A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 8-CD Box Set Available October 16

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Making all of your nightmares come true … Varèse Sarabande will be releasing A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 8-CD box set (limited 2000 units) on October 16, 2015.

This deluxe package contains all 8 soundtracks from the original series, over 8 hours of music including almost 3 hours of bonus tracks.  New artwork has been commissioned for the set (by artist Shawn Conn, http://atomicdeadguy.com/), and configuring the sleeves together forms a larger piece of art.  Before you have any nightmares, please don’t worry … the original Matthew Joseph Peak creations are included in the packaging.

The set comes complete with the trademark knitted Freddy sweater encasing the outer box.

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The world was introduced to Wes Craven’s Freddy Krueger (portrayed by Robert Englund) in 1984 with A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET.  Krueger was a former child killer seeking revenge against the parents who burned him by haunting the dreams of their teenage children and killing them in their dreams.  The series has earned almost half a billion dollars, worldwide, and boasts some of the most beloved, nightmarish themes from composers including: Charles Bernstein (Wes Craven’s A Nightmare On Elm Street), Christopher Young (A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge), Angelo Badalamenti (A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors), Craig Safan (A Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master), Jay Ferguson (A Nightmare On Elm Street 5: The Dream Child), Brian May (Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare), J. Peter Robinson (Wes Craven’s New Nightmare), and Graeme Revell (Freddy Vs. Jason).

Also included in this set is a suite from the video game featured in the film Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare and the theme from Henry Manfredini’s FRIDAY THE 13TH series, as heard in the film FREDDY VS. JASON (with performances by the band Machine Head).

Pre-orders for the Varèse Sarabande A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET limited edition 8-CD box set will be taken beginning Friday, September 18 at www.varesesarabande.com. The boxed set will ship on October 16, 2015

Wes Craven’s A Nightmare On Elm Street
Music Composed by Charles Bernstein
1.   Prologue (:34)
2.   Main Title (3:32)
3.   Laying The Traps (2:06)
4.   Dream Attack (1:20)
5.   Rod Hanged / Night Stalking (4:44)
6.   Jail Cell (1:13)
7.   Confrontation (1:41)
8.   Sleep Clinic (2:25)
9.   Terror In The Tub (:59)
10. No Escape (2:15)
11. School Horror / Stay Awake (4:02)
12. Lurking (1:02)
13. Telephone Terror (1:08)
14. Fountain Of Blood (1:03)
15. Evil Freddy (:50)
16. Final Search (3:57)
17. Run Nancy (1:08)

BONUS/UNRELEASED

18. Horror Movie (source cue) (:43)
19. Nancy Glen (2:30)
20. Funeral (:56)
21. Freddy’s Hat (:59)
22. Bridge Talk (1:08)
23. Bars On Windows (1:00)
24. Freddy’s Glove (:22)
25. Dad At Glen’s (:45)
26. Boiler Room (1:22)
27. Show Yourself (:45)
28. Morning After (1:23)
29. Stingers (:46)
DEMOS
30. Freddy #1 (mono) (3:32)
31. Weird #1 (stereo) (2:59)
32. Chase #1 (stereo) (1:06)
33. Chase #2 (mono) (2:10)
34. Rhythm #1 (stereo) (1:30)
35.  Theme Sketch (stereo) (1:55)
36.  Concert Overture: A Nightmare On Elm Street – Charles Bernstein (Composer’s Home Mockup Sketch, Summer 2015) (stereo) (5:25)

A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge

Music Composed and Orchestrated by Christopher Young
1.   Main Title (2:32)
2.   …And Leave The Driving To Us (2:01)
3.   Furnace Flare-Up (2:17)
4.   Kissing Freddy On The Catwalk (3:21)
5.   Chest-Burster (3:53)
6.   Jump Rope (1:45)
7.   Fire Bird (3:12)
8.   Dream Heat (1:11)
9.   Necromancer’s Spell (2:31)
10. “Kill For Me” (2:35)
11. Sports Attack / Threatening Angela (2:35)
12. Freed Of Her (1:29)
13. Snake-In-The-Class (:56)
BONUS/UNRELEASED (mono & stereo)
14.  The Horror In My Head (1:29)
15.  Wake Up (1:48)
16.  My Sick Toaster (1:31) (stereo)
17.  Any Dream Will Do (:39) (stereo)
18.  Daymare (:42) (stereo)
19.  Splashdead (:26)
20.  Which Witness (1:39)
21.  Not Again (2:04)
22.  Wrong Turn Right (2:34)
23.  Head On Fire (1:12)
24.  Feet On Fire (1:22)
25.  Sting Thing #1 (:20)
26.  Sting Thing #2 (:28)
27.  Sting Thing #3 (:22)
28.  Sting Thing #4 (:18)
29.  Hells Bells (:12)
30.  Nightmare On Elm Street Suite – “Suite Dreams” (15:49) (stereo)

A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

Music Composed By Angelo Badalamenti
1.   Opening (1:52)
2.   Puppet Walk (3:19)
3.   Save The Children (1:24)
4.   Taryn’s Deepest Fear (2:48)
5.   Deceptive Romance (2:47)
6.   Snake Attack (1:46)
7.   Magic Butterfly (1:21)
8.   The Embrace (:43)
9.   Quiet Room / Wheelchair / Icy Bones (2:42)
10. Rumbling Room (1:15)
11. Dreamspace (:46)
12. The Dream House (2:02)
13. Is Freddy Gone? / Trouble Starting / Prime Time TV / Icy Window (4:38)
14. Grave Walk (1:14)
15. Nursery Theme (1:56)
16. Light’s Out (:57)
BONUS/UNREALSED MUSIC (mono)
17. Main Title (Film Version) (2:18)
18. Dreaming / Basement Chase (4:05)
19. Bathroom Attack / Computer (1:41)
20. The Snake (Film Version) (2:14)
21. Sleepwalk (Film Version) (3:38)
22. Prime Time (:26)
23. Junkyard Intro / Mom’s Head (1:33)
24. Alley Part A / Alley Part B (Film Version) (2:11)
25. Freddy Hell (2:56)
26. Skeleton Fight / Mirrors (1:20)
27. Dad Descends / Nancy Dies (2:24)

A Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master

Music Composed By Craig Safan
1.   Kristen’s Haunted Dream (3:47)
2.   Freddy’s Back (4:29)
3.   Kincaid Killed In Junkyard (1:32)
4.   Joey’s Wet Dream (1:43)
5.   Drugged To Death (3:21)
6.   Alice Lured Into Dream (2:29)
7.   Rick’s Kung Fu Death (3:20)
8.   Freddy’s Pizza Restaurant (1:59)
9.   Debbie Checks In / Time Circles (4:25)
10. Sheila Sucks Face (2:52)
11. Dreamspace (1:40)
12. Freddy’s Calliope (1:54)
13. Alice Battles Freddy (3:56)
14. Corpus Krueger (3:12)
BONUS/UNRELEASED (mono)
15. Locker Scare / Boiler Scare / Bug Scare / Daydream B (1:14)
16. Alice At Mirror / Mom Discovers Joey / Kristen Faints / Freddy As Nurse / Daytime House (2:25)
17. Alice Looks At Sidewalk / Kristen Dies Part D / Burning Bed / Alice Smokes In Bathroom (1:54)
18. Alice Laments / Sleep Clinic / Daydream C (2:12)
19. Freddy Reflection / Alice Wakes / Mind Over Matter / Hospital Arrival (1:52)
20. Resurrection (songtrack album score suite) (stereo) (2:57)

A Nightmare On Elm Street 5: The Dream Child

Music Composed by Jay Ferguson
1.   Prologue – Elm Street Kids (:48)
2.   Main Title (3:22)
3.   “It’s A Boy!” (:59)
4.   Freddy Delivers (1:18)
5.   Family Plot (1:32)
6.   Yvonne Takes The Plunge (:54)
7.   Mr. Sandman, Bring Me A Dream (1:17)
8.   Don’t Dream And Drive (1:44)
9.   Like Father, Like Son (2:02)
10. Mark Visits Elm Street (1:43)
11. Hell On Wheels (2:10)
12. Another Brick In The Wall (1:30)
13. Stuffed / Choked (Gag Me With A Spoon) (1:32)
14. Shower (:43)
15. The Asylum (1:13)
16. There Was A Crooked Man (1:51)
17.Freddy’s Stroller (1:22)
18. Super Freddy (1:17)
19. Twins (1:15)
20. Freddy Cuts Up (1:47)
21. Mr. And Mrs. Jordan (1:47)
22. Party At Club Fred (1:27)
23. Amanda’s Tune (1:23)
24. Jacob’s Story (1:00)
25. Bewitched, Bothered And Bewildered (1:15)
26. Don’t Look Down (:46)
27. St. Elm Street’s Child (1:59)
28. Toys For Tots (1:19)
29. I’ve Got You Under My Skin (:54)
30. Kicking And Screaming (1:03)
31. Womb With A V.U. (1:52)
BONUS/UNRELEASED (stereo)
32. Nightmare Theme Insert A (:15)
33. Nightmare Theme Insert B (:37)
34. Bed Fred Sting (:05)
35. Wake Up (:23)
BONUS/UNRELEASED (mono)
36. New Line Logo / Main Title (Film Version) (3:22)
37. Rape / Bed Fred / Freddy Sting (:39)
38. Elm Street Kids (2:07)
39. Delivery Room (Birth) (1:44)
40. Crash / You Are Pregnant (1:55)
41. Jacob / Greta’s Room (1:31)
42. Greta’s Room Reprise (1:25)
43. Mark’s World Continued / Jacob Wait / Resolute Mark (1:25)
44. The Womb / Keep The Baby (1:23)
45. Greta’s Doll (1:00)
46. Yvonne Goes To The Asylum (2:22)

Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare

Music Composed and Conducted by Brian May
1.   Opening Titles (1:32)
2.   Main Title (2:18)
3.   Doc’s Dream Theory (1:51)
4.   John’s Eyeball (1:16)
5.   Maggie’s First Dream (:52)
6.   Wizard Of Odd (:39)
7.   The Dream Continues (:42)
8.   John’s Dream (1:27)
9.   Crossing The Line (:34)
10. No Kids At The Fair (2:02)
11. Map Hell (1:02)
12. Freddy “101” (1:59)
13. There’s No Way Out (1:41)
14. Checking Out The House (1:11)
15. Mama’s Q-Tip (:37)
16. Freddy Wins (:51)
17. I Hate This House (2:35)
18. Back With Doc (1:38)
19. Defend Myself (1:42)
20. Maggie Faces Freddy (3:31)
21. Tracy’s Dad (1:29)
22. Tracy And Freddy’s Fight (1:14)
23. It’s Me Or Him (2:41)
24. Freddy’s Dad (1:02)
25. Freddy Is Made Forever (:29)
26. Freddy Into Reality (2:05)
27. It’s Me or Him II (1:38)
28. Happy Father’s Day (4:17)
BONUS/UNRELEASED MUSIC (mono)
29. Little Girl On Place / Awakening I (:42)
30. Going My Way / John On The Bus (1:06)
31. Slam Dunk / Van To Fair / Jesus (1:15)
32. Tracy Finds Hearing Aid (:30)
33. The Orphanage (1:09)
34. Maggie Sees Watertower / Trying To Save Spencer / Inside Spencer’s Dream / Freddy Wins Spencer B / Spencer’s Fall (1:15)
35. Freddy Gets John’s Soul (1:08)
36. Doc Looks For Tracy / Freddy Out / The Dream People (1:16)
37. Video Game Suite (Ashley Irwin) (1:31)
Wes Craven’s New Nightmare
Original Score Written and Produced by J. Peter Robinson

