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CLERKS III – Review

Brian OÕHalloran as Dante and Jeff Anderson as Randal in Clerks III. Photo Credit: Courtesy of Lionsgate

Alright you slackers, Labor Day’s in the rearview mirror. Time to “hit the bricks” and get back to work. If your first thought is “Aw, no”, “Ugh!”, or…something we can’t repeat here, then this film might resonate with you. At least that’s what a New Jersey-born filmmaker hopes, since that notion “put him on the map” nearly thirty years ago. And if your earlier response included the “salty talk”, then all the better. Hard to imagine that in 1994 Kevin Smith fashioned a script of his retail drudgery and unleashed CLERKS on the world. Soon he was the darling of TV talk shows, getting offers from the major studios, and even flexed his “acting chops” (plus the grungy lil’ black and white was another jewel in the “indie cred crown” of Miramax Studios…whatever happened with them). Ah, but Kev wasn’t done with those “wage-slave” misfits. He let us check in with them again in 2006, And now, as with many action franchise flicks, it’s time to complete the “trilogy”. So, does the “sheet-signage” on the storefront proclaim “I assure you…we’ve got closure!” in the all-new (and all “blue”) CLERKS III?

Much like that initial entry, it all begins at the start of another long day at the tiny (just two shops) strip mall in Red Bank, NJ. Dante (Brian O’Halloran) unlocks the padlock to the Quick Stop Grocery store. He’s soon joined by old pal Randal (Jeff Anderson) who now owns the place next door. It’s not a video rental spot (though he’s got some “distressed” VHS tapes on the shelves). His old “crib” is a cannabis dispensary… managed by Jay (Jason Mewes) and “Silent” Bob (Smith). Naturally, they still do their “dealings” as though pot was illegal (old habits, y’know). Adding to the daily aggravation is the QSG staff, Elias (Trevor Fehrman), and his mute “toadie” Blockchain (Austin Zajur). As Elias touts his Christian Cryptocurrency Club, the usually mellow Randal becomes agitated and sweaty while wincing in pain. Then he drops. Dante calls an ambulance. The Hospital surgeon reveals that it is indeed a heart attack. As Randall recovers, Dante reflects on his past, including his romance with Becky (Rosario Dawson), from several years ago. after being discharged, Randal has a revelation, a new purpose. He will become a filmmaker. How hard can it be, after all, he watched countless flicks when he was stuck in the video store. And the script will be about his life along with Dante, who is enlisted as the project’s producer. But where will he find the cash? If that’s not enough on “his plate”, Randal, after a disastrous audition day, decides that everyone will play themselves, with Silent Bob doing the photography. Will things go smoothly or will this “future cinematic masterpiece” become the final “straw” that breaks the bond between the two BFFs?

The returning cast members competently slip back into their old characters as though those sixteen, well collectively, twenty-eight years, haven’t been more than a few weeks. O’Halloran is still the cranky, ill-tempered “straight man”, who now confronts his recent loss which is triggered by his best bud’s mortality. This new event hasn’t tempered much of his “slacker snark, although Anderson as Randal has a clearer focus on he finally acquires a “goal”, Plus his anatomical “panic” at the hospital amplifies the “gallows humor”. Mewes is still the coarse motor-mouth as Jay, not accepting the new legality of his “passion”, while giving us a peak at his “performance anxiety”. Smith confirms his physical acting skills as the mute sidekick, though when the “dams bursts” it’s more of the Smith seen in multiple media outlets. Fehrman puts forth a lot of energy as the often irritating Elias, but it’s misspent on a role made to be taken as a target for insults (mostly from Randal). Zajur, as his “SB”, is another talented pantomimist who’s closer to the silent clowns of a century ago. None of these actors can come close to the skills of the gifted Dawson, who breezes in to remind us of “how the pros do it” in a couple of too-brief sequences. There’s a nice reunion with an actress from the original, and two of the hospital staffers are played by a pair of comic actors who deftly “steal the scenes” right away from the principal players. Oh, fans of Smith’s other works in film and TV should enjoy some quick cameos during the film addition montage (hey, there’s an Oscar winner).

In returning to his roots, Smith may be achieving some “closure” to his Jersey-based efforts, but it feels like a major step (s) back for his filmmaking overview. What may have been intended as a “thank-you wink” to his fanbase, instead feels like smug “navel-gazing”. The cascade of media references in his screenplay land with an indulgent “thud”. That’s much like the “audition” that halts the story flow so that the creator can impress us with his array of the “cool kids” that popped in for a few week one-liners (some maybe ad-libbed, others from better films). The “let’s shoot a flick after hours” vibe from the mid-90s, has a “spinning its wheels” air in the new century. And the untrained performances from the “day” don’t have the same clueless charm. After his own “medical episode”, Smith felt he had things to address, but a return to retail doesn’t gel with issues of mortality and legacy. And as a filmmaker, he lingers too long on bits of verbal business, with the “sex talk” more adolescent than ever, and allowing his cast to grimace and mug, as though they were extras in a “two-reeler”. And to echo his cinema “alter ego”, the Quick Stop looks too tidy in color, losing its grimy florescent -lit Hell feel of the first flick. The hard-core “Kev-heads” will relish the return, but casual viewers will feel that a trio may not be “the magic number” for the middle-aged hourly register-button-pushers of CLERKS III.

1.5 Out of 4

CLERKS III will be playing in select theatres for a limited engagement from Tuesday, September 13 through Sunday, September 18, 2022

JAY AND SILENT BOB REBOOT Available on DVD and Blu-ray January 21st

Everyone’s favorite stoners are back and more hilarious than ever when Jay and Silent Bob Reboot arrives on Blu-ray™ (plus Digital), DVD, Digital, and On Demand January 21 from Lionsgate.

Everyone’s favorite stoners are back and more hilarious than ever when Jay and Silent Bob Reboot arrives on Blu-ray™ (plus Digital), DVD, Digital, and On Demand January 21 from Lionsgate. From the guys that brought you Clerks, Chasing Amy, and Mallrats, Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith deliver another smash hit with a 94% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes™ full of nostalgia and cameos from the likes of Ben Affleck, Shannon Elizabeth, Chris Hemsworth, Jason Lee, Justin Long, Harley Quinn Smith, and more!

