ABIGAIL – Review

An old saying goes that “You can’t keep a good man down”. Well, despite the meager box office returns for last year’s big Dracula flicks, RENFIELD, and THE LAST VOYAGE OF THE DEMETER, this weekend’s new monster movie believes that “You can’t keep a good vampire down”. Really, they just keep popping up, just check out those Christopher Lee Hammer Film classics (seriously, they’re loads of frightful fun). Ha, “down for the Count”…and enough of the “groaners”. Although this new flick’s working title was “Dracula’s Daughter”, this chiller isn’t officially connected to the Bram Stoker creation. For one thing, it’s set in today’s world, so a speedy beaten van replaces the horse-drawn carriages. Oh, and it’s got elements of a crime thriller. This tale concerns a “snatch and grab” crew who get more than they bargained for when their target is ABIGAIL.

The film’s opening moments introduce us to the title character (Alisha Weir), a preteen lass indulging in her passion for dance as she performs “Swan Lake” in an empty theatre. Ah, it turns out that someone else aside from the family driver is waiting for her to head home. Six black-clad adults in an old commercial van follow her towncar through the night, past the city, and into her gated mansion. As one of the crew hacks into the estate’s security system, a trio swiftly moves in. Young Abigail believes she’s safe in her bedroom, until the invaders burst in, and one injects her with a powerful tranquilizer. She’s placed in a large duffel bag, and the trio sprints back to the van just as another vehicle with Abigail’s father shows up. The van speeds away, far out into the country, and pulls up to another gated mansion, although this one has seen better days. They’re greeted in the library by the mastermind who has put them together for the “job”, the suave Lambert (Giancarlo Esposito). He explains that they will hide out there with Abigail for 24 hours until the ransom is met (plenty of food and drink are provided along with beds). He insists that they don’t reveal their own names, deciding to bestow “code monikers”. The surly leader is “Frank” (Dan Stevens). The slightly baked driver is “Dean” (Angus Cloud). “Sammy” (Kathryn Newton) is the loopy punk-rock “hacker”. The boozy “muscle” is “Peter” (Kevin Durand). “Rickles” (as in the the insult comic king, ya’ hockey puck) is an ex-military sniper (William Catlett). And the “druggist” who put Abigail to sleep is “Joey” (Melissa Barrera), who will be the one to check on her, though Joey will be masked. Lambert departs, as most of the gang hits the bar. Joey forms a bond with the now fully awake Abigail, though the the little girl makes an odd icy threat while putting out a creepy “vibe”. This alarms Frank who visits their prey and is more rattled when she reveals the identity of her powerful papa. He tells the crew they need to split just as steel plates slide over the windows and barred gates appear over the doors with a loud “clang”. Could the kidnapping have been an elaborate “set-up” to trap them? Then panic engulfs the criminals as something lurking in the shadows begins to strike…

Though she’s not the title character, the story’s main focus is the conflicted, tragic ex-combat medic played by the soulful Barrera. We find out some of her motives in taking the “one last crime gig”, which are also the reason Joey forms an intense almost immediate bond with Abigail. Barrera’s both tender and very tough as she clashes with her cohorts when they try to “lean on the kid”. Speaking of, the ads have let the “cat” (or is it bat) out of the “bag” on the “tiny dancer” (the crew’s codename for her). Weir switches from sweet innocence to murderous menace at the flutter of her tutu. Her dance moves turn “death stalk” remind us of the pre-murder “mamba” of “last year’s demon doll” M3GAN. And somehow Weir conveys that longing well after she reveals her true form. Much like Stevens who is the all too human monster in the story, a bullying blowhard who’s always looking out for “#1”.He’s engaging even as he sounds as though he stepped out of a late 40s noir crime caper. Stevens appears to be having almost as much fun as Newton whose Sammy almost becomes the audience surrogate as she is quick to bolt when things go too weird. Her funky free spirit lightens things considerably. Newton gets almost as many laughs as Durand’s Peter, the confused lunkhead who’s not used to responding with his brain rather than his fists, which are usually clutching a bottle. Catlett is more of a mystery as the tightly-wound triggerman, while Esposito is a terrific sarcastic snob as the effete master planner Lambert. However, the film’s real breakout star may tragically be Cloud as the hustling streetwise getaway man, who passed shortly after wrapping his role.

