GAIL DAUGHTRY AND THE CELEBRITY SEX PASS – Review

A week or so after all the well-deserved celebrations for the centennial of EGOT legend (my fave, BTW) Mel Brooks (one hundred years of him…hurrah, hooray), I was wondering where the comedies are in this cinema Summer season. Sure, there have been lots of funny moments, especially from the toys and the Minions, but nothing like the past warm weather visits from ZAZ (Abrahams and the Zuckers behind AIRPLANE!) or the Farrelly Brothers (THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY). Of the recent funny flick helmers, Judd Apatow’s streaming stuff, while Paul Feig serves up pulpy suburban thrillers like THE HOUSEMAID. True, we’ve gotten a JACKASS, though many consider it a doc and a reboot of SCARY MOVIE. Well, this weekend gives us two comedies that strive for two different “S words”. “Sophisticated” suits the very provocative THE INVITE, while “silly” best describes GAIL DAUGHTRY AND THE CELEBRITY SEX PASS. And with all these turbulent times, we can use a big helping of the latter…

This sophomoric saga is instigated by Frank (Fred Melamed), the friendly mailman walking the pleasant, picture-perfect streets of a Kansas suburb. On his route is a perky hair stylist named Gail Daughtry (Zoey Deutch) who is weeks away from marrying her high school sweetheart, Tom (Michael Cassidy). Her best work pal, Otto (Miles Guiterrez-Riley), is also looking forward to a “beauty professionals” convention in fabulous LA. The raunchy salon gossip turns to the “celebrity sex pass”. Otto explains it to the confused Gail. Couples agree that each can have one agreed-upon celebrity “pass” for “guilt-free” intercourse. She laughs it off when Otto suggests that she join him so that she can “cash hers in” with her TV crush, Jon Hamm. Later, Gail brings it up with Tom as they take in a book signing by a big TV and film star (I won’t spoil it). On an impulse, Tom had named her, so… he does “cash in”. An angry and upset Gail then tells Otto that she’s changed her mind. She’ll join him in “La La Land” for the convention and a hot, steamy slice of Hamm. But things get complicated upon their arrival when her case of brushes gets switched with a case of top-secret papers meant for an ill-tempered, impatient mobster queen named Ludovica (Sabrina Impacciatore). As Gail enlists the aid of an unlikely, motley “posse”, Otto, a frustrated “paparazzo named Vincent (Ken Marino), Caleb (Ben Wang), an eager ex-CCA intern/agent, and “Mad Men” co-star John Slattery, two “enforcers”, Sergio (Joe LoTruglio) and Niccolo (Mather Zickel) are hot on her trail for that case. Will they “whack ” her before she gets wild with the former but forever “Don Draper”? Only in Hollywood (and the movies)…

A most impressive comedic cast truly “goes for broke’ in every role, even the smallest. Ah, but the lead is the title heroine Gail herself played with pluck and energy to spare (I was reminded of the classic Ed Asner/Lou Grant line, “I hate spunk!!”) by the adorable Ms. Duetch. Far from being the cliche small town “prude”, Duetch gives her an open spirit, eager to experience all (yup) of life’s pleasures. Her “partner-in-crime” (chaos, really) is the equally curious (about everything “bi”) Otto, who’s given a perfect “best pal/ not quite straight man” tone by Guiterrez-Riley. He’s the leader of “Team Gail’ overseeing Wang as a bold “child man” (he’s always talking about “Mommy”). Marino as the “seen it all”, jaded photog Vincent (chuckling at these “rubes”) and Slattery in an inspired bit of self-mockery, riffing on his “second-tier” star status. Oh, that big star, Mr. Hamm, again exudes pure comic charisma, parodying his leading man looks with a buffoonish, bawdy bravado. His arrival late in the last act is well worth the wait, though he’s referenced throughout (Vince can’t get the pic). As I said earlier, I don’t want to spoil the delight in the other big celeb “pass”, but she also revels in skewering her fabulous fame. Melamed sets the mood of anarchy in those first moments, while LoTruglio and Zickel are spot-on on the deadly but dumb duo after the “Gail gang”. Oh, and there are also many other star cameos along with quick bits from comedy cutups (Tobie Windham as Hamm’s “muscle”) from classic TV.