The stoner icons who first hit the screen 25 years ago in Clerksare back, bringing high times and hilarity in the newest star-studded adventure from Kevin Smith’s legendary franchise. When Jay and Silent Bob discover that Hollywood is rebooting an old movie based on them, it’s game on, as the clueless duo embark on another cross-country mission to stop the madness all over again! With all-star cameos from Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Chris Hemsworth, Rosario Dawson, Melissa Benoist, Joe Manganiello, Molly Shannon, and more, this is the kickass comedy reboot you’ve been waiting for.

Bring home Jay and Silent Bob Rebootand celebrate the hilarity while diving deeper into the production with cast interviews, bloopers, a hair reel, and more. The Jay and Silent Bob RebootBlu-ray and DVD will be available for the suggested retail price of $21.99 and $19.98, respectively.

BLU-RAY / DVD / DIGITAL SPECIAL FEATURES

Cast Interviews
Kevin & Jay Interview Cast & Crew
Bloopers
Hair Reel

Jason Mewes’ Directorial Debut MADNESS IN THE METHOD Available on DVD September 24th

Produced by Autumnwood Media and written by Chris Anastasi and Dominic Burns, MADNESS IN THE METHOD stars Jason Mewes (Mallrats), Vinnie Jones (Snatch), Gina Carano (Haywire), Jaime Camil (“Jane the Virgin”), Kevin Smith (Clerks), Danny Trejo (Machete), Stan Lee (in his last onscreen role), Teri Hatcher (Tomorrow Never Dies), Brian O’Halloran (Mallrats), and Dean Cain (God’s Not Dead).

In the film, Mewes, tired of Hollywood’s perception of him, embarks on a quest to reinvent himself as a serious actor. Upon advice from best friend Kevin Smith, Mewes tracks down a highly secretive method-acting book – with disastrous consequences. Joining the star-studded ensemble are David Dastmalchian (Ant-Man), Mickey Gooch, Jr. (How to Be Single), Blake Harrison (The Inbetweeners), Casper Van Dien (Starship Troopers), and Judd Nelson (The Breakfast Club).

Best known as the vocal half of the on-screen comedic duo, Jay and Silent Bob, Mewes has reprised his role as the celebrated character, “Jay,” in a number of films. With cult-fans following his controversial antics, Mewes has captured audiences with rebellious banter against his unspoken other half and longtime friend, Kevin Smith (Silent Bob). Since the beginning of the duo’s offbeat work together, Mewes and Smith have continued to build on their beloved character driven roles from the Jay and Silent Bob series. Most recently, the duo wrapped Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, which is scheduled for release later this year.

MADNESS IN THE METHOD can be ordered on DVD HERE

WAMG Giveaway – Win the VIGILANTE DIARIES Blu-ray

Anchor Bay Entertainment will release the action-comedy VIGILANTE DIARIES in Theaters and iTunes on June 24th, and and arrives on Blu-ray^™, DVD and On Demand on July 5th.

The film features an all-star ensemble cast led by Paul Sloan (I Am Wrath, The Night Crew), Quinton “Rampage” Jackson (A-Team, UFC Light Heavyweight Champ), action icon Michael Jai White (Spawn, The Dark Knight, Kill Bill,Black Dynamite), Jason Mewes (Clerks, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back) and Michael Madsen (Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill).

It’s a fun one :) Check out the trailer:

Now you can own the VIGILANTE DIARIES Blu-ray!

We Are Movie Geeks has two copies to give away. All you have to do is leave a comment below telling us what your favorite Vigilante movie is (mine is DEATH WISH 3)! It’s so easy!

1. You must have a U.S. mailing address.
2. No purchase necessary.

We’ll contact the winners next week!

DIRECTED BY: Christian Sesma
WRITTEN BY: Christian Sesma and Paul Sloan
CAST: Paul Sloan, Quinton ‘Rampage’ Jackson, Michael Jai White, Jason Mewes, Michael Madsen, and Sal ‘Chavo’ Guerrero
SYNOPSIS: Jason Mewes of CLERKS and JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK stars as an in-your-face filmmaker known for his web videos of an urban avenger known only as ‘The Vigilante’ (Paul Sloan). But when The Vigilante terminates a creep with deep connections, it’ll trigger a live-feed bloodbath between the Armenian mob, Mexican cartels, a rogue team of Special Forces commandos, and an international black ops conspiracy that’s about to make things very personal. UFC legend Quinton ‘Rampage’ Jackson, Michael Jai White (BLACK DYNAMITE), Jacqueline Lord (MERCENARY FOR JUSTICE), WWE star Sal ‘Chavo’ Guerrero, Jr., James Russo (DJANGO UNCHAINED) and Michael Madsen (THE HATEFUL EIGHT) co-star in this explosive throwback packed with badass swagger, hardcore firepower and bone-crunching action.

Wizard World COMIC CON St. Louis May 22-24 – Great Line-Up of Movie Guests

Pop culture comes to life in St. Louis next month! It’s the Wizard World COMIC CON May 22nd through the 24th at America’s Center downtown (701 Convention Plaza – St. Louis, MO 63101), and boy oh boy, do they have an amazing line-up of guests!

Sure, you got the comic artists and cosplayers, wrestlers, a St. Louis Ram, a Power Ranger, and of course the ubiquitous Walking Dead stars, but what We Are Movie Geeks is most excited about are the celebrities from movies that will be on hand: Horror legend George Romero, SHARKNADO legend Tara Reid, horror hostess with the mostest (if you know what I mean) Elvira, GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY tough guy Dave Bautista, Henry the serial killer himself Michael Rooker, DO THE RIGHT THING’s ‘Buggin Out’ Giancarlo Esposito. Lord of the Rings Trilogy’s Pippin Billy Boyd, Captain America squeeze Hayley Atwell, and Silent Bob’s buddy Jay aka Jason Mewes. Wow! What a line-up!

