SELF/LESS – The Review

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Body/mind transference, the central idea behind the thriller SELF/LESS, is so flush with opportunity that it’s frustrating to see this new movie fly off the rails so early and so completely. SELF/LESS has the premise for thought-provoking science-fiction, but it doesn’t have the gumption. It would rather be a blockbuster than a mind-bender but it turns out to be neither. Ben Kingsley stars as Damian Hale, a miserly real-estate magnate at death’s door who pays a quarter million dollars for the services of the shadowy corporation known as ‘Phoenix Biogenics’ (we know he’s rich because he’s shown in his Trump-style penthouse complete with solid gold doors and bannister). Albright (Matthew Goode), Phoenix’s spiffy young chief, offers his clients ‘Shedding’, a process of transferring the mind from the old and sick body into a healthy younger human grown organically in their lab. Damian awakens in his new skin, now called Edward (now played by Ryan Reynolds) and is sent to New Orleans, where’s he’s told to forget his former life and not to contact anyone from his past, which he does right away, phoning, then hanging up on, his daughter with whom he has a strained relationship. His new young body turns out not to be grown in a test tube after all (shocker there!) but was a family man with a wife (Natalie Martinez) and child who had volunteered to turn his  body over to the nefarious folks at Phoenix in exchange for keeping his sick daughter alive. Damian is supposed to pop his daily red pill to keep Edward’s old memories at bay, but of course neglects to one day and he’s soon off to revisit the younger man’s family.

The set-up of SELF/LESS recalls SECONDS, the unforgettable 1966 John Frankenheimer film where an older man (John Randolph) hires a shady high-tech service to provide him with the beefed-up, younger body of Rock Hudson and a fresh start in life. SECONDS was a terrifying drama about despair, regret, and identity while SELF/LESS addresses the existential consequences of this Faustian theme in but a couple of early scenes. Damien/Edward plays basketball with some street youth and there’s a nice moment where he takes a foxy young gal to bed, marveling at the virility of his new shell. If this review sounds spoiler-ish, it’s really not. Everything I’ve described happens in the first 25 minutes (of a long 115). The moment Damien reconnects with Edward’s family, he becomes the target of Phoenix’s well-armed hit squad led by the seemingly-invincible Anton (Derek Luke) and SELF/LESS abandons all intrigue, devolving into a lame pursuit thriller with 90 more minutes of conventional shoot outs, fistfights, and car chases. Since Edward, it’s revealed, is ex-Special Forces, he has the skills to dispatch the army of goons on his heels and to handle the weaponry thrown his way, especially the flame-thrower that comes in handy in a couple of scenes.

SELF/LESS is Hollywood at its worst: pointless, witless, and unnecessary. HOT CHICK was a deeper look at this subject. It’s helmed by the talented Tarsem Singh, who’s offered up eye-popping imagery in previous films like THE CELL, THE IMMORTALS, and THE FALL (even his failed Snow White take MIRROR MIRROR was fun to look at), but his new film is so visually unambitious, it’s hard to believe it’s the same director. The key special effect is when that red pill fails to kick in and there’s a sort of glitchy short-circuit video-warp of Damien/Edward’s face, but even that’s not as low-tech ridiculous as the magical body-mind transference device that looks suspiciously like a CT scanner modified with some Christmas lights because that’s exactly what it is. Singh does a terrible job directing the action. The editing is so confusing and the action so logic- and consequence-free that it becomes almost unwatchable. Since its New Orleans-set, the big showdown must take place in an abandoned warehouse “used to house Mardi Gras floats”, and a bizarre scene in Edward’s backyard involving an SUV, a startled horse, and that flame-thrower is jaw-dropping in its ineptness. Ryan Reynolds does what he can with the weak material, Kingsley seems to have fun with his bad Bronx accent, and Matthew Goode acts as if he’s auditioning for the next 007 villain. SELF/LESS is nothing more than a lazy, soulless studio effort wrapped up in an enticing sci-fi landscape and will be forgotten before long, red pill or not.

