THE DICTATOR College Bus Tour Goes Nationwide!
While General Aladeen is in Sydney, THE DICTATOR College Bus Tour is hitting the road today, May 1st, and then stopping at 12 college campuses between 5/1 and 5/18!!!
The first stop today will be at UCLA, in Wilson Plaza from 1PM -5PM PST.
Come aboard for an interactive experience in Wadiya and make your political statement.
It’s an election year, but that has zero effect on General Aladeen as he is the Dictator and doesn’t need your votes! ”Don’t vote for me, I am already The Dictator”. In the vein of the Presidental election campaign buses, THE DICTATOR is doing it his way…the “don’t vote for me tour” on the road to spread election centric propaganda about the ways of Wadiyan culture. The bus tour will also education people about Aladeen’s rise to power as well as his stance on key issues such as the woman’s place in this man’s world, how to appropriately honor The Dictator, and why the West needs his guidance.
Some of what the bus offers is below:
- Sign a petition to support General Aladeen and declare yourself pro-dictatorship, anti-democracy.
- Play the new DICTATOR iPad application on The General’s iPads.
- Camel Toe pate will be served. Yes, that’s right.
- You will have the opportunity to take your photo in front of a green screen which will produce an image that looks like a postcard from Wadiya, example below.
- The Virgin Guards will be available for photos.
- Pick up some of the Wadiyan propaganda.
- Buy your movie tickets early for opening day!
- See the newest trailer of the film.
Additional cities we will be visiting:
5/2 11AM – 3PM – San Diego State University (Az Turnaround)
5/3 1-5 PM – Arizona State U. (Mill Avenue District)
5/4 1-5 PM – U. of Arizona (Main Gate Square)
5/7 1-5 pm – U. of Texas, Austin (University Co-Op)
5/9 1-5 pm – U. of Arkansas (Hog Haus Brewing Company)
5/10 2-6 pm – U. of Oklahoma (Campus Corner/O’Connells)
5/11 1-5 pm – Kansas State U. (Aggieville)
5/14 12-4 pm – U. of Colorado, Boulder (Pleasant Street and Mackey Dr.)
5/16 1-5 pm – UNLV (Student Union Courtyard)
5/17 1-5 pm – U. of California, Irvine
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