HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY: THE REN & STIMPY STORY – Review

As the headlines get darker and darker with almost every day, many are finding comfort in looking back on the TV shows and characters they enjoyed as kids (there are several “over-the-air’ stations that provide just that, 24-7). One of the most celebrated of those shows is the focus of this new feature documentary, which begins streaming just a few days after the big announcement of a revival (or reboot, or…etc.). It’s deserving of the doc treatment because it was a landmark, becoming a real turning point for the medium. Historians often point to “touchstones” in cinema often making note of the first “talkie”, the first color film, and so on. The same can be done with theatrical animation via a timeline: 1928 first sound cartoon short, 1937 first feature-length cartoon, and into the rise of Pixar. And the same can be done for it’s “lowly cousin”, TV animation. This doc’s focus was neatly squeezed in, between the return of prime-time animation with “The Simpsons” in 1989 and the “dark deco” drama of “Batman: The Animated Series” in 1992. I recall flipping over to a basic-cable mainstay channel on that Sunday morning 29 years and three days ago. Like Bart S’s papa Matt Groening I was curious about the duo seen in the promotional ad art (“What are those? Aliens? Nightmare monsters?”). I popped in a blank VHS tape and gazed in wonder. And laughed a lot. Perhaps you’ll have a similar flashback as you watch HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY: THE REN & STIMPY STORY.

After a brief clip-filled overview of the series, the filmmakers begin a twisted “origin” story. Bursting through the “talking heads” is the show’s creator and main director John Kricfalusi. In the early 1980’s he had traveled from the Canadian tundra to golden LA to pursue his love of animation (he says that as a child he thought animated cartoons were proof of “real magic”). But TV cartoons were dismal rehashes of old “properties” or merely half-hour commercials for the “hot” new toys. He worked up sample art (“pitch boards”) to show the four broadcast networks, but he was quickly dismissed (one meet earned him a “security escort” out of the building). Then he saw an ad in the “trade papers”. Upstart basic cable channel Nickelodeon wanted original “creator-driven” cartoon shows. John K dashed over for a meeting with the exec in charge of the project, Vanessa Coffey. She wasn’t impressed with a pitch for something called “Your Gang”, but her eyes kept drifting back to the drawing of the two pets; Ren, a bug-eyed Asthma Hound Chihuahua and Stimpy, a plump tail-less Manx cat. Could something be done with them? John K ran with it, gathering together some old art pals along with animator contacts who were frustrated with the sorry state of “TV toons”. The resulting effort, “The Ren & Stimpy Show” was unlike anything on the tube. The characters had strong personalities (short-fused, screeching Ren was based on Peter Lorre and voiced by John K himself, while the sweet-natured affable Stimpy was voice actor Billy West’s spot-on impression of Larry Fine of the Three Stooges, but pitched a bit higher) which popped off the screen. The same for the exquisitely detailed art with the characters truly “acting”, their bodies contorting to convey emotion. This was no “illustrated radio” (Looney Tunes vet Chuck Jones’ derisive term for limited TV cartoons). Soon the show and its creators were the darling of the media with lots of “ink” and TV profiles. Then the “unthinkable”, with the show smashing the “ratings ceiling” to get an unheard of 4.0 (a first for a cable show). But the original “six ep” order had been rerun countless times. New product was needed. How about a second season order of twenty? John K had concerns, as he plunged ahead. But his perfectionism and personality quirks would soon torpedo the network’s plans. Almost as quickly as the show skyrocketed into the heavens, everything came crashing back to Earth. But his eventual “sacking” was not the darkest day of John K’s future career.

