45 Years of JAWS: Welcome to Amity, June 20th, 1975

This was the original tagline of what’s still a perfect film: “JAWS: See It Before You Go Swimming.” 45 years ago this weekend movie goers at their local cinemas were introduced to Bruce, the great white shark. JAWS sits at 98% on Rotten Tomatoes.

In his review Roger Ebert wrote: “Jaws” is a great adventure movie of the kind we don’t get very often any more. It’s clean-cut adventure, without the gratuitous violence of so many action pictures. It has the necessary amount of blood and guts to work — but none extra. And it’s one hell of a good story, brilliantly told.”

The film is streaming on HBO Max as well as it three follow-up movies.

The trailer’s ominous narration said, “There is a creature alive today who has survived millions of years of evolution, without change, without passion and without logic. It lives to kill – a mindless eating machine. It will attack and devour anything. It is as if God created the Devil, and gave him Jaws.”

The characters and the shark are Funko Pop figures that you can find over on Amazon. https://www.amazon.com/POP-Movies-Martin-Hooper-Figures/dp/B07P5RH3GS/ref=sr_1_9?dchild=1&keywords=funko+pop+jaws&qid=1592604584&sr=8-9

Read this in-depth article about the film https://musingsofamiddleagedgeek.blog/2020/06/13/jaws-1975-the-movie-that-invented-the-summer-blockbuster-turns-45/

Check out the collection over on MONDO: https://mondoshop.com/collections/jaws

For more on the anniversary check it out over The Daily Jaws https://thedailyjaws.com/jaws-45-year-anniversary

While fans celebrate the 45th anniversary, read my original article from June 2010 posted below.

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Martin, it’s all psychological. You yell barracuda, everybody says, “Huh? What?” You yell shark, we’ve got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July.

June 20, 1975 and the Summer Blockbuster was born. Opening night and I was a 9 year old kid sitting in the theater on the Berlin Turnpike in Newington, CT and scared shitless by what would later become my favorite film of all time. (Hey, that’s how we rolled in my house). After that evening, I became very wary of going down to the shore. 35 years later my love affair with the film is ever passionate and this trailer still manages to give me the creeps!

Being that its Father’s Day, I feel its safe to say that Chief Martin Brody is one of the best film Dads ever!

Winner of 3 Oscars including Best Score (John Williams), Editing (Verna Fields) and Best Sound and nominated for Best Picture (classy AMPAS!), today fans celebrate the 35th anniversary of JAWS. It was the summer movie that put Spielberg officially on the map and scared many, including this Connecticut native, from going swimming in 1975. While being one of the most quoted movies ever, including the memorable, “You’re gonna need a bigger boat,” and filled with unforgettable scenes, without a doubt Quint’s soliloquy is one of the finest in film history.

For JAWS enthusiasts today, the ultimate retrospective on JAWS is the documentary The Shark is Still Working.

Maybe one of these days I’ll get up the courage to go the FLOATING JAWS SCREENING where you watch JAWS while sitting in an inner tube in the deep, dark Lake Travis … AT NIGHT! Yeah right.

Happy 35th Birthday JAWS so Smile you son of a BITCH!

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JAWS: “See It Before You Go Swimming”

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Martin, it’s all psychological. You yell barracuda, everybody says, “Huh? What?” You yell shark, we’ve got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July.

June 20, 1975 and the Summer Blockbuster was born. Opening night and I was a 9 year old kid sitting in the theater on the Berlin Turnpike in Newington, CT and scared shitless by what would later become my favorite film of all time. (Hey, that’s how we rolled in my house). After that evening, I became very wary of going down to the shore. 35 years later my love affair with the film is ever passionate and this trailer still manages to give me the creeps!

Being that its Father’s Day, I feel its safe to say that Chief Martin Brody is one of the best film Dads ever!

Winner of 3 Oscars including Best Score, Editing and Best Sound and nominated for Best Picture (classy AMPAS!), today fans celebrate the 35th anniversary of JAWS. It was the summer movie that put Spielberg officially on the map and scared many, including this Connecticut native, from going swimming in 1975. While being one of the most quoted movies ever, including the memorable, “You’re gonna need a bigger boat,” and filled with unforgettable scenes, without a doubt Quint’s soliloquy is one of the finest in film history.

For JAWS enthusiasts today, the ultimate retrospective on JAWS is the documentary The Shark is Still Working. Check it out on Facebook and Twitter.

Maybe one of these days I’ll get up the courage to go the FLOATING JAWS SCREENING where you watch JAWS while sitting in an inner tube in the deep, dark Lake Travis … AT NIGHT! Yeah right.

Happy 35th Birthday JAWS so Smile you son of a BITCH!