Other well-known Wizard World Comic Con St. Louis guests to attend the pop culture extravaganza will include Arthur Darvill (“Dr. Who”), , Christian Kane (“The Librarians,” “Leverage”), Naomi Grossman (“American Horror Story”), Joey Lawrence (“Melissa & Joey,” “Blossom”), B.J. Britt (“Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.,” “Being Mary Jane”), Rick Cosnett (“The Flash”), Phil LaMarr (“Futurama,” “Family Guy”), Mark Dodson (Voice Actor – Star Wars: Episode VI), and Jason David Frank (“Mighty Morphin Power Rangers”), Robin Lord Taylor (“Gotham,” “The Walking Dead”), Liam McIntyre (“Spartacus: War of the Damned,” The Legend of Hercules), , WWE Diva Paige™, St. Louis Rams linebacker Alec Ogletree and Alanna Masterson (“The Walking Dead”) headline the roster of celebrity guests scheduled .

Wizard World is also the home of the most creative comics artists and writers on the planet. Artist Alley at Wizard World Comic Con St. Louis will feature Michael Golden (“Spider-Man,” “Daredevil”), Gerhard (“Cerebus”), Ethan Van Sciver (“Green Lantern,” “Batman: The Dark Knight”), Ken Lashley (“Superman,” “JLA”), C.S. Marks (“Elfhunter,” “Fire-heart”), Tom Cook (“He-man,” “Scooby Doo”), Jim Mahfood (“Miami Vice: Remix,” “Everybody Loves Tank Girl”), Renee Witterstaetter (“She Hulk,” “Avengers”) and many others.

In addition, all full-price Wizard World Comic Con St. Louis attendees will receive a limited edition exclusive variant cover “The Walking Dead” comic, drawn by one of Wizard World’s talented artist guests (to be announced shortly). Comics will be issued at registration while supplies last and VIP attendees will receive an additional black & white sketch version.

Wizard World Comic Con events bring together thousands of fans of all ages to celebrate the best in pop-fi, pop culture, movies, graphic novels, cosplay, comics, television, sci-fi, toys, video gaming, gaming, original art, collectibles, contests and more. The eleventh of 26 events currently scheduled on the 2015 Wizard World calendar, St. Louis show hours are Friday, May 22, 3-8 p.m.; Saturday, May 23, 10 a.m.-7 p.m., Sunday, May 24, 11 a.m.-5 p.m.

Wizard World Comic Con St. Louis is also the place for cosplay, with fans young and old showing off their best costumes throughout the event. Fans dressed as every imaginable character – and some never before dreamed – will roam the convention floor and participate in the famed Wizard World Costume Contest on Saturday night.

Wizard World (OTCBB: WIZD) produces Comic Cons and pop culture conventions across North America that celebrate the best in pop-fi, pop culture, movies, television, cosplay, comics, graphic novels, toys, video gaming, sci-fi, gaming, original art, collectibles, contests and more. A first-class lineup of topical programming takes place at each event, with celebrity Q&A’s, comics-themed sessions, costume contests, movie screenings, evening parties and more. Wizard World also produces socialcon featuring social media stars and have launched ConTV, a digital media channel in partnership with leading independent content distributor Cinedigm™

For more on the 2015 Wizard World Comic Con St. Louis, visit http://www.wizardworld.com/home-stlouis.html

But of course We Are Movie Geeks is most excited about the movie guests and will be on hand there to report on all of the fun.

George Romero

George A. Romero was a pivotal figure in the development of the contemporary horror film and the progenitor of the zombie apocalypse subgenre. Beginning with his first feature, “Night of the Living Dead” (1968), Romero not only upped the ante on explicit screen violence and gore, but also offered a satirical critique of American society that reflected the cultural upheavals of the late 1960s and early 1970s. Most importantly, Romero ushered in a fascination with zombies and spawned numerous imitators over the ensuing decades. It’s very safe to say that AMC’s “The Walking Dead” would never have existed without the Romero influence. “Night of the Living Dead” is still considered to be one of the most influential independent films ever made. Romero’s awards and honors in recent years have stacked up to an impressive amount. And his standing ovation at Cannes Film Festival in 2005 would make any A-list celebrity jealous! Filmmakers to consider Romero as one of their main influences include, Frank Darabont, Guillermo Del Toro, Georg Lucas, Robert Rodriguez, Steven Spielberg and Quentin Tarantino to name just few!!

Elvira

When you hear the name Elvira only one person comes to mind… Halloween icon and quintessential symbol of all things spooky, the one and only Mistress of the Dark. Back in 1981, who could have imagined the hostess of a local Hollywood Horror movie show would grow to become a household name? Elvira was the first horror host ever to be syndicated nationally and has emerged as one of today’s most original and outrageous pop culture characters. Elvira’s reign as ‘Queen of Halloween’ has spanned more than three decades and includes two feature films, an IMAX film, motion control rides, music CD’s and books. She has appeared in National ad campaigns for Pepsi and Coors and licensed over 500 products including pinball machines, guitars, 3 comic book series, beer, wine, perfume, slot machines and the best-selling female costume of all time. She has given countless interviews and made hundreds of film, television and live appearances – including The Grammy Awards, Saturday Night Live, two MTV Specials, Monday Night Football, NBC’s Today Show, The Tournament of Roses Parade and recent reality shows, Search for the Next Elvira, RuPaul’s Drag Race, Celebrity Ghost Stories, Oddities, Counting Cars and Face Off.She most recently co-wrote and starred in twenty-six new episodes of Elvira’s Movie Macabre and became part owner of the LA pop culture convention.

Tara Reid

Born in Wyckoff, New Jersey, USA on November 8, 1975. Tara Reid got her career start at six, when she appeared on a children’s game show called Child’s Play (1982). Later, she appeared in commercials for Jell-O, McDonald’s, and Crayola. She attended the Professional Children’s School in New York City. Her classmates included Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jerry O’Connell, Macaulay Culkin, and Ben Taylor. After several career moves, she became known after her role as Bunny, in The Big Lebowski (1998).