1 of 5 Stars

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Check Out The New Clips And Featurette For Tarsem Singh’s Sci-Fi Film SELF/LESS

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Outlive your life with Ryan Reynolds, Matthew Goode, Derek Luke & Sir Ben Kingsley with a new clip & featurette from Gramercy Pictures’ SELF/LESS.

In this provocative psychological science fiction thriller, an extremely wealthy man (Academy Award winner Ben Kingsley) dying from cancer undergoes a radical medical procedure that transfers his consciousness into the body of a healthy young man (Ryan Reynolds). But all is not as it seems when he starts to uncover the mystery of the body’s origin and the organization that will kill to protect its cause.

SELF/LESS Opens In Theaters Nationwide July 10th.

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Win Run-Of-Engagement Passes To See Ryan Reynolds’ SELF/LESS In St. Louis

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Adapt to your new physical form in Gramercy Pictures’ SELF/LESS!

The film Ryan Reynolds, Natalie Martinez, Matthew Goode, Victor Garber, Derek Luke, Michelle Dockery, and Academy Award winner Sir Ben Kingsley opens in theaters nationwide Friday, July 10th.

In this provocative psychological science fiction thriller, an extremely wealthy man (Academy Award winner Ben Kingsley) dying from cancer undergoes a radical medical procedure that transfers his consciousness into the body of a healthy young man (Ryan Reynolds). But all is not as it seems when he starts to uncover the mystery of the body’s origin and the organization that will kill to protect its cause.

WAMG has Run-Of-Engagement passes for FIVE (5) of our lucky readers.

Gramercy Pictures invites you to enter to win a Run-Of-Engagement pass (good for 2) to see the movie – valid starting Monday, July 13, Mon-Thurs, at Wehrenberg Theatres in the St. Louis area.

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Nominate your Dad for being “selfless” and share why they are selfless!

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This film has been rated PG-13 (for sequences of violence, some sexuality, and language)

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Ryan Reynolds And Ben Kingsley Star In New Poster For SELF/LESS

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“Choose the life you want to live.”

Check out the intriguing new poster from Focus Features’ SELF/LESS.

The provocative sci-fi thriller opens in theaters nationwide Friday, July 10th.

In this provocative psychological science fiction thriller, an extremely wealthy man (Academy Award winner Ben Kingsley) dying from cancer undergoes a radical medical procedure that transfers his consciousness into the body of a healthy young man (Ryan Reynolds). But all is not as it seems when he starts to uncover the mystery of the body’s origin and the organization that will kill to protect its cause.

From IMMORTALS director Tarsem Singh, the film stars starring Ryan Reynolds, Natalie Martinez, Matthew Goode, Victor Garber, Derek Luke, Michelle Dockery, and Academy Award winner Ben Kingsley.

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WAMG Giveaway – Win the DRAGONHEART 3: THE SORCERER’S CURSE Blu-ray

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When I reviewed the DRAGONHEART 3: THE SORCERER’S CURSE Blu-ray, I called it “a worthy prequel to the original, incorporating enough of the lore, and some of the score, to please any fan” (read all of my review HERE)

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Now We Are Movie Geeks has two copies of the Blu-ray to give away. All you have to do is answer this simple question: what is your favorite “Threequel” (Part 3) of any film series? (mine is TOY STORY 3)

It’s so easy! Just leave your answer in the comments below and we’ll pick the winners next week. Good Luck!

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DRAGONHEART fans will embark on an all new adventure featuring Ben Kingsley as the voice of Drago the Dragon in DRAGONHEART 3: THE SORCERER’S CURSE, which debuted on Digital HD on February 10, 2015, and on Blu-ray™ Combo Pack with Blu-ray™, DVD and Digital HD with Ultraviolet™ and on DVD on February 24, 2015 from Universal Pictures Home Entertainment. Renowned producer Raffaella De Laurentiis returned with a brand-new installment of the legendary fantasy franchise that has delighted audiences worldwide.  Packed with non-stop excitement and mind-blowing special effects, the Blu-ray and DVD showcase a special behind-the-scenes featurette taking fans deeper into the thrilling journey.