After jumpstarting the SCREAM franchise with the last two entries, directors Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett try to put a new spin on the old bloodsucker on the loose in a haunted house genre but mixing in a criminal team much like those bickering, but still cool RESERVOIR DOGS, and assorted other “heist” flicks. And it does indeed inject some fresh blood into the genre, while also exploring the idea of an immortal killing machine trapped forever in a child’s body that was a big part of NEAR DARK and INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE. Plus the filmmakers surprise us with the amount of humor generously sprinkled in (something that many newer terror tales lack). The gang can’t quite accept the supernatural, then try to recall the “rules” from pop culture (how to kill them, powers, etc.). And this movie’s take on the classic monster is interesting, especially in the look of the vamps, eschewing the twin fangs and opting for a row of jagged choppers that shred throats. Unfortunately, this becomes part of the problem with the flick, as the settings and characters are constantly drenched in the sticky crimson fluid. I kept thinking about the actors rushing to the showers after they wrapped for what must have been a looong day. This indulgence adds to the unneeded length of the film, as characters engage in double and triple-crosses when not tossing each other in the walls and antique furnishings (we get that vampires are strong…move on). And the action doesn’t even adhere to the “new rules” they have for the undead. Perhaps the plot is spinning its wheels to establish the time passage from the wee hours to dawn and back to dusk again. It’s a shame since there are lots of original flourishes on vamp lore, though the finale result isn’t nearly as engaging and graceful as the dance moves of that bloody ballerina ABIGAIL.

2.5 Out of 4

ABIGAIL is now playing in theatres everywhere

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SHE’S NOT TRAPPED IN THERE WITH THEM. THEY’RE TRAPPED IN THERE WITH HER!  FROM RADIO SILENCE, DIRECTORS OF READY OR NOT AND SCREAM 6.  UNIVERSAL PICTURES PRESENTS ABIGAIL

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Alisha Weir as Abigail in Abigail, directed by Matt Bettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillett. © 2024 Universal Studios

Children can be such monsters.

After a group of would-be criminals kidnap the 12-year-old ballerina daughter of a powerful underworld figure, all they have to do to collect a $50 million ransom is watch the girl overnight. In an isolated mansion, the captors start to dwindle, one by one, and they discover, to their mounting horror, that they’re locked inside with no normal little girl.

From Radio Silence—the directing team of Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett behind the terrifying modern horror hits Ready or Not, 2022’s Scream and last year’s Scream VI—comes a brash, blood-thirsty new vision of the vampire flick, written by Stephen Shields (The Hole in the Ground, Zombie Bashers) and Guy Busick (Scream franchise, Ready or Not).

Abigail stars Melissa Barrera (Scream franchise, In the Heights), Dan Stevens (Gaslit, Legion), Kathryn Newton (Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania, Freaky), William Catlett (Black Lightning, True Story), Kevin Durand (Resident Evil: Retribution, X-Men Origins: Wolverine) and Angus Cloud (Euphoria, North Hollywood) as the kidnappers and Alisha Weir (Roald Dahl’s Matilda the Musical, Darklands) as Abigail.

The film produced by William Sherak (Scream franchise, Ready or Not), Paul Neinstein (Scream franchise; executive producer, The Night Agent) and James Vanderbilt (Zodiac, Scream franchise) for Project X Entertainment, by Tripp Vinson (Ready or Not, Journey 2: The Mysterious Island) and by Radio Silence’s Chad Vilella (executive producer Ready or Not and Scream franchise). The executive producers are Ron Lynch and Macdara Kelleher.

ABIGAIL Is A Bloody, Ballerina Vampire Kidnapped By Melissa Barrera, Angus Cloud, Dan Stevens And Kevin Durand In First Trailer

Alisha Weir as Abigail in Abigail, directed by Matt Bettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillett. © 2023 Universal Studios Bernard Walsh/Universal Pictures

Children can be such monsters.

