ENTANGLEMENT – Review

Review by Stephen Tronicek

Entanglement is the type of movie that is so determined to convince you that it is a bad movie that it almost becomes one and then doesn’t. The first and second acts are somewhat insufferable the first time around, to be honest, a weird amalgamation of extreme dark humor and twee romance…but then the movie changes and becomes quite a bit different. That change would constitute a spoiler, so nothing about it will be mentioned here, but thankfully said change turns into something of a sad exploration of idealism.

Entanglement starts with Ben  (Thomas Middleditch) attempting to kill himself. Following his failure to do so he finds himself despondent, only talking to his next-door neighbor, Tabby (Diana Bang) and suddenly finding the girl of his dreams Hanna (Jess Weixler), who may be his long-lost almost adopted sister.

With this original premise, Entanglement runs circles around its own tail becoming kind of terrible and ridiculous and oddly complicated. There’s a running metaphor through the beginning of the film concerning quantum entanglement that, in the context of the twist, is actually quite good but lacking that context comes off trite and bitter. Hanna is the definition of a manic pixie dream girl (I know it’s overused but this movie literally has pixie dust at one point) and is a pretty boring characterization of one (which is saying something). Overall, the effects look shabby and artificial and everything doesn’t look right. It looks like a dumb fantasy conjured up by a sad man.

But here’s the thing, without giving away too much, the movie actually agrees with you on that front as all the artificiality at its center soon bubbles up to reveal a ruthlessly funny, sad, and cynical core driving the film forward. The lack of subtlety in execution does make one wish that there was a more delicate way to pull off the twist, but going for high drama does actually make the film affecting and sad in a way that more subtlety wouldn’t allow for.

Entanglement is a film that gives one pause because it spends long enough being genuinely bad that it is hard to ignore that in an effort to deconstruct bad screenwriting and filmmaking, the screenwriter and filmmakers have just made a film that is bad…until it is not. Overall, the package maybe keeps the illusion up too long, but that is ultimately redeemed by the moment when the movie actually becomes good (or the third act). Two thirds bad movie and one third telling you that the last two were bad is just odd to judge I guess, even if it does get REALLY good when that last third actually arrives.


Entanglement gets a 3 out of 5.

WAMG Giveaway – Win the ONCE UPON A TIME IN VENICE Blu-ray/DVD Combo – Stars Bruce Willis

RLJ Entertainment is set to release the action/comedy ONCE UPON A TIME IN VENICE on DVD and on DVD/BD combo on Aug. 15, 2017.  Directed by Mark Cullen (Cop Out) who co-wrote the film with Robb Cullen (“Back in the Game”), ONCE UPON A TIME IN VENICE stars Bruce Willis (Die Hard Franchise), John Goodman (The Big Lebowski), Jason Momoa (“Game of Thrones”), Famke Janssen (X-Men Franchise) and Thomas Middleditch (“Silicon Valley”). RLJE will release ONCE UPON A TIME IN VENICE on Aug. 15, 2017 on DVD for an SRP of $29.96 and on DVD/BD combo for an SRP of $34.97. 
 
Bruce Willis plays Venice Beach P.I. Steve Ford: a detective who’s good with the ladies, bad with the punches, and wild about his dog, Buddy. But when his beloved pet is stolen by local thugs, Steve makes a questionable alliance with their devious leader, Spyder (Jason Momoa). Teaming up with his best friend (John Goodman), Steve pulls out the big guns in search of Spyder’s stolen cocaine and cash in order to set things straight and get Buddy back where he belongs.
 
Now you can own ONCE UPON A TIME IN VENICE on Blu-ray/DVD Combo. We Are Movie Geeks has ONE copy to give away. All you have to do is leave a comment answering this question: What is your favorite movie starring Bruce Willis? (mine is HUDSON HAWK!). It’s so easy!
Good Luck!

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ONCE UPON A TIME IN VENICE – Review

 

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I genuinely have no idea what to make of ONCE UPON A TIME IN VENICE. Like, why was it made? Who thought “yes, this is definitely the best we can manage” and released it to the public? Just before I looked up the career of co-writer / director Mark Cullen, I had the creeping realisation that this felt like a double episode of a basic-cable light drama show like “Burn Notice”, only not quite as good; it turns out Cullen has previous form in TV, being the creator of two failed shows (“Back In The Game” and “Mr Robinson”), and also the writer of “Cop Out”, the comedy that director Kevin Smith described as the most miserable experience of his life.