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In DRAGONHEART 3: THE SORCERER’S CURSE aspiring knight Gareth goes in search of a fallen comet rumored to contain gold and is shocked to instead find the dragon Drago. After Drago saves Gareth’s life the two become intricately bonded, and must work together to defeat an evil sorcerer and stop his reign of terror. Along the way, Gareth learns the true meaning of being a knight in this action adventure for the ages!

The Blu-ray™ Combo Pack includes a Blu-ray™, DVD and DIGITAL HD with UltraViolet™.

  • Blu-ray™ unleashes the power of your HDTV and is the best way to watch movies at home, featuring 6X the picture resolution of DVD and theater-quality surround sound.
  • DVD offers the flexibility and convenience of playing movies in more places, both at home and away.
  • DIGITAL HD with UltraViolet™ lets fans watch movies anywhere on their favorite devices. Users can instantly stream or download.

Bonus Features on Blu-ray™ and DVD

  • Bringing Drago to Life – a behind-the-scenes featurette with Ben Kingsley

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Cast: Ben Kingsley, Julian Morris, Tazmin Merchant, Jonjo O’Neill

Director: Colin Teague

Written by: Matthew Feitshans

Produced By: Raffaella De Laurentiis

Casting: Gillian Hawser, CDG, CSA

Editor: Fiona Colbeck, Eric Strand

Music By: Mark McKenzie

Production Designer: Dan Toader

Director of Photography: David Luther

Costume Designer: Oana Păunescu

 TECHNICAL INFORMATION – Blu-ray™:

Street Date: February 24, 2015

Copyright: 2015 Universal Studios. All Rights Reserved.

Selection Numbers: 63127605 / 63142417 (CDN)

Running Time: 1 hour, 37 minutes

Layers: BD-50

Aspect Ratio: 1.78:1 Widescreen

Rating: PG-13

Technical Info: English DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1

Subtitles: English SDH, Spanish and French subtitles

 TECHNICAL INFORMATION – DVD:

Street Date: February 24, 2015

Copyright: 2015 Universal Studios. All Rights Reserved.

Selection Numbers: 63127604 / 63142418 (CDN)

Running Time: 1 hour, 37 minutes

Layers: Dual Layer

Aspect Ratio: 1.78:1 Anamorphic Widescreen

Rating: PG-13

Technical Info: Dolby Digital 5.1

Subtitles: English SDH, Spanish and French subtitles

Ryan Reynolds Stars In New Trailer For Sci-Fi Thriller SELF/LESS

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Focus Features has released a first trailer and poster for their upcoming film SELF/LESS.

In this provocative psychological science fiction thriller, an extremely wealthy man (Academy Award winner Ben Kingsley) dying from cancer undergoes a radical medical procedure that transfers his consciousness into the body of a healthy young man (Ryan Reynolds). But all is not as it seems when he starts to uncover the mystery of the body’s origin and the organization that will kill to protect its cause.

From IMMORTALS director Tarsem Singh, the film stars Ryan Reynolds (“Deadpool”), Natalie Martinez (“Secrets and Lies”), Matthew Goode (“The Good Wife,” “The Imitation Game”) Victor Garber (“The Flash”), Derek Luke (“Empire”), Michelle Dockery (“Downton Abbey”), and Academy Award winner Ben Kingsley.