This superb look back at a highpoint in TV cartoons has been expertly assembled by directors Ron Cicero and Kimo Easterwood. There are fascinating montages of archival news footage, home video (with warbly audio and video), and still sparkling artwork, some not seen by the public, from the show’s production ( I second the interviewee who said that Bill Wray’s backgrounds are deserving of a “coffee table” book). But it’s the “spoken word” history from those involved that gives the film its strong structure. Yes, there are a trio of ‘celeb” fans (Jack Black, Iliza Shlesinger, and a very mellow Bobby Lee), but the most compelling commentator is the creator (or co-creator as some in the film believe) John Kricfaluci, who I was truly surprised to see in new interviews, considering his recent headlines (we’ll get to the very dark last act). The camera slowly glides through his home, pausing on the many bookshelves filled to the brim with mostly retro cartoon toys and plush dolls. We see photos of his young years in Canada looking much like any baby boomer lad with clip-on bowties and tiny felt fedoras. He regales us with tales of his rage-filled father who helped form John’s sense of humor and inspired the furious Ren (no stories of Mom though). We can understand those who thought his company was almost a cult formed around the charismatic Mr. K. This may have been fueled by the media who latched on to him as the “toon savior” and splashed his face on a myriad of magazines. And he was happy to oblige as we view countless publicity stills of the animator posing for pics as though he was the new “boy band’ heartthrob, shirt open and giving a full “soulful pout”. But the success led to his downfall as he became a “micro-manager”, obsessing over each detail, screaming at staff for not being up to his standards, and delaying the shows. His “pranks” on the studio suits (hiding an offensive image beneath a post-it note on the storyboard) chipped away at his rebel “bad boy” charm. His comment to Nick execs that “I can no longer be responsible for budgets and deadlines” was like waving a red cape in the bull’s face in one of his favorite classic shorts. He was soon out of the picture save for an ill-conceived new “adult party” version of his duo that aired for three weeks in 2003 on another Viacom cable channel Spike TV. But he would be back…

…almost 15 years later. The Buzz Feed website ran a story on John K’s “hiring ” of young women who had been approached via their fan letters. Robin Byrd is interviewed in the doc (no silhouette or altered sound) and tells of her interest in the show and its creator when she was 13. They quickly began a correspondence with him visiting her parents and bringing her to LA to be his live-in aide at 14 (John says 16). Another woman, Katie Rice, also came forward (we only see her in a video from John’s website), but the statute of limitations prevented an arrest. And Mr. K does answer questions on the scandals, seeming most annoyed and somewhat embarrassed. He tries to elicit sympathy from the interviewers (“You should see the videotape she sent…so sophisticated”), but silence is their response. The “air” around him changed considerably. An earlier sequence had home video footage of John K and his staff’s appearance at an LA comic shop in 1992, with lines stretching several blocks (and getting the adulation usually given “rock gods”). Cut to now, as we see John K at a comics show or an animation expo, sitting at a table, all by himself sketching for no one. Well, he does have someone, a very youthful-looking woman, behind the table managing the “money box”. The big announcement of a “reboot” of R&S on Comedy Central made sure to state that John K would not be involved nor would he profit from this new show. This speaks to the current cries of “cancel culture”. Should the duo join the scrap heap along with another TV toon (that one from Cosby’s childhood)? Social media was on fire with those that thought this revival was completely tone-deaf. In the film, one artist laments that these characters are now “painted in s*#t”. Ms. Byrd actually has a great response. She understands if you can’t separate them from JK, but she’s sad to think that some folks have lost a childhood love. If you can erase him, she finished, perhaps you can still enjoy the show for all the other great talent that crafted it.

I will admit to chuckling at many of the early snippets. At one point they have side by side comparisons with their “acting inspiration” the late great Kirk Douglas. There are a few omissions in this history that bewildered me. Aside from a former director, there’s no mention of 1987’s “Mighty Mouse: The New Adventures” which was John K’s big showcase and proof that the networks could still make funny cartoons, as they allowed the artists to gleefully go “off-model”. And no mention of John’s follow-up misfire the next year with ABC’s revival of his hero Bob Clampett’s “Beany and Cecil”. Also nothing of his music videos for the likes of Tenacious D, Bjork, Weird Al, and the Rolling Stones. And it would have been great to illustrate his Spumco studio split with some footage of John’s strained reunion with Billy West On Howard Stern’s E! show from 1995. Still, this is a most compelling portrait of a troubled creative soul, reminding me of Terry Zwigoff’s masterful look at the brothers CRUMB in 1995, and also somehow of the political profile WEINER in 2016. Though Robert Crumb’s journey is hopeful, the others are troubled tales giving over to dark impulses It’s a shame because, like Anthony W, John K is full of passion, something lacking in most TV work (and for AW, in politics). In its unflinching look at a talent who can’t “get out of his own way” (or as one subject said “Nobody could f*#k it up like John”), HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY: THE REN & STIMPY STORY is one of the year’s best films.

