New ‘Dune’ Adaptation In Works

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See that picture up there? That’s a still from the only version of Dune I’ll probably ever need. Some of you (most of you) perhaps want a little something more; a little less of what a Lynch Return of the Jedi would’ve been like and a little more Frank Herbert accuracy? Well, fine.

For people who don’t like their book adaptations beautifully out of control, Variety reports that Peter Berg (Friday Night Lights, The Kingdom, Hancock) will be taking on the project as soon as the call for screenwriters has been met. Apparently Richard Rubenstein, producer of the Sci-Fi Channel Dune miniseries and its sequel Children of Dune, is producing this one as well, and is looking for someone to write a truly faithful adaptation this go around.

Will it have Kyle McLaughlin, Sting, 80’s visual effects-styled forcefields, amazing Guild Navigator puppets and a 190 minute special edition run time? Probably not, but some of you might think that’s a good thing. All I’m saying is while you’re waiting, why not do yourself a favor and see Dune on the big screen just once. It sure is pretty.

Confessions of a Wanna-be Animator

The Thing is victorious in ‘ENOUGH!’

[Pardon the poor quality of the image above … its several generations old.]

Hello. My name is Travis, and IÂ  am a wanna-be animator. It was my senior year in high school and my best buds and I had the worst case of senior-itis. We decided we were all going to take the Film-making Class together, which was actually an English elective offered only to seniors. We thought it would be a lot of fun and an easy way to get credits and goof off our last semester. In reality, it ended up being one of the coolest classes any of us had taken. We had a few different projects, most of which we don’t openly talk about with others outside our group. However, there is one project, the big one, which we are all still terribly proud of making.

ENOUGH! was our group’s animation project.  It was a three-minute stop-motion animation shot on Super-8 film. The story goes something like this … It is the distant future and a battle royale of all the galaxy’s fiercest warriors breaks out on a Mad Max type apocalyptic planet. The battle boils down to the final two warriors and the film ends with the victor defeating his enemy.

The Making of ENOUGH! … When we were given this project, the class was split into groups determined mostly by the students themselves. We had a dream team super group of six, all of us friends and all of us geeks. We quickly joined forces and came up with the concept for our epic masterpiece. One of the gang had hordes of action figures stored away in his dad’s basement that he had kept from his childhood. This, together with whatever the rest of us had, we muddled through the casting process. We had one helluva megastar ensemble, including G.I. Joe, He-Man, Spawn, The Thing, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Battle Beasts, Muscle Men, Earthworm Jim, Splinter and many more. We chose to build our sets from a mix of constructs and strategically placed space toys, including a partially beaten Millennium Falcon. We quickly learned the importance of having a place of our own, undisturbed, to shoot our film. It was apparent that we would not be completing this in one night. In fact, it took us  nearly a month to complete the shooting phase, making quarter-inch movements at a time, taking two single shots of each movement. We had to be sure that everything was perfect, as we could not go back and redo any shots. Eventually, it was finished.

At this point, we technically could have said “we’re done … let’s slack off until the end of the semester.” Oh no, not us … we were geeks thoroughly obsessed with our new found form of creativity. Instead of calling it finished, we set out to further perfect our project as other groups still toiled with what to to with their poorly sketched cartoons and clunky Lego blocks. A couple of guys in our group were also in Television Production classes, so they hooked us up with time on the Toaster. For those of you too young, or who weren’t involved with television classes in school, the Toaster was a computer-aided VHS FX editor used to add nifty wipes and dissolves, etc. The professional version of this technology was used in the early years making the Tim Allen sitcom Home Improvement. In addition, we used the studio equipment to lay down a soundtrack for our film. We chose to transfer the footage from Super-8 to Super VHS [via local photo/video finishing shop] and then edit the footage to the song “Enough” by the band Gravity Kills, who at the time was one of our favorite local Saint Louis bands, second only to The Urge.

