Review: ‘My Life in Ruins’

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If you saw ‘My Big Fat Greek Wedding’ and you liked it then you’re probably going to see ‘My Life in Ruins’ as well. If this describes you, then you’ll probably like this movie, but its not quite as “on the money” as ‘Greek Wedding’ so I don’t foresee the box office being as staggering of a success as ‘Greek Wedding’ was. ‘My Life in Ruins’ marks the big screen return of the beloved 47-year old Canadian that everyone fell in love with from ‘My Big Fat Greek Wedding’. What…? You didn’t know Nia Vardalos was a Canuck?

The story follows middle-aged American Georgia (Vardalos) who is living in Greece and working as an under paid and under appreciated tour guide to make ends meet while trying to land a professorship teaching collegiate ancient history. Georgia is incredibly knowledgeable but lacks the natural flair and fun-loving personality that makes a successful tour guide, which consistently gets her stuck with the “loser” groups of tourists that only want to shop for souvenirs.

‘My Life in Ruins’ revolves around her experience guiding Group B on what she decides will be her final tour before quiting to pursue her teaching career full-time. Her regular bus driver is in jail, so she gets stuck with a creepy, hairy silent replacement named Poupi (Alexis Georgoulis) and a beaten old bus with a busted air conditioner. Even worse, Group B is perhaps the most annoying and troublesome tour group she’s ever had. The group consists of the British upper class Tullens and their manic-depressive daughter Caitlin, the Spanish duo of hot divorcees Lala and Lena, Marc the obsessed IHOP franchise salesman, Sue the elderly kleptomaniac and her frail husband Ken, and Gator the dim-witted frat-boy college football jock.

Some of the best parts of the movie however belong to three actors. Kim (Rachel Dratch) and Big Al (Harland Williams) play the ignorant annoying American couple and dish up a large portion of the laughs, especially from Williams who has this type of role mastered. On the opposite end of the spectrum, Richard Dreyfuss delivers an enjoyable performance as Irv, an obnoxiously playful senior citizen who is equally wise as he is funny, or at least as funny as he believes himself to be. Irv becomes something of a manifestation of the Greek philosophy that Geogia attempts to teach her group of tourists, helping her to get past herself and open up to life and its possibilities.

‘My Life in Ruins’ actually starts off slow, struggling to pull its pieces together but does eventually manage to whip itself into shape and ultimately results in a relatively satisfying romantic comedy that is cute, sweet and all that sort of stuff that hits home with the female audiences. While the movie is mostly superficial, there is an underlying quality to the story, especially between Georgia and Irv, that hits a chord deeper than your typical romantic comedy.

One of the best parts of the movie is the breathtaking scenery and the ancient architecture, which for a geek like myself, is almost worth the ticket price alone. Overall, the target demographic for ‘My Life in Ruins’ is obvious and will likely do well, but fear the timing of its release will hold back sales a bit. Some of the humor is a bit forced, but the movie is funny and has enough appeal for both sexes to make it a decent date flick, for those of you looking for an opportunity.

Jack Nicholson Joining James L. Brooks’ Ensemble Comedy

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Chalk up another Oscar nomination for Jack Nicholson.   The veteran actor is in final negotiations to join the all-star, ensemble cast of James L. Brooks’ new comedy.   The film, tentatively titled ‘How Do You Know?’, is a romantic comedy that already boasts a cast list that includes Paul Rudd, Reese Witherspoon, and Owen Wilson.

The story revolves around a love triangle involving the three listed above.   Rudd will be playing a corporate executive who is vying for the attention of Witherspoon’s character.   Owen Wilson will be playing a pro baseball player who is also in love with her.   Nicholson has signed on to play the role of Rudd’s character’s father.

For months, Bill Murray circling the role of the father, but his interests in the project diminished over recent weeks.   To fill the role, Brooks reached out to his long-time collaborator, Nicholson.   The two have previously worked together on 1983’s ‘Terms of Endearment,’ 1987’s ‘Broadcast News,’ and 1997’s ‘As Good As It Gets.’   Two of these films, ‘Terms of Endearment’ and ‘As Good As It Gets,’ propelled Nicholson to Academy Award wins.   All three films were nominated for Best Picture, with ‘Terms of Endearment’ actually winning the top honors.   That film also won Brooks the three Oscars he has won, for writing, directing, and producing.