4 Out of 4

HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY: THE REN & STIMPY STORY is available as a Digital Download through most app and platforms including iTunes, Amazon, and Google Play

JUMANJI: THE NEXT LEVEL – Review

So what’s a favorite gift that’s usually under the Christmas tree, usually straight from the North Pole? Aside from the dolls (and action figures), craft sets, and sports equipment. a staple would be a game, more specifically a board game. That was the thinking of the celebrated author of children’s’ books, Chris Van Allsburg, when he came up with the beloved “kid lit’ classic that was made into an even more beloved 1995 fantasy adventure flick, JUMANJI. Twenty-two years later “reboot fever'”struck Sony/Columbia Studios (along with most of Hollywood), so they decided to do an upgrade. First, they tossed out the dice, spinners, and all the board game fixtures and opted to go high tech (somewhat) and make it a video game. Mind you, it was somewhat “old school” with a cartridge, console, and joysticks, rather than the computer and internet systems. Oh, and instead of things escaping from the game, the players would be “sucked in” and become avatars (played by a quartet of adult stars). This “re-imagining” was a box office smash two years ago, so here comes the third (if you count 2005’s ZATHURA: A SPACE ADVENTURE) spin-off/reboot/sequel, JUMANJI: THE NEXT LEVEL.

As Christmas break approaches, the four young heroes of the last film, then high schoolers, now college freshmen, are looking forward to reuniting in their New Hampshire hometown. Well, all but Spencer (Alex Wolff), who’s just not adjusting to life at his NYC school. Hey, he’s even taking a “break” from his new, now long-distance GF, Martha (Morgan Turner). When he does make it to the family house, he finds out that he’ll have to share a room with his cranky Grandpa’ Eddie (Danny DeVito), who’s nursing a hip injury. That first morning, while Spence’s mom is at work, they get a surprise visit from Eddie’s former business partner Milo (Danny Glover). Things are tense between the two, so Spence, instead of joining his old pals at the town diner for Brunch, retreats to the basement and digs out the, now busted, Jumanji video game. Sometime later, Martha along with Bethany (Madison Iseman) and “Fridge” (Ser’Darius Blain). drop by to see why Spence didn’t show. They get their answer when they head to the basement to find the game now repaired and sending out sparks. It activates and pulls in Martha and Fridgein, via a glowing green light. Boom, they’re back in the jungle with the same avatars. But some things have changed. Martha is still Ruby Roundhouse (Karen Gillan), but Fridge is now Prof. Oberon (Jack Black). Both are stunned to find that Milo is “Mouse” Finbar (Kevin Hart) and Eddie is Smulder Bravestone (Dwayne Johnson) Seems the guys upstairs get zapped, too. Where’s Spence and Bethany? Nigel (Rhys Darby) soon shows up to explain their mission: something about retrieving a mystical magic jewel stolen by Jorgen the Brutal (Rory McCann) and his legion of nasties. Can they succeed, this time facing sand and ice, before using up their game lives (only three), and finally return to the real world? Again? Otherwise, it’s game over…for reals!

The returning cast slips into their roles with ease, though they get to put on new spin via their “real world” players. Most entertaining may be Hart (never thought I’d say that) who expertly mimics the slow, measured line delivery of Glover, quite a change from his usual manic, motor-mouthed characters. Less successful, but still committed, is Johnson doing a crotchety ole’ East “Coastaaar” as DeVito, while still looking fierce in his Doc Savage cosplay (whatever happened to the movie project). Black, as the Fridge-filled Prof is still a comic whirlwind as he riffs on RDJ in TROPIC THUNDER. And free from the blue make-up of her Marvel role, Gillan makes a terrific action heroine, as she exchanges those short shorts for a snowsuit (and this time she does “dance fighting” and twirls a mean set of nun-chucks). Also returning is Nick Jonas as “Seaplane”, who appears to be auditioning for an Indiana Jones prequel (or maybe a slightly older Jonny Quest). Adding to the avatar mix is Awkwafina playing master thief Ming, though she’s not given much to work with in the script. It’s a shame that this gifted comic actress (a true scene-stealer) is saddled with bits and one-liners that fall flat. On the other hand, we’re treated to the still sharp comic skills of Mr. DeVito, who continues to get laughs with just a glare or his slow shuffle. And his pairing with the affable but meandering (get to the point already) Glover as Milo is pure comedy team gold. Let’s get them their own “buddy comedy” because neither is “too old for this…er…stuff”.