Why am I talking about this? Well, I ran out of other ideas … no, actually I was thinking about this little film we made, and how a few of us sometimes talk about doing another one, just for fun. I was thinking about this and realized that this is how many film-makers get started, even the big ones. Steven Speilberg and M. Night Shyamalan both got the film-making passion from making silly little movies like these with their Super-8 cameras in their adolescent years. What I’m saying is, if you’ve thought about doing things like this, go for it … you never know where it might take you. Besides, many of these that I’ve seen from other people are actually fun to watch.

WAMG First Look & (a little) Who is that guy?

Nelson McCormick is stepping out of the television box, and on to the Big Screen with not one, but two remakes of Cult Classics “Prom Night” (1980) & “The Stepfather“(1987) both of which delivered numerous sequels.

Synopsis from Shocktillyoudrop:  Ã‚  

Prom Night Prom Night

(Opening 4/11)

Donna’s senior prom is supposed to be the best night of her life, one of magic, beauty, and love. Surrounded by her best friends, she should be safe from the horrors of her past. But when the night turns from magic to murder there is only one man who could be responsible…the man she thought was gone forever. Now, Donna and her friends must find a way to escape the sadistic rampage of a killer, and survive their Prom Night.

The Stepfather

David Harris, very much a “family values” man, mysteriously comes into the lives of single mothers with children and becomes the dream man they always wanted. When he woos Susan Harding and eventually moves in with her family, her teenage son Michael begins to suspect that David is not quite the dream man he pretends to be. Along with his girlfriend Kelly and Susan’s friends they slowly start to piece together the mystery of the man who is set to become their stepfather, but they may be too late in getting to the truth.

If you are unfamiliar with Nelson McCormick’s body of work, he’s been directing some of America’s favorite television shows. McCormick’s credits include episodes of Prison Break, Nip/Tuck, ER, The West Wing, Cold Case, Third Watch, CSI, CSI:NY, House M.D., NYPD Blue, along with Sheena: The Series, and V.I.P. starring Pamela Anderson. Which make me wonder a little.  

So, it will be interesting to see how well, given his history,  his abilities will translate when he jumps into a big screen situation.

Hack Movies

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I’m paraphrasing here, but Dov S-S Simens offers a bit of filmmaking advice in his book, “From Reel to Deal,† and it works. It really does:

“When all else fails, take some kids to a single location and kill them one by one.†

Friday the 13th
The Evil Dead
The Blair Witch Project
House of 1000 Corpses
Halloween

Psycho†¦I mean, c’mon.

What he is talking about, of course, is how to spend a little and (hopefully) make a lot. It works, or†¦it worked?

You see, we are in a digital age. The idea was to take some kids to one place and kill them because it was a cheap solution to an already expensive problem: shooting 35mm film costs a lot of money. One location keeps a budget down, and that’s a wonderful thing. Now, thanks to digital technology, we can kill some kids in lots of locations, because digital film costs nothing in comparison.

DIY film was once the fringe inhabited by the likes of Eric Stanze and Leif Jonker, but now there is a veritable shitstorm of talent riding the digital video wave.

A bright and shining example of the digital auteur can be found working his magick in ‘Colonel Kill Motherfuckers,’ the latest newnew from Hack Movies. Director Kevin Strange, you see, wants to challenge your notions of the no-budget genre.

Let me digress with an example of something that pisses me off to no end:
Anchor Bay just re-released ‘The Wicker Man,’ as a part of their “Cult Fiction† DVD line. It has great box art, retails for about $15.00, and has absolutely no special features. No special features. None. Zero. Zip. Oh, did I mention that the DVD sports some of the most non-existent special features you’ll ever fucking see? I did? Oh. Good. Anchor Bay, aka The Double-dipping Bastards, didn’t include anything other than the truncated 88-minute version of a 100-minute film. Way to do justice for what has been called “the Citizen Kane of horror.†

And don’t even get me started on bare bones Blu-ray DVD’s. What the hell is that all about? Anyway†¦

This all leads me back to Hack Movies, the independent no-budget studio hailing from Southern Illinois, a company whose projects are funded by spare change and time to kill, orchestrated with an ever maturing hand by minimum wage magnate, and founder, Kevin Strange.

