REDEEMER (2014) – The Review

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For my money, there are two truly amazing, ass-kicking action flicks that came out of 2014 and wouldn’t you know, neither of them are from the United States. One of them is the Indonesian sequel called THE RAID 2 and the other is the Chilean film called REDEEMER, written and directed by Ernesto Diaz Espinoza. If you enjoy your action fast-paced and in your face, then this is a must-see movie starring Marko Zaror as Pardo, a top former hit man for a drug cartel who has gone rogue, taking down bad guys and wrong-doers in an effort to redeem himself for his past sins in hopes of one day seeing his wife and unborn child in Heaven, both of whom were murdered by a rival assassin known as Scorpion, played by José Luís Mósca.

Feared and respected by Chilean gangsters, the tattoo-covered Pardo — known as The Redeemer — carries with him a handgun with a cross embossed in the handle and a single bullet. Before each mission of redemption against a sinner(s) he prays and plays a holy round of Russian roulette. If he lives, he goes forth and cleans another bad soul of the streets. Bodies quickly pile up as The Redeemer gets closer to the drug lord, an English-speaking, sarcastic jackass named Bradock, played by Noah Segan. As Pardo manhandles and punishes anyone who crosses his path, his true test of will and talent shows up out of his past.

Espinoza has crafted a superbly precise punch-fest, showing off some truly incredible fight choreography developed by the star, Marko Zaror, accompanied by the complimentary cinematography of Nicolas Ibieta. Keeping up with these fights while keeping it real and still visually engaging must have been a Hellish task, but that collaboration pays off big time. Not only does REDEEMER have the look and style of what made the best early 90s action flicks so memorable, it also features an equally reminiscent soundtrack with music by Claudio Rocco.

REDEEMER is a success due to many elements. The general plot is not necessarily anything original, but the story itself takes on its own personality and is unique enough to carry itself without ever feeling tired and played out. I found myself watching the film, not distracted, but in the back of my mind thinking about how it has elements of what made films like DESPERADO (1995) and THE CROW (1994) so memorable. Then I also realized it had storytelling elements that reminded me of Jackie Chan films, such as RUMBLE IN THE BRONX (1995), but without the cheese factor. That’s when I realized this is a film seen 20 years past its era, but it never feels dated. This is martial arts action filmmaking at its nostalgic finest.

Zaror is a master of his craft. Some of the fight sequences will literally blow your mind. Seriously. If you’re not careful, you’ll be picking bits of your brain off your widescreen television. In particular, the final fight before Pardo finds Bradock is with Bradock’s right hand man, his captain, so to speak, and this fight is not only long but rich in detail. Espinoza works beautifully with Zaror in capturing the essence of the fight with realism. Not only does the scene amaze with its creativity but the finer details like Pardo sizing up his opponent, noting his weaknesses and finding his opportunities are all present. Furthermore, Espinoza doesn’t make Pardo another unbeatable, perfect fighting machine. Pardo gets hit frequently and does not always have the upper hand. This is especially true once we witness Pardo’s final fight for his life and the life of a young woman.

REDEEMER gets the adrenaline flowing from the beginning and maintains an exhilarating pace, but the film also catches the eyes of more discerning viewers who may appreciate the MMA (mixed martial arts) sensibility of Zaror’s talents and the evolution of Pardo’s fighting style(s) as he adapts his technique depending on the number and abilities of his opponents. REDEEMER does often implement the slow motion camera technique in the editing room, but does so with a very light hand with the purpose of showcasing the more extraordinary spinning kicks and flips and acrobatic awesomeness that occurs on the screen. This is a film about drug dealers and organized crime, so guns do come into play, but are not the focus of the action and Pardo himself favors his feet and fists over guns as his deadly weapons of choice, except when absolutely necessary.

Espinoza delivers a movie that takes me back to the heyday of JCVD (Jean Claude Van Damn) and exposes audiences to a martial arts master otherwise not well known to the world outside of Central and South America. The drug lord played by Noah Segan is occasionally a bit much, cheeky and perhaps trying to hard to channel Christian Slater, but ultimately we realize he’s not the true big bad antagonist to Pardo anyway, which allows the audience to write Bradock off a sort of comic relief. REDEEMER is well worth seeing and, given the opportunity, certainly worth seeing in the theater if you’re a fan of quality action movies.