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DRAGONHEART 3: THE SORCERER’S CURSE – The Blu Review

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Universal Studio’s original 1996 fantasy DRAGONHEART starred Dennis Quaid as a reformed dragon slayer, and Sean Connery as the voice of the CGI dragon who befriends him. Draco the Dragon was supposedly the last of his kind, and even though he died at the end of the first movie, Universal managed to revive him for a 2000 DTV sequel DRAGONHEART: A NEW BEGINNING replacing Connery’s voice with that of Robby Benson (who had voiced the Beast for Disney). I’m not sure why it took 15 years for a third installment, but Drago (as he’s called this time) is back in the third installment, DRAGONHEART: THE SORCERER’S CURSE, which is actually a prequel to the original. Ben Kingsley is onboard for this one as the voice of Drago.

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DRAGONHEART: THE SORCERER’S CURSE tells the story of Gareth (Julian Morris), a young man training to be a knight. He longs to better his circumstances and is clearly one of the best candidates. However, he does not entirely share the ruthless attitude of his garrison commander Sir Horsa or his fellow squires. Despite his participation in the tax collection efforts, a moment of mercy brings him back under the scrutiny of Horsa and puts the young squire’s knighthood in jeopardy. After witnessing the falling of a comet, Gareth determines to go north of the wall to retrieve precious metals and secure his knighthood with wealth. What he finds in the wild lands of the Picts and Druidswill completely astound him and change his life. Through a series of events, he will become bonded to a dragon named Drago, and will find himself pitted against the rogue Druid sorcerer Brude as he gathers minions to attack those south of the wall. In his quest, he finds new friends in the form of a young Druid acolyte and a fierce, but very lovely, Celtic archer Rhonu (Tamzin Merchant) In the end, Gareth will have to prove he is a warrior of The Old Code to break a spell and turn the tide.

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DRAGONHEART: THE SORCERER’S CURSE is a solid fantasy with above-average action sequences and just enough story to keep younger viewers entertained. The film is immediately better than its predecessor DRAGONHEART: A NEW BEGINNING especially in the effects department, and is a worthy prequel to the original, incorporating enough of the lore, and some of the score, to please any fan of the original.

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Universal’s DRAGONHEART: THE SORCERER’S CURSE Blu-ray breathes fire with a striking 1080p/AVC-encoded video transfer every bit as impressive as much larger-budgeted fare. The colors are teeming with dusky, golden hues, piercing primaries, nicely saturated skintones, and deep blacks. Contrast doesn’t falter either. Detail wows at every turn with crisp edges free of ringing or aliasing, and exceedingly well-resolved textures, especially in the close-ups of Drago.

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DRAGONHEART: THE SORCERER’S CURSE action sequences may not test your sound gear’s mettle, but the DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1 surround track is outstanding, brimming with power and precision.

Universal is lacking in regards to any extras on the DRAGONHEART: THE SORCERER’S CURSE Blu. The only bonus is the 4-minute featurette Bring Drago to Life, which mostly focuses on Ben Kingsley’s role. There is also DVD copy of the film as well as a voucher for an iTunes/UV digital copy.

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Ben Kingsley Added to Cast of Bruce Willis Film WAKE

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Oscar winner Ben Kingsley (THE BOXTROLLS, IRON MAN 3) has joined the cast of John Pogue’s (THE QUIET ONES) action thriller WAKE starring Bruce Willis (DIE HARD film franchise), and produced by Michael Benaroya (LAWLESS, MARGIN CALL), Tobin Armbrust (A WALK AMONG THE TOMBSTONES, BEGIN AGAIN), David Alpert (upcoming AMERICAN ULTRA, AMC’s ‘The Walking Dead’) and Chris Cowles (THE NUMBERS STATION, AUTOBAHN).

International Film Trust (IFT) is handling foreign rights to the film, which they are actively selling at the European Film Market. CAA is representing the domestic sales rights.

“Sir Ben is a truly one of a kind talent, with a unique subtlety to his work. He brings characters to life and charges them with emotion and power at just the right moments. He’s a tremendous addition to this cast, I can’t wait to see what he does with Kole, this film’s powerful antagonist,” said Benaroya.