Production on the latest film is scheduled to start in less than two weeks.

Source: Variety

Hump Day Horribleness: ‘Santa with Muscles’

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One of the great features over at the Internet Movie Database is the Bottom 100. Based on ratings viewers of the site give to various films, the worst of the worst films get put on this list. Some of them are on and off in a matter of days. Others stick around for the long haul, showing just how much suckage they truly emit.

It’s time to look at these movies and determine where they stand. Do they deserve to be on the Bottom 100 list? Are they not as bad as everyone says? Will they be off the list any time soon?

Here’s the breakdown for this week’s film:

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Title: ‘Santa With Muscles’

Release Date: November 8th, 1996

Ranking on Bottom 100 (as of 6/2/2009): 84 (based on 5888 votes)

Why It’s Here: Let’s be blunt for a moment.   This movie shouldn’t be on this list.   Granted, it’s #84, which isn’t the lowest of the low, but the fact that this film is on this list at any number is head-shaking.   To note, ‘Santa With Muscles’ is anything but a good movie.   It’s lame.   It’s trivial.   It’s much of what sent these low-rent, kids comedies of the mid to late ’90s straight to the VHS/DVD racks.   But, is it really 84 movies out from being dubbed the worst film of all time?   Certainly not.

The story is nothing to call the Academy of Motion Picture Sciences about.   Hulk Hogan plays a millionaire weight lifter who, after running from the cops because of reckless driving, gets amnesia, gets mistaken for Santa Clause, and, inadvertently, saves an orphanage from an evil scientist.   Ed Begley, Jr. plays said evil scientist.   Garrett Morris pops up as the janitor of the orphanage.   A young Mila Kunis plays one of the children.   Even Ed Leslie (AKA Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake) makes a brief appearance as a Sumo Lab Assistant, the only Sumo anything I’ve ever seen with six-pack abs.

Hogan is dreadful as usual.   This isn’t the seemingly tough Hogan of the mid-80s.   This is this Hogan:

Of course, for all its misgivings, horrid fight scenes, and ridiculously lame attempts at injecting something Christmas in every line of dialogue, ‘Santa With Muscles’ isn’t the worst of the worst.   Hell, it’s not even the worst movie featuring a wrestler.   It’s not even the worst movie starring Hulk Hogan.   How specific can we get?   This isn’t even the worst Christmas-themed movie starring a professional wrestler.   It seems its on this list, because A. it’s not a good movie and B. the title is excruciating.

Lowest of the Low Moments: The worst moment in this film comes at the end of a fight scene that, believe it or not, actually shows some talent from director John Murlowski.   Either that or he just had a dolly and a crane for one day and decided to pack all those shots into one.   The fight scene is fine, but it’s what happens to Hogan and a, seemingly innocent, Santa statue at the end.

Just see for yourself.   Jump to the 1:00 mark for the atrocity:

Will it Ever Get Off the List: It should, though it might not.   Even though it is pretty high on the list, it’s been out for 13 years.  Two possibilities arise here.  It could drop off the list if, in the next couple of years, it garners some type of cult status a la ‘Troll 2.’  It could also drop off the list if John Cena decides to do about 15 more movies.  Unless either of these two scenarios occur, it’s looking like ‘Santa With Muscles’ is here to stay.

Gotta See… ‘The Good, the Bad and the Weird’

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‘The Good, the Bad and the Weird’ is a movie high on my must see list right now. Directed by South Korean filmmaker Ji-woon Kim (A Tale of Two Sisters), this looks to be yet another example of why the action films of the East are proving to leave most of Hollywood in their dust. The films coming out of Korea, Japan, China and even Thailand are showing exponential talent, promise and kinetic energy that just rarely appears in American action flicks. ‘The Good, the Bad and the Weird’ trailer is filled with excitement, incredible action and choreography and what looks to be a fun-filled, well-told story.

Plot Synopsis: The story of three Korean outlaws in 1940s Manchuria and their rivalry to possess a treasure map while being pursued by the Japanese army and Chinese bandits.