REDEEMER opened in theaters and Video On Demand on June 12th, 2015.

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

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Fantastic Fest 2014: KUNG FU ELLIOT – The Review

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KUNG FU ELLIOT is not what it first sets out to become. In fact, by the end, you’ll find out — once more — that truth is sometimes stranger than fiction. From the very beginning of the film, it takes every fiber of your being to resist the inclination of writing it off as another mockumentary. Oh, this is just another take on what they started with This is Spinal Tap some three decades ago. Wrong. What you are about to watch is actually a documentary, and perhaps, one of the most compelling, honest and revealing of the year… even though, ironically, the film is so heavily rooted in deception.

Filmmakers Matthew Baukman and Jaret Belliveau set out to document the life of a somewhat peculiar but fascinating character they discovered by chance. Elliot “White Lightning” Scott, the self-proclaimed “first action star of Canada” is an amateur low-budget filmmaker from the neighbor up north. He is beginning production on his third film, titled BLOOD FIGHT, when the filmmakers begin their journey with Elliot and his girlfriend Linda, who also produces Elliot’s films, and his best friend who also acts in his films. What they discover over the course of filming, a revelation that is slowly riveting as it is hilarious, is that things are not as they appear in Elliot’s life.

KUNG FU ELLIOT is as much, if not arguably more of a comedy than a drama, despite its non-fiction origins. Audiences will certainly empathize with Linda, Elliot’s unbelievably patient and tolerable partner, as she puts up with his day dreams of fame and complete lack of financial and practical worth as a member of society. On top of paying all the bills, providing food, clothes and shelter for Elliot, Linda also bankrolls his films and literally every other aspect of his life. She even forks out for him to attend acupuncture school and travel to China with his class to study abroad, where we learn that his narcissistic ego knows no borders.

Whether disbelief replaces disgust with mockery and laughter, or you just plain develop a seething hatred of the film’s central character, one thing is for sure about KUNG FU ELLIOT… you’re not going to like him very much. After watching the film with my wife, the first words out of her mouth upon recovering from the shock, were to say “I f*cking hate this guy!” Strong words from someone who has never met him in person, but it perfectly conveys my point. Elliot does not carry himself as someone who purposely goes out of his way to be a douche bag, he just is and fails to realize the truth of his existence in the world.

What is truly heartbreaking about the film, you know, in the solemn moments between rolling in laughter on the floor and shaking your head, wondering if what you just saw really, actually happened in real life, what’s truly heartbreaking is that everyone else in the film, all the others in his life — at least the few he has in his life — are counting on him to make good on these pipe dreams of which he seems truly, honestly convinced will come true. Elliot plays these decent, albeit eccentric, human beings in a way that they buy into it hook, line and sinker, perhaps because Elliot himself has taken his own bait, or so it seems.

KUNG FU ELLIOT is a film that’s easy to get lost within the surface qualities, making the unexpected conclusion of the film even more shocking. Not only has he played his partner and friends, but he’s player the filmmakers and the audience as well. If you recall the documentary CATFISH (2010) then you understand the underlying deceptive quality of the story, minus the technology of the internet. The primary difference here is that KUNG FU ELLIOT oozes with authenticity, whereas CATFISH always had this sense of integral doubt of authenticity that lurked around every corner of the film. KUNG FU ELLIOT wears its deception on its sleeve, we just don’t realize it until Elliot rolls down his sleeves.

KUNG FU ELLIOT is making appearances at Film Festivals worldwide.

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

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THE RAID: REDEMPTION – The Review

Once more, an incredible film emerges from an once unlikely corner of the world, to many a place virtually unknown to Americans. This time, its Indonesia and the film is THE RAID: REDEMPTION. Do you think you know action? No, not Schwarzenegger and Stallone, but true badass, butt-kicking, jaw-dropping action that sticks to your ribs like so many seen brutally busted? If so, then this is one film you had better not miss… or else!

