THE TROUBLE WITH JESSICA – Review

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The British dark comedy THE TROUBLE WITH JESSICA has trouble for all, in a satirical tale where a dinner party between old friends goes so very, very wrong. Director Matt Winn’s dark tale features a starry British cast, with Rufus Sewell, Shirley Henderson, Alan Tudyk and Olivia Williams, with Indira Varma as Jessica. The trouble with Jessica (Indira Varma) is that she is a lot of trouble, something which architect Tom (Alan Tudyk) and wife Sarah (Shirley Henderson) already have in abundance. And what happens when she comes to dinner is even more trouble. However, the film THE TROUBLE WITH JESSICA has plenty of troubles of its own.

Tom and Sarah appear to have a comfortable life but they are in a terrible financial bind, due to a big architectural project that fell through, and now they are forced to sell their lovely London home. The good news is that they have found a buyer just in time to rescue them from financial disaster. The married couple are planning to have one last dinner party in their home before they must leave, with just their best friends, Richard (Rufus Sewell) and Beth (Olivia Williams), whom they have known since college.

But then Tom gets a phone call from Richard, asking if they can bring along another old friend from college, Jessica. Reluctantly, Tom agrees, optimistically hoping it is alright with wife Sarah. It’s not, but now they’re stuck. The trouble with beautiful Jessica is she is braggy and self-absorbed, and with her new book, a memoir, a bestseller, she’ll be more so. Plus, as Sarah complains, she always flirts with her husband Tom, although Tom points out Jessica flirts with everyone. But Tom has cooked plenty of food for another guest, including his signature special dessert, a clafoutis.

American audiences may not be familiar with this French dessert but it is a cherry, custard and sponge cake favorite featured on British baking shows, so anyone arriving in the house in this British dark comedy will recognize the tasty treat. And the appealing dessert becomes part of the plot.

The dinner guests arrive, and Jessica does flirt with both men and she does get on Sarah’s nerves. After a seemingly minor remark, Jessica leaves the table in a huff. When the dessert is brought out, someone eventually goes out into the back garden to check on her, where they find Jessica has hanged herself.

And this is where things get really weird. You would expect that finding that a long-time friend, no matter how much she irritates you, has committed suicide would create more of a emotional reaction, shock if not grief, in the friends that find her. And it does, but more briefly and less deeply than you would expect. That moment of shock, grief, even guilt, passes very quickly, although Beth, who is the more emotional one in the group and prone to moralizing too, holds on to is much longer, further into film.

There is something both unconvincing and creepy about the characters’ reactions to the suicide, reactions that would be cold even if she were a stranger. It makes the situation unconvincing and makes the characters seem unsympathetic as well.

The friends’ reaction is this: The suicide in shocking enough but doing it in someone else’s garden? Outrageous. Who does that? So inconsiderate because it creates special problems. Quickly, Sarah thinks of one special problem: will the suicide impact the sale of the house? Will the buyers back out because someone died there? Beth immediately chides Sarah for her coldness, but the others agree that it does seem likely to cause trouble. So Sarah hatches a plan: instead of calling the police or an ambulance, they move Jessica’s body to her own apartment and make it look like the suicide happened there. Then Sarah sets about bullying everyone else into going along with it.

Gallows humor rules the day, and the dead body becomes a prop, which might have worked if the comedy were broader. What is ensues is a series of bad decisions and bad behavior, as personalities clash, and events bring out the worst in everyone, plus a few secrets too. Everyone has their flaws: hard-eyed Sarah is a manipulator, lawyer Richard is a liar, moralist Beth is a hypocrite, and architect Tom is a dreamer who thinks it will all work out fine in the end. But there is isn’t anything very surprising in the way the film mocks these too-comfortable people.

However, the cast of British powerhouse talents are fantastic, and do what they can to milk the script for darkly comic stuff, a script that turns farcical every time someone new, like the police or a nosy neighbor (Anne Reid), turns up at the door. Which happens more than you’d think.

