ShortsHD™ The Short Movie Channel (www.shorts.tv), working with Magnolia Pictures, will release The Oscar® Nominated Short Films 2013 in over 260 theatres across the United States, Canada and Europe on February 1, 2013. This is the 8th year of the Oscar Nominated Short Film Theatrical Release. The announcement comes on the heels of last year’s record-breaking release, which was one of the top 50 grossing independent film releases in North America, earning over $1,700,000 nationwide. Since its debut in 2005, the Oscar® Nominated Short Films theatrical release program has grown 800%.

A key fixture of the awards season, the theatrical release featuring Live Action, Animation and Documentary short films is the only opportunity for audiences around the country to watch the nominated shorts prior to the 85th Academy Awards® ceremony on February 24, 2013.

This year’s release breaks new ground: a past Oscar winner in that category will host each film. Hosting the Live Action program will be director Luke Matheny, who won the Academy Award® for his Live Action Short film God of Love (2011); hosting the Animated Shorts program are Bill Joyce and Brandon Oldenburg who won the Academy Award® for their Animated Short Film The Fantastic Flying Books of Mr. Morris Lessmore (2011); and hosting the Short Documentary program is Daniel Junge, co-director of last year’s Academy Award® winner for Best Short Documentary Saving Face.

This year’s release includes the following Nominated short films:

ANIMATION

Adam & Dog - (director: Minkyu Lee, USA) The story about the dog of Eden. What happened in those first days of Creation that made Man and Dog so inseparable? The dog, as he lives through this curious world, encounters a strange creature; a human being named Adam – and with that discovers a new found connection to the world.

Fresh Guacamole - (director: PES, USA) Learn how to transform familiar objects into Fresh Guacamole!

Head Over Heels - (director: Timothy Reckart, UK) After many years of marriage, Walter and Madge have grown apart: he lives on the floor and she lives on the ceiling. When Walter discovers a long-lost memento of their wedding day, he tries to reignite their old romance. But it brings their equilibrium crashing down, and the couple that can’t agree which way is up must find a way to put their marriage back together.

Maggie Simpson in ‘The Longest Daycare’ - (director: David Silverman, USA) Maggie Simpson spends a day at the Ayn Rand Daycare Center where she is diagnosed at an average intelligence level. Longing to be grouped with the gifted children, Maggie finds her destiny by rescuing a lonely cocoon from Baby Gerald, who is busy smooshing butterflies.

Paperman - (director: John Kahrs, USA) Paperman follows the story of a lonely young man in mid-century New York City, whose destiny takes an unexpected turn after a chance meeting with a beautiful woman on his morning commute. Convinced the girl of his dreams is gone forever, he gets a second chance when he spots her in a skyscraper window across the avenue from his office. With only his heart, imagination and a stack of papers to get her attention, his efforts are no match for what the fates have in store for him.

LIVE ACTION

Asad - (director: Bryan Buckley, South Africa) Set in a war-torn fishing village in Somalia, an all Somali refugee cast brings to life this coming of age fable of a Somali boy who is faced with falling into the pirate life, or rising above to choose the path of an honest fishing man.

Buzkashi Boys - (director: Sam French, Afghanistan) Set against the dramatic landscape of contemporary Afghanistan and the national sport of Buzkashi – a brutal game of horse polo played with a dead goat – Buzkashi Boys tells the coming of age story of two best friends, a charismatic street urchin and a defiant blacksmith’s son, who struggle to realize their dreams as they make their way to manhood in one of the most war-torn countries on Earth.

Curfew - (director: Shawn Christensen, USA) At the lowest point of his life, Richie gets a call from his estranged sister, asking him to look after his nine-year old niece, Sophia, for the evening.

Death of a Shadow - (director: Tom Van Avermaet, France and Belgium) Soldier Nathan died during World War I. A strange collector imprisoned his shadow and gave him a new chance: a second life against 10,000 captured shadows. It is love that guides him, as his purpose is to meet Sarah again, the woman he fell in love with before he died. But then he discovers that she’s already in love with someone else, jealousy clouds his mind and pushes him towards a bitter decision, not without consequences.

Henry - (director: Yan England, Canada) Henry, a great concert pianist, has his life thrown in turmoil the day the love of this life, Maria, disappears mysteriously. He’ll then discover the inevitable verdict of life.

DOCUMENTARY

Inocente - (directors: Sean Fine and Andrea Nix, USA) An intensely personal and vibrant coming of age documentary about a young artist’s fierce determination to never surrender to the bleakness of her surroundings. At 15, Inocente refuses to let her dream of becoming an artist be caged by her life as an undocumented immigrant forced to live homeless for the last nine years. Inocente is both a timeless story about the transformative power of art and a timely snapshot of the new face of homelessness in America — children.

King’s Point - (director: Sari Gilman, USA) Kings Point tells the stories of five seniors living in a typical American retirement resort-men and women who came to Florida decades ago with their spouses by their sides and their health intact, and now find themselves grappling with love, loss and the universal desire for human connection.

Mondays at Racine - (director: Cynthia Wade, USA) Every third Monday of the month, in brassy Long Island, sisters Cynthia and Rachel open up their hair salon, called Racine, and offer free beauty services for women undergoing chemotherapy. The sisters are determined to give women who are losing their hair, eyebrows and eyelashes a sense of normalcy and dignity in a traumatic and uncertain time. The story of what hair means in our culture quickly unfolds into an unexpected look at womanhood, marriage and survival.

Open Heart - (director: Keif Davidson, USA) Eight Rwandan children leave their families behind to embark on a life-or-death journey seeking high-risk heart surgery in Sudan. Their hearts ravaged by a treatable disease from childhood strep throat, the kids have only months to live. Open Heart reveals the intertwined endeavors of Dr. Emmanuel Rusingiza, Rwanda’s lone government cardiologist, as he fights to save the lives of his young patients, and Dr. Gino Strada, the Salam Center’s head surgeon who must convince Sudanese President Omar Al-Bashir’s government to keep Africa’s only link to life-saving cardiac surgery free of charge for the millions who need it.

Redemption - (directors: Jon Alpert & Matthew O’Neill, USA) In the documentary Redemption, filmmakers Jon Alpert & Matthew O’Neill closely follow this growing army of New Yorkers whose treasures are in the trash. The film is a chance to meet the marginalized masses we often rush past on our way to catch a bus or make a meeting. They are poor but proud New Yorkers – people who don’t ask for a handout – people whose hands rake through the discards of our lives – building their lives one nickel at a time.

“The Oscar® Shorts 2013 are some of this year’s most amazing films from around the world,” said Carter Pilcher, CEO of ShortsHD™. “Audiences will be thrilled by the broad international sweep of the Live Action nominees, charmed by the subtly of the Animations and energized as they explore new worlds with the Documentary filmmakers: Oscar Shorts 2013 is a can’t miss.”

Nominations for the 85th Academy Awards® were announced on January 10. For more information, visit www.shorts.tv/theoscarshorts or find us on Facebook: facebook.com/shortshd and twitter: twitter.com/shortshd.

Dan Riesser’s horror/comedy short NIGHT OF THE PUNKS has played quite well at various film festivals. The full film, less than twenty minutes long, is available for viewing right here.

So, is it worth a look?

That depends. Can you stomach gore that’s simultaneously gross and funny, due to its over-the-top, low-budget nature? Do you have a deep-seated affection for the spook-a-blast stylings of the 1980′s? Can you find it in yourself to root for punk rock musicians? If yes, then I’d say that this short is more than worthy of checking out. Riesser, who shot the movie on a micro-budget, wants to turn it into a feature, and he displays more than enough chops to get the job done. I wish him the best of luck.

The story follows the members of Brain Dead, a small-time punk band who get booked for their first road show. But when they arrive at the venue, they find nothing but a dingy bar, almost devoid of customers. And once they start playing, they discover that most of the patrons who are there are actually demons hungering for human flesh. A bloody, slap-sticky fight for survival ensues.

