BIG BOLD BEAUTIFUL JOURNEY – Review

BIG BOLD BEAUTIFUL JOURNEY, from AFTER YANG director Kogonada, has two beautiful people, played by Margot Robbie and Colin Farrell, who meet at a wedding and then find themselves on an inexplicable, fantasy journey that leads through childhood memories and might lead to love. Big certainly describes the budget and high-quality production values for this romantic fantasy, and beautiful certainly describes the lush photography, scenery and colorful costumes but bold is another matter when it comes to the story itself. While there will be audiences who fall for this romance, for this reviewer, and many others, the title should have been more like “Big Boring Beautiful Hallmark Movie.” This contrived, leaden romance is one of those cases where the film feels longer, much longer, than it’s actual about two-hour running time.

It certainly is a beautiful film to look at, and it is stylishly and artistically shot. One cannot fault the cast, which includes Kevin Kline and Phoebe Waller-Bridge along with Margot Robbie and Colin Farrell in this fantasy tale. But the tale is very tall, and not entertaining or profound as it hopes to be, and admiring its beauty fades as the couple roll down the seemingly endless road.

The main characters are drawn to each other at the wedding but both have rocky romantic histories that make they hesitate. However, the film begins a bit earlier, when Colin Farrell’s character leaves his house in the big city to drive hundreds of miles to attend this wedding. Getting a late start, Colin Farrell’s character rushes down the street to his car, planning to drive there, only to find himself staring a “boot” attached to his tire. Luckily, he turns around to see a poster on a brick wall advertising a car rental, and decides to call. The car rental tucked away is in nondescript warehouse, which he has to be buzzed into. Inside, he sees two people at a table and exactly two cars at the far end of the space. The two people, played by Kevin Kline and Phoebe Waller-Bridge, ask him a series of questions as if he is auditioning for an acting part instead of renting a car, and then offer him only one car, a 1984 Saturn, take it or leave it. With little choice, he takes it.

If you find that intro enchanting, and have a particularly romantic bent, you may like this movie but my reaction was that it all felt very contrived and a bit stage-y, rather than magical. After this strange start, things are a big more rational of a bit but it eventually returns to this fantasy world with one foot in the realm of stage, as the two strangers embark on a journey conducted by the car’s GPS voice. Writing this now, it seems that all this could have easily been played for Monty Python-style laughs had the director chosen that, but instead, everything has a ponderous seriousness to it, with many more sentimental tears than laughs.

The car’s magical GPS directs them to stop at various points along the road, where they go through a series of doorways that lead to youthful memories. At each stop, they encounter a door, sometimes just a door in a frame, in the middle of nowhere. But when they go through it, both are transported back to one or the other’s childhood, with lessons to be learned and insights to be gathered.

However, the film does have a few rare moments of fun, such as Colin Farrell, transported back to high school in his adult form, singing and dancing in the school production of the musical “How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying.” He’s surprisingly good, and enough so, that one might wish the movie would linger there a bit longer, instead of returning to its deadening slog. Alas, it doesn’t happen.

Yet despite the premise of a fantasy journey through memory to explore the chance of romance, there is a surprising lack of any believable romantic chemistry between these two leads. The film focuses more on hesitancy and fear, based on past experiences, than a longing for love. One gets the sense the characters are only trying to convince themselves that they can put up with the other. Hardly a “bold” romantic story of two people falling in love.

A big ambitious romance needs at least give audiences the feeling of passionate attraction between the two leads but that never develops here, for whatever reason. In fact, in the end, the film philosophizes that just being content with a partner is good enough. Not much big or bold in that, not matter how beautiful the film or the leads look.

BIG BOLD BEAUTIFUL JOURNEY opens Friday, Sept. 19, in theaters.

RATING: 1.5 out of 4 stars