Jake Kasdan also returns as the director and co-writer, though he ‘s often a traffic cop/tour guide getting us and the principals from one familiar set-piece and sequence to the next. Sure they’ve changed locales, quickly going from the previous jungle settings to the deserts of 1980’s action epics, to the snowy mountains right out WHERE EAGLES DARE or where the Avengers fought Baron Strucker, but they go through the usual routines of bicker, fight, and flee, then repeat. All this is toward thwarting a most generic villain, who we are told is “brutal”, but who mainly towers over Johnson while yelling orders to a platoon of extras who may have wandered off the set of the next Mad Max movie. Sure the CGI beasties are much better than those in the 95 original, but they often seem to have little real “weight” with the manic mandrills bouncing from one rope bridge to another with little impact. Although, big kudos for somehow making the ostriches intimidating. Still, youngsters will get a kick out of Johnson’s cartoon heroics as he slaps the baddies into solid walls (is he part Kryptonian), and at the slapstick antics of Hart and Black, but those a bit older may be tempted to check the time (it could use a good 15 minute trim). At least with the two Dannys, JUMANJI: THE NEXT LEVEL often rises slightly above the level of the usual sequel. Now turn off that game and go outside and play, you kids!

2 Out of 4

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In Jumanji: The Next Level, the gang is back but the game has changed. As they return to Jumanji to rescue one of their own, they discover that nothing is as they expect. The players will have to brave parts unknown and unexplored, from the arid deserts to the snowy mountains, in order to escape the world’s most dangerous game.

The cast includes Dwayne Johnson, Jack Black, Kevin Hart, Karen Gillan, Nick Jonas, Awkwafina, Alex Wolff, Morgan Turner,  Ser’Darius Blain, Madison Iseman, with Danny Glover and Danny DeVito.

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Rated PG 13 for adventure action, suggestive content and some language.

Kevin Hart, Jack Black, Karen Gillan, Dwayne Johnson star in JUMNAJI: THE NEXT LEVEL

GOOSEBUMPS 2: HAUNTED HALLOWEEN – Review

Witches, werewolves, creatures, spiders, mummies, pumpkins… Halloween is always a colorful combination of characters and frightful findings. The same can be said about R.L. Stine’s popular Goosebumps book series. Given the number of books he’s written over the years, it’s no wonder that the 2015 film decided to take an ensemble approach to the author’s creations instead of adapting just one story. The meta-approach to bringing the stories to the big-screen while acknowledging the author’s popularity within the film resulted in tongue-in-cheek family fun. GOOSEBUMPS 2: HAUNTED HALLOWEEN takes a very similar approach but sets it during… you guessed it. Now, you have a film made up of Halloween, Goosebumps characters, self-aware humor, and even Nikola Tesla (yes, the famous inventor). While the combination should work on paper, these ingredients come together into a concoction that’s never as sweet or fun as the first entry.

Besides Jack Black reprising his role as famous horror writer R.L. Stine – in what feels like a stint filmed over the course of a weekend – we’re treated (or tricked, depending on how you look at it) to a whole new family-friendly cast of characters in a new setting. Sonny and Sam (Jeremy Ray Taylor and Caleel Harris) discover a hidden room with a chest when they are scavenging in an abandoned home. Inside the chest, they discover a locked book titled Haunted Halloween. When they open it, they flip through it and realize it’s unfinished. What they initially don’t realize is that they also resurrected Slappy the ventriloquist dummy. It’s now up to the two friends and Sonny’s sister Sarah (Madison Iseman) to stop Slappy from bringing Halloween characters to life and destroying their town.

R.L. Stine’s Goosebumps book series is one of the reasons why I’m the horror fan I am today. There are other films, books, and tv shows that formed the macabre mind I have today, but Goosebumps was one of the first. Even though I went into the 2015 film adaptation with apprehension, I left feeling that GOOSEBUMPS perfectly captured the tone of Stine’s children’s stories while incorporating a clever conceit so that all of the writer’s creations can emerge on-screen.

