARE A LOT.

The caring lady in question is Marla Grayson (Rosamund Pike) who runs a nice little for (big) profit business as a court-appointed guardian for several (her office wall has thirty or so 8 by 10 photos tacked up) senior citizens who have been deemed by their doctor (“bought off” by Marla) unable to care for themselves. In the opening moments of the story, she squashes the court challenge of a man who has been denied seeing his mother who’s in a “skilled care” facility (also in cahoots with guess who). Naturally, Marla has taken over this lady’s finances, emptying his bank accounts and selling her car, house, and everything inside it. There’s no time to celebrate after the court victory, though. She gets a call from the “home” telling her that one of her “wards” has passed, so there’s a plum vacancy open (but Marla has to give him 2 grand to “hold” it for her). Time to call her pal Dr. Amos (Alicia Witt), who just happens to have a seventy-something “cherry”: a widowed lady with no relatives and a paid-off house in a prized neighborhood. Just a note from her is enough for Judge Lomax (Isiah Whitlock Jr.) to assign Marla as her legal guardian. Before the ink is barely dry, she and her (very) personal assistant Fran (Eiza Gonzalez) are escorting a sad and confused Jennifer Peterson (Dianne Wiest) out of her cherished home and checking her into her room at the “care facility” (after taking her cell phone, for safety matters naturally). As Fran and her helpers are emptying out and painting the Peterson place a bewildered cab driver shows up looking for Jennifer. Fran informs him of her hasty relocation. Ah, but this isn’t your regular transport “hack”. He conveys this to a powerful man surrounded by armed “muscle’ in his plush high-rise office. That shady individual, Roman Lunyov (Peter Dinklage) is most unhappy that his visit with Jennifer has been canceled. After getting a bit more intel, he sends his legal “shark” Dean (Chris Messina) to visit Marla, toss off some casual threats, and offer a case of cash (150K). But Marla declines, sensing that someone with very deep pockets is “on the hook”. Thus begins an all-out war, as Jennifer becomes an addled pawn in a most dangerous game. But just which type of criminal mastermind will triumph? And what of the sweet quiet lady in the middle?

Marla may be the most morally complex role that the gifted Ms. Pike has taken on since her breakthrough work as the “Amazing” Amy in 2014’s GONE GIRL. Early in the story’s ongoing narration, she states that “You’re either predator or prey.”, And though I’ve mentioned the feathered scavengers, Marla is most definitely a shark, an alpha one at that. She’s constantly moving, seeking out another tasty ‘ward” to gobble up. And in a couple of scenes, we see her strike back when the threatened males attempt to push her into a corner (she alludes to a brutal childhood). Somehow Pike makes her more compelling than repugnant with her confident body language and staccato line delivery. Luckily her passions are not all wrapped up in acquisitions, illustrated by her affection for Fran. Gonzalez makes her more than dangerous “eye candy”, though still exuding the same sultry siren call from her BABY DRIVER diva. Fran and Marla have a deep loving bond, perhaps united by their shared “hard knock” past and the thrill of being just inches (clients, really) away from the “sweet life”. The two make quite a dynamite duo. And they need that explosive energy when dealing with Dinklage’s sinister crime kingpin (from a one-sided phone call over “mules’ we know he’s just as exploitive and evil). Roman is a tight compact ball of fury whose can be “set off” with the most delicate announcement of bad news, really whatever blocks his path. And this raging monster is giving a heart due to his devotion to Wiest’s Linda. She grabs our sympathies immediately as she’s prodded and hustled with all manner of condescending attitude and physical interaction. With her furrowed brow and “welling up” gaze, Linda’s all of our dearest matriarchal figures, debased by the evils of the world. But then Wiest shows us her dark, dark side. Through the haze of the home’s forced medications, Linda spits venom at the startled Marla. Wiest shows us that the “cherry” is far from a helpless patsy. And though he’s only in a few scenes, Messina makes a strong impression as the smooth “mouth-piece” Dean Ericson, who’s quick to toss out a business card, while biding his time to formulate a subtle threat of violent retaliation. His perfectly coiffed exterior can’t quite disguise the tough street fighter who’ll slash you as you dart into an alley. He’s a formidable sparring partner for Pike’s Marla and their scenes in and out of the courtroom crackle with tension.

