SHARP CORNER – Review

While the halls of the multiplex are filled with the sounds of battling superheroes and video game icons and even some 1930s bloodsuckers, here comes a film that “identifies” as a thriller, though it’s really an insightful character study set during a family crisis. Plus, it’s a compelling showcase for one of our most gifted actors, who often brings “more to the plate’ in many recent action flicks. Oh, and he’s paired with an actress who’s best known for her work in a long-running TV sitcom. But she’s not eliciting laughs here as a young mother dealing with the slowly eroding sanity of her spouse, triggered by the purchase of their dream house that borders a road’s very dangerous SHARP CORNER.

In the story’s opening moments, the McCall family, Papa Josh (Ben Foster), Mama Rachel (Cobie Smulders), and their adorable “moppet”, seven-year-old Max (William Kosovic) arrive at their new home. It’s a sprawling track-house just off the curve of a two-lane road. After the unpacking, dinner, and putting Max to bed, the adults decide to officially “christen” the place with some quiet lovemaking in the living room. But the erotic calm ends abruptly when an automobile tire comes smashing through the huge bay front window. A drunken teen lost control of his car on the curve and crashed head-on into the big tree in the front yard. The authorities arrive too late, which unlocks an idea in Josh, which distracts him at his online tech job the next day (he needs to be on the ball since his old trainee is now his boss). And then another accident occurs. Josh rushes to the scene but doesn’t know what to do during the seemingly endless wait for the EMTs. His sensitive son is having nightmares, which prompts Rachel to insist that they move from this “death trap”. Josh reacts much differently. He begins taking a course in life-saving skills, and even orders a deluxe CPR manikin, all while keeping this a secret from his wife. Soon, Josh is “working from home” to be with Max, while really hoping another crash happens in order to use his new “talents”. When Rachel learns of his obsession, can they hold the family together as Josh assumes the role of “roadside protector”?

As I mentioned earlier, this story gives an opportunity for two talented actors to really “stretch’ and work outside their “comfort zones”. In that aspect, this is an excellent showcase for Foster, who, in a string of action/suspense flicks, has been the quiet, calculating, cold-blooded menace, always coiled to strike at any second. But Josh is a real “piece of work”, a repressed, awkward enigma who only seems to spark when playing with his kid. Foster plays him as a modern day “milquetoast” (I sound ancient), a nondescript passive-aggressive “blip” who has no desire for advancement at his hated job, killing time until he can shuffle about from room to room until he stops at that front window to gaze…and hope for disaster. There’s also a “sing song” 50’s sitcom dad cadence that Foster adopts while trying to “blend into the scenery”. This makes us wonder how in the world Josh landed the sparkling Rachel. Smulders did some dramatic ‘lifting” during her tenure in the MCU, but here she’s a bubbly, strong-willed mother who is fighting to keep the family together after the constant auto carnage just feet from her doorstep. Her Rachel is seeing a side of her hubby that baffles her, until his barrage of silly lies finally breaks her spirit. Both of them shine in the scenes they share with the very unmannered, sensitive Kosovic as the sweet, confused young Max.

In his sophomore feature effort, director Jason Buxton, who also wrote the screenplay adaptation of Russell Wangersky’s short story, imbues the everyday quiet suburban Canadian settings with an undercurrent of dread and depression. This adds considerable dramatic heft to the “demolition derby” in the front yard of Casa McCall. The sudden savagery jars the viewer as we see it slowly erode the family dynamic (though it doesn’t reach the “horror heights of Cronenberg’s CRASH, nor those old 16mm safety shiorts shown in schools for decades). There’s even some echoes of a superhero “origin” story with “mild-mannerd” Josh training to be “CPR-Man”, though that may trivialize the character’s mental “unraveling”.Ultimately, he frustrates us as he squanders an idyllic homestead, spiraling into self-destruction. It’s surprisingly powerful, weakened a bit by a convoluted and morally conflicted finale. Still, the stellar work of Foster and Smulders makes SHARP CORNER quite a ride. I wonder if they considered using Jan and Dean’s “Dead Man’s Curve” for the end credits…

2.5 Out of 4

SHARP CORNER is now playing in select theatres

Marvel Studios’ SECRET INVASION Feels Like A Movie In New Trailer

SECRET INVASION, exclusively on Disney+. © 2023 MARVEL.