The company’s newest release is called ‘Colonel Kill Motherfuckers,’ and it is available on DVD exclusively through HackMovies.com for $9.99. It contains not one, not two, but THREE commentary tracks. That alone puts it ahead of the pack in the special features department, even when compared to big-budget studio releases (um, ‘Zodiac,’ anyone? ‘The Assassination of Jesse James by The Coward Robert Ford?’). They don’t limit themselves to simple audio tracks, though, oh no. The DVD has two music videos as well. And it has four ‘behind-the-kill’ videos that show an audience how no-budget special effects are achieved. Oh yeah, and you also get a blooper reel. I should mention that the DVD also contains skits, trailers and teaser scenes from other Hack Movies releases.

For ten bucks (and free shipping) you get a DVD that will eat up several hours of your time, no joke. It took me almost a whole afternoon to get through the entire disk. Ten bucks. Hackmovies.com

That said, you really have to be understanding of no-budget cinema to really appreciate the film. These guys are NOT looking to make the next ‘Titanic,’ but they would probably consider a sequel to ‘Pink Flamingos.’

You never know, though, they may consider a ‘Titanic† sequel, but it would probably have more zombies, some fisting, and probably a scene where shit is absolutely integral to the proceedings.

So, what’s this movie about, yo?

‘Colonel Kill Motherfuckers’ is about a bunch of ‘Buffy’ lovin’ dorknerds that get bored with their D&D/WoW fantasies and wander into the world looking for fun. Instead, they end up responsible for the death of a homicidal ex-army veteran, Jack Scabtree. What the nerds don’t know is that Jack’s mother has the ability to raise the dead, and Jack is brought to life with one thought: To kill those motherfucking nerds!

Like Hack Movies first feature, ‘Dream Reaper,’ it’s homage to the slasher pics of the 1980’s. Juvenile behavior, drugs, sex, death. Oh, and fun. ‘Colonel Kill’ is a film that makes no bones about its agenda: it exists to entertain.

It succeeds admirably.

The films greatest strength comes from the mighty pen of Kevin Strange:

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More a comedian than a horror maestro, you watch the film and know that the guy really took the time to make an entertaining movie. Jokes are rapid fire. Sight gags are plentiful. Character quirks are established and elaborated. The writing is somewhere between Kevin Smith and sitcom television, with a dash of Troma and a little bit of porno.

While I’m throwing accolades, I want to recommend Hack Movie’s previous pics, ‘Dream Reaper’ and ‘Dead Shit.’ If you like no-budget, offensive comedy or just want to support an independent filmmaker, get your ass to HackMovies.com and buy yourself a flick. After all, who could resist a film that promises, “ a plot so thick with twists and turns, your eyeballs will turn backwards and fall the fuck right out your bitch face!†

Terry Gilliam may finally be free of The Curse

Terry Gilliam The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus has just resumed production in London, which was placed on hiatus after Heath Ledger’s death on January 22, 2008. With the film’s future unknown, three great actors stepped up to the plate; Johnny Depp (no stranger to working with Gilliam), Jude Law and Colin Farrell. This revelation was the first sign that Gilliam’s luck was changing, allowing him to continue work on this fascinating new addition to one of my favorite film-maker’s resume.

In an interview with Variety, Terry Gilliam had the following to say about the late Heath Ledger’s work on the film: “I am grateful to Johnny, Colin and Jude for coming on board, and to everyone else who has made it possible for us to finish the film. I am delighted that Heath’s brilliant performance can be shared with the world. We are looking forward to finishing the movie and, through the film, with a modicum of humility, being able to touch people’s hearts and souls as Heath was able to do.”