Michael Rooker

Michael Rooker is an American actor best known for his turn as the blue-skinned alien Yondu Udonta in 2014’s top grossing film Guardians of the Galaxy, and as the character fans loved to hate on AMC’s worldwide hit television show The Walking Dead, as Merle Dixon. Rooker has thrilled fans for decades with complex portrayals of characters audiences can’t help but cheer on despite their dark personas. He made his film debut in 1986 playing the title role in Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, a film based on the confessions of serial killer Henry Lee Lucas. He has since appeared in numerous films including Mississippi Burning, Sea of Love, Days of Thunder, JFK, Cliffhanger, Tombstone, Mallrats, Rosewood, The 6th Day, and Jumper. Rooker also has a prolific relationship with writer/director James Gunn, appearing in Gunn helmed productions Slither, Super and Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy. He has guest starred on several TV shows including Stargate SG-1, CSI: Miami, Las Vegas, JAG, Numb3rs, Law & Order, Chuck, Criminal Minds, Psych, Burn Notice, and Archer. He added his voice talents to Activision’s video game The Walking Dead: Survival Instinct. Rooker’s voiceover work in video games has also included Mike Harper, the lead character in Call of Duty: Black Ops 2, and the villain Vikke in Lollipop Chainsaw. Rooker, who has eight brothers and sisters, was born in Jasper, Alabama and studied at the Goodman School of Drama in Chicago, where he moved with his mother and siblings at the age of thirteen, after his parents divorced.

Billy Boyd

Born in Glasgow, Scotland in 1968, this talented young boy, inspired by Star Wars to try acting, got his first taste of it in his school’s production of Oliver Twist when he was 10. Boyd’s parents were extremely supportive, driving over two hours to get him to the performances, but sadly they passed away when he was 12. He was thereafter raised by his grandmother. He realized that he enjoyed acting very much and told his school counselor that was what he wanted to be, but the counselor discouraged this choice and told him to “keep it secret.” When he was 17 he left school and went to work in a book-binding workshop. He worked there 4 years as an apprentice and 2 years as a workman. Ironically, during the years he worked at the book-binders, the Lord of the Rings trilogy was printed and bound there, many copies bound by his hands. After the 6 years as a book-binder, he was thoroughly sick of it. Billy planned on going to America for a year, but before he went he called the Royal Scottish Academy of Music and Drama and asked about applying for when he got back. But it so happened that they still had space for this year and they asked him if he wanted to apply and he did. He was at the drama school in a 3-year course for his bachelor of arts degree, meanwhile studying everything from Shakespeare to puppet-making. During this time Billy had a few small roles in TV series such as “Down Amongst The Boys” and “Taggart.” After graduating he performed in many plays like ‘The Slab Boys,’ ‘The Diary of Adrian Mole’ etc. at The St. Andrews theatre which were his first paying roles. He then received a call from his agent about the Lord of the Rings movies and if he would like to audition for them. He went along not expecting much, but within a few months Peter Jackson came out to Scotland to meet him and to audition him personally. While rehearsing for a show he received a call from his agent who said that the part of Pippin had been offered to him – if he wanted it.

Hayley Atwell

Hayley’s impressive body of work has established her as one of the finest actresses of her generation. She can currently be seen in Marvel’s ‘Agent Carter’, in which she reprises her role yet again as the feisty ‘Agent Peggy Carter’. The show picks up a year after the events of ‘Captain America: The First Avenger’, and follows Peggy Carter’s blossoming career as a secret agent. She will next be seen in the Kenneth Branagh directed ‘Cinderella’, in which she stars alongside Richard Madden, Cate Blanchett and Lily James. The film is set for release in March 2015 and is a live-action retelling of the classic fairy tale. Following this Hayley will be seen reprising her role as Peggy Carter yet again, in ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’. The film is set for US release in May and will see her Star alongside Scarlett Johansson, Chris Hemsworth and Robert Downey Jr. Hayley has most recently been seen as the lead female role in the John Ridley directed, Jimi Hendrix biopic ‘Jimi: All Is By My Side’, alongside Imogen Poots and Andre 3000. Hayley’s work in film is extensive. Hayley’s ‘Bess Foster’ was the object of Ralph Fiennes’ Duke of Devonshire’s affections in 2008’s ‘The Duchess’, directed by Saul Dibb and also starring Keira Knightley as the Duchess of Devonshire. The same year audiences saw Hayley in ‘Brideshead Revisited’ alongside Emma Thompson, Matthew Goode and Ben Whishaw. She also collaborated with Whishaw in ‘Love/Hate’, a short film which was awarded runner up in the 2009 Palm Springs International Festival of Short Films. In 2011 Hayley became a box office sensation for her role as ‘Agent Peggy Carter’ in the Marvel superhero film ‘Captain America: The First Avenger’ and reprised the much loved role for the 2014 sequel, ‘Captain America: The Winter Soldier’, in which she starred alongside a stellar cast including Chris Evans, Samuel L Jackson and Scarlett Johansson. Her other film credits include the noir thriller feature ‘I, Anna’ alongside Charlotte Rampling, Eddie Marsan and Gabriel Byrne and Nick Love’s film adaptation of the popular 70s TV series ‘The Sweeney’, in which Hayley played the female lead alongside Ray Winstone and Damian Lewis. On television, Hayley won critical acclaim for her performance in the BBC’s ‘The Line of Beauty’, an adaptation of Alan Hollinghurst’s Booker Prize-winning novel. She appeared in the ITV remake of the 1960s cult classic ‘The Prisoner’ where she played ‘Lucy’ alongside Ian McKellen and Ruth Wilson. Hayley received a Golden Globe nomination in the ‘best performance by an actress’ category for her outstanding performance in the Channel 4 drama ‘Pillars of the Earth’ based on Ken Follett’s novel. She also starred on Channel 4 in ‘Any Human Heart’ a highly acclaimed adaptation of William Boyd’s. Her other television credits include ‘Mansfield Park’ in which she played the role of ‘Mary’, ‘Ruby in the Smoke’ directed by Brian Percival and ‘Fear of Fanny’ directed by Coky Giedroyc. Late 2012 saw Hayley star as the female lead in William Boyd’s TV adaptaion of ‘Restless’ for the BBC alongside Rufus Sewell. Hayley was also seen in Sky Arts’ ‘Play House presents: The Man’ in which she appeared as ‘The Banker’, starring opposite Stellan Skarsgard, Zoe Wanamaker and Stephen Fry. Hayley was also seen on our television screens in the series ‘Life of Crime’ commissioned by ITV and produced by Ecosse Films. Hayley played risk-taking and impulsive rookie policewoman, ‘Denise Woods’, who becomes obsessed with tracking down the killer of a 15 year old girl. Hayley is also well-known as an accomplished stage actress. In September 2011, Hayley completed a run of ‘The Faith Machine’ at the Royal Court Theatre. For the National Theatre she played Barbara Undershaft in ‘Major Barbara’ and in ‘Man of Mode’, (National Theatre) directed by Nicholas Hynter and written by George Etherege. Hayley’s outstanding performance in the role of Catherine in ‘A View from the Bridge’ alongside Ken Stott and Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio earned her rave reviews and a nomination in the ‘best supporting actress’ category at the 2009 Olivier Awards. Hayley has most recently been seen starring in Alexi Kaye Campbell’s Olivier Award winning play ‘The Pride’, directed by Jamie Lloyd. Hayley starred alongside Matthew Horne, Harry Hadden-Paton and Al Weaver – the story time-hops between 1958 and the present and examines society’s shifting attitudes to homosexuality. Hayley played the twin roles of Sylvia: one, a former actress in the 1950s, whose husband conceals his homosexuality; the other, the friend of a promiscuous gay man alive today.