The script often goes overboard on reference humor, and sometimes the dialogue can be horribly stilted, although that aspect may or not be intentional, given the feel that the movie is going for. The actors sometimes fail to sell their situation all that well, although this too actually adds to the movie’s campy, tongue-in-cheek atmosphere. Really, while the movie is far, far from perfect, it really wouldn’t feel right to lambast it too heavily for its shortcomings. It’s a small-time production that’s available for free. And since it’s more of a proof of concept than anything else, I’ll give it a pass. NIGHT OF THE PUNKS is a fun little movie.

Overall Rating: 3 out of 5 stars

Review by Dane Marti

In this subtle comedy, the main character, Logan is 28 year-old who live with his brother, with a bedroom that is colorful, cool and childlike. Obviously, Logan doesn’t know everything that is happening within his brother’s house. His brother is a typical jock/stud hybrid: Not very likable, but he doesn’t care. He isn’t an intellectual. However, Logan, a grown man, is entranced with Comic Books. Hey, I think that’s cool. Unfortunately, like many people, his brother believes that his brother lives in a delusional dream world: “You’re a freak,” his brother tells Logan at one point, trying to explain why his unique brother has trouble with women.
At the office where he works, Logan ‘thinks’ that he is love with a girl named Jean. Obviously, before the film begins, he has discussed the comic book world with this woman on many occasions. She’s an attractive woman, of course, but not the only one in the film. It’s all subjective, I think.  Hopefully, by the end of the film, Logan might also realize this!

Being an adult who doesn’t want to hurt men she doesn’t find attractive, instead of point blank, and often-hurtful truth, Jean pretends to dig super heroes as well, but the subject is obviously banal and silly to her. There are many people like Jean. They have a right to their outdated concepts about Super Heroes. Ha.

In the film, Logan wants to impress Jean, so one day he wears his wolverine costume to work. This sets up a plethora of humorous moments.   Before long (after all, this is a short film) Logan, Victor (Logan’s brother), Jean, and the cute, equally dorky, Kat (Logan’s best friend) find themselves having to deal with pain and magical enlightenment. The film ends with issues left up in the air: Cleverly, it lets the viewer decide the future of the realistic and cute characters. The standout performance was the cute and spunky woman who is Logan’s friend—Kat. Her character is cute and fearless; I imagine that the actress is as well.

People become fixated on certain people to the exclusion of others. However, when Jean tells Logan that she isn’t into movies, well, that did it for me! That would have curtailed my lust/crush on her! Logan, on the other hand is wearing blinders.  Jean might not be a femme fatale, but I certainly didn’t think she deserved the affections of Logan, a sweet boy/man. His interest in her is purely sexual and not very deep to say the least; he has a hard time realizing that.

It seems that in this modern world, , many things are out of a person’s grasp…but people can still create their own identities, their own cool personas. Now, more than ever, grownups are fans of the Comic Book/Superhero Universe. In the not to distant future, this storyline will begin to seem less pertinent. Hell, there’s nothing wrong with liking Super Heroes!

Although I don’t share this view, there are obviously adults who fervently believe that people who love the world of Super Heroes are dangerously weird: These folks who enjoy the fantastic are, according to the stealth-like minds of the typical Mature Adult, are demonstrating an immaturity as gigantic as the Grand Canyon is deep! They probably believe geeks should be sterilized. Logan shouldn’t deal with folks like that! Those people suck.

Directed by Michael Lamarra, this is a charming, subtle and cool movie. I think the acting is nice, very professional; while realistic, the film and performances embody a sweet and romantic world, similar to a Capra film. This is a nice, well-made short film.

Showing on Vimeo

For more information about LOGAN’S POWER, visit the film’s website HERE

http://loganspowerfilm.com/

Not since David Lynch’s THE STRAIGHT STORY have I enjoyed a film about the charm of an elderly man’s unwavering determination and loyalty. THE DROUGHT, written and directed by Kevin Slack, is a 12-minute short film starring Edmund Lyndeck as Jonas, a senior resident of Brooklyn who struggles with his efforts to sell umbrellas from a small street cart during a summer drought. During his down time, Jonas recollects his life through visions of his late wife Janet (Kathleen Hope Reilly) as a young woman, the only thing that makes him smile during these dry, hot days of summer.

THE DROUGHT is an extremely romantic film, not in the contemporary sense, but in the nostalgic heart-warming sense. Jonas is a good guy, sad and lonely, but he’s pure and true. Lyndeck gives a quaint performance of a likeable old man, stubborn in his ways. Other than the memory of his wife, only one other thing in this world puts a smile on Jonas’ face… umbrellas, especially his first, which holds a special place in his heart and on his wall.

Cinematographer John Paul Clark works closely with director Kevin Slack to create an absolutely beautiful film, shot with a warmth that conveys the dry, summer heat, but still feel comfortable and inviting. The rest of the world around Jonas is happy and enjoying the weather, but Jonas dreams of the rain’s return… and therefor, the return of demand for his umbrellas. Rob Gokee supplies the original music for the film, adding to the overall romanticism of the story.

THE DROUGHT has two primary characters. The first is obviously Jonas, while the second is Marco (Ivan Goris), a supporting character and fellow street vendor. Marco and Jonas are friends despite being each others indirect competition. Marco makes efforts to help out the struggling Jonas, but he remains committed to his umbrella passion, despite his unspoken uncertainty. This friendship adds a level of generational perception, an element of the changing times to compliment the metaphorical use of the seemingly unchanging weather.

As is usually the case with short films, THE DROUGHT won’t be found in any theaters, except maybe for the occasional film festival. With that said, short films are often well worth the time it takes to seek them out and deserve more attention than they receive. Kevin Slack’s THE DROUGHT is gorgeous. It tells a simple but smart and pleasing story without being condescending or too cute.

With that said, I am privileged to say you can watch the film below:

The Drought – short film from Kevin Slack on Vimeo.

The Drought trailer from Kevin Slack on Vimeo.

We often say the strangest things to children without even realizing how odd it sounds. Children are full of questions, constantly confused by the world or misguided by falsehoods or exaggerations. When children bring these questions to us, as adults, we’re often unsure how to broach certain subjects, so in an effort to spin the answer in a way that will satisfy the child, but not lead on to disclosing too much information too soon, we create these elaborate, often ridiculous stories in place of the simple, honest truth.

For me, watching BEING BRADFORD DILLMAN is a wonderful exercise in recognizing this tendency to conjure up vivid yarns in place of offering a more straight-forward response. Directed by Emma Burch and co-written with Peter Williamson, this is the story of little Molly Flowers, a young girl who declares to her alcoholic mother that she hates boys and wishes they all die after being picked on one too many times. Either stunned by this statement, or driven by her vodka-induced state of mind, Molly’s Mum (voiced by Morwenna Banks) spills a story about how Molly was actually born a boy, named Bradford Dillman, but as she so wanted a little girl, asked the doctor to cut off his willy. Having done so, Molly’s mum now had the girl she wanted and even tells Molly she kept her willy inside a shoebox atop her wardrobe.

My instinctual reaction is one of “who does this?!?” Then I realize many a parent has probably woven a story or two for their children even more bizarre than this. Being a child with an active imagination, as most children do, Molly begins to contemplate what this all means on her terms, subject to her own limited knowledge and innocent perspective of the world. Enter Bradford Dillman… as Molly toys with the idea of retrieving her willy from the infamous shoebox atop the wardrobe, she meets Bradford, a boy of her age who becomes her friend.

Both Molly and Bradford are voiced by Natasha Holberton with a wonderfully curious and playful, yet cynical beyond her years undertone that makes her adventure with Bradford that much more, shall we say… mature. BEING BRADFORD DILLMAN is a family film, of sorts. Holberton gives Molly an energy and innocence fitting of a young girl, but also conveys an inkling of forced maturity, most likely brought on by her single mother’s drinking, smoking and pill-popping habits. The subject matter is kept within bounds of being acceptable for a child’s eyes and ears, but just beneath the surface lies an adult sense of humor that cannot be ignored.