1. Opening & Theme (Overlay) (1:10)
2. Claw Attack (1:26)
3. Chase And Heather (1:15)
4. Wall Scratches & Theme (Overlay) (:39)
5. Freddy Calls ((:35)
6. TV Show Source (:59)
7. Freddy’s Back & Theme (Overlay) (:46)
8. Dylan / Rex Saved Me / Heather Explains / Bedtime Story (5:53)
9. Chase’s Blues (:48)
10. Chase Gets The Claw (:42)
11. Police (2:14)
12. Funeral Part A & B (3:01)
13. Nosebleed (2:44)
14. The Park (1:12)
15. Dylan Meets God (2:36)
16. Painting At Robert Englunds Part A & B (2:58)
17. Dylan Attacks Heather (2:01)
18. Tongue (:27)
19. Childhood Schizophrenia (1:21)
20. Odyssey (1:56)
21. Wes & Theme (Overlay) (3:30)
22. Miss Me??!! (1:07)
23. Oxygentyten (2:07)
24. Everything Is NOT Fine (2:47)
25. Julie Killed (3:56)
26. Freebfleg (3:36)
27. Transformation / Emergence & Theme (Overlay) (3:15)
28. Breadcrumbs (3:40)
29. Dylan / Eels / Chasing Dylan / Heather To Rescue / Explosions (9:09)
30. Read Me A Story & Theme Overlay / End Credits (9:24)

Freddy Vs. Jason

Music Composed by Graeme Revell
1. Nightmare Theme / Boiler Room / Freddy Recap † (4:13)
2. Make Em Remember (1:22)
3. Outside The Window (:35)
4. Lights Out (:37)
5. Open Back Door (1:05)
6. Gibbs Shower, Trey Gets Killed (1:08)
7. Police Station (1:13)
8. Girl With No Eyes (3:07)
9. Blake Meets Freddy (1:19)
10. Dad Loses Head (:15)
11. Psych Ward At Night (:40)
12. Orange Juice (:57)
13. Lori Passes Out (:24)
14. Mark Hassles Lori (:40)
15. Got Your Nose (:52)
16. Run From School (:13)
17. Library / Will And Mark In Van (2:41)
18. Gibb In The Cornfield / Into The Silo (1:40)
19. Gibb Meets Freddy (1:14)
20. Jason Sees Raver (1:25)
21. Pig To Fuck (1:36)
22. I Was There Lori (2:33)
23. Bathtub / Mark Dies (3:09)
24. You Understand (:26)
25. French Kiss (1:46)
26. Security Control Room (1:46)
27. Stoner Bug (:54)
28. Destroying Hypnocil (:56)
29. Attack in Control Room† (2:48)
30. Jason’s First Dream† (:56)
31. Dream Fight Part A (:34)
32. Dream Fight Part B (:31)
33. Jason’s Weakness (1:10)
34. Jason Unmasked (3:47)
35. Freddy Gets Young Jason (3:27)
36. Wake Up Lori (1:47)
37. Jason Goes After Freddy (:57)
38. Linderman Dies (:42)
39. Man The Torpedoes (2:41)
40. The Dock (2:33)
41. Freddy Dies / Finale † (3:44)

†Includes Friday The 13th Jason Vocal Effects – Composed by Harry Manfredini, Performed by Machine Head

HELLIONS – The Review

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Bruce McDonald is a name with whom few readers will likely associate with anything, but for those few of us who do, we know this Canadian-born filmmaker has some under-appreciated talent. Perhaps his best-known film, McDonald wowed genre film fans in 2008 with his groundbreaking PONTYPOOL. Since then, rumors and theories about a follow-up sequel have endured endless revivals in smaller circles of horror fandom. So, despite having a few lesser-known non-horror films to his name since 2008, I and others were excited to see McDonald return to horror just in time for Halloween.

HELLIONS is McDonald’s latest film, written by Pascal Trottier, best known for screenwriting THE COLONY (2013), combines McDonald’s unconventional storytelling sense and Trottier’s knack for cerebral flair. The film stars Chloe Rose as Dora Vogel, an apathetic teenager who unexpectedly discovers she’s pregnant and must survive Halloween night when her home is invaded my trick or treaters wanting much more than candy. An overbearing mother and a lack of direction in her life are quickly the least of her worries as she stays home alone on Halloween night and finds herself the target of some creepy child-like tormenters.

The first thing I noticed about HELLIONS was how familiar it felt. The film serves up a number a standard features for Halloween-themed horror films. The devilish trick or treaters often reminded me of the beloved Sam from TRICK ‘R TREAT (2007) but also, as the film progresses, brought back nostalgic memories of watching Stephen King’s CHILDREN OF THE CORN (1984). The film takes place in a small town, one which certainly evokes that of Haddonfield, Illinois. There’s even a moment when Dora cracks a joke about how the town would probably disappear from the map if not for Halloween.

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These are all things that lead one to believe HELLIONS is McDonald’s ode to the cherished holiday of horrors. We can read even further into this, if we like, including connections to such films as Roman Polanski’s 1968 classic, or as a stretch, even to Stanley Kubrick’s 1980 masterpiece, as Dora lives on Overlook Road. I’ll refrain from digging any deeper at this time, given the spoiling nature of such a pursuit. Ultimately, all of this alleged homaging is not the purpose of the film.

In returning to the meat of the film, HELLIONS also stars veteran actor Robert Patrick as the town’s sheriff Corman, who has a close relationship with Dora. Corman serves as a crucial supporting role later in the film, but Dora is not just the central character in the film but also damn near the sole focus. In many ways, HELLIONS is a single character-driven psychological mind-screw as we travel through the fears and nightmares Dora endures. McDonald does not spoon-feed his audience, shying away from any traditional horror formula, even if the film as a whole fails to present any truly original idea of its own.

Once the film comes full-circle, certain to have lost some viewers and engaged others into giving birth to a far-reaching tangent of theories and side stories connected to the film, HELLIONS is a sonically and visually captivating horror film that will serve well for Halloween viewing, given its relatively short 80-minute run time. Anything more and the meat of the film would have rotted off the bone, leaving just the skeleton of a good idea. McDonald successfully pares down the film, keeping it smart and spunky.

HELLIONS also co-stars Rossif Sutherland as Doctor Henry and Rachel Wilson as Dora’s mother Kate. Once again, these characters have minor significance in the grand scheme of the film, but rather serve as pawns in McDonald’s game of gory chess to setup the ensuing insanity. The film boasts some respectfully accomplished special effects that are low-key but highly effective and also an eerie, intensely-disturbing score that is beyond creepy, if not somewhat repetitive in its recycled usage. I will give special acknowledgment to cinematographer Norayr Kaspar, who captured Dora’s tormented mind and soul as an external interpretation on film. This goes a long way in making McDonald’s vision an intriguing experience, despite the film’s flaws.