Also during this interview with Variety, the producers commented on how this shift of actors  is possible: “Since the format of the story allows for the preservation of his entire performance, at no point will Heath’s work be modified or altered through the use of digital technology. Each of the parts played by Johnny, Colin and Jude is representative of the many aspects of the character that Heath was playing.”

For those who aren’t familiar, The Curse does not refer to some secret horror film project being undertaken, but refers to Terry Gilliam’s turbulent and often disastrous encounters with Murphy’s Law. During the production of Brazil (1985), production issues as well as fights with the studio made for such a problematic experience that it spawned a book, The Battle of Brazil and  the Criterion DVD release had an entire DVD full of features highlighting the struggle. Later on, Gilliam undertook making a movie called The Man Who Killed Don Quixote, in which production problems eventually got so bad the entire film was shut down. A feature-length documentary called Lost in La Mancha (2002) was made, chronicling the epic struggle.

Indie Icons: Asia Argento

Asia Argento Asia Argento is the daughter of Italian horror director Dario Argento (Suspiria) and Italian actress Daria Nicolodi. She comes from a family of artists and entertainers, perhaps destined to follow. While Asia’s career hasn’t included what most would call any great accomplishments, I would say she’s not the typical b-movie icon as we’ve spoken of before. Instead, she’s an artist of a different sort, growing into here talent within a rather tight body of genre work. Generally best known for her roles in Italian horror films, Asia has also branched out into independent action and drama films.

Asia first appeared in Lamberto Bava’s Demons 2 (1986), also written by her father. The story follows a group of people trapped within a ten-story apartment building that is crawling with demons, hunting and feeding on the humans. Asia returned to Demons 3 (1989), directed by Michele Soavi (Cemetery Man).

It wasn’t until her father cast her as Aura in his horror film Trauma (1993) that Asia would attract the eyes and interest of American audiences. Trauma stars Brad Dourif (Dune, Blue Velvet) as Dr. Lloyd in a story of a young woman, played by Asia Argento, who escapes from a hospital. Her parents are violently murdered by a wandering serial killer and Aura sets out to uncover the mystery behind their killer. Asia would return again to work with her father in Dario Argento’s Stendhal Syndrome (1996), playing a young detective who slowly loses her mind as she tracks down a serial killer through Italy.

‘New Rose Hotel’ Asia would next land a role on Abel Ferrara’s New Rose Hotel (1998), starring along side Chistopher Walken, Willem Dafoe and Annabella Sciorra. The story takes place in the future when two major corporations are feuding over the greatest minds in the world. Asia plays Sandii, an Italian girl that X, played by Dafoe, hopes to train as a double agent to win over the heart of Hiroshi, considered the greatest mind. Hiroshi is the target of both corporations, but the mystery behind what is and is not really taking place only begins here.
‘B. Monkey’ With her growing success, Asia would play Beatrice in B. Monkey (1998). Alan Furnace is a typical London schoolteacher, but he longs for excitement in his life. He finds it in Beatrice, a beautiful and wildly reckless jewel thief, whom takes him full throttle into the underbelly of London. However, when the two of them become more serious and Beatrice gets a glimpse of a quiet life as a schoolteacher’s wife, she must decide if she can remain true to that path, or will she be drawn back into the excitement of the criminal life.
‘The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things’ Asia would enter into her most visible Hollywood roles as Yelena in Rob Cohen’s xXx (2002), starring along side Vin Diesel. In a complete 180 degree shift, Asia would write, direct and star in The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things (2004). The story follows Sarah, played by Argento, who is a young mother who steals her seven-year-old natural son Jeremiah away from his legally placed foster family and runs away with him. Over the years, Jeremiah is subjected to his mother’s low-life, led to alcohol and drugs and is abused by his mother, her lovers and her psychotic family. Jeremiah discovers the way of the world, first-hand, at an early age.