Jason Mewes

Jason Mewes is most widely known as the never-silent half of the cult heroes Jay and Silent Bob, first appearing in 1994’s Clerks and moving on with the ever-growing popularity of Kevin Smith’s subsequent films Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and Clerks II. In addition to his ongoing role as the hilariously inappropriate ying to Silent Bob’s yang , the Jersey native has also appeared in a variety of indie films, television roles and video game voiceovers. To name only a few, Jason has appeared in the films Pauly Shore is Dead, National Lampoon’s TV: The Movie, Gone Baby Gone, Bitten, Breath of Hate, Silent But Deadly and Noobz. He has also worked on several television series, most notably Vigilante Diaries and Todd and the Book of Pure Evil. Jason has also performed in several voiceover roles such as Jay and Silent Bob’s Super Groovy Cartoon Movie, the animated series Clerks, and a brief voiceover role in the videogame Scarface. The ongoing podcast with Kevin Smith, Jay and Silent Bob Get Old was established in February of 2007 and has continued to rise in popularity as it fast approaches its 150th episode. We’ve also been promised that a Clerks III is in the near future, much to the delight of eternally loyal Jay and Silent Bob fans worldwide.

Giancarlo Esposito

Giancarlo Esposito is a celebrated television, film and stage actor whose acting career spans over several decades. He most recently earned rave reviews and awards buzz starring in AMC’s critically acclaimed award-winning series “Breaking Bad” opposite Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul. Esposito starred as Gustavo “Gus” Fring, a respected business owner whose legitimate operations allow him the perfect front to distribute Walt’s (Cranston) blue meth throughout the Southwest. He recently won the 2012 Critics Choice Award for his portrayal.He next co-stars in JJ Abrams upcoming drama series for NBC, “Revolution.” This October, he appears as a crime boss opposite Tyler Perry in Lionsgate’s “Alex Cross.” Esposito has appeared in notable films such as “Rabbit Hole,” “The Usual Suspects,” “Smoke” and “The Last Holiday.” His performances in Spike Lee’s films “Do the Right Thing,” “Mo’ Better Blues,” “School Daze” and “Malcolm X” are among his most memorable. Esposito’s other film credits include outstanding performances in “SherryBaby,” “Ali,” “Nothing to Lose,” “Waiting to Exhale,” “Bob Roberts,” “King of New York” and “Cotton Club.” In 1995, Esposito was recognized for his incredible work in “Fresh” with a nomination for an Independent Spirit Award.In 2007 through his production company, Quiet Hand Productions, Esposito made his feature directorial debut with the film “Gospel Hill.” He also co-starred with Danny Glover, Angela Bassett, Julia Stiles, Taylor Kitsch and Samuel L. Jackson. Quiet Hand Productions aspires to make “conscious content” films that focus on the inspirational. The company currently has four other projects in development, in which Esposito plans to direct, produce and co-star. One of these projects “This is Your Death,” is an unflinching look at reality TV.

Stay tuned here at We Are Movie Geeks for more coverage of Wizard World Comic Con St. Louis

New Poster And Trailer For JAY & SILENT BOB’S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE Stars Jason Mewes & Kevin Smith

Phase 4 Films has sent us the new poster and trailer for the upcoming animated film JAY & SILENT BOB’S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE starring Jason Mewes & Kevin Smith and written by Kevin Smith.

Stoners, Jay and Silent Bob, hit the lottery jackpot, and use their cash windfall to become crime-fighting superheroes.

Directed by Steve Stark, this new animated film will be available On Demand on May 6.

Trailer and Poster for Danny Trejo’s VENGEANCE

Check out the trailer and poster for the new film VENGEANCE, starring Danny Trejo. This grindhouse-style film is written and directed by Gil Medina, also features a supporting cast of Jason Mewes, Donal Logue, 50 Cent and Dallas Page. The film is st for release in the US on November 11, 2010.

Jack (Danny Trejo) is a retired undercover vice cop whose world is suddenly torn apart by the murder of his wife and daughter. After serving a prison term for a crime he didn’t commit, Jack returns to the streets with a vengeance against crime, and takes to vigilantism.

For more images and information about VENGEANCE and an opportunity to order a signed collector’s edition poster, check out the website.

Badass Geek Stuff: Mezco-Style Jay & Silent Bob!

With the coming once again of Comic Con, the coolness starts rolling out! One of the coolest things I’ve seen already (thanks to @ThatKevinSmith on twitter) is this pair of Mezco-style custom Jay and Silent Bob figures by Kyle Robinson on deviantART. These were specially designed for San Diego Comic Con 2009. Cool, huh?

Check out more about these figures and all the other badass custom character figures by Kyle Robinson by going to KyleRobinsonCustoms on deviantART

WAMG attends Horror Hound Weekend 2009

We Are Movie Geeks attended Horror Hound Weekend 2009 in Indianapolis and I have to say, it was bigger and better than we had expected. I spent much of my time meeting people at the event, both fans and celebrities, and took a butt-load of pictures. Jeremy, Allison and Andy were also in attendance, making their rounds and catching up on what all there was to offer during the wicked festivities. Check out our thoughts of the event below along with some pictures from Horror Hound Weekend 2009.