THE RAID: REDEMPTION — from here out referred to simply as THE RAID — is written and directed by Gareth Evans. You may be wondering why or how a film from Indonesia is made by a guy who certainly doesn’t sound Indonesian, but really… who cares?!?! [From what I gather, Evans is Welsh-born and a cinephile uniquely obsessed with Eastern culture. I’m down with that.] Evans clearly has a firm grasp on the culture, the setting and the hardships of the Indonesian people. The film takes place in a crumbling, urban setting, primarily a towering housing complex/fortress controlled by the local drug and crime boss who rules with a heavy hand, blatantly providing safe haven for all the worst type of subhuman beings — for a price — mocking the authorities who fear to enter his domain, as many have tried and failed.

Reluctant but loyal to his duty and eager to do his part in ending the reign of criminal terror, this is where our hero Rama (Iko Uwais) enters the story. Rama is a young, but lethal soldier for justice, a husband and soon-to-be father with a glimmer of giving his unborn child a better future twinkling in his eye. This will ultimately be what drives Rama through the pain as he takes on the highrise from hell. What Evans does that I appreciate is to introduce our hero in a way we’re not normally accustomed to seeing, a montage cutting between shots of Rama training in solitude and shots of Rama praying in solitude as well. He’s a complete man, father and husband, at peace and clear-headed… making him dangerously focused and powerful.

THE RAID spends a little time up front introducing the characters on both sides, a little time setting up the premise for what is about to take place on screen, then quickly throws the audience right into the police raid which rapidly unravels into chaos and bloodshed, a vertical monsoon of bullets followed by a barrage of unbelievable feet and fists that will have you on the edge of your seat. The fight choreography in THE RAID is superb, and without the (apparent) use of wires, this is a feature film showcasing a whole new cast of awe-inspiring martial artists. At first, hot lead is everywhere, followed by cold steel and hardened fists when the bullets run out. This is when the fun really begins and the pain takes hold.

The story, while simple and direct, has a team of SWAT-like police infiltrating the corrupted high rise with the implied intent of ridding it of the criminal cockroaches plaguing their city. What eventually reveals itself is a twist at the end, one I will not divulge, but will elude to it being a fairly formulaic but effective plot tool which takes a backseat to the great portion and focus of the film, which is the magnificent fight choreography, conceived by Yayan Ruhian (remember this name) and Iko Uwais himself. Truly amazing stuff on display here guys, and gals. THE RAID features more moments of phantom pain amidst the audience than I can recall in so many years. I found myself on multiple occasions reacting with an “Oooh, ow!” or flinching or briefly turning away, then morbidly looking back for more. Busted heads, broken backs, faces, ribs, necks, limbs… it’s all demolished on both sides of this epic conflict with fantastic, painful realism. I do love Jackie Chan, but these guys make his real-life stunts and fight choreography look tame in comparison.

Remember that guy whose name I said to remember? In addition to co-choreographing THE RAID, Yayan Ruhian also plays Mad Dog, the crime boss’ enforcer, opposite his right hand man, who has a secret of his own to be discovered when you see this film. Mad Dog is the little psycho killer who could, and seemingly NEVER FREAKING DIES! This short, long-haired little mutt’s bite is way, way way worse than his relatively quiet bark. It’s rare that I find myself actually rooting in a way for the bad guy, but Mad Dog in a monster in a small package. He does more damage to this crew of tactical enforcers of good than Godzilla has down to Tokyo. Pain is his middle name and he prefers fists and feet to guns, as he explains before utterly annihilating Rama’s #2 guy Jaka (Joe Taslim), but not without a lengthy and spectacular fight to the death.

THE RAID only has one, relatively minor flaw, hence receiving 4.5 rather than 5 stars. The film is light on depth of plot and back-story, but not so much that it detracts from the overall enjoyment of the film. Hey, sometimes you just want to be entertained by extraordinary, excessive violence, right? Otherwise, why would mixed martial arts be so popular? Speaking of which, imagine the best MMA fighters being thrown together into a massive multi-level royal rumble a la Donkey Kong and you still wouldn’t have the level of awesomeness available to you in THE RAID: REDEMPTION. ‘Nuff said!

Overall Rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars

THE RAID: REDEMPTION opens today, April 13th, in Saint Louis at Landmark’s Tivoli Theatre.

Top Ten Tuesday: Most Anticipated Fantastic Fest Films


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The time is nearly upon us, the annual gathering of genre hounds, eager to experience the greatest, the most shocking and exhilarating collection of fascinating feature (and short) films of 2011 — Fantastic Fest, presented by Alamo Drafthouse Cinema in Austin, Texas.