BEING BRADFORD DILLMAN is an animated film with a style that is part marionette and part paper cut-out. The color and texture of the film is gritty and earthy, conveying a sense of dingy darkness to to the story. The artwork features over-sized heads and massively cute yet imposing eyes on Molly and Bradford, while Mum’s face is never revealed, a la the Peanuts cartoons, or Tom & Jerry, whereas the adults are not emphasized as the crucial element of the story. The visual style of BEING BRADFORD DILLMAN reminds me slightly of a cross between Tim Burton and David Lynch, but ever so slightly more refined and traditional as to minimize the awkward weirdness of the Molly’s world without eliminating the uncomfortably bizarre nature of what is taking place in the film. Likewise, I am keen to the writing of the film, funny and cute while just mature enough to draw in the adult audience, especially given the tale Molly’s mum tells that sets Molly on her journey of misguided self-discovery. As for a message, I am certain there is one to be had, but I have yet to pinpoint exactly what it is meant to be, or even what I took the message away as, if I took one away at all.

This tan and sepia world in which Molly lives has a pleasant flavor as BEING BRADFORD DILLMAN is not a sad, downer film. On the contrary, I felt oddly uplifted and happy after watching the film. The closest thing I can compare this to would be Tim Burton’s flash animated series called THE WORLD OF STAINBOY, both in tone and in style, but do not mistake this as being a literal or direct comparison, rather more of an impressionistic similarity that falls within a broad tonal category.

‘Being Bradford Dillman’ Trailer from Being Bradford Dillman on Vimeo.

Check out BeingBradformDillman.com for more information, or “Like” the film on Facebook.

“What does it take to get America’s attention?”

The perfect tagline for an introspective short film about American politics and a skewed sense of morality. Written and directed by Rebecca Rojer, ASHLEY/AMBER is a 22-minute short film starring Diane Guerrero as Ashley, an attractive young woman who recently lost her boyfriend to the war. Heartbroken and conflicted by her loss, Ashley struggles to reconcile her boyfriend’s duty and commitment to fighting for his country with her pain and sadness, even a little anger over losing her loved one.

Ashley is also struggling financially, so following a current American trend (and let’s be honest, a global trend), Ashley responds to an ad to make some quick cash performing in a fly-by-night, amateur online sex video under the assumed name of Amber. Now, not only is Ashley conflicted by her boyfriend’s death, combined with the constant pressure from her anti-war activist friends to protest with them and speak publicly about her own experience of loss, she now has the added weight of having sold herself to pay the bills looming on her conscience. Ashley will soon discover just how volatile, fickle and hypocritical society can sometimes be about sex, war and free speech.

ASHLEY/AMBER is a small, independent project, as are most short films. This drama is gritty and honest, but the pacing is decidedly slow and methodical. At times, I do feel the editing lingers just the tiniest bit too long, leaving the camera to linger just beyond the point of comfortable observation, but I also feel that perhaps this is intentional, hoping to convey a sense of relentless voyeurism. In a society obsessed with reality TV and celebrity gossip, ASHLEY/AMBER also touches on these themes indirectly, even if unintentional. As Ashley comes to terms with her situation in life, with the circumstances she is both forced into and entered into by choice, she takes a chance and reaches out as an anti-war activist but finds that instead of her outspoken message of peace making a positive impact, the two-sided Internet proves to be the curse that subjects her life to further ridicule.

Diane Guerrero does a fascinating job, portraying an emotionally scarred woman stunted by her confusion and pulled apart by a society that deems sexual freedom far more morally reprehensible than a controversial war and the corrupted comfort we have developed for violence in general. Her emotions are reserved, but dwell just beneath the surface of her skin. ASHLEY/AMBER has some very minor production flaws, but the message and direction of the film on display from filmmaker Rebecca Rojer are of a respectably high caliber. This is an intelligent film, even subversively, darkly humorous film on a subconscious level. ASHLEY/AMBER plays as a smarter, far more poignant counterbalance to the trend of mindless, frivolous reality programming that clogs the bandwidth of television and the Internet. Rojer clearly has a strong vision for storytelling and encourage her to follow this path and discover in what direction this compass will lead her.

ASHLEY/AMBER was nominated for a Golden Berlin Bear award for Best Short Film in 2011 and can be purchased in Europe as part of a DVD compilation titled BACK TO POLITICS.

Filmmaker’s Background:

Originally from Maplewood, NJ, Rebecca produced her first short films and animations as a student at Columbia High School. In 2004 she was selected to participate in the William H. Cosby Future Filmmakers Workshop at NYU and the Innerspark-CSSA Animation Program at CalArts.

Rebecca currently studies film production in the Visual and Environmental Studies department at Harvard University. She also illustrates for the Harvard Lampoon. Her most recent film, Beauty Machine, received an Award of Merit in the Accolade Film Competition and has been selected to screen at Anthology Film Archives in New York as part of the New Filmmakers Program.

Background Information: ANNA was made as part of Project Twenty1, a 21 day film competition in Philadelphia where teams are given exactly 21 days to write, shoot, edit and deliver a short film up to 10 minutes in length on a secret element. The element for ANNA was: Start With A Crash. ANNA earned three awards from Project Twenty1, including Best Cinematography, Best Female Lead, and Best Acting.

The world is cruel. We all know that, whether we want to admit it or not. We make our own way, either by choice or by circumstance, but we all cut our own slice out of this life. The size and shape of that slice is entirely up to us, but what happens if you’ve already taken your slice and you’re not satisfied?

ANNA is an 8-minute short film about a young woman, unhappy with the slice of life she’s been served. Directed and co-written by Daniel Brown, the film’s title character is played by Amanda Colianni. The film begins with Anna studying herself in the mirror, starring into herself with a loathsome disgust. What she sees is a woman not in charge, a woman uncertain, a woman who wants more out of this life.

This long, static opening shot is abruptly broken when the film cuts to Anna choosing to take control of her life. Structured like cinematic sandwich, ANNA contains colorful, anti-establishment dramedy between two hardy pieces of reflective camera shots depicting Anna’s epiphany. Her character rises from the gray of her life and becomes a vibrant, outgoing and confident woman. Anna’s transformation is captured with vivid cinematography by Matt Duffy, a vibrantly colored wardrobe and direction that puts the character’s new-found confidence in the forefront.

Mindy Hixson plays Anna’s coworker Callie, who plays a more integral role than initially expected. Anna squares off against typical societal barriers and burns the broken down, bottomed out bridges she no longer holds any desire to keep aloft. ANNA is an inspired story, but in other ways is also a more feminine combination of OFFICE SPACE and FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF.

To view the trailer for ANNA, go to annamovie.com

To learn more about the filmmakers, go to wideeyedpictures.com

Oscar week for the 84th Academy Awards began Tuesday evening with “Shorts!,” featuring screenings of all the Oscar-nominated films in the Animated and Live Action Short Film categories, plus an onstage discussion with the filmmakers. This popular event began in 1997 and has sold out every year since then.

Calling the annual Oscars a celebration of film and the art, the event was hosted by director, writer, animator and two-time Oscar winner Brad Bird (MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE – GHOST PROTOCOL, IRON GIANT, RATATOUILLE).

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences screened all 10 of the Oscar-nominated animated and live-action short films on Tuesday, February 21, 2012 at the Samuel Goldwyn Theater in Beverly Hills. The shorts theatrical release is growing every year – grosses rise about 30% annually and are available on iTunes and VOD.

Nominees for the 84th Academy Awards

Short Film (Animated)

• “Dimanche/Sunday” Patrick Doyon
• “The Fantastic Flying Books of Mr. Morris Lessmore” William Joyce and Brandon Oldenburg
• “La Luna” Enrico Casarosa
• “A Morning Stroll” Grant Orchard and Sue Goffe
• “Wild Life” Amanda Forbis and Wendy Tilby

Short Film (Live Action)

• “Pentecost” Peter McDonald and Eimear O’Kane
• “Raju” Max Zähle and Stefan Gieren
• “The Shore” Terry George and Oorlagh George
• “Time Freak” Andrew Bowler and Gigi Causey
• “Tuba Atlantic” Hallvar Witzø

Academy Awards for outstanding film achievements in 2011 will be presented on Sunday, February 26, at the Kodak Theatre at Hollywood & Highland Center®, and televised live on the ABC Television Network. The Oscar presentation also will be televised live in more than 225 countries worldwide.

