MAKING OF THE STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL! Stage Play Coming to St. Louis

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“Would you look at Lumpy! He’s sure grown, huh? And I think his voice is changing!”

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George Lucas and his intergalactic entourage don’t stand a chance when St. Louis Shakespeare’s The Magic Smoking Monkey Theatre takes them on in December. The uber-talented Smoking Monkeys adapt a cult film (or TV show) into an onstage farce once a year. PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE, REEFER MADNESS, GLEN OR GLENDA, THE STAR WARS TRILOGY, THE ABOMINABLE DR. PHIBES, STUPEFY!: THE 90-MINUTE HARRY POTTER, and last year’s MAD MAX – LIVE!  have all been the victims of sidesplitting, Pythonesque parody courtesy of The Smoking Monkeys. This time these lunatic thespians are calling their show THE MAKING OF THE STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL! – A MAGIC SMOKING MONKEY THEATRE 20TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL!

And rumor has it that Charles Bronson will be making an appearance hawking Mandom Cologne!!! It doesn’t get any better than that!

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So hop aboard the Millennium Falcon and help Luke, Leia, Han, Artoo, & Threepio get Chewbacca home in time to celebrate Life Day with his Wookie family! Originally airing just once in 1978, Magic Smoking Monkey brings this galactic and cosmically bizarre spectacular back to life, and takes you behind the curtain to witness its creation.

Featuring a kitschy cavalcade of 70s superstars like Bea Arthur, Art Carney, Charles Bronson, and other surprises – your holiday season will never be the same! Costume contest nightly – come as your favorite member of the Rebel Alliance or Wookie or Droid or Representative of the Galactic Empire or 1970’s TV personality and win! (braggin’ rights and a cheap prize!)

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The play takes place December 2, 3, 9 & 10 at 8:00 PM and 10:30 PM at The Regional Arts Commission (6128 Delmar Blvd, Saint Louis, MO 63112) Ticket information can be found HERE (but the Saturday 12/3 8pm performance is already sold out!)

The infamous TV special aired on CBS and featured not only the iconic “Star Wars” characters Chewbacca, Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia, Darth Vader, C-3PO and R2-D2, but also new characters like Chewie’s wife Malla, his son Lumpy, and his father Itchy. If that’s not intriguing enough, we got Golden Girls legend Bea Arthur playing Ackmena the cantina bartender, The Carol Burnett Show veteran Harvey Korman playing a myriad of bizarre characters; and Oscar-winning actor Art Carney as electronics salesman Saun Dann, friend to the Wookiees.

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The gist of the plot was that Han Solo and Chewbacca are on their way home to the Wookiee planet of Kashyyyk to celebrate the holiday Life Day, which is sort of like Christmas without Jesus and involves just a lot of awkward caroling in space with Wookiees wearing red robes and led by a very out-of-it Princess Leia played by actress Carrie Fisher.

However, on the way home in the Millennium Falcon, Han and Chewie encounter enemy attack from the Empire and are delayed. That was as close to the real movie action as we’re got. The rest feels like “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” with Wookiees.

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The bulk of the show took place at Casa de Chewie. Malla is cooking Bantha Surprise for dinner with help from “The Julia Child of the Milky Way” Gormaanda, played by Harvey Korman in drag who endlessly chants “Whip! Whip! Stir! Stir! Whip!” Meanwhile, Lumpy watches holographic dancers that act like Cirque du Soleil on acid. This goes on for what seems like hours and is usually when most “Star Wars” fans cry “Uncle Owen!” Amateurs.

Who thought it would be a good idea to make this into a musical? When you think ‘Star Wars‘, do you think Harvey Korman? What will the Smoking Monkeys do with the Star Wars Special? Will Jim Ousley do Bronson justice like Lance Henrickson did in the Jill Ireland TV Bio? See for yourself December 2, 3, 9 & 10.

The Smoking Monkey’s site can be found HERE

And check out this amazing cast!:

Saun Dann – Tyson Blanquart

Bruce Vilanch – John Fisher

R2D2 – Hunter Fredrick

Leia – Amy Kelly

Vader – Nick Kelly

C3PO – Brie Howard

Lumpy – Scott McDonald

Chewie – Rob McLemore

Boba Fett – Shannon Nara

Han – Jim Ousley

Luke – Duncan Phillips

Itchy – Jason Puff

Lando Calrissian – Ron Strawbridge

Bela Lugosi’s PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE Cane Sells for $10,000

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Ed Wood’s 1959 masterwork PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE is nowhere near the worst movie ever made, as anyone who’s seen it might testify. What can be said about it? It defied any traditional movie-making conventions and does it without any shame whatsoever. Wood had to have the cast baptized in order to make this bizarre film, and that’s the least strange thing about it. The original title Grave Robbers from Outer Spacewas later ditched, but Criswell mentions it during the intro nevertheless.