Acting as the co-ordinator of the “crazies” is comedy vet David Wain, who co-wrote the script with his old partner from the cult MTV show “The State”, Marino (there are other alumni from that cable classic along with “Party On’ and “Childrens Hospital”). But Wain has been busy in features, with ROLE MODELS and THEY CAME TOGETHER, among others. Here, he’s following in the tradition of ZAZ with a barrage of gags and bits, with many hitting their target (about 65% or so), although with LA it’s the ole’ “fish in a bucket”. I’d say most of the jokes work, though some recurring bits never “kick in”, like the mob queen’s skin obsession, or Michael Ian Black’s street vendor. And the big, ultra-violent showdown with the baddies gets a bit tiresome. But then, the Hamm arrives and all in gold (or fool’s gold). Unlike the AIRPLANE team, Wain and Marino aren’t adhering to a single source script, but this story’s “inspiration” becomes obvious by the midpoint. To quote the old auto ad line, “your mileage may vary”, depending on your tolerance for the tacky, tasteless, and gloriously goofy. Well, we can use some “silly” right now, much as how my spirits were lifted by BARB AND STAR GO TO VISTA DEL MAR during the waning days of the pandemic. It isn’t Noel Coward or THE INVITE, but it’s pretty inventive, and sometimes witty (much like “The Studio”). So, offset a laughter “workout” with that sweet AC at the multiplex with GAIL DAUGHTRY AND THE CELEBRITY SEX PASS. Now, could I “pull off” a “whip-curl”?

3 out of 4 stars

GAIL DAUGHTRY AND THE CELEBRITY SEX PASS is now showing at theatres everywhere

HOPPERS – Review

At last, the cruel, cold winter is giving way to a fast-approaching Spring (at least for most of the country). And what do many young men’s (and ladies’) fancies turn to, other than a amor? Why, going back to nature, naturally (see what I did there). Well, it just so happens that for their 30th (wow) feature film, those digital animation gurus at Pixar have fashioned a story about going back to nature in the most literal and fantastical way possible. Wth a bit of science fiction magic, this movie’s young heroine can comingle and even communicate (stop me before I launch into that catchy tune, “If I Could Talk to the Animals”) with the woodland critters that she’s watched from afar. Yes, that includes frogs, though they’re not the story’s main focus, nor are they the inspiration for this flick’s title, HOPPERS.


As this modern fable begins, we meet the aforementioned heroine, Mabel, in the Beaverton grade school system (she’s maybe eight or nine) as she embarks on her mission (and not the first attempt) to liberate the many “class animal pets” from their cages, aquariums, and other “jails”. She’s soon sent home with her mom, who, in turn, takes her to her adored grandmother Tanaka (voice of Karen Hule). To calm down the child, they sit on a big rock near a pond in the forest behind Granny’s home. Mabel is spellbound as she watches the water with a beaver dam at its center. Fast forward about ten years or so, as now 19-year-old Mabel (Piper Curda) still enjoys the tranquility of that sweet spot, even though Grandma” T has passed on. But the quiet is soon shattered by a noisy construction crew, determined to complete a big highway and pave over the place. It’s the dream project of Mabel’s constant nemesis, the affable Beavertown mayor, Jerry Generazzo (Jon Hamm). Since all the wildlife has left the pond, it’s fair game for the “improvement”. After failing to get enough signatures on a petition to stop them, Mabel heads over to the college (she’s a frequent “class-skipper”) to enlist the aid of Professor “Sam” Fairfax (Kathy Najimy), who explains that a single beaver could bring back all the animals. Mabel decides that she’ll try to lure and trap a beaver…and it works! One shows up, but he ignores the bait and scampers away to the Prof’s campus lab!


It turns out that, to observe the wildlife, Sam and her two aides have created a robotic beaver connected to a device (looks like one of those big “oldie” hair dryers) that can transfer(or the “hop”) the consciousness from a sleeping human subject to the “bot”. Oh, and the facimilile can talk with and understand all the critters. Of course, Mabel “borrows” the gizmo and literally “high-tails it” to the forest. There she learns of the woodland society, ruled (in a nice way) by the “king of the mammals”, a beaver named George (Bobby Moynihan). Mabel bonds with him and convinces George to unite with the other royal leaders (birds, bugs, fish, and reptiles) to stop the impending construction destruction. But when a decision is made to eliminate the “Human King,” Mabel must try to save her arch enemy, all while avoiding Sam and her staff’s attempts to retrieve their device, and wake up the sleeping real Mabel. Suddenly, there’s more at stake than saving that “watering hole”!