Director Ari Sandel has a hard time finding his footing taking over for Rob Letterman. The jokes don’t land quite right, the scale of it all seems smaller and cheaper than it should (similar to the TV show), and the film bounces between scenes somewhat sporadically, feeling as if it doesn’t quite know what it’s doing. Granted, some of the blame can be put on the script by Darren Lemke. Once the film turns into Slappy’s show, the characters serve more as conduits to explain the plot instead of genuine and goofy kids. They “randomly” stumble upon R.L. Stine’s name when researching weird paranormal events online. Next, they suddenly know how to use the book to beat the demons. And of course, they know Slappy will use Tesla’s coil to bring everything to life. A number of plot points are clumsily shoe-horned into the dialogue to push the film from one visual gag to the next.

GOOSEBUMPS 2 isn’t without a few fun and scary moments that page-turning fans will appreciate. Like the garden gnome scene in the first film, the gummy bear setpiece makes for a gooey treat as the little guys morph into one another to create a larger demon bear. And, of course, there’s the fan-favorite Slappy. While he wears out his welcome on screen, his introduction in the spooky old house is the perfect example of a less-is-more style of scare, free of the CGI to come. By the time he’s raising an army of monsters in a department store, you get the feeling that the screenwriter might have mashed two film ideas together: a Slappy spin-off film and a remake of the first film.

It’s trying to be a love letter to the season of Halloween (complete with a HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH visual nod). It’s trying to be a creepy doll film. It’s trying to be a fun family film. It’s trying to be a “Goosebumps Greatest Hits” creature feature. It even feels like it’s trying to be an anti-bullying PSA in the first half with a number of drawn-out scenes. GOOSEBUMPS 2: HAUNTED HALLOWEEN wants to be all this and more, but it can’t quite achieve any of these as it lives in the monster-sized shadow of its predecessor.

 

Overall score: 2 out of 5

GOOSEBUMPS 2: HAUNTED HALLOWEEN opens in theaters everywhere Friday, October 12th, 2018

 

THE HOUSE WITH A CLOCK IN ITS WALLS – Review


Having director Eli Roth, the modern architect of ‘Torture Porn’ helm a child-friendly, PG-rated horror-comedy, seems like a head-scratcher. And while Roth, best known for GREEN INFERNO, HOSTEL, and CABIN FEVER (not to mention this year’s outstanding DEATH WISH remake) fails to bring much vision or personality to THE HOUSE WITH A CLOCK IN ITS WALLS, his adaptation of a Young Adult novel by  John Bellairs is still just enough fun to recommend. Owen Vacarro stars as 10-year-old Lewis Barnavelt, who travels to New Zebedee, Michigan in 1955 to live with his eccentric Uncle Jonathan Barnavelt (Jack Black) after having recently been orphaned. As soon as he arrives, things get a bit weird. Uncle Jonathan goes about at night banging at the walls with an axe. Turns out he’s a warlock and when he bought the house years ago, he was told there’s a clock t that he won’t be able to find ticking within its walls. Jonathan, along with nutty neighbor Florence. Zimmerman (Cate Blanchett), a witch, take Lewis under their wing, teaching him the fine art of sorcery just in time to face off with a variety of otherworldly beasts and the malevolent ghost of Isacc Izard (Kyle MacLachlan) the house’s previous tenant.

I won’t try to argue there’s much more depth here than the average YA adaption, but within that simple formula, THE HOUSE WITH A CLOCK IN ITS WALLS  finds a lot of room for humanity and laughs, embracing the over-the-top combo of kid-size creep-outs and cheeky humor. Though never excessively scary, the monsters aren’t wimpy creations either. Some highlights include a battle with vomiting jack-o-lanterns, a farting topiary lion, a bedroom full of sinister dolls, and the disturbing sight of Jack Black’s head on a rubbery baby’s body.

Young Owen Vacarro deserves special praise as Lewis. He brings the right combo of awkwardness and charm that turns an otherwise bland lead character into someone I found myself cheering for. Black’s performance as Jonathan Barnavelt hits the perfect tone, switching from protective Uncle to manic Jack on a dime without ever overstepping the bounds of the character. Blanchett is less successful in an underwritten part while MacLachlan makes for an impressively ghoulish specter.

