The Superhero Paradox

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By Marc Butterfield

We live in what I consider to be the golden age of the “superhero movie”.  Picking nits, I will say that just because a character is taken from the pages of a comic book, it doesn’t mean that they were a super hero.

“Watchmen” had only one true super in the group, and the rest, even in the book (we nerds call them books, not comics, because that term is antiquated and ill fitting to describe the true content of the stories, most of which are far from comedic) the Watchmen were aware that they were costumed adventurers and vigilantes, but none of them were “super”.  And so, many of the characters in these movies are not super, but they hang with that clique.  Black Widow and Hawkeye take a lot of grief in the Avengers movies because they are not super.

When asked by the Flash in the Justice League movie “what exactly is your super power?”, Batman says “I’m rich”. (clip)  Note: my inner fanboy found that a little funny, but mostly showed a complete misunderstanding of the Batman character to even think that line works.  I’ll digress in to that in another piece, in detail, angrily, probably while binging on Doritos and coffee, in full nerd fury.  Just not here, not now.  It’s too soon.

So back to the reason for this article to start with: someone wrote that the superhero genre of movies has become flooded, and will reach an end, too much sameness, like Westerns, it’s time will pass.  You know, I couldn’t agree less with this statement.  Not because I’m a comic nerd who is too devoted to the very genre and blind to its shortcomings (yes, there are some), but because the statement is just factually and philosophically flawed.  If you see the diversity in comics, especially in the last 2 decades, you see not just white men in tights fighting each other and giant robots (I still like ANYONE fighting robots), but instead you see a wide range of men and women, some minors, and all with color.

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Back in the 80’s when they tried to diversify by just taking old characters and replacing them with black men, using the same names as the characters they were replacing (I’m talking to you Iron Man and Green Lantern), or they had to have their skin color in their name (Black Lightning and Black Manta), or revert to racial stereotypes to show you their nationality or race (how many Native American characters are just trackers?) which were clearly just lazy attempts at pretending to add spice without real content.  I’ll give you that the TV series Black Lightning shows how much they’ve grown that character, and in the Arrowverse we have a great mix, but these are TV shows, not movies.  Again…this subject is for another time. Stop digressing, dammit.

No, these days comics have characters that are more than just “superheroes”.  They are more complex, their stories are not just about detectives, or aliens from another world saving us (or attacking us), but rather more about taking the ordinary and adding a circumstance or character that throws everything out of balance, and making it work.  Cowboys and Aliens, Men in Black, and Tank girl are comic book adaptations.  The first MiB movie is a classic now.  I use these to show that there is no shortage of material from comic books.

Even in just the Marvel universe, there is a vast array of untapped potential, something that Marvel studios seems to be aware of with offerings of New Mutants.  Their Netflix and other network shows (sorry Inhumans, I never even got a chance to see you, and that’s regrettable) show that some of it is even borderline great. DC has a vast store of characters that are extremely interesting. In the hands of the right director/writer, many of these could be huge commercial successes, as GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY showed.

So yeah, there is a lot of yet untapped material from comics, and I stand firmly by that comment. Running out of ideas? Dude, if you think that, you are showing a bias against a respected format of story telling that translates very well to film. Yes, there are some early failures in the genre, Hell the first Captain America movie is STILL the worst movie I’ve ever seen.  (no, not the Chris Evans movie…you have to go back to the 80’s for that flop), and many, MANY of the early movies just flat out sucked, but then we started getting serious attempts at quality, starting in the 70’s with SUPERMAN, THE MOVIE (followed by lots of crappy, low budget, half-hearted attempts), but then again in 1989 with BATMAN, we started getting some great ones. BLADE was amazing.

Let’s stop with the “the well is dry” nonsense. These stories are set in everywhere, every time, with characters quite independent of cookie cutter capes and camp. Read with an open mind, and you’ll find the universe of comics hasn’t even begun to be explored.

Badass Geek Stuff: Last Exit to Nowhere Movie T-Shirts!

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Anyone of you guys can wear a shirt your favorite movie, but REAL movie geeks are into super obscure references and brand names from their favorite movies. Now there is a T-Shirt company that takes care of the hard work for you and sells shirts that feature fictional brand names and locations from dozens of cult sci-fi, horror and comedy movies. Like what you ask? Well how about a shirt based on the fictional therapy featured in ‘A Clockwork Orange’:

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or how about Winchester Tavern from ‘Shaun of the Dead’:

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Yeah, Last Exit to Nowhere has you covered on the most obscure movie references of all time! They also sell shirts from movies like ‘The Goonies’, ‘Alien’, ‘Hot Fuzz’, ‘This is Spinal Tap’, ‘The Big Lebowski’ and a ridiculous amount of other films. You can check them out on http://lastexittonowhere.com

These guys exist just to make you look like a badass movie geek! You need to get over there and buy some shirts before I buy them all!