After a group of would-be criminals kidnap the 12-year-old ballerina daughter of a powerful underworld figure, all they have to do to collect a $50 million ransom is watch the girl overnight. In an isolated mansion, the captors start to dwindle, one by one, and they discover, to their mounting horror, that they’re locked inside with no normal little girl.

From Radio Silence—the directing team of Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett behind the terrifying modern horror hits Ready or Not, 2022’s Scream and last year’s Scream VI—comes a brash, blood-thirsty new vision of the vampire flick, written by Stephen Shields (The Hole in the Ground, Zombie Bashers) and Guy Busick (Scream franchise, Ready or Not).

ABIGAIL stars Melissa Barrera (Scream franchise, In the Heights), Dan Stevens (Gaslit, Legion), Kathryn Newton (Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania, Freaky), William Catlett (Black Lightning, True Story), Kevin Durand (Resident Evil: Retribution, X-Men Origins: Wolverine) and Angus Cloud (Euphoria, North Hollywood) as the kidnappers and Alisha Weir (Roald Dahl’s Matilda the Musical, Darklands) as Abigail.

The film produced by William Sherak (Scream franchise, Ready or Not), Paul Neinstein (Scream franchise; executive producer, The Night Agent) and James Vanderbilt (Zodiac, Scream franchise) for Project X Entertainment, by Tripp Vinson (Ready or Not, Journey 2: The Mysterious Island) and by Radio Silence’s Chad Vilella (executive producer Ready or Not and Scream franchise). The executive producers are Ron Lynch and Macdara Kelleher.

First Look: LISA FRANKENSTEIN Horror-Comedy From Writer Diablo Cody To Hit Theaters February 9, 2024

Just in time for Valentine’s Day, Focus Features’ upcoming horror- comedy LISA FRANKENSTEIN written by Academy Award® winning scribe Diablo Cody (Jennifer’s Body), will be released in theaters on February 9, 2024.

Directed by Zelda Williams in her feature directorial debut, LISA FRANKENSTEIN stars Kathryn Newton, Cole Sprouse, Liza Soberano, Henry Eikenberry, Joe Chrest and Carla Gugino.

A coming of RAGE love story from acclaimed writer Diablo Cody (Jennifer’s Body) about a misunderstood teenager and her high school crush, who happens to be a handsome corpse. After a set of playfully horrific circumstances bring him back to life, the two embark on a murderous journey to find love, happiness… and a few missing body parts along the way.

The film was produced by Mason Novick and Diablo Cody, who have previously collaborated on films including Tully, Young Adult, Jennifer’s Body and Juno, which Cody earned an Oscar® for Best Original Screenplay.

ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA – Review

(L-R): Paul Rudd as Scott Lang/Ant-Man, Kathryn Newton as Cassandra “Cassie” Lang, Evangeline Lilly as Hope Van Dyne/Wasp in Marvel Studios’ ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA. Photo courtesy of Marvel Studios. © 2022 MARVEL.

So, has it been three months already? A few days more, actually, since we took our last trip into the magnificent Marvel Cinematic Universe with BLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA FOREVER. And as its (most likely) Oscar win looms, we’re taking another trek to that magical place, with a hero we’ve not visited in four years. Oh, and the actual locale is not a foreign land as with the previous flick and last year’s Thor, or the maddening multiverse of Doctor Strange and Spidey. In a few more months we’ll be blasting back to outer space with those Guardians, which leaves us the “opposite destination journey”: inner space. This “area” was a big ‘factor” in the ENDGAME, but it was more of a travel “hub” or station. Luckily we’ve got the perfect pair (along with their family) of tour guides in ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA. As Steve Martin used to say, “Let’s get small”.