“Oscar winner Ben is a dynamic addition to our cast who will further elevate the pedigree of our film and help create the unique action hit we’re all excited for,” said Christian de Gallegos, President of IFT.

The screenplay is written by Chris Borrelli (upcoming THE VATICAN TAPES) with revisions made by Pogue.

Set to start shooting in Cleveland on February 16, WAKE tells the story of Red Forrester (Willis), a sociopath with no fear, who returns to his childhood home on a remote island for his brother’s wake. When the island comes under siege, Red must save the very family that banished him from his ancestral home years ago.

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Ben Kingsley’s film career spans over 100 films ranging from international box office hits including Oscar nominated THE BOXTROLLS and IRON MAN 3 to award-winning and critically acclaimed films such as Martin Scorsese’s HUGO and SHUTTER ISLAND, Steven Spielberg’s Oscar winner SCHINDLER’S LIST and Isabel Coixet’s ELEGY. Kingsley was nominated for an Oscar for his roles in HOUSE OF SAND AND FOG, SEXY BEAST and BUGSY and he won the Oscar for Best Actor in Richard Attenborough’s Oscar winning film GANDHI. He will next be seen in LEARNING TO DRIVE opposite Patricia Clarkson and Terrence Malick’s KNIGHT OF CUPS.

Ben Kingsley is repped by CAA.

THE BOXTROLLS – The Blu Review

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“It won’t change who you are. Cheese, hats, boxes-they don’t make you who you are. You make you!”

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Get ready to enjoy a masterfully crafted Dickensian world with stunningly well animated-characters and witty dialog. If you’re familiar with CORALINE and PARANORMAN, LAIKA Animation Studio’s previous works, THE BOXTROLLS will come as no surprise. As before, the visuals are worth the price of admission and as before, I was left hungry for more.

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THE BOXTROLLS itself is a well-told fantasy full of silliness and whimsy, but there’s depth and meaning as well. It could be argued that this is a kids film about ethnic cleansing and genocide(!), but it’s all handled in the best possible taste. Somehow they managed to pull this off without ever being too heavy-handed, scary, or inappropriate. An example of this would be the villain’s henchmen, who spend much of the film in the mistaken belief that they’re the good guys. It’s not so much a film about good vs evil, as it is good vs foolishness. THE BOXTROLLS also presents a fantasy world with a visible class system, where aloof aristocrats are so distracted with their ridiculous hobbies that real world problems are neglected. Cheesebridge, the locale, is a posh Victorian-era town obsessed with wealth, class, and the stinkiest of fine cheeses. You could easily spend another viewing just taking in the beautifully detailed sets full of crooked buildings on cobble-stoned streets, and the immaculately tailored costumes, all of it so tactile and vivid you’ll want to reach out. If you’re the kind of person that would love to interact and play around with all these props and puppets, I recommend seeing THE BOXTROLLS in 3D. It’s like having them right there in front of you. Aside from the window dressing, there’s good characterizations all round. The Box Trolls themselves are particularly adorable, and their antics are endlessly amusing. The talent involved with the stop-motion animation makes THE BOXTROLLS a joy to behold.

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THE BOXTROLLS is a future classic, destined to be fondly remembered for years to come and on January 20th , you will be able to enjoy it at home with the thrilling Blu-ray/DVD combo release from Focus Features. We Are Movie Geeks got a sneak peak at the package:

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THE BOXTROLLS is presented in a flawless 1080p/AVC-encoded video presentation that showcases the film’s grim period wonders beautifully. I do not have a 3-D TV but the high definition image on the flat Blu-ray is as crisp and refined as any animation fan could hope for. Edges are sharp and clean and textures are incredibly revealing. Even minuscule frame-by-frame facial variations are wonderfully apparent, without any blip, blemish or significant artifact to report. Colors are striking and vibrant, primaries are rich and rewarding, black levels are suitably ominous, and contrast is dialed in perfectly. I don’t have a single complaint. This is an amazing presentation.