HELLIONS opens in theaters and VOD on Friday, September 18th, 2015.

Overall Rating: 3 out of 5 stars

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THE MIDNIGHT SWIM – The Review

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THE MIDNIGHT SWIM is a hauntingly beautiful character study about three half-sisters who return to their mother’s lake house to handle her affairs after she was deemed drowned in the mysterious Spirit Lake. Technically classified as horror, the film can be psychically disturbing at times, but this does misrepresent the film’s true nature.

Writer and director Sarah Adina Smith presents her film in a semi-faux-documentary style, allowing the viewer to get close and personal with the characters as we learn about them and feel how they’re coping with the relationship flaws and loss of their mother. THE MIDNIGHT SWIM feels like a deeply personal film, but with an edge of having experienced something with which we never should have been given access.

Dr. Amelia Brooks, played in retrospect by Beth Grant, was a researcher and activist in support of saving the lake. She frequently dove to take samples and explore, as no one has ever reached the bottom of the endlessly deep body of water. On her last dive, she never returned and was not seen again. Officially pronounced dead, her three daughters spend time in the house together, coming to terms with each other and their mother.

Annie, played by Jennifer Lafleur, is the eldest daughter and a mother. Isa, played by Aleksa Palladino, seems to be the youngest, free-spirited and fun-loving, new age hippie out of her time. She rekindles an old flame with Josh, played by Ross Partridge, with whom she spends time when not with her sisters. Isa is also the most interesting character in the film. June, played by Lindsay Burdge, is a photographer and is shooting a documentary on their experience. We see and hear the least from June, given she is in part telling the very story we’re watching on screen, but she also has reflective and revealing moments on screen, some of which are entirely silent but equally unnerving.

THE MIDNIGHT SWIM is not a traditional horror film. Instead, the three sisters find themselves exploring their own states of mind and each others’ as they talk, argue and reminisce about their late mother. Occasionally, their is a slight, thinly-veiled breach of the fourth wall as if the characters are interacting directly with the audience, due to the faux-documentary style, but because this is not maintained consistently throughout the film, we’re caught off guard. As the story develops, strange occurrences do begin to raise concerns amongst the sisters, at first assuming pranks being played in poor taste, later seen as signs of something more paranormal in nature.

Sonically, THE MIDNIGHT SWIM almost seems to occur in a vacuum, with little music and laid over mere natural sound and white noise. Occasionally, and usually when cutting to or featuring the lake itself, we are given hauntingly, unearthly soundscapes as an ethereal audio pathway leading us into the unknown. Tempting us to take a swim. Equally alluring is the picturesque quality given the lake, especially at night, dark and enchanting, calling for us to submerge within in abyss.

THE MIDNIGHT SWIM contains several small, easily missed moments of finely crafted detail, much of which suggests theories and clues as to the events being portrayed on film. From microscopic views of their mother’s lake samples, revealing creepy natural beasts invisible to the naked eye to hand-written research notes indicating strange anomalies within the lake as she ventured deeper with each dive. Carefully placed bits of dialogue are also integrated to suggest connections to things larger and beyond our normal comprehension. These are the textures that help create layers of curiosity, avoiding the pitfall of being just a film about three sisters and their drama. This helps create the mystery.

Roughly 45 minutes into the film, the experience whiplashes the viewer out of the pleasantly coma-inducing family drama into a surreal, music-video like scene that injects a surge of joyous adrenaline into the previously sedated mind. This excursion from the tone of the film is never truly explained, in any conceivable way, but aside from this moment, all makes sense in the end. For viewers of THE MIDNIGHT SWIM that enter into the experience without preconceived notions or misguided expectations, this may prove an enlightening, even oddly uplifting film.

THE MIDNIGHT SWIM is slow at times, can be disorienting or slightly confusing, but is best described as an uncomfortable, intimately personal invitation to invade the emotional psyche of these three women at their most vulnerable. Its equally off-putting and tantalizing, philosophically and spiritually suggestive, making for a film that is not perfect, but far from boring.

THE MIDNIGHT SWIM Dives Into Cinemas and VOD Nationwide on Friday, June 26th, 2015.

Overall Rating: 3.5 out of 5 stars

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WE ARE STILL HERE – The Review

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Some of the best and surprising films, not just in horror but all genres, are the ones that sneak up on you and catch you off guard. To be more specific, small films that seemingly come out of nowhere, without warning, and despite their having an otherwise mild-mannered appearance, turn out to have quite a surprising impact.

Written and directed by Ted Geoghagan, WE ARE STILL HERE is one of these little modestly made films that speak quietly but carry a big stick. WASH, as I will refer to it from here on out, is a superbly made film that does not strike you as such upon the first viewing. Instead, its a film that nags at you and eats away at your mind after the viewing has ended. For myself, I came away from my initial viewing thinking only mediocre thoughts of its content, but as I soon realized, I had been infected by the film’s mind-boring parasite that stuck with me and couldn’t let me go, allowing me to realize the subtle genius of the film.

Ted Geoghogan has embraced and brought into his film the very essence of the creepy, low-profile 80s horror flick. WASH is a contemporary film that deserves the recent trend toward nostalgic throwbacks. WASH needs a limited edition big box VHS release. That’s the overall reaction I had to this movie, being one of those rare gems that I stumbled upon in the back of the horror section on the top dusty shelf, nearly out of reach at the local mom and pop video rental shop. For some of you, this translates to a remarkably high appraisal of the film, and you devoted few understand what that means.

WASH tells the story of a middle-aged couple, Paul and Anne Sacchetti, who move to a remote house in the woods of New England after their teenage son has died in an automobile accident. Its winter and the overall tone of the film is cold, from the weather to the emotions and even the lighting and color palette chosen to illustrate the film visual tone. Paul and Anne are grieving, and in their misery fail to notice some strange behavior amidst them in the small town, which gives the small town charm and hospitality cliche an eerie twist when they realize that the house is not as cozy as they’d hoped.