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Kevin Smith Week: ‘Zack and Miri Make a Porno’

Kevin Smith week here on wearemoviegeeks.com was all built around the release of ‘Zack and Miri Make a Porno’ and today is finally THE day. The movie is releasing today and will conquer all of you crazy bastards in such a way that you will walk out of the theater crying, laughing, and probably just have pissed your pants. I know I did, and you will to.

Also please be assured that if you dont like this movie, you probably need to get checked out because this is THE funniest movie of the year. Enjoy the reviews:

Zac:

Kevin Smith’s latest is a hilarious, raunchy, and sweet look at two friends’ platonic relationship that probably was meant to be more but never was.

Zack (Seth Rogen) and Miri (Elizabeth Banks) have been friends from the first grade, they have never been romantically involved emotionally, accidentally, or really ever thought about it, and they are now roommates in a place with stacking up bills and no sign of an income to help pay them off any sooner rather than later. Zack works and Bean and Gone, a local Starbucks competitor in Pittsburgh and he spends his days hanging out with his friend Delaney (Craig Robinson) and avoiding getting in trouble with his store manager. Miri’s work situation isn’t pulling down much cash either, and the two are left with defunct computers, buying pointless items, while their bills go further and further past due. The night before Thanksgiving, the two have their 10 year high school reunion and Zack is practically dragged there by Miri who is looking to score with her high school crush Bobby Long (Brandon Routh). Once Miri finds her man she leaves Zack on his own who between trying to score with married girls from his past and drinking runs into a guest of one of his classmates, Brandon (Justin Long) and the two bond over discussions of Brandon’s profession; gay porn. After the reunion, the last of the Zack and Miri’s utilities are shut off and they are left with a hobo style heating system and a desperate desire to make money, when Zack comes up with the idea of making a porno based off their recent “viral” success. Miri is quickly talked into the deal, as is Delaney to produce with his plasma TV money, and after a couple of quick casting sessions and finding someone and somewhere to shoot it, Zack and Miri are ready to produce their Porno.

I have explained quite a lot so far, but have spoiled little, and will go no further with plot, but the chemistry of these characters is fantastic though. Smith has always been great at getting his cast to bounce off each other with ease and Z&M is no different. Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks bounce off each other with ease and the banter can go from dirty to sweet in a second. Craig Robinson provides many of the best lines in the film and he and Rogen have as equally as good a chemistry as he does with Banks. Jason Mewes also owns his role as the lead porn actor in the film; he isn’t a professional just more then capable with his equipment than most. Mewes is hilarious and it’s nice to see him doing something besides Jay in a Kevin Smith film, here is to him doing more original work in his friend’s future work. Both of the real life porn stars that make appearances in the film do an excellent job as well, with Katie Morgan bringing plenty of sweet and bubbly energy to her character of Stacey while hamming it up for the camera when she does the porn work in the film. She and Mewes do the majority of the sex work in the film and they make it funny and silly, while remaining somewhat authentic, nailing what Smith was going for I imagine.

The creativity Smith gets out of his porn ideas is great as well, the number of dirty jokes he comes up with around the theme of the film is pretty impressive. I also how he kind of makes an homage to the making of clerks with the shooting of the in film porno, you will know what I mean when you see it, and the coda video at the end of the film is well thought out and clever as well. Smith has crafted his most well rounded film yet with Zack and Miri but, I am not ready to anoint it as his best, though after repeat viewings we can reassess that element.

Now, the elephant in the room, how raunchy is this movie? It is pretty fucking filthy, so much so, I can’t believe that Smith got them to talk this thing down, he must be one persuasive man. Testicles, breasts, penis, vagina, and much, much more; this film has it all. And I can’t even mention the worst/funniest thing in the film as it is one of the best laughs in the film and of the year; disgustingly hilarious. The movie is so raunchy that the sweet emotional scenes become jarring because you’re so used to the profane and vulgar, but funny, material that fills a substantial amount of the film. Though, the movie does have its serious and sweet moments, and can be rather effective, even if they seem a bit out of place in this crazy flick.

I have already touched on the acting a bit but everyone in the film is working at top form. Banks’ Miri is both kind of a self proclaimed slut but some how Banks makes her sweet and adorable at times when she isn’t acting kind of dirty. Rogen does stray to far from the type he has been playing as of late, but that is OK because he is hilarious as usual. Jeff Anderson is at the center of the best gag in the movie and he just nails that while injecting plenty of good one liner’s throughout the picture. I can’t say anymore about Craig Robinson who we need to have more in movies, as he never fails to make me laugh. Justin Long steals every scene he is in, it is a shame there are only a few and Brandon Routh captures his character perfectly. Mewes is golden throughout this flick and it makes you wish he had even more work in the picture as he is a bit in the background much of the time, but he makes the most of every scene he is in. Also, Smith shows restraint by not putting himself or any of his regulars in front of the camera, and while I like those guys, it’s nice to see him moving out of the Jersey Chronicles and all that comes with it for something fresh and original with Zack and Miri here.

In the end, Zack and Miri Make a Porno is easily one of the Top 3 comedies of the year right now. I don’t know if it is quite as good as Forgetting Sarah Marshall right now as Z&M pacing falls out of whack from time to time and can’t touch Sarah Marshall’s perfect relationship/comedy balance, but there is a lot of room for this one to grow in repeat viewings. If you are a Kevin Smith or Seth Rogen fan, this one is a no brainer. A bunch of the Apatow camp guys were inspired by Kevin Smith and Clerks years ago and it’s great to see Smith come out and show that he is more than capable of creating a product as good as what those guys have been doing as of late. Though, the faint of heart, don’t say I didn’t warn you, but at least you gave it a chance.

Travis:

Kevin Smith is a filmmaker who doesn’t always get the best criticism, but he always makes quality, enjoyable films in my book. While his range in genres hasn’t truly shown itself yet, Smith has managed to widen his horizons a bit with films like ‘Chasing Amy’ and ‘Jersey Girl’. One thing I always enjoy about Smith’s movies is that he knows how to make us laugh, uncontrollably at times. Sure, his sense of humor may not be everyone’s cup-o-tea, but you can’t please everyone… just the really cool people.

