Discuss: Obvious Collaborations That Never Happened

While sitting and thinking about the upcoming remake/sequel to ALICE IN WONDERLAND (trust me, it’s not something I do all that often), I couldn’t help but stumble upon one, key element about the film.   It’s Tim Burton.   It features Crispin Glover.   One has never directed the other before, and this is a surprising notion to come across.   Granted, Glover provided a voice in 9 last year, and Tim Burton was a producer on that film.   Before that, though, there has never been a collaboration between these two giants of weird.

This got me thinking.   What other obvious collaborations are there that, for whatever reasons the cinema Gods felt necessary, never came to fruition.   What directors have such an identifiable style that coalesces with the style of an actor or actress that have just never merged together on any, one project?

Here are a few I’ve found:

Martin Scorsese and James Caan
Granted, there are hundreds of thousands of actors who have NOT worked with Martin Scorsese, some of them fairly obvious. I’m sure it would surprise you all to learn he has never directed Tony Soprano himself, James Gandolfini, either. This one, though, shocks me, as James Caan, the quintessential guy’s guy and badass Corleone son, Sonny, has never been directed by Scorsese. Caan has played heroes in his career more than he has villains and mobsters. Nonetheless, this seems like a marriage that should have happened long ago.

John Hughes and Bill Murray
Okay, this one might not be all that head scratching. Hughes mostly directed teen comedies and Murray was mostly in adult-oriented comedies like CADDYSHACK and STRIPES. However, these two were comedy powerhouses throughout the ’80s and most of the ’90s. How their stars never crossed paths, I’ll never know. And I don’t count that tiny cameo Murray had as himself at the end of SHE’S HAVING A BABY. I’ll give you that, Hughes was behind the camera and Murray was in front of it, but the fact that these two never did a full-fledged comedy together is quite surprising.

Ivan Reitman and Steve Martin
This non-collaboration is even more of a head-scratcher than Hughes and Murray. Ivan Reitman had a hand in many an SNL and SCTV alumni’s career, but he and Steve Martin never crossed paths. The closest they come to working together is appearing as themselves in the documentary, STEVE MARTIN: A COMIC LIFE. The fact that Reitman, for all the ’80s, comedy clout he had, never roped Martin in for a role in one of his films is almost sad to consider. There is still time, though, as both of their careers are chugging along quite finely.

William Wyler and John Wayne
Maybe this one isn’t so obvious. William Wyler isn’t exactly known as a director immersed in the Western genre, but the guy did make a movie called THE WESTERNER, and the Duke wasn’t in it. Wyler was also known to make a war movie here or there, and, though most of them dealt with human side of war, none of these featured John Wayne, either. It’s certainly not as surprising as the next one in line, but it’s still somewhat of a surprise to know these two powerhouses in the ’40s and ’50s never crossed paths.

John Ford and Gary Cooper
This one shocked the hell out of me when I uncovered it. On one side, you have John Ford, the man whose name became synonymous with the sense of Americana in the ’30s and ’40s, the man who directed the great Westerns like STAGECOACH and THE SEARCHERS. On the other side, you have Gary Cooper, the quiet but firm, American, leading man who seemed the perfect fit for the protagonist of such films as HIGH NOON and Sergeant York. I guess, if you really want to get technical, John Ford did do uncredited work on 1938’s THE ADVENTURES OF MARCO POLO starring Gary Cooper, but the fact that there was never a full-fledged collaboration between these two is absolutely staggering.

Robert Wise and Vincent Price
Notably, Robert Wise is not most known for the horror or science fiction films he did. The Val Lewton-produced THE BODY SNATCHER & THE CURSE OF THE CAT PEOPLE and THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL weren’t exactly Wise’s bread and butter. When you look back and really think about their careers, maybe it isn’t such a surprise that Wise and horror master Vincent Price never collaborated, but you can certainly imagine how astounding it would have been had it ever happened.

