Movie Melting Pot… ‘Dante 01’ (France, 2008)

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Have you ever been really excited about seeing a movie based on you past experience with a filmmaker, only to be mostly disappointed and become frustrated by your wasted enthusiasm? Well, that’s sort of what my experience with Marc Caro’s newest film ‘Dante 01’ was like.

If you’re not familiar with the name, Marc Caro co-directed ‘Delicatessen’ and ‘The City of Lost Children’ with Jean-Pierre Jeunet, but ‘Dante 01’ is Caro’s first feature film in ten years and he’s gone solo this time. The dark fairy tale fantasy elements that made ‘Delicatessen’ and ‘The City of Lost Children’ such fascinating experiences are absent in this science fiction thriller that attempts to draw more on Jeunet’s style and tone for ‘Alien: Resurrection’.

‘Dante 01’ takes place in the future. The title refers to a remote incarceration station deep into remote space that orbits around a fiery molten planet. The station houses two doctors, three security guards and seven mentally unstable criminal inhabitants. The station resembles a structure made of Rubik’s cube-like blocks with levels referred to as “circles of Hell” as the story is loosely based on Dante’s Inferno, although “loosely” is a term used here with much creative license.

A new prisoner arrives at Dante 01 accompanied by a new doctor Elisa (Linh Dan Pham) and is introduced into the world of it’s psychologically disturbed residents. Elisa attempts to encourage the residing doctors to embrace her new protocols for treatments, but Persephone (Simona Maicanescu) is already beginning to fear the worst for the entire station as the new prisoner, given the name Saint Georges (Lambert Wilson) by his fellow crazies, hides a secret and powerful force within himself. The cast also includes the regular Dominic Pinon (Delicatessen) as one of the seven inmates.

While the backstory of what happened to Saint Georges prior to his incarceration on Dante 01 is dealt with on minimal level, it is revealed that he was found on a ship alone and covered in blood and that he encountered some powerful alien force. Now, held on Dante 01, the “force” is taking him over and will ultimately bring upon the fate of everyone on board. The characters in ‘Dante 01’ are not very well developed and not a single character in the film inspires any empathy or likability from the viewer. Watching ‘Dante 01’ is sort of like watching ‘The Faces of Death’ in that you have no real interest in the characters other than to see the details of their inevitable deaths.

‘Dante 01′ is not all bad, though, despite my distaste for the story and disappointment with the overall outcome. Visually, the movie is actually very engaging and creative. The production design and cinematography are dark and morbid, as opposed to being cold and sterile as was the direction in George Lucas’ ‘THX-1100’, which was another futuristic film with lots of bald people. ‘Dante 01’ has the visual feel and tension of ‘Cube’ combined with the shadow-rich lighting and rich color palette of Jeunet and Caro’s previous two films.

Even with a small budget, ‘Dante 01’ manages to develop some great set design and special effects, even if they aren’t put to the best use. As the story develops further and the events unfold, the use of special effects increase to further enhance the interpretation of what is happening to Saint Georges. By the end of the film, ‘Dante 01’ begins to feel a bit like a French remake of Kubrick’s ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’ with it’s solitary depictions of Saint Georges, heavily entrenched in mesmerizing special effects sequences intended to convey the state of his mind and being as he drifts in space, approaching his own fate.

Caro clearly has taken much influence from his previous experiences on films with Jeunet as well as influences from other films to piece together what could be called his first widely released solo venture. In all honesty, the cast did a fine job with the story they had to work with, but Pinon (as usual) tends to stand out. All things aside, ‘Dante 01’ only manages to maintain interest through it’s visual appeal and would otherwise have failed on a more complete level than it did.

The 100-minute ‘Dante 01’ DVD released under the Dimension Extreme banner on April 21, 2009 and features the original French audio along with English and Spanish subtitles and an English dubbed track, which is quite a rare thing to appear on a French film. Aside from the movie itself, the only real perk of the DVD is a making-of featurette which is actually fairly interesting, maintaining the same hypnotic musical score by Raphael Elig and Eric Wenger that presides over the film.

Gotta See… ‘The Good, the Bad and the Weird’

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‘The Good, the Bad and the Weird’ is a movie high on my must see list right now. Directed by South Korean filmmaker Ji-woon Kim (A Tale of Two Sisters), this looks to be yet another example of why the action films of the East are proving to leave most of Hollywood in their dust. The films coming out of Korea, Japan, China and even Thailand are showing exponential talent, promise and kinetic energy that just rarely appears in American action flicks. ‘The Good, the Bad and the Weird’ trailer is filled with excitement, incredible action and choreography and what looks to be a fun-filled, well-told story.

Plot Synopsis: The story of three Korean outlaws in 1940s Manchuria and their rivalry to possess a treasure map while being pursued by the Japanese army and Chinese bandits.

