FIFTY SHADES FREED – Review

What does the FREED in the title actually mean (if you aren’t referring to the audience finally escaping this dreadful trilogy)? In author E.L. James’ world perhaps it’s in relation to series star Anastasia Steele gaining the strength in this film to bark back at her possessive boyfriend-turned- husband. But this idea of freedom is confusing since neither the author or director James Foley (now on his second entry in the series) acknowledge fully how she gains her strength. Is she freed because she has come to terms with simply following his orders or does she feel free in those moments of defiance? Once again, this is just another example of a film series that is just as knotty when it comes to handling romance as they do thematic elements.

Just like the previous films in this mishandled trilogy, FIFTY SHADES FREED might have been more successful if it would treat the overly serious proceedings with a little more levity and soap opera theatrics. Attempting to approach the material in a serious manner just makes the proceedings that much more painful to watch. From the preposterous Cinderella story turned thriller to the asinine dialogue, this final entry delivers exactly the type of climax we’ve been anticipating: a long, drawn-out date that doesn’t know how to stimulate the mind or the body.

But leave it to Mr. Grey to “know” what’s good for the audience. His controlling persona is taken to another level this time as he frequently chastises Anastasia for things such as wanting to take her top off at a nude beach in France, not wanting to change her last name after they are married, or even enjoying a night out with one of her friends without him. Grey’s dominance over her life extends past the bedroom into all aspects of her life. Why Ana or anyone in the audience is smitten with this manipulative, trust-fund brat is beyond me. Furthermore, it continues to paint an unhealthy portrait of a “dom & sub” relationship for the soccer-mom book-of-the-month-club readers who don’t know any better.

While the previous films aimed for steamy and sultry and fell somewhere between languid and prude, FREED leans more into thriller territory. Needless to say, their approach to tension and thrills is as disastrous as its approach to sex in the last two. The first hour of the film is snooze-worthy. The mystery of who is putting the newly married Greys in danger and why is met with the same eye roll that the actors are practically doing on camera. Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson can no more convince me that they believe in this material than me believing that the studio will let this franchise die if this makes another $500 million at the box-office. This isn’t award-winning prose, and now the actors seem to have finally realized this mid-sentence. Let’s just hope that they’re both smart enough to not get roped into another despite the book series coming to a close.

One thing that Foley is having more fun with this go around is the sexual fun. The scenes are a lot more playful this time around and have loosened a bit in its depiction of deviance and non-vanilla sex. A scene later on begins with sneaking downstairs for a midnight snack, and then slyly turns into a sexy and sticky exchange involving ice cream. Despite its inherent awkwardness, the scene ends up being one of the highlights of the film due to Foley’s calculated approach and the actors (finally) feeling more relaxed.

In many ways this might be the worst of the three films because it is an amalgamation of all of the bad elements from each of the films. It’s essentially three movies in one and none are good. You have a bad romance, a problematic bedroom-fantasy, and a boring thriller, all packaged together in one famously bad trilogy. That being said, FIFTY SHADES is still the most sex we’ve seen from a major film studio in quite some time. That’s not a bad thing if it is a step towards Hollywood and the general public to stop viewing sex as a taboo subject. But as a series of films offering sleazy and steamy escapist fun… it’s obvious that they didn’t come close to fulfilling our needs.

 

Overall Score: 1 out of 5 

FIFTY SHADES FREED opens everywhere Feb. 9th

 

Zayn And Taylor Swift Featured In “I Don’t Wanna Live Forever” Song From FIFTY SHADES DARKER

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Opening in theaters February 10 is FIFTY SHADES DARKER The new extended trailer featuring “I Don’t Wanna Live Forever (Fifty Shades Darker)” by Zayn and Taylor Swift has debuted online.

Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson return as Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele in FIFTY SHADES DARKER, the second chapter based on the worldwide bestselling “Fifty Shades” phenomenon. Expanding upon events set in motion in 2015’s blockbuster film that grossed more than $560 million globally, the new installment arrives for Valentine’s Day and invites you to slip into something a shade darker.

When a wounded Christian Grey tries to entice a cautious Ana Steele back into his life, she demands a new arrangement before she will give him another chance. As the two begin to build trust and find stability, shadowy figures from Christian’s past start to circle the couple, determined to destroy their hopes for a future together.

Also returning from Fifty Shades of Grey are Academy Award winner Marcia Gay Harden, Jennifer Ehle, Victor Rasuk, Luke Grimes, Rita Ora, Eloise Mumford and Max Martini, who are joined for the first time by Oscar winner Kim Basinger, Bella Heathcote and Eric Johnson.

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FIFTY SHADES DARKER is directed by James Foley (Fear, House of Cards) and once again produced by Michael De Luca, Dana Brunetti and Marcus Viscidi, alongside E L James, the creator of the culture-spanning blockbuster series. The screenplay is by Niall Leonard, based on the novel by James.