Anne, played by veteran genre actress Barbara Crampton, is the first of the couple to notice the strange sounds and occurrences. She is the first to catch glimpses of figures, shadowing entities and flickering ghostly visions of horrifying things. At first fearing the grief is proving too much, Paul (played by Andrew Sensenig) too becomes aware that they are not alone and the house is home to something far removed from the pleasant welcoming of the locals. The difference in the couples’ interpretation is what initially sets this slow-burn ghost story in motion. Anne believes the apparition is her son, trying desperately to reach out and speak to his parents. Paul, on the other hand, being a more rationale man, doesn’t buy it and fears they are in danger.

Encouraged by the town folk to stay, and not wanting to upset his wife more than necessary, Paul allows the belief to preside for a while, but its the secrets house within the town that are as dangerous as the presence that calls the Sacchetti’s house home. WASH brings into being a common theme of H.P. Lovecraft’s works around a town’s collective involvement with strange occurrences. Geoghogan does this in a more digestible form than Lovecraft’s oft-dated settings, but the heart of it remains the same. We saw a similar trend in the 80s, one of the more recognizable being Stephen King’s CHILDREN OF THE CORN (1984) where a community comes together for a common good, which is really quite evil.

While we’re revisiting the 80s, I should point out another impressive element of WASH being the special effects makeup. The portrayal of the badly burned, nearly unrecognizable spirits is fantastic. The mix of traditional makeup effects and subtle digital enhancements give these entities chill-inducing realism, both in the quality and in the execution, that makes them appear as though they are forever smoldering in agonizing pain. Just the thought of it makes one itch and that’s the point. The eyes of the entities also harken back to an earlier era of supernatural horror flicks, namely of the Italian persuasion. The filmmaker’s soft spot for these film also becomes apparent with a few Easter eggs nods to such Italian classics as THE BEYOND and THE HOUSE BY THE CEMETERY, both from 1981.

As I mentioned previously, your initial viewing may set you up for an extended fright. A great deal of this is due to the masterful cinematography from genre-regular Karim Hussain, whose credits as cinematographer include HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN, ANTIVIRAL and the TV Series HANNIBAL, none of which look the same, all of which look amazing. I can honestly say I am more creeped out by WE ARE STILL HERE now, as I write this review, than I was during or just after viewing the film. Perhaps that’s a testament to the film’s power, and credence in the film’s title as fair warning to its viewers.

WE ARE STILL HERE arrives in theaters and on VOD June 5th, 2015

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

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POLTERGEIST (2015) – The Review

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Well, the big studios have finally gotten around to another summer cinema staple. Let’s see, for 2015 we’ve had a couple of sequels (AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON and PITCH PERFECT 2), a reboot (MAD MAX: FURY ROAD), and a brassy lady-driven comedy (HOT PURSUIT). So now, it’s time for that other, often dreaded, “R-word”: the remake (usually called a “re-imagining” by sneaky PR types). Oh, and this is another 1980’s classic like January 2014’s ROBOCOP. But we’ll go back a few years before that shoot-em-up satire of 1987. It’s 1982, the summer of Spielberg, when he had his biggest (at that time) box office smash with E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL. Now Mr. S wrote and directed that one, but a few weeks before that opened, he produced and wrote another huge hit. Now, yet another prominent blockbuster director, Sam Raimi, is the producer of this new scare-fest. To paraphrase the original’s classic poster/ad tagline, “It’s heeere’!” And it’s comin’ at ya’ in 3D! Brace yourself for new scares with POLTERGEIST!

As this fresh take begins, we’re again in Chicagoland suburbia as the Bowens (not the Freelings) are about to meet their real estate agent at their (hopefully) new home. Those nasty ole’ electrical towers loom over the homes, much to the disgust of eldest daughter Kendra (Saxon Sharbino), who as a clichéd teenager seems to be aghast at everything. Grade-schooler Madison (Kennedi Clements) is eager for new adventures while the skittish middle child, pre-teen Griffin (Kyle Catlett) is, as always, apprehensive. All’s not rosy with the family since dad Eric (Sam Rockwell) was laid off (we’re guessing the previous home was foreclosed) and mom Amy (Rosemarie DeWitt) considers jumping back into the workforce. Since the price is right (and it’s the nicest place they’ve seen), they move in. But things are odd right off the bat. Kendra’s cell phone fizzes out. Griffin’s attic room has a squirrel infestation and the creepiest clown doll collection ever. Plus lil’ Maddie is conversing with her invisible friends more than ever before (especially in front of the static buzzing HDTV). One evening the parents decide to attend a neighborhood dinner party (with a bit of job networking) and leave Kendra in charge for the night. This seems to send out a supernatural party invite and an all-out occult assault ensues. When the parents return, the house is in shambles, Kendra and Griffin are hysterical, and Maddie is missing. Amy heads to a local college and enlists the help of paranormal researcher Dr. Powell (Jane Adams) and her two student aides. When the spirits prove too strong, Powell calls in the cavalry, in the form of cable TV ghost-chasing star Carrigan Burke (Jared Harris). But can this flamboyant media showman return the Bowens’ lost little girl?

The very different acting styles of the two adult leads help set this film apart from its predecessor. Rockwell once again exudes laid-back cool as the patriarch under attack. Here, we get the impression that his wise-acre attitude is a mask to hide his anxiety over the future, more to ease the kids than fool himself, but when the “stuff” hits the fan, this papa charges in head first. As does DeWitt, who tries to put a positive spin on their new economic reality. When the unthinkable occurs, she will go to any and all links, including enlisting the college “loons”. Hers is a quiet, formidable strength. These two have an easy-going, flirty chemistry. Sharbino exhibits teen sass and snark, but lets her guard down to reveal the caring eldest sib. Catlett expertly embodies the sensitive middle male child dropped between two sisters, trying to get past a recent trauma (he was separated from mom on a mall trip), and finally finding his courage and embracing his inner hero. Clements is all bright innocence as the audience’s surrogate sweet angel that must be protected and rescued. Adams ably embodies the quirky academic as she balances between easing the Bowens’ fears and her astonishment at the unearthly events. The biggest re-imagining may be Harris talking over the “cleanser” expert role made most memorable by Zelda Rubinstein originally. Burke’s a true “show-boater” (even using a line from 1982 as his TV catchphrase), but is all business when his realizes the very high stakes involved. He’ll stop the dark forces at any cost to himself.