‘Reaper’ Season Finale: ‘The Devil and Sam Oliver’

Now let's see Daniel Webster play quarters.

I have to say after watching the season finale of Reaper I must admit I can see this show going on for at least two more seasons. It would almost seem, with where they left it off, that they’ve opened up a whole new can of worms and practically have a whole new story line they can explore. And with the way, I’m pretty sure, they want to go with it it’s definitely going to need more than the one season that I thought is all they needed to get everything done and wrapped up. There’s just so much they brought into the last ten minutes of the finale that really just changed everything.

But let me say if it does get picked up for another season and somehow does stay on The CW than it really needs to learn how to push this show. First off the commercials they had for this show were terrible and if you weren’t familiar with the show and how good it was the commercials might’ve turned you off because they made the show seem a bit weirder than it actually was, if that’s possible.
Also the pairing up of it with 90210 on the same night was the worst idea ever. Nobody watching 90210 is going to be the same audience that would dig Reaper. As I believe one commenter, thank you Heath, pointed out, that new show The Vampire Diaries would be a nice show to pair it up with.

As for the season finale I couldn’t have been happier with the way they went with it in almost all respects. They had the capturing of the soul and luckily it was one where the soul didn’t matter so much and they caught him in the first five minutes, of course not before the Devil made Sam dance like a monkey in honor of the passing of the Devil’s favorite street performer. Also what they did with the continued relationship of Ben and Nina was good and decently tensioned filled as his grandmother yet again tries to butt into his relationship but this time almost with extreme force as she brings a priest in to perform an exorcism on a special someone. I loved what they did with Sock here and how he’s racing to stop it but gets a little distracted thanks to what was crawling around in his slurpy.

And then we’ve got what we all came to see and that is the match up between Sam and the Devil and the quarters match for Sam’s soul. I thought what they did with this was pretty ingenious and that’s why I thought they may be able to finish everything off in this last episode but man was I wrong. I thought there was a chance he might be able to win his soul back all nice and clean but the way they are able to drag out through the whole episode with different twists and turns and extra souls being offered up, it was done very well. The guest appearance by Michael Ian Black as the former demon now close to being angel Steve was hilarious and actually used very well. Instead of him coming in for a few scenes and a few jokes he’s used very well throughout this episode.

Well now that’s it all over and done with we can only hope some station is willing to take a gamble on this show and let it ride out the story it has left. I don’t know why it couldn’t move to cable and do fine. Most of those shows don’t expect to get huge ratings and I think with the ratings it’s currently delivering it’d be alright. I have heard talks that ABC Studios is in negotiations to possibly put the show into syndication and would air on Sunday nights on The CW which has given the air time over to the affiliates so really that seems to be the last hope we for this show at the moment. Of course several issues have risen up there with the producers leaving the show and Tyler Labine (Sock) already being in another show on Fox next season and if it was in syndication it would have less money to work with but I think it might still have a fighting chance here.

Review: ‘Up’

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When you think about it, it has to be a difficult challenge to move your audience with animated characters.  The emotional distance created by not using live action character is something animators have worked to bridge for decades.  Judging from the genres that have come out of the animated world in this span of time, it seems it is easiest to make someone laugh with an animated character.

Evidently, it is very difficult to move someone to tears with an animated film.  ‘Grave of the Fireflies’ was able to do it, but that story was designed to tugg at the heartstrings.  Miyazaki is a master at emitting a certain level of emotion withi his animated characters, but I wouldn’t say any of them would move the viewer to tears.

Picture perfect PIXAR.  That’s really what they should change the name of their company to, because, with ‘Up,’ they do something seemingly effortlessly that has never been done before.  They project an emotion based on their characters alone that has, to my knowledge, never been topped or even matched before.

With 78-year-old Carl Fredericksen, PIXAR has a central character who can elicit emotional responses that range from one end of the spectrum (laughter) to the other (tears).  And, with Pete Docter (‘Monsters, Inc.’) and Bob Peterson (‘Finding Nemo’) at the helm, the film isn’t satisfied with just telling you about Carl.  They show you.

