THE VELVET UNDERGROUND – Review

This past year we’ve seen several very entertaining documentary features set in the world of music, particularly SUMMER OF SOUL. Another lauded film was the profile of the rock band Sparks, titled simply THE SPARKS BROTHERS, which set itself apart from many doc features in that it was helmed by a director who’s mainly known for fiction films, Edgar Wright. Now another similar director enters the fray, Todd Haynes, who last told the story of corporate polluters in the “based on real events” drama DARK WATERS. He’s the force behind the new film that chronicles the history of a most influential band that merged rock and roll with the avant-garde, a group of acclaimed musical talents known as THE VELVET UNDERGROUND.

This story begins, oddly enough, with a grainy kinescope of the CBS TV game show staple, “I’ve Got a Secret’. The audience titters when told of the “secret”: pianist John Cale played an 18-hour concert (he was joined by the only attendee that stuck it out). We’re then plunged into the changing cultural landscape of the 1960s as Cale meets an intense young poet/guitarist named Lou Reed. They became a fixture of the hip, young New York scene as The Primitives which included Sterling Morrison. Eventually Maureen (Moe) Tucker came aboard as the band’s drummer as they decided on the new moniker, The Velvet Underground. Despite the personality clashes and indulgencies (including heroin), their dark-themed songs caught the attention of art icon Andy Warhol who made them the “house band” for his “factory”. Eventually, he would manage the band in 1966 and soon he would pair them with the exotic actress/model Nico for a series of live shows and record albums. After the exit of Nico, the band finally broke with Warhol, who made their shows a full media “happening’ with projected film and slides. VU continued to make music through the 60s until 1973, a couple of years after Reed left to embark on a lauded solo career.

Those hoping for an involving introduction to the iconic group will be dumbstruck for the sensory overload orchestrated by Haynes. After the game show epilogue, he fills the screen with multiple images, often distracting from the music snippets and the more recent interview subjects. As he presents the original band members, 2/3 of the screen is taken up by a “locked-down” headshot from the Warhol factory with each musician trying not to blink while assorted archival stills and news footage flash by in countless boxes (one sequence looks like the Brady Bunch opening titles times six). Sure, we hear from surviving members of the VU, along with family members and old pals of those departed, but they’re generic talking heads as the ever-changing “slide show” numbs us. There are also a few celebs like Jonathan Richmond, Jackson Browne, and Warhol “superstar” Mary Woronov (who joins Moe in a rant against those “hippie flower kids”), but they don’t truly enlighten or illuminate. Oh, and those Warhol unflinching static shot close-ups haven’t become more charming with age. The group seems worthy of an engrossing cinematic recollection but this visually erratic and haphazardly cut fever dream from Haynes will not add many new fans for THE VELVET UNDERGROUND. Now, where’s the Dramamine?

1 Out of 4

THE VELVET UNDERGROUND screens exclusively in the St. Louis area at Landmark’s Plaza Frontenac Cinemas and begins streaming on Apple TV + on October 15, 2021

The Ramones Rock-o-meter! ROCK ‘N’ ROLL HIGH SCHOOL Midnights This Weekend at The Tivoli

” Do your parents *know* that you’re Ramones? “

ROCK ‘N’ ROLL HIGH SCHOOL plays midnights this weekend (August 16th and 17th) at the Tivoli as part of their Reel Late at the Tivoli Midnight series.  A Facebook invite for the event can be found HERE

It’s amazing that actress P.J. Soles didn’t become a big star after playing Riff Randell, #1 fan of the punk rock group the Ramones, in ROCK ‘N’ ROLL HIGH SCHOOL in 1979. Soles is so exuberant, you don’t mind she’s obviously too old to still be a student in high school (that fact is leveled out by having all the kids look 25). The movie is a fast-paced frolic that doesn’t cop-out; everything gets blown to smithereens at the end, and that’s just as it should be. Mary Woronov, a kinky and funny presence as the Nazi-like principal, gets a great, one-of-a-kind bit at the beginning where Frisbees fly dangerously close to her head (how many takes did they use on that, or was it a fluke?) and Dey Young is very appealing as Randell’s best friend, Kate Rambeau. The Ramones can’t act, but they’re funny, and their concert segment is a blast. One Ramones song, “I Want You Around”, is treated as a fantasy and is well-captured; other incidental songs are good, particularly a rare Paul McCartney ballad, “Did We Meet Somewhere Before?” Great fun!

The Tivoli’s located at 6350 Delmar Blvd., University City, MO. Admission is a mere $8!

The Tivoli’s website can be found HERE

Here’s the line-up for the other films coming to ‘Reel Late at The Tivoli:

Aug. 23-24          NINJA SCROLL (1993) – subtitled                                

Aug. 30-31          LABYRINTH  

Sept. 6-7             HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH New 4K digital re-master

NIGHT OF THE COMET Screening at Schlafly Bottleworks March 1st

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“The legal drinking age is now ten, but you will need I.D. . Let’s be real!”