PLAN 9 was promoted as “almost starring Bela Lugosi” because he died before the film could even get finished, and the footage of Lugosi from this film was originally filmed by Wood to be included as a part of his movie THE GHOUL ON THE MOON, which never got made, so Wood just shoehorned those scenes (which just involve Lugosi walking around with a cane by his house and later by a cemetery) in PLAN 9. Wood’s wife’s chiropractor Tom Mason substituted Lugosi (despite looking nothing like him). Now that cane that Lugosi carried in the film has sold at auction, and the price it fetched was more than the entire budget of PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE!

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It was a simple Faux-bamboo wood cane with carved head and metal tip. The cane belonged to Bela Lugosi during his final years, when Edward D. Wood, Jr. famously befriended the nearly-forgotten horror star and cast him in his films. In the film, Lugosi appears as an elderly widower walking with this cane, and as the Dracula-like “Ghoul Man” that character becomes. This cane eventually wound up in the legendary collection of editor/collector Forrest J. Ackerman, who was acquainted with both Lugosi and Wood. Ignored in his own lifetime, Ed Wood’s films eventually gained a massive cult following. In his 1994 film Ed Wood, director Tim Burton recreated Wood (Johnny Depp) filming those improvised scenes with Lugosi (Martin Landau), who is seen holding a reproduction of this cane.

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This week, that cane sold this week for $10,000 at an auction of Hollywood memorabilia presented by Turner Classic Movies (TCM).   The buyer has been identified as Jason Insalaco of Los Angeles, California, who is a renowned collector of rare Ed Wood artifacts and props.

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According to the original price projection, the cane was expected to command between $1,000 and $1,500, but dozens of bidders from around the globe participated in the auction to exceed expectations ten-fold at the closing gavel on Monday, November 23, 2015 in New York. Insalaco expressed his enthusiasm for winning the auction: “This treasure will not be stowed in prop purgatory. I look forward to exhibiting this exceptional piece of Hollywood history along with other never-before-seen memorabilia from ‘Plan 9’ and Ed Wood’s personal collection.” Insalaco continued, “The fact that Bela personally used this cane provides unique appeal beyond its movie prop prominence. This item has an emotional and historical resonance for Lugosi, Wood, and cinema enthusiasts from around the world. I am honored to be its new caretaker.”

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Jason Insalaco possesses possibly one the largest collections of Ed Wood artifacts, personal items, and memorabilia. Jason is the nephew of the late Paul Marco best known for his role as “Kelton The Cop” in “Plan 9 From Outer Space” and reprised in other Wood films.  Jason is a Realtor, lawyer and owner of Kelton Properties, a full-service real estate brokerage named after the memorable character.  After years of exhaustive search, Jason located and restored Ed Wood’s long lost television pilot titled “Final Curtain.” It debuted it at Slamdance in 2012.

Tim Burton’s ED WOOD Screening at Schlafly Bottleworks November 5th

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“My girlfriend still doesn’t know why her sweaters are always stretched out!”

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Tim Burton’s ED WOOD screens Thursday December 5th at 7:30pm at Schlafly Bottleworks

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ED WOOD tells the story of the world’s worst movie director. Ed Wood Jr. was the man behind a number of inept American b-pictures such as GLEN OR GLENDA, BRIDE OF THE MONSTER and his bizarro world masterwork PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE. Wood (played in the film by Johnny Depp) had an incompetent directorial style, which included casting a group of non-actors that included dope addicts, transvestites, a struggling TV horror queen and the fading Hollywood legend Bela Lugosi. He was content to botch scenes by allowing his actors to muff their lines and he also mixed day and night shots together with no disregard for continuity. ED WOOD also focuses on the way his erratic career and behavior affected his relationships with his girlfriends and his friendship with Lugosi.
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ED WOOD is my favorite film from director Tim Burton. Martin Landau not only bears an uncanny resemblance to Bela Lugosi, but the way he and Depp portray the friendship between the struggling filmmaker and the faded, drug-addicted star is heartrending and also offers more than a few laughs along the way. For example, its Halloween night and a group of trick or treaters come to Lugosi’s door. He throws on his Dracula cape and goes to the door throwing his arms upward with the phrase “I want to suck your blood”. This sends the tots running away screaming while one little boy among them isn’t afraid and says “those fangs don’t frighten me.” Then Wood appears and says “how about these” and pulls his false dentures out, which sends the tyke scurrying off in fright.