Look, the truth is, this is my first time. Yes, I am a Fantastic Fest virgin, but I am overwhelmingly excited to finally be experiencing this tradition that promises to be more than just a film festival. Having recently announced in three waves its lineup of feature films, as well as its short film lineup and even its special events, Fantastic Fest is now speeding towards us at full throttle, barreling into Austin with the force of a Texas-sized stampede of longhorn steers jacked full of Red Bull and Viagra.

With such a diverse and eclectic mix of films, and so many to choose from, here’s a sneak peak at the Top Ten films I am most looking forward to at this year’s edition of Fantastic Fest. Read it and weep, but only if you’re not going to be in Austin from September 22-29.

Honorable Mention:

AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON (1981)

You are absolutely correct. This is NOT a new film, nor is it one of those dreaded remakes we see so much of these days. No, this is the John Landis classic, considered by many to be one of the best werewolf flicks, and the crowning jewel of Rick Baker’s incredible special FX makeup career. The film will have a 30th anniversary screening at Fantastic Fest and special effects maestro Rick baker will be in attendance. I’m thrilled to be seeing this in the theater for the first time.

Read more about the film HERE.

* On a side note, I am equally excited about the opportunity to see Lucio Fulci’s HOUSE BY THE CEMETERY (1981) and ZOMBIE (1979) in a theater, both of which will also be playing as part of the Fantastic Fest lineup.

10. THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2 (Full Sequence)

This film brings up the rear (no pun intended, or is it?) of my list due to the simple fact that I’m not exactly excited to see this sequel from Tom Six. I mean, I am… I want to see what he has managed to do to top himself, but at the same time, I’m a tad apprehensive about the experience. HUMAN CENTIPEDE (First Sequence) really wasn’t as gory or extreme as some talk would have made it out to be. Part of the reason it was an uncomfortably interesting experience is that Tom Six delivers the goods without excessively exposing the goods, in other words… what makes us squirm is mostly implied, not revealed. Check out the teaser trailer for HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2 (Full Sequence) HERE.

Read more about the film HERE.

09. TAKE SHELTER

TAKE SHELTER is one of those films that sends chills down my spine, not so much because it looks scary, but because it looks so unbelievably good. Written and directed by Jeff Nichols, whose first film was SHOTGUN STORIES, the film stars the always fascinating Michael Shannon, most recently known for his gripping portrayal of Bible-nut and FBI Agent Nelson Van Alden in the HBO original series Boardwalk Empire. Jessica Chastain (THE TREE OF LIFE) stars opposite of Shannon as his concerned wife Samantha. Concerned because her husband Curtis (Shannon) is having dreams of massive storms, and worse, which begin to bleed into his real life as he becomes obsessed with renovating and preparing an old storm shelter. TAKE SHELTER looks to be more than just a powerful drama, but appears to be filled with intriguing special effects and an enigmatic story that will have me intensely glued to the screen.

Read more about the film HERE.

08. EXTRATERRESTRIAL

EXTRATERRESTRIAL is written and directed by Nacho Vigalondo, whose first caught my attention with his intriguing science-fiction thriller TIME CRIMES (2007). The story is one of an alien invasion, but the difference in this film is that the invasion has already occurred. Julio wakes up in a flat with Julia, the woman of his dreams… whom he met only last night. The invasion occurred in the time between while they slept, now leaving the city empty. What happens next?

Read more about the film HERE.

07. KNUCKLE

So, you enjoyed Guy Ritchie’s SNATCH, did ya? Well, that was an entertaining film, for sure, but you’ve not seen anything yet. KNUCKLE is the real deal! This documentary reveals an epic 12-year journey of filmmaker Ian Palmer, as he passionately captures the secretive and brutally dangerous world of Irish Traveller bare-knuckle fighting. There are no rounds. The fight does not end until one of the fighters gives up, or is knocked out. The film follows three rival clans, and all the drama that comes along with these true characters and their unique life experiences.

Read more about the film HERE.

06. BEYOND THE BLACK RAINBOW

Holy crap! If you’ve watched the trailer for BEYOND THE BLACK RAINBOW, you are probably asking yourself “what the hell did I just watch?” Don’t feel bad, I did as well, but that’s what has me hooked. The only way I can even begin to describe what I’ve seen at this point is that it looks visually stunning, quite possibly similar to what may have been born if David Lynch had directed THX-1138. Written and directed by Panos Cosmatos, this looks to be one tripy, mind-bending movie… and its his first feature film outing, which is extraordinary on its own.

