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July 25, 2019

ONCE UPON A TIME…IN HOLLYWOOD – Review

As the Summer film season begins to wind down, moviegoers get to do a little “universe-jumping” once again. That sounds a touch out there, doesn’t it? Well, over this year we’ve had three trips to the “Marvel movie universe” (we’re not going to count the dud that was DARK PHOENIX). And three trips to the “Disney classics universe (I’m speaking of the live-action/CGI hybrid remakes DUMBO, ALADDIN, and current box office beast THE LION KING). Now it’s time for a long-overdue (nearly four years) trek into the “Tarantino movie universe”. Aside from springing from the mind (and on to the page and camera lense) of Quentin, the now nine films (sidebar controversies: Is KILL BILL really just one film? Do we count his half of GRINDHOUSE? What about his single scene in the first SIN CITY?) share many actors, some fictional “products”, and a love of different film genres (plus that often “off-kilter” dialogue). Well with this current project, QT gets to indulge his love of a motion picture “era”, LA history/scandals, and (shocking) his admiration for (wha-?) television! These diverse ingredients are mixed together by master chef Quentin in a frothy, tart, but tasty concoction he’s dubbed ONCE UPON A TIME…IN HOLLYWOOD. Let’s chow down!

The title “time ” is the swinging 1960s. The first stop is 62 as we watch a promotional spot for NBC’s newest hit, “Bounty Law” a 30 minute black and white Western starring rising star Rick Dalton (Leonardo Di Caprio) as a wandering bounty hunter. During that same year, a TV “entertainment” reporter does a “puff piece” on set interview with Rick and his stunt double Cliff Booth (Brad Pitt). Spring ahead to February 1969 (and color, of course). “Bounty Law” is in rerun/syndication heaven, but Rick and Cliff are still a team. Cliff is driver, house “handyman” and al around “go-fer” to Rick as he hustles around LA for work. Part of that hustle this particular evening is meeting with talent agent Marvin Schwarzs (Al Pacino) at industry eatery Musso and Frank’s. Rick’s career anxiety has him chainsmoking and he’s developing a pronounced stammer (nearly a stutter). He’s not put at ease as Marvin delivers a devasting “wake up call” telling him that his film career has stalled since playing the ‘heavy of the week” on countless TV shows, while also trying to sell him on the idea of headlining some films shot and produced in Italy. This notion pains Rick as he and Cliff head back to his Hollywood Hills home. There they see the arrival of his neighbors (they bought the gated mansion a good ways down the road), new movie royalty director Roman Polanski and his gorgeous movie star bride Sharon Tate (Margot Robbie). The next morning Rick has to report to the set of the new CBS Western called “Lancer” where he’s playing another “baddie” (ringleader of an outlaw gang). It’s a long day as he deals with an arty flamboyant director, a precocious child star, and his ego-crushing “flubs”. Cliff, as he reflects on his checkered past, cruises the city in Rick’s sporty set of wheels. After a couple of near encounters, he decides to give a ride to a young “hippie chick” named “Pussycat” (Margaret Qualley). He takes her to her “family” dwelling at an old movie Western set locale, the Spahn Ranch. There Cliff is told about the family’s leader “Charlie” from two of the several young ladies, as he gets a general “weird vibe” from the familiar old place and its new young “occupants”. Meanwhile, Tate is seen around LA, dancing at the Playboy mansion, and even sneaking into a matinee of her latest flick. Six months later, she’s nearly ready to give birth as Rick and Cliff enjoy one last night on the town. But later that evening, sinister long-haired invaders make their way through the exclusive private neighborhood. What could they be plotting on this warm August night?