The cast is strong even if the film’s basic concept isn’t, with Scottish actor Shirley Henderson leading the pack. American audiences may know her best from a string of Mike Leigh films, like TOPSY TURVY or the Harry Potter ones. As Tom’s accountant wife, Henderson’s Sarah knows that selling their house is the only way out of their financial pickle, after architect Tom’s big grand project, for which he borrowed after losing his backer, went bust. She brings all her iron will, and some blackmail, to bear in pressuring the others to go along with her illegal plan.

Rufus Sewell is close behind, also giving a good performance as a character who has a charming demeanor but all kinds of moral shadiness. American audiences may recognize Sewell from his roles in “The Diplomat,” “Man in the High Castle” or PBS’ “Victoria,” and he sparkles here as egotistical, slippery lawyer Richard, whose specialty is defending rapists, although he claims to hate it.

Olivia Williams’ teary-eyed Beth seems ready to clutch her metaphorical pearls as she tries to claim the moral high ground, only to cave-in to pressure. Alan Tudyk’s Tom, the architect, just seems to want to stay out of everyone’s way, while closing his eyes and hoping it will all work out in the end.

The characters’ troubles, twists and bad decisions are divided into chapters with on-screen titles that all begin “The Trouble With..,” followed by “moving a body” or so forth. That is a technical flaw in a film that is already queasy on a humanity level. There are too many of these inserted title cards, all with little darkly funny comments, and they break up the flow of the action a bit too often. While the titles do focus our attention on the characters’ foibles or dilemmas, ethical and otherwise, they also break our concentration and take us out of the film, and sometimes make the film feel a bit smug itself.

Surprisingly often, more people arrive at the door, a few of which make it inside. Every time they do, the newcomer inevitably gazes longingly at, and comments on, the tempting dessert, the fruit-studded creamy clafoutis, on the table, placed there shortly before the discovery of the body and all the trouble started. That dessert even plays a role before all it done,

While there is some biting satire, plenty gallows humor, and darkly funny moments poking fun at these people’s human foibles, and it does feature a splendid cast, but there is a certain limpness in what should have been a wild tale of a quiet dinner gone oh-so-wrong where a dessert might help save the day

THE TROUBLE WITH JESSICA opens Friday, Apr. 25, at selected theaters.

RATING: 2.5 out of 4 stars

First Look Teaser Released For MAX Original Series DUNE: PROPHECY

This week during the Warner Bros. Discovery Upfront presentation, Casey Bloys, Chairman and CEO, HBO and Max Content, unveiled a first look teaser of the Max Original drama series DUNE: PROPHECY. The six-episode season debuts this fall on Max.

From the expansive universe of “Dune,” created by acclaimed author Frank Herbert, and 10,000 years before the ascension of Paul Atreides, DUNE: PROPHECY follows two Harkonnen sisters as they combat forces that threaten the future of humankind and establish the fabled sect that will become known as the Bene Gesserit. DUNE: PROPHECY is inspired by the novel SISTERHOOD OF DUNE, written by Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson.

The cast includes Emily Watson, Olivia Williams, Travis Fimmel, Jodhi May, Mark Strong, Sarah-Sofie Boussnina, Josh Heuston, Chloe Lea, Jade Anouka, Faoileann Cunningham, Edward Davis, Aoife Hinds, Chris Mason, Shalom Brune-Franklin, Jihae, Tabu, Charithra Chandran, Jessica Barden, Emma Canning, and Yerin Ha.

Alison Schapker serves as showrunner and executive producer. Diane Ademu-John co-developed the series and serves as executive producer. Anna Foerster executive produced and directed multiple episodes including the first. Jordan Goldberg, Mark Tobey, John Cameron, Matthew King, Scott Z. Burns, and Jon Spaihts executive produce with New York Times bestselling author Brian Herbert, along with Byron Merritt and Kim Herbert as executive producers for the Frank Herbert estate. New York Times bestselling author Kevin J. Anderson serves as co-producer.