When we are introduced to Carl, he is a child sitting in a 1930s movie theater, watching news reels about famed explorer Charles Muntz who is venturing to South America to discover an elusive, giant bird.  As a child, Carl is a lover of all things adventure, and he finds his lifemate in Ellie, a slightly older girl who also has a passion for adventure.  The two quickly fall in love, and, in an opening montage that ranks up there with the very best, we witness their life together.  They are dreamers, and they desire to run off to South America to be adventurers, as well.  Unfortunately, as is often the case, life intervenes.  Before they can go off on the adventures they had always dreamed of, the couple find themselves aged, and their dreams have fallen behind.  Before too long, Carl finds himself alone.

As an aged widower, Carl becomes a recluse.  City planners are building office buildings around the home he and Ellie made for themselves.  Just as the retirement home is coming to take Carl away, he decides it is time to make his and Ellie’s dreams a reality.  Tying thousands of helium balloons to his house, he lifts off the ground and sets sail for South America.  Of course, nothing ever goes as planned, and Carl soon realizes he is not alone.  An 8-year-old wilderness explorer named Russell is also on board.  The two quickly find themselves in the middle of the adventure Carl had always dream of.

After ‘Up’s emotionally moving opening sequences, the thought of a man tying thousands of helium balloons to his home in order to lift it off the ground takes you aback a little bit.  It is a pretty major change in emotional and logical direction the film takes.  The early moments featuring Carl and Russell in the floating house are, no pun intended, the low points of ‘Up.’  Fortunately, this film isn’t all about the two in the house as they float towards South America.  There are a few moments aboard the house, but, for the post part, ‘Up’ is about the adventure the duo gets into after they find themselves in South America.

‘Up’ is a film that, through and through, is the perfect Summer movie.  It truly has everything you might want.  There is drama.  There is comedy.  There is a grand sense of adventure.  Docter and Peterson, as well as the top-notch animators at PIXAR, truly outdo themselves in every department imaginable.

And, not only does ‘Up’ have all of these elements, it pulls every one of them off brilliantly.  The comedy in ‘Up’ is amazing.  Even certain moments that, on the surface, seem cheap and easy turn ingenious by unpredictable out comes.  There is a pack of guard dogs Carl and Russell come across who are all wearing bark-to-English translators around their necks.  The leader of the dogs is a Doberman Pinscher whose translator is malfunctioning, and the effects on the dogs voice are hilarious, even if you know where the joke is going long before it shows up.

The level of adventure found in ‘Up’ is off the chart, and this is a combination of everything.  The story is such that you care about every character.  The voice acting (Ed Asner as Carl was an inspired choice) solidifies the embodied nature the animators began with the characters.  The lush environment the PIXAR animators put these characters in is breathtaking, oftentimes more beautiful than anything found in the real world.  Docter and Peterson’s direction of the action is superb, never allowing the film to rest for one moment.  Even in the scenes where there is no action, when Carl and Russell are merely trudging through the South American jungle, there is an intensity that is often missing from such, animated features.

PIXAR has always been know for mixing heart and comedy into their films with immaculate results, but this combination has never reached the level found in ‘Up.’  It may not be PIXAR’s best film, and there are, indeed, moments early in Carl’s adventure that don’t quite work as well as others.  Regardless, ‘Up’ is yet another glowing example of the level of work going on at PIXAR.  What’s more, they appear to be doing it with a minimal amount of effort.

Overall: 4.5 out of 5

Review: ‘Drag Me to Hell’

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I love you, Sam!

‘Drag Me to Hell’ marks director Sam Raimi’s return to horror-comedy and does so with much twisted joy. Raimi hasn’t made a film of this type since ‘Army of Darkness’ in 1992. Sure he made ‘The Gift’ in 2000, but that was more of a straight psychological horror. ‘Drag Me to Hell’ is firmly planted in his natural element, featuring Raimi’s full-bodied comedy with strong earthy undertones of horror that culminates in a wonderfully evil finish.

Raimi’s sense of humor is unmistakable as he clearly still derives his inspiration from his trifecta of muses, The Three Stooges. While there is a great deal of generally funny bits that counter-balance the scares in this movie, there are also a slew of inside jokes and references making this a kind of Raimi encyclopedia of cinema style. What makes these moments even more enjoyable, is that you instantly know who is a member of the Sam Raimi fanboy club because only a select scattered laughs echo throughout the theater as the general audience wonders what was so funny.