Roth is clearly going to for a Tim Burton-style fantasy with plenty of wonderfully detailed steampunk-style production and costume design (and Nathan Barr’s Elfman-eque score), but it all seems visually over-familiar and the director fails to ratchet up much tension. THE HOUSE WITH A CLOCK IN ITS WALLS is unlikely to stick with the viewer for long but fortunately, at 104 minutes, it breezes by and doesn’t overstay its welcome.
3 of 5 Stars

 

 

Eli Roth’s THE HOUSE WITH A CLOCK IN ITS WALLS New Trailer Stars Jack Black, Cate Blanchett And Kyle MacLachlan

The House With A Clock In Its Wall

In the tradition of Amblin classics where fantastical events occur in the most unexpected places, Jack Black and two-time Academy Award® winner Cate Blanchett star in The House with a Clock in Its Walls, from Amblin Entertainment.  The magical adventure tells the spine-tingling tale of 10-year-old Lewis (Owen Vaccaro) who goes to live with his uncle in a creaky old house with a mysterious tick-tocking heart.  But his new town’s sleepy façade jolts to life with a secret world of warlocks and witches when Lewis accidentally awakens the dead.

The film hits theaters September 21.

Based on the beloved children’s classic written by John Bellairs and illustrated by Edward Gorey, The House with a Clock in Its Walls is directed by master frightener Eli Roth and written by Eric Kripke (creator of TV’s Supernatural).  Co-starring Kyle MacLachlan, Colleen Camp, Renée Elise Goldsberry, Vanessa Anne Williams, Lorenza Izzo and Sunny Suljic, it is produced by Mythology Entertainment’s Brad Fischer (Shutter Island) and James Vanderbilt (Zodiac), as well as Kripke.

Executive produced by William Sherak, Tracey Nyberg, Laeta Kalogridis and Mark McNair, The House with a Clock in Its Walls will be released by Universal Pictures.

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JUMANJI; WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE – Review

 

With the new year less than a couple of weeks away, Hollywood has made another flick that may be labeled the dreaded (to some film fans) “R” word. Not the MPAA rating, but rather a “reboot”, or has the marketers love to say a “re-imagining” (perhaps it’s from the same “brain trust” that gave us prequel). The story’s source is a beloved 21 year-old kids fantasy/action flick that was an adaptation of a beloved 13 year-old (now 32) children’s book from Chris Van Allsburg (he also gave us “The Polar Express”, which was also made into a big movie). It soon spawned an animated Saturday morning series, but no real sequel (Allsburg’s “Zathura”explores similar themes and was brought to the big screen by Jon Favreau twelve years ago). And despite what the studio says, there are sequel elements in this new take. That 95 version concerned a long-missing man returning to the real world after being trapped in a board game (and the zany jungle creatures who are also released and run amok through a small town). But, as one of this film’s characters says early on, “Who plays board games?”. Hence the major (here’s another “R” word) “re-tooling” that’s at the heart of JUMANJI: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE.

That bit of dialogue occurs in the film’s flashback prologue set all the way back in 1996 (ah nostalgia!) as we see that original board game’s fate. Its unlucky new owner takes it back to his house where it somehow morphs into a gaming cartridge (of the old Nintendo or Atari variety). Of course he’s gotta’ pop it into his system….and we’re in present day. Frail, nerdy Spencer (Alex Wolff) gets a call from former BFF now football hotshot “Fridge” (Ser’Darius Blain) to meet him before the start of the high school day in front of the local rundown “spooky house” (could that be the same…). Spencer gives Fridge the history term paper that was just printed up (a bit more than the tutoring Fridge told his mom about). Needless to say, the two guys get busted and the principal sentences them to detention that day (Fridge is out of the next big game too). That same day the vain arrogant Bethany (Madison Iseman) earns detention for in class cell phone use, as does the introvert Martha (Morgan Turner) for refusing to participate in gym class. Ah, but the punishment is not after school study hall. The principal tasks them with clearing out an old storage room (taking staples out of old magazines for recycling…okay). Amazingly amongst the clutter is that old home gaming system with the Jumanji cartridge. And there’s an old A/V monitor …so let’s slack off and play this old school game. At the game’s start they each choose an avatar character before things get freaky. One by one they are transported out of the room and into the game’s setting, the lush mythical jungle land of Jumanji. And they become the game’s characters. Spence is the dashing, muscular Dr. Smolder Bravestone (Dwayne Johnson). Tall, buff Fridge is now Spence’s “weapons valet” and diminutive “side-kick” “Moose” (or is it “Mouse”) Finbar (Kevin Hart). The shy Martha is now the gorgeous ginger butt-kicker Ruby Roundhouse (Karen Gillan). And, most startling, blonde bimbo Bethany is now a chunky middle-aged, bespectacled “dude”, Professor Shelly Oberon (Jack Black).