The series is co-produced by Max and Legendary Television with Legendary also producing the film franchise that has released award-winning filmmaker Denis Villeneuve’s two installments to critical acclaim, the first, DUNE, garnered six Oscars. https://www.max.com/movies/dune/e7dc7b3a-a494-4ef1-8107-f4308aa6bbf7

Anthony Hopkins Won His Second Best Actor Oscar for THE FATHER – Available to Own on Blu-ray May 18th

NOMINATED FOR SIX ACADEMY AWARDS – WINNER OF ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE (ANTHONY HOPKINS) 
AND WRITING (ADAPTED SCREENPLAY) – Available on Digital today and to Own on Blu-ray May 18th

A man (Anthony Hopkins) refuses all assistance from his daughter (Olivia Colman) as he ages. As he tries to make sense of his changing circumstances, he begins to doubt his loved ones, his own mind and even the fabric of his reality.

BLU-RAY, DVD AND DIGITAL BONUS MATERIALS

  • Deleted Scenes 
  • Homecoming: Making THE FATHER 
  • Perception Check: Portrait of THE FATHER 

CAST AND CREW
Directed By: Florian Zeller
Screenplay By: Christopher Hampton and Florian Zeller
Based on the Play “The Father” By: Florian Zeller
Producers: Christophe Spadone, Simon Friend, David Parfitt, Jean-Louis Livi, Philippe Carcassonne
Executive Producers: Héloïse Spadone, Alessandro Mauceri, Lauren Dark, Ollie Madden, Daniel Battsek, Tim Haslam, Hugo Grumbar, Paul Grindey
Cast: Anthony Hopkins, Olivia Colman, Mark Gatiss, Imogen Poots, Rufus Sewell, Olivia Williams

THE FATHER – Review

With Spring and its school semester breaks looming, the studios are flooding our few operating theatres and streaming apps with lots of frothy fares, from kids’ animated fantasies to “brand-name” comedy sequels and prequels. But we’re not quite done with more somber serious offerings, as the biggest movie award is still several weeks away. That’s an apt description for this stark family drama, whose major themes are so familiar to so many today. But as the pandemic shuffles along, a huge invisible fence has been placed between loved ones in crisis. This dilemma concerns the loss of an elder, not from a swift reaper’s strike, or even a slow shutdown of physical functions. Rather it’s an achingly slow mental dissolve into darkness. And in this new work, that cruel fate is reserved for the family patriarch, THE FATHER.

The title character in question is Anthony (Anthony Hopkins), a retired literary man in his early 80s who seems quite content in an opulent apartment overlooking a quiet English village. He’s preparing a nice spot of tea after a grocery run when a noise has him reaching for a kitchen blade. Ah, but it’s only his middle-aged daughter Anne (Olivia Coleman), who has dropped in for a visit and will probably try to get him to sell his beloved comfy “flat”. But she has somewhat of a bombshell, as she informs him of her intent to move to France with her boyfriend. As Anne putters about in another room, he goes into his den and discovers a mysterious man (Mark Gatiss) reading the paper. Upon questioning him (and bluffing away his responses), “Tony” is informed that the “reader” is Anne’s hubby, who is the actual owner of the place. Anthony’s at a loss at to the cause of his confusion, until the private conversation between Anne and her husband reveals that “father” is battling dementia and is losing grip on reality, unable to recall his own circumstances, as the past morphs into the present. One afternoon Anne brings in a twenty-something woman named Laura (Imogen Poots) for a casual interview (to be her dad’s live-in caregiver). Laura is at first charmed by Anthony’s antics (he does a lil’ “soft shoe”) until he begins a vicious verbal assault. As Laura hurriedly exits, Anne nearly gives in to despair as another unfamiliar (to father) face appears, the pragmatic Paul (Rufus Sewell). Eventually, Anne dissolves into a woman (Olivia Williams) whose brusk demeanor adds to Anthony’s near-constant state of agitated panic. Will his waking nightmare ever end, or is this Anthony’s “new normal”?