What gives this “epic’ tale a most human touch is the friendship of the two main characters. Tarantino, in an inspired bit of casting, paired two veterans of previous films, creating a male duo (or “bromance”) that rivals another started in 69 (the first Redford/Newman, BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID). DiCaprio (DJANGO UNCHAINED) and Pitt (INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS) have a believable compelling chemistry though their characters and acting styles are quite different. Dalton is a climber losing his grip on “fame mountain” and DiCaprio shows us the sweaty panic as he seems to be slowly sliding below the “summit”. He gives us that veneer of confidence slowly eroding in a great scene as DiCaprio has Rick gives himself a scorching pep talk. And in those faux film and TV clips, Rick’s is every inch a star (even stiffly crooning an old pop tune as a trio of Hullaballoo dancers manically gyrate around him). The opposite of that anxious actor is Pitt’s charismatic, colossally cool stunt man Cliff. He seems to have that West Coast surfer attitude (he sports a loose Hawaiian shirt in most scenes), just letting the universe’s “waves” take him on a “life ride”. Still, Pitt lets us see a bit of the darkness beneath the “dude-ness”, trying to get ahead of a past that the “business” still talks about in whispers behind his back. And while Rick is the on-screen action hero, Cliff strolls into deadly danger in one of the film’s most tension-filled sequences (we see Pitt “scoping” his surrounding with his eyes, slowly “casing’ the rooms, spotting possible weapons and escape routes). Here’s hoping another savvy director will come up with another project for this talented twosome (unless Quentin does a follow-up).

This “dream team” is supported by a great cast of QT vets, established stars, and newcomers. Squarely in that middle category is the radiant Robbie who literally lights up the screen as Hollywood’s new “golden girl” Sharon Tate. Robbie plays her as a graceful diety, gliding through tinsel town, combining old studio glamour and the free-spirited changing late 60s era. Though she’s in a most unusual relationship (she lives in a home with her hubby and ex-boyfriend), Robbie gives her a sweet youthful innocence, particularly in the movie theatre scenes. Eschewing a familiar cliche’ (“I can’t watch myself on-screen”), Tate is filled with joy, viewing her screen persona (QT uses real footage of Tate) and drinking in the audience reactions. Plus Robbie looks completely natural in the period fashions (no “playing dress-up” ). The often bombastic Pacino finds just the right tone for the brutally honest agent, Schwarzs going smoothly from compliments to dire predictions of career doom (“Ya’ gonna’ be a Batman villain next? Pow…zip…zoom”). He can schmooze with the best, but he’s not stuck in the past. Kurt Russell is terrific as a studio stunt director who likes Rick, but can’t abide Cliff (his character may be connected to a previous QT work). Damian Lewis and Mike Moh have memorable cameos as real movie icons, while Timothy Olyphant and the late Luke Perry have great scenes as the stars of “Lancer”. On that same TV show setting, Julia Butters is a real scene-stealer as Rick’s unlikely muse/advisor. Actually, many of the screen newcomers are second-generation actors. Bruce Willis’ daughter Rumer is one of Tate’s actress pals, while several others are part of the hippie “family”. Qualley (really becomes a “flower child”) is the daughter of Andie MacDowell, along with Maya Hawke, daughter of Ethan Hawke and Uma Thurman, and both are ‘supervised” by “family elders” Lena Dunham and Dakota Fanning, pure dead-eyed evil as ‘Squeaky’ Fromme (not to mention the always wonderful Bruce Dern as another member of the “group”).

As mentioned earlier, this flick comes four years after Tarantino’s last one, THE HATEFUL EIGHT. I’m most happy to report that it is well worth the wait. This is his love letter to that crazy time when the torch was passed from the “old” Hollywoods moguls to the wild young rebels, and QT’s passion burns through nearly every frame. Leaning into the fairytale-like title, he shows us a magical kingdom of both hopes and desperation, sweet dreams and dark nightmares. We’re taken back to a time where TV was the “ugly stepchild” of the celebrated motion picture. But Tarantino shows us the art and charm of both. He loves the “ground out” TV “oaters” as much as the action “potboilers’ and the studio showcases. His script takes us from hilarity (Cliff panics as Rick can’t suppress a sob in a parking lot) to nail-biting suspense (during one sequence I wanted to jump into the screen to tell a beloved character to “get outta’ Dodge”). Plus the time is recreated in unbelievable detail. Actual AM radio cues and commercials fill the car cruising scenes, while Hollywood Boulevard becomes a blazing neon Asgard, with Pitt as a golden-haired hero guiding a sleek motorized chariot. Nearly every shot includes a nod to the year, with bus stop benches tauting reruns of “I Spy” along with LA newscasters (George Putnam!), even an early version of Taco Bell. What was considered junk is filmed with love by Tarantino turning into glorious antiquities: issues of “digest-sized” TV Guides, grocery items, and those shimmering vintage autos (and a couple of new “phony” products join the QT staple along with Big Kahuna Burger and Red Apple Cigarettes). Sure, some of the scenes could uses a good trim, especially some long “Lancer” exchanges, and Tarantino indulges his love of history twisting (recall the ending of BASTERDS) and excessive, nearly cartoon violence, but that doesn’t take away from the whole immersive experience as we feel as though a time machine (or that era’s TV show “Time Tunnel”) has whisked us back to a simpler, though unpredictable and often dangerous time. I can hardly wait for the disc in order to savor the art direction secrets and delectable deleted scenes (some interesting actors are in the end credits with a “cut” next to their listings, so…). Quentin Tarantino’s ONCE UPON A TIME…IN HOLLYWOOD is one truly fantastic, fabulous film (and TV) fable. And the moviegoers all lived happily ever after…