 

But why are they here? Another game character, Nigel (Rhys Darby), arrives with transport and back story. A power mad explorer named Van Pelt (Bobby Cannavale) has stolen the glowing green gem that was the eye of the jaguar god statue that looms over the land. It possessed him, giving Van Pelt control over all the jungle’s animals (and an endless supply of chopper-riding thugs, it would seem). Of course this puts the land’s eco-system in jeopardy (constant storms and quakes). Luckily Nigel grabbed the gem and barely escaped. He then hands over the gem and the map showing the location of the big statue. The team must return the “eye” in order to restore balance to the land. As they embark on their quest, the foursome realize that the black stripes on their arms indicate “game life” and wonder whether they will die in the real world if all their game lives are used up. Keeping a few steps ahead of Van Pelt’s goons, they enlist the aid of the mysterious Alex (Nick Jonas), who has first-hand knowledge of the game’s secrets. But is his help enough to enable the quintet to finish the game, restore Jumanji, and return to their former lives?

 

 

The biggest box office draw this time around is the artist formerly known as “The Rock’. Despite looking like he’s in training for the rumored Doc Savage feature film (just needed the shirt in tatters and a gold skull-cap), Johnson has a bit of fun mocking his action star persona by conveying his inner nerd (the real Spencer), there’s his unabashed joy with his physical prowess (actually exclaiming comic book sound effects “pow”, “bam” as he takes out the baddies) and painful teenage awkwardness as he “goes in” for his first kiss (really bad aim). Hart is his typical manic “motor-mouth” , but more frustrated because of the “downgrade” from tough “jock” Fridge. Gillan, perhaps best known in the movies as the seething, wicked Nebula in the GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY flicks, demonstrates that she can land a joke as well as a bone-cracking punch. Like Johnson, she’s astounded by her physicality and her appearance, but needs help exploiting it (she’s got to distract some thugs). Black is an unlikely teacher, but then he really seems to be having a blast as the teen queen “B” trapped in an “old” guy’s body. In what could’ve been just a “one joke” role, Black is able to make us believe the ridiculous premise and never resorts to cheap gags. This is especially true as he shares the secrets of entrancing the boys. She sets her sights on the amiable Jonas, who expertly exploits his pop star charisma. Darby is very funny as an Aussie cliché who ‘s there to jump-start the plot and later, wraps it all up. Cannavale has little to do other than grimace, scream at his toadies, and allow lotsa’ creepy crawlers slither in and out of his face. As for the “real” kids, Wolff really nails the sweaty desperation of adolescence while Iseman is exasperating as the selfie-obssessed circa 2017 “valley girl”.

 

Director Jake Kasdan does his best to keep things moving, but despite the talented cast the film just slogs along. At just under two hours it tends to become repetitious, lurching from one big trap or altercation to the next. And with the promise of more than one “life”, there’s not a lot at stake till that last black arm stripe is showing. Plus, as with its ’95 original, the CGI animals vary in realistic movement. Part of the charm of that previous flick was the cartoonish storybook look of the monkeys and rhinos, but often in this film, they seem to have bounced right out a modern computer game, having little “weight” as they glide toward the heroes. Taking them out of the mix would have helped cut 20 minutes and tightened the pace. that and the many “life lessons” that the characters must ponder and pontificate over (“Who do you want to be?”, “You’ve only got one life” and other inspirational homilies). For this they needed four writers? For really compelling characters and stories, that space epic is still playing down the multiplex hallway. And it’ll still be there long after JUMANJI: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE is regulated to the underwhelming reboot bin. As they say in the video arcade,”Game over”.