Writer/director J Blakeson has whipped up a most imaginative and unpredictable cautionary tale that’s a call to action and a rollercoaster thrill ride. In the first act, we’re nudged to feel outraged at the legal (in appearance) exploitation of the elderly by the “ice queen”-like Marla. But then she almost becomes an “anti-heroine” in the mode of WALL STREET’s Gordon Geeko using lives as commodities in a dark satire of modern avarice. Then the plot takes a near “U-turn” with the introduction of Roman (though the Russian mobsters are now a too easy “go-to” bad guy cliche), as we hope for Linda’s rescue and Marla’s comeuppance. But somehow Blakeson gets us rooting for Marla and Fran, as though they’re a modern, wealthier take on THELMA AND LOUISE. Then it’s apparent that the two opposing forces are united in their anger with society’s attitudes toward them (Marla and Fran for their gender, Roman for his size). It’s quite an impressive feat to completely steer audience allegiances so often over the story. Aside from the typical action flick Russian mob, Marla’s constant vaping (now film shorthand for “jerk”) almost veered the film into “parody-town” (guess it’s a modern take on the big macho Cuban cigars). Still when it works (the handling of Linda is blood-boiling fuel), you’re grateful for this inventive take on the crime/action “pot-boilers”. And though the “tacked-on” epilogue feels a bit like an ending that the 1930s Hayes Office (a film decency group) would have insisted on, I’m guessing that Blakeson, like his complex creation Marla, would tell all of us that, “I CARE A LOT”. And his passion shows.

3.5 Out of 4

I CARE A LOT streams exclusively on Netflix beginning Friday, February 19, 2021

POMS -Review

Ready?! Begin (I think that may be how they still start cheers)! Time to take a little detour from the Summer blockbuster super-highway, down that little rundown side street that leads to the “grindhouse”, just a few miles before the drive-in. A staple of those “low rent” movie outlets were those slightly naughty little flicks, usually featuring a bevy of young beauties often fresh from Hef’s grotto (and magazine, of course). Now, the settings and titles of these flicks usually sprung from a profession like nursing (THE STUDENT NURSES and CANDY STRIP NURSES), even TV “spokeswomen” (GAME SHOW MODELS). Then there were the “cheer” flicks like CHEERLEADERS’ BEACH PARTY and the 76 classic THE POM POM GIRLS. And in that spirit comes this new film starring…hold on. These are more mature actresses, a couple of them are 70s screen icons (in their 70s). Let’s see if this still has lots of pep as they dazzle us with their POMS.

The story starts with the “estate sale” of Martha (Diane Keaton), her life’s belongings scattered about (with price “post-it” notes) on the sidewalk in front of an alley in “Urban City USA”. Since she has no husband or kids, everything “gotta’ go”. Once that’s done, she loads her one travel bag and a small beaten-up cardboard box into her SUV and hits the road. At a rest/gas stop she takes a call from her doctor’s office. No, she won’t reschedule her chemo treatments, rather she cancels them. Her “final” destination is a retirement community in Georgia to, in her words, “wait to die”. Ah, but everybody’s enjoying their “golden years”, chugging around on small electric golf carts. After checking in with the private security supervisor (Bruce McGill), Martha is overwhelmed by the welcoming committee, headed by “queen bee” Vicki (Celia Weston) who extolls their activities and tells her, “If you don’t find a club to join, start one”. At her new home, Martha meets her frisky, free-spirited neighbor Sheryl (Jackie Weaver) who likes to break the rules by crashing funerals (free food) and housing her teenage grandson Ben (Charlie Tahan). One night Sheryl finds Martha’s old cheerleading sweater popping out of that battered moving box. She asks to borrow it in order to “spice up” a future “date”. But this inspires Martha to start a cheerleading squad/club. But Vicki’s not keen on it and insists they have 8 members. Auditions are held, and thanks to Olive (Pam Grier), Alice (Rhea Perlman) and another feisty foursome, they reach their goal. But will Vicki put a stop to it? And what happens when a disastrous public performance is put online? Will Martha (who’s secretly fighting cancer) and the ladies give up when they become a viral video laughing stock?

This “cheer club” boasts a veteran actress “dream team”. Keaton has the most compelling “story arc’ as Martha goes from being sour and sullen to revitalized as she finds a reason to keep going, to just get up in the morning. And as with many of her recent characters, her Martha is a focused force of nature who meets all of the film’s “villains” (at least three) head on. As Sheryl, Weaver has an infectious “naughty girl” grin (in classic TV terms, she’s the “Blanche”) as she tosses off tart retorts, hatches bits of mischief, and becomes the lil’ devil on Martha’s right shoulder (whispering new schemes into her ear). Perlman’s Alice goes through her own transformation as subservient housekeeper to a spirited extrovert who delights in standing up for herself and her new “sisters”. Grier projects an earthy charm as Olive, though she’s given little to, other than “jump-starting” her stable but staid marriage (turns out that hubby always dreamed of bedding a cheerleader). Weston spews mint julep-flavored venom as the smiling Southern-bell barracuda. McGill is a great flustered comic foil as the ineffectual “lawman”. Tahan is very good as the nerdy misfit who’s also taken under Martha’s wing and taught to fly. Mainly her soars about the lovely Alisha Boe as the captain of the local high school cheer team who becomes an unlikely ally to Martha’s club.