4 Out of 4 Stars

July 17, 2017

Bruce Lee And Wong Jack Man Face-off In Trailer For BIRTH OF THE DRAGON

Filed under: Movies — Tags: , — Michelle McCue @ 1:14 pm

Check out the official poster and trailer for the upcoming feature BIRTH OF THE DRAGON which is inspired by the controversial, early face-off between Bruce Lee and Chinese Shaolin master Wong Jack Man that led to Lee’s iconic ascent to stardom.

A celebration and an homage to the classic martial arts films that Bruce Lee was known for, fans should be excited to get a glimpse of the man before he became the master.

Set against the backdrop of 1960s San Francisco, BIRTH OF THE DRAGON is a modern take on the classic movies that Bruce Lee was known for. It takes its inspiration from the epic and still controversial showdown between an up-and-coming Bruce Lee and kung fu master Wong Jack Man – a battle that gave birth to a legend.

BH Tilt & WWE Studios present a Groundswell Films and Kylin Pictures production.

OPENS IN THEATERS AUGUST 25.

PG-13 for martial arts violence, language and thematic elements.

August 7, 2016

Bruce Lee ENTER THE DRAGON Midnights This Weekend at The Tivoli

Filed under: General News — Tags: , , , — Tom Stockman @ 9:28 pm

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“You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple!”

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ENTER THE DRAGON (1973) plays this weekend (August 12th and 13th) at The Tivoli at midnight as part of their Reel Late at the Tivoli midnight series.

In the early seventies America was going through a period of fascination with martial arts, and at the center of the Kung-Fu craze was the actor Bruce Lee. ENTER THE DRAGON (1973) is the best (and best-known) of the five films that Lee starred in. His mysterious and tragically early death at the age of 33 shortly after completing ENTER THE DRAGON only served to heighten public interest in his skills

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The plot contains elements drawn from spy thrillers of the James Bond type. The story is set in Hong Kong. The hero Mr Lee (lee) is recruited by British Intelligence on an undercover mission to infiltrate the island hideaway of the villain Mr Han. Han is outwardly a respectable businessman but in reality a master criminal involved in the drug trade. In many ways he is reminiscent of the typical Bond villain- he lives on an island fortress, conceals a ruthless nature beneath an icily calm exterior and even strokes a fluffy white cat like those owned by Blofeld in the 007 films. Han is a martial-arts enthusiast, and Lee’s cover story is that he is a competitor in a martial-arts tournament which Han has organized. (Han’s real motive is to recruit talented martial artists for his criminal empire). Lee also has a personal motive for wanting revenge on Han, as Han’s thugs were responsible for the death of Lee’s sister (look for a young Jackie Chan chasing her at the film’s beginning!). Two other competitors in the tournament who play important roles in the story are Roper (John Saxon), a gambler on the run from the mob to whom he owes money, and Williams (Jim Kelly), an black dude on the run from the police after defending himself against two racist cops.