2.5 Out of 5

 

JUMANJI: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE Trailer Stars Dwayne Johnson, Jack Black, Kevin Hart, Nick Jonas, Bobby Cannavale

Coming to cinemas this holiday season is JUMANJI: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE.

Columbia Pictures has released the first trailer for the movie.

In the brand new adventure JUMANJI: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, the tables are turned as four teenagers in detention are sucked into the world of Jumanji.

When they discover an old video game console with a game they’ve never heard of, they are immediately thrust into the game’s jungle setting, into the bodies of their avatars, played by Dwayne Johnson, Jack Black, Kevin Hart, and Karen Gillan. What they discover is that you don’t just play Jumanji –Jumanji plays you.

They’ll have to go on the most dangerous adventure of their lives, or they’ll be stuck in the game forever…

JUMANJI: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, lands in theaters December 20, 2017.

Visit the official site HERE.

KUNG FU PANDA 3 St. Louis Premiere Saturday Jan. 16; Win A Family 4-Pack To The Special Advance Screening!

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Ready for the return of Jack Black as Po and his fun-loving band of friends, voiced by Bryan Cranston, Dustin Hoffman, Angelina Jolie, J.K. Simmons, Jackie Chan, Seth Rogen, Lucy Liu, David Cross, Kate Hudson?

In 2016, one of the most successful animated franchises in the world returns with its biggest comedy adventure yet, KUNG FU PANDA 3.

When Po’s long-lost panda father suddenly reappears, the reunited duo travels to a secret panda paradise to meet scores of hilarious new panda characters. But when the supernatural villain Kai begins to sweep across China defeating all the kung fu masters, Po must do the impossible—learn to train a village full of his fun-loving, clumsy brethren to become the ultimate band of Kung Fu Pandas.

The film is directed by Jennifer Yuh Nelson and Alessandro Carloni and produced by Melissa Cobb.

KUNG FU PANDA 3 hits theaters everywhere on January 29, 2016.

DreamWorks Animation and 20th Century Fox are hosting 70 mini premieres of KUNG FU PANDA 3 on Saturday, January 16th throughout the U.S.

St. Louis is hosting one of the red carpet premieres at the AMC Chesterfield 14 at 2PM.

The local red carpet along with activities starts at NOON. Video from the Hollywood premiere begins at 2PM with the screening following immediately after.

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We’re giving away a family pack of passes to ONE lucky winner to see the movie early.

WAMG invites you to enter for a chance to win FOUR (4) passes to the advance screening!

Answer the following from the original KUNG FU PANDA:

  • What business is Po’s father in?
  • What famous martial artist voiced Master Monkey?
  • Which  group of renowned Kung Fu Masters are the protectors of the metropolis of Gongmen City?

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1. YOU MUST BE IN THE ST. LOUIS AREA THE DAY OF THE SCREENING.

2. No purchase necessary. A pass does not guarantee a seat at a screening. Seating is on a first-come, first served basis. The theater is overbooked to assure a full house. The theater is not responsible for overbooking.

Rated PG.

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Watch The New Trailer For KUNG FU PANDA 3

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DreamWorks Animation and 20th Century Fox have just released a new trailer for KUNG FU PANDA 3.

Check it out below and get ready for Po’s return with his biggest comedy adventure, KUNG FU PANDA 3

In 2016, one of the most successful animated franchises in the world returns with its biggest comedy adventure yet, KUNG FU PANDA 3. When Po’s long-lost panda father suddenly reappears, the reunited duo travels to a secret panda paradise to meet scores of hilarious new panda characters. But when the supernatural villain Kai begins to sweep across China defeating all the kung fu masters, Po must do the impossible—learn to train a village full of his fun-loving, clumsy brethren to become the ultimate band of Kung Fu Pandas.

Jack Black provides the voice of Po while the rest of the voice cast features Bryan Cranston, Dustin Hoffman, Angelina Jolie, J.K. Simmons, Jackie Chan, Seth Rogen, Lucy Liu, David Cross and Kate Hudson.

KUNG FU PANDA 3 hits theaters everywhere on January 29, 2016.

Visit the official site: www.kungfupanda.com

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