This new adventure begins with a look back many years to the survival story of Janet Van Dyne (Michelle Pfeiffer), who’s trapped in the Quantum Realm. But she’s not alone as she encounters strange “beasties”, creatures, and a somber alien explorer we later learn is Kang (Johnathan Majors). The story abruptly shifts to the present day as Scott Lang (Paul Rudd) basks in the glories and “perks” of being part of the Avengers team that “took out” Thanos. Unfortunately, his day of selfies, high-fives, free lattes, and a book reading/signing is interrupted by a call from jail. His now-teenaged daughter Cassie (Kathryn Newton) has been taken into lock-up with several social protesters. After bailing her out, the two quarrel on the way to Pym labs to visit Hope (Evangeline Lilly), now the head of the company, and her parents Janet and Hank (Michael Douglas). The shocks keep coming at Scott as he learns that Hank has made a “shrink suit” for Cassie and that she’s made a device that will send messages to the Quantum Realm. The latter news horrifies Janet who tries to shut the machine down. Ah, but something has taken control of it and the quintet is “sucked into” the micro-universe. The Pyms and the Langs are separated as the weird beings and gnarly natives converge on them. We soon learn that they are fighting a long battle with the forces of Janet’s old pal Kang. Our tiny troupe must stop him, along with an old foe, from acquiring a power source that will make Kang the conqueror of this and all realms.

Naturally Rudd brings his always engaging everyman persona to the role of Scott, though we’re treated to a few more “shades’ of the character. In ENDGAME he explored the tragedy of Scott being denied the experience of his daughter’s pre-teen years, which is touched on here as Scott feels he has to “make up” with surprise birthday events. In the Realm Rudd subtly conveys Scott’s repressed panic as he believes that he’s “out of his pay grade” in dealing with the unpredictable denizens and an intimidating master villain. And Majors is truly menacing and compelling as Kang, who treats Scott and his team as though they were indeed insects he must swat aside in order to complete his destiny. His near-robotic line delivery enhances his threats with an aura of banal evil, making his later enraged outburst even more volatile. Once again Lilly proves to be a terrific partner for Rudd as they come together in battle and scientific strategy to forge an inspired MCU team. Almost matching them are Pfieffer and Douglas as “point one” of the duo, who truly “come through” during the darkest moments. Douglas is still the blunt, but lovable mentor while Pfieffer’s Janet seems to be haunted as the Realm triggers her past despair. Newton, a new addition to the series, pushes past the “annoyed teen” cliches to become a pupil of her pop’s (they bond over times “in the joint”) and a valued ally. Speaking of allies, a couple of the Realm’s freedom fighters shine, namely William Jackson Harper (TV’s “The Good Place”) as an alien whose “enhanced ability” is more of an annoyance at times, and the dynamic Katy M. O’Brian as warrior queen Jentorra, who’s often irritated but always hyper-focused and fiercely formidable (like an entire squad of Wakandan elite guards). I won’t spoil the entertaining returnee to the series, but, since he’s in the trailer, I can attest that Murray almost steals the show in an extended cameo role.

Many folks complain that franchises begin to repeat themselves as they spawn new installments. Now that’s something that Mr. Feige and the MCU have dodged by upping the stakes and the action in this third outing. I’m not sure if this completely works for the devoted fanbase of what had been called a minor Marvel character. Mind you, the 2015 and 2018 were basically “caper flicks’ with Scott and his motley crew trying to pull off a “heist” while dealing with enhanced adversaries (plus the necessary “origin” in the first). While there’s a great rapport with the expanded family in this, I missed the “Lang crew” of T.I. ‘s Dave, David Dastmalchian as Kurt, and especially Michael Pena’s Luis (can you imagine him describing the Realm’s critters). Ditto for Scott’s ex Maggie (Judy Greer) and her new beau Paxton (Bobby Cannavale). Though the hero’s powers seem sillier than other Marvel heroes, Scott’s seemed the most human and “grounded”. But things are more “cosmic” here, reportedly at the request of veteran director Peyton Reed, so after an endearing and funny opening of Scott enjoying his celebrity perks, we’re plunged literally, into the furious fray. There’s still lots of humor (love that “pink goo” guy), though the shifting backdrops and hordes can be disorienting. That’s not to say that it’s done poorly, since this adventure seems even stranger than last year’s STRANGE WORLD. Plus there are lots of cool visuals riffs with multiplying clones and towering golden cities (overrun with Kang’s blue “fishbowl-head” armies). Still, the final showdown feels a bit truncated and the pre-end titles fadeout gag lands with a thud (on average first-time feature screenwriter Jeff Loveless “nails” the landings). As usual, the bonus scenes are fun, particularly the final. Sure this one’s more visually dazzling, but it’s at the cost of the light-hearted hijinks of the first two. Luckily there’s still plenty of wit and charm with “the little guys (and ladies)” of ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA.