In a film career now entering its seventh decade, Hopkins continues to astound and surprise, particularly in this, perhaps his most vulnerable and human character. His Anthony (interesting that the role takes his own first name) is proudly independent, keen on “getting things done”, though he realizes the need to get a bit of support from his family. But his anger often gets the best of him as his frustration boils into a fury, lashing out at those who care. He thinks he can escape his constant fog by the sheer force of his will, but his intellect fails him. In the heartbreaking final act, Anthony finally slides into childhood regression and fear. And even when his patriarch crosses the line, or gives in to selfish taunts (“Why would you go to France? They don’t even speak English there.”) Hopkins elicits compassion and his superb work captivates us. He has a most gifted scene partner in another Oscar-winner. Colman as Anne has a delicate balancing act, trying not to debase Anthony while gently steering him back into reality. And though she loses her patience, her affection for him is clear. This makes her conflicted feelings so agonizing. She wants to be there for him, but still wants to lead her own life. This is driven home by the two very different aspects of her “mate”: the affable Gatiss and the forceful and determined Sewell. A bright light of hope is illuminated by the radiant Poots as Laura. She makes us feel as though her nurturing spirit restores the glow to Anthony, who then ruthlessly snuffs out her “flame” by his bombastic insults. As his last act ‘angel”, Williams mixes the right amount of gentle compassion and clinical supervision for Anthony’s final “holiday”.

Filmmaker Florian Zeller directs this adaptation of his celebrated stage play (with screenplay assist from Christopher Hampton) with a gentle guiding hand. He never “sledgehammers” the tale’s tragic elements, but avoids “softsoaping” the emotional conflicts. He’s unafraid to show Anthony’s verbal nastiness, as his pride runs roughshod over those that help, especially Anne. And without showy camera tricks or effects, Zeller conveys that disorientation, as we, along with Anthony, have the “rug pulled out from under us” as recognized faces reveal a new identity or agenda. He’s a proud lion who is finally faced with the idea of being in a cage made by his mind. No matter how he claws and roars, these bars don’t budge. Sure, we can almost feel its stage origins, as the brunt of the action happens in the apartment living room and kitchen, but Zeller never makes the film claustrophobic. The story glides and soars on the wings of the gifted ensemble. This is indeed one tough trek, one that many of us will be part of someday if not now, but thanks to that cast and a sensitive script, THE FATHER is an emotional journey worth taking.

3 Out of 4

THE FATHER opens in select theatres everywhere on Friday March 12, 2021

Director David Cronenberg’s MAPS TO THE STARS Coming To Blu-ray on April 14, 2015

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Director David Cronenberg (Eastern Promises, A History of Violence) returns with a provocative satire about the Hollywood film industry and the demons of celebrity obsession in the Focus World release MAPS TO THE STARS, now available on Digital HD and debuting on Blu-ray with Digital HD and DVD on April 14, 2015 from Universal Pictures Home Entertainment.

Academy Award winner Julianne Moore (The Hunger Games: Mockingjay) stars with Mia Wasikowska (The Kids Are All Right), Olivia Williams (Hyde Park on Hudson), John Cusack (Being John Malkovich), and Robert Pattinson (The Twilight Saga) in this unforgettable darkly comic thriller written by Bruce Wagner (I’m Losing You). Hollywood actress Havana Segrand (Moore) is unraveling as her career flounders. Her self-help psychotherapist (Cusack) and his wife (Williams) are busy managing the career of their child-star son. But when a mysterious young woman named Agatha (Wasikowska) befriends a limo driver and aspiring actor (Pattinson) all their lives get together, and nothing will ever be the same as they try to survive in a world of money, fame, ambition, envy, ghosts, and vice.

Maps to the Stars will be available on Blu-ray and Digital HD with UltraViolet and on DVD.

  • Blu-ray unleashes the power of your HDTV and is the best way to watch movies at home, featuring 6X the picture resolution of DVD, exclusive extras and theater-quality surround sound.
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FILMMAKERS
Cast:  Julianne Moore, Mia Wasikowska, Olivia Williams, John Cusack, Robert Pattinson
Directed By:  David Cronenberg
Written By:  Bruce Wagner
Produced By:  Martin Katz, Saïd Ben Saïd, Michel Merkt
Executive Producers:  Benedict Carver, Renee Tab, Patrice Theroux
Cinematography:  Peter Suschitzky
Production Designer:  Carol Spier
Edited By:  Ronald Sanders
Costume Designer:  Denise Cronenberg
Music By:  Howard Shore