Duncan Jones returns from ‘Moon’ and heads into ‘The Deep’

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Still the focus of some major buzz surrounding his science-fiction film ‘Moon’, director Duncan Jones has announced his second feature film directorial outing. Jones will helm the adaptation of the non-fiction book ‘Escape From the Deep’ for Brilliant Films. The book, written by Alex Kershaw, tells the amazing story of a legendary WWII submarine that sank as the result of a torpedo malfunction and the nine men who survived being stranded at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean by swimming back to the surface without suffering “the bends”. While this film appears to be quite different from ‘Moon’ on the surface, but there may be some similar underlying thematic elements at play here.

[source: Hollywood Reporter]

CineVegas 2009 Preview: ‘In The Loop’

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CineVegas 2009 is right around the corner (next week to be precise), and We Are Movie Geeks are going to be there in full force. Throughout the festival, which runs from June 10th through the 15th, we are going to be bringing you all the coverage you need including reviews, interviews, party breakdowns, and red carpet premiere coverage.

This week, we are going to break down some of the more anticipated films of the fest. One of the early film’s to screen at CineVegas is from the UK called ‘In the Loop.’ It’s a satirical political comedy about the events and dialogue leading up to war, with the unpredictable flair of ‘The Office’.

Here is the film’s official synopsis:

If Armando Iannucci’s political farce about the road to war through the corridors of power weren’t so funny, it would be utterly terrifying. When a British cabinet minister, Simon Foster, comments publicly that he thinks war is “unforeseeable,” the result is an immediate bollocking from Malcolm Tucker, the prime minister’s testy bulldog pushing for war. Unable to clarify his position, Simon is sent to Washington, where, trying desperately to be important, he meets Karen Clark, a U.S. State Department official, and General Miller, who see him as a transatlantic partner in building a consensus against war. They search for a secret war committee, led by Karen’s hawkish colleague, Linton Barwick. And as farce demands, all parties eventually converge for a climactic shuffle between rooms, in this case at the United Nations. Wickedly sardonic and filled with secrets, lies, leaks, plugs, and faulty intelligence and walls, IN THE LOOP leads us behind closed doors to reveal bungling bureaucrats entangled in petty rivalries, obsequious aides jockeying for favor, and the Keystone Cops of government, including a minister who hopes there’s no war because it’s bad enough coping with the Olympics.

The movie looks to be both a revealing and terrifying interpretation of the behind-the-scenes goings on leading to war as well as a comedic farce that will have us laughing out loud while trembling on the inside. One thing for sure, I can already picture James Gandolfini as a General… good times!

‘In the Loop’ will screen on Thursday, June 11 at 11:30 am.

Review: ‘Silent Venom’

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If you’re looking for a sound financial investment in today’s weakened market, might I suggest dropping your investment dollars into a new sure-fire, fail-safe opportunity that has proven itself stable and consistent? The trend of killer animal movies has never been stronger and perhaps the most attractive killer animal movie sub-genre is with snakes. I say this because, without fail, producers continue to produce killer snake movies and that means they must be making money because no producer goes into a production such as these without knowing a profit is to be had.

‘Silent Venom’ is just one of the newest additions to this genre of DVD goldmines. Veteran schlock-maestro Fred Olen Ray (Evil Toons) directed ‘Silent Venom’, which is a slight stray from some of his more typical films, such as ‘Teenage Cavegirl’ and ‘Tarzeena: Jiggle in the Jungle’. Of course, you may not of heard of him as these Skin-A-Max blockbusters were directed under his pseudonym Nicholas Medina.

The movie stars Luke Perry as disgraced Lt. Commander James O’Neill, who is given one final redeeming mission as delivery boy of a decommissioned submarine being sold to Taiwan. Perry has been suffering a real slump ever since ‘John From Cincinnati’ was cancelled, although some would say it’s been longer than that. While en route to Taiwan, O’Neill’s crew is ordered to divert their mission and rendezvous at Manku Island off the Chinese coast to rescue two military research scientists before a massive Chinese Naval maneuver threatens them and their top secret research.

So, where do the snakes come into play, you ask? Well, can’t you read between the lines? The snakes ARE the top secret research, of course. Dr. Andrea Swanson (Krista Allen) and her beady-eyed assistant Jake (Louis Mandylor) are conducting research on snake venom as a potential life-saver for soldiers against bio-chemical weapons. When their research on the island is threatened, Dr. Swanson orders Jake to destroy the experiments and save only four of the native snakes. Ah, but you know Jake, the opportunistic little weasel he is decides to “sneak” all twenty snakes on board their rescue submarine with hopes of getting rich off selling these rare snakes on the black market.

Need I go any further? As you could imagine, the story takes a relatively obvious direction from here and you might as well fill in the blanks yourself, unless you actually decide to go rent the DVD and see for yourself, which is perfectly acceptable. Personally, I think the movie would have been more effectively titled ‘Snakes on a Submarine’. Consistency is key, you know. Tom Berenger has a small role in the film as well, playing Admiral Bradley Wallace.