3 Out of 4


ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA is now playing in theatres everywhere.

ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA. © 2023 MARVEL.

Paul Rudd Is Ant-Man And Jonathan Majors Is Kang the Conqueror In Chilling New Trailer For Marvel Studios’ ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA

ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA. © 2023 MARVEL.

KANG: You thought you could win?!
SCOTT LANG: I don’t have to win…
…we both just have to lose.

A new, action-packed trailer for Marvel Studios’ “Ant-Man and The Wasp: Quantumania,” which opens in theaters Feb. 17, 2023, debuted on Monday night during tonight’s College Football Playoff National Championship. Kicking off Phase 5 of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, the fast-paced, big-screen adventure features the MCU’s most powerful villain to date: Kang the Conqueror. Check out the trailer, plus a new poster.

Super-Hero partners Scott Lang (Paul Rudd) and Hope van Dyne (Evangeline Lilly) return to continue their adventures as Ant-Man and the Wasp. Together, with Hope’s parents Janet van Dyne (Michelle Pfeiffer) and Hank Pym (Michael Douglas), and Scott’s daughter Cassie Lang (Kathryn Newton), the family finds themselves exploring the Quantum Realm, interacting with strange new creatures and embarking on an adventure that will push them beyond the limits of what they thought possible.

Directed by Peyton Reed and produced by Kevin Feige, p.g.a. and Stephen Broussard, p.g.a., “Ant-Man and The Wasp: Quantumania” also stars Jonathan Majors as Kang, David Dastmalchian as Veb, Katy O’Brian as Jentorra, William Jackson Harper as Quaz and Bill Murray as Lord Krylar. The sci-fi adventure opens in theaters on Feb. 17, 2023.

Jonathan Majors as Kang The Conqueror in Marvel Studios’ ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA. Photo courtesy of Marvel Studios. © 2023 MARVEL.
Paul Rudd as Scott Lang/Ant-Man and Jonathan Majors as Kang the Conqueror in Marvel Studios’ ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA. Photo by Jay Maidment. © 2022 MARVEL.

THE MAP OF TINY PERFECT THINGS – Review

So, after nearly a year of…well, for want of a less annoying phrase, the “new normal”, are you feeling as though every day is the same? You know, predictable? Just like that nearly thirty-year-old comedy classic starring Bill Murray? Its setting is this month’s first big major holiday, so it’s on somewhere. That “bizzaro” premise has inspired lots of entertainment, from TV shows (“Russian Doll” on Netflix most recently) and other movies, in several genres. Even the horror/slasher flicks embraced it with the pair of HAPPY DEATH DAY romps in 2017 and 19. And just last year Hulu grabbed lots of attention and a few awards with its fantasy “rom-com” PALM SPRINGS. Now another streaming service goes much the same route, but just a touch younger with this effort which is based on a recently published short story, so this could be in the YA (Young Adult) novel adaptation arena. This time one of the heroes puts his endless spare time to productive use by rendering THE MAP OF TINY PERFECT THINGS.

And just who is this cartographer behind said work? Well, it’s high school teen Mark (Kyle Allen), who is already stuck in this “time loop” as the story begins. Though, “stuck” is a bit negative since he seems to be enjoying himself. He wakes up every morning just as Mom heads off to the “early shift” at work. Then there’s breakfast with his teasing pre-teen sister and his dad, who has quit his nine-to-five gig to write a great Civil War novel. Now Mark has the energy for his “controlled chaos” jaunt all around his cute suburban town (“Anywhere, USA”) as he steers folks clear of calamity while making the bustling town square his own playground. But with each “restart” he’s hoping to hang with a cute brunette he first helps out with directions. Later at the public pool, she’s bonked with a beach ball and plops into the deep end. Ah, but Mark can intervene, catching her by the hand (after many futile tries). Still, they fail to make a “connection”, though Mark can give it another shot once everything “resets” at midnight. Then, shockingly, the unexpected happens. Someone saves the girl from “big splash”. Mark is stunned by the cute blonde (in boots..in Summer), who dashes away before he can speak. Her image stays in the back of his mind as he keeps an eye out for her during his endless ‘day trip”, Finally they meet. She’s a math whiz named Margaret (Kathryn Newton), who is not at all fazed by their similar fate. They soon take to hanging out, sharing their favorite repeated sightings (an eagle catching a fish, a fella’ splitting his pants, etc.). Using his artistic skills (usually caped “super guys”), Mark draws up his “Map of Tiny Perfect Things” giving locales and time tables. Margaret enjoys it, but still continues to cut their day short in the late afternoon when she gets a call from a Jared? What’s their deal? Does Mark have a chance at romance with her? And could Margaret be the “key” to finding a way to push time forward?