After hitting a major bump in their “original” film slate (yes, I don’t count the big sequels) last Summer with ELIO, Pixar comes roaring back with this truly “all ages” cartoon comedy classic. Oh yes, it brings the laughs, but they haven’t neglected the heart (Mabel and Granny’s super-strong bond), and even a message sneaks in (we’re never pummelled by the ecology themes). Again, the studio doesn’t showcase lots of “big name superstars” for the marquee and marketing value, instead opting for a solid cast at the microphone, though a certain “multiple-Oscar-winner” spreads her “wings” (hint, hint). Curda’s an energetic lead hero with lots of “spunk”, while Moynahn makes the most out of his good-natured charm that we saw during his stint on SNL (and he’s not the only “8H’ vet). Leading man Hamm flexes his comedic chops and continues to be a big audio asset (this is his fourth toon gig). I thoroughly enjoyed Najimy even as some of her Peggy Hill (TV’s “King of the Hill”) seeped in, especially as Sam is flummoxed by Mabel (“No! This is nothing like AVATAR!!”). And kudos for all the cartoon voice vets in the incidental animal extras. Oh, and speaking of “ear candy”, what a terrific bouncy score from kids’ TV icon (“Pee Wee’s Playhouse”) Mark Mothersbaugh!


So, which of the gifted minds in Emoryville concocted this bit of delirious entertainment? Hard to believe that this is the theatrical feature directing debut of Daniel Chong (creator of TV’s “We Bare Bears”), who co-wrote the screenplay with Jesse Andrews (ME AND EARL AND THE DYING GIRL). Sure, there are some “lifted” elements, like the earlier-mentioned AVATAR mixed in with lots of DR. DOLITTLE (all incarnations), but they take the old trope conflict of nature versus commerce, and give it a refreshing spin (the bulldozing baddie is really a fairly nice fella). The script is truly lifted to the heights and beyond by the superior visuals that truly dazzle. The Pixar “pack” has really “upped” the level of sophisticated animation acting here. A third act sequence with Jerry being “taken over” has facial exaggeration and body movement that harkens to the works of “toon masters” like Bob Clampett and “Tex” Avery (I think it would work very well without the audio). I must mention the interesting “coding” of the critters. When Mabel is in the “device,” the animals have big eyes with lots of prominent white while gesturing wildly. But to those in “reality”, the wildlife isn’t nearly as wild, as they move with a slower pace, and the eyes are more or less dark brown dots. The design and some “takes” of the humans seem to be influenced by anime (much like what we saw in LUCA and TURNING RED). The overall look of all the characters is lots of fun (now I can call out the “eye candy”), and they mesh expertly with the lush backgrounds (that’s one beautiful forest). Again, this is “all ages” entertainment at its zenith, delivering a great original Pixar “fix” before another big sequel in a few months. I suppose I should end this by saying film fans should run, no walk briskly, rather than hop to the multiplex for HOPPERS.

3.5 Out of 4

HOPPERS is now playing in theatres everywhere.

TRANSFORMERS ONE Trailer Debuts In Space! Brian Tyree Henry Is D-16, Keegan-Michael Key Is B-127, Scarlett Johansson Is Elita-1 And Chris Hemsworth Is Orion Pax

L-r, Brian Tyree Henry (D-16), Keegan-Michael Key (B-127), Scarlett Johansson (Elita-1) and Chris Hemsworth (Orion Pax) star in PARAMOUNT ANIMATION and HASBRO Present In Association with NEW REPUBLIC PICTURES A di BONAVENTURA PICTURES Production A TOM DESANTO / DON MURPHY Production A BAY FILMS Production “TRANSFORMERS ONE”

This morning, Paramount Pictures debuted from space the first trailer for TRANSFORMERS ONE. Check out the highlights.

TRANSFORMERS ONE is the untold origin story of Optimus Prime and Megatron, better known as sworn enemies, but once were friends bonded like brothers who changed the fate of Cybertron forever.

In the first-ever fully CG-animated Transformers movie, TRANSFORMERS ONE features a star-studded voice cast, including Chris Hemsworth, Brian Tyree Henry, Scarlett Johansson, Keegan-Michael Key, Steve Buscemi, with Laurence Fishburne, and Jon Hamm.

Directed by Josh Cooley (TOY STORY 4), here’s your first look at the trailer.

TRANSFORMERS ONE IS IN THEATRES SEPTEMBER 20, 2024.

Based on: Hasbro’s Transformers™ Action Figures

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