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There are so many elements in ENTER THE DRAGON that are entertaining, but one thing can’t be denied; Bruce Lee was a once in a lifetime talent and this movie serves as his celluloid obituary. The passion with which Mr. Lee created this film is evident in every fight scene. Including his own students in the film as extras in the fighting scenes is pure genius. The movie has all the trappings of a 1970’s flick, so as time roars on, it shows its age. 43 years later Mr. Kelly’s Afro and smooth approach to life are still entertaining as hell. How many lines can you repeat from this movie after all these years? (“Boards, don’t fight back!”, “Mr. Han, suddenly I’d like to leave your island”,). Heck, who can watch the student instruction scene early in the movie and not laugh about “all the heavenly glory”… As for the world class fight scene underground on the island with the nunchuck sequence? Breathtaking…Long Live BRUCE LEE!!

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Don’t miss ENTER THE DRAGON when it screens midnights this weekend at The Tivoli

The Tivoli’s located at 6350 Delmar Blvd., University City, MO. Admission is a mere $8!

A Facebook invite for the event can be found HERE

https://www.facebook.com/events/553198394872401/

The Tivoli’s website can be found HERE

http://www.landmarktheatres.com/market/st.louis/tivolitheatre.htm

Here’s the midnight for the next several weeks:

 

August 19-20 –        THE SANDLOT

August 26-27 –        EVENT HORIZON

September 2 – 3 –   PRINCESS MONONOKE

September 9-10 –   THE BIG LEBOWSKI

September 16-17 –  PSYCHO

Reel Late at the Tivoli takes place every Friday and Saturday night and We Are Movie Geeks own Tom Stockman (that’s me!) is there with custom trivia questions about the films and always has DVDs, posters, and other cool stuff to give away. Ticket prices are $8. We hope to see everyone late at night in the coming weeks.

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my ENTER THE DRAGON poster signed by John Saxon and Jim Kelly

February 4, 2016

IP MAN 3 – The Review

Filed under: Review — Tags: , , , — Jim Batts @ 5:11 pm

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Many big screen biographies are often accused of taking…liberties…with the facts, often to help the finished film’s pacing. After all, unless it’s a TV mini-series, it’s difficult to compress a remarkable life into an evening at the movies. Film makers will frequently switch the order of events along with the popular practice of using composite characters (a little bit of this fella’, and a bit of this old pal, and…), even inventing supporting roles, or tagging real folks with invented names. And then there are fantasy tales using a real person (and elements of his life) as the story’s heroic center. In Hollywood famous true Western outlaws like Billy the Kid and Jesse James were the leads in many fictional flicks (hey, those two “met” Dracula and Frankenstein’s daughter!). Those on the opposite side of the law like Wyatt Earp and Bat Masterson got their share of screen time, to say nothing of the Davy Crockett craze created by Walt Disney is the 1950’s. Lawmen of later years were also at the center of media franchises like Elliot Ness in “The Untouchables” and Buford Pusser in “Walking Tall”. Well, a similar film and TV feeding frenzy has been going on for the last dozen or so years over in China with the legend of a real man named Yip Kai-man, perhaps known best as Ip Man. He was the martial artists master (his specialty was Wing Chun) who trained silver screen icon Bruce Lee. Ip was the subject of 2013’s Oscar nominated THE GRANDMASTER. And since he was not a fictitious (and copyrighted) figure, many other Asian studios have made competing flicks (even a weekly TV show). The most popular may be the film series begun in 2008 starring Donnie Yen (BLADE II, and the upcoming ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY). The current (and supposedly final installment) takes us into the master fight trainer’s time in 1950’s Hong Kong with IP MAN 3.