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The DTS-HD Master Audio soundtrack is just as impressive as the video with plenty of fun, demo-worthy moments throughout.

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The Blu-ray 3D – Blu-ray – DVD – Digital HD package is loaded with extras:

 – DARE TO BE SQUARE:  BEHIND THE SCENES OF THE BOXTROLLS

VOICING THE BOXTROLLS: The tremendously talented cast members of The Boxtrolls discuss what it’s like to voice an animated puppet, what each actor brought to his/her role, whether their personalities were similar to their characters, and more.

INSIDE THE BOX: The directors, producers, and creative supervisor of character fabrication Georgina Hayns share the challenges of crafting characters who are inside a box.

THE BIG CHEESE:  ALLERGY SNATCHER: The directors and producers are joined by Brian McLean, director of Rapid Prototyping, to discuss how the animation studio LAIKA creates the faces for their puppets.   The big story here – literally! – is how Snatcher’s face changes shape due to his cheese allergy.

DECONSTRUCTING THE DANCE: Discover how LAIKA combined traditional stop-motion animation with visual effects in order to create the beautiful ballroom dance sequence – and  how costume designer Deborah Cook met the challenge of creating costumes that could flow during a dance scene.

THINK BIG:  THE MECHA DRILL: Standing 5 feet tall and weighing over 75 pounds, the Mecha-Drill is the largest stop motion puppet/prop ever created by LAIKA.  Follow its creation from design to completion.

  – Five featurettes that take you inside the magical world of the Boxtrolls:

THE NATURE OF CREATION

TROLLS RIGHT OFF THE TONGUE

ALLERGIC TO EASY

LET’S DANCE

ON THE SHOULDERS OF GIANTS

  – FEATURE COMMENTARY WITH DIRECTORS ANTHONY STACCHI AND GRAHAM ANNABLE

THE BOXTROLLS was a weird, completely original experience and the new Blu-ray is recommended for fans of this morbid animation masterpiece.

 

 

 

NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM: SECRET OF THE TOMB – The Review

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In opposition to TV’s “Schoolhouse Rock” classic tune, for movies three is not always the magic number. It’s true for most film franchises especially comedies (with NATIONAL LAMPOON’S CHRISTMAS VACATION being the exceptional exception). Many moviegoers still get queasy thinking about last year’s THE HANGOVER PART III. Well, how about a more family friendly comedy series? In 2006 Ben Stiller decided to expand his fan base by starring in the surprise box-office smash, NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM, an all ages PG slapstick farce. Naturally he followed it up three years later with NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM: BATTLE OF THE SMITHSONIAN, which did enough business to warrant another entry….five years later?! Really, it took that long for all the stars to align? Now these flicks are special effects heavy and during  the post production two of its stars, well, made sure they weren’t available for a fourth installment. So will this deflate the high-spirited hi-jinks? We’ll see as we climb those long steps in order to enter another NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM: SECRET OF THE TOMB.