Read more about the film HERE.

05. A LONELY PLACE TO DIE

A LONELY PLACE TO DIE stars Melissa George, written and directed by Julian Gilbey, tells the story of five mountain climbers enjoying their time out in the Scottish wilderness… until they stumble upon a disturbing secret that will put all of their lives at risk. Aside from all the stunning beauty of the Scottish landscape, this film brings back the kind of thriller we’ve seen too few of recently. This is a tale of survival, plain and simple. The film appears to be bare bones, cut to the chase and down to basics… and that’s the biggest reason I am so excited to see A LONELY PLACE TO DIE.

Read more about the film HERE.

04. YAKUZA WEAPON

Co-directed by, and starring Tak Sakaguchi, YAKUZA WEAPON is going to be so… much… fun! Based upon the popular Japanese manga from Ken Ishikawa, the film is a visual assault on the senses, but its a good pain. The story is of a yakuza warrior who is murdered (to put it simply) and brought back as a shape-shifting bio-mechanical killing machine. Promising to contain all of what makes great midnight cinema so memorable, we can look forward to excess gore and violence, ridiculous jokes, insane acts of absurdity and an never-ending smorgasbord of the unbelievable and unexpected.

Read more about the film HERE.

03. YOU’RE NEXT

Unfortunately, there’s no trailer for YOU’RE NEXT, but what I can tell you is the film is Simon Barrett and directed by Adam Wingard, the same team that brought us A HORRIBLE WAY TO DIE, which was one of the most original and well made serial killers films of recent years. This promises to be as much fun as bloody violence and murder can get… but, here’s a synopsis from Chase Whale to tide you over:

Off to a secluded mansion in the middle of nowhere, Crispian (Bowen) brings new girlfriend Erin (Vinson) to meet his brothers and parents for a nice weekend getaway. What he doesn’t know is that there is a small group of animal-masked killers outside the mansion who want to take a stab at making sure none of the guests leave alive. One very crucial thing the killers didn’t have on their research checklist was Erin’s unnatural instinct for survival. Chaos ensues and body parts fly.

Read more about the film HERE.

02. THE INNKEEPERS

If you haven’t seen HOUSE WITH THE DEVIL and you say you’re a fan of modern horror, you’re not being honest with yourself. As outspoken about his craft as he is talented, director Ti West unveils his newest film THE INNKEEPERS to Fantastic Fest audiences… in person! This horror-comedy with have the filmmaker in attendance, which always makes the experience twice as memorable. For a glimpse into what this film is all about, here’s a synopsis from Brian Salisbury:

Luke and Claire are about to be freed of their crappy job, but not by any manner of their choosing. The Yankee Peddler Inn is closing its doors forever. In an effort to make their last night more bearable than the hundreds that preceded it, these two amateur ghost-hunters pound too many beers and strive to capture evidence of a real apparition. Against the warnings of a famous, recently arrived actress-turned-psychic, these two delve deeper and deeper into the unknown; something that could very well make this the last job they ever lose.

Read more about the film HERE.

01. MELANCHOLIA

If nothing else, no one can say director Lars von Trier is boring or formulaic. Often as controversial himself as are his films, von Trier is one of the most imaginative and philosophical filmmakers working today. MELANCHOLIA seemlessly blends the cosmic apocalyptic science-fiction genre with his more recognizable flair for human drama. The story follows the rocky relationship of two sisters during a global existential meltdown as a previously unknown planet has emerged from behind the sun and is on a crash course for planet Earth. MELANCHOLIA was nominated for the Palme d’Or at this year’s Cannes Film Festival and awarded Kirsten Dunst with Best Actress at Cannes, a massive and curious accomplishment for a star I’ve not previously been thrilled about, but now has me eager to see for myself.

Read more about the film HERE.

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Review: ‘Blood: The Last Vampire’

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‘Blood: The Last Vampire’ is a mixed bag when it comes to quality. But despite that I found myself liking it quite a bit. It’s based on an anime OVA and series that came out almost ten years ago, and does a good job of expanding the story of Saya (Gianna Jun), a very old, but eternally young vampire who works with an organization to take out all the remaining vampires in the world.