The story’s familiar tropes are made more palatable by the energetic, and photogenic, couple at its center. Allen brings a “lovable lug” quality to the tale’s unusually optimistic hero, though he misses Christmas and birthdays. His athletic abilities imbue Mark with a bit of the old silent comedy stars’ physicality (think of Keaton and Lloyd teetering toward their doom), but this attitude aids in softening Mark’s “edges”, pushing out any of the dark consequences of his fate. The tougher of the two may be Newton’s Margaret who seems to enjoy being a goddess of calamity as she gleefully menaces the highway (she’s watched some MAD MAX flicks, for certain). She has a less polished attitude as some of her darkness seeps through during the couple’s constant escapades. At first, she seems to be the teen variant of the “magic pixie girl” but she’s a mystery to be solved rather than “wooed”. We really only get to know a few others in the “time bubble”. Josh Hamilton as Mark’s pop seems to be the more mellow, laid-back version of his always supportive pop in EIGHTH GRADE. Comic actor Al Madrigal (so good last year in THE WAY BACK) manages to wring a few laughs as the underwritten, kindly but baffled teacher. And TV “CSI” vet Jorja Fox tugs at the heartstrings in a pivotal role in the flick’s final act.

Director Ian Samuels gives the teen fantasy a nice wholesome sheen, perhaps in a nod to the pitcure perfect villages of beloved family sitcoms. He shows us the fun of the whole “loop life’ in several keenly orchestrated slapstick sequences but stumbles in swinging for the big romantic and tragic moments. Far too much time is taken up by musical montages of the duo frolicking with the daffy diverse townfolk, perhaps as a way for screenwriter Len Grossman to “pad out” his own short story. At the center of it, aside from their mutual predicament, Mark and Margaret aren’t a compelling couple, perhaps it’s chemistry or the plot dynamics. Even though it “name-checks’ the Murray movie, we’ll be viewing that 93′ classic every February forever, much much longer than the forgettable froth that makes up THE MAP OF TINY PERFECT THINGS.


1.5 Out of 4


THE MAP OF TINY PERFECT THINGS streams exclusively on Amazon Prime beginning Friday, February 12, 2021

BLOCKERS – Review

As Spring break finally starts to wind down, the multiplex offers an R-rated for raunchy oasis amidst the battling ‘bots and silent scary stories. It ‘s been six weeks since the wild antics of GAME NIGHT and four weeks for that bucks and bullets romp GRINGO. This week’s flick is unique since it concerns both adults and their kids, a twist on the NEIGHBORS movies which had a young married couple squaring off against some rowdy college students. Now, these parents are a bit older than Seth and Rose (who had toddlers), since they have kids about to graduate high school. Oh, and their kids are actually young women, maturing way too fast for their folks. That’s one of the reasons these three parents decide to become BLOCKERS.

 