The story follows Christine Brown (Alison Lohman) as she attempts to secure an assistant manager promotion at her bank by proving she can “make the tough decisions” but unfortunately chooses the wrong customer to cut her teeth on. Lorna Raver plays Mrs. Ganush, the old woman whom Christine refuses an extension on her mortgage, ultimately resulting in the old woman’s placing a curse on Christine which gives her three days before a dark spirit called the Lamia comes to collect her soul, or as the title implies, drags her to Hell.

‘Drag Me to Hell’ has a few jump-in-your-seat scares, but is mostly a fun thrill ride with dark humor. The one major “scary” scene occurs upon the old woman’s first attempt at revenge against Christine while in the parking garage. Aside from this, the movie is primarily a comedy of the less traditional sort. Justin Long plays Christine’s boyfriend Clay, giving a decent performance with his share of comedic moments, but is definitely a supporting character as this movie is all about Christine Brown.

For the true Raimi-ites out there, be happy and reassured to know that “the classic” returns for it’s usual cameo, however appears with much more frequency in this film than is custom. For those of you not in the know, “the classic” is Raimi’s yellow 1973 Oldsmobile Delta 88 that he makes a point to include on screen in every one of his movies. In addition to “the classic” Sam’s brother Ted also makes his usual cameo appearance, but I’ll let you figure out where he shows up. We’ll call it a pop quiz to see if you were paying attention.

Overall, ‘Drag me to Hell’ is an enjoyable romp through what is likely a semi-working vacation for Raimi before diving back into the ‘Spider-Man’ franchise. Allegedly, Sam and his brother Ivan (who write almost everything together) originally wrote the screenplay for ‘Drag Me to Hell’ upon completing ‘Army of Darkness’ but was put aside in favor of other projects. So, theoretically, this was a movie 17 years in the making.

Much of the plot is fairly predictable and the CGI isn’t the greatest in parts, but the film isn’t about the mystery or the glitz. ‘Drag Me to Hell’ is all about having a good time watching Raimi indulge his cinematic inner child once more amidst an era of bigger fish he gets to fry.

Review: ‘Man Overboard’

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I am really not a boat person, nor am I even a water person that much, so the idea of watching a movie about a boat salesman wasn’t something that initially appealed to me. On the other hand, ‘Man Overboard’ isn’t just a movie about a boat salesman, so I let my preconceptions and lackluster interest subside and gave this movie a shot. Generally speaking, it’s actually a pretty cool little movie.

‘Man Overboard’ is an independent film directed by Oliver Robbins and written by Ashley Scott Meyers and Nathan Ives. The film begins as a fairly typical comedy, but as the plot unfolds takes a turn into the darker side of humor gradually folding a bit of suspense into the mix. Matthew Kaminsky (Get Smart’s Bruce and Lloyd Out of Control) plays C.J., a family man and workaholic boat salesman who owns his own sales lot.

C.J. has three employees, none of whom could be considered the world’s greatest salesperson. C.J.’s staff is empowered with a winning combination of skills including laziness, apathy and lack of motivation that results in C.J. carrying most of the business’ weight. C.J.’s father-in-law puts pressure on him to be more successful, which ultimately results in C.J. putting an offer on a huge house he can’t really afford. During the open house, C.J. meets Johnny Cross, the real estate agent selling the house, and is impressed by his sales skills.

In an odd turn of events, Johnny Cross shows up at C.J.s boat lot the next morning after putting in his offer on the house. Johnny, played by Mel Flair (Rob Zombie’s Halloween), explains that he left the real estate firm to pursue boat sales for fun, stating it’s not about the money for him. C.J. spends little time hesitating in hiring Johnny who offers to work strictly for commission, creating for both parties a win-win situation.

C.J. ultimately ends up promoting Johnny to sales manager, creating an even bigger rift between Johnny and C.J.’s sales staff, but also introduces the darker, true nature of Johnny and reveals his intentions as being less than honest, or even sane. What began as a pleasant comedy about juggling work life with family life evolves into a twisted tale of a family trying to survive the malicious workings of an evil man. In it’s own way, ‘Man Overboard’ is a comedic alternate telling of stories such as ‘Cape Fear’.