The film opens with a flashback, way, waaaay back to the Egyptian desert in 1938 when an Indy Jones-like explorer and his young son (along with Matt Frewer dressed up like the kid brother of the scourge of “Toontown”, Judge Doom) discover that gold tablet that ends up bringing the museum pieces to life after hours. But one native warns them about “the end”. Zip forward to today as Larry Daley (Stiller) has traded in his security guard jacket for a tux. There’s a big fund-raising event at the museum and his old pals Dexter the monkey, bombastic Teddy Roosevelt (Robin Williams), stoic Sacajawea (Mizou Peck), the really very sweet Attilla the Hun (Patrick Gallagher), Ahkmenrah (Rami Malek), and the tiny Jedediah (Owen Wilson) and Octavius (Steve Coogan) are getting ready to put on a show for the wealthy possible-donors. But back at the Egyptian display area, that old tablet is slowly being engulfed by a green rust. This causes all the “exhibits” to run amuck, even attacking the patrons. Larry’s boss, museum director Dr. McPhee (Ricky Gervais), demands to know what happened to the “special effects”. For answers. Larry tracks down the explorer’s son who turns out to be the villain from the first flick Cecil (Dick Van Dyke), who’s living at a seniors’ center with cohorts Gus (Mickey Rooney) and Reg (Bill Hobbs). It’s all really connected to the family of Ahkmenrah. When Larry asks the ancient ruler about fixing the tablet, he replies that only his father knows its secrets. But he’s at the British Museum of Natural History in London! So, it’s across the pond for Larry and his now teenage son Nick (Skyler Gisondo), who’s not keen on his dad’s plan for college, with a crate of “on loan” exhibits. After dealing with a zany night guard, Tilly (Rebel Wilson), Larry and Nick bring the place to life with the still barely functioning tablet. Ahkmenrah is re-united with his father,King Merenkahre (Ben Kingsley), who explains the repair “fix”. But before they can start, the tablet is grabbed by the newly reanimated Sir Lancelot (Dan Stevens), who believes it is the “holy grail”. Can Larry and his gang retrieve it before the magic is lost forever?

The cast attempts to bring some life to the proceedings, but for some  of them it seems like the screaming and running down endless hallways has begun to wear thin. Stiller is stifled with the straight man role of Larry, who’s nice almost to point of dullness. This might be why the writers came up with a new character: a Neanderthal named Laa , which Dr, McPhee based on what appears to be his only employee. Stiller gets to do a bit of slapstick and treat us to a “gun show”, thanks to the sleeve-less fur skin, but it still doesn’t showcase his considerable comic gifts. Speaking of gifted comics, this is the last major studio feature appearance of Mr. Williams. And unfortunately he too, gives a lethargic performance, only giving us a taste of his manic spirit when the tablet malfunctions. He then jumps from Teddy,  and does rapid soundbites of FDR, JFK, and…W?! The spark in his eyes have dimmed and the joy seems top have left. The same can’t be said for the other departed cast member. Rooney summons every bit of energy to harass Stiller in his brief cameo along with the ever-charming Mr.Van Dyke and Hobbs (wish we could’ve had a follow-up spin-off about this trio). Wilson and Coogan are really short (sorry!) changed as they become a tired “bro-mantic” duo constantly in need of rescue. Gervais is still able to wring a few laughs out of the prickly, uptight boss. A couple of the newcomers try to have some fun. Wilson generates a few chuckles, but seems restrained by the PG ratings and does a cleaned-up riff of her screen persona. Surprisingly Kingsley scores the biggest laugh thanks to a joke that connects to a big film that opened just last week. The best injection of energy may be from Stevens doing an inspired take on the standard swashbuckler. He’s having a blast and his zeal is infectious. How about a pirate parody for this talented new screen star, eh?

The direction from franchise veteran Shawn Levy doesn’t help the movie’s overall sluggish feel. For much of the screen time the story goes on autopilot doing encores from the other films. Instead of a dog-like T-Rex skeleton, there’s a Triceratops this time. And once again, Dex provides the gross-out bathroom humor. The monkey’s still quite cute even with the CGI tweaking, although the wee ones may be upset when it’s brandishing a fiery schisk-a-bob during the banquet chaos. There are a couple of inspired moments, though. A chase inside a moving MC Escher painting is visually pretty nifty. And there’s a great cameo from two stars poking fun at themselves which occurs when Lancelot thinks he’s made it to Camelot. But then it’s back to the running and chasing with a romantic subplot between Laa and Tilly that goes nowhere. And in the final moments we’re given a prologue that wants to be a happy ending, but is just melancholy (look at that final close-up of Larry). It fails to get past the loss of two great screen stars. They’re deserving of a much better send-off. And fans of this series deserve a much better finale than this retread.

2.5 Out of 5

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