‘Untraceable’ is Unbearable

Okay, I haven’t seen the movie yet, and I’m not sure I want to. Because, anyone who thought that it would be a good idea to make this the poster for their movie couldn’t have made a good movie, right?

How did they even think that it would be a good idea.

“Hey fellow movie poster designer guys, I’ve got an idea! Lets put a really dramatic picture of the main babe (Diane Lane) from our movie on the whole poster and then … are you ready for this … let’s put one of those finger thingies like when your mouse arrow changes to the finger thingie over her mouth. As if it’s saying ssshhhhhhhh. You know, because its a technology movie? Yeah? Yeah?? It’s Great Right??? ”

What the heck! Why didn’t someone slap that guy?

What do you think? Have you see the movie? Does it deserve the 15% it got on Rotten Tomatoes?

How did I miss that?

Every now and then I let a movie slip by me. I have a little running list of those movies that shouldn’t have gotten by me, but somehow did. Recently I saw a preview for The Ice Harvest on an old rental I had. I sat there thinking, “I love Cusack, I love Billy-Bob, I even liked them together in Pushing Tin, how did I not see this movie?”

Well I just put The Ice Harvest on my Blockbuster Online Queue and I’ll be watching it later this week. I’ll do a little write-up on it for the rest of you that missed it too.

My question for you is:

What must-see movie slipped by? What flick came and went before you had the chance to see it? Post a comment about it and I’ll check it out for you. I’ll even dedicate a post to you. Lets take a movie off your list.

DVD Release: Southland Tales

SOUTHLAND TALES (2006):

El Paso and Abilene, Texas have fallen victim to twin nuclear attacks on July 4, 2005 – a catastrophe of unimaginable proportions which sent America into war. The Patriot Act  has been upgraded to a new agency known as US-IDENT, which keeps constant tabs on citizens – even to the extent of censoring the Internet and using fingerprints in order to access computers and bank accounts. In order to be able to respond to a new-found fuel shortage, the German company Treer designs a generator of inexhaustible energy which is propelled by ocean currents, entitled “Fluid Karma.” Unbeknown to them, the generators alter the currents and cause the Earth to spiral out of control through space, ripping holes in the fabric of space and time.

In Los Angeles, a city on the brink of chaos, we follow the criss-crossed destinies of Boxer Santaros (Dwayne Johnson), an action film actor stricken with amnesia; Krysta Now (Sarah Michelle Gellar), ex-porn star in the midst of reconverting; and twin brothers Roland and Ronald Taverner (both played by Seann William Scott), whose destinies – on one evening – become intertwined with that of all mankind.Southland tales

Dwayne Johnson  as Boxer Santaros
Seann William Scott
  as Roland Taverner / Ronald Taverner
Sarah Michelle Gellar
as Krysta Now
Miranda Richardson
as Nana Mae Frost
Justin Timberlake
as Pilot Abilene
Wallace Shawn
  as Baron Von Westphalen
John Larroquette
  as Vaughn Smallhouse
Mandy Moore
  as Madeline Frost Santaros
Jon Lovitz
  as Bart Bookman
Kevin Smith
as Simon Theory
Will Sasso
  as Fortunio Balducci

The film premiered May 21, 2006 at the Cannes Film Festival, where it received a negative reception. After significant edits, the final version premiered at Fantastic Fest on September 22, 2007. It opened in wide release in California on November 14, 2007 and in Canada as well as nationwide in United States, in just 63 theaters, on November 16, 2007. The film opened in the United Kingdom on December 7, 2007.

This will be out on DVD this Tuesday 3/18 !

When will we quit ‘Stepping Up’ to ‘Feel the Noize’?

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Ok, First let me say how fucking tired I am of seeing these stupid dance movies. All which the same premise, stupid dance scenes, and a ridiculous Hip Hop soundtrack that is promoted more than the movie itself.

I first though of doing a top 10 list of the worst “dance movies” but..i couldnt because there are more than 10, and they are all bad.

PLEASE STOP THIS MADNESS kids and quit going to see them in theaters thus we will see them straight to DVD, and hopefully gone all together.

Blockbuster is evil..and stupid..

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and they are the equivalent to the creepy guy next door that tried to   mess around with your mom when your dad was out of town.

First let me tell you this. I have been in on the ground level of the Blockbuster Online Total Access pass, where you get 4 movies out at a time, plus unlimited in store exchanges for like $22 a month. Well a few months ago they did away with the 4 out at a time plan all together and the next best they offered was 3 out at a time for $25 a month. Well this pissed me off to no end, so I went to netflix. After missing being able to exchange my movies in store I canceled Netflix and went back to blockbuster. Well after having it for one month they upped the plan again to $35.99 a month, and didnt email me to tell me. WTF!! These guys are completely ridiculous. In the last year they have done away with the plan that I had, upped the price, and then upped the price again.

Blockbuster, you suck and netflix should open up video stores just to kick your asses.