Trailer Courtesy: Trailer Addict

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Geek Crush: Happy Birthday, M. Night Shyamalan!

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This marks the 10 year anniversary of “I see dead people.” That prophetic sentence was first uttered on August 6, 1999 with the release of the phenomenon, THE SIXTH SENSE, and the career of M. Night Shyamalan was truly born. Today is M. Night Shyamalan’s birthday and the 10th anniversary of THE SIXTH SENSE. Manoj Nelliyattu Shyamalan was born on August 6, 1970 in Pondicherry, India and after his birth, his parents, both doctors, moved the family to the United States where Night and his sister, Veena, grew up in the suburbs of Philadelphia. Night graduated from NYU film school and it was there that he made up the name “Night.” Shyamalan met his future wife, Bhavna Vaswani, a psychologist, in college. They married in 1993 and have two daughters.

Now while I realize that Night had previously directed PRAYING WITH ANGER (in film school) and WIDE AWAKE (1998), 1999’s THE SIXTH SENSE is assuredly his first successful foray into Hollywood. It tells the story about a boy who can communicate with the dead, desperately wanting the help of child psychologist, Bruce Willis, with underlying themes of faith and love of family. Make no mistake, it’s no coincidence that the film was released on Night’s birthday. Night totally believed in the film and thought that releasing it on his birthday was good luck. The movie eventually went on to do over $1 billion dollars in worldwide box office, TV rights, and DVD sales. It gave Night the right to final cut, when his movies would be released around the world, where he’d shoot his films, which actors would be hired, and how the trailers and posters would look. Most importantly, all his films would contain the “above the title credit “Written and Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.”

No other director can make that type of claim. THE SIXTH SENSE was nominated for six Academy Awards, including Best Director, Best Picture, Best Original Screenplay, Best Editing, Best Supporting Actor for Haley Joel Osment, and Best Supporting Actress for Toni Collette. It went 0 for 6 at the Oscars in 2000. The film’s worldwide gross was $672,806,292.

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It seemed like everyone held their collective breath with the release of Night’s next film, UNBREAKABLE (2000). Once again starring Bruce Willis, it was the story of a ordinary man who discovers that he’s a superhero and draws the correlation between the real world and comic book myth. UNBREAKABLE went on to gross $248,118,121 worldwide.

With the release of SIGNS (2002), Newsweek crowned Night as the next Spielberg on their August 5, 2002 cover – the first director EVER on the cover of Newsweek, I might add. Producer Frank Marshall said, “SIGNS was more about faith and less about invading aliens and crop circles.” Night made tons of money for Disney and its shareholders with a whopping $408,247,917 in worldwide ticket sales.

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The critics were like circling vultures, just waiting for Night to stumble and they thought he had with the release of THE VILLAGE (2004). An 1880’s village has to battle threats encircling them as well as within….what will bring out the dark side of people. Roger Ebert was beyond contempt when he wrote, “A colossal miscalculation, a movie based on a premise that cannot support it, a premise so transparent it would be laughable were the movie not so deadly solemn.” Jeez, why don’t you carve out the guy’s heart while you’re at it? It would see $256,697,520 worldwide.

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In 2006, sportswriter, Michael Bamberger released “The Man Who Heard Voices: Or, How M. Night Shyamalan Risked His Career on a Fairy Tale.” It was a must-read that summer for M. Night devotees (me included). In the book, told from Night’s point-of-view and with his full cooperation, Bamberger followed him around and watched the production of LADY IN THE WATER from beginning to end and provided a fascinating look at one of Hollywood’s most imaginative directors.

LADY IN THE WATER (2006) was Night’s bedtime story about about a mythical creature who comes in contact with the tenants of an apartment complex and that everything happens for a purpose.

Certainly the most interesting part of the book is when Disney gave Night the brush off, like he was some 3rd rate hack director, and were very critical of his LADY IN THE WATER script. Feeling like they were rejecting him, Night promptly walked right over to Warner Brothers. Bamberger let the readers into the heart-breaking, challenging time for Shyamalan – he went through a lot of emotional garbage.

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Okay, so LADY IN THE WATER was not your conventional 3-act play, but it was unique in that it was original and not some re-imagining or rehashing of someone else’s film. LADY IN THE WATER took in a modest $72,785,169.

THE HAPPENING (2008) was Night’s first R-rated movie and – shocker! – failed to impress most critics. Surprisingly, Roger Ebert loved the film and wrote, “Shyamalan’s approach is more effective than smash-and-grab plot-mongering…I suspect I’ll be in the minority in praising this film.” Night was very methodical in his story about the end of humans and how one man deals with his impending demise. Released on Friday the 13th, THE HAPPENING went on to gross $163,403,799 worldwide.