But I feel like Mr Cullen shouldn’t get the lion’s share of the blame for this – that must go to top-billed Bruce Willis, who also starred in “Cop Out”, where he regularly ignored his script, direction and co-stars for no reason other than he could. Well, that was a big budget cinema release, and this isn’t, and it’s safe to say Willis had a great deal more say about how this one turned out.

He plays Steve Ford, the only private detective in Venice Beach. Really? No, sorry, can’t get sidetracked this early. The basic plot is sort of about his friend’s dog, which is kidnapped by a drug dealer, and there’s a guy trying to sell an apartment block that a graffiti artist keeps defacing with exceptionally graphic art (the movie’s sole remotely funny running gag), and he’s got a best friend going through a divorce, and an assistant who’s also the movie’s narrator. The dog is the only creature in the movie who appears to be trying. There’s a few scenes with trans sex workers, and in case you were wondering, they’re so dumb that it’s difficult to take offence, or have any other sort of emotion than pity.

How I assume it worked is, Bruce made a few phone calls to his friends and got anyone who had a few days to spare to come along to Venice and shoot a few scenes, leading to an exceptionally baggy movie, one that feels far far longer than its 94 minute running time. He also wanted to have sex with a couple of women young enough to be his granddaughters (Willis is 62, and neither of the women he’s with look older than 25), so that happens as well. Sidetracked again! The drug dealer is Jason Momoa, his best friend is John Goodman, Goodman’s wife is Elizabeth Rohm, the real estate guy (called “Lew The Jew” but it’s cool because he calls himself that) is Adam Goldberg, Kal Penn pops up to play the guy who runs the corner convenience store, Famke Janssen is the dog’s owner and his assistant is played by Thomas Middleditch.

Now, the opening scene might have you believe that Middleditch is the star, and his unnecessary voiceover is our constant companion. His sole purpose, though, is to do the scenes that Willis couldn’t be bothered to, as the two men share almost no screen time and don’t have enough character between them to make two separate people. Their interactions have the strong whiff of improv, too, like Willis couldn’t be bothered to learn his lines, or he knew that Middleditch was an improv guy and wanted to try his hand at it as well (here’s a spoiler: he probably should have just stuck to the script).

If you like seeing movies where old men have sex with young women and fight huge, strong guys, then…I’d still not recommend this. There’s also a scene at the beginning where Willis is naked, on a skateboard (he’s a former skateboard champion as well as being a disgraced cop, two potential plot areas that are completely ignored after the first few scenes) and is chased through the streets. Do you want to know what a completely insulated-from-reality elderly A-lister thinks is funny? You’ll see it here, and you’ll also see the most obvious nudity-double ever, one so obvious that a better movie would have played it for laughs.

It’s nice, I suppose, to see Willis in light-comedy mode, a reminder that there was a good reason he was once one of the biggest stars on the planet. But he seems to be treating his waning years in slightly the same fashion as Marlon Brando or Nicolas Cage – Brando for the doing whatever he liked on set; and Cage for the choices themselves, although admittedly he hasn’t slipped quite as far into straight-to-video obscurity as Cage occasionally has.

Pepper in a few plot holes (if you had an eight-figure real estate deal about to go south thanks to a graffiti artist, would you hire a proper security firm…or the laziest private eye in town?) and you’ve got yourself a movie. Sort of. I kept hoping one of them would step up, but Middleditch looks like he’d rather be anywhere else, Willis looks like he doesn’t care and everyone else looks like they’re not sure what they’re supposed to be doing. There’s a curious mix of low-key improv comedy and slapstick, like they couldn’t decide which to do, and they really don’t go well together, in this instance.

 

 

 

 

 

 

CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS THE FIRST EPIC MOVIE – Review

How hysterical do you find the name Professor Poopypants? Not very? Then you are likely a grown adult (and probably female). If you don’t find gags about farts, poop, tinkle, wedgies, and giant toilets endlessly hilarious – if you are not, in body or spirit, a 9-year-old boy, then Dreamworks new animated film CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS  – THE FIRST EPIC MOVIE is not for you. And that is precisely the point.