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The Board of Governors of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences approved documentary and short films rules for the 85th Academy Awards at its most recent meeting (December 6). The most significant changes expand members’ opportunities to view contending films, enabling more members to participate in the Academy’s voting processes in the Documentary Feature, Animated Short Film and Live Action Short Film categories.

In the Documentary Feature category, the entire Documentary Branch will now receive all eligible titles beginning in the first round of voting. To facilitate this change, filmmakers must submit 200 DVDs, an increase from the 30 that had been required in previous years. In the final round of voting in this category, members must still see all the nominated films, but the viewing of films on digital or DVD screeners will now be an option for satisfying this requirement.

A documentary feature film’s eligibility will continue to depend on completing seven-day qualifying runs in both New York and Los Angeles that are advertised in at least one major newspaper, as specified by Academy rules, in each city. For the 85th Academy Awards, however, a review by a movie critic in The New York Times and/or the Los Angeles Times will also be required.

In the Animated Short Film and Live Action Short Film categories, members will still have to see all the nominated films before casting their final ballots, but viewing the films on screeners will now be an option for satisfying this requirement. Films that are shown during their theatrical run in a non-standard format, such as IMAX, will have to be submitted to the Academy in a standard theatrical aspect ratio and in a format currently accepted for Academy exhibition to remain eligible. Producers may provide additional screenings of their films in non-standard formats, but members’ attendance at such screenings will not be required for voting purposes.

Other rules changes for the documentary and short films categories include normal date changes and minor “housekeeping” changes.

Rules are reviewed annually by individual branch and category committees. The Awards Rules Committee then reviews all proposed changes before presenting its recommendations to the Board of Governors for approval.

The 84th Academy Awards nominations will be announced live on Tuesday, January 24, at 5:30 a.m. PT in the Academy’s Samuel Goldwyn Theater.

Academy Awards for outstanding film achievements of 2011 will be presented on Sunday, February 26, at the Kodak Theatre at Hollywood & Highland Center®, and televised live by the ABC Television Network. The Oscar® presentation also will be televised live in more than 225 countries worldwide.

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FAMILIAR (2011) is the newest short film from Fatal Pictures, produced by Zach Green, written and directed by Richard Powell, and starring Robert Nolan as John Dodd. This trio of morbidly creative filmmakers are churning out some very intriguing work on what I will simply call a truly indie budget, with a truly indie mindset and determination.

John is an average, uncharismatic husband and father in FAMILIAR, a man who is far from enthusiastic about his relationship with his wife Charlotte, played by Astrida Auza. Charlotte is anything but on the same wavelength as John, who considers her a prison sentence, one from which he secretly wishes an escape by whatever means necessary. There’s an underlying source of John’s disdain for Charlotte, but to give that away would in some part ruin the story.

FAMILIAR is an unconventional narrative, as nearly the entire film is told through voice over, conveying John’s troubled and demented thought process as he goes through his daily visage of being an otherwise typical family man. This technique of storytelling works well enough, but I couldn’t help but find myself wanting more direct dialogue between the characters, perhaps to further detail the state of the family relationship.

Robert Nolan once again nails the eerie, skin-crawling character traits he’s becoming known for to fans of Powell’s films. The key to FAMILIAR, however, is the twist which develops unbeknownst to John Dodd, revealing itself in the end. This is the really tough part about writing a review of FAMILIAR, in that I so so so want to talk about the afore-mentioned twist, but to do so without treading carefully would defeat the effort of seeing the film for yourself. So, what I will say is that the film reminded me – in a complimentary way – of a cross between the style of David Cronenberg’s films such as eXistenZ and a certain cult film from director Jack Sholder.

FAMILIAR features some really cool, considerably shocking special effects, all of which are packed into the final moments of the 24-minute short film. This, along with Nolan’s performance and the film’s dark, creepy atmosphere – aided greatly by the cinematography of Michael Jari Davidson – creates an all-too uncomfortably familiar caricature of a dysfunctional family.

While the premise of the film may seem as familiar as the title itself, Powell takes an idea once explored and ventures off into another parallel concept that works equally well. FAMILIAR takes the audience one step closer to the inevitable feature film debut of the exciting indie filmmaking collaborative, a project I am told is potentially in the works very soon. This makes me smile, deviously.

Review by Wyatt Weed, Pirate Pictures

Once again, the St. Louis International Film Festival is fast approaching. Primarily sponsored by Stella Artois and now in its 20th year, the fest has really established itself as one of the best around. It will hit multiple venues around the city beginning November 10th and continue through November 20th.

This is a call, a challenge to the local filmmakers out there: Get up, put on your shoes, and go see some of these films. You owe it to your fellow filmmakers and yourself as well, because the work is amazing.

As one of the volunteers involved in assembling the shorts programs, I have to tell you, the shorts I have seen thus far are nothing less than spectacular. This past summer’s Showcase of local talent featured some of the most technically proficient pieces I have ever seen, and this years’ SLIFF is following suit – technology is getting better all the time, and that technology is being utilized by filmmakers all around the world.

Pixar-level quality is evident in a number of computer animated pieces. “Mac N’ Cheese” and “Alex and the Ghosts” are in the same class as “Cars” and “Monster House”. For all of its technical virtuosity, “A Morning Stroll” is also one of the most hilariously graphic shorts you will ever see as a plucky little chicken goes nose to nose with a rapidly deteriorating zombie. Wackiness ensues.

Similarly, “Enrique Wrecks the World”, a more traditionally animated piece, begins sweetly enough and then spirals into lunacy. If you like “Happy Tree Friends” or “Llamas with Hats”, this piece will slay you.

The best of the animated bunch might be “The Origin of Creatures”, a striking post-apocalyptic piece that defies my ability to figure out how the filmmakers accomplished this – I believe it is part miniature and part computer animation, but it is unlike anything I have ever seen.

Of the live-action shorts, they vary from the dramatic to the comedic to the outrageous, as usual, but the level of production quality has never been greater. “Dolls Factory” is a fascinating piece that is part Metropolis and part Jean-Pierre Jeunet. It is also, in my opinion, photographically perfect. “Ex Sex” is as sexually graphic a piece as I have seen, but still manages to be tasteful and heartbreaking.

“Recess” and “The Extraordinary Life of Rocky” are both beautiful to look at, but feature two very different and darkly humorous takes on childhood. You will never look at the game of “duck-duck-goose” – or remote controlled helicopters – in the same way ever again. The absolutely ridiculous but no less funny “Red Moon” reminded me of “The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou”, complete with stylized effects and sets.

Star power also runs strong in this year’s shorts. Michael Biehn of “The Terminator” stars in “From Darkness”, a creepy thriller that has a strong “X-Files” vibe. “The Third Rule” features Jason Biggs of “American Pie” and Joel Moore from “Avatar”. Scott Thompson from “The Kids in the Hall” stars in two shorts, and even plays his own mother.

In fact, there is so much star power this year that two entire shorts programs (Stars 1 & 2) are dedicated to name actors and feature the likes of Gérard Depardieu, Jeremy Davies, Rita Wilson, Anna Paquin, Jason Ritter, John Hurt, Wes Bentley, Selma Blair, J.K. Simmons, Sasha Grey, John Hurt, Brendan Gleeson, Tom Hardy, and Julia Stiles. Even the great Sir Anthony Hopkins makes an uncredited appearance – but I won’t tell you which short he appears in…

Rounding out the amazing assortment of shorts is a selection of science fiction pieces, and once again, they benefit greatly from advances in digital production and effects. Three of them - “Protoparticles”, “Cognite”, and “Yuri Lennon’s Landing on Alpha 46″ – all feature lead actors in spacesuits who have very different adventures. “Yuri Lennon” plays its first few minutes from one amazing point of view as an astronaut enters the atmosphere of an alien planet, while “Cognite” has only one line of dialogue in an otherwise completely visual piece. “Gear School – Plug and Play” is the best live-action interpretation of Japanese Anime ever filmed. You will believe attractive teenagers in skin-tight suits can fly.