The story is surprisingly engaging, the acting is accomplished enough to maintain interest and the humor is enjoyable and effective, but not over the top. The tension created by Johnny Cross is a key factor in ‘Man Overboard’ producing the arc of the story from the mild-mannered comedy into the dark survival of the fittest sales battle that ends with a final encounter putting everything on the line. The end itself seems a bit too “perfect” for my taste, especially considering what C.J. and his friends and family had just gone through, but doesn’t spoil the movie in general.

‘Man Overboard’ is now available for pre-order through the Official Website. The DVD will officially release on August 11, 2009.

Seth Rogen will voice The Alien in ‘Paul’

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Being the fan of the genius comedic filmmaking duo known as Frost/Pegg that I am, you can bet you bottom that I am chomping at the bit for their new film ‘Paul’ to finally be finished and hit theaters so that I can slip completely into fanboy mode.

As if involving Nick Frost and Simon Pegg wasn’t enough, and being directed by Greg Mottola wasn’t the grandest icing on the cake, now they’ve gone and added some killer chocolate covered cherries and sprinkles on top with the casting of Seth Rogen to provide the voice of “the alien” in what has been described as a road trip taken by two British sci-fi geeks through America. “The Alien” comes into play when they arrive at Area 51 and encounter the title character, an escaped alien named Paul. Let the fun begin!

[source: Variety]

‘Reaper’ Season Finale Tonight, plus “Business Casualty”

Bring it on CW, I got the Devil on my side.
Bring it on CW, I got the Devil on my side.

So tonight is the season finale of Reaper and what I must sadly inform you is that this will most likely be the series finale as well. Yes sadly I happened upon the Saint Louis Post Dispatch this past weekend and they had an article on renewed and cancelled shows. Reaper happened to fall under the cancelled section, as did the rest of CW’s comedy shows, and I got to say more than likely, after tonight, it will be lost to us forever. Though it’s possible buying the second season on DVD may save it from cancellation hell, but I wouldn’t pin too many hopes on it. We must accept its fate as a show too smart for most audiences, ala Pushing Daisies, and we must watch it be crushed while middling dreck, ala Two and a Half Men, gets picked up for what feels like it must now be in the double digit seasons.

But lets not feel too down as the cancellation of great genre pushing shows has become as standard as brushing our teeth. Let’s just revel in what we have left and enjoy the many fond memories this show doled out. Such as in this episode where Sam climbs up the ruthless corporate ladder, in now way I’ve ever seen it climbed before, and finds out how much the Devil keeps his eye in practically any wrong doing a generic office skyscraper can produce. After he’s shown exactly what goes on in the top floor it’s not soon after we then find out his dad, and his cell phone bars of strength, has what he needs to get out of his deal with the Devil. The catch, of course, being that he’s stuck in the third circle of hell and there’s very little chance of him getting out. Luckily Nina, her being of the demon spawn genus, can enter, yet not without some hesitancy of having to face her love of torture, and she and Ben have a cutesy goodbye before entering the fiery flames of an elevator to Hades.

I was really hoping we’d get some glimpses into hell when her journey was made. After two seasons and enough references to the way things seem to be run down there, I was looking forward to maybe just getting a little peak into the whole operation. Also Sock gets a fun little story this week as Nina tries to set him up with a demon friend and after not digging her look too much she informs him of her ability to look like anyone, even pieces of them thrown together. This puts Sock into a Frankenstein like sequence of snapping body part pics of hot girls and jumbles them together into his most sought after beauty.

Well I hope everyone enjoys the season finale tonight. From the commercial I saw it looked like a good one and it seemed like Sam might actually be battling the Devil for his soul, so maybe we’ll actually get everything wrapped up tonight and we can all end this happily instead of leaving off in a weird spot with questions unresolved. We can hope anyway, and maybe the creators of this show will get another crack at making something just as good in the future. I’ll miss reviewing this show, it was one of my favorites, and I was glad it at least got two great seasons while others continue to plod along and destroy themselves, ala The Simpsons.