Seth Rogen plays Zack, a slacker working in a Starbucks-style coffee shop in Monroeville, Pennsylvania. Elizabeth Banks plays Miri, his best friend since grade school and roommate who doesn’t realize that Zack secretly wants to be more than friends. Zack and Miri are down on their luck and their cash flow is doing even worse. With the water and the power turned off in the middle of winter, Zack and Miri are desperate to find a new revenue stream before they lose their apartment. That’s when Zack has his brilliant idea…

Zack and Miri are going to make a porno! So, once they both decide this is meant to happen, Zack enlists his co-worker Delaney (Craig Robinson) to be the producer. Zack, Miri and Delaney begin casting and the real-life cast includes real-life porn stars Katie Morgan as the stereotypical blonde Stacey and the now “legit” actress Traci Lords as the kinky and specially talented Bubbles. The rag-tag cast of loser guys and attractive gals band together to somehow make an adult film, but not without their share of obstacles.

All of that aside, it’s the dialogue and the character interaction that makes the movie so good, as with all Smith films. Justin Long is surprisingly humorous as Brandon Routh’s gay lover who works in gay porn and it’s great to see Jeff Anderson still in the mix, playing the amateur cameraman Deacon… who happens to have some of the greatest lines in the movie! “She frosted me like a cake!” And finally, how can you have a Kevin Smith movie without Jason Mewes… exactly, you can’t! Mewes returns, but not as Jay. In fact, this is the first Kevin Smith film to completely remove itself from his usual cast of characters. Mewes does however put his “everything” into the role… and I do mean EVERYTHING!

Ram Man:

This is the movie I have been waiting for this fall. I don’t know if it strictly because it is a Kevin Smith film or because of the fiasco made by the M.P.A.A. concerning the rating and content. Either way I was able to catch an advance screening of ‘Zack and Miri Make A Porno’ and it is one of Smith’s best films ever. As he did with ‘Jersey Girl’, Kevin strayed from the coziness of the View-Askew universe of characters and introduced us to some “real’ people of Monroeville, PA. (Yes that is the same town the zombies took over in Night of the Living Dead) The people I speak of are Zack (Seth Rogan) and Miri (Elizabeth Banks) or her high school nickname “stinky Linky”. Smith also realizing he needed some experience in this film, he recruited porn star Katie Morgan and a porn legend…Tracy Lords! The film also features Rogan sidekicks Craig Robinson (Knocked Up) and Gerry Bednob (40 yr. Old Virgin) along with Smith’s own buddies Jason Mewes and Jeff Anderson.

Zack and Miri are roommates and best friends since high school. They are strictly friends and have never hooked up. They also never understood what it was to live on their own. After Zack spends the utility bill money on new Hockey skates and Miri blows her check on a new outfit, they both realize they are in dangers of being tossed out on the street. In Pennsylvania, thanksgiving weekend, that is a chilling thought. That is wen the lights go out. Literally… the lights go out, remember Zack didn’t pay the bill. So that scrape together what money they have left and head to the local bar (with heat) to plan a way out of this mess. They do what any red-blooded American couple who needs money would do….no they don’t get second jobs…they make a pornographic movie. Zack was forced by Miri to attend their high school reunion in an attempt for Miri to at last hook up with football stud Bobby Long (Brandon Routh). Only to find out Long is actually gay (must be from the tights in Superman Returns) and in love with male erotic movie star (played by Justin Long).

Zack and Miri decide to make the film and now must get some financing and find a location. Zack handles both. Buddy and co-worker Delaney (Robinson) donates his cash saved up for a HDTV in exchange for a role as casting director and a chance to see some titties! Zack also finds a warehouse full of trash, set to be demolished after the holidays, to film the porno. Zack and Miri also round up a cameraman Deacon (Anderson) and cast a stripper who loves anal, Stacy (Morgan) and a gal whose nickname is Bubbles for that talent she exhibits blowing them out of her vagina. All that was left was the male lead. That was taken by Lester “the molester” (Mewes). Zack thought it was a great porn name. Lester responded”We get a porn name!” The group agreed almost simultaneously on the title of the film….”Star Whores” Lucas would be proud.

The sets are finished and costumes are made and the day had finally come to shoot the first scene. Except, when the arrive at the warehouse, it is half demolished. The guy they rented from took off to Florida with the cash and now Zack and Miri have no location for their sex tape. Zack, Miri and the gang re-convene at The coffee shop where Zack and Delaney work to come up with a new plan. All the costumes , sets and equipment is gone. Zack comes up with the idea to shoot it there..at Bean-N-Gone with the surveillance camera! Acting in pornos is not even close to good and what ensued in this homegrown erotica. Filming includes hilarious scenes from Mewes doing Morgan, a drunken Steeler fan walks in on filming to get a cup of joe and comes face to face with Stacy’s tits and thinks nothing of it. (I need to visit Pittsburgh). The filming also includes the most romantic love scene in a porno to date between Zack and Miri, who by the way manges to keep their clothes on. (In Rogan’s case it is a blessing. And you know with a title like ‘Zack and Miri make a Porno’ Mewes is going to dangle his yule log somewhere in the film…and he does to the shock of Zack!

OK I have manage to keep the soap box put away during the synopsis portion of the review, but now I’m bringing it out! Now that i have seen the film I can honestly say that the “blue hairs” at the Motion Picture Assoc. of America are full of S**T! There was nothing any worse in this film to pull down an NC-17 rating than in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Eastern Promises and American Pie (all rated R). Again it is another attempt by the MPAA to try to kill one of Smith’s films. They gave the rating strictly by the word “Porno” being in the title. After the decision was over turned they fined him for an unrated trailer released on his website and killed to publicity campaign in the states by saying the posters were obscene. How childish can you be. So Kevin, in his own style, released a new poster with stick figures on it to make the folks at the MPAA nursing home happy.