Few things command disrespect like the sight of a grown man wearing his tighty-whities, however the bald and barefoot Captain Underpants happens to be a superhero. As one character in CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS THE FIRST EPIC MOVIE notes: “Most superheroes look like they’re flying around in their underwear…. Well, this guy actually is flying around in his underwear!” The Captain is the comic-book invention of a pair of 9-year old troublemakers, George and Harold (voiced by Thomas Middleditch and Kevin Hart). When they’re not staging elaborate pranks at Jerome Horwitz Elementary, they’re drawing comics.  The boys use a ring from a cereal box to hypnotize their nemesis – the vengeful and humorless school principal Mr. Krupp (Ed Helms), who’s threatened to separate them into different classes. Krupp then sheds his outergarments, cries out “Tra-La-Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!” and enthusiastically battles crime clad in only a red cape and Y-fronts. While his creators occasionally try to snap him out of the trance, Captain Underpants battles the villainous Professor Poopypants by slingshotting underwear at him. Poopypants (voiced by Nick Kroll) wants to rid the world of laughter because the chip on his shoulder from his foul surname got heavier when it’s discovered his middle name is Diarrhea!

CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS THE FIRST EPIC MOVIE is fast-paced, subversive fun. I like that it doesn’t pander to the adults in the audience, or really anyone else besides its 9-year old boy target audience. It’s they who will find kindred spirits in George and Harold. The animation style here is simple, much like The Simpsons with more depth and shading, and it works. George even has a flat top like Bart. In one scene, the boys look into a future where they are no longer friends.  This scene is actually performed using sock puppets and it works nicely. CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS THE FIRST EPIC MOVIE may not raise the bar for kids movies, but it manages to pack a lot of anarchic fun and spectacle into its 85-minute running time and is recommended.

4 of 5 Stars

 

Kevin Hart in CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS: THE FIRST EPIC MOVIE! – First Trailer Released!

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DreamWorks Animation and 20th Century Fox have released the first trailer for CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS: THE FIRST EPIC MOVIE! Based on the worldwide sensation and bestselling book series and starring Kevin Hart and Ed Helms CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS: THE FIRST EPIC MOVIE tells the story of George and Harold, who hypnotize their principal into thinking he’s a ridiculously enthusiastic, incredibly dimwitted superhero named Captain Underpants.

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CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS: THE FIRST EPIC MOVIE! stars the voice talents of Kevin Hart, Ed Helms, Nick Kroll, Thomas Middleditch, Jordan Peele, and Kristen Schaal

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This looks so funny!:

Based on the worldwide sensation and bestselling book series, and boasting an A-list cast of comedy superstars headed by Kevin Hart and Ed Helms, DreamWorks Animation brings audiences the long-awaited global movie event, Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie. This raucously subversive comedy for the entire family tells the story of two overly imaginative pranksters named George and Harold, who hypnotize their principal into thinking he’s a ridiculously enthusiastic, incredibly dimwitted superhero named Captain Underpants.

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WAMG Giveaway – Win JOSHY on Blu-ray

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After earning lots of laughs at its Sundance Film Festival premiere, the comedy Joshy will arrive on Blu-ray (plus Digital HD), DVD (plus Digital) and Digital HD October 4from Lionsgate. The film is currently available On Demand. Thomas Middleditch stars as Joshy, a man who takes a trip with his friends after his engagement suddenly ends. Rounding out the hilarious cast is Adam Pally, Nick Kroll, Jenny Slate and more! From the writer of I Heart Huckabees and Life After Beth, the Joshy Blu-ray and DVD will be available for the suggested retail price of$19.99 and $19.98, respectively.

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Now you can win a Blu-ray (+ digital) of JOSHY. We Are Movie Geeks has three copies to give away. All you have to do is leave a message below and answer this question: What is your favorite movie that begins with the letter ‘J’? (mine is JASON AND THE ARGONAUTS). It’s so easy! We’ll pick the winners next week!

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1. YOU MUST BE A US RESIDENT. PRIZE WILL ONLY BE SHIPPED TO US ADDRESSES.  NO P.O. BOXES.  NO DUPLICATE ADDRESSES.