Garry Marshall or Nora Ephron and Sandra Bullock
Sandra Bullock was in some of the most memorable romantic comedies (heavy on both sides of that coin) of the ’90s and early 2000s. How none of these were directed by Garry Marshall nor Nora Ephron is beyond me. Granted, Marshall’s clout has somewhat petered off since he peaked with PRETTY WOMAN in 1990, and Ephron had a pretty rough period there in the late ’90s and early 2000s when Meg Ryan decided to call it quits. Nonetheless, there is still plenty of time for these behemoths of the romantic comedy genre to come together. Maybe not so much for Marshall, but the other two have all the time in the world.

Quentin Tarantino and Gary Oldman
You can’t count Drexl Spivey. TRUE ROMANCE was only written by Tarantino, and that Tony Scott film was so re-written and tossed about, it seemed more Roger Avary than Tarantino, anyway. Even so, you cannot imagine how incredible Oldman would be working from an unfiltered Tarantino screenplay with Tarantino himself guiding the performance. This is one that, if it never happens, I will go to my grave shocked at the world. This should happen. This better happen. It’s still white boy day, and Spivey could very easily have a twin brother out there, somewhere.

Steven Spielberg and Gene Hackman
Okay, maybe this one is just personal to me. Gene Hackman is my all-time favorite actor, and throughout the late ’70s and ’80s, he seemed like the kind of person who wasn’t afraid to take on some meaty roles in big budget fare. Call it sacrilege, but just about any Richard Dreyfuss role would have been better served with Hackman the one delivering the performance, and one cannot help but wonder, as good as SUPERMAN was, how much better it would have been with Spielberg at the helm instead of Richard Donner.

Those are just a few I have come up with anyway.   Down the road a bit and with a whole lot more digging, I may come up with a part two of this list.   What are some collaborations that you are surprised to find have never come to fruition?   Let us know.   Shoot us a comment with your favorite “would be but never were” Hollywood collaborations.

Discuss: Camping Out for Films/Panels, would you?

Prompted by the crazy Twilight fans who are camping out to check out the ‘New Moon’ panel at Comic Con, and after having recently watched ‘Fanboys’ I was wondering if there were any movies that you would be willing to camp out for?

If Lucas somehow braved a new ‘Star Wars’ film and it was only playing in 1 theater per town, would you camp out to see it?   Is there ANY panel that could get you to pitch the tent and sleep in a public place just to be the first to hear the info? Are we all over saturated with the abundance of theaters that we don’t need to do this anymore? Are the Twilight fans just a ridiculous crazy bunch of obsessed fans?

I want to hear from Potter fans, Twilighters, Tarantino Freaks, Lundgren-heads… Let’s hash hug it out in the comment section below.

Discuss: Statham Vs. Schwarzenegger

crank2contest

With the recent release of Transporter 3 on DVD, Crank: High Voltage opening April 17th and a slew of action films set for 2010/2011 releases, it seems like Jason Statham is really making a name for himself as the go to action superstar. There aren’t many big action stars these days and no matter how much John Cena tries to be one, it’s just not happening. This got me thinking about the biggest action star I knew growing up so I decided to open up a discussion.

Discuss: Is Jason Statham the new Arnold Schwarzenegger?

jason-statham-shotgun

ahnold-shotgun

The comments below are open for the discussion. Play nice.

Jerry Cavallaro – www.AreYouStuckLikeChuck.com

Discuss: Are Movies Too Long?

The Movie Geeks were standing in the lobby of the Tivoli Theater this past Sunday night waiting to go in to see ‘The Wrestler’ when the topic of movie length came up. Â  More specifically, a couple of us were railing on the 152-minute running time of ‘The Dark Knight’, and a couple of us had no problem with the film being that long.

Keep in mind, the average length of a Bollywood film is 14 days. Â  I just made that up. Â  It’s more like 3 hours, but all that singing and dancing can get pretty monotonous.

So, what do you think? Â  Are movies getting too long? Â  Should studios force their directors to cut more out of their films? Â  What’s the perfect length for a film? Â  Would you rather a film be too long or too short?

Let us know! Â  Comment below!