Documentarian Zara Hayes makes her narrative film debut with this “by the numbers” “feel good’ inspirational comedy, giving the cast a nice, polished sheen, but pacing the story like a beefed up basic cable film. That’s dictated by the episodic screenplay she co-wrote with Shane Atkinson. Truly it plays almost like the first three or four episodes of a sitcom for Lifetime or the Hallmark Channel. There are loads of “bonding” montages mixed in with the practice sessions sequences. Every ten or twelve minutes a sneering cardboard villain pops up (as in those target ranges) be it Vicki or a member’s “square’ son or a trite teen “bad girl”, they’re easily overcome by the squad’s smiles and “positive vibes”. One character goes from antagonist to promoter so quickly that the viewer may be in danger of whiplash. Several subplots never really “pay off” (the youngsters’ romance goest flat), while some tepid slapstick (an uninspired car chase grinds everything to a halt) invoke more tedium than hilarity (that viral video). The story stumbles about for its 90 minutes toward the most predictable triumphant underdog ending that jumps from maudlin sentimentality to a ridiculous “YouTube’-styled sensation (worldwide, eh, sure…). The release date weekend is cued to the big holiday, but this turgid trek would be a most mediocre dessert at the end of a nice brunch (despite the many mimosas). This cast deserves better because they’re just as “Marvel-ous’ as the women in the still big blockbuster. There’s little pep (or originality) in these POMS.

1.5 Out of 5

THE FAREWELL PARTY – The Review

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Just a couple of weeks ago, the film, I’LL SEE YOU IN MY DREAMS, explored and celebrated love and late in life happiness for the AARP demographic. And now, here’s the flip side. It, like the 2011 Oscar for foreign film winner ARMOUR, proves the saying usually attributed to Bette Davis, “Old age is not for sissies”. For the retirees in this film, there’s no pot parties or lunch time sea cruises with Sam Elliot to eagerly anticipate. Nope, there’s only pain, suffering, and death in their futures, along with some very tough decisions. Even though there’s little cause for the celebration, we’re invited, via your local cinema, to THE FAREWELL PARTY.

The “party” really centers around one couple. Yehezkel (Ze’ev Revach) and Levana (Levana Finkelstein) are reveling in their golden years together as they share a cozy home in a Jerusalem retirement center. They enjoy regular visits from adult daughter Noa (Hilla Sarjon), splashing in the community pool with their sweet eight year-old granddaughter, and having the space for him to have a workshop. Seems Yeh has a rep there as quite the “gadget guru”. This prompts old friend Yana (Aliza Rosen) to ask a big favor. Her dear husband has had to move out of the center and into the hospital as he is slowly, very slowly, losing a battle against cancer. She pleads with Yeh to concoct a device to bring him a peaceful, painless death. After much soul searching, he begins work on putting together a, yes, suicide machine. But Yeh is not wise in the ways of medicine, and so he enlists the aid of a retired veterinarian Raffi (Raffi Tavor) and a very reluctant physician Carmon (Yosef Carmon). When word of their efforts leak out, Yeh is soon bombarded by requests from distraught spouses. As he tries to keep his secret life a secret (and deal with his greedy cohorts), he also must deal with Levana’s slow dissent into dementia. She begins to forget names, recipes, even her clothing. The director of the center along with his daughter pressure Yeh to commit her to an assisted living facility. But the proud man insists that he can take care of his lifelong love. But how long will he be able to do this, until she too pleads for the release he and his aides can provide?

Co-directors/screenwriters Granit and Maymon guide this cast of veteran actors to wonderfully subtle performances. Revach is a growly, grumpy “grandpa” bear who bristles at becoming the leader of this band of “kosher Kevorkians”. He’s endearing while being occasionally frustrating. Yeh is an unmovable rock when it comes to his mate. He adamantly refuses to admit that her needs will soon be beyond his abilities. Finkelstein as that mate, his “grandma bear”, makes her a warm, tempering influence that calms his tirades. This makes her slow descent into darkness more tragic. Levana is soon gliding through life like a lost ghost, much as the title character in STILL ALICE. Rosen plays Yana as a formidable instigator, unafraid to butt heads with Yeh. And Tavor gives the film a touch of whimsy as the veteran vet. Granit and Maymon unfold the story with a leisurely pace, giving it a natural feel, but  allowing for a couple of brief comic moments: two separate encounters with the same exasperated motorcycle cop and an act of support and defiance that enrages the center’s director (shades of ANIMAL HOUSE!). The film makers steer clear of heavy-handed melodramatics and deliver a real slice of life dilemma. Perhaps the best accolade for the film is the possibility that it will prompt an honest discussion among audience members in case, at some point, they must think about THE FAREWELL PARTY that may await any of us.

3.5 Out of 5

THE FAREWELL PARTY opens everywhere and screens exclusively in the St. Louis area at Landmark’s Plaza Frontenac Cinemas

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