Overall, ‘Silent Venom’ is a movie you expect to find playing on a weekend afternoon on the Sci-Fi Channel during some holiday weekend marathon. The visual approach is that of any average Joe taking an expensive HD Steadi-Cam out for a test drive. The special effects are few and far between and, consisting of one short scene featuring a laughable CGI momma snake the size of an 18-wheeler and a handful of quick shots of equally laughable CGI baby snakes the size of anacondas.

Aside from this, the remainder of the creature effects are handled with piles of live snakes squirming around within the submarine, a la the ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’ snake scene. Luke Perry even gets to utter a classically Harrison Ford-influenced line of dialogue during his epic fight scene with one of the two mutant baby snakes… “Snakes. I hate ’em”. If you’re looking for a good movie to laugh at and make fun of, then this one would do the trick.

‘Silent Venom’ makes it’s DVD debut on June 2, 2009.

‘New Moon’ trailer already proving a disappointment!

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Ouch! I’m sure it’s no surprise that I hated ‘Twilight’ and no, I still haven’t read the books (and won’t) but, believe it or not the one and only thing I found interesting about the first movie also was the one and only thing that I was sort of looking forward to in ‘New Moon’. That one thing being the Native American werewolf folklore storyline. Well, so much for that… at least so much for it “looking” cool anyway. I watched the trailer for ‘New Moon’ and the thoughts going through my mind went something like this…

Ooooh… pretty aerial view of the coast – oh, wait… now the sappy stuff starts. Wait a minute! She’s dating a vampire and ALL she wants from him for her birthday is a kiss? Bullsh**! Oh, whoa! Now this is even more 90210-ish than ‘Twilight’… not good. It’s gonna score big with the book-reading lady crowd though. Oh my God, no! She got a paper cut! The tension is terrifying! Go, Edward! Protect her finger at all costs. That’s the finger she presses send on her cell phone with. OK, he’s officially been effed up. Whew! That was close. Uh oh, looks like someone’s breaking up. So, sad… Oh, crap! Hang on, isn’t that the “not-so-mean” Jamaican vampire from the gang in ‘Twilight’ that helped them? Maybe I’m confused. Ooh, boy, oh boy-o-boy! Now comes the cool Native American werewolf ass-kicking… WTF? Those special FX are crap! I am so disappointed. I want to see it even less now.

International Trailer for ‘New Town Killers’

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So, I came upon this trailer for a new film from the UK called ‘New Town Killers’ and upon viewing have become stuck with mixed feelings about the movie. The film is written and directed by Scottish filmmaker Richard Jobson (A Woman in Winter) whose previous films haven’t held much punch with users of IMDB, however this one already has a respectable 7.3 out of 10 rating from 29 votes. Regarding my impression of the film itself, from the trailer, it looks like a potentially kind of cool movie, but the story just seems like another take on the whole ‘Hard target’ and ‘Surviving the Game’ story concept, which has been done to death. I’m curious… any readers from the UK/Europe out there that have seen this during one of it’s festival runs? Is it good, bad or just kind of… eh?

Good For a Laugh… ‘Razortooth’ Red Band Trailer

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Here’s something good for a laugh… Say hello to ‘Razortooth’, the newest giant killer animal flick to hit DVD. The film takes place in a swamp where locals are being terrorized by some giant snake-like, swamp-dwelling creature with a mouthful a razor-sharp teeth. The creature appears to be some form of an eel, but it’s face is almost cute, in a giant killer creature kind of way. The film is marketed as being from the producer of ‘The Devils Rejects’ but, I’m not sure this film honors that credit. Check out this red band trailer for ‘Razortooth’… although, the only thing I could find in the trailer to warrant the “red band” notation is the shower scene. Watch the trailer and you’ll get my meaning…

Review: ‘Drag Me to Hell’

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I love you, Sam!

‘Drag Me to Hell’ marks director Sam Raimi’s return to horror-comedy and does so with much twisted joy. Raimi hasn’t made a film of this type since ‘Army of Darkness’ in 1992. Sure he made ‘The Gift’ in 2000, but that was more of a straight psychological horror. ‘Drag Me to Hell’ is firmly planted in his natural element, featuring Raimi’s full-bodied comedy with strong earthy undertones of horror that culminates in a wonderfully evil finish.

Raimi’s sense of humor is unmistakable as he clearly still derives his inspiration from his trifecta of muses, The Three Stooges. While there is a great deal of generally funny bits that counter-balance the scares in this movie, there are also a slew of inside jokes and references making this a kind of Raimi encyclopedia of cinema style. What makes these moments even more enjoyable, is that you instantly know who is a member of the Sam Raimi fanboy club because only a select scattered laughs echo throughout the theater as the general audience wonders what was so funny.