Director Gil Kenan (CITY OF EMBER, THE MONSTER HOUSE) strives to make this a more intimate terror tale than the original. Back then, the major studios wanted to re-establish themselves in the genre after several “indies” had recently dominated (“Hey folks, we gave you THE EXORCIST, ‘member?”). It’s a touch quieter with fewer “epic-style”, big flashy sequences. We get to see much more of the “other dimension” with some twisted, writhing ghouls that seem straight from our nightmares, but there’s not a “let’s top that last scene” feel with multiple false climaxes. Of course, the “child in danger” plot is an easy tension accelerator, but it doesn’t quite veer into  seedy exploitation (well, maybe the clown doll stuff is overdone). Marc Streitenfeld’s subtle score riffs on Jerry Goldsmith’s classic music while never overwhelming the film (very few loud “scare’ chords). And, whatta’ you know, the 3D is pretty great, separating the setting into distinct planes and a few terrific “in your face” gags. So, is this another “unnecessary” sequel (since the original is in color and a “talkie”)? Well no, but it’s certainly more entertaining than many recent twice told terror tales (looking at you, EVIL DEAD!) and the new casting is pretty inspired. It won’t erase memories of the 82’ model, but the 2015 POLTERGEIST still delivers a decent a spook show. I’m just grateful they didn’t turn it into another tired “found footage” flick.

3.5 Out of 5

 

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THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 3 (FINAL SEQUENCE) – The Review

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100% Politically incorrect. 100% Medically accurate, so claims Tom Six. 100% complete garbage. Harsh? Not really.

I am not going to step onto a soap box and preach to you about how some films have gone too far. Please, go further. I am not going to rant about how certain things should never be portrayed on film. Please, push the envelope and break boundaries. I will not call for censorship and restraint in exercising free speech. Please, by all means, shock and disgust us till the cows come home. However, what I will do, is to persistently and relentlessly call things as I see them.

This movie is garbage. Not because its vulgar or offensive, but because its a failure. I have seen the entire trilogy now, and while in all honesty I can admit that I am no big fan of the franchise as a whole, my disdain reaches its monumental peak with THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 3 (FINAL SEQUENCE).

Writer and director Tom Six, I presume, has delusions of grandeur around the misguided endeavor to become the next John Waters… I shutter to think. No, sir. I admire the tenacity, but no. I equate these movies more to the ranks of Troma, and yet I enjoy most Troma films. What is the difference, you ask? Intent. Context. Story.

Despite not rating it highly, I actually give THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE — the first installment — fair marks for originality, a daring disregard for consequences and the spirit of breaking rules and ruffling feathers. With that said, a great film it was not. THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2 received even less praise from me, for reasons you can read in my review, but everything that made the first film original and daring and that made the second film over the top and grotesquely enjoyable in a twisted sort of late night cultish way, all of that has gone completely MIA in the third film.

So, what remains? Let me illustrate. Did you notice how I plugged my own review for the second film in the previous paragraph? Now, imagine if I were to do that in each and every paragraph of this review. THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 3 attempts to poke fun at itself, repeatedly referring to the first two films by way of integrating them into the story. Everyone’s favorite little round oddity, Laurence R. Harvey, returns again, this time playing Dwight Butler, a Hitler-stache sporting accountant for a prison. Dwight is a fan of the first two films, and with the current system failing as a deterrent to criminals, he is desperately trying to convince the warden that he has the answer to their problems in his HUMAN CENTIPEDE DVDs.

Unfortunately for Dwight, the warden is a tough nut to crack. Warden Bill Boss, played by the creepy Dieter Laser from the first two films as well, is an assault on the senses. I can honestly say that, while watching Harvey play Dwight, I can grin a little. Conversely, watching Laser play Warden Boss is a fate worse than being strapped down and forced to watch every episode of The Bachelorette CLOCKWORK ORANGE style.

THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 3 offers Dieter Laser spewing sexist, racist, and all around offensively senseless jibberish, screaming and convulsing all over the big screen while Harvey’s Dwight persistently nags at him to listen to his idea to turn the rowdy inmates into a massive human centipede using the medically accurate concept from the first two movies, while porn star turned “actress” Bree Olson provides eye candy as the sheepish, intellectually dull secretary/Warden’s play thing.

Still interested? But wait, there’s more. You would think Dwight were the central character. No. Harvey had his 15 minutes of fame as the central character in part 2. In part 3, its Laser’s show. Despite the title, the creation of the infamous human centipede takes place almost entirely in the last act, and a quick one at that. Until that time, we get copious amounts of Laser acting like a complete and total raving lunatic… but, hey, maybe that’s what will ultimately sell the movie, but if you expect it to be anything like the first two films, beware.

THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 3, for those gorehounds out there, is also a let down. You saw the height of gore in part 2. Part 3 offers a key scene of testicular terror, but aside from that, the few scenes of disgust that are present equate to sight gags and gross-out humor, but nothing truly graphic.

Finally, for good measure, THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 3 provides a cameo by Tom Six as himself — big surprise — and features Eric Roberts as the Governor seeking re-election, relying on Warden Boss and Dwight to turn their numbers around and make him look good. As for Roberts, not sure how this movie is supposed to make him look good, but I certainly hope he wasn’t that hard up for cash. Watching him in this movie, it became abundantly clear he had better things to be doing.

Overall Rating: 1 out of 5 stars

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Beware the Trailer for HUMAN CENTIPEDE 3

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Haven’t had enough yet? Is your lunch staying down too well and you need help regaining that uneasy feeling in your gut? (Some of the Movie Geeks are) But if not, your wait is nearly over, as HUMAN CENTIPEDE 3 (Final Sequence) is coming and we have the trailer for this third and final installment of writer/director Tom Six’s infamously disgusting trilogy…

500 prisoners, one body: the world’s most deranged medical experiment reaches unholy heights in this final installment of the notoriously shocking trilogy.