Feeling more like an MCU film, watch the trailer for Marvel Studios’ espionage thriller “Secret Invasion”. The live-action, original series premieres June 21, exclusively on Disney+.

In Marvel Studios’ new series “Secret Invasion,” set in the present day MCU, Nick Fury learns of a clandestine invasion of Earth by a faction of shapeshifting Skrulls. Fury joins his allies, including Everett Ross, Maria Hill and the Skrull Talos, who has made a life for himself on Earth. Together they race against time to thwart an imminent Skrull invasion and save humanity.

Marvel Studios’ “Secret Invasion” stars Samuel L. Jackson, Ben Mendelsohn, Cobie Smulders, Martin Freeman, Kingsley Ben-Adir, Charlayne Woodard, Killian Scott, Samuel Adewunmi, Dermot Mulroney, Christopher McDonald, Katie Finneran, with Emilia Clarke and Olivia Colman, and Don Cheadle.

Ali Selim directs the series and executive-produces, along with fellow executive producers Kevin Feige, Jonathan Schwartz, Louis D’Esposito, Victoria Alonso, Brad Winderbaum, Samuel L. Jackson, Ali Selim, Kyle Bradstreet and Brian Tucker. Kyle Bradstreet is also the head writer, and Jennifer L. Booth, Allana Williams and Brant Englestein serve as co-executive producers.

(L-R): Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury and Cobie Smulders as Maria Hill in Marvel Studios’ Secret Invasion, exclusively on Disney+. Photo courtesy of Marvel Studios. © 2022 MARVEL.

Don Cheadle as James ‘Rhodey’ Rhodes in Marvel Studios’ Secret Invasion, exclusively on Disney+. Photo courtesy of Marvel Studios. © 2022 MARVEL.

Kingsley Ben-Adir as Rebel Skrull leader Gravik in Marvel Studios’ Secret Invasion, exclusively on Disney+. Photo courtesy of Marvel Studios. © 2022 MARVEL.

(L-R): Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury and Ben Mendelsohn as Talos in Marvel Studios’ SECRET INVASION, exclusively on Disney+. Photo by Des Willie. © 2023 MARVEL.

Emilia Clarke as G’iah in Marvel Studios’ SECRET INVASION, exclusively on Disney+. Photo by Gareth Gatrell. © 2023 MARVEL.

(L-R): Emilia Clarke as G’iah and Ben Mendelsohn as Talos in Marvel Studios’ SECRET INVASION, exclusively on Disney+. Photo by Des Willie. © 2023 MARVEL.
Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury in Marvel Studios’ SECRET INVASION, exclusively on Disney+. Photo by Des Willie. © 2023 MARVEL.
Martin Freeman as Agent Everett Ross in Marvel Studios’ SECRET INVASION, exclusively on Disney+. Photo by Gareth Gatrell. © 2023 MARVEL.
Olivia Colman as Special Agent Sonya Falsworth in Marvel Studios’ Secret Invasion, exclusively on Disney+. Photo courtesy of Marvel Studios. © 2022 MARVEL.

SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME – Review

Wallopin’ web snappers, that’s one busy lil’ bug. Sorry, arachnid, I know. I’m speaking of our “friendly neighborhood” Spider-Man. In particular, the hero as played by Tom Holland. After all, he was introduced to us only three years ago, when Sony Studios (so very wisely) handed over the creative reigns of the character’s live-action film franchise to the Disney/Marvel Studios. But Sony could still do (and does) spin-offs (like last year’s VENOM) and animated films like the Oscar-winning SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE. Of course, Holland follows in the spandex boot steps of Tobey Maguire (2004-06) and Andrew Garfield (2012-14). Now the webbed wonder was part of a bigger movie “playground” and immediately swung into the “big brawl” in 2016’S CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR. He got his first solo flick (with a big assist from Iron-Man and an inspired cameo from Cap) the next Summer. And naturally, he was part of the epic Avengers clash with Thanos that concluded about two months ago. Wow, this dude deserves a vacation. So after a harrowing HOMECOMING, here comes SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME. Do you really think you’ll get a little R&R, young Mr. Parker? Okay….

This globe-trotting adventure starts in a Mexican village that’s the site of a destructive disaster. But not a natural one. That’s why Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson ) and Maria Hill (Cobie Smulders) arrive to investigate. Moments after stepping out of their vehicle, the two are threatened by a towering creature. Then out of a green cloud, a caped man mounts a counter-attack. Back in the “Big Apple”, the students of Midtown High are still dealing with the aftermath of “the blip”. That’s their phrase to describe the “Thanos snap”, which sent about half of the student body into a five-year limbo. When they returned the kids hadn’t aged while those not “blipped” did (lots of awkward moments, for sure). Despite that disruption, Peter Parker (Holland) and BFF Ned (Jacob Batalon) are psyched for the Science Club’s big tour of Europe. Ned’s daydreaming of an overseas romance while Pete is hoping to get closer to MJ (Zendaya). That night, as Spider-Man, he helps Aunt May (Marisa Tomei) with a charity fund-raiser for those affected by the blip. Backstage, Happy (Jon Favreau) drops by with a big check, but Pete suspects that he’s there for May (“eeyeww”). Happy warns Pete that Nick Fury wants to talk to him, but Pete sends his call to voicemail. The next day Pete and his pals are on the big flight, first stop Venice. All’s well until another dangerous titanic monster emerges from the canals. Luckily the caped man appears and teams up with Pete. Later he discovers Fury waiting for him in his hotel room. The two go to Fury’s secret base of operations where they meet Maria and the “caped man” who calls himself Quentin Beck (Jake Gyllenhaal), though the local media dub him “Mysterio”. He explains that he came to our Earth through a dimensional rift from his version of Earth (another oddity caused by Thanos). Unfortunately, the monsters that destroyed his planet, “the Elementals” (Earth, water, etc.), followed him. The worst of them, “Fire” is still at large, and Fury wants Spidey’s help. But Pete can’t since he’s with his high school crew (if they see Spidey then they’ll put “two and two together”). Does he think that Fury will take no for an answer? And more importantly, when will Pete get some “alone time” with MJ? Talk about a “long, strange trip”.

Once again, Holland is the perfect embodiment of the beloved pop culture icon. This time though he gets to bring more emotional shadings to Peter and his alter ego. Through his mournful eyes, Holland shows us that he’s still dealing with the loss of an adored fallen friend (better play it safe in case there those unaware of the epic finale of this year’s biggest blockbuster), whose image seems to be everywhere. But then there’s the possibility of romance as Holland behaves like an excited puppy as he plots and plans to “woo” MJ. And there’s the anxiety about having to “step up to the plate” to battle these otherworldly menaces. That’s where Gyllenhaal’s Beck figures in. With his empathetic gaze and somber sense of gravitas, which gives an added punch to his tragic backstory, Beck seems to be the mentor/big brother/ father figure that Peter needs. Plus Gyllenhaal makes a decisive action hero, working that dark magenta flowing cape (a good contrast to his fluorescent green bodysuit) like an old fashioned swashbuckler. Oh, speaking of “father figures”, the cranky demanding “bad Dad” to Beck’s nurturing, encouraging “good Dad” is Jackson in his third “go-around’ this year (!) as Fury. The perpetually P.O.’ ed superspy has no patience for Pete’s teenage concerns and will get his mind on the “right track”, something that Pete really does need. Plus it’s great to see Jackson paired up once more with Smulders as the tough, no-nonsense Hill.