Through a cell phone’s camera we first meet sweet little Julie as she looks sadly into the lens. It’s her first day of school (likely first grade, so first full day, and maybe a new school). Single mom Lisa (Leslie Mann) does her best to put her angel at ease (while stifling a sob, no doubt). Then Lisa’s frown turns upside down as another girl, Kayla, introduces herself, seconds before Samantha (Sam) joins them. A bond is formed at the school’s entrance way. While on the other side of the cell phone another friendship begins between Kayla’s papa Mitchell (John Cena) and Sam’s dad Hunter (Ike Barinholtz). Cue the Broadway standard “Turn Around” as a dozen or so years pass, and the bond between the little girls is even stronger as they blossom into young women. It’s a special day, because that night is the big prom. At school, later that morning, Julie (Kathryn Newton) announces to her pals that she will “give herself” to her longtime boyfriend Austin (Graham Phillips) that night, after the dance. Kayla (Geraldine Viswanathan) excitedly suggests that she will lose her virginity that night also, allowing them to share a secret special anniversary. The quiet, shy Sam (Gideon Adlon) is hesitant as she, unbeknownst to her BFFs, is questioning her ..um..”orientation”. But, deciding she should experience “everything”, Sam agrees to be part of the big “Sexpact 2018”. After school, Lisa throws a pre-prom get together in her backyard for the kids and their parents. Mitchell takes an instant disliking to Kaylo’s date Connor (Miles Robbins), her science lab partner. Suddenly a stretch limo pulls up and the long absent Hunter, who was divorced by Sam’s mom years ago, emerges proclaiming that the “ride” is his treat. As the couples head out for their big night, Mitchell and Hunter stick around to help Lisa clean up. They’re distracted by the near-constant beeping coming from Julie’s room. Turns out she left her laptop on, and it’s synced up with her phone so that every text pops up on the screen. The trio are perplexed by the stream of symbols and emojis, but Hunter finally decodes them and figures out the after-dance plans. Then Lisa proposes another pact: stop the girls from going “all the way”. Mitchell quickly agrees, as does an initially reticent Hunter. Thus begins their long night’s odyssey, as they attempt to track down their girls and “block” those boys.

 

 

Hey Rock, watch your back (and read your scripts carefully) because another “brother from the ring’ is making a name for himself in the movies. After several great supporting roles in comedies (SISTERS, TRAINWRECK, and the DADDY”S HOME flicks), Cena gets to shine center stage (along with Leslie and Ike) with a very energetic and appealing performance as perhaps the most protective screen pop since Neeson’s TAKEN role. Mitchell may have a body chiseled from stone, but there’s a soft gooey center inside when it comes to his love for Kayla. He will (and does) suffer any amount of embarrassment and humiliation in her name. Not only is Cena a terrific physical comedian (and impressive physical presence), but he’s got great comic timing, hitting the punch lines with expert precision. He ably holds his own screen time along with his two comedy vets at his side. We know that Mann can deliver the funny from her work on four films made by her husband Judd Apatow. This is her strongest work since their last collaboration (and a serious career stumble with two dismal 2016 efforts, HOW TO BE SINGLE and THE COMEDIAN). There’s a real complexity and vulnerability to her performance as the helicopter mom, Lisa. As she pursues her daughter, she begins to reflect back on her own life and choices, especially in a telephone call between the two that proves brutally honest and heartbreaking. This gives her final scenes an emotional wallop, which Mann delivers on to make Lisa’s story arc very compelling. That arc is nearly as strong as that of Barinholtz’s Hunter who begins as the hard-parting goof we’ve seen him do in the NEIGHBORS flicks and as the wild male nurse in TV’s “The Mindy Project” (he was a writing and producer in the show also). He’s got a manic motormouth that switches on to high without thinking things through. Although he’s the first to realize the pact plans, Hunter has the most mature response, although he’s soon at the forefront of the nutty schemes. But Barinholtz opens up the Hunter character, who rebels at being labeled the “bad dad” of the block and rails at his “banishment” by those he thought were his friends. And, most touchingly, he begins to repair his relationship with his daughter Sam, admitting his mistakes and devastating regrets. We know that Barinholtz can tickle the funny bones, but here he also pulls at the heart-strings.

