MEAN GIRLS (2024) – Review

Avantika plays Karen Shetty, Angourie Rice plays Cady Heron, Renee Rapp plays Regina George and Bebe Wood plays Gretchen Wieners in Mean Girls from Paramount Pictures. Photo: Jojo Whilden/Paramount © 2023 Paramount Pictures.

Get ready for another “full circle film”, an IP (intellectual property) that began in one medium, was adapted to another, and then returns to that original medium. One of the more recent Broadway trends, along with the “jukebox musical”, has been taking an often beloved feature film and adapting it into a big splashy stage musical. And when they’re big hits, then bring the musical take to the big screen. Back in 2005, THE PRODUCERS did the big “whip-around” when the musical based on the 1967 Oscar-winning classic played (briefly) at the multiplex. A couple of years later saw the tune-filled return of HAIRSPRAY. Just a few weeks ago (it’s still playing in many markets) THE COLOR PURPLE did much the same, although it may be more of a “full-square” as it began as a book that became a 1985 Spielberg epic. As the TV hosts might say, “On a much lighter note”, we’ve got a big circle all within the 21st century as an adored (and endlessly quoted) cult comedy from way back in 2004 is now filling the world’s movie theatres with those singin’ and dancin’ divas, the MEAN GIRLS.


In the first of many “tweaks,” we first meet the misfit duo of North Shore High, Janis (Aluli’i Cravalho) and Damian (Jaquel Spivey), who serve as the story’s guide and narrators. Their garage/TikTok studio door opens up to the wilds of Kenya where teenager Cady Heron (Angourie Rice) is told by her wildlife-researcher mom (Jenna Fischer) that her homeschooling is done. They’re moving back to the States, where Cady will be part of the aforementioned school’s student body. Principal Duvall (Tim Meadows) escorts her to her first class, Calculus taught by Ms. Norbury (Tina Fey). Seems that Mama Heron has taught Cady well, but she’s not prepared for the battlezone AKA the school cafeteria. Luckily Janis and Damian take her under “their wings” and point out the different “social groups” (“burn-outs”, “goths”, etc.). Oh, and Cady is warned about the “queens” known as “the Plastics”. The trio consists of gorgeous, dim Karen (Avantika), insecure “lackey/sidekick” Gretchen (Bebe Woods), and their “leader’ the imposing goddess Regina George (Renee Rapp). Surprisingly she welcomes the new, “girl from an exotic land” Cady, and puts her in the runnings as a ‘fourth wheel”. Damian and Janis (who also has a history with Regina) encourage her to join and give them “the dirt” on the group. But things take a drastic turn when Cady becomes smitten with hunky Aaron (Christopher Briney), who just happens to be Regina’s ex (gasp). What will happen when Regina finds out? Cady survived the carnivores of Africa, but can she stand a chance against the sharpened talons of Ms. George?

The young cast expertly hits all the comedic and melodic beats of this musical fable. Rice is the story’s focus and quickly has the audience’s support as the wide-eyed innocent Cady. Perhaps because she’s the film’s heroine she doesn’t have as much opportunity to “cut loose”, although we get a hint of her range when Cady goes “dark”. The much “showier” role is the fierce and fiery (literally) Janis given an energetic power by Cravalho, perhaps best known as the voice of Disney princess Moana. With her third-act retelling of a childhood trauma, she truly ignites the screen. Her rival in many aspects of Cady’s character arc is Rapp as the sadistic “queen B” Regina whose sly seductive smile masks her cruel nature. At times she seems to be a bored cat casually taunting a mouse in its clutches, as she manipulates everyone into being pawns in her schemes. Rapp catutes that camp villainy and proves to be a most compelling crooner. Wood elicits lots of empathy as the needy, over-eager-to-please Gretchen while Avantika scores loads of laughs as the bubble-brained Karen, bouncing off the screen in the big Halloween number. Spivey brings lots of energetic charm to the cliche role of flamboyant BFF supporter Damien, while Birney is the required “eye candy” as the affable, but somewhat bland Aaron. But for many, the movie’s big highlight is the return of original faculty members Fey and Meadows who seem to have been “frozen in time” ( the old Captain America “pause”) as Norbury and Duvall, effortlessly hilarious in their too, too brief bits of screen time, making us wish that two other newbies, but also comedy vets, Jon Hamm and Fischer were given chances to shine. Luckily Busy Phillips picks up some of the “slack” as Regina’s too accommodating, wistful mother.