Here’s a nifty full page splash from Spidey’s co-creators in 1963’s Spider-Man Annual #1. Dialogue by Stan Lee. Art by Steve Ditko

While the above-mentioned actors handle most of the big action set pieces of the story, a terrific supporting cast adds wonderful comic relief and some provide the tale’s big emotions. That’s the case with Zendaya who still slays with a snarky insult as the very cool MJ. In this flick, Ms. Z shows us that the air of detachment is a wall she puts up to conceal her true feelings, at times a defense barrier, one that is slowly being taken down, brick by brick, by Pete’s sunny honesty (maybe not about everything). She’s a good action heroine, rather than another “damsel in distress”. Then there’s the always enthusiastic, optimistic Ned played with great comic timing by Batalon whose unexpected subplot yields lotsa’ laughs. Also hilarious is Tony Revolori as the taunting, arrogant Flash Thompson, whose bravado may also be a defense against an inner turmoil (a touch of pathos). Tomei as “Aunt” May is still Pete’s always encouraging supportive anchor, but now she’s his partner, bouncing back from the shock of the revelation at the end of the last film. It’s no wonder that she attracts the attentions of Happy Hogan, played with blustery gusto by Favreau. He and Pete share an affection for her along with a sense of loss for a friend (again, avoiding a spoiler). He could be more of an affable “Dutch uncle” who frets over Pete as often as he’s frustrated by him. There are many inspired “pairings’ in the film, but the funniest may be the class trip faculty chaperones played by the fabulous comic actors Martin Starr (seems like he was just a student on the TV treasure “Freaks and Geeks”) returning as Mr. Harrington and J.B. Smoove (HBO’s “Curb Your Enthusiasm”) as driving instructor from the 2017 promotional short, Mr. Bell.

And here’s the conclusion of Mysterio’s initial appearance on the 1960’s Spider-Man Saturday morning cartoon

Returning director Jon Watts gives us another thrilling superhero epic, though he’s going for a different “vibe” this time around. Unlike Homecoming, he’s not going for the big laughs, often with slapstick “payoffs” in the web-swinging battles. After an opening scene or two dealing with the tragic finale of the last MCU release, the story, aside from the monster attacks, settles into an update/reboot of the romantic teen comedy/dramas of the early 60s, like WHERE THE BOYS ARE, ROME ADVENTURE, or A SUMMER PLACE, with young people falling for each other in exotic locales. But credit screenwriters (also Spidey vets) Chris McKenna and Erik Sommers for balancing the “hearts and flowers” couplings with a plot full of twists and turns, deceptions and determination. Like ENDGAME it dives very very deep into the whole Marvel “movie-verse” to throw us plenty of curves. Unfortunately, the conflict gets a tad tech-heavy, with Spidey almost becoming a computer game avatar in the big London-based climactic showdown. The wallcrawler works best against flesh and blood adversaries like the Vulture (and Kingpin in last year’s animated film) where it becomes a “mano y mano’ battle of wills. Still, there are some remarkable sequences, particularly as Spidey tries to survive a true waking “nightmare” in which his innermost fears spring to vivid ferocious life (and using some creative comics images). The European location work is most impressive (maybe some savvy company will put together a travel tour based on this flick) and the stunt work is astounding (with Pete out of the spandex for a couple of scenes), though that ending may be too visually “busy”. Still, it’s an entertaining, thrilling romp with a mid-credit sequence promising an interesting new direction (of course, you know to stay through the credits). Audiences will be happy that they were caught up in the tangled web of SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME. Now, where’s that passport?

3.5 Out of 4 Stars

SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME Teasers Provides First Look At Jake Gyllenhaal As Mysterio

Here’s a first look at the brand new trailers for SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME.