Read our reviews of HUMAN CENTIPEDE and HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2

Opening in theaters and VOD on May 22nd, 2015

THE HARVEST (2013) – The Review

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At one time or another, we’ve all felt we’ve had the worst parents in the world. We have our reasons, but watch THE HARVEST (2013) and you’ll quickly reevaluate your thinking. The question arises… what is a child’s life worth and how far will you go to save that life when certain death rears its unfriendly head?

THE HARVEST tells the story of a seriously ill boy named Andrew, bed-ridden and bored out of his mind. He’s not allowed to leave the house, play baseball, have friends or go to school, and is barely allowed to leave his room. Andrew, played by Charlie Tahan, is weak and can barely stand on his own, but he still has desires just like any boy his age. These desire have been successfully subdued by his over-protective, borderline psychotic mother Katherine, played by Samantha Morton. Then a misunderstood, rebellious girl his age named Maryann moves into her grandparents’ house nearby and changes everything.

Maryann, played by Natasha Calis, doesn’t waste any time exploring and looking for some way to entertain herself in this secluded area, tucked away in the woods. This is how she happens upon Andrew’s house where the two quickly develop an awkward but empathetic friendship of kindred spirits. For the first time, Andrew actually appears to be experiencing some level of happiness, that is of course, until Katherine discovers the existence of Maryann, which had prior been kept a secret.

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THE HARVEST is set almost entirely inside or in the immediate vicinity of Andrew’s home. What Andrew’s house may lack in physical size, it more than compensates with the size and severity of its secrets. With Andrew basically confined to his bed in his room, the house is essentially a prison. Katherine, a medical doctor by profession, is obsessed with curing her son’s ailment at any and all costs, which serves as her prison. Andrew’s father Richard, played by Michael Shannon, is also a prisoner, but his confinement is his hopelessly lost marriage to his mentally unstable wife Katherine.

Written by first-timer Stephen Lancellotti, THE HARVEST is a passionate film steeped in fear, guilt and lies kept by every major player in the film. The emotional scale of the film tilts heavily toward the darker, unsavory elements of humanity. Despite this, Lancellotti’s strong, well-written characters hold the otherwise excessively depraved nature of the story together, keeping Andrew’s world from crumbling around him until the very end. This is most clearly illustrated in Michael Shannon’s surprisingly subdued performance as Richard, a man so beaten-down by his wife’s insistence on being a controlling emotional mess, that he can often barely speak or move in her presence.

Richard is not a coward, but he is weak. Having left his career to stay home and take care of Andrew while Katherine works, he has but a single purpose that drains his very essence, and yet Katherine will not even allow him to fully embrace this role. Other weaknesses of Richard’s emerge in the film, but they all tie back into his desire to do right by his son, however he must. Sadly, that often means protecting and supporting Andrew against his mother’s abrasive, even violent behavior spawned from a truly demented sense of ensuring her’s son’s well-being.

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Samantha Morton delivers a performance so absolutely frightening that the concept alone of their being a real life Katherine out in the world somewhere alone sends chills down my spine. On the most primal, stripped down level, her heart is in the right place, but the manner and methods by which she pursues saving her son’s life are so utterly deplorable that virtually every moment she is on screen is cringe-worthy. Consider Kathy Bates’ performance as Annie Wilkes in MISERY (1990) and then notch that sucker up to 11 on the bone-tingling terror scale.

Andrew’s helplessness is made convincing by Charlie Tahan’s performance, not just in the physically demanding nature of the role requiring him to appear weak and broken, but in his emotional state and virtually non-existent level of energy. In pulling this off, Tahan only increases the next-level insanity that emerges from Morton’s performance. Meanwhile, Natasha Calis is perhaps the most normal and well-rounded character in the film, despite her own demons, which are relatively minor in comparison to Andrew’s. Finally, for good measure, McNaughton throws a familiar seasoned favorite in the mix with Peter Fonda playing Maryann’s grandfather. While his role is rather small, he does provide a crucial line of dialogue in the film that, for Maryann, serves as the equivalent of Uncle Ben telling Peter Parker “with great power comes great responsibility.”

John McNaughton is a filmmaker of notable cult status, but many of you reading this are scratching your heads, I am sure. Having made his mark early in his career, McNaughton is best known to true horror movie aficionados for HENRY: PORTRAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER (1986), his debut film that also introduced Michael Rooker to movie audiences, who is now something of a household name amongst The Walking Dead fans.

Well-known for the gritty, faux-documentary style of his feature film debut about what makes a killer, McNaughton takes a sizable step away from that visual style. The film still has a hint of that voyeuristic element, but its subtle and will go mostly unnoticed. I realize how strange this will sound, but THE HARVEST actually conveys more of a prime time Hallmark family movie night vibe to its visual style, with its contemporary, shot-on-digital video looking, real life drama sort of stuff, that actually adds to the creepiness of what takes place.

McNaughton is no stranger to delving into projects that develop as much controversy as they do cult following, such as MAD DOG AND GLORY (1993) and WILD THINGS (1998). I feel this will not be an exception to that rule and I am certainly grateful for McNaughton sticking to his guns. I will end with this… if you are not even a little bit afraid of Samantha Morton after seeing this film, please do me a favor and never introduce me to your mother.

THE HARVEST opened in New York on April 10 and is available on VOD now.

The film opens in Los Angeles this Friday, April 24th at the Arena Cinema in Hollywood.

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

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IT FOLLOWS – The Review

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There is finite number of themes from which to draw, so half the battle of making a compelling film is finding a new angle to tell a story already told countless times. David Robert Mitchell succeeds at this as writer and director of IT FOLLOWS, a new horror film that’s receiving a level of artistic appreciation and acclaim rarely experienced by films true to this genre.

Set in suburban Detroit, the story follows Jay, a teenage girl who unwittingly becomes the target of an invisible evil force when she falls for a teenage boy who is not who he seems. Once the truth of the terror she has inherited sets in, she realizes she will never again be able to relax and enjoy her life, unless she can find a way to destroy the force compelled to follow her anywhere she goes. Accompanied by a handful of close friends, Jay must trust them to protect her against a dangerous force only she can see and that seemingly cannot be killed.