The agency Saya works for places her in a US military base in Japan during the Vietnam conflict. Since she looks sixteen it’s her job to infiltrate the on base high school and see what she can find. It kind of has a Japanese Buff the Vampire Slayer feel to it at first, but quickly turns into an all out blood bath when Saya discovers there’s a lot more Vampires both in the school, and the local Japanese village.

Along the way Saya teams up with Alice (Allison Miller) who is the daughter of the base’s commanding general. She’s a trouble maker, always rebeling against her father. One day after kendo practice at school she’s attacked by two bully school girls who are actually Vampires. Saya of course comes to the rescue and this is where the movie really starts to pick up. The blood bath that ensues is fantastic. They use the actors themselves, which says a lot considering they’re using mostly unknown actors and actresses. One of the vampire girls is a bit on the heavier side, adding a bit of realism, and she’s just as vicious as the others.

When the agency that uses Saya attacks Alice’s dad, Alice goes on a quest to find out why and what’s really going on. This leads her and Saya to uncover a lot of mysteries about Saya’s past and the movie kind of just goes off in the direction of taking out the head vampire.

It’s clear that the writing stinks right from the start and the acting is pretty subpar. Allison Miller and Gianna Jun do a good job of working together and Gianna gives a really good performance considering she’s never done an English speaking role before. Gianna only has a few roles under her belt and it’s pretty obvious here she did most of, if not all of her own stunts nad sword fighting. The camera is right on her face during many of them, and that’s where the movie shines.

With a lacking plot, the main reason to see this film is the intense action. There’s a fight scene in the middle of the film that is one of the coolest, most brutal sword fights I’ve seen in a long time. Saya goes nuts on a massive group of vampires. She’s flipping through the air, slicing them in half, and bisecting them every chance she gets. There are a few chops that will make every guy watching go “Oooooouuuuuch!” All of the blood is digital, giving the film a very 300 type of feel. There’s some of that speed up/slow down type of cinemetography as well.

The biggest problem with the action is that it’s just a little too ambitious for it’s budget. There are a lot of effects that do a good job of conveying an idea, but simply don’t hold up by todays standards. It’s a shame too, because if they were just a bit better, this could have been a massive blockbuster film with a massive cult following.

Why The New ‘Mortal Kombat’ Film Will Suck

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If there’s going to be a new ‘Mortal Kombat’ movie, chances are it’s going to suck something awful. First off let me say that the news every nerd outlet is grabbing onto isn’t really news. I’ve been reading about this Chris Casamassa talking about being in a new ‘Mortal Kombat’ film since ‘Mortal Kombat Annihilation’ hit the gaming consoles years ago.

But, if it is true, the fact Chris Casamassa knows anything about it is proof it’s destined to fail. This is not 1996. Since then we’ve had a strong shift in what we expect from our martial arts films, and I don’t think karate instructors from California who doubled as Batman in the worst comic book film ever put on the big screen is a way to even approach this concept.

When you think of martial arts in films, I think we all go back to 1999 when the Wu-Shu style of martial arts filming got a Hollywood boost in ‘The Matrix’. This set a standard for fight scenes in American productions. Pulling in an experienced crew with choreographers like Wu-Ping, who are legends in the industry, became like second nature. If I heard about a group like this being involved, I’d have more faith. But with Chris Casamassa being the one linked to the film, I’m worried the fights would be outdated and lack the epic look a movie like this would need to even compete in today’s world of martial arts.

Groups like 87eleven, which is an American based company, have taken their cue from this Asian style of choreography.   They are the reigning champs of modern martial arts when it comes to films. Their fight scenes are some of most memorable in history. Involvement of their group would, again, bolster my faith in this film, but they’ve said nothing as well.

Other reasons this might suck also go back to Chris Casamassa (who I’m just giving a beating to, and I’m kinda sorry about that). If Chris Casamassa is involved, then it means they’re looking for some kind of continuity between the old films and the new film. If that’s the case then there’s no way you could get me to see this movie. ‘Mortal Kombat’ is that film people refer to as “that one good video game movie.” But, sadly, thirteen years later, it does NOT hold up at all. The fights are boring by today’s standards, the acting is even worse, and even characters we all loved like Scorpion and Sub-Zero are boring.