 

The other trio is more than worthy of praise (we’ll be hearing from them in lots of future projects). Newton handles the more difficult role with great skill. Her relationship with mom Lisa is the film’s most complex and dramatic. Luckily Newton can balance the laughs and tears while making her romance with Phillips as Austin very warm and real. Adlon (daughter of Pamela Adlon, mastermind behind TV’s “Better Things’, so the apple doesn’t fall far…) also brings warmth with awkward laughs as Sam, whose character faces a huge life decision that threatens to upend her friendships. It’s another great character arc, one that plays out beautifully, and deftly handled with true grit by Adlon. And then there’s the film’s comedic force of nature, the wild whirlwind that is Viswanathan as the crude, rude, full of attitude Kayla. In the tradition of Melissa McCarthy in BRIDESMAIDS through to Jillian Bell in ROUGH NIGHT, she’s got a go for broke, unfiltered energy that bursts off the screen. She’s a superb scene-stealer (and with this cast, that’s saying something). That energy works well as a counter-balance to the always-chill Robbins as “herbal chef” Connor. When he’s not rattling off the ingredients of his crafted mood-enhancers (like a server relaying today’s specials at a fancy eatery), he’s smirking beneath his “man bun” ( a look that acts as a red flag to the “man-bull” Mitchell). And let’s praise Sam’s date, Jimmy Bellinger, as theatre geek Chad, a guy trying way too hard to be hip (that fedora). Getting back to the adults, there short but solid work from June Diane Raphael as Sam’s still bitter mom and Hannibal Buress as her new hubby, the good-natured but off-putting Frank. Plus Colton Dunn as the world’s most accommodating limo driver scores big laughs , as do Gary Cole and Gina Gershon as Austin’s very adventurous parents. And though she doesn’t get to deliver many of the movie’s jokes, Sarayu Blue as Mitchell’s no-nonsense hard-working wife Marcie is a most welcome voice of sanity amidst the chaos.

 

This marks the feature directing debut of Kay Cannon, another of this film’s delightful surprises. Aside from guiding the terrific cast, Cannon has a confident comedic hand, knowing just when to trim a scene or cut for ultimate hilarity (this flick has the most excruciating genital close-up since THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY) to generate multiple laughs (sure I’ve missed a few jokes due to the big audience reactions). Much of those laughs must be credited to the intelligent script by Brian and Jim Kehoe who have created some of the most engaging high school women since LADY BIRD. What’s most interesting is the way the story shifts. After the first hour or so most comedies hit a lull, a dull stretch until the usual slapstick finale. Here, when the laughs begin to taper off a tad, the tone gets more dramatic and is just as compelling as the goofy hijinks It put me in mind of the terrific SUPERBAD (can’t be 11 years old already), and wouldn’t you know, Seth Rogan and Evan Goldberg are two of this flick’s producers. Though this film seems to be just right for these changing times. The marketing folks are selling this as a raucus raunchy farce, but it really has lots to say about sexual mores and manners. And it really tackles some old antiquated double-standard about active young men and women (these three ladies have no need of rescuers). Despite crude symbolism in the poster art, and the chugging contest in the trailers (pretty funny payoff, though), BLOCKERS is a smart and savvy comedy.

 

4 Out of 5

 

 

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When three parents discover their daughters’ pact to lose their virginity at prom, they launch a covert one-night operation to stop the teens from sealing the deal.  Leslie Mann (The Other Woman, This Is 40), Ike Barinholtz (Neighbors, Suicide Squad) and John Cena (Trainwreck, Sisters) star in Blockers, the directorial debut of Kay Cannon (writer of the Pitch Perfect series).

The comedy is produced by Evan Goldberg, Seth Rogen and James Weaver, under their Point Grey Pictures banner (Neighbors, This Is the End), alongside Jon Hurwitz & Hayden Schlossberg (Harold & Kumar series) and DMG Entertainment’s Chris Fenton (47 Ronin).

Good Universe’s Nathan Kahane and Joseph Drake (Don’t Breathe, Juno) executive produce with Chris Cowles (Collide) of DMG, as well as Josh Fagen, Dave Stassen and Jonathan McCoy.  The film is written by brothers Brian & Jim Kehoe.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cast: Leslie Mann, Ike Barinholtz, John Cena, Kathryn Newton, Geraldine Viswanathan, Gideon Adlon

Directed by: Kay Cannon

Written by: Brian Kehoe & Jim Kehoe

Produced by: Evan Goldberg, Seth Rogen, James Weaver, Jon Hurwitz, Hayden Schlossberg, Chris Fenton

Executive Producers: Nathan Kahane, Joseph Drake, Josh Fagen, Chris Cowles, Dave Stassen, Jonathan McCoy