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FIFTY SHADES OF GREY – The Review

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Some of the steamiest sex scenes in the history of cinema are often just that – a wild scene that takes you to an exotic place in that moment. A memorable sex scene though will have a lasting effect on the viewer not just because of the sensual imagery but because the characters and their journey are just as memorable. Take for example the movie INDECENT PROPOSAL. You only remember the sex on the kitchen floor or in the money-covered bed in Vegas because the performances by Demi Moore and Woody Harrelson are so intense. In many ways that is part of the reason why Hollywood sex scenes are often more memorable than just pornography that you can find online. Part of it has to do with our cultural desire to see celebrities exposed; to see them at their most vulnerable. But the other part has to do with “exaggerated sex” vs. “natural sex.” For many the “natural sex” of pornography is too immediate and too direct, while mainstream cinema can show well-known public figures in a simulated but elaborate fantasy. It’s the fantastical element that ignites the interest for many. Both shouldn’t be perceived as “natural” per say, but it’s the intent behind each that separate the two. Most pornography intends to show real scenarios or a form of fantasy based around reality, where the erotic forgery seen in films like BASIC INSTINCT, UNFAITHFUL, and many others is elevated in our minds because of the filmic characters and because these films give the audience more than just the illusion of actors being paid to perform sex.

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY is a partial failure because of this very fact. Even though Mr. Grey is a cinematic fantasy that pines to be remembered, the only thing about this dull and lifeless character that will leave an impression on you after leaving the theater is the image of his washboard abs. Jamie Dornan as the strong and silent, secretly brooding billionaire delivers vacuous dialogue with neither a smirk nor a hint of personality. I don’t entirely blame him for failing to ignite sparks from Kelly Marcel’s poorly written script of E.L. James’ TWILIGHT fan-fiction turned novel, but Dakota Johnson does a much better job with the material. She has a natural screen presence that warms up the cold and grey surroundings. In fact, her adorable and naïve delivery makes some of the more painful lines and jokes easier to digest. The chemistry between them comes and goes. Director Sam Taylor-Johnson spends far too long building tension, which I typically am not against. But considering how wooden and uptight Mr. Grey comes off in these early scenes, it’s a welcome relief once the couple strips off all the clothes and begins their sexual journey. That’s where Taylor-Johnson seems the most comfortable – not to mention why audiences will rush to the theater. The sex scenes are well done and tastefully photographed by Seamus McGarvey. The results are far from steamy, if not maybe a little too vanilla given what I was expecting. Isn’t this stuff supposed to be more racy?

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It can’t be the clichéd plot that kept the attention of readers from all over the world; it’s far from inspired. Anastasia Steele (Dakota Johnson) goes to interview Mr. Grey (Jamie Dornan) for the school’s newspaper one rainy Seattle afternoon. Ana immediately intrigues him. Maybe it’s because this shy and flower-print wearing student isn’t an attractive woman wearing a short and tight fitted grey dress like all of the women who seemingly run Grey House Enterprises. This attraction leads him to stalking her at the hardware store she works at, tracing her location after a drunken phone call from a nightclub, and showing up out of nowhere to a family vacation with her mother. And don’t worry ladies, he wants you to know he “doesn’t do romance.” This sharp dressed guy is quite the catch, am I right? Their relationship continues to blossom as Mr. Grey constantly pressures Ana to sign a contract so that he can have consensual sex with her… that involves rope, whips, and other forms of dominant role playing.

The “steamy” acts that are at the center of FIFTY SHADES are far from the kinkiness typically associated with the world of BDSM; for those unfamiliar with the acronym, it means bondage, dominant, submissive, masochist. Most of what we see though is your standard choreographed Hollywood sex. Unlike some directors who might show the two leads in a series of close-ups that obstruct what the viewer sees – creating just a flurry of skin tones and limbs – Sam Taylor-Johnson thankfully doesn’t try to hide either actor’s body. Their actions and movements are clearly visible, but again, what separates their trysts from your average sex scene would hardly make your grandmother blush. Blindfolds and ice have been used in steamier scenes before, and the peek into Grey’s playroom feels like just that. Different whips, plugs, and floggers can be seen but are hardly used. I know that this is just the first in a series of books so I can only assume these toys might come into play later on in the eventual sequels. In the meantime, I couldn’t help but see their non-inclusion here as Hollywood once again showing how prudish they really are.

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We learn later in the film that Mr. Grey is nurturing past childhood memories of abuse through his desire for pleasure and pain. This desire wouldn’t be such a problem if the story didn’t try to place meaning or give an excuse for his actions by giving us the old “well that’s why he’s like that” story. Forcing the audience to equate mistreatment and abuse – especially criminal abuse since it was by someone much older than him while he was a minor – to the desire to be a dominant sex partner creates a grey area that many in the BDSM community will take issue with. Not all “doms” or “subs” come from a background of abuse, and for the “book of the month” soccer moms who come to a film like this with little to no knowledge on the subject, they are now exposed to the reckless insinuation that the book’s author presents. And this isn’t the only way James’ novel misrepresents the world of BDSM. Having Grey come across as a stalking and persistent shadow, constantly harping on Ana to sign the contract, gives off the idea that he will soon have all the power and that she’s this weak victim. When in reality, in most “dom/sub” relationships it is actually the submissive that has all the power. She would be the one who gives him the power; she would be the one to masculate him but only through her strength and willingness to be temporarily free of her own power – not the other way around. It’s a mutual respect and trust that goes beyond just a piece of paper with guidelines typed on it. Watch the 2002 film SECRETARY starring Maggie Gyllenhaal and James Spader to see what I mean. Sure, in the bedroom Grey is nice and concerned about her well being (as a dominant should be), but to show the relationship as one-sided as the film does could lead those interested or new to this sort of fun into a potentially dangerous situation.