2. WINNERS WILL BE CHOSEN FROM ALL QUALIFYING ENTRIES.

No purchase necessary

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After his engagement suddenly ends, Joshy and a few of his friends decide to take advantage of what was supposed to be his bachelor party in Ojai, California.  In their attempt to help Joshy deal with the recent turn of events, the guys turn the getaway info a raucous weekend filled with drugs, booze debauchery, and hot tubs.

BLU-RAY/DVD/DIGITAL HD SPECIAL FEATURES

  • Audio commentary with director/writer Jeff Baena, producer/actor Adam Pally and actor Thomas Middleditch

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CAST

Thomas Middleditch                HBO’s “Silicon Valley”

Adam Pally                              Dirty Grandpa, TV’s “The Mindy Project”

Alex Ross Perry                     (Director of Queen of Earth)

Nick Kroll                                 TV’s “The League,” TV’s “Parks and Recreation”

Brett Gelman                           The Other Guys

Jenny Slate                             Obvious Child, TV’s “Parks and Recreation”

Lauren Graham                       TV’s “Gilmore Girls,” TV’s “Parenthood”

JOSHY Arrives on Blu-ray, DVD and Digital HD October 4th

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We will have a Blu-ray Giveaway contest for JOSHY next week here ate We Are Movie Geeks

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After earning lots of laughs at its Sundance Film Festival premiere, the comedy Joshy will arrive on Blu-ray (plus Digital HD), DVD (plus Digital) and Digital HD October 4 from Lionsgate. The film is currently available On Demand. Thomas Middleditch stars as Joshy, a man who takes a trip with his friends after his engagement suddenly ends. Rounding out the hilarious cast is Adam Pally, Nick Kroll, Jenny Slate and more! From the writer of I Heart Huckabees and Life After Beth, the Joshy Blu-ray and DVD will be available for the suggested retail price of$19.99 and $19.98, respectively.

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OFFICIAL SYNOPSIS

After his engagement suddenly ends, Joshy and a few of his friends decide to take advantage of what was supposed to be his bachelor party in Ojai, California.  In their attempt to help Joshy deal with the recent turn of events, the guys turn the getaway info a raucous weekend filled with drugs, booze debauchery, and hot tubs.

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BLU-RAY/DVD/DIGITAL HD SPECIAL FEATURES

  • Audio commentary with director/writer Jeff Baena, producer/actor Adam Pally and actor Thomas Middleditch

CAST

Thomas Middleditch                HBO’s “Silicon Valley”

Adam Pally                              Dirty Grandpa, TV’s “The Mindy Project”

Alex Ross Perry                     (Director of Queen of Earth)

Nick Kroll                                 TV’s “The League,” TV’s “Parks and Recreation”

Brett Gelman                           The Other Guys

Jenny Slate                             Obvious Child, TV’s “Parks and Recreation”

Lauren Graham                       TV’s “Gilmore Girls,” TV’s “Parenthood”

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WAMG Giveaway – Win Hope’s Olympic Home Viewing Kit from THE BRONZE

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In my review of THE BRONZE here at We Are Movie Geeks, I described it as : “….a painfully funny portrait of a strikingly deranged and clueless young woman.” (read all of my review HERE and read my interview with the film’s star Melissa Rauch HERE)

THE BRONZE will be released on DVD and Blu-ray on August 2nd and We Are Movie Geeks wants to give away “Hope’s Olympic Home Viewing Kit”. This is a prize package that includes  a cool duffel bag, the THE BRONZE Blu-ray, snacks and more.

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All you have to do to win is to leave a comment below and answer this question: What was the name of the character that Melissa Rauch played on the  CBS sitcom The Big Bang Theory? It’s so easy!

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We’ll be picking the winner next week. Good Luck!

1. You must have a U.S. mailing address.
2. No purchase necessary.

Becoming an Olympic bronze medalist in gymnastics has made Hope Annabelle Gregory a local celebrity in her small town. Despite her uncouth language and bristly attitude, she has become comfortable with being the backyard star of her community. But when the younger Maggie Townsend starts to steal the athletic spotlight with her own burgeoning abilities, suddenly Hope’s bronze medal seems to be losing its luster and she finds she must defend herself and her title to the ones closest to her.

