‘New Moon’ trailer already proving a disappointment!

Ouch! I’m sure it’s no surprise that I hated ‘Twilight’ and no, I still haven’t read the books (and won’t) but, believe it or not the one and only thing I found interesting about the first movie also was the one and only thing that I was sort of looking forward to in ‘New Moon’. That one thing being the Native American werewolf folklore storyline. Well, so much for that… at least so much for it “looking” cool anyway. I watched the trailer for ‘New Moon’ and the thoughts going through my mind went something like this…

Ooooh… pretty aerial view of the coast – oh, wait… now the sappy stuff starts. Wait a minute! She’s dating a vampire and ALL she wants from him for her birthday is a kiss? Bullsh**! Oh, whoa! Now this is even more 90210-ish than ‘Twilight’… not good. It’s gonna score big with the book-reading lady crowd though. Oh my God, no! She got a paper cut! The tension is terrifying! Go, Edward! Protect her finger at all costs. That’s the finger she presses send on her cell phone with. OK, he’s officially been effed up. Whew! That was close. Uh oh, looks like someone’s breaking up. So, sad… Oh, crap! Hang on, isn’t that the “not-so-mean” Jamaican vampire from the gang in ‘Twilight’ that helped them? Maybe I’m confused. Ooh, boy, oh boy-o-boy! Now comes the cool Native American werewolf ass-kicking… WTF? Those special FX are crap! I am so disappointed. I want to see it even less now.