In the end, even with all the script and story issues and its misrepresentation of cultural aspects within a sexual community, FIFTY SHADES is still the most sex we’ve seen from a major studio film at the multiplex in quite some time. That’s not a bad thing. It’s a dumb escapist sex fantasy, but if it is a step towards stopping Hollywood and the general public to continue to view sex as a taboo subject (especially compared to our acceptance of violence in our entertainment), than that may not be a bad thing. Let the fans of the books enjoy their fantasies, and maybe if this GREY phenomenon continues to grow something better or at least more memorable might come along.

 

Overall rating: 2 out 5

 

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY is now playing everywhere

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Win Tickets To The Advance Screening of FIFTY SHADES OF GREY In St. Louis

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WAMG has your passes to one of the most anticipated films of 2015!

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY is the hotly anticipated film adaptation of the bestselling book that has become a global phenomenon. Since its release, the “Fifty Shades” trilogy has been translated into 51 languages worldwide and sold more than 100 million copies in e-book and print—making it one of the biggest and fastest-selling book series ever.

Stepping into the roles of Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele, who have become iconic to millions of readers, are Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson. The movie also features Jennifer Ehle, Luke Grimes, Rita Ora and Marcia Gay Harden.

Directed by Sam Taylor-Johnson, FIFTY SHADES OF GREY opens in theaters on February 13, 2015.

WAMG invites you to enter for a chance to win passes (Good for 2) to the advance screening of FIFTY SHADES OF GREY on February 11th at 7PM in the ST. LOUIS AREA. We will contact the winners by email.

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FIFTY SHADES OF GREY has been rated (Restricted – Under 17 Requires Accompanying Parent or Adult Guardian) for strong sexual content including dialogue, some unusual behavior and graphic nudity, and for language. 

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Watch The First Trailer For FIFTY SHADES OF GREY; New Photos

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Opening in cinemas on Valentine’s 2015, here’s the steamy new trailer for FIFTY SHADES OF GREY from Universal Pictures and Focus Features.

How ’bout it Fifty Shades fans – is the this what you were hoping for? Let us know in our comments section below.

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY is the hotly anticipated film adaptation of the bestselling book that has become a global phenomenon. Since its release, the “Fifty Shades” trilogy has been translated into 51 languages worldwide and sold more than 100 million copies in e-book and print—making it one of the biggest and fastest-selling book series ever.

Stepping into the roles of Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele, who have become iconic to millions of readers, are Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson.

Joining Dornan and Johnson in the cast are Luke Grimes as Elliot, Christian’s brother; Victor Rasuk as José, Anastasia’s close friend; Eloise Mumford as Kate, Anastasia’s best friend and roommate; Marcia Gay Harden as Dr. Grace Trevelyan Grey, Christian’s mother; Rita Ora as Mia, Christian’s sister; Max Martini as Taylor, Christian’s bodyguard; Callum Keith Rennie as Ray, Anastasia’s stepfather; Jennifer Ehle as Carla, Anastasia’s mother; and Dylan Neal as Bob, Carla’s husband.

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY is directed by Sam Taylor-Johnson and produced by Michael De Luca and Dana Brunetti alongside E L James, the creator of the series. The screenplay for the film is by Kelly Marcel.

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Beyoncé Teases FIFTY SHADES OF GREY With Instagram Preview – Full Trailer on Thursday

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On Saturday evening, singer Beyoncé teased the trailer for FIFTY SHADES OF GREY on her Instagram page. Here’s a look at the quick preview.

Scheduled for a February 13, 2015 release, FIFTY SHADES OF GREY is the film adaptation of the bestselling book that has become a global phenomenon.

Since its release, the “Fifty Shades” trilogy has been translated in 52 languages worldwide and sold more than 90 million copies in e-book and print—making it one of the biggest and fastest-selling book series ever.

Stepping into the roles of Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele, who have become iconic to millions of readers, are Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson. Joining them in the cast are Jennifer Ehle, Luke Grimes, Max Martini, Eloise Mumford, Dylan Neal, Rita Ora, Victor Rasuk, Callum Keith Rennie and Marcia Gay Harden.

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY is being directed by Sam Taylor-Johnson and produced by Michael De Luca and Dana Brunetti alongside E L James, the creator of the series. The screenplay is by Kelly Marcel, with revisions by Patrick Marber and Mark Bomback.

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