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Before Lugosi died he thanked Ed Wood for all that he had done for him by casting him in his pictures. This almost brings one to tears as in the film he never actually saw the films and therefore had no idea how bad they were. Burton perfectly recreated key scenes from some of Wood’s films. One of my favorites is the scene where they’re shooting the climax of BRIDE OF THE MONSTER where Lugosi is attacked by an octopus in a lake. Wood’s crew pinched a rubber octopus from a film studio but forgot to pick up the motor that drives it and Lugosi ended up doing battle with a lifeless octopus. The film also accurately depicted the fact that when Wood made PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE, Lugosi died before the film was finished and he had to bring in a double (who was a good foot taller than Lugosi) to replace him and he had to keep his face covered so that hopefully the audience wouldn’t notice. Another classic scene in the film is when Wood storms out of the studio during the making of the film because the producers were questioning his competence as a director. Wood hops in a taxi and goes to the nearest bar where Orson Welles (Vincent D’ Oriofrio) happens to be drinking. Welles talks about how unhappy he is with the interference from the money men and tells Wood that he has the same trouble all of the time and that CITIZEN KANE was the only film where he had complete control over the project and that the studio hated it. He then tells Ed “dreams are worth fighting for”. This restores Ed’s courage and he races off back to the studio to make the film his way or not at all. ED WOOD gives us perspective in a man who was doing what he wanted to do in life, no matter what the results may have been.

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Don’t miss this screening Thursday November 5th at Schlafly Bottleworks (7260 Southwest Avenue Maplewood, MO 63143). The show begins at 7:30pm.

A Facebook invite for the event can be found HERE

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Brought to you by A Film Series, Schlafly Bottleworks, AUDP and Real Living Gateway Real Estate.

Doors open at 6:30pm.

$6 suggested for the screening. A yummy variety of food from Schlafly’s kitchen is available as are plenty of pints of their famous home-brewed suds.

“Culture Shock” is the name of a film series here in St. Louis that is the cornerstone project of a social enterprise that is an ongoing source of support for Helping Kids Together(http://www.helpingkidstogether.com/) a St. Louis based social enterprise dedicated to building cultural diversity and social awareness among young people through the arts and active living.

The films featured for “Culture Shock” demonstrate an artistic representation of culture shock materialized through mixed genre and budgets spanning music, film and theater. Through ‘A Film Series’ working relationship with Schlafly Bottleworks, they seek to provide film lovers with an offbeat mix of dinner and a movie opportunities.

PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE Screening at Schlafly Bottleworks October 1st

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“Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives!”

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Ed Wood’s PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE screens Thursday September 3rd at 7:00pm at Schlafly Bottleworks

Ed Wood’s 1959 masterwork PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE is nowhere near the worst movie ever made, as anyone who’s seen it might testify. What can be said about it? It defies any traditional movie-making conventions and does it without any shame whatsoever. Wood had to have the cast baptized in order to make this bizarre film, and that’s the least strange thing about it. The original title Grave Robbers from Outer Space was later ditched, but Criswell mentions it during the intro nevertheless.

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PLAN 9 is promoted as “almost starring Bela Lugosi” because he died before the film could even get finished, and the footage of Lugosi from this film was originally filmed by Wood to be included as a part of his movie THE GHOUL ON THE MOON, which never got made, so Wood just shoehorned those scenes (which just involve Lugosi walking around by his house and later by a cemetery) in PLAN 9. Wood’s wife’s chiropractor Tom Mason substituted Lugosi (despite looking nothing like him).

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Ed Wood tried to send and anti-war message in PLAN 9, and while some of the themes he brings up do sound interesting, they ended up being so hilariously mishandled that you just can’t help but laugh at them. From the technical side, nothing in this movie works. The wobbly, cheap sets ft. cardboard gravestones and beat-up fences, the super-fake flying saucers held by visible wires, the awkward transitions between the daytime and nighttime shots (and some other poor uses of day-for- night photography), the lousy editing, the bad interspersion of stock footage of soldiers and actual scenes that were shot for the film, the visible equipment, etc. etc.