Asia would follow this with an appearance in Gus Van Sant’s Last Days (2005) and in the role of Slack in George Romero’s Land of the Dead (2005). Slightly out of her normal character, Asia played Madame du Barry in Sofia Coppola’s modernized retelling of Maria Antoinette (2006). She would also star as Zingarina in the drama Transylvania (2006) before starring in the thriller Boarding Gate (2007) and Abel Ferrara’s comedy Go Go Girls (2007). Having gradually developed an independent career out of her father’s support, Asia Argento is just beginning to bloom. She is currently working on three more films in 2008.

So, Platinum Dunes is thinking of remaking Polanski’s “Rosemary’s Baby”

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Remember when Gus Van Sant remade ‘Psycho?’ Wasn’t that just the best idea! I mean, the updated effects and those stellar performances really trumped the original.

Thank Christ that Platinum Dunes recognized the sheer genius of remaking a cinematic masterpiece, because they are hounding Paramount Pictures for the rights to remake Polanski’s 1968 classic ‘Rosemary’s Baby.’

I hope it’s done shot for shot, stars Katherine Heigl, has a script by Diablo Cody, and is directed to perfection by none other than America’s sweetheart, McG.

Barf.  

Zach Braff CANNOT act (in my opinion) Sorry Scrubs fans…

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Well, this has been something that I have stood by for a very long time. Many of my friends are die hard scrubs fans. So I have had this argument many times before. I was bored the other night and there was nothing on but crappy Skina-max movies (all of which I have seen already). So I was torn between learning how to knit or watch Garden State. Now I was really leaning towards the whole knitting thing. But I decided to watch Garden State. I was actually surprised it was a pretty good movie. But nothing that made it good, had anything to do with Zach Braff’s acting. Natalie Portman carried that movie on her back like Sacagawea. She was the lead, support and emotional force behind that ENTIRE movie. Now some of you may say, “You just don’t notice all the the emotions that he conveys in his roles”. Well, I assure you that I do notice all the emotions that he conveys. Mainly because he only has 3 emotions, bewildered, content, and reserved. He is like that on Scrubs, and everything else he has done. The funny part is that I know TONS of girls that have said “I would love to be with a guy like him” (referring to his Scrubs character) But in all honesty, there is no woman that would want to be with some goofy, childish, idiot. If they did, fat D&D nerds would be getting laid more then Ron Jeremy. So ladies get it right, you don’t want to be with somebody like that, you want to be with somebody that looks like that. All in all, I will stand by what I said till I am proven wrong, ZACH BRAFF CANNOT ACT.

Recommended Reading: ‘A Year at the Movies’

Kevin Murphy’s book ‘A Year at the Movies’ Many of us will remember Kevin Murphy as Tom Servo from the Mystery Science Theater 3000 television series, but when MST3K ended we felt a piece of our movie geek souls died with it. Well, Kevin Murphy must have felt that too, because he set out to accomplish a labour of love just to show us he cares.

A Year at the Movies: One Man’s Filmgoing Odyssey was published in 2002 and details Kevin Murphy’s experience of attending a movie each and every day for one solid year. His endeavor to bravely embark on this 365 day journey of cinematic obsession makes him a true movie geek, and makes for one funny, entertaining book. Its a travel book written  for movie geeks. I recommend this book to anyone who truly loves movies. He even has me tempted to follow in his footsteps.

So Long ‘New Line’, You’ll Be Missed.

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After 40 years of good times, New Line Cinema being swallowed up by Warner Brothers. Variety reports that the company that gave us Lord of the Rings, Friday the 13th, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1-3, Boogie Nights, and countless other classics has been absorbed as a genre arm of Warner Bros, and all future New Line distributions will be going through WB as a result. Worst of all New Line Founder Bob Shaye (who started the company in his APARTMENT) and co-head Michael Lynne will not be coming along for the ride, along with about 600 other jobs at New Line Cinema.

So let’s take a moment to remember the good times New Line brought us, and how many times New Line was there as some of us were growing up, prompting young kids like me with a dream to take a stand and say proudly “Go, Ninja. Go, Ninja. GO.”

DO IT.