SUCKER PUNCH – The Review

Scientists are constantly exploring the wonders of the human brain, particularly the subconscious. One of the discoveries is that in times of extreme trauma the brain can shut down responses to it’s surroundings and can either erase the experience or retreat into an alternate reality. This is one of the main themes of Zack Snyder’s new film SUCKER PUNCH. Unlike his previous movies, this is not a remake ( DAWN OF THE DEAD ) nor an adaptation of a graphic novel ( 300, WATCHMEN ) although much of the imagery here is inspired by other films, TV shows, animation, and comic books. In PUNCH, Synder’s main heroine enters another reality in her mind. And then another reality within that one( similar to the dream levels in INCEPTION ). Once again Snyder uses state of the art effects to create these different worlds.

The film begins after two theatrical curtains lift to reveal a simple bedroom backdrop. Atop the bed, crying, is a young blond woman of 17 or 18 named Baby Doll ( Emily Browning ). A doctor leaves her mother’s bedroom, shaking his head at Baby Doll’s step father. Baby Doll runs to console her kid sister as the sheet is pulled over their mother’s face. Later the step father seethes with anger as he reads the mother’s will. Everything will go to the daughters. Grabbing his bottle of booze, he storms into Baby Doll’s room. Rebuffing his advances, Baby Doll scratches his face, forces him out of her room, and locks the door. Gazing through the keyhole, she sees him lurching toward the locked closet where her kid sister hides. Baby Doll climbs out her bedroom window and scampers across the ledge to the window of the study. Inside she locates the pistol in a desk drawer. Racing down the hallway, she confronts her step father as he kicks in the closet door. She shakily points the gun at him and fires. The bullet whizzes past him and fatally strikes her sister. At the grave site, the stepfather signs the papers committing Baby Doll to a mental institution. After sedating her, they take her into the asylum where the director Blue Jones ( Oscar Isaac ) assures the step father that she will be lobotomized by the visiting doctor who will arrive in five days. Baby Doll is introduced to Dr. Gorski ( Carla Gugino )  who uses the auditorium stage for her therapy sessions. She encourages the inmates to act out their histories. Here Baby Doll’s mind transforms the stage into a nightclub/brothel. The other inmates, Rocket ( Jena Malone ), her sister Sweet Pea ( Abbie Cornish ), Blondie ( Vanessa Hudgins ), and Amber ( Jamie Chung ) are entertainers, Gorski is their choreographer/director/madame and Blue Jones is the club owner/pimp. Jones wants Baby Doll trained and ready for the arrival of the High Roller ( the lobotomist ) in five days. When Gorski instructs her to dance to some music, Baby Doll goes into a trance. Her mind enters a fantasy where she meets the mysterious Wise Man ( Scott Glenn ) . Before using a samurai sword to defeat three hulking shogun warriors, he explains that in order to gain her freedom she will need five things: a map, the key, fire, a knife, and something she will have to discover. She then awakes back on the dance floor. Everyone is astonished at her skills. Later in the dressing room, Baby Doll lays out her plan and tries to unite them as a team. Sweet Pea hesitates, but soon  reluctantly agrees to help. Working together can these ladies gather the items and bust out of the nightclub/bordello before the High Roller arrives? Or should I say- can they escape the hospital before lobotomy day?

The first scenes that set up Baby Doll’s entrance to the mental institution are played out almost as an old silent movie. Snyder uses a dark, greyed down color palette similar to 300. The hospital and the dance hall are both dreary places ( until the gals are entertaining ). The fantasy battle fields are gritty and grimy also. Each time an item is acquired the ladies go into another mission after getting orders from the Wise Man. After Baby Doll’s Asian themed first outing, they are all plunged into a steam punk version of World War I. Later they storm a medieval castle were Orc-like creatures serve a huge fire-breathing dragon and her offspring. Finally they must board a high speed train and stop a pack of faceless androids from detonating a bomb within a futuristic metropolis. These scenarios should be thrilling, but they become terribly repetitive after the first couple. It’s the ladies making impossible leaps while hacking, slashing, and gunning down endless hordes. In the backstage scenes between the mayhem, the woman are saddled with lots of ridiculous, forced dialogue as they alternately argue with and encourage each other.  The characters other than Baby Doll and Sweet Pea are almost interchangeable. Cornish does her best to be the cynical hard case, but her fights with Browning have very little spark. Gugino is saddled with a clunky Polish accent and has little to do besides tapping her cane. Isaac makes Jones a completely hiss-able , irredeemable thug who’s written like a mustache-twirling villain. You may have read that Jon Hamm is in the film. Be warned, Don Draper fans, that his role is almost a cameo. I’ve admired much of Snyder’s work in the past, but the slow motion suddenly becoming fast speed, the wire work, CGI creatures, and swirling, zooming camerawork quickly became tiresome. As the old saying goes, “full of sound and fury signifying nothing”. Still, I’m looking forward to Snyder’s take on the last son of Krypton. We’ll see if he can create characters that are as interesting as his visual imagination. The ending aspires to be a tribute to “girl power”. That deserves to be lauded and explored in something more substantial than this noisy, overdone video game of a movie.