Check out the trailer for THE BRONZE:

THE BRONZE stars: Melissa Rauch, Gary Cole, Thomas Middleditch, Sebastian Stan, Hailey Lu Richardson, and Cecily Strong

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WAMG Giveaway – Win the SEARCH PARTY Blu-ray

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From the co-writer of OLD SCHOOL  and THE HANGOVER PART II comes the riotous road comedy SEARCH PARTY. When the love of his life (Shannon Woodward) jilts him at the altar thanks to his hard partying pals Jason (T.J. Miller) and Evan (Adam Pally), Nardo (Thomas Middleditch) follows her down to Mexico where he’s carjacked and left naked in the middle of nowhere. Reluctantly summoning Jason and Evan to help reunite him with his runaway bride-to-be, Nardo becomes involved in an escalating series of outrageous misadventures courtesy of the guys who created the mess in the first place.

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SEARCH PARTY looks hilarious! Check out the trailer:

Now you can win the SEARCH PARTY Blu-ray!

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We Are Movie Geeks has two copies of it to give away! All you have to do is leave a comment below answering this question: What is your favorite movie with the word Party in the title? (mine is THE PARTY with Peter Sellers!). It’s so easy. We’ll be picking the winners next week. Good Luck!

1. You must have a U.S. mailing address.
2. No purchase necessary.

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THE BRONZE – The Review

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THE BRONZE is a painfully funny portrait of a strikingly deranged and clueless young woman. Hope Annabelle Gregory (Melissa Rauch) is a celebrity in her home town of Amherst Ohio. She won the bronze in gymnastics at the Rome Olympics several years earlier, even after suffering a career-ending foot injury. Hope lives at home with her kind mailman dad Stan (Gary Cole), and avoids getting a day job at all costs. Her entitled life mostly consists of eating free meals at Sbarro while being rude to everyone she encounters. Her ex-coach dies and bequeaths Hope $500,000 contingent she gets the money only if she coaches the young hometown gymnastics phenom Maggie Townsend (Haley Lu Richardson) in her quest for Olympic fame. Also interested in Maggie’s future are the local gym manager Ben (or, as Hope calls him “Twitchy”, because of some unfortunate facial tics  -played by Thomas Middleditch) and Lance (Sebastian Stan), a Gold medal winner who thinks he’d be a better coach for Maggie. Will Hope let young Maggie get to the Olympics, stealing her small-town thunder in the process, or will she sabotage the kid’s career?

THE BRONZE is less a rah-rah spandex-strutting sports flick and more a vulgar pointed human comedy with plenty to say about desperately clinging on to your 15 minutes of fame. The film’s success rises or falls on the capable shoulders of Melissa Rauch (who, along with husband Winston Rauch, wrote the script) in the lead. Hope is introduced pleasuring herself to a tape of her Olympic performance (lying under an American flag no less). She may look innocent from a distance, but up close she is the foul-mouthed embodiment of bitterness, with a squeaky, talk-out-the-side-of-her-mouth surliness that makes Tanya Harding look like Grace Kelly. She’s a grossly immature bully cut from the same unselfconscious cloth as Charlize Theron in YOUNG ADULT or Danny McBride in THE FOOT FIST WAY but with an even nastier streak. Hope does make her way up the redemptive scale as the story progresses, but not much. Haley Lu Richardson as Maggie is a real find – she gives an energetic, funny and physical performance –  you feel exhausted just watching her as Hope introduces her to such non-competitive distractions as marijuana and overeating. Middleditch as Twitchy is likable and scores some unlikely romantic chemistry with Rauch. Sebastian Stan is appropriately douchey as the arrogant ex-champ who joins Rauch (or her body double anyway) for the jaw-dropping acrobatic sex scene that everyone will be talking about. THE BRONZE’s most human touch is Hope’s dad Stan, wonderfully played by Gary Cole. Widowed when his daughter was a baby, Stan is aware Hope is a snot, yet still makes her the spoiled center of his universe. Though she repays his kindness by belittling him mercilessly and stealing cash from the greeting cards in his mail truck, there is real depth to their relationship. With a running time of 105 minutes, THE BRONZE comes close to outstaying its welcome but Rauch milks the character and her foibles for all the laughs she’s worth – which prove to be plenty.

4 of 5 Stars

THE BRONZE opens in St. Louis March 18 at, among other places, Landmark’s The Tivoli Theater

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