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Too Much Shirt in the new TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE Teaser – We Are Movie Geeks

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Too Much Shirt in the new TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE Teaser

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It’s been four, long months since NEW MOON, nearly a lifetime in the world of a teenage girl wanting her Edward/Jacob fix.  And, judging from what I’m hearing, that 10-second clip from yesterday didn’t offer too much in the form of appeasement.  What could?  How about a full, 90-second teaser for the David Slade-directed ECLIPSE?

Now, I know what you’re saying.  “Shut up, Mr. Talky Man, and let’s see this thing.”  Well, if you really didn’t care about what I had to say, you would have scrolled down and watched it by now.  For the rest of you, there is a fair warning going into this trailer.  Not that I was paying all that close attention, but, from what I gathered, there’s a lot more of this…

…than there is of this…

Until the final, few frames of the trailer, Taylor Lautner keeps his shirt on while Robert Pattinson looks like he’s trying to keep from getting sick all over the flighty Kristen Stewart.  Some of you may see this lack of skins in favor of shirts a hindrance, while others might be more inclined to watch the new trailer now.

Nonetheless, to the rest of us, those who really don’t care either way, this looks like more of the same, more bothersome drama in the love triangle between a teenage girl, a vampire without fangs and who can go out in sunlight, and boy whose character was, evidently, ripped off by some Benicio Del Toro film.

Courtesy of Yahoo! Movies, here is that new trailer.  Enjoy!

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE hits theaters on June 30th.