Overall Rating: Three Out of Five Stars

See The New YOGI BEAR Trailer & Poster

I kid you not. From YAHOO! Movies comes this first teaser trailer for “everyone’s favorite pic-a-nic basket-stealing bear YOGI BEAR, a live-action/CG animated adventure in 3D to be unleashed December 2010.”

Synopsis:

Jellystone Park has been losing business, so Mayor Brown has decided to shut it down and sell the land. That means families will no longer be able to experience the natural beauty of the outdoors and, even worse, Yogi and his pal Boo Boo will be tossed out of the only home they’ve ever known. Faced with his biggest challenge ever, Yogi must prove that he really is “smarter than the average bear,” as he and Boo Boo join forces with Ranger Smith to find a way to save the park from closing forever.

From the press release:

This new adaptation of Hanna-Barbera’s classic cartoon will star Academy Award nominee Dan Aykroyd (Driving Miss Daisy) as the voice of Jellystone Park’s most famous troublemaker, Yogi Bear. Two-time Emmy Award winner (Saturday Night Live) and six-time Grammy Award winner Justin Timberlake, previously starring as Artie in Shrek the Third, will star as the voice of Boo Boo, Yogi’s faithful pal and co-conspirator in his tireless schemes to separate Jellystone Park patrons from their lunches.

The film’s live-action cast also includes Anna Faris (Observe and Report) as nature documentary filmmaker Rachel Johnson, and Tom Cavanagh (NBC’s Ed, How to Eat Fried Worms) as Yogi’s amiable nemesis Ranger Smith. TJ Miller (Cloverfield) stars as Smith’s diligent deputy, Ranger Jones, and Andrew Daly (The Informant!) as the conniving Mayor Brown.

YOGI BEAR was filmed on location in New Zealand, in the Auckland area and around the Whakamaru Reserve on the North Island’s Central Plateau between Rotorua and Taupo.

Directed by Eric Brevig ( JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH) and distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures, YOGI BEAR will be released on December 17, 2010.

Visit the film’s official website here or on Facebook

Photo by Warner Bros. Pictures

‘Shrek Goes Fourth’ Plot Synopsis Leaked

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Alex Litel’s Lackluster Emporium has scoped out some interesting information.   He claims to have stumbled onto a copyright preregistration for ‘Shrek Goes Fourth’ that reveals the film’s synopsis.

Here’s what he found:

After challenging an evil dragon, rescuing a beautiful princess and saving your in-laws’ kingdom, what’s an ogre to do? Well, if you’re Shrek, you suddenly wind up a domesticated family man. Instead of scaring villagers away like he used to, a reluctant Shrek now agrees to autograph pitch forks. What’s happened to this ogre’s roar? Longing for the days when he felt like a “real ogre,” Shrek is duped into signing a pact with the smooth-talking dealmaker, Rumplestiltskin. Shrek suddenly finds himself in a in a twisted, alternate version of Far Far Away, where ogres are hunted, Rumplestiltskin is king and Shrek and Fiona have never met. Now, it’s up to Shrek to undo all he’s done in the hopes of saving his friends, restoring his world and reclaiming his one True Love.

Is this the real synopsis for the film?   Is it just a false synopsis to leak out to the public?   Is it completely made up?   It certainly sounds like an interesting direction to take the series in, and, after the abysmal ‘Shrek the Third’, the franchise needs a shot of something to keep it alive.

What do you think?   Truth or fiction?   Let us know by commenting below!

The film is currently aiming for a May 21st 2010 release in conventional and IMAX theaters.

Source: Alex Litel’s Lackluster Emporium

Brendan Fraser Wants ‘Vengeance’

Brendan Fraser in a lighthearted comedy about a man who enters a strange territory and must battle wacky, CG characters? Â  Say it ain’t so! Â  Nonetheless, the live action Muppet has signed on to ‘Furry Vengeance’, directed by Roger Kumble (‘College Road Trip’ and ‘Just Friends’).

The film will follow a real estate developer  whose new housing subdivision pushes far into a pristine part of the Oregon wilderness, pitting the developer against a band of angry critters.

The film was written by Michael Carnes and Josh Gilbert, the duo behind ‘Mr. Woodcock’. Â  The film is being co-financed by Summit Entertainment (‘Twilight’) and Participant Media (‘The Crazies’ remake).