Starring Tom Holland, Samuel L. Jackson, Zendaya, Cobie Smulders, Jon Favreau, JB Smoove, Jacob Batalon, Martin Starr, with Marisa Tomei and Jake Gyllenhaal (Quentin Beck / Mysterio), the film opens on July 5.

Peter Parker returns in SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME, the next chapter of the Spider-Man™: Homecoming series.

Our friendly neighborhood Super Hero decides to join his best friends Ned, MJ, and the rest of the gang on a European vacation. However, Peter’s plan to leave super heroics behind for a few weeks are quickly scrapped when he begrudgingly agrees to help Nick Fury uncover the mystery of several elemental creature attacks, creating havoc across the continent.

Some takeaways from this first trailer:

  • Jake Gyllenhaal is Quentin Beck / Mysterio – he really looks like Mysterio, especially with the helmet!
  • Nick Fury and Shield
  • Does the film take place before or after AVENGERS: ENDGAME?
  • Spidey’s Black suit
  • Appearance of THE ELEMENTALS
  • Aunt May dating Happy – The chemistry between them is a hoot and cute.

Based on the MARVEL Comic Book by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko.

SPIDER-MAN: ™ FAR FROM HOME

WAMG Giveaway – Win KILLING GUNTHER Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger on Blu-ray


Action superstar Arnold Schwarzenegger stars in the hysterical action docu-comedy Killing Gunther, arriving on Blu-ray™ (plus Digital), DVD, and Digital on December 26 from Lionsgate. The film is currently available On Demand. Also starring Taran Killam, Bobby Moynihan, and Cobie Smulders, the hilarious adventure follows Gunther, the most infamous hit man of all time, as he seeks revenge on a dysfunctional group of assassins who are comically attempting to kill him to advance their careers. Written and directed by Taran Killam (TV’s “Saturday Night Live”) in his directorial debut, the Killing Gunther Blu-ray™ and DVD includes a blooper reel and deleted scenes, and will be available for the suggested retail price of $21.99 and $19.98, respectively.

Now you can own KILLING GUNTHER on Blu-ray. We Are Movie Geeks has 4 copies to give away. All you have to do is leave a comment answering this question: What is your favorite movie that stars Arnold Schwarzenegger? (mine is JINGLE ALL THE WAY!). It’s so easy!
Good Luck!

OFFICIAL RULES:

1. YOU MUST BE A US RESIDENT. PRIZE WILL ONLY BE SHIPPED TO US ADDRESSES.  NO P.O. BOXES.  NO DUPLICATE ADDRESSES.

2. WINNERS WILL BE CHOSEN FROM ALL QUALIFYING ENTRIES.


Killing Gunther is a comedy set in the world of contract killers. A group of young, raw, and undisciplined assassins hire a docu-crew at gunpoint to have undeniable proof that they’re the ones who will kill the most infamous hit man of all time, Gunther (Arnold Schwarzenegger). But Gunther is on to them before they know it and makes their lives a living hell, turning the hunters into the prey in a kill-or-be-killed race against time.


BLU-RAY / DVD SPECIAL FEATURES

  • Blooper Reel
  • Deleted Scenes

CAST
Taran Killam                              “Saturday Night Live,” “Drunk History”
Bobby Moynihan                       “Saturday Night Live,” Inside OutThe Secret Life of Pets
Cobie Smulders                        “How I Met Your Mother,” Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Arnold Schwarzenegger           Terminator franchise, The Expendables franchise, Total Recall

KILLING GUNTHER Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger on Blu-ray, DVD and Digital HD on December 26th


Action superstar Arnold Schwarzenegger stars in the hysterical action docu-comedy Killing Gunther, arriving on Blu-ray™ (plus Digital), DVD, and Digital on December 26 from Lionsgate. The film is currently available On Demand. Also starring Taran Killam, Bobby Moynihan, and Cobie Smulders, the hilarious adventure follows Gunther, the most infamous hit man of all time, as he seeks revenge on a dysfunctional group of assassins who are comically attempting to kill him to advance their careers. Written and directed by Taran Killam (TV’s “Saturday Night Live”) in his directorial debut, the Killing Gunther Blu-ray™ and DVD includes a blooper reel and deleted scenes, and will be available for the suggested retail price of $21.99 and $19.98, respectively.