To be precise, it’s HK circa 1959 and Ip Man (Yen) is running a martial arts training center while sharing a home with wife Cheung Wing-Sing (Lynn Hung) and seven year-old son Ip Ching (Wang Yasn Shi). After a scene in which an aggressive young man tries to become one of Ip’s students (we find out later that he is really…no spoilers from me!), we see Ching engaged in a schoolyard smack down with another classmate. When Ip and his wife are called into the principal’s office (the other lad’s pop is stuck at work), Ip has the boys shake hands and invites the other boy, Fung, to their home for dinner. After the meal, Fung’s father, Tin-chi (Jin Zhang) arrives to pick up his son. Tin has a rickshaw service, but hopes to open his own training center (he compliments Ip on his skills). Later we find out that Tin supplements his income by fighting in a black market boxing match organized by gangster Ma King-sang (Patrick Tam), who also works for a “foreign devil”, a shady American property developer named Frank (Mike Tyson…yes that ole ear-chomper!). Franks has his eye on some land , namely the school where Ching and Fung attend. When Ma and his gang of thugs try to strong-arm the principal to sign over the deed to the school, IP intervenes. His policeman pal, Sergeant ‘Fatso’ Po (Kent Cheng) can offer little help: the force is short-handed and his commanding office, another foreign devil, is in Frank’s pocket. Ip, along with his students, will guard the school. This time away from home makes Wing feel neglected and contributes to her worsening health. Ip tries to keep his family together as his duty brings him into a showdown with Frank and eventual rival Tin.

While the aforementioned GRANDMASTER was the art house/critical darling, this would be the more family friendly version of this real life icon, perhaps one that could easily play on TV (hmmm, makes me wonder about the actual Ip TV show). The two recent RAID films brought back a real sense of danger and brutality to martial arts movies with deadly,  bloody bone crunching blows causing true damage to the battlers, but here no one appears to get terribly hurt. The school principal has some jaw bruising and one of Ip’s pals has his arm in a sling. The highly planned fights nearly remind one of the 60’s Batman TV show, with the bad guys getting knocked out quickly (we almost expect animated stars and cartoon birds circling their noggins). Another almost camp element is the near endless army at Ma and Frank’s beck and call. Once Ip and his cohorts take a battle stance, endless streams of thugs come charging from every alley and doorway (a cliche so expertly parodied in the “A Fistful of Yen” segment in 1977’s KENTUCKY FRIED MOVIE). The US ads feature Tyson prominently, but he has just around five or six minutes of screen time. And yes, he does speak English most of the time, with a few Chinese phrases tossed in (luckily it’s all subtitled for us). Still, he’s an impressive, scary screen presence, although it’s doubtful that his brute force could match Ip’s speed and skills (prior to this showdown, he has easily taken out dozens of men). But their three-minute brawl is not the film’s showcase scene. Rather it’s the finale’s throw down with Tin as they go from swinging long “dragon poles” to “butterfly swords” (right from the chefs at Benihanna) and finishing with precise hand to hand combat. Happily some of the action is slowed down, but never excessively so we can appreciate the swiftness of the very impressive Mr. Yen (for a fella’ in his fifties he’s still got the moves). Though the story gets a tad goofy at times (Ip will repair his marriage by learning a newskill…ballroom dancing!), “chop-socky” fanatics should enjoy the action set pieces cause in IP MAN 3 “everybody’s kung-fu fightin'” and they’re “faster than lightnin'”.

2.5 Out of 5

IP MAN 3 opens everywhere and screens exclusively in the St. Louis area at Wehrenberg’s Ronnies 20 Cine

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July 16, 2013

THE GRANDMASTER 2nd Amazing Trailer Stars Tony Leung And Ziyi Zhang

Filed under: General News,Trailer — Tags: , — Michelle McCue @ 7:55 am

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Directed by acclaimed filmmaker Wong Kar Wai, THE GRANDMASTER is an epic action feature inspired by the life and times of the legendary kung fu master, Ip Man. The story spans the tumultuous Republican era that followed the fall of China’s last dynasty, a time of chaos, division and war that was also the golden age of Chinese martial arts.

Watch the brand new trailer below.

Filmed in a range of stunning locations that include the snow-swept landscapes of Northeast China and the subtropical South, THE GRANDMASTER features virtuoso performances by some of the greatest stars of contemporary Asian cinema, including Tony Leung and Ziyi Zhang.

The Weinstein Company will release the film in theaters on August 23rd.

http://thegrandmasterfilm.com/

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Photos: © 2013 The Weinstein Company. All Rights Reserved.