TECHNICAL INFORMATION – Blu-ray:
Street Date: April 14, 2015
Copyright: 2015 Universal Studios. All Rights Reserved.
Selection Numbers: 62167385
Running Time: 1 Hour 52 minutes
Layers: BD-50
Aspect Ratio: Widescreen 1.85:1
Rating: R for strong disturbing violence and sexual content, graphic nudity, language and some drug material.
Technical Info: English DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1
Subtitles: English SDH, Spanish and French

TECHNICAL INFORMATION – DVD:
Street Date: April 14, 2015
Copyright: 2015 Universal Studios. All Rights Reserved.
Selection Numbers: 62167383
Running Time: 1 Hour 52 minutes
Layers: Dual Layer
Aspect Ratio: Anamorphic Widescreen 1.85:1
Rating: R for strong disturbing violence and sexual content, graphic nudity, language and some drug material.
Technical Info: English DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1
Subtitles: English SDH, Spanish and French

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Win Tickets To The Advance Screening of SEVENTH SON in St. Louis

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WAMG has your passes to see Universal Pictures’ SEVENTH SON early!

In a time of enchantments when legends and magic collide, the sole remaining warrior of a mystical order (Oscar winner Jeff Bridges) travels to find a prophesized hero born with incredible powers, the last Seventh Son (Ben Barnes). Torn from his quiet life as a farmhand, the unlikely young hero embarks on a daring adventure with his battle-hardened mentor to vanquish a dark queen (Julianne Moore) and the army of supernatural assassins she has dispatched against their kingdom.

Academy Award nominee SERGEI BODROV (Mongol: The Rise of Genghis Khan, Nomad: The Warrior) directs SEVENTH SON from a screenplay by CHARLES LEAVITT (upcoming In the Heart of the Sea, upcoming Warcraft) and STEVEN KNIGHT (The Hundred-Foot Journey, Closed Circuit) and a screen story by MATT GREENBERG (Reign of Fire).

Joining director Bodrov behind the screen is a stellar crew led by cinematographer NEWTON THOMAS SIGEL (X-Men: Days of Future Past, Drive), three-time Oscar-winning production designer DANTE FERRETTI (Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Hugo), editor PAUL RUBELL (Transformers: Age of Extinction, Thor), costume designer JACQUELINE WEST (Argo, upcoming The Gambler), composer MARCO BELTRAMI (World War Z, 3:10 to Yuma) and two-time Oscar-winning visual effects supervisor JOHN DYKSTRA (Django Unchained, X-Men: First Class).

SEVENTH SON opens in theaters on February 6.

WAMG invites you to enter for a chance to win passes (Good for 2) to the advance screening of SEVENTH SON on February 4th at 7PM in the St. Louis area. We will contact the winners by email.

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SEVENTH SON New Trailer and Poster Are Here

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Legendary and Universal Pictures have released the spellbinding new trailer for the upcoming film SEVENTH SON.

Starring Oscar winner Jeff Bridges, Ben Barnes & Julianne Moore, the sole remaining warrior of a mystical order travels to find a prophesized hero born with incredible powers, the last Seventh Son.

In a time of enchantments when legends and magic collide, the sole remaining warrior of a mystical order (Oscar® winner Jeff Bridges) travels to find a prophesized hero born with incredible powers, the last Seventh Son (Ben Barnes). Torn from his quiet life as a farmhand, the unlikely young hero embarks on a daring adventure with his battle-hardened mentor to vanquish a dark queen (Julianne Moore) and the army of supernatural assassins she has dispatched against their kingdom.

The movie also features Alicia Vikander, Kit Harington, Olivia Williams, Antje Traue and Djimon Hounsou.

Sergei Bodrov directed SEVENTH SON from a screenplay by Charles Leavitt and Steve Knight and a screen story by Matt Greenberg, based on the book series “The Last Apprentice” by Joseph Delaney. The film will be released in 3D on February 6, 2015.