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NIGHT OF THE COMET screens Wednesday, March 1st at 8pm at  Schlafly Bottleworks Restaurant and Bar (7260 Southwest Ave.- at Manchester – Maplewood, MO 63143) as part of Webster University’s Award-Winning Strange Brew Film Series. Admission is $5

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Imagine the horror of being stuck with 80s fashion, style, and music for the rest of your life: that’s the fate facing teenage sisters Regina and Samantha (Catherine Mary Stewart and blonde cutie Kelli Maroney) when civilization comes to a standstill after a passing comet turns most of the human race into orange dust in the 1984 cult-sci-fier NIGHT OF THE COMET. Amazingly, Regina and Sam have survived desiccation thanks to the fact they were both surrounded by steel when the Earth passed through the comet’s tail, but that doesn’t mean that they are no longer in danger: those who were partially exposed to the cosmic rays are slowly disintegrating, becoming bloodthirsty zombies in the process.

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Possibly inspired by 70s TV movie WHERE HAVE ALL THE PEOPLE GONE?, with which it shares a lot of similarities, director Thom Eberhardt’s enjoyable end of the world B-movie is a quirky, tongue-in-cheek effort that deliberately piles on the clichés, but also delivers some smart dialogue, solid performances from its great cast (including B-movie regular Mary Woronov, and the recently departed Geoffry Lewis), and even a decent shock or two. Special effects are limited to red and orange filters for the sky, and basic sunken-eye zombie make-up, but Eberhardt more than makes up for this with his spirited direction and some beautiful and very eerie shots of a completely deserted Los Angeles.

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If you think you can stomach the overload of neon colors, big hair, and dreadful clothing that pervade the movie, then you could do a lot worse than to give NIGHT OF THE COMET a whirl. And you’ll have the chance Wednesday, March 1st at 8pm at  Schlafly Bottleworks Restaurant and Bar (7260 Southwest Ave.- at Manchester – Maplewood, MO 63143)

A Facebook invite for this event can be found HERE

https://www.facebook.com/events/1459282740749315/

 

NIGHT OF THE COMET – Midnights This Weekend at The Hi-Pointe

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“The legal drinking age is now ten, but you will need I.D. . Let’s be real!”

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NIGHT OF THE COMET screens midnights this Friday and Saturday Night (May 1st and 2nd) at The Hi-Pointe Theater (1005 McCausland Ave, St. Louis) as part of Destroy the Brain’s monthly Late Night Grindhouse

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Imagine the horror of being stuck with 80s fashion, style, and music for the rest of your life: that’s the fate facing teenage sisters Regina and Samantha (Catherine Mary Stewart and blonde cutie Kelli Maroney) when civilization comes to a standstill after a passing comet turns most of the human race into orange dust in the 1984 cult-sci-fier NIGHT OF THE COMET.
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Amazingly, Regina and Sam have survived desiccation thanks to the fact they were both surrounded by steel when the Earth passed through the comet’s tail, but that doesn’t mean that they are no longer in danger: those who were partially exposed to the cosmic rays are slowly disintegrating, becoming bloodthirsty zombies in the process.

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Possibly inspired by 70s TV movie WHERE HAVE ALL THE PEOPLE GONE?, with which it shares a lot of similarities, director Thom Eberhardt’s enjoyable end of the world B-movie is a quirky, tongue-in-cheek effort that deliberately piles on the clichés, but also delivers some smart dialogue, solid performances from its great cast (including B-movie regular Mary Woronov, and the recently departed Geoffry Lewis), and even a decent shock or two. Special effects are limited to red and orange filters for the sky, and basic sunken-eye zombie make-up, but Eberhardt more than makes up for this with his spirited direction and some beautiful and very eerie shots of a completely deserted Los Angeles.
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If you think you can stomach the overload of neon colors, big hair, and dreadful clothing that pervade the movie, then you could do a lot worse than to give NIGHT OF THE COMET a whirl. And you’ll have the chance this weekend (May 1st and 2nd) when it plays midnights at The Hi-Pointe Theater as part of Destroy the Brain’s monthly Late Night Grindhouse midnight show. Admission is $7 – Beer & Wine is served until 12:45am

The Hi-Pointe’s site can be found HERE

http://hi-pointetheatre.com/

The Facebook invite for the Friday night show can be found HERE

https://www.facebook.com/events/1394622430860596/

The Facebook invite for the Saturday night show can be found HERE

https://www.facebook.com/events/1580601632218189/

The Destroy The Brain.com site can be found HERE

http://www.destroythebrain.com/