Killing Gunther is a comedy set in the world of contract killers. A group of young, raw, and undisciplined assassins hire a docu-crew at gunpoint to have undeniable proof that they’re the ones who will kill the most infamous hit man of all time, Gunther (Arnold Schwarzenegger). But Gunther is on to them before they know it and makes their lives a living hell, turning the hunters into the prey in a kill-or-be-killed race against time.


BLU-RAY / DVD SPECIAL FEATURES

  • Blooper Reel
  • Deleted Scenes

CAST
Taran Killam                              “Saturday Night Live,” “Drunk History”
Bobby Moynihan                       “Saturday Night Live,” Inside OutThe Secret Life of Pets
Cobie Smulders                        “How I Met Your Mother,” Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Arnold Schwarzenegger           Terminator franchise, The Expendables franchise, Total Recall

Tom Cruise Stars In New JACK REACHER: NEVER GO BACK Trailer

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To hold you over until the new Tom Cruise movie hits theaters next month, check out the new poster and IMAX trailer for director Edward Zwick’s JACK REACHER: NEVER GO BACK.

Jack Reacher (Tom Cruise) returns with his particular brand of justice in the highly anticipated sequel JACK REACHER: NEVER GO BACK. When Army Major Susan Turner (Cobie Smulders), who heads Reacher’s old investigative unit, is arrested for Treason, Reacher will stop at nothing to prove her innocence and to uncover the truth behind a major government conspiracy involving soldiers who are being killed. Based upon JACK REACHER: NEVER GO BACK, author Lee Child’s 18th novel in the best-selling Jack Reacher series, that has seen 100 million books sold worldwide.

Paramount Pictures will release the film in theaters October 21, 2016

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Tickets now available at IMAX.com.

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Check Out the New JACK REACHER: NEVER GO BACK Trailer

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Two things are gonna happen in the next ninety seconds.

First, you’re going to read this sentence. Second, you’re going to watch this trailer:

ACK REACHER: NEVER GO BACK starring Tom Cruise is in theaters October 21, 2016

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JACK REACHER: NEVER GO BACK, a sequel to 2012’s JACK REACHER, is based on author Lee Child’s 18th book in the bestselling Jack Reacher series, Never Go Back. The film is written by Richard Wenk (THE EXPENDABLES 2, THE EQUALIZER”), Marshall Herskovitz (LOVE AND OTHER DRUGS, THE LAST SAMURAI) & Zwick.

Tom Cruise is producing alongside Don Granger (MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE – ROGUE NATION, JACK REACHER), Skydance Media’s David Ellison and Dana Goldberg (MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE – ROGUE NATION, EOSTORM), and Christopher McQuarrie (MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE – ROGUE NATION, VALKYRIE). The executive producers are Paula Wagner (WAR OF THE WORLDS, “THE OTHERS) and Herb Gains (THE JUDGE, NON-STOP).

JACK REACHER: NEVER GO BACK also stars Cobie Smulders (“How I Met Your Mother,” AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON), Danika Yarosh (Heroes Reborn), Austin Hebert (“Bonnie and Clyde”), Patrick Heusinger (QUANTUM BREAK, GIRLFRIEND’S GUIDE TO DIVORCE”), Aldis Hodge (STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON, A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD), and Holt McCallany (Blue Bloods, GANGSTER SQUAD).

 

Tom Cruise Begins Filming JACK REACHER: NEVER GO BACK In New Orleans

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Paramount Pictures and Skydance Media today announced that principal photography has commenced on JACK REACHER: NEVER GO BACK, starring Tom Cruise (the MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE franchise, EDGE OF TOMORROW) and directed by Edward Zwick (THE LAST SAMURAI, BLOOD DIAMOND).