March 16, 2011

LEGEND OF THE FIST: THE RETURN OF CHEN ZHEN Trailer and First Poster

Presented in the original Cantonese version with English subtitles

Legendary Kung Fu hero Chen Zhen is an iconic cultural mainstay in China and Hong Kong, having spawned both record-breaking feature films and a TV series. Over the years, martial arts legends such as Bruce Lee (FIST OF FURY) and Jet Li (FIST OF LEGEND) have played the popular hero. In LEGEND OF THE FIST: THE RETURN OF CHEN ZHEN, Donnie Yen continues this rich historical legacy, but with a brand new take on the urban legend.

In 1920s China, the nation is divided by infighting.  Japan has become the most powerful force in Asia, taking over Northern Shanghai. With the city torn in half by international conflict, the popular nightclub “Casablanca” has become a hotbed of spies, mobsters, English officials and the Japanese military- all looking to gain control of the country, with little regard for what happens to its citizens.

Into this den of intrigue enters Chen Zhen (Donnie Yen), who has returned to China after fighting alongside the Allied forces in Europe, bringing some dark secrets from his past along with him. During the day, he’s known as “Ku”, and appears to be just another wealthy playboy. But at night, he takes to the street as a masked warrior, determined to subvert the Japanese invasion while becoming entangled with the sultry Kiki (Played by Shu Qi), who has a dangerous secret of her own.  When his past catches up to him, Zhen is faced with near impossible odds- but his skills are formidable, and he’s up to the challenge.

Combining the best of today’s martial arts and superhero action with the classic spy thrillers of the past (and a healthy dollop of film noir on top), LEGEND OF THE FIST is the rare action film that truly gives the audience something they’ve never seen before.

LEGEND OF THE FISTL THE RETURN OF CHEN ZHEN OPENS ON APRIL 22, 2011

July 22, 2009

Nokia Viral Video features Bruce Lee Coolness

Filed under: Badass Geek Stuff,General News,viral video — Tags: , , , , — Travis Keune @ 7:52 am

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This is super cool! Nokia has a couple of viral videos circulating on the Internet to promote their new N96 mobile device. The video features what appears to be archival footage of legendary martial arts master and all-around kick-ass cool dude Bruce Lee playing ping pong… with nunchucks! Granted, chances are this is probably not completely real (if at all) but, it’s still neat to watch. Enjoy…

June 24, 2009

Hump Day Horribleness: ‘Fist of Fear, Touch of Death’

Filed under: Humpday Horribleness — Tags: , , , — Kirk @ 8:01 am

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One of the great features over at the Internet Movie Database is the Bottom 100. Based on ratings viewers of the site give to various films, the worst of the worst films get put on this list. Some of them are on and off in a matter of days. Others stick around for the long haul, showing just how much suckage they truly emit.

It’s time to look at these movies and determine where they stand. Do they deserve to be on the Bottom 100 list? Are they not as bad as everyone says? Will they be off the list any time soon?

Here’s the breakdown for this week’s film:

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Title: ‘Fist of Fear, Touch of Death’

Release Date: September, 1980

Ranking on Bottom 100 (as of 6/24/2009): #37 (based on 816 votes)

Why it’s here: Imagine my amazement when I was scouring the IMDB bottom 100 and saw a Bruce Lee film on it. How could this be? Had the voters truly lost their minds on this one?

Of course, after watching the film, I now understand why it is here. Despite the marketing to the contrary, this isn’t a Bruce Lee film. Instead, it is a mockumentary about his life, death, and the martial arts match to determine his successor.

Adolph Caesar plays a TV anchorman who is covering the event. When we first see him, he is talking with martial arts promoter Aaron Banks. Banks believes Lee was murdered with a move called the “touch of death,” which kills the victim three to four weeks after being applied. The “murder” angle of the story goes absolutely nowhere, and you have to wonder why it was included at all.

Caesar talks to various martial arts “greats,” most of whom you’ve surely never even heard of, about Lee and the martial arts displays that are taking place behind them. The in-ring action includes Bill Louie plucking out an opponents eye and tossing it to the crowd, sound effects included.