I have only nicked the surface of the approximately 400 films playing over the 10 days of the fest, so please take a few moments and go to www.cinemastlouis.org, familiarize yourself with the theaters, download the schedule, AND GO SEE SOME FILMS!! To be a filmmaker is to be familiar with both the technology and the techniques out there, so get out of your comfort zone and go see something new. I promise you will be challenged to make your next film be better than the last after seeing what the rest of the world is doing.

The knuckleball is a rare and complicated skill in baseball. Often associated with being the specialty pitch mastered by those determined pitchers without the gift of “heat,” the knuckleball is a tricky beast, but when a pitcher takes control of its reigns, he can be nearly unstoppable. Phil “Knucksie” Niekro proved that by earning himself a place in Cooperstown, the National Baseball Hall of Fame, almost entirely for his unmistakable oneness with the knuckleball.

KUCKLEBALL is a short film that captures the essence of the rare and awkwardly effective pitch as a metaphor, telling a story of a boy and his disjointed relationship with his father. Milo (Alexander Wruck) is a boy about the age of ten. His father (Timothy McKinney), emotionally distant as a result of his wife having recently walked out, is focused on moving what’s left of his family to a new home. Milo’s youthful sights are set upon playing baseball, perhaps in part as a distraction from the pain of his mother leaving, but he fails to receive the support he longs for from his father.

Written and directed by Jordan Kerfeld, KNUCKLEBALL was shot on Super 16 film in Austin, Texas. The result is a richly warm and homey feel, like watching a nostalgic home video that was shot by a professional cameraman. Kerfeld’s eye for descriptive and interesting composition matches his ability to convey his vision within the frame without bluntly beating his audience with excess style. The most consciously visible shot in the film is the final one, which serves as a powerfully visual closing that needs no dialogue.

KNUCKLEBALL gave me the same pleasant feeling I often associate with having religiously watched every episode of Wonder Years as a child Milo’s age. I was able to connect, not just because of my own love of baseball, but because this is a film about a boy with an undying dream and his father who discovers new hope through his son’s unshakeable resilience.

The strongest element of KUCKLEBALL is Milo’s ingenuity and determination. Milo sneaks off with his father’s camcorder after failing to garner his attention, constructing his own tryout video to play in the Major Leagues. For Milo, the problem of his age never crosses his mind as an obstacle, only that he believes he has talent and that playing in the “big show” would produce the money he and his father now need as they enter into a difficult new chapter of life. What Milo’s father does when he discovers the tape is a wonderful moment, having the greatest influence on KNUCKLEBALL being an accomplished and respectable family drama.

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The WWF-UK is pleased to share with you this short film ASTONISH ME starring Bill Nighy, Gemma Arterton, Christian McKay and introducing Will Jacklin. In a tale of adventure and discovery showcasing some of the extraordinary species recently found around the world, ASTONISH ME has been created by writer Stephen Poliakoff and director Charles Sturridge to celebrate the WWF’s 50th anniversary.

On a sidenote, actor Bill Nighy, writer Stephen Poliakoff and the film’s composer Adrian Johnston, all worked on the 2009 film GLORIOUS 39.

Who is Francis “Pat” Fitzpatrick? The answer will surely differ greatly, depending on who you ask, but one thing everyone will agree upon is that he’s persistent and passionate. These two character traits are what create the controversy surrounding Pat, an aging man who has spent a significant chunk of his life fighting for the rights of the homeless residents of Gainesville, Florida.

“Why can’t number 131 be fed?” You’ll hear it repeatedly throughout CIVIL INDIGENT, a 55-minute short documentary collaboration from filmmakers Nicholas Corrao, David Hafter and Peter Salomone. The number 131 is significant, because that is the first person each and every day that must be turned away from a free meal at the St. Francis House.

You may ask why this is, which is what Pat does repeatedly, pointing out the absurdity of the ordinance put in place by the Gainesville City Commission. If there is food to be served, and hungry mouths in need of it, why limit the daily distribution of this food to what amounts to a completely random and meaningless number? The battle between Pat and the City Commission goes on, and on, and on, each of them trying to tire the other one into submission, but the heart of CIVIL INDIGENT is not in the outcome of this pursuit, but of the pursuit, and more importantly, the pursuer himself.

In good critical taste, I will refrain from revealing how CIVIL INDIGENT ends. Like any other film, there is still a narrative to good documentary filmmaking and, for the especially accomplished films, there is even suspense. Ever since the dawn of the first ostracized homeless man, the subject has been one of awkward, uncomfortable debate. Those who have usually are not interested in bothering themselves with those who have not, especially when those who have not are perceived as being lazy criminals who are burdens on civilized society.

CIVIL INDIGENT attempts to remain objective on this subject, but Pat is such a lively and sincere character, fighting so diligently, that the audience may have a hard time not siding with him. To be honest, I personally find it difficult to agree with the opposing viewpoints in the film, as minimal and inhumane as they are, but credit must be given to the filmmakers for allowing these voices to be heard. Amongst their concerns are the typical, yet understandable concerns that the homeless residents are potentially dangerous, are unruly and filthy, and are “eyesores” in the community. The problem with this sort of argument is that its an unfair generalization. Is this to suggest only homeless people fit this description?

Pat is a kind of more down-to-Earth, less fame-hungry version of Michael Moore. He is not interested in the spotlight, except as a means to further his cause. On several occasions, Pat has run for office, with no realistic expectations of winning, but as one more avenue for getting his message out to the masses. By the end of CIVIL INDIGENT, I was left feeling both uplifted that someone cares enough to go through what Pat endures, but also exhausted, having experienced just a taste of Pat’s endless efforts.

For more information on CIVIL INDIGENT, visit the website here.

MADELEINE ZABEL is the story of an infamous, Lindsay Lohan-type young celebrity named Maddy Z, and a stressed out reporter named Elliot Snow (Chris Henry Coffey) attempting to capture her in a controversial light. Both characters are far from happy. As we can imagine, Maddy Z (Jenna D’Angelo) is on the verge of a nervous breakdown, juggling too many “projects” from her modeling and music to fashion. Elliot is worn out but determined, potentially risking his own relationship during this brief 10-minute phone interview with Maddy Z.

Written, directed, produced and edited by Chris Shimojima, DP and editor of the acclaimed web-series Downsized, MADELEINE ZABEL tears away the makeup laden exterior of a fictional pop star and exposes the fragile, broken humanity that lies beneath. Jenna D’Angelo portrays the questionably talented, yet equally popular and criticized Maddy Z with a convincing range of emotions. She hides her true feelings until the end, when Elliot finally pulls the to the surface, practically sucker punching her with his questions as she sucker punched a paparazzi.

In the process of Elliot cracking Maddy Z, the two somehow reach a moment when they connect, inadvertently meeting on a path, headed in opposite directions, but ultimately benefit each other in unexpected ways. Coffey depicts the desperate reporter accurately, subtly conveying the gradual transition of his focus away from his own troubles to the troubles Maddy Z has finally come to confess to him on the phone, all while Maddy Z’s publicist Kelly Walters (Janet Laverty) attempts to control the spiraling situation with a military precision.

Cory Dross provides a flashy, glamorous sense of vision as the director of photography. MADELEINE ZABEL begins as a broadcast of a gossip/news style show airs a story about the her violent outburst against the paparazzi, then settles into the more somber isolation of Maddy Z in her luxurious hotel room, with sterile white walls and her publicist barking orders, but insisting she’s her friend and only has her best interests at heart. Elliot’s turn of the camera, however, tends to be more spontaneous, his perspective is more frantic, his world more chaotic.