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After watching the series with his family, Night decided upon Nickelodeon’s THE LAST AIRBENDER as his next film. The first of the fantasy trilogy, THE LAST AIRBENDER will be released on July 2, 2010. As with all his other movies, it will be written, directed, and produced by M. Night Shyamalan.

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Some final points about the director. PRAYING WITH ANGER is the only one of Night’s films to be shot outside of Pennsylvania. Night is not afraid to cast himself in a cameo as Alfred Hitchcock always did in his films and he always collaborates with composer James Newton Howard for all his film scores. After the “gotcha” conclusion of THE SIXTH SENSE, Night’s name has become synonymous with the twist-ending. Even today, Shyamalan’s name alone still sells a movie and he has faith in everything he writes and directs. For an in-depth look at Night, check out this website on his films.

So from a fellow Leo, Happy Birthday to M. Night Shyamalan. “There Are No Coincidences.”

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Geek Crush: Greta Gerwig

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If you are a fan of   “mumblecore” (micro budget movies shot on digital handheld cameras) movies then you have probably seen something that Greta Gerwig has been in. She was in the amazing ‘Baghead‘ last year which really tossed her on the mainstream radar. Recently she has been cast in Noah Baumbach’s ‘Greenburg’ which will also star Ben Stiller. This is a pretty big step up from making movies shot on a digital handycam even if they are great flicks.

If you haven’t seen ‘Baghead’ or ‘Hannah Takes the Stairs’ then you are missing out and need to run out and BUY them because you need this girl in your life.

Geek Crush: Brenna Lee Roth

With her upcoming role in ‘The Road’ we thought it was a good time to feature Brenna Lee Roth as our geek crush. She currently has 6 movies that are completed/in post production so expect to start seeing a lot more of her on the big screen with not only in ‘The Road’, but also ‘Adventureland’, ‘Dog’, and ‘Hollywood & Wine’.

For those of you that haven’t seen her before, go out and visit her Myspace page, or check out her IMDB.

Review: ‘The Duchess’

Zac:

Keira Knightley stars in this new period film that keeps a quick pace, doesn’t try to be overly eloquent and pompous and strikes a cord at being kind of a new breed of costume drama that was most recently seen with Marie Antoinette, for a very successful experience.
Georgiana (Knightley) was daughter of a wealthy family who sets her up with the Duke of Devonshire (Ralph Fiennes) who is an older and unmarried man who is looking to produce a male error first and foremost with Georgiana.   The marriage does not go on like a fairy tale like Georgiana expected and her desires and curiosity are peaked by her close friend Bess Foster (Hayley Atwell) who shows her that there is more to marriage then reproduction.   I can’t really go into the plot much further, but the film doesn’t really pull any huge twists on your, and projects things well while subtly telling the story as it moves along over the years.
The film is sharply made and almost never drags, which is a great accomplishment for a costume period piece.   The film is rarely dull and always looks wonderful, while capturing the look and feel of the time extremely well.   The costume work is phenomenal as is the elaborate hair that Keira shows off will drive the ladies crazy I am sure.   The story itself is also a nice little piece of history that most people probably are un-aware of and remains entertaining even without being wound in and out of the times of the era, and stands well on its own as just the story of a woman and struggles with love and family.
The acting in the film is also top notch even with the absence of any real stars outside the male and female leads.   Keira Knightley does a solid job as the title character and does a very good job of selling us on our conflicting desires towards love and family.   She carries such a strong presence in the film and never comes across as to fancy or bawdy, it that is a relief to this reviewer.   Ralph Fiennes steals the show though, as he owns every scene he is in, and nails the wealthy and established male mindset of the age.   The job of a man in a high position of royalty is to make sure his name carries on and his concerns may be little beyond that with his wife, and while his attitude is poor and mean towards her, he doesn’t necessarily mean too, he just doesn’t know any better.   And Fiennes captures that perfectly as his absurdity is hilarious and his manner is frustrating, but his character is ultimately sad to us because he is oblivious as to how he should treat his wife.   Hayley Atwell is a relative new comer and she holds her own very well with the two quality actors already listed, but her character gets mixed up in an awkward mix of what she really is to these people, and her character and many things surrounding her and the Duchess come across as a bit unbelievable.   Though, like I said, I don’t think that is her fault as much as the handling and complexity of the person in real life.   Dominic Cooper also does an admirable job Charles Grey, and while he doesn’t have a lot to work with, he does a fine job.
The Duchess in the end is an entertaining, beautifully shot, acted and crafted piece of cinema.   The premise isn’t anything ground breaking or original, but it is definitely a better entry in the genre.   Outside a bit of a mishandling of Bess’s character, the film works great from pretty much start to finish, and is almost always engaging.   If you are a fan of the costume period drama, this one will not disappoint and there is plenty of humor and a great little story to win over those that might be turned off by the same old period material, as this is a breath of fresh air to the genre.