All of this is spliced with a few interviews with Lee himself that are clearly cut up and dubbed. There are even a few skits involving Fred “The Hammer” Williamson oversleeping and Ron Van Clief foiling an attempted rape in a park. In fact, the film features not one, but two, attempted rapes in a park with one of our martial arts “greats” swooping in to save the day. The second of these features Bill Louie in a Kato get-up. The whole scene is ridiculously disconnected from the rest of the film, not that there’s much cohesion to be found otherwise. It does offer up some laughs as Louie flaunts his nunchuck and throwing star skills. After Louie leaves the scene, someone actually utters the words, “Who was that masked man?”

At one point, Caesar takes us back in time to show us Bruce Lee’s childhood and the life of the martial arts master’s great grandfather. We’ll get to this part of the film in the next section.

All in all, ‘Fist of Fear, Touch of Death’ is an atrocious attempt to bank on the name of a superstar. Matthew Mallinson served as the director on this film, and, if you’ve never heard his name before, it’s because this is the only film he’s ever made. There’s a reason for that.

This film would be one to watch as the cinematic train wreck that it is. It could offer up a number of laughs here and there were it not so painfully insulting to the star it is exploiting. At one point, Williamson talks to Caesar about how a match to determine Bruce Lee’s successor is an insult to Bruce Lee. Never mind the fact that the entire film is an insult to Bruce Lee.

Lowest of the low moments: This film is loaded with low moments, but the film nosedives into a mountainside through the middle segment where we are shown the “Bruce Lee Story.” Taking the ‘What’s Up, Tiger Lily?’ approach and dubbing English over found footage, this section depicts a young Bruce Lee who is “karate crazy” and whose family disregards his desire to go into the martial arts. These scenes incorporate Lee as a child on the TV show “Longstreet” and then his early performance in the film, ‘Thunderstorm.’

These scenes of Lee’s childhood play out like a God awful, black and white soap opera. The voice chosen for Lee is that of a whiny kid, and it almost makes you forget the idiocy of what is going on narratively. Almost.

This flashback segment also flashes back itself to show us Lee’s ancestor. According to this film, Lee’s great-grandfather was a…wait for it…Samurai warrior. If that doesn’t sound strange to you, it’s because you aren’t realizing that Bruce Lee is Chinese and Samurai are strictly Japanese. The scenes showing Lee’s Samurai ancestor are taken from the 1971 Samurai film, ‘Invincible Super Chan.’ These scenes actually don’t look all that bad, but none of that credit goes to the makers of this film. Instead, the nature of these scenes sucks whatever life ‘Invincible Super Chan’ had in it to begin with.

Will it ever get off the list: There is very little chance that ‘Fist of Fear, Touch of Death’ will ever get out of the IMDB bottom 100, nor should it. Its current position at 37 is a long way away from the top, and the film is nearly 30 years old. Three decades of pissing off fans of martial arts films is something you never want to do, and that is exactly what this film has done ever since it first came out. Not only is it insulting, not only is it horribly put together, it is downright boring. No level of cult status is ever going to help this film get off this list, and I, for one, have absolutely no problem with that.

April 1, 2009

Bruce Lee VS. Iron Man… Action Figure Style

Filed under: Comedy,Video — Tags: , — Scott @ 8:27 am

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Funny or Die has posted a ‘Bruce Lee VS Iron Man’ video..hilarious! check it out..

January 6, 2009

Bruce Lee’s Home will be a Museum

Filed under: Actors,Martial Arts,Movie Nostalgia — Tags: , , , — Travis Keune @ 12:50 pm

After a lengthy and heated battle by fans, the fate of Kung Fu legend Bruce Lee’s last home has been decided. The late film icon’s 5,700 square foot, two-story town house in Hong Kong will be preserved as a museum for tourists to enjoy.

For a while, it was feared the property would end up being converted into a “love motel” and disrespect the memory of it’s accomplished former resident. However, thanks to it’s current owner, real estate and hotel tycoon Yu Pang-lin, the decision was made to donate the property to the city where Lee made his fame.

Hong Kong’s Commerce and Economic Development Bureau said it agreed to preserve the “original outlook of the building and its features” with an aim to revitalize it for long-term sustainable operation as a tourism attraction.

Parts of the home will be re-created, including Lee’s study and training hall stacked with martial arts weaponry and other paraphernalia of his discipline.

[source: Hollywood Reporter]

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