Badass Geek Stuff: Dutch Southern Stock Carpenter T-Shirt

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If you know anything about me, then you know that I am a huge John Carpenter fan.   Everything the guy has done, I have to watch and I’m predestined to enjoy it.   Even schlock like ‘Ghosts of Mars’ and miserably directed pieces of work like ‘Pro-Life,’ I can’t help but enjoying on a principle level.

So you can imagine the tears of joy when I was directed to the new t-shirt from Dutch Southern.   It honors some of the best of Carpenter’s work, and creates the basis for what I think would be the perfect movie.

Here’s the description:

And they’re off.   A stock car race with some of the best from John Carpenter’s cannon.

1st Place: Dr. Loomis driving Burton’s rig, MacReady riding shotgun, Nada and Burton standing guard, and Lo Pan just seconds away from eating the Pork Chop Express.

2nd Place: the Duke in his Lincoln, Starman serving as co-pilot, and Snake surfing.

3rd Place: Christine, manned by an Alien and a Thing with Michael Myers making an escape from Smith’s Grove.

And if you look close enough in their dust you’ll see The Fog people, the Statue of Liberty, The Three Storms, and a jack-o-lantern.   Get your motor running and your very own Stock Carpenter today.

The shirt is designed by Ray Frenden and comes in sizes small to 3XL for guys, small to XL for girls.   They run $20 and come printed on American Apparel tees.   Check out the official site for ordering here, and thanks to our boys over at Cinematical for giving us the heads up.

Oh, and by the way, my birthday is only five, short months away.

Badass Geek Stuff: ‘Troll 2’ T-Shirts

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Who hasn’t seen TROLL 2? OK, for all of you who raised your hands, sit down. You’re no longer cool! Oh, don’t cry. It’s OK, I’ve got a way for you to redeem yourself. It’s a two-step process, so get your pen and paper handy and take notes.

Step 1: Go rent TROLL 2 and watch it now!

Step 2: Now that you’ve seen the “best worst movie” of all-time, show your love for the film by picking up your very own TROLL 2 t-shirt.

These nifty TROLL 2 t-shirts, available in black or green, are for sale online at Mondo.

Nokia Viral Video features Bruce Lee Coolness

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This is super cool! Nokia has a couple of viral videos circulating on the Internet to promote their new N96 mobile device. The video features what appears to be archival footage of legendary martial arts master and all-around kick-ass cool dude Bruce Lee playing ping pong… with nunchucks! Granted, chances are this is probably not completely real (if at all) but, it’s still neat to watch. Enjoy…

Badass Geek Stuff: Mezco-Style Jay & Silent Bob!

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With the coming once again of Comic Con, the coolness starts rolling out! One of the coolest things I’ve seen already (thanks to @ThatKevinSmith on twitter) is this pair of Mezco-style custom Jay and Silent Bob figures by Kyle Robinson on deviantART. These were specially designed for San Diego Comic Con 2009. Cool, huh?

Check out more about these figures and all the other badass custom character figures by Kyle Robinson by going to KyleRobinsonCustoms on deviantART

Mondo Tee’s is having 20% off sale through Memorial day

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When we were in Austin for SXSW and seeing movies at the Alamo Drafthouse theaters, it seemed like a good idea to spend every $ we had inside Mondo Tee’s. I seriously spent the money I had packed away in case we ran out of toilet paper, thats how freaking awesome their tee’s are.

Well they are having a Memorial day sale so you can get 20% off instore and online, this from their blog:

It’s Memorial Day Weekend and that means that we are going to have a MEGA SALE! Come by 1120 S. Lamar Blvd. tomorrow through Monday night and get some crazy good deals as we are bringing back the RUMMAGE SALE. We’ll have all kinds of odditites and one of a kind items for you to choose from. Shirts will start from as low as $5 so you don’t want to miss this.

Also, take 20% off everything in-store and online! That includes the new DEADLY SPAWN shirts, all Mark Todd products and Badass Cinema shirts, our porn tees and last but certainly not least, all posters and art prints!

I dont know what you are waiting for, get your ass over there and buy some of some tshirts and posters or else you definitely arent a hipster like Neil Miller from FilmSchoolRejects.com:

‘The Simpsons’ get the mugs on U.S. Stamps

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If you weren’t already aware of this, the U.S. Post Office will be hiking up the price of stamps, once again. The new run of first-class stamps will go from $0.42 each to the new rate of $0.44 each. However, to ease your troubled minds about this economically-relevant news, the Post Office revealed on Thursday a sneak peek at their new ‘Simpsons’ stamps, which will be available starting May 7, 2009.

“This is the biggest and most adhesive honor ‘The Simpsons’ has ever received,” said creator and executive producer Matt Groening. — Hollywood Reporter

Fans are encouraged to vote for their favorite ‘Simpsons’ character on the website and they can also pre-order the stamps and register to win a limited edition ‘Simpsons’ poster, signed by Matt Groening.

Excited? Buy your stamps here.

[source: Hollywood Reporter]

“The Dude” Obama style poster

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I missed the boat on this one yesterday, but Pete at /Film posted this print that Ben Swift did for ‘The Big Lebowski’ and I am in love with it. This needs to be on my wall and if it isn’t I will probably kill over. These are completely sold out right now but ask and we might receive more prints.

Super Badass Geek Stuff: I triple dog dare you not to love these ‘Christmas Story’ goodies!

We all know it… We all love it… and if you don’t, well… I’m not sure I know what to say to you. ‘A Christmas Story’ is a modern classic of Christmas movies, to many a staple (including myself) of the holiday season. For many like myself, it’s the best Christmas movie ever made and can relate to so much in the movie. So, as movie geeks, what do we do when we REALLY like a movie? We look for cool geek stuff to show how obsessed we are with that movie… that’s what!

1. So, now you’ve got your Christmas tree up and standing proud, but it’s looking a little naked. Before you go for the typical boring round glass ornaments, why not personalize your tree with memories of the greatest Christmas movie of all time? That’s right, turn your holiday pine into ‘A Christmas Story’ shrine! [Yeah, that’s right… I rhymed.] These ornaments are part of the Hallmark series or ornaments and there are three to choose from: the leg lamp in crate (actually lights up), Ralphie in his aunt’s pink bunny costume and Flick being triple-dog-dared to stick his tongue to the flag pole. There was actually a fourth of little brother Randy in his “can’t put my arms down” coat, but it’s long since sold out.

2. Maybe you’ve been asking yourself the following question, “What on Earth shall we do when we’re not eating, napping, opening presents, eating, napping or watching ‘A Christmas Story’ during the holiday?” Never fear, Milton Bradley is here! That’s right… you have two, count ’em two board games to choose from. If you feel like recreating your favorite Christmas movie on a folding cardboard square with little plastic leg lamps you can play the official ‘A Christmas Story’ board game. Or, if you feel like killing a lot more time [because we all know how long it takes to finish one game of Monopoly] then try your hands at the movie-themed version of he classic Monopoly board game, complete with pewter game pieces of the leg lamp, bar of soap, broken glasses, fragile crate, bunny suit and the old man’s car.

3. Have you ever found yourself bored with the same old Christmas lights that you see everywhere, clear, blue and multi-colored strings of tiny incandescent bulbs that glow and maybe even flicker? Sure, they’re pretty and all, but sometimes you want something more… like, a leg in a fish net stocking! Yeah, that’s it! Thanks to Meca, your dreams can now come true. Meca is a toy company and what appears to be one of their most popular seasonal items are ‘A Christmas Story’ themed products, including a leg lamp night light for you to find you way in the dark and a string of little leg lamp Christmas lights to “spice up” that dreary Christmas tree display.

4. Bobbleheads, Bobbleheads, BOBBLEHEADS!!! What collection would be complete without bobbleheads? Available are various sizes and versions of Ralphie, Ralphie’s dad and even a leg lamp bobbleheadshade. Or, if you’re not into the head knocking action of the springy-necked toys, then you can always pickup the complete set of Parker family action figures, including mom, dad, Randy, Ralphie and of course, the leg lamp.

5. Finally, what fan of ‘A Christmas Story’ doesn’t own a copy of the DVD? Well, it may be time to upgrade from that old paper case version to the recently released two-disc collector’s edition in the limited edition cookie tin, that includes a collectible book about the movie, a recipe book, an exclusive cooking apron and a set of four cookie cutters; including the leg lamp, bunny costume, the Parker’s house and the Christmas star tree topper.