Jay, played by Maika Monroe, is exceedingly convincing as the relatively innocent, well-mannered good girl turned mostly helpless victim. She’s the popular girl with a kind heart type of character, easy to like and worthy of our empathy. Her sister Kelly, played by Lili Sepe, is a bit more of the girl next door, adventurous type, but the two of them are close enough to weather this bizarre storm together. Jay’s childhood friend with a deep-seeded crush Paul, played by Keir Gilchrist, first presents himself almost as if he’s the closeted gay friend, but rather turns out to be a timid admirer who ultimately proves to be Jay’s most dedicated defender.

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Finally, Greg (played by Daniel Zovatto) is more the rebel teenage boy type, with whom Jay becomes smitten, but whose efforts to protect her are more steeped in a mild masculinity. Together, these four teenagers must try to outwit this slow, but smart presence while constantly on the move and on their toes, as the entity can appear as anyone.

IT FOLLOWS takes one of the oldest, most conventional horror movie plots and reinvents the entire experience. So many times, we have witnessed teenagers being stalked, chased and terrorized by slashers, psychos and evil creatures, but never quite like this. Mitchell draws on the influences of horror and the legendary filmmakers that have come before him and makes a film all his own.

Driven by an unseen terror, essentially introduced to the mainstream by the shark in JAWS, Mitchell also draws from another slow-burn suspenseful horror icon in HALLOWEEN, not just in the pacing, but also with the film’s original music, composed by Rich Vreeland (credited as Disasterpeace), which strangely melds the eerily minimalist style of John Carpenter’s score with the more ethereal ambiance of Vangelis, such as his work in BLADE RUNNER.

Following a similar line of thought, IT FOLLOWS also draws from another quintessential John Carpenter work, a remake itself. THE THING (1982) lays the foundation for a specific type of fear through paranoia that emerges as the mysterious force, which can appear as anyone, someone the character knows or loves, or a complete stranger. This creates a tension whereas anyone at anytime could be out for blood, unless you know what to look for, which Jay eventually understands and is significantly easier than testing blood samples with electricity.

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Mitchell utilizes a color palette that pops just enough to embellish production, but selectively places harder contrast to add depth and enhanced darkness to certain scenes. This, along with a masterful use of moving camera and knowledge of when to linger statically, brings the underlying fear of the unknown and sense of being followed right to the foreground of the film, supercharging our ability to feel in that very time and place with Jay and her friends.

IT FOLLOWS is an extremely visceral, sensory film. In its peak moments, the shared fear is almost palpable, inducing goose bumps and an irrational sense of paranoia. Those viewers already naturally prone to these characteristics on a daily basis, may want to watch this film with great caution, as you’ll never see strangers quite the same way again.

IT FOLLOWS is successful not due to a massive budget, big special effects or a star-studded cast, as none of these things exist for the film. Instead, the film thrives on a solid script, tremendous direction and a low-key, talented cast without pretension for making anything other than what this film was meant to be, a terrifyingly complex but seemingly simple horror film that eats away at out most primary human fears.

IT FOLLOWS opens in St. Louis theaters on Friday, March 27th, 2015.

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

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GHOUL (2015) – The Review

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The truth is that, no mater how great a concept is for a story, no matter how well the film is marketed, the ultimate proof is in the production pudding. How excellent is your execution? Not the capitol punishment type — even if some films make you wish for that instead — but, execution of idea from concept to completion. Unfortunately, despite all the best intentions, many films fail to find the appropriate approach.

GHOUL (2015) is one of these films. It should be quite apparent already that I am not overwhelmingly impressed with this one, but in an effort to change things up a bit and better explain my thoughts on this film, I’ll begin with the end.

[No worries, I never spoil films, even the ones I dislike.]

The final 15-20 minutes of GHOUL are, by far, the most engaging, most intense and most successful minutes of this entire film. With that said, it’s not enough to save it entirely, but merely wipes the crust from your eyes and the spittle from the side of your mouth, finishing with the subtle minty freshness of a stick of gum that lasts about as long as the flavor in a handful of Chiclets.

The story comes full circle, the twist is revealed and the special effects are admirably effective for a film of this style, genre and budget. With a running time of only 86 minutes, its not entirely inconceivable to endure to the end for the tasty bits that add flavor, but you’ll need to choke down the blandness of the meal before the dessert.

Let’s return to the start now, where the film is at it’s most uninspired. GHOUL follows a small clutch of friends turned indie filmmakers who travel to Ukraine to shoot footage and interviews for the pilot of a documentary series they call Cannibals of the 20th Century. We’ve seen it before in principle, young inexperienced aspiring filmmakers venturing into uncharted territory to make their names, danger be damned.

Roughly, the first 30 minutes is relatively boring and uneventful, failing to build much of any character development, nor suspense or even much plot. Roughly half the film is merely bickering and accusations between characters, not unlike what we see in the average “reality” TV series that litter our television sets.

What they hope will be a successful late-night basic cable cash cow, quickly reveals itself to be a bust. When their local elderly guide turns out to be unreliable. Not only do they not have anything from the survivor of the Soviet Union’s most violent serial killer and “star” of their project, but they find themselves stuck in the remote woods with their young and pretty interpreter, a crazy young Ukrainian witch, and an evil supernatural force that will not let them leave unless they do exactly as it asks of them.

GHOUL is unfocused, indecisive about what the central plot truly is about. The villain is clearly defined, but is not as central to the story as would be expected. Drama is developed primarily through the perspective of Jenny, played by Jennifer Armour, who also happens to provide the best performance of the film. Jenny has a secret she hides that ultimately plays a significant role, indirectly and metaphorically, in the film’s twist.

Overall, GHOUL is a late-night, cheap rental popcorn flick, mildly worth seeing to the end, even at the cost of submitting to the snooze-inducing first two acts, but only if you’ve already gone through all the cool films in your Netflix queue.

[For the more discerning genre fans, be especially observant of the pride taken in the humorously hokey but admirable attempt at the gory gutted cat prop used not once, but twice in the film.]

GHOUL hits select theaters on Friday, March 20th, 2015.

Overall Rating: 2 out of 5 stars

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