The score, ranging from a techno-club infused opening to a more percussion-influenced dramatic undertone, comes from composer Thomas Vanoosting, who provided music for the PBS production Lincoln: Prelude to The Presidency. The music serves as an intricate underlay, helping to build the suspense of the phone interview, as Elliot’s questioning unravels into one strategically placed bombshell after another.

MADELEINE ZABEL is a powerfully energetic, neurotic tale of contemporary fame. The film tackles both sides of the monstrous pursuit of fame, the star and the star reporter, revealing that neither is far removed from the other. In the end, it’s all about what how to balance the persons of fame with the real person smothered beneath the artificiality.

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Shorts Program 8: Horror Shorts includes 8 individual short films of various styles, for a total running time of 95 minutes. Played consecutively, these films offer a broad and entertaining showcase for independent horror filmmakers in the St. Louis area.

THE CASK OF AMONTILLADO (13 minutes)

Directed by Hugo Fleming, THE CASK OF AMONTILLADO is a tale of revenge, based on the story by Edgar Allen Poe. Two men (Mark Bunch and Billy Benner), with their minds altered by the effects of Budweiser 40s, wander deep into a subterranean realm, whereas only would may ultimately return. The film is more of a operatic ode to Poe, that a traditional narrative film. THE CASK OF AMONTILLADO contains no dialogue, instead told entirely by the very words of Poe himself. Illustrated by a haunting piano and vocal score (Somewhere Under the Rainbow, written and performed by Heather Rice) that draws on the dark heart of Poe’s literary horror. The cinematography (Matthew Pitzer) is eerie, capturing the cavernous early industrial setting, both ancient and chiseled by dead men’s hands. The narration, provided by Anne Williams, recalls a feminine twin of Vincent Price in his Poe era.

THE CONFINED (26 minutes)

Erin Marie Hogan plays Jackie, a young woman who witnesses her boyfriend’s murder. Traumatized by the event, Jackie slips shuts her self in, crippled by an overwhelming state of agoraphobia. Spending the majority of her time alone in her quiet house, Jackie is haunted by her memories. As with any effective horror story, the sound of the film is key. Jackie begins to notice sounds in the walls, and strange evidence of an unknown presence. With so much of horror focused on gore and violence, its nice to see new filmmakers still interested in the psychological realm of horror, infinitely more difficult to pull of, but equally rewarding, as is the case with THE CONFINED. Hogan provides a quality performance, dwelling in a descriptive silence for much of the film. Writer, director and editor Nicholas Acosta made a fine choice of utilizing a meticulously steady camera, much like what Kubrick did in THE SHINING, but juxtaposes ti with the jarring, handheld footage of old home videos. THE CONFINED should sufficiently creep you out as a haunted ghost story should.

THE DOOR (12 minutes)

Written and directed by Brent Madison, THE DOOR begins in complete blackness, challenging the audience by layering multiple pulsating, echoing sounds into a frightening, techno-atmospheric landscape through the titles, cutting immediately into Allison’s (Allison Ochmanek) nightmare. She wakes, only to find her boyfriend Chris (Christopher Howell) taken over by an evil entity shortly after. Stylistically a cross between Carpenter and Candyman, THE DOOR offers a visual intensity and possibly the highest production value of all the horror shorts, complete with special effects and the style of dialogue we’ve come to expect from enjoyable mainstream fright flicks. The woman’s “possessed” boyfriend lures her into a large, old house where she comes face to face with the creature behind THE DOOR. The film’s score (Doug Pearson) penetrates the viewer’s senses, making the biggest impact in film’s visceral assault on the viewer’s fears.

IN THE CARDS (10 minutes)

Jack and Claire (played by Burke Mohan and Brigitte Crumpton) are newly engaged, but already experiencing turbulence in their relationship. When they decide to see a fortuneteller (Terry Hampton) on a whim, they get more than they bargained for. IN THE CARDS begins as a sort of anti-romantic comedy, with heavily cliche’s flowing from the fortuneteller’s mouth. Then the cards begin to fall into fated order on the teller’s table, sending the couple into a dream-like trance, allowing them an enigmatic glimpse into their own future. At first a fairly straight-forward approach, writer and director Zach Smith uses the couple’s initial foray into their fortune as a ledge from which to leap into a much darker, visually captivating story.

OUTPOST 13 (4 minutes)

OUTPOST 13 is more science-fiction than horror, depicting the planet after we’ve already destroyed all it’s life-giving beauty. A scientist (Guy Stephens) works to save the dying planet, tucked away in a tiny laboratory where he spends his down time reliving his once beautiful planet through virtual reality. OUTPOST 13 is fully narrated, with it’s single characters uttering no dialogue on screen. The cinematography (Wyatt Weed) is highly effective and the images of Earth as it was are on a National Geographic scale, but the special effects from Pirate Pictures are what stand out in this film, providing a brutal, desolate landscape and impressive science-fiction touches to the interior and exterior of the outpost laboratory. OUTPOST 13 was written by William Hartzel and directed by Corey Logsdon.

STAIRS (6 minutes)

Further she climbs, spiraling up a seemingly endless flight of stairs, a young woman (Stephanie Sanditz) faces her deepest fears. The staircase, like something from an M.C. Escher drawing, appears to have no beginning and no end, instead pulling her repeating to a door. What lies on the other side of the door? STAIRS, written and directed by Doveed Linder, draws visually on primal human fear, much like Hitchcock’s VERTIGO drew on the fear of heights. Sanditz conveys her fear with great conviction, relying solely on her facial expressions and body language, uttering not a single word. STAIRS is not a literal film, but a cinematic interpretation of a very uncomfortable human emotional experience.

STRUMPET (14 minutes)

This is the story of a lonely traveler (Stephen J. Hefferman) who takes shelter from a ravaging storm within an old hotel, welcomed by a curiously strange innkeeper (Brian McDowell), but haunted by a deadly supernatural seductress (Emily Brown) in his sleep. What I love most abut STRUMPET is how writer and director Wolfgang Lehmkuhl perfectly captures the essence of the early silent era of German expressionist horror. The gorgeous Gothic cinematography (Michael Lowhorn) comes as close as one can reasonably expect to mimicking the visual appeal of the old film cameras of that cinematic age. The score (Kevin MaCleod and Jon Feraro) is splendidly dreadful, representing the looming horror that surely awaits. The look of the film, and even the performances, also remind me of the subtly offbeat undercurrent present in so many of Guy Maddin’s films. Personally, STRUMPET is my favorite pick of the Shorts Program 8, immersing me fully into the abyss of exquisitely frightful sensory rapture.

THE OUTSIDER: 911 – The Pilot (10 minutes)

Unfortunately, this offering from peter Carlos was the only film of this shorts program I missed.

Synopsis: In the middle of the night, something not of this Earth has come for teenager Alex Jackson.

Shorts Program 8, Horror Shorts will screen during the 2011 Stella Artois St. Louis Filmmaker’s Showcase at 9:30PM on Wednesday, August 17th at the Tivoli Theatre.

Shorts Program 6: Comedy Shorts includes 11 individual short films of various comical style, for a total running time of 80 minutes. Played consecutively, these films offer a broad and entertaining showcase for independent comedy filmmakers in the St. Louis area.

FLUFF (4 minutes)

Directed by Anthony Meadows and shot by Tim Bowe, FLUFF is an awesome action-mystery-thriller ode to all the kick ass genres of cinema. The comedy is inherent, as the film is cast entirely with colorful, handmade puppets. The central character, a stuffed bear, meets up with a stuffed horse named Lewis (voiced by Tim Gowan) about a strange black disc (a button). As they flee from danger together through the woods, they run into a freaky shot-out stuffed bear-thing named Martin (voiced by Tyler Meadows), who joins them in a violent fight to the death with two sock monkeys seeking the black disc. Carnage ensues, culminating in an open-ended “what happens next” moment. The marionette-style animation of these puppets lends to the cheesy goodness of unmoving mouths and occasionally visible fishing lines controlling the puppets movements. Those who like TEAM AMERICA, MEET THE FEEBLES, or Triumph the Insult Comic Dog will probably eat FLUFF up with a spoon.