Source: Variety

Principal Photography Starts on ‘Tintin’ With Lead Actors and Title Announced

Paramount Pictures and Sony Pictures Entertainment announced today the start of principal photography on the 3D motion capture film ‘The Adventures of Tintin: Secret of the Unicorn’ directed by Steven Spielberg. Â  The companies also made the announcement that Jamie Bell had been cast as Tintin and Daniel Craig co-stars as Red Rackham, the film’s villain.

Here’s the full press release:

Paramount Pictures and Sony Pictures Entertainment have announced the start of principal production in Los Angeles on the 3D Motion Capture Film ‘The Adventures of Tintin: Secret of the Unicorn,’ directed by Steven Spielberg and starring Jamie Bell (‘Billy Elliot,’ ‘Defiance’) as Tintin, the intrepid young reporter whose relentless pursuit of a good story thrusts him into a world of high adventure, and Daniel Craig (‘Quantum of Solace,’ ‘Defiance’) as the nefarious Red Rackham.

Bell and Craig are joined by an international cast that includes Andy Serkis, Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Gad Elmaleh, Toby Jones and Mackenzie Crook.

‘The Adventures of Tintin: Secret of the Unicorn,’ from a screenplay by Steven Moffat, Edgar Wright and Joe Cornish, is produced by Spielberg, Peter Jackson and Kathleen Kennedy, is the first in the series of 3D motion capture films based on the iconic character created by Georges Remi, better known to the world by his pen name “Herge” and is due for release in 2011. Executive producers are Nick Rodwell, Stephane Sperry and Ken Kamins. Paramount Pictures will release domestically and in all English speaking territories and Asia, excluding India. Sony Pictures Releasing International will distribute the film in Continental Europe, Eastern Europe, Latin America, India and the remainder of the world.

The second feature in the series is scheduled to be directed by Jackson, with a potential for a third film as well.

Eighty years ago, Herge introduced the world to a unique cast of characters who have been embraced by readers of all ages. The Adventures of Tintin – a series of 24 books, the final unfinished adventure was published after Herge’s – death became Herge’s life’s work. The first adventure was published in 1929. Over 200 million copies have been sold worldwide. The popular series has been translated into 70 languages and still attracts thousands of new fans each year.

Steven Spielberg and Peter Jackson will bring Herge’s stories to life employing state-of-the-art performance capture technology developed by Jackson’s Weta Digital.

Source: Paramount Pictures, Sony Pictures Entertainment

‘Tom and Jerry’ Getting a Big Screen Revival

Warner Bros. is reinvigorating ‘Tom and Jerry’ for the big screen. Â  According to the article in Variety, the animated duo will get the ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks’ treatment with the characters being CG running around a live-action world.

The story will follow how the two meet, form their rivalry, and get lost in Chicago having to rely on one another to make it back home.

Eric Gravning is writing the script.

What do you think? Â  Is ‘Tom and Jerry’ worthy of a big screen treatment? Â  Is the whole CG character in a live-action world getting annoying fast for you, too? Â  How many hundreds of millions of dollars do you think this will make for WB? Â  Let us know by commenting below!

Source: Variety

New Pictures from ‘G-Force’

Jerry Bruckheimer’s new CGI/live action film ‘G-Force’ featuring a team of special ops guinea pigs is on it’s way and now they’ve released some pictures to give us an idea of what to expect. What do you guys think?

Continue reading New Pictures from ‘G-Force’

New artwork for John Boorman’s ‘Wizard of Oz’…

AICNÂ  got some new artwork for John Boorman’s ‘Wizard of Oz’Â  CGI remake. Now this isn’t exactly the kind of remake I was hoping for, but I will see it just because I am a fan of original movie/general story. I thought it would be super badass to see a modern remake a la ‘Romeo and Juliet’ that Baz did in the 90’s. However this is what we are left with and you can see more below. The above photo is of Munchkin Land..

Not bad, huh? What do you guys think about these? Will you shell out the bucks to see it? Is the movie still relevant?

Live Action/CGI Version of… ‘YOGI BEAR’!

Yes! I loved this show as a kid, and I am super stoked to find out about this project being in the works. Thanks to THR we can give you this:

The studio is developing a feature version of “Yogi Bear,” the classic Hanna-Barbera cartoon, and “Surf’s Up” co-helmer/co-writer Ash Brannon is attached to direct.

Endeavor-repped Joshua Sternin and Jeffrey Ventimilia, who exec produced “That ’70s Show” and are writing the feature “Tooth Fairy” for Fox, are penning the screenplay. Donald De Line is producing via his De Line Pictures; Karen Rosenfelt is also producing, with Jon Berg overseeing for Warners.

The project, culled from Warners’ vast library, is planned as a live-action/animated hybrid along the lines of Fox’s 2007 hit “Alvin & the Chipmunks.” Much of the movie will be live-action, but Yogi Bear and sidekick Boo Boo will be done in CG.

So the younger generation will get exposed to this, just like they have recently been exposed to ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks’, and ‘TMNT’. This will be badass!