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The acting is, of course, atrocious as well. Most of the actors sound wooden and uninterested (Mona McKinnon as Paula Trent), some completely ham it up (Dudley Manlove as Eros), and some are barely intelligible (Tor Johnson as Dan Clay). The dialogues are absolutely nonsensical and just further emphasise the film’s anti-logic (“We contacted government officials. They refused our existence.”). In Ed Wood’s universe, outer space has an atmosphere and flying saucers are described as resembling cigars. Not only that, but Criswell’s narration is overly dramatic without any real sense of measure (” The beautiful flowers she had once planted, with her own hands, became nothing more than the lost roses of her cheeks.” – WTF does that even mean???) However, the library music actually works.

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PLAN 9 is such a beautiful disaster of a film that one just can’t love it enough. So far it’s been colorized, there’s been talk of a remake, and it also spawned a series of popular Halloween masks based on Tor Johnson’s face. I mean, what’s not to love…?

“Perhaps, on your way home, someone will pass you in the dark, and you will never know it… For they will be from OUTER SPACE!”

Read Sam Moffitt’s article about Vampira, one of the stars of PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE HERE

Don’t miss this screening Thursday October 1st at Schlafly Bottleworks (7260 Southwest Avenue Maplewood, MO 63143). The show begins at 7pm.

Brought to you by A Film Series, Schlafly Bottleworks, AUDP and Real Living Gateway Real Estate.

Doors open at 6:30pm.

$6 suggested for the screening. A yummy variety of food from Schlafly’s kitchen is available as are plenty of pints of their famous home-brewed suds.

“Culture Shock” is the name of a film series here in St. Louis that is the cornerstone project of a social enterprise that is an ongoing source of support for Helping Kids Together(http://www.helpingkidstogether.com/) a St. Louis based social enterprise dedicated to building cultural diversity and social awareness among young people through the arts and active living.

The films featured for “Culture Shock” demonstrate an artistic representation of culture shock materialized through mixed genre and budgets spanning music, film and theater. Through ‘A Film Series’ working relationship with Schlafly Bottleworks, they seek to provide film lovers with an offbeat mix of dinner and a movie opportunities.

The facebook invite for the event can be found HERE

https://www.facebook.com/events/1023267367704698/

‘Plan 9’ remake trailer hits

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Greetings, my friend. Are you interested in the unknown?   The Unexplainable?…no, you probably want to know what the hell this headline means.

With a film like ‘Night of the Living Dead’ being in public domain, it has been and will be subjected to countless remakes, re-imaginings and sequels due to the fact that you can capitalize off the name and get your movie seen by fans regardless of your background.

So, why not take that concept for a public domain film like ‘Plan 9 from Outer Space’?   Could it be because ‘Plan 9 from Outer Space’ has been called and associated to being the “Worst Film of All Time”?   I’m sure that might have something to do with it.

That didn’t stop a filmmaker by the name of John Johnson.   A few months ago he teased websites with a graphic that had today’s date (get it?   9/9/09 for Plan 9!).   While the film isn’t being released today, he did cut a trailer for it.   You can now view it, if you dare!

Plan 9 Teaser Trailer from Darkstone Entertainment on Vimeo.

 

Honestly, this looks like it could be fun.   I have to say some of the effects in here look good and it looks like it is competently made – unlike the original.  
I understand on a promotional or business aspect on why he is calling this a remake, but it is kind of silly.   I’ll look forward to it.   Even if I am the only one.

If you are curious on why it is being remade, you can ask the director himself as he will be doing a live video Q + A at 8pm on Sunday September 13, 2009 EST through BlogTV.

You can also visit the website for the film at http://plan9movie.com/

RiffTrax do ‘Plan 9 From Outer Space’ Live Event

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Attention all Nashville area movie geeks! The cast of the beloved cult comedy TV series MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 will be reuniting for a one-night event at the Belcourt Theatere in Nashville Tennessee on August 20, 2009.

The event, RiffTrax Live: Plan 9 From Outer Space, will feature Michael J. Nelson, Kevin Murphy (Tom Servo) and Bill Corbett (Crow T. Robot) riffing the much-loved (and hated) 1959 cult sci-fi fave PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE from Ed Wood, considered by many to be the worst film ever made.

Oh, there’s no need to cry, my fellow movie geeks scattered outside of Nashville. The live event will be simulcast nationwide, presented by NCM Fathom and Something Awful and will be hosted by Veronica Belmont. This live event will be presented in select local theaters. Check HERE for more info and to purchase tickets.

Source: Hollywood Reporter