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MAPS TO THE STARS Trailer Stars Julianne Moore, Mia Wasikowska and Robert Pattinson

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Here’s a look at the trailer for David Cronenberg’s MAPS TO THE STARS featuring Julianne Moore, Mia Wasikowska and Robert Pattinson.

The film will screen in September at the Toronto International Film Festival.

In May 2014 at the Cannes Film Festival, Moore won Best Actress while Cronenberg was nominated for the Palme d’Or.

The Weiss family are an archetypical Hollywood dynasty – Dr Stafford Weiss (John Cusack) is a psychotherapist whose self-help books have made him a fortune. His wife Cristina (Olivia Williams) is the overbearing mom-ager of their thirteen-year old son, Benjie (Evan Bird), a prodigious child star fresh out of drug rehab and their estranged daughter Agatha (Mia Wasikowska) has recently been released from a psychiatric hospital. Agatha is now back in Hollywood making friends with a wannabe actor/writer limo driver named Jerome (Robert Pattinson) and with a new job as PA to one of Stafford’s clients – the neurotic and tempestuous actress Havana Segrand (Julianne Moore), whose dream of reprising her dead mother’s starring role from the 1960s is beginning to haunt her.

Exploring the demons of our celebrity-obsessed society, MAPS TO THE STARS is written by Bruce Wagner and also stars Sarah Gadon and Carrie Fisher.

MAPS TO THE STARS will be released in cinemas across the UK & Ireland on September 26.

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SABOTAGE (2014) – The Review

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With Hollywood these days the old adage “everything old is new again” seems to really apply to those golden 1980’s (ugh, I feel ancient!). Kids shows from the era like “Transformers” and “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” are big blockbuster flicks at the multiplex. And there have already been remakes of 80’s flicks the first couple of months of 2014 with ROBOCOP and ENDLESS LOVE. Of course, there’s the stars of that decade. In two weeks we’ll see Kevin Costner in his fourth feature film in less than ten months with DRAFT DAY. Then there’s the big action icons, and nobody dominated the big screen then more than rivals Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger (who joined forces in the EXPENDABLES series and last year’s ESCAPE PLAN. But Arnold stepped away from the sound stages for the governor’s mansion for several years while Vin Diesel and Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson took over the big-muscle roles. Scandals pretty much ended Arnold’s political career, but can the greying “Austrian Oak” reignite his film career? Well, he’s getting a bit out of his movie comfort zone by teaming up with writer/director David Ayer who wrote the gritty TRAINING DAY and the lauded police thriller END OF WATCH. Can he help make Arnold a big gun at the box office once more?

In SABOTAGE Arnold is John ‘Breacher’ Wharton, a DEA agent haunted by past tragedies who leads an elite task force that includes ‘Neck” (Josh Holloway), ‘Sugar’ (Terrance Howard), ‘Grinder’ (Joe Manganiello), ‘Pyro’ (Max Martini), and the husband and wife team of ‘Monster’ (Sam Worthington) and Lizzie (Mirelle Enos). As the film opens they stage a violent raid on the mansion of a big time drug dealer. Lizzie, their agent undercover, directs them to the massive hidden stash of cash. After trimming a few million from the top, Breacher and the crew hide it for a later pick-up, and blow up the bulk of the loot. When they return to the drop spot, the dough is gone. Who snatched it up? While the incident  is investigated, Breacher must “ride a desk”, while his team is left to spin their wheels (training at their hideaway HQ). After the heat blows over, Breacher puts his squad back on the job. But someone has other plans, as crew members, one by one, meet gruesome deaths. Breacher teams up with Caroline (Oliva Williams) a tough, no-nonsense FBI agent, to find out who’s out to eliminate his drug-busting brothers (and a sister).