This reimagining is helmed by the first-time feature film directing team of Samantha Jayne and Arturo Perez Jr., who use several interesting techniques to “open up” the “Broadway staging’, giving the plot a sense of urgency I like the opening number’s quick location transitions), They’re striving to give this remake its own energy and style, though many storybeats feel lifted right from the 2004 original. But unlike that version, the kids must deal with social media which gets an exhausting couple of zippy montages. Ditto for many of the bouncy dance numbers especially an elaboration of the “school is a jungle” sequence from the first flick, with the “beasts” giving Regina her invisible “walkway”. Aside from those big numbers, the power ballads”, and the phone videos and memes, is this one an improvement over the now twenty-year-old gem? Not especially, but the script and setup by Ms. Fey endures and stands the “test of time”. It’s a very different “take” that should engage those “theatre geeks” (just hope that your multiplex’s sound system is up to it, as ours “garbled” most of the lyrics so it’s impossible to judge the quality of the tunes), but it won’t replace that well-worn disc (or maybe you still have a tape) of those marvelous but often malicious MEAN GIRLS.

2.5 out of 4

MEAN GIRLS is now playing in theatres everywhere

I FEEL PRETTY – Review


I FEEL PRETTY is an under-written romantic comedy with an obvious message about what’s important in life. Amy Schumer stars as Renee Bennett, a 30-ish single gal despondent with the way she looks, believing she’ll never find happiness because she’s not “undeniably pretty”. She works for the Lily LeClaire beauty products company, but they keep her in a basement office, out of sight of their clientele. As an average-size woman (slightly overweight), Renee must suffer the indignity of having to wear double-wide shoes and be told that she should look for clothes her size on line. She wishes for the miracle of physical beauty, and after throwing a coin in a fountain fails to do the trick, she whacks her head on an exercise bike during a SoulCycle class, and is knocked unconscious. She wakes up, looks in the mirror and sees herself as slim and gorgeous, but to the audience, and everyone else, she looks exactly the same. She then proceeds to ‘live her best life’ with the self-confidence that stereotypically hot chicks are supposed to have. She struts by a construction crew who throw her a wolf whistle (it’s not aimed at her), has doors opened by strange men (by accident), and assumes Ethan (Rory Scovell), the nice guy she meets at the dry cleaner wants her phone number when he’s really just asking if she’s next  in line. Renee is usually met with eye rolls and bewildered reactions when she talks so highly of herself and her appearance, especially from her two best friends played Busy Phillips and Aidy Bryant (the only other women in the cast who don’t look like models). Her newfound confidence soon helps her rise within the ranks of Lily LeClaire.

I FEEL PRETTY is hit-and-miss, mostly miss, and too dependent on cheap sitcom gimmicks to power its plot. Co-writers/directors Abby Kohn and Marc Silverstein throw a lot of comic ideas onto the screen and while there’s a laugh here and there, the script is never nearly as smart as Schumer’s own screenplay for TRAINWRECK (the PG-13 neutering doesn’t help). Here it’s the physical comedy that works more than the dialog. The funniest sequence is when Renee and Ethan go to a bar where she impulsively enters a bikini contest to show off her perceived new figure. Watching a chubby gal shimmy like a stripper is a cheap laugh, but in context it works because of Ms Schumer’s energy and enthusiasm in that scene and the fact that Renee is comfortable enough in that body to dance in her undies, seductively stick her fingers in customer’s mouths, and pour pitchers of water on herself. It’s a happy, liberating moment – the highlight of the film. I still feel Ms Schumer lacks big-screen charisma and the appeal to carry a feature. She plays things far too broadly as though she’s acting in her sitcom. This is most apparent in her scenes with Michelle Williams, who plays Avery LeClaire, the beautiful CEO of this makeup company who takes Renee under her wing. Williams brings more depth to this character, one with self-confidence issues of her own because of her squeaky voice, than Schumer can. It’s not that Avery is a better-written role (and the character ultimately goes nowhere interesting), but that Williams uses her considerable movie star talents to make the most of what the script gives her. Another scene-stealer is Adrian Martinez as Mason, Renee’s basement office mate before her transformation. He shows terrific comic timing in a hilarious scene where he really doesn’t want to converse with Renee while he’s taking a dump.

Some are accusing I FEEL PRETTY of a certain tone-deafness in terms of “fat-shaming”. An angry writer named Katie Stow at Cosmopolitan was enraged about I FEEL PRETTY (after only seeing the trailer!). In her profanity-filled article this week titled ‘Amy Schumer’s New Movie is Problematic as F*ck’, (read HERE if you dare) she claims “my feels were mainly sitting on the extremely pissed-off side of the scale” and warns “prepare yourself for some rage”. She also complains about the film’s “skinny shaming” and notes that there are too many white people onscreen. Yikes! I feel bad for Ms Stow that her blood boils so intensely over a silly movie, but I still like the bikini contest scene. Sure, the movie’s inner-beauty message might fly better if the jokes were stronger, but the script doesn’t pick on the people with whom the filmmakers are empathizing and shouldn’t be accused of doing so. I’m not the target audience for I FEEL PRETTY. Women who laugh easily, especially if they attend with a group of friends, will likely have a fun time with it. I don’t think it’s a very good movie, but it’s hardly offensive.