BLOODFEST CLUB: DOWN ON THE FARM (7 minutes)

BLOODFEST CLUB: DOWN ON THE FARM is a short, comedic documentary on the making of the trailer for THE BLOODFEST CLUB, a brilliantly obvious horror-comedy hybrid with a certain John Hughes influence that is planned for production in 2012. Directed by Ken Calcaterra, this behind-the-scenes glimpse sets the mood by opening into a Benny Hill frenzy of high-speed filmmaking antics, set to quick tempo banjo music, which transitions abruptly to a heavy metal title. The film interviews the various cast and crew members, more than willing to share the ever-present abundance of indie-horror production war stories and battle scars. On the flip side, the support given the filmmakers from their community is addressed as well. This is a great opportunity to be entertained, while also learning about the exciting, and sometimes dangerous, lives of local indie filmmakers… and about the dangers of working with gerbils.

BOOM BOOM (8 minutes)

Larry and Terry Ziegelman co-wrote and co-directed BOOM BOOM, a dark comedy short about two friends who bump into each other over coffee. Ahmed (Karthik Srinivasan) sits nervously by himself when the loud and obnoxious Jamal (Behzad Dabu) recognizes him and imposes on his solitary coffee. Once Ahmed finally acknowledges Jamal as a friend, the film slips into absurdity hyper-drive, placing the two characters’ serious business of being Jihad suicide bombers on public display, making no effort to conceal their sinister purpose. The film is a, unapologetic satirical mocking of the rules and culture of Muslim extremists, with Ahmed and Jamal delaying each other as they debate and fantasize about what will be waiting for them on the other side, oblivious to the world around them. BOOM BOOM is either hilarious, or highly offensive, depending on your outlook, but the goal is to make us laugh, a goal at which the film succeeds.

GREENTHUMB (3 minutes)

GREENTHUMB was written and directed by Curtis C. Craig, and shot and edited by Daniel Parris, who also had his feature-length documentary GIVE A DAMN? premiere during this year’s St. Louis Filmmaker’s Showcase. The short film plays mostly as a montage, with a man going through his daily motions of hydrating himself, then hydrating the lawn, inadvertently discovering a novel solution for sustainable gardening. As the viewer, once you get past the baffling question of why this man chooses to do what he does, the film becomes a sort of parable for setting an example for others. I know, it sounds like a stretch, but what I took away from viewing this short film was a light, humorous approach to conveying a rather simple, environmental message.

HELP WANTED (3 minutes)

Another short film written, directed, produced and edited by Ken Calcaterra, HELP WANTED is a silly silent comedy about a stoner dude trying to get a job at an ice cream shop. His hopes of free ice cream are repeatedly dashed when the young female clerk refuses to consider his proposal, but the man persists. One ridiculous attempt after another, from a hand-written resume to the most lavishly lame disguises, the film finally comes to a conclusion. There will be some who undoubtedly enjoy HELP WANTED, but the juvenile humor just isn’t my taste. If this is something you’re into, then by all means enjoy the show!

IT’S A SYMBOL (16 minutes)

A man named Maximus (Steve Gibbons) walks into a grocery store. Queue the lavish orchestral music as Maximus selects a single red rose. IT’S A SYMBOL, directed by Jamie Koogler, follows two actors’ tedious and nerve-racking wait for this rose to finally die. Maximus is an annoying, overly energetic ham. On the other hand, Stacy (Dawn Davis) is the dead serious, pretentious type who demands the rose be dead, as a symbol for her character’s mental state. These two acting partners quibble and bicker back and forth like an episode of The Honeymooners or I Love Lucy, struggling to work together on their scenes. IT’S A SYMBOL plays like a soap opera, if the soap opera was cast by Saturday Night Live hopefuls. As silly as the premise is, silly as in Curb Your Enthusiasm, the film works as a throwback to ’80s era sitcoms. Maybe it’s just my interpretation, but it makes the craziness of the film enjoyable.

LIVE BY THE SWORD (14 minutes)

Written and directed by Stephen Jones, LIVE BY THE SWORD begins with Dale (Matt Wills) sitting at home with a plate of nachos, watching TV when an infomercial for discount swords catches his fancy. Dale is a geek, nothing wrong with that. His t-shirt that reads “Shakespeare Hates Your EMO Poems” tells us he’s not bashful about his geekness. The samurai sword arrives in the mail and thus begins Dale’s creatively destructive adventure. He gets carried away, using the sword in ways it was never intended, and taking it with him to inappropriate places. Like so many stereotypical trigger-happy, gun-loving ’70s era Dirty Harry characters, his sword fills the absense of a female companion in Dale’s life, until he meets Natalie (Kelly Nienaltowski), a woman with similar interests. On a purely technical front, LIVE BY THE SWORD suffers from a number of poorly lit night scenes, making parts of the film difficult to watch properly, otherwise the film is a fun, quirky boy-meets-girl story with a delightful touch of MALLRATS at the end.

MUGGED (5 minutes)

Director Andrew Saunders’ short film MUGGED begins with a creepy through-the-knot-hole shot of someone watching, as a man walks by, busy talking on his cell phone. The man becomes the victim of a mugger, but what becomes excrutiatingly apparent, however, is that the mugger may be the true victom… of a Cable Guy type of unlikely stalker, who follows the mugger everywhere, believing he and the mugger are now friends. The man is an annoying, rude and clueless combination of Jerry Lewis and Kevin James, ultimately leading to a likely and anticlimatic ending. The film is enjoyable, but doesn’t do quite enough to make itself as original as it could have been. MUGGED stars Josh Wibbenmeyer and Jordan Bowlin.

ROBBERS (8 minutes)

Written, directed and edited by Nick Young, ROBBERS screams slapstick right from the start. The two robbers (David Appelbaum and Hubby Clark) exhibit the same level of skill as Harry and Marv from the HOME ALONE films. As it turns out, ROBBERS is very much like the HOME ALONE movies in this sense, except for the hero. Instead of a smart-mouther little kid, the robbers must deal with a drunk man (Devin Penn) whose wife left him for his best friend and has nothing to lose. It’s a nice twist, but not a terribly massive leap from the obvious inspiration. One thing ROBBERS has going for it is a witty, adolescent yet adult sense of humor that comes through in the dialogue. I enjoyed the film for what it is, which is purely meant to be popcorn humor, an adult take on a familiar family comedy.

TIEUR EMBUSQUE (6 minutes)

Alternately titled “Sniper,” this black and white short film starts out peaceful, shot to evoke a serene feeling, complete with relaxing music and cutaway shots of pretty flowers gently swaying in the wind. A man (Jeffrey Glickman) removes a bag from the trunk of his car and takes a stroll through a park full of people enjoying themselves. No one seems to notice that his bag looks suspiciously like a gun case and that he appears to be headed straight for a tower in the center of the park. The music gradually takes a decidedly darker turn as the man ascends the tower stairs, a segment of the film I particularly enjoyed for it’s Hitchcockian visual flair. Even the composition of frames takes on a slight influence of German silent horror as the story reaches its climax. The tension slowly builds until the agonizing, unbearably brutal conclusion assaults the viewer as well as the innocents in the park. Co-directors Jordan Oakes and Hal Scharf take a simple premise and run with it, creating a cinematically strong film that bends the rules of traditional comedy, with an added twist at the end.

THE WORLD CHAMPIONS (7 minutes)

Two slackers with no muscial talent jamming out until one of the slackers’ parents return home. This is how THE WORLD CHAMPIONS begins, with these two daydreaming losers fantasizing about “when they make it big.” All of that changes while surfing the Internet for possible band names when they stumble upon the world champion apple pie eater. Suddenly, their delusions shift from becoming rock stars to setting a world record, believing this will reward them with respect, money and babes. They set out on a series of attempts to break a world record, any record they can, with fame in their eyes. From fastest time running a 100-yard dash, to most spin kicks to a tree in 20 seconds. After going through countless failed attempts, they have a mutual epiphany. THE WORLD CHAMPIONS was directed by and stars Matt Basler and Train Mayer, evoking Justin Long and John Belushi in their appearance and personalities.