Take a look at the fight between Johnny Cage and Scorpion from the film.

It’s boring! The choreography is incredibly poor. The fighting looks telegraphed and too planned out. It’s slow and methodical, and they don’t look to be improvising anything. It’s also shot with terrible, American aesthetics from a director who’d never done a martial arts film before. Now do you that Chris Casamassa has actually gotten better in thirteen years? Chances are he’s slower, weaker and less in shape. That version of Scorpion doesn’t exactly make me shake in my boots.

‘Mortal Kombat’ has grown as a franchise and has a long and extensive history of characters and events. Even the hero, Liu Kang, died and came back as a zombie. That’s how many of these games there have been. Raiden actually switched sides at one point and was completely evil.

If you want to make this game into a movie, and do it correctly there’s only one way to go.   That’s with an experienced martial arts director, a cast of experienced martial arts experts, and a team like 87eleven backing them up. But there’s a chance this movie isn’t even getting made.

‘Mortal Kombat’ isn’t exactly at the top of everyone’s must play gaming pile, and while Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe was a surprisingly fun and a well-balanced fighting game, it was a financial failure, and the promised DLC for the game is officially canceled (which annoyed me because the “constant stream” of new content they promised was the reason I purchased it).

Ed Boon (the creator of Mortal Kombat who actually voiced Scorpion) recently tweeted that they’re working on Mortal Kombat 9. The first real sequel to a MK game in years, and he’s really excited about it. But you’d think he’d bring up this new film in some way. Addressing it as truth, or as a rumor. He hasn’t said a thing on his twitter about it.

I’d leave this rumor as just that… a rumor. Until we hear from WB, or Ed Boon, I doubt we’ll be seeing a Mortal Kombat movie hitting the theaters anytime soon, especially not next year.

Character Cage Match: Bolo Yeung vs. Dalip Singh

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The WAMG Character Cage Match is going to start getting a little more… brutal, shall I say? This edition features some massive muscled, stone cold, tough as nails big bad thugs. What does the evil criminal mastermind do when the heroic good guy gets too close? Well, he sicks his ginormous brick wall with lethal fists henchman on the good guy as Dr. Evil escapes. These guys are typically short on gray matter, but are as soft and cuddly as a 3 foot thick brick wall covered in broken glass and barbed wire.

Today’s featured Cage Match pits the veteran Bolo Yeung against the rookie Dalip Singh. Here’s how it works… we present the contenders, lay out their abilities, experience and backgrounds … then, You decide who will be victorious in a no holds bar brawl inside the Hollywood steel cage of death. Let the fight begin!

Bolo Yeung:

  • Height: 5’6″
  • Alias: The Beast from the East, The Chinese Hercules, Chong Li
  • Career: Over 50 movies
  • Appearances: Enter the Dragon, Bloodsport
  • Trained in various forms of martial arts including Wing Chun, prefers the style of Tai-Chi.
  • Former Mr. Hong Kong Bodybuilding Champion, held title for 10 years!
  • Was a student of Bruce Lee
  • Swam from China to Hong Kong in the 60’s to escape communism

Dalip Singh:

  • Height: 7’2.5″
  • Alias: Great Khali, Dilbu, Dalip, Turley
  • Career: Only 2 movies so far, many appearances on WWF, WWE, ECW
  • Appearances: The Longest Yard, Get Smart
  • Trained in Japanese grappling, Aikido, Judo, Greco Roman Wrestling, Kalari (Indian martial art)
  • Former two-time Mr. India bodybuilding champion
  • Defeated The Undertaker on Smackdown
  • Formerly an officer in Punjab state police

Movie Melting Pot… ‘King Boxer’ (Hong Kong, 1972)

More affectionately known as ‘Five Fingers of Death’ (Tian xia di yi quan), this classic of the martial arts genre is said to have started it all. All of what, you ask? All that is the modern martial arts genre beginning with the 70’s. From the exaggerated bloody special effects to the just slightly fantastical physical capabilities of the masterful martial artists, ‘King Boxer’ delivers on many levels.

Lieh Lo plays Chao Chih-hao, a promising young martial arts student who chooses not to jump at every chance to fight. Chao has his heart set on his master’s daughter Yin-Yin, but when his master poorly defends his school against a local gang of troublemakers he sends Chao to study under a far superior master named Shen Chin-Pei. He tells Chao that if he competes in an upcoming tournament and defeats the cruel Ming Dung-Shun, he may have his daughter’s hand in marriage.