Arnold gives a quiet, restrained performance as a tough as nails commander shouldering a massive sadness. He’s a greying, glowering, grimacing pitbull of a man who barks at his team when not lighting up another in an endless supply of massive cigars. Basically the counterpart to the more colorful team and he is unfortunately overshadowed by them on screen. Arnold does have a good rapport with Williams as the often funny, straight-shooting bureau worker who’s a bit adrift in the sea of macho posturing. Manganiello is a compelling physical presence as the group’s moral compass with an intimidating look and tightly wound hairstyle choices. Howard is an unflappable smooth talker who always seem to have a plan or three in his back pocket. Holloway oozes cool southern charm, much like his character from TV’s “Lost”. Speaking of which, his co-star from that show, Harold Perrineau shines as Williams’s FBI confidant and co-worker. Worthington with his shaved head and wild, twisted goatee is almost unrecognizable as the aggressive point man who is torn between his boss and his missus. Enos gives Lizzy an almost feral quality as the wild-eyed spitfire who may not be completely finished with her past indulgences. She brings an earthy, unpredictable energy to every scene. This is probably Arnold’s best big screen support team since the original PREDATOR..

It’s a shame this macho crew isn’t given a more meaty story to sink their teeth into. Director Ayer makes many scenes far too confusing as he cuts between the crime and later investigation with little method of keeping the two timelines separate. At the end of the second act one character goes off in a direction that contradicts almost everything seen earlier. And just who was in on the drug money rip-off? Just the team or everybody at the agency? For the last half of the film it turns from cop thriller to “Ten Little Indians” slasher-like whodunit (or who’s gonna’ meet a  gnarly, grisly demise?). Like those flicks, the gore and grime is so intense it hovers over every frame of film. Buckets of sticky-looking crimson wash over everyone at times (you wonder how long it took to scrub that gunk off after wrapping). The big car chase near the finish is particularly horrific as many innocent bystanders meet their demise (no PG fruit stands crashes here). After the mystery is revealed the film is further dragged down by a brutal, ludicrous epilogue. Credit Arnold for trying to go in a different direction, but SABOTAGE is a grimy, nasty dour trudge through a swamp of brutality and blood that should repulse fans of the affable action superstar. We hope he’ll be “boock” with a much better flick!

2.5 Out of 5

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SABOTAGE : Melissa’s Favorite Badass On-Screen Couples

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In “Sabotage”, Arnold Schwarzenegger leads an elite DEA task force that takes on the world’s deadliest drug cartels. When the team successfully executes a high-stakes raid on a cartel safe house, they think their work is done – until, one-by-one, the team members mysteriously start to be eliminated.  As the body count rises, everyone is a suspect.

To celebrate the release of SABOTAGE, I thought it would be fun to highlight some of my favorite kick-ass couples to ever light up the screen… like Sam Worthington and Mireille Enos in the film. Check it out below!

Han And Leia – STAR WARS : THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY

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We can’t talk about badass couples without talking about Luke and Leia. These two fought across a galaxy far, far away… and found love. Plus, the dialogue between these two headstrong warriors is incredible!

Han Solo: Afraid I was gonna leave without giving you a goodbye kiss? 
Princess Leia:
I’d just as soon kiss a Wookiee.

Guess she likes Wookiees, huh?

John and Jane Smith : MR. & MRS. SMITH

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What are the odds that two skilled assassins would find each other and marry? This couple is strapped with armor, highly skilled, and so attractive that it should be illegal. Sometimes life isn’t fair guys. That’s all I can say on that matter.

John Smith: Careful, Jane. I can push the button any time I like.
Jane Smith: Baby, you couldn’t find the button with both hands and a map.

Clarence and Alabama : TRUE ROMANCE

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Young, in love, and on the run Clarence and Alabama are off to seek a better life for themselves… with a suitcase of cocaine. Hey, when Elvis tells you that you are on the path to a better life, you go along with it. Nothing about the beginning of their relationship is easy, but when it’s real I guess you just know.

Alabama: Did I do my part ok?
Clarence: Bamaloo you were perfect.
Alabama: Like a ninja?
Clarence: Like a ninja.

Who are some of your favorite Badass on-screen couples? Keep the conversation going below!

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CAST: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sam Worthington, Olivia Williams, Terrence Howard, Joe Manganiello, Harold Perrineau, Joe Manganiello, Josh Holloway and Mireille Enos

FOR MORE INFO:

Official Site: http://www.sabotagethefilm.com

Official Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SabotageMovie

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SABOTAGE hits theaters March 28

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