[rating: 4/5]

Melissa:

OK, we all know that Keira Knightley is quite the attractively blessed individual. Whew! That’s out of the way! So wipe the drool from your mouth as I begin my review of “The Duchess”.

Knightley stars in the true story of a young girl, Georgiana Spencer, who is thrilled to be marrying the Duke of Devonshire (Ralf Fiennes), only to be trapped in a loveless marriage filled with adultery and betrayal as she tries to bare a son to the throne. She is celebrated among her people for her beauty, sense of style, and her charisma (Keira Knightley playing an attractive person?! NO WAY!!!). Her idealistic views such as freedom for all people, including those outside of her decadent Whig Party, soon leads her into the arms of Charles Grey (Dominic Cooper), a lifelong friend turned politician who fights for those same freedoms.

Being a period piece, the only thing that really sets this apart from the other corset wearing, adultery and betrayal films portraying the same time period is that this is based on the true story of Georgiana Cavendish (June 7, 1757-March 30, 1806) as portrayed in the book “Georgiana: Duchess of Devonshire” by Amanda Foreman. She was a political woman, much like in the movie, in a time where women were not given certain freedoms, such as the right to vote. Yet she used her influences to try and make a difference in her surrounding world.

There’s only one thing that was slightly odd to me. They were so concerned with freedom and the common man’s rights, but I don’t recall the servants speaking one time, unless it was such a trivial line that I don’t remember.

The movie will, at the very least, gain credit for the elaborate and intricate costumes. Georgiana does not repeat one single dress, and each is crafted to perfection with beautiful details! It was a marvel to look at!

Even though it does not stand out much from other films that cover this period, it’s still entertaining and enjoyable.   It’s hard not to fall in love with Georgiana and cheer for her happiness.

… and Keira Knightley is hot! There! Are you happy!!!

[rating:3.5/5]

Spy Thriller “Edwin A. Salt” To Get A Sex Change.

Angelina Jolie is in talks to replace Tom Cruise as the lead in Columbia’s spy thriller “Edwin A. Salt”.  A definite upgrade in this Geek’s opinion.   “Salt” is about a CIA agent who must prove she is not a Russian sleeper spy out to assassinate the President. Phillip Noyce remains as the director with Lorenzo di Bonaventura and Sunil Perkash producing. Kurt Wimmer is rewriting the script to reflect the change in lead and new title should follow. Perhaps “Edwina A Salt” …just a thought. I’m sure with this films history of directors coming and going like a revolving door, there will be more to come on this story.

Geek Crush: Stifler’s Mom

Everyone has been in the scenario … you are hanging out at a friend’s house and his/her mom is SUPER hot. Well, that was the case in American Pie. Steve Stifler’s mom (played by Jennifer Coolidge) is a sexy, seductress in the movie and poor little Paul Finch (played by Eddie Kaye Thomas) just can’t seem to resist her. He lays on whatever 17 year old charm he can muster up, and goes in for the kill on her. Now come on, while this was happening you all had flashbacks about what it would be like to land one of your friend’s hot moms … just thinking about it now gets you all “sex crazed and retard strong” (thanks Clerks II).

Her role in the movie essentially launched the term MILF (Mom I’d like to $#*&) into its huge existence today. You can find this term in several movies, and has been the name of countless XXX flicks.

Where would you guys rate Stifler’s mom on a scale of 1-10 for geek crush? At the time of this movie i had her at an 8, now id put her at a 6

Geek Crush: Mena Suvari

This is the first installment of our newest feature that will profile the ladies in film and TV that have all of us geeks grasping for more, and making it onto our ‘Geek Crush’ lists. I will attempt to feature one of these every week, but I need your help on who to feature.

You all remember the classic rose petal scene from American Beauty, which put her in the hearts of all of us geek guys. She played the slutty high school girl who flirted around with older guys and was essentially just a big tease. Then she played the conservative choir girl in American Pie, and young college girl who was sleeping with her professor in The Loser.

Well, recently she hasn’t done any movies to really put her in the spotlight, but pictures of her at the beach, and randomly pumping gas have made her stock rise again. Not just because she is in a bikini, but the fact that her ass has grown about three times the size it was (or, at least what I remember). It looks like she got butt implants and if that’s the case, her surgeon should win an award. For those of you that are interested you can go out and see a SLEW of pictures of Mena in skimpy bikini’s and the like.

Also, while sorting through her IMDB page, I think she has done more movies with the name “American” in it, than any other person … ever. American Beauty, American Pie, American Pie 2, and American Virgin. Damn … thats patriotic.