Chao arrives under Shen’s guidance as his and a rival school prepare to compete in the tournament. During his training, the two schools endure unsanctioned fights of honor and revenge, Chao meets a young singer creating a sort of love triangle and Shen is severely wounded by a dishonorable blow during a fight to protect his school. As a result, Shen gives Chao his secret manual and instructs Chao to go off alone and learn Iron Palm, also referred to as Iron Fist. This powerful technique uses the flow of Chi in a way that makes ones hands extremely hard and tough and increases the strength of one’s blows.

There is far more to the story evoked in ‘King Boxer’ than we typically find in most martial arts films. It’s this very complexity and depth of storytelling that helps immensely in making this a fantastic cinematic experience. Of course, the choreography and cinemtography of the fights and the blending of styles also adds it’s own touch of brilliance. At one point in the film, the rival school hires on a Japanese samurai to eliminate the competition. This plot element adds some fascinating additional layers to the story as well as the visual style and fight chemistry. While watching this film, one should also take note of the way in which the blood and gore (relatively minimal compared to modern cinema) are handled and realize the influence this film first has had on many more recent movies.

As incredible as ‘King Boxer’ is, I found the feature-length audio commentary on the DVD equally as entertaining. Once you see this film, you’ll understand how influential this film was over the work and film philosophy of Quentin Tarantino. Anyone familiar with Tarantino’s work will instantly point out the various styles, sounds and scenes that would become major elements in Tarantino’s awesome two-part ‘Kill Bill’ movie. It’s a great eye-opening realization and the best part is we get to hear all about these and many other movie-related Mega Movie Geek stories and insights from Quentin Tarantino and film scholars David Chute and Elvis Mitchell. This Dragon Dynasty DVD release also includes interviews with action director Lau Kar-Wing and director Chang-Hwa Jeong.

Movie Melting Pot… ‘Volcano High’ (South Korea, 2001)

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‘Volcano High’ (2001) [originally titled ‘WaSanGo’] is a South Korean action-comedy written and directed by Tae-gyun Kim. The story follows Kim Kyung-soo (Hyuk Jang), an outcast student who is continually expelled from his high schools for violence. The problem is, Kim is a magnet for bullies and when he’s attracted, his “special” abilities come out and he has little control over his own power.

Deemed as a threat and a menace, Kim is enrolled in the last remaining high school that will take him. Volcano High is notorious for it’s violence. Kim vows never to use his powers again, but he’ll find it a difficult promise to keep, surrounded by students who all possess a special talent for the martial arts. The students belong to various clubs specific to their devoted forms of martial arts. One bully will do anything to retain his rank of the most powerful fighter in the school.

Mr. Ma is the leader of the group of five teachers charged with disciplining the students at Volcano High. They also protect a secret manuscript that is said to hold great powers for he who possesses it’s secrets. Song Hak-rim is truly the most powerful fighter in the school, but he was framed and is imprisoned for trying to steal the secret manuscript. After Kim discovers him, Song helps Kim to discover the true extent of his powers and the ability to control them. Now Kim must become the hero and save the day for the entire school, threatened by Mr. Ma’s “tough love” approach towards controlling the students. Continue reading Movie Melting Pot… ‘Volcano High’ (South Korea, 2001)

RZA working on a Martial Arts film …

Chud talked to Eli Roth about this, and here is what he had to say:

“Yes, it is true.   RZA’s script is amazing.   He has been studying   directing with Tarantino for years. and he’s really ready to get   behind the camera.   His impact on rap music and hip hop culture cannot be measured, and he’s ready to add his own unique style and   vision to the world of film.   This movie will have everything martial arts fans could want, combined with RZA’s superb musical talent.   This project has been his dream for years, and I’m thrilled to be a part of it.   And fans should know that yes, there will be blood… This ain’t no PG-13.”

This is insane, RZA is a mastermind for so many things, and I think that this was a natural progression into martial arts films. If you have ever listened to Wu Tang Clan you know his obsession with martial arts runs deep. He has made cameos in a ton of films, worked on soundtracks and has just been an all around badass for years…