Production will take place in New Orleans. The film is set for release on October 21, 2016.

The new film, a sequel to 2012’s JACK REACHER, is based on author Lee Child’s 18th book in the bestselling Jack Reacher series, Never Go Back. The film is written by Richard Wenk (THE EXPENDABLES 2, THE EQUALIZER”), Marshall Herskovitz (LOVE AND OTHER DRUGS, THE LAST SAMURAI) & Zwick.

Cruise is producing alongside Don Granger (MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE – ROGUE NATION, JACK REACHER), Skydance Media’s David Ellison and Dana Goldberg (MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE – ROGUE NATION, EOSTORM), and Christopher McQuarrie (MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE – ROGUE NATION, VALKYRIE). The executive producers are Paula Wagner (WAR OF THE WORLDS, “THE OTHERS) and Herb Gains (THE JUDGE, NON-STOP).

JACK REACHER: NEVER GO BACK also stars Cobie Smulders (“How I Met Your Mother,” AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON), Danika Yarosh (Heroes Reborn), Austin Hebert (“Bonnie and Clyde”), Patrick Heusinger (QUANTUM BREAK, GIRLFRIEND’S GUIDE TO DIVORCE”), Aldis Hodge (STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON, A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD), and Holt McCallany (Blue Bloods, GANGSTER SQUAD).

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Tom Cruise is a global cultural icon who has made an immeasurable impact on cinema by creating some of the most memorable characters of all time in legendary films such as TOP GUN, JERRY MAGUIRE, RISKY BUSINESS, MINORITY REPORT, INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE, A FEW GOOD MEN, THE FIRM, RAIN MAN, COLLATERAL, THE LAST SAMURAI, EDGE OF TOMORROW, THE COLOR OF MONEY, and the MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE franchise among many others.

A consummate filmmaker involved in all aspects of film production, Cruise has achieved extraordinary success as an actor, producer, and philanthropist in a career spanning over three decades. A three-time Academy Award nominee and three-time Golden Globe Award winner his films have earned over eight billion dollars in worldwide box office alone – an incomparable accomplishment.

RESULTS – The Review

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For the last half a century or so, Americans have been on a seemingly never-ending quest for physical perfection. This has manifested itself in the proliferation of cosmetic surgeons, health food stores, diet books and programs, and the wide spread, often popping up overnight, health clubs (AKA spa, the gym, the fitness center, etc…). So, naturally these places would become a movie location, in comedies (in the 63′ classic original THE NUTTY PROFESSOR, Jerry Lewis causes havoc at a “Vic Tanny Gym”) to documentaries (the PUMPING IRON flicks). Then there’s those hybrid comedy/drama/romances like the John Travolta 1984 vehicle PERFECT and the Robert Altman ensemble called, simply, HEALTH. Now, in this new low-budget “indie” flick, three unlikely (and often unloveable) characters come together when one of them heads into a health club (sounds like an old joke set-up, “A guy walks into a spa…”), hoping, needing ,to achieve eventually, but not too slowly, RESULTS.