2 of 5 Stars

 

 

I DON’T KNOW HOW SHE DOES IT – The Review

Well, it ‘s past Labor Day and it’s time for the older adults to head back to the multiplex. Usually this signals the time for those big Oscar-bait dramas, but here’s a genteel comedy for the married with kids set-those hungover frat boys will just have to wait for next Summer’s party flicks. Arriving in cinemas now is Douglas McGrath’s (EMMA) adaptation (along with 27 DRESSES screenwriter Aline Brosh McKenna) of Allison Pearson’s book I DON’T KNOW HOW SHE DOES IT. Well I’m not giving anything away (thanks to the TV spots and trailers) when I tell you that movie shows how she does do somethings and can’t fully do others. Guess it would be a pretty short flick if everything turned out perfect!

The film’s focus is wife, mother, and career woman Kate Reddy (Sarah Jessica Parker). She’s doing her best to juggle her responsibilities st the office and home. She devotes many hours to the job while traveling across the country for some sort of financial consulting firm (one of the film’s main gags is that no one outside her office knows exactly what she does). Kate’s got a demanding, sometimes befuddled boss (Kelsey Grammar), a goal-oriented single young assistant (Olivia Munn), and a snarky competing co-worker (Seth Meyers) who tries to sabotage her at every chance. On the home front she tries to make time for her working hubby Richard (Greg Kinnear), pre-schooler Ben, and grade-schooler Emily. Thankfully Kate is helped considerably by their nanny Paula (Jessica Szohr) and best pal, single mom Allison (Christina Hendricks) while deflecting the disdainful stares of ‘mom-ster’ Wendy (Busy Phillips). Kate’s busy Boston life is further complicated when one of her proposals attracts the attention of Wall Street guru Jack Abelhammer (Pierce Brosnsan). The many hours spent brainstorming with Jack puts a strain on her relationship with Richard and disrupts their winter holiday plans. And it looks like Jack’s interest in Kate may be going past the professional and into the personal. The question may not be how she does it but whether she can survive it.

This film covers a lot of the subject matter that TV (cable and network) have been dealing with for many years. Beside a top flight movie star cast this movie really doesn’t bring anything new to the table. The wintry East Coast settings are lovely, but McGrath has trouble with the pacing. I was surprised at the short running time as the lights went up. McGrath  also employs a couple of film techniques that don’t totally mesh with the film. He uses documentary type interviews with the characters who talk about their dealings with Kate. At other times Kate breaks the fourth wall, suspending time in order to step forward and confide her feelings. We even get to see a flash forward fantasy CNN-style news report in which Kate’s school bake sale fiasco was the reason future adult Emily went on a killing spree. As for the actors, we may as well start with Kate played by SJP (as the tabloids call her). She seems to be entering a more mature phase of her career, going from the girlfriend, rom-com heroine and into the mother roles. Still there are still glimpses of her former characters. Kate is almost Carrie Bradshaw with the sex replaced by Lucy Ricardo-slapstick. Head lice joes… really? She alternates between being  flustered and floundering with more than a little exhaustion. Kinnear’s doing his cute, decent guy thing once more. I kind of miss that old smarmy charm in movies like MYSTERY MEN. Brosnan starts as the cold businessmen who warms after spending time with Kate, He’s another cliche of the perfect romantic older man-he has been married (if he were still single he might be gay!) but he’s not been tainted by divorce, for he’s a noble widower. It takes Kate to open up that heart once more. Uh-huh. Two of the supporting players truly do get to shine. Munn lights up the screen as the upwardly mobile assistant whose life plans gets thrown a curve. And Meyers builds on the screen smarm that Kinnear used to have and brings lots of energy to his role as the “Designated Office A*%#@^e”. The other actors don’t fare nearly as well. Hendricks (so great on TV’s Mad Men) only gets to smile supportively at Kate and sing her praises to an unseen interviewer. Phillips and Jane Curtin as a stereotypical mother-in-law act witchy and Grammar’s ster, but clueless. McGrath has assembled a terrific cast. It’s a shame that they are regulated to some of the sitcom shenanigans in this safe, unoffensive bit of fluff.

Overall Rating: 2 out of 5 Stars