‘Zack & Miri Make A Porno’ is one of Kevin Smith’s finest films to date. It definitely has the best acting of any of the previous ones. It is hilarious and yes it has some bad language, nudity and sexual references, but it is done in a way to entertain and not insult. If you choose to skip “Zack & Miri’ just for the word porno in the tile I feel sorry for you. Not because you are missing one of the funniest films of the year. No, because you are subscribing to the stupidity that is the MPAA and becoming yet another one of the cattle that choose to be told rather than find out on your own. For those of you Kevin Smith “Die Hards” (blatant plug I couldn’t resist) I hope you enjoy ‘Zack & Miri Make A Porno’ and see it repeatedly and show the world by making it #1 at the box office and giving the MPAA the big “F**K YOU!” OK now I will stop channeling my inner Hooper and just say “Go see Zack and Miri this weekend and laugh your ass off! ”

[rating:4.5/5]

Jeremy:

The last time Kevin Smith stepped away from the View Askew universe, he punched out ‘Jersey Girl’. The film is enjoyable and heartfelt in its own right, but fans of Smith’s previous films were left wanting more. Smith’s foray into the world of PG-13 romantic comedies was not met with open arms to say the very least. Some even blamed Smith for trying too hard to work with the Hollywood system, something I’m sure Smith is sure never to do again.

With ‘Zack and Miri Make a Porno’, Smith again steps out of the View Askew universe. He even steps away from the New Jersey for the first time. However, ‘Zack and Miri Make a Porno’ is anything but a PG-13 romantic comedy. It is as hard-edged as anything else he has done before. It might possibly be even harder than anything he’s done before. Fans of Smith will not be disappointed.

Zack (Seth Rogen) and Miri (Elizabeth Banks) are two, high school friends/roommates, who are down on their luck financially. While attending their ten-year high school reunion, Zack runs into Brandon St. Randy (Justin Long), a gay porn star who is dating one of their high school friends. This encounter snowballs an idea into Zack’s head that he and Miri could make a porno to relieve them of their financial woes. As you can surely imagine, logistical issues and awkward hilarity are sure to ensue.

‘Zack and Miri Make a Porno’ is through and through a Kevin Smith film. Having said that, it seems like the perfect marriage between the world of Kevin Smith and the world of Judd Apatow. In this film, we are treated to some of Smith’s best-written dialogue in years broaching just about every subject regarding porn under the sun. At the same time, the film, particularly the nature of Zack and Miri’s relationship, is as sweet as anything in ’40-Year-Old Virgin’ or ‘Knocked Up’.

In fact, this is probably this film’s biggest flaw. When it is trying to be funny, it is extremely funny. There are moments where you will be rolling on the floor. But, when the comedy subsides and we are left with watching the romance blossom between the two, main characters, it becomes quite saccharine. This is something that is shocking coming from Smith. This is the guy who brought us ‘Chasing Amy’, arguably the most ground in reality love story ever told. So it takes you aback when you start to realize you are watching just another romantic comedy filled with drawn-out misunderstandings and cliched outcomes.

This aspect of the film is helped tremendously by Banks and Rogen. They are an adorable couple together, and, singularly, the two are incredibly funny. Who knew that Elizabeth Banks could hold her own comedically with Seth Rogen? And the chemistry that builds between them is genuine.

Luckily for us, though, the sweetness in ‘Zack and Miri’ is easily covered up by the unbelievably crude yet hilarious comedy that the film has to offer. Being a Kevin Smith film, the humor is, at the same time, very witty and original as well. When they are trying to come up with a title and premise for their porno, Zack and Miri spout out some extremely funny ideas. They eventually settle on ‘Star Whores’, an idea that will surprise absolutly no one in the Kevin Smith fan-base.

Everyone in ‘Zack and Miri Make a Porno’ are hilarious, as well, but with a few standouts. Craig Robinson, an Abatow regular, is riotous as Delaney, the porno’s producer. Traci Lords and Katie Morgan are about as cute as they can be, being actual porn stars who are mainstreaming it here. Jason Mewes gives another amazing performance in a Kevin Smith film playing a character other than Jay for the first time. He proves with this film that he will do anything, and I mean anything, for a part in one of hid buddy’s films.

However, the biggest standout of them all, the one performance that is quite possibly the best thing about ‘Zack and Miri Make a Porno’ is Long as the gay porn star. The way Long carries himself and the affectation he puts on his voice makes it the perfect performance. Seriously, a whole spinoff film about Brandon St. Randy would be a real treat. Stick around through the end credits to see even more of this character.

Between ‘Clerks II’ and now this, Kevin Smith has certainly shed any stigma that he may have garnered from ‘Jersey Girl’. At times, ‘Zack and Miri’ gets a little too sweet for its own good, and a little more realism could have done that part of the film wonders. That aside, ‘Zack and Miri Make a Porno’ is one of Smith’s funniest films to date. He truly has put himself back on top as the reigning king of comedy.

[rating:4/5]

Melissa:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

I cannot tell you the last time that I laughed that hard in a movie theater!!! Mr. Smith has truely outdone himself. It has the modern day sarcastic humor mixed into Smiths already sarcastic, in your face crude humor. A winning combination I say!!!

Zack and Miri (Seth Rogan and Elizabeth Banks) are best friends with no money. They work dead end jobs and spend their bill money on frivolous things. After attending their 10 year high school reunion (by watching this I am horribly frightened to attend my own!), they are inspired to do something drastic in order to pay off their bills, and return to a life of electricity and water… MAKE A PORNO!

They team up with some crazy characters during their casting (and by crazy I mean AWESOME!) that include Lester (Jason Mewes), Deacon (Jeff Anderson), Stacey (Katie Morgan) and of course Bubbles (Traci Lords). I mean, what kind of porno movie would this be without Traci Lords!

The thing that I really enjoyed about this movie is that the characters were two people in a real life situation. They have no money, crappy jobs, the economy sucks, and they are down on their luck. Hmmm… I am guessing that more than just myself can relate to this…

One of the most unsuspecting funny men of the movie was Brandon, played by Justin Long. In most Justin Long movies that I have seen, he generally plays a more likable character… In this film he plays a gay porn producer with an emphasis on… you guessed it… gay porn. His character comes completely out of lest field and left me laughing with every word that he spoke!

Seth Rogan was funny, like always. I have been a fan of his since the television show Freaks and Geeks, even though the show lasted the better part of a year! He reaches beyond just the 40 Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up comedy and mixes it nicely with the Kevin Smith style comedy that we all know and love!

I give this film two thumbs up… Go in prepared for your stomach and face to hurt from laughing so hard!

P.S. Jason Mewes gives everyone a special treat at the end… Hey Jason, call me ;-) lol

[rating:5/5]

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