But, like the magazine ads, here’s the before picture. On an NYC street, schlubby Danny (Kevin Corrigan) pushes the call box to an apartment building, to no avail. He tries yelling up at the window, only to see it slam shut. Jump cut several months later and we’re at a small Austin, TX fitness club, “Power 4 Life”. Danny strolls in and asks about signing up. He’s escorted to the office of P4L’s owner/manager Trevor (Guy Pearce). After a sales spiel, Travor asks Danny about his goals (overall health, stamina…) and is stunned by the reply (“I wanna’ be able to take a punch, y’know?”). Oh, and Danny wants to work out in his home with one of the staff personal trainers. After he leaves, Trevor is about to give the gig to one of the hulking male instructors, when Kat (Cobie Smoulders), a feisty trainer who had a past fling with Trevor, overhears and insists on taking the job, despite the description of Danny ‘s “creepy vibe”. Kat is surprised when she meets him at his plush leased mansion complete with lots of recently purchased exercise equipment. Seems that after Danny was dumped and divorced by his wife, he inherited a fortune from his estranged mother. Things go well, so well that she accepts his offer to enjoy a little “herb” acquired from his local lawyer buddy Paul (Giovanni Ribisi), which leads to things getting a bit more physical than the usual “reps”. But on her next session visit, she’s horrified that he’s hired a blues combo and a local chief to cater an intimate meal. When she informs Trevor, he returns to lay down the law, but the two men strangely bond and soon become business partners in Trevor’s expansion plans. And just how does this complicate this already very complicated threesome?

This  intimate, slice of life study boasts an impressive cast, its main asset being the energetic performance of Smolders as the aggressive, confrontational Kat. She may be best known to film audiences from her role in the Marvel movie universe as Maria Hill, Nick Fury’s top-notch second in command at the agency formerly known as SHIELD, or as Vince Vaughn’s long-suffering girlfriend in DELIVERY MAN. But this character may be closer in spirit to her breakthrough role on the long-running TV sitcom “How I Met Your Mother”, with her snarky barbs and “no B.S.”, cut-to-the-chase attitude (speaking of chase, her terrific first scene has her running, during her daily jog, down a client scarfing  a cupcake). This film may be Smolder’s key card into some great films that require her to be more than the male lead’s “eye candy” (much as in DELIVERY) as she’s this story’s vibrant pulse. Giving a more relaxed performance is Pearce as the ambitious spa owner, who seems to be confused over his feelings about Kat and Danny. This loose style may stem from the fact that Pearce is free from doing a Brit or American accent (as in THE KING’S SPEECH or THE HURT LOCKER) since Trevor is a transplanted “Aussie”. And the role is a great change of pace from several villains of late (like LAWLESS). Of course his work isn’t quite as casual as that of Corrigan, the film’s hard-partying protagonist. His Danny is a laid-back dude who’s not been that changed by the flood of “F.U.” money into his life. As Trevor mentioned, he does have that “vibe”, but seems a good guy to “hang with”. Still the Kat’s initial encouragement of his flirtation is a tad tough to accept. As for the supporting players, Ribisi breezes through his “burned-out” legal stoner and rehashes the gravely-voiced lowlife he’s done too many times before (CONTRABAND, THE RUM DIARY). There’s a welcome appearance from Anthony Michael Hall as Trevor’s inspiration, but he’s got little to do besides glower into the camera and spout inspirational platitudes (“Pain is a reward”) while affecting a Slavic accent as he twirls a kettle-ball. Brooklyn Decker, as his subservient trophy wife, is given little do to, beside offer new courses, in a stilted dinner party sequence.

Writer/director Andrew Bujalski, whose last feature was the micro-budgeted COMPUTER CHESS, leads this seasoned cast with a more assured hand (CHESS was comprised almost entirely of movie newcomers), and, as stated earlier, elicits bravada work from Smolders. Unfortunately, the script often lets this talented ensemble down. Many scenes have no real conclusion or payoff, they mainly just stop or evaporate into the hazy Southwestern horizon. Plus most of the character motivations remain a mystery (Trevor is upwardly mobile, but Kat and Danny?). After an hour or so, the story grinds down to a lethargic stumble toward a conclusion that leaves too many threads dangling in the warm Texas breeze.. Ms. Smolders usually makes the film work when cutting through the “mumblecore” clutter (she’ll be igniting the screen in superior projects very soon), but audiences may feel in need of a real cinematic workout (to get their heart rates pumping once again) after these lackluster RESULTS.

3 Out of 5

RESULTS opens everywhere and screens exclusively in St. Louis at Landmark’s Tivoli Theatre

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