Shorts Program 6, Comedy Shorts will screen during the 2011 Stella Artois St. Louis Filmmaker’s Showcase at 9:30PM on Tuesday, August 16th at the Tivoli Theatre.

Filmmaking lives and thrives in St. Louis. The first Shorts Program: Dramatic Shorts plays Sunday, August 14th at Noon at the Tivoli as part of the St. Louis Filmmakers Showcase and while we, as members of the general public, have a tendency to reward predicable entertainment with our ticket money, it’s often these unusual shorts that are the most satisfying. There are twelve shorts in this presentation which runs about 100 minutes. Cinema St. Louis did an outstanding job with their selection of these as not one is less than impressive.

The menu kicks off with 14:28, an 8-minute look at three assassins who travel back in time to plant a bomb in a theater (filmed at the Keller 8!) that will kill a politician 20 years in the future. This plays like a scene from a feature film and, like most time travel stories, leads to more questions than answers. Why didn’t they just go back 40 years and off him when he was a kid, or pull a TERMINATOR and whack his mom? I’m unsure if I would have been able to follow where it was going if I had not read about it, but it’s well-done and aided by a driving score by Steve Barnegren. In Sarah Worner’s brief standout BACK, a teenage Native American girl does a traditional Indian dance at her grandmother’s funeral. Simple, powerful, and moving, it’s a remarkable three minutes. THE COURIER by Steve Matejka and Alex Keel is nothing more than a foot chase around historic St. Charles that ends in a fistfight, murder, and revenge. It’s rather pointless with a lot of shots of men jumping over fences climaxing in a poorly-choreographed fistfight, but it’s tightly-edited, wordless storytelling which again seems like something pulled from a feature. At 15 minutes, Chris Pickup’s HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM is the longest film in this grouping, a full-blooded short story told in flashback by a young boy in a mental ward. It’s ambitious and well-acted if predictable. Tyler DePerro’s 4-minute THE HUNDRED is a fun short about three different people’s reactions to a finding a $100 bill in the street. It’s the most inventive film in the program, extremely well-made and ultimately kinda profound. In LIES WE TELL OURSELVES, a black lesbian (filmmaker Miranda Richardson) mouths off to the camera for 8 minutes about her relationship history. OFF THE AGES is an odd, 8-minute slice of whimsy by Michelle Manott. It presents an old man and a young woman standing in a field for a competition between “traditional” and “digital” (typewriter vs computer, violin vs keyboard, camera vs… uh, camera). Told in pantomime, it’s a clever concept nicely executed. In Mike Roth’s 8-minute PLIGHTS, a recent college graduate tastes the real world for the first time. Joshua Mullin’s POKE is a 13-minute story of an old man annoyed by a precocious little girl he meets at his wife’s funeral when she pokes the dead body with her finger. At the end, he does the same to her dead grandpa. Kinda creepy. SHOWDOWN is the most ambitious film in the program, a grainy B&W Bergmanesque mood piece about a WWII GI’s card game with a German soldier. This compelling contemplation of death and the nature of war from Brant Hadfield is the type of pretentious and symbolism-heavy short they just don’t seem to make anymore. A sunglasses-wearing pulp novelist researches the local bar scene for his next story in SMOKE AND MIRRORS, a predictable mini-noir from Peter Carlos filmed at what has to be the least cinematic watering hole in St. Louis (Mac’s C’Mon Inn !). Hannah Radcliff’s YELLOW ends the program with a story described as ‘Estranged siblings reconnect after the death of their father”. This film wouldn’t play on the disc provided me for review. Sorry. The twelve shorts program makes for an interesting way to spend 100 minutes and see what the St. Louis filmmaking community is up to.

Shorts Program 1: Dramatic Shorts will screen during the 2001 Stella Artois St. Louis Filmmaker’s Showcase at 12:00PM (noon) on Sunday, August 14th at the Tivoli Theatre.

Everyone has been solicited to purchase girl scout cookies at some point, usually around the same time every year. Some can even claim to have been pressured, coerced or even harassed into buying the tasty little fundraising treats. Hey, a girl’s got to earn her badges, right?

GET OFF MY PORCH (2010) is a fun-filled, darkly twisted tale of a man who finds out just how far two girl scouts will go to ensure everyone enjoys their cookies. Writer and director Patrick Rea (with more than 25 short films to his credit) clearly has a decidedly wicked sense of humor, one that touches on the macabre without actually going there in detail. Rea’s forked-tongue-in-cheek short film winks and nods, but despite all the intensity of the film’s unsettling humor, it remains surprisingly somewhat family friendly. If I were so shallow as to support the ratings code as it currently stands, I would probably give Rea’s film a PG-13, primarily for scenes of “implied violence and satanic worship.”

Of course, I’m not that shallow. Instead, I’ll give GET OFF MY PORCH, a 13-minute short, an “A” for “awesome” because I had a so much fun watching the film. I laughed, but I also felt legitimately spooked, especially once the true evil nature of the girl scouts bares its metaphorical fangs.

*It should also be noted, this review is in no way a direct commentary on the actual Girl Scouts, who do fine work for their communities. That, and, I don’t want them coming after me.

Brad Meehan plays Neil, just an average guy, who finds two cute girl scouts standing on his porch, smiling from ear-to-ear. They present their tasty treats in a rehearsed fashion, but Bert politely refuses, not out of some stroke of meanness, but simply because he had just recently purchased fundraiser goodies from some other kids. Just when Bert believes he has successfully protected his wallet from further thinning, he discovers persistence as he’s never known.

Let’s talk about Mary and Cindy. These are two of the scariest girls you’ll meet on the big screen. They’re adorable, innocent-looking enough, but this is all very deceptive. Mary, played by Katherine McNamara (TV series DROP DEAD DIVA, 30 ROCK), and Cindy, played by Andrea Strickler, are demented psychopaths. Yes, I said it. GET OFF MY PORCH is funny, yes, but it’s primarily a horror story. The things they manage to do to Bert are both imaginative and disturbing, but Bert is driven out of his “good guy” shell as he attempts to fight back.

Visually, GET OFF MY PORCH has a very digital look to the film, shot on the Panasonic HVX-200, but cinematographer Hanuman Brown-Eagle does a marvelous job of keeping the shadows prominent and the colors rich and saturated without taking over the composition of each shot. One of the highlights of the film is Henry Manfredini’s score. A true veteran of horror composers, Manfredini has scored the likes of FRIDAY THE 13TH, SWAMP THING, HOUSE, WISHMASTER, and a personal favorite of mine, CAMERON’S CLOSET.

GET OFF MY PORCH starts out as something you may expect to see on the Disney Channel or Nickelodeon, but quickly warps into a playfully nightmarish experience. I am reminded of films such as 976-EVIL… creepy, but cheeky. GET OFF MY PORCH is, in some respects, a horror film that parents can appreciate… if not fear.

Learn more about GET OFF MY PORCH at the film’s website.

Director & photographer Mike Pecci is self releasing all of his violent short films on one loaded DVD.

Mike Pecci’s Grindhouse Shorts!

This is the definitive collection of what Filmthreat magazine called “Grindhouse done right”. It includes the director’s cut of Cold Hard Cash, a re-mastered Capture Device, Stray Bullet, and a new short featuring a chainsaw wielding Evalena Marie (from the upcoming film based on the “Remains” comic written by Steve Niles). Each film is uncensored and loaded with sex, violence, and Suicide Girls! The DVD is jammed to the limit with interactive menus, behind the scenes clips, brand new recorded director’s commentaries and the infamous “Mom-mentaries” (where the director watches the films with his highly opinionated mother) and loads of hidden “Easter eggs.” The disks will be released with 3 limited edition variant covers with artwork from comic book and poster artists as well photography from Pecci.

Mike Pecci’s Grindhouse Shorts Censored from Mike Pecci on Vimeo.

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