The story follows Christine Brown (Alison Lohman) as she attempts to secure an assistant manager promotion at her bank by proving she can “make the tough decisions” but unfortunately chooses the wrong customer to cut her teeth on. Lorna Raver plays Mrs. Ganush, the old woman whom Christine refuses an extension on her mortgage, ultimately resulting in the old woman’s placing a curse on Christine which gives her three days before a dark spirit called the Lamia comes to collect her soul, or as the title implies, drags her to Hell.

‘Drag Me to Hell’ has a few jump-in-your-seat scares, but is mostly a fun thrill ride with dark humor. The one major “scary” scene occurs upon the old woman’s first attempt at revenge against Christine while in the parking garage. Aside from this, the movie is primarily a comedy of the less traditional sort. Justin Long plays Christine’s boyfriend Clay, giving a decent performance with his share of comedic moments, but is definitely a supporting character as this movie is all about Christine Brown.

For the true Raimi-ites out there, be happy and reassured to know that “the classic” returns for it’s usual cameo, however appears with much more frequency in this film than is custom. For those of you not in the know, “the classic” is Raimi’s yellow 1973 Oldsmobile Delta 88 that he makes a point to include on screen in every one of his movies. In addition to “the classic” Sam’s brother Ted also makes his usual cameo appearance, but I’ll let you figure out where he shows up. We’ll call it a pop quiz to see if you were paying attention.

Overall, ‘Drag me to Hell’ is an enjoyable romp through what is likely a semi-working vacation for Raimi before diving back into the ‘Spider-Man’ franchise. Allegedly, Sam and his brother Ivan (who write almost everything together) originally wrote the screenplay for ‘Drag Me to Hell’ upon completing ‘Army of Darkness’ but was put aside in favor of other projects. So, theoretically, this was a movie 17 years in the making.

Much of the plot is fairly predictable and the CGI isn’t the greatest in parts, but the film isn’t about the mystery or the glitz. ‘Drag Me to Hell’ is all about having a good time watching Raimi indulge his cinematic inner child once more amidst an era of bigger fish he gets to fry.

Review: ‘Man Overboard’

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I am really not a boat person, nor am I even a water person that much, so the idea of watching a movie about a boat salesman wasn’t something that initially appealed to me. On the other hand, ‘Man Overboard’ isn’t just a movie about a boat salesman, so I let my preconceptions and lackluster interest subside and gave this movie a shot. Generally speaking, it’s actually a pretty cool little movie.

‘Man Overboard’ is an independent film directed by Oliver Robbins and written by Ashley Scott Meyers and Nathan Ives. The film begins as a fairly typical comedy, but as the plot unfolds takes a turn into the darker side of humor gradually folding a bit of suspense into the mix. Matthew Kaminsky (Get Smart’s Bruce and Lloyd Out of Control) plays C.J., a family man and workaholic boat salesman who owns his own sales lot.

C.J. has three employees, none of whom could be considered the world’s greatest salesperson. C.J.’s staff is empowered with a winning combination of skills including laziness, apathy and lack of motivation that results in C.J. carrying most of the business’ weight. C.J.’s father-in-law puts pressure on him to be more successful, which ultimately results in C.J. putting an offer on a huge house he can’t really afford. During the open house, C.J. meets Johnny Cross, the real estate agent selling the house, and is impressed by his sales skills.

In an odd turn of events, Johnny Cross shows up at C.J.s boat lot the next morning after putting in his offer on the house. Johnny, played by Mel Flair (Rob Zombie’s Halloween), explains that he left the real estate firm to pursue boat sales for fun, stating it’s not about the money for him. C.J. spends little time hesitating in hiring Johnny who offers to work strictly for commission, creating for both parties a win-win situation.

C.J. ultimately ends up promoting Johnny to sales manager, creating an even bigger rift between Johnny and C.J.’s sales staff, but also introduces the darker, true nature of Johnny and reveals his intentions as being less than honest, or even sane. What began as a pleasant comedy about juggling work life with family life evolves into a twisted tale of a family trying to survive the malicious workings of an evil man. In it’s own way, ‘Man Overboard’ is a comedic alternate telling of stories such as ‘Cape Fear’.

The story is surprisingly engaging, the acting is accomplished enough to maintain interest and the humor is enjoyable and effective, but not over the top. The tension created by Johnny Cross is a key factor in ‘Man Overboard’ producing the arc of the story from the mild-mannered comedy into the dark survival of the fittest sales battle that ends with a final encounter putting everything on the line. The end itself seems a bit too “perfect” for my taste, especially considering what C.J. and his friends and family had just gone through, but doesn’t spoil the movie in general.

‘Man Overboard’ is now available for pre-order